The weekly Union times. [volume] (Union C.H., South Carolina) 1871-1894, February 13, 1891, Image 4

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f - - ?????^ "WISE WORDS. It is the little trials that test. , "When we worry we do uot trust. The average mau will blame his wife for all his misfortuues. More people die from eating too much than from eating too little. Ho one can be happy who is not doing something to help other people. It is hard to remember the good qualities of those who forget us. It takes some people a long time to find out just how big a dollar is. It is hard to find a man who hasn't got some kind of a streak of laziness. It will puzzle posterity to make out why some men have been given statues. Tho only way to get people to livo right is to first get them to believe rrght. Love is the only thing in this life that man needs that he can not get for himself. One of tho greatest victories possible in this life is to bo able to say no to yourself. ' Water never rises above its level, and no man's life ever rises higher than his belief. One of the hardest things in the world to do is for one woman to deceive .PVlHe ycmrseIf miserable, ] fault-finder. Nothing but having a hard time ourselves will cpablc us to sympathize very much with other people. If there wasn't any money in this world it would bo hard to tind out just how mean some men arc. It is a grand thing for us when wo find out that we are not responsible for all tho work in the world. There isn't one man in ten thousand who knows what kiud of a man he would be if he had plenty of money.?Indianapolis (hid.) /tint's llorn. A Cure for Animal Lockjaw. > A course of experiments in tho Hygienic Institute at Berlin has demonstrated that animals suffering from cither diphtheria or tetanus can bo be cured by the inoculation of the serum from the blood or animals arrenny imouttni. r* ?. claimed. first, that the blood of rabbits protected from tetanus possesses the property of destroying the tetanus poison ; second, that this property it possesses by the non-ccllular-serum obtained from the blood; third, that this property is of so constant a nature that it also remains active in the organism of other animals, so that, notable therapeutic effects are produced by the transfusion of blood or serum; and, fourth, that the property of destroying the tetanus virus is absent in the blood of those animals which are not protected ngaiust tetanus.? Chicago News. A IVjlty Judge. . . Mr. Justice Muulc onoe addressed a phenomenon of innocence in a smockfrock in the following words: "Prisoner at tho bar, your counsel thinks you innocent; I think you iunociint, but a jury ol your own countrymen, in* thejrgebclfce"^ of such common sense as they Possess, iw i.i whioh. doe3 not seem to be found you 'guilt}-,' audit rogiains that I should pass upon you the sentence of the law. That sentence is that yoiu bo kept in imprisonment, for one day,':?md ifs that day was yesterday, you may now go about l\l 1C1 MrtBO > * ? u . JWUI WU0,UV00' XMIt-W 11 \ . Cause of Rheumatism. An acid winch exists in wiur milk ami older, railed larHo nrld. Is believed by physicians to. be Uic cause of rheumnlIsm. Accumulating In tho blood, It nttacks the llbrous tissues In the Joints, and causes unmixing pains. Whnt la needed la a remedy to neutralize the nrld, and to so invigorate the kidneys nnd liver that nil waste will bo carried off. 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( She dropped her lashes shyly g And stroked a vagrant curl Theu consciously she murmured? ( i This rosebud newly out: t ,"I have a strong suspicion fl Her weapon is a pout" ( "What is a woman's weapon?'' < I asked of Farmer Straw. ? He looked at me in wonder; Then sadly muttered, 'Law! Don't mention it to Nancy," 1 And down his head ho hung, J "But I am of tho 'pinion Her weapon is her tongue.'' j "What is a woman's weapon?'' I asked a matron tall. j She pointed to a broomstick Tnat graced the kitchen wall. < "'there stands a woman's weapon!" ( She cried, in tones of ire, j And swiftly I retreated Before that hint so dire. , "What is a woman's weaponf' 1 asked a lover true. 1 He turned him to a maiden With eyes of heavenly blue. Her velvet lips were parted. All innocent of guile. And eagerly sho answered: "Her weapon is a smile." "Whatjs a woman's weapon?" With sudden inspiration He seized upon his pen. "Oh, I could name a thousand," He cried, tu accents clear; "But womau's surest weapon, I grant you,'is a tear!" ? Helen Whitney Clark, in Saturday Night, THE LOST LEG Tn the autumn of 1782 the surgeor, ] Louis Thevcnet, of Calais, received a note without siguaturc requesting him to , call on the following day at a retired country house situated on the road leading toward Paris, and to bring with him what might be needed to j>erform an amputation. Thevenet was at that timo widely known as the most skillful man in his profession, and it was not an unusual occurrence for him to he summoned across the channel to England for tnc cxcrctsc or nrs proresoronnf ?*m. lie had served a loDg time in the army, was somewhat brusque in his manner, and yet one could not help loving him for his native kindness of heart. Thevenet was somewhat surprised by the receipt of this anonymous note. Tho day, the hour aud place, were given wit i the greatest exactness, but, as stated, the signature was wanting. Some buffoon probably thinks to make a fool of mc, thought he, and he did not go. Three days later he received a similar invitation, but in more urgent terms, and also containing a notification that on the following day, at 9 o'clock, a carriage would call at his house to fcteh bim. In truth, on the following morning, as tho clock struck 9, an elegant opeu carriage appeared before his door. Thevenet, without further hesitation, seated ^iqise\f \n^lt. , At the door ot the cmcriaM,l"hoA'e^r, he said to the coach- ] Hfrril: ,vTo whom are you going to take me,?" . * ' ' "Things which,I do not know do not I concern me," replied the coachman. "You are a churl," replied Thcvenet. At length the carriage stopped in , front ni . the hou?c before indicated. >. "lipon whom am I to call?w "Who livfss here?" "Who is ill here?" inquired ( Th'pvenct of the coachman, before getting out o/ the carriage. The coachman, nopever, returned the same answer as before. At the house door he was received by -a young man of about 28, who conducted hiip vip a flight of stairs and into a large chamber. The speech of tho young man disclosed the faut that he was a Briton. Thcvenet addressed him in English and tccieivcd friendly replies. J1 You have sent for me," said the suigcon. "I nin very thankful for the pains you ha' c taken to visit me," replied the Englis! man. "Will you please to be seated.; lie re is chocolate, coffee and wine, in ens j you desire to partake of somo rcfrc hiucuts before the operation." ! "First show me to the patient, sir; I rnirst first make an examination to de-, tcrmine if an amputation is necessary.", "I assure you, Mons. Thevenet, it is necessary. Pray be seated. I have perfect faith in your skill. Listen to me. Ilcre is a purse containing a hundred , guineas. They are intended for you as payment for the operation which you are to undertake; and that will not ho all you will receive, provided the thiDg is successfully accomplished. On tho tuner nana, 11 you reruse to yield to my | ] desire, you see here this pistol; you are ! ( in my power, and I will shoot you j t down." i ' "Sir, I do not fear your pistol. But | 1 what do you desire of me? Speak out i without further parley. Why am I 1 brought here?" "You must amputate my right leg." | "With all my heart, and if you de- >. sire, your head also. But if I am not ' mistaken, your leg is quite sound. You ran up the stairs before me as nimbly as a rope-dancer. What is the matter with your leg!" "Nothing; I only wish to be rid of ' it." 5 "Sir, you are a fool." I "That is no affair of yours. Mons. | rheveoct." 1 "In what way has your leg offended ] you?" , "In no way ; but I am bound to have < i it amputated." < "Sir, I do not know you. At least i produce before me some witness who will j | testify to your soundness of intellect." ! i 11 \\r;iI ..? ! ff 111 juu in my wisii^ ivions. | Thevcnet?" "Just as soon, sir, ns you give mo some j | defensible ground for your desire to be ! mutilated." j ' ''I cannot at the present moment com- . i -PM^f^i^Srjy^l^No'ay/er tfie ^psoof a w * year. But .I am willing to wager you, t monsieur, that year ,Hpnce you yourself will affirm t'hnt the ground upon which t rested the desire to be free of my leg was j the noblest." , f "I will not wager, so long as you do r not give me your name, your place of 1 residence, your family and your occupa- i tion." t "All that you shall know in the future, " not nt present. I pray you, however, to I epnsider me as a man of honor." J "An honorable man does not menace his physician with a pistil. I will not , c mutilate vou without there is a necessity leg. . 8omc eighteen weeks after the Englishmnn'a departure, Thevenet received a letter from England, the contents of which were the following : You receive thoiticlosuro as a proof of my most profound gratitude. It is a draft for two hundred and lift v guinons on Mons. Panschaud, banker, in Paris. You havo mado me tho happiest of earthly mortals in depriving me of my limb, which stood in the way of my earthly happiness. Worthy man, now you may know the cause of my foolish whim, as you then called it. You asserted, on tho occasion referrod to. that there could bo no reasonable ground for a solf-imposed mutilation such ns mine. T offered then to lay yon a wager. You acted wisely iu not accepting it. After my socond roturn from the East Indies I made the ocquniutance of Emily Harley, the most perfect of women. 1 adorod b?r. H?r wealth, her family connections were satisfactory to my relatives. To ine tW beauty and angelic disposition were alono attractive. I mingled in the throng of her admirers. Alas! my good Thevenet. I was fortunate enough to become tho most unfortunate of my rivals, She loved me?beyond my and all men, me. Sho did not conceal t; and for that very reason she dismissed ne. In vain I supplicated for her hand. Her parents and friends nil joined with me. In rain I She remained inunovnblc. For a long time I was unable to discover .he ground of her objection to marriage with ne. whom she passionately loved, as sne herolf confessed. At length one or her sisters lisclosed to me the secret. Miss Harley was narvelously beautiful, but had tho misforune to nave been born witn one leg, and by eason of this imperfection she hesitated to lecomemy wife. She feared I would esteem ler less on account of this imperfection. I at once resolved to become like her. Thanks to you, my good Thevenet, the thing vas accomplished. I returned to London with my artificial eg. My first thought was to visit Miss Harpy. 1 had previously writteu to England bat through & fall from my horse I bad *oksn my log, and that amputation had ba?m? necessary. I had the sympathy ot att, snd Emily swooned the first, time sne saw ne. She was for a long time inconsolable, tmt sho became my wife. The day following our marriage l confided to her ray secret iow great a sacrifice my desii e to possess her lad cost me. She loved me so much the mora enderly. Oh! my good Thovanet. if I posessed ten legs to lose, I would, without a Jam of regret, give them nil for Emily. I shall be grateful to you so long as I livo. Home to I/ondon and visit us. Learn to enow my glorious wife, and then say again 'I am a fool." Charlrs Triipi b Mons. Thevenct showed this letter to lis friends, and rotated the incident,and aughed most heartily as often as he told he story. "Nevertheless, he is a fool," wiid he. The following was Moua. Thcvenct's eply: Sir, I thank you for your magnificent presint, for so 1 must call it, because I cannot ?rm it compensation for the small servico I rendered you. I wish you happinoss in your marriage with the most worthy of English ladios. It is true a leg is much to give for a beautiful, virtuous ana tender wife; yet not too much, If in the end one does not come to feel that he has been cheated in tho exchange. Adam was obliged to sacrifice a rib for his wifo; ind It has cost many other men a rib for '.heir lover?some a head. Hut after all you nusw permit me, very moderately, to stand ?y ray opinion. Indeed, for the present mo neat you are right, \c.iare now in the paradise of the spring time of matrimony. But I am right also, with this difference >nly, that my view comes but slowly to be ecognized and accepted, like every truth which one at first declines to receive. Have a care, sir; I fear that within two rears you will regret that you had your leg aken off above tho kneo. You will think it would have been much letter below the knee. At the end of three roars you will he convinced that tho loss of i foot would havo been sufficient. In four roars you will affirm that the sacrifice of a ;reat toe, and in five years, the amputation if a little too would be too groat. At tho snd of six years, you will confess that the rutting off the nail would have been sufflriont I say all this without any purpose of detracting from tho worth of your estimable wife. In my youth I could any day have sacrificed my life for a beautiful woman, but lever a leg;"for that I should nover. my life ong. have ceased to repent. If I had done 10, I should to-day say, "Thevauet, thou wast a fool." With which I havo the honor to be. Your most obedient servant, Tuevbmkt. In the year 1793, during the Rolen of rerror, Mons. Thovenct, whom a young iurgcon had caused to bo suspected of hemg in sympathy with tho aristocracy, . led to London to save his head from tho knife of tho all-leveling guillotine. Either from loneliness or a desire to seek >ut acquaintances Thcvenet made inquiries for Sir Charles Temple. His residence was pointed out to hirn. Ho called ?nd was admitted In an easy chair, by Lhe fireside, surrounded by newspapers, }at a fat gentleman. So unwieldy Was ho that ho could with difficulty rise. "Ah, Mons. Thevenet," cried the fat [gentleman?who was nono other than iir Temple?Pardon mo if I do not rise; >ut this accursed woodon leg hinders ine n all I would do. Friend, you havo ( yamo probably to ascertain whether I jrtve yet Wins w w* at your mind or rot." "I corneas a fugitive to seek your proection." i "Then you must take up your quarera with me, for truly, you aro a wise nan! You must comfort me. Indeed, Thevenet, I might to-day he an admiral inner inc DH10 nag if this godless leg lad not made me unfit for the service of ny country. Here I sat and read the >apers, because I can't be there. Come, rou must comfort me." "Your wife will know better how to oinfort you tlmn I." "Ah I nothing of that. Her wooden \' 'or so doing. I have duties to dischnggfc jven to you?a stranger. If you .ire Kuscssed of a desire to become tho murlercr of an innocent man, the father oti i family, then 6hoot!" "Good! Mons. Thcvcnct," exclaimed.; he Briton, seizing the pistol. "I |will; lot shoot you, yet will I force yob to' imputate my leg. What you wil|,^pt io for mo either out of courtesy or love af reward cr fear of * bullet, jou km)) record through pity." "How so, sir?" 'I will myself, here upon the spot, trofore your eyes, shatter mv leg with ? , pistol shot." ( The Englishman sat down, seized tie pistol and held the muzzle close against risknoe. Mons. Thevenet was about to ipring towards him to wrest tho pistol fiom his hand. 'Do not move," said tho Englishman, "or I will fire. Only answer me on? question: Do you wish unnecessarily to increase and prolong my suffering?" "8ir, you are a fooll Havo your own way I I will take you leg off." Everything was mado ready for the operation. As the first cut was about to made the Englishman lighted his pipe and swore it should not go out. He kept his word. Presently the leg lay ou the floor. The Englishman continued to smoke. Mons. Thevenet accomplished his task like a master. The iuvalid was, through his skill, in brief time restored to health. He rewarded his uhvsirian. whom he, esteemed more highly every day; shed tears of joy for the loss of his limb, and sailed hark to 'F.nnrlmirl luitli .. w leg prpvents Tier rom dancing, therefore J she devotes liersdf to cards snd gossip. , There is no go.ting along with her? otherwiso Ac is a worthy wife." "Tuen I was igbt, after alii" "Oil, entire I ', my doar Thevenet! | But not a word on the subjeot. It was ( a stupid affair. If I had my leg again I wouldn't give the paring of a nail from if. ButuJkyi owujjyes, I was a fool. But "?Detroit J ^AOWtlous River. Tho St. Lawrcnco is a phenomenon imong rivers, says Nature'* Realm. No other river is fed by such gigantic lakes. No other river is so Independent of the elements. It despises alike rain, snow nnd sunshine. Ice and wind may bo Bsid to be the only things thot effect its mighty flow. Something almost as phenomenal as the 8t. Lawrenco itself is the fact that there is so little generally known about it. It might bo safely affirmed that not on? per cent, of the American people are aware of tho fact that amoDg all tho freat rivers of the world tho St. Lnvreiro is the only absolutely floodless 0'ie.y Such, however, is Virt nnon / Tho St. Law roue despises rain and Butishino. Its grcncst variation caused by drouth or rain mrdly ever exceeds a foot or fonrteon iichcs. The cause of this everln3ting s/neness of volume is easily The St. Lawrence Is kj trooief of fresh water on caffi.1TImmense as is tho volume of wn|r jp pours into the ocoac, any one whdpas traversed all tho immense lakes 4at food it, and for tho surplus watcm of which it is tho only channel to tlif 6ca, wonders that it is not even more giAntic than it is. Not ono drop of thewwatere of tho five great lakes find M way to the oceAn save through thisZigantic, extraordinary and wondrously Ujnutiful river. No wonder, then, that it should despise the rain aud defy the sun^ioft AN pl.n MAN'S REASONS. Thoro is nnx>ld man living in the State of Maiuo who is said to bo nearly ono hundred and thirty years old. Just think of itl How many changes ho must have seon during his long lifol How diiTerent things must be front what they were when he was young. Ilo has | ha 1 good health all his life and onjoys it now. Ho must have had simple, healthful habits, and what is n very toiling fact, has nover used strong drink. 8omo ouo asked him what ho suppoSbd was tho reason for his liviugso long, nn I lie replied; "I lieliovo it UUmuw I havtf??lways worn woollen clothes both in suininor and winter, and havo left all intoxicating liquors alono." Somebody told him that alcohol was needed sometimes for medicine, but be shook his head, and replied, that "wormwood was much better, aud was always safe."?Youth's Temperance Banner. TEMPERANCE NEWS AND NOTES. North Carolina has now two State unions, tho colored women having organized there last July. Colorado was the banner State for increase of Loyal Temperance Legions during tho year now closing. Tho Wisconsin Woman's Christian Temperance Union has the largest per cent, of incroase in membership for 1803. Arkansas white-ribbonors hope for tomperance legislation this winter. Forty-four counties there are under Prohibition. Lady Henry Somerset, President of the British Woman's Christian Temperance Union, hopes to be present at the national convention of She United States. Mother StesAstend M , Marw a W/vgU iiins? tMuJelegatips from the national union to the uCh i>3?'ars? gathering at l$dinburgli, The Atlanta ugCT^ntion resolutions urged upon the women special attention to the organisation of young women into Young Woman's Christian Temperance Unions. The National Temperanco Hospital, located In Chicago and belonging to the Woman's Christian Temperance Union, has treated 100 patients since last April, coming from ten States. Tho hospital is out of debt and in better financial condition than ever >>?. fore. That temperance women have wonderful adaptability is shown by a somewhat recentdivision of their labors in the West so as to especially look after ranchmen and cowboys. Mrs. Elizabeth Houghton, of Texas, is making a successful effort to get each one mark r calf with the initials "W. C. T. U." and to give the proceeds to aid the evangelistic work among themselves. Among the many beautiful banners wrought by loving brain and hand for the Woman's Christian Temperance Union that of the National Department of Pence and Arbitration is notable, it i9 of white satin and has a centrepiece composed of the flags of all nations, surrounded by appropriato synflsols. Its motto Is: "Our song is the song of angels; our sword tU? sword of the Spirit; our march the ftoarcb of peace." NINK MURDERS A WEEK. The Chicago Tribune publishes the following tables of causes of murder during the year 1890: Quarrels 2,184 Liquor 488 Unknown 404 Jealously 290 By highwaymen 21? Infanticide 10? Resisting arrest 149 Highwaymen killed 74 Befit defense 07 Insanity 09 Outrages 2d Duel. 1 Btriko.... 1 This record is mode up from the reports given in the press of the country, nnd of course the causes are those assigned by the press. How many of those assigned to "rjuarrels," to "unknown," to "jealousy," to "infanticide," to "resisting arrest,'* to "selfdefonso," to "insanity" and to "outrages" are due to liquor either as principal or auxiliary cause, wit cannot tell. But taking the causae just aligned* find that 480 murders (elevi?^f>orosot.) are due to liquor. Hupperrrtuicajritoch'i lymph should develop tho unsuspected property of maddening men and causing a record like that this ear, what an outcry would be raised, despite Its remedial qualities, and how quickly the necessary restrictions would be applied by the law. If The Voice could chronicle each of these nine murders a week assigned to liquor alone, how loug would the personal liberty argument keep its legs? But liuuor is different from Ivmnh If. U. "vested Interest*" and a political pull.?The Voice. OAIJL.KK COKKKC HOUSES. The Galilee coffee house, opened last week under the auspices of Calvary Episcopal Church, is the kind of institution that Now York should have at lost one hundred of to every thousand saloons. Wo fight against saloons year in nnd y>nr out, and rightly, for the harm they do to the morals of the community, but we sHdom think of providing a practical substitute for them as places where men who cannot nfTord to belong to fashionable clubs can sit down and smoke with a friend at a table and make themselvee at home without the moreorlexs humiliating feeling that they ore l?eneflciarics of a free charity, or th? sense of obligation to buy intoxicating drinks. Yet the saloon will not go till the popular xpbstttuto conies. There mould be ''wlm. r? ? y streetin tonn.?New York Ires*. . i- \ TEMPLlUjVtfl AND THE TROPICS. Dr. BesMnger] exploring the Interior of Luodcrit/. ' nnt the German portion of southwestern Afrw*. adds bis testimony to the experience ? total abstinence from stimulants * oul<CP'UC0 the allege 1 climate l?erils of the r ropfiS to the danger incident to wind storms and <?dfoygnts. "The renunciation 01 alcMpI'" be edys, "will enable travelers In t.hto Jbuntry walk twenty miles a day witbM danger to their health, and If the snmoni9n(Mttenterprise and the same amount ofTreaxuro that have been wasted in pursuit ol the North Polechimera, 11 ad I Mien devoted lathe exploration of this continent, not a mf ntain range nor a river valley of tmptcgl Africa would by thu time be missing front topographical mspr." A.': A THRILLING EXPERIENCE. k:uirktbl? Statement of Personal Dancer and Providential Kacap?. Tho following story?which is attracting wide attention from tho press?is so reniarkable that we cannot excuse ourselves if we do not lav it before our readers, entire. To the Editor Rochester (.V. Y.) Democrat: But?On the first day of June, 1881, 1 lay at my residence in this city surrounded by my friends and waiting for death. Heaven only knows the agony I then endured, for word can never describe it. And yet, if a few years previous any one had told me that I was to be brought so low, and by so ter- 1 rible a disease, 1 should havo scoffed at the idea. I ha I always been uncommonly stroug and healthy, and weighed over 200 pounds and hardly knew, iu my owu experience, what paiu or sickne.-s were. Very many peop^o who will read this statement realize at times that they are unusually tired aud cannot account for it. They fool <lu!l pains iu various parts of the body and do not understand why. Or they are excsedingly hungry one day and entirely without appetite the next. This was just, the way I felt when the relentless malady which had fastened itself upon me first began. Ktill I thought nothing of it, that probably I had taken a cold which would soon pass away. Shortly after this I noticed a heavy, and at times neuralgic, pain in one side of my head, but as it would come one day and be gone the next, I paid little attention to it. Then iny stomach would get out of order and iny food often failed to digest, causing at times great inconvenience. Yet, even as ? physician, I did not think that these things meant anything serious. I fancied I was suffering from malaria and doctored myself accordingly. But I got no better I next noticed a peculiar color and odor about the fluids I was passing?also that there were large quantities one day and very little the HVIli, *f?A ik?ii p>eais4in? la >?b 1 ) appeared on the surface, and a sediment settled. And yet I did not realize my danger, for, indeed, seeing these symptoms continually, 1 finally became accustomed to them, and my suspicion was wholly disarmed by the fact that 1 had no pain in the affected organs or in their vicinity. Why I should have been so blind I cannot understand 1 consulted the best medical skill in tho land. I visited all the famed mineral springs in America and traveled from Maine to California. Still I grew worse. No two physicians agreed as to my malady. One said I was troubled with spinal irritation; another, dyspepsia; another, heart disease; another, general debility; another, congestion of the base of the* brain; and so on through a long list of common diseases, tho symptoms of mnuv of which I really had. ! i.. ,.o,. i ? 1., V...O ' ?; ."-O.O which time I was steadily growing worse. My condition had really beconto pitiable. The slight symptoms 1 had nt first experienced were developed into terrible and constant disorders. My weight had been reduced froin 207 to 130 pounds. My life was a burden to myself and friends. I could retain no food on my stomach, and 1 lived wholly by injections. I was a living mass of pain. M.v pulse was uiu'ontrolable. la my agony 1 frequently fell to the floor and clutched the carpet, and prayed for death. Morphine had little or no effect in deadening the pain. For six days and nights 1 had the I death-premonitory hiccoughs coustantly. My water was filled with tube-casts and albumen. 1 was struggling with Blight's disease of the kidneys in its Inst stages! While suffering thus I received a call from my pastor, the Rev. Dr. Foote, at that time rector of St. Paul's Kpiscopal Church, of this city. I felt that it was our last interview, but in the course of conversation Dr. Footo detailed to me the many remarkable cure6 of cases like my own which had come under his observation. As a practicing physician and a graduate of the schools, I derided the idea of any medicine outside the regular channels being in the least beneficial. fto solicitlous, however, was Dr. Foote, that I finally promised I would waive my prejudice. 1 liegan its use on the first day of June, 1881, and took it accordiug to directions. At first it sickened me; but this 1 thought was a good sign for me in my debilitated condition. I continued to take it- the sickening sensation departed and I was finally able to retain food upon my stomach. In a few days I noticed my'.lfci.jMaftFand I experienced Vess pain than formerly. I was so rejoiced nt this improved condition th*t, upon what I had believed but a few days before was my dying bed, I vowed in the presence of my family and friends, should I recover, I would both publicly and privately make know this remedy for the good of humanity, wherever and whenever I had an opportunity, and this letter is in fulfillment of that vow. My improvement was constant from that time, and in less than three months I bad gained twenty-six |>ounds in flesh, became eutlrely free from pain and I tielieve I owe my life anil present condition wholly to Warner's Safe Cure, the remedy which I used. Since my recovery 1 have thoroughly reinvestigated tiie subject of kidney difficulties and Bright's disease, and the truths developed are astounding. I therefore state, deliberately, and as a physician, that I believe more than one-half the deaths which occur in America arc caused !>>/ Hriyht's disease uf the kidneys. This may sound like a rash statement, but 1 am prepared to fully verify it. Bright's disease has no distinctive features of its own (indeed, it often develops wit bout any pain whatever in the kidneys or their vicinity), but has the symptoms of nearly every other common complaint. Hundreds of people die daily, whose burials arc authorized by a physician's certificate as occurring from "Heart Disoase," "Apoplexy," "Paralysis," Kpinal Complaint,' "Rheumatism," "Pncuinouin," and othei common complaints, whon In realitr it k i rrom Bright diseaso of the kidneys. Few physicians, and fewer people, realize the extent of this disease or its dangerous and insidious nature. It steals into the system like a thief, manifests its presence if at a'l by the commonest symptoms and fastens itself in the constitution before the victim is aware of it. It is nearly as hereditary as eonsum|>tion. quite as common and fully as fatal. Entire families, inheriting it from their ancestors, have died, and yet none of the number knew or realized the mysterious jsnwer which was removing them. Instead of common symptoms it often shows none whatever, but brings death suddenly, from convulsions, apoplexy or heart disease. As one who has suffered, and knows by its bitter exl>erience what he says, 1 implore everyone who reads these words not to neglect the slightest symptoms of kidney difficulty. No one can afford to hazard sucn chances. I make the foregoing statements based upon facts which I can substantiate to the letter. The welfare of those who may possibly I hi sufferers such as I was, Is an ample inducement for me to take the step I have, and If I can successfully warn others from the dangerous path In which I once walked. I am willing to endure all professional and personal consequences J. B. HUNION, M. D. Rochkstbr. N. Y.. December 30. low's This f We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for snyca-eof catarrh that cannot bjcured bytaking Hall'* Catarrh Cure. ?' .1. ClIKNr.Y Ac Co., Props . Toledo, O. I We. the undersigned, iiavo known K J. Cheney for the last lr? years, and is lieve him j erfec ly honorable in all bu-loess iransac ii?mii-, nim iiiiniirmny ninn 10 curry mil any obligations made by their Arm. Wk.st & Tkuax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. W'ai.dino, Kinnan Marvin, Wholcsnlo llmeRlsta, Toledo, O. Ilall s Catarrh Cure la takmi intcrnallv, netInn directly u|? >n the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Testlni:?nS?i* rent free. Price 75c. |>er hoitlo- by all diii^KiMa. Ki.V'RCRfiAM RAl.ti rniTia" TTTTTTMj Aiijilicl Into Nostrils Is Quickly Alworheri, cleanses the 1,1 WClMMfnl Heals the Mores and Curse BSJoiSlttP)] CATARRH.^! - emeefAa Taafc and Smell, nulckly Relieves Cold In Head and II. a. I ache. .'/? ut Druggists. KI.Y BROS., M Warren Bt., N. Y. WKCSLSSZM^I rBEEGHMrePILW cur. SICK HEADACHE. 95 Cent? a Box. OB* -e-T.T. DRUOOIBTa. d1ppv viiccc rosiTiVRLT iiimkdikh , DAUUI IMILLu Oreely Peat Stretcher A.loptsd by students st Harvard, Amherst. and olhsr ('olk-ites. also, by professional and business men tvrry i where If not for sals la roin town sand Vile. to 1 U. 4- URKKLTTrlrwasIilnstoD 8Ut*t, ltostou. V 1 k ? Tomatoes Produce a Gam Disease. A singular disease has just been called to notice by a prominent physician. It is a form of recession of the gums of the superior molars, which is said to be due to the uso of tomatoes as food. Great sensitiveness is manifested along the liae of recession, similar to that of an exposed nerve. The only remedy has been found to be abstinence from tomatoes. 1 If the disease continues the teeth fall out, not usually more than one being lost in a season.? Nexa York Tdegram. Sunday is the favorite weddi'sg day in Id Kngland. 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No Fits after first dsy use. Marvelous cures. Troatlse and S3 trial bottle free. Dr. Kline, W1 Arch St^J^hlla.TP^ Tliniier, Mineral, Farm liands and flanohei In Missouri, Kansas, Texas and Arkansas, bought and sold. Tyler A Co.. Kansas City, Mo. Oklahoma Guide Book and-Man sent any whsrs 011 receiptor 50cts.T>'ler <& Co., Kan ?as City, Mo. If afflicted with sore eves use Dr. Thomson's Bye water. Druggist sell at'35c per bottle Has ONU KIVJOYS Both the method and results when Bjrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the aystem effectually, dispels colds, headaches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Srrup of Figs is the only remedy of its aind ever produced, pleasing to the taste ana acceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable suhetanoee, Ms many excellent qualities commend it to alMuSiiKTI lain the most popular remedy known. Syrup or Fig* is for sale in 60o and $1 bottles bv all leading druggists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will procure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it Do not aocept any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIO SYRUP CO. SAM FRAN0I8C0, OAL. toursvilie rev new ronn. M.t. TRINITY COLLEGE. , A High grade Ooltege for Young Men. Boat Instruction, leading to Five Degrees. Reasonable Kxprnses--, 1M to a year, i Fire now buildings to he erected thla year. , 38 m atrlculntea auu graduate* In recent State Las ! Ulaturo. eend for Gataloguc, Bulletin. Degree Book, Kte? Free. i Jon* K. Onowti.u A. It., Dr. Lrrr., Pres., , Trinity Uollcgo, Uunrlolnh Go.. N. O. , 8 N U. 7 fw* aiuiui acvpfrr = MI This Picturo, Panel size, mailed for 4 oenta J. F. SMITH & CO., Makers of " Bile Beans," 255 & 2 57 Greenwich St., N. Y. CHy. "German Syrup" For Coughs & Colds. JohnF. Jones, Edom, Tex., writes* I have used German Syrup for the past six years, for Sore Throat, Cough, Colds, Pains in the Chest and Dungs, and let me say to anyone wanting such a medicine? German Syrup is the best. B.W. Baldwin, Carnesville.Teun., writes : 1 have used your German Syrup in my family, and find it the best medicine I ever tried for cough# and colds. I recommend it to everyone for these troubles. R. Schmalhausen, Druggist, of Charleston, 111..writes: After trying scores ot prescriptions and preparations I had on my files and shelves, without relief for a very severe cold, which had settled on my lungs, I ; tried your German Syrup. It gave me immediate relief and a permanent cure. ? G. G. GREEN, Sole Manufacturer, Woodbury, New Jersey, Uv8. A. 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Tiro and Throe Ply Roofing, sellable for sll roooRH^^^^lfl rhraprr than nnu othrr ma/erlai nn<1 t it Ire as riuraf(H|H^^B able. Fire, Wind and Water Proof, suitable for climates, and can be applied by any one. l)?Krlptlf^^H|H| Cataloinio wltlt samples of Roofing, Lining Sheathing Paper, Paints. Ac., sent on request. I I vlt wltj. pat tou to wiutk 0?. JOHN ARMITAC1E. Richmond, Ts, ^ ?? or. schenck's OEAWEED a| 0 TONIC R Ij a rosltlrs Care for mm dyspepsia I And all Plsordersof ths Digest* I ?,'/,..rg! Ivo Organ*. It l? likewise a I II"' 11iimii i fn I eorrolNiratlre, or *trengU>esf yjg Ing MiJiriur, and may br taken with great benefit In t!! cases of Debility, if or Dale tf all Pruggtetx Pilce, SI .DO per buttle Pr.Scheneks Mew Hook ou Lung. Liver ami Stomach mailed fre*. Mdrtu. Dr. J. H. StHENCK & SON, Phlltd?lvM?. CURE Biliousness, ^ 8lck Headache, s Malaria. 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