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i BEFORE THE GLASS.
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- ! Sm stood More a looking glass-A
winsome, prvtty dark eyed less?
Her bead a UtUe to one side
Aathough all mankind she defied.
With cheeks so rosy, neck so white,
Her loos hair o'er her shoulders fell,
l Her brown ejes sparkled with delight;
It needed do soft speech to tell
That she was fair; she knew U well.
And her soliloquy ran thus:
t "How awful slow the time would peas
U It wasn't for this looking glass 1"
?F. 8. M. In Harper's Basar. v
| CHIP'S CURE
1 Every now and then a horseman,
broad hatted and be-weaponod, with
jangling Mexican spurs and leather
"chap" leggings, dismounted, tied his
"cayuse" pony to tlio gnawed rack,
and joined the group of cowboys
I 5 iu. _i J_ _? ?-li ?
ivuukiuu 111 uiu BUUUU ui osuuuru s
postofflco. With each comer tho first
question was:
"How's Chip?"
"No better. Old Man Ashburn replied,
each time.
"Looks to mo like that tliar was a
mighty heavy load to put onto a child
like Cnip," said Santa Fe, the cowboy,
with the gaudy Mexican sash about
his waist. "A load uv pain an' misery
big enough to break a man down, an'
she nothn' but a child 1"
,rYer right, only she h'ain'tachild,"
Soko red cheeked Posy; she's?
ow old, Ashburn?"
"Seventeon." Ashburn answered.
"Hanged if I knowed." said Santa
Fe. "Reckon ycr right: but I got so
ust to seein' her amongst us, a-ridin'
the cayuscs an doncin' an' laugliin' an'
singin liko a happy child, that I'd
plumb fergot she'd growed up."
"Me, too," said Ready Rose.
"I'm mightily afcard she'll never
rido nur run no more," said Old Man
Ashburn. "Ever scnco sho was athrowed
sho's bo'n a-gittin' slowly but
shorely worse an' worse, an' "
"Wal," interrupted Santo Fe, with
grira earnestness, "1 li'ain't never bo'n
sorry fer tho way wo run out o' tho
Range tho cuss tnat roped the cayuso
an' got her throwed."
"Nur mo 1" cried a cowboy chorus.
* Af. tllA Cniltul rvf o falw* 11
Man Ashburn hastened within the
building. Presently ho appeared,
dragging carefully behind nim a
splint bottomed rocking chair, in
which reclined tho wasted form of
littlo Chip, Ashburn's crippled daughter.
At sight of her, tho iinpulsivo cowboys
waved their uroad hats and went
through tho motions of shouting lustily.
But very little sound came from
their distended mouths.
"Hello, boysl" tho littlo cripple
saluted, weakly. "I jest couldn't stay
in thero any longer when 1 heard you
all talking. Pa didn't want mo to
como, but I told him"
"Sho 'lowed," interrupted Asliburn,
"that she'd como out yero if she'd to
crawl on her hands an' knees, an' I
reckon she'd"
"You bet sho'd a-dono it 1" broko in
Santa Fo.
"That's what she'd a-done," agreed
Redely Rose.
"How nice tho sunshine seems I"
said tho littlo cripple. "I'vo been
n-thinkin.' often that mebby I'd never
Fit out into it ag'in to run an' rido as
ust to. Somo way"
"Sant," whispered Posy, "hanged if
I h'ain't sorry wo stopped at runnin'
out the cuss that got her throwed"
"Mo. too 1" returned Santa Fo. "Ort
to a-killed him then an' tharl"
"That's what wo ortl" agreed Reddy
Rose.
Even tho slight exertion attendant
upon tho short trip from tho littlo bedroom
to tho door seemed almost too
much for Chip's enfeebled frame. Her
laco gTcw paier, and she leaned wearily
back in tbo old rocking1 chair.
"Mobby I'll never see you again,
boys/' sho piped. "I"
"Old man," interrupted Posy, "you
better tako her back now."
"But I don't want to go," tlio girl
protested. "I want to stay an' seo the
Doys, an'"
As easily as if sho had been of but
a feather's weight, Posy took her in
his strong arms and carried her back
into her little bedroom carefully and
very tenderly. His brown check was
close to . ?
"nri**=*-'"i p ?" li" whispered.
"An' you, Posy," sho answered,
spftly.
"Boys," Old Man Ashburn was saying
as Posy rejoined tho group about
the door, "things looks mighty black.
She's a - sutferin' an' a - sufferin'
an'"
Posy rushed to his cayuse, filing
himself into tho saddle, and dashed
away across tho prairie, followed by
his comrades.
"I couldn't Rfnnrl it " lie flmm
as tbo ponies bounded away to tho
eastward. "I jest couldn't stand to
hear that poreolo cuss a-tellin' of little
Chip a-gettin' ncardcr an' nearder
death, an' lie, her dad, not ablo to help
herl"
"Say," said Santa Fe, suddenly, "wo
ort"
"You bet 1" interrupted Posy. "Wo
ort, an' wo will do"-?
"Thar comes Hank 1" broko in Roddy
Rose, as tho littlo mules and faded
buckooard that comprised tbo turnout
of Hank Bitters, tho mail carrier,
emerged from tho distant timber.
"Kink's got a passenger."
Obodient to tho touch of tho nugo
Mexican spurs, tho cayuscs bounded
toward tho approaching vehiclo nt tho
cowboy's favorite gait, a keen run.
Hank Bitters' passenger, an old
gentleman with a phenomenally bald
head and a general appearance of
filmAci nmlicli wie/lAm Vio/1
MWMWW ?? J iiUVI UCOll glUW- I
ing room and more uneranfortablo |
ever sinco entering" the cattle country.
The conversation of the stago driver,
and later of Hank Bitters, had not
served to allay any of his apprehension.
, M.W'y," said Hank* with grept grav-.
ity, "soTino uv:theso y^ro cowboys is
pizon?plumb ' pizon 1. .An' .l-ecldossl
,t\VaJ, reckless.h ain't no nanio for itl
Thoy'yebadl" ...
His auditor'shivered. '
"Kill a tnan I Jest as quiek as to
oattu ihun sight quifcker,#fcne of 'em.,
-? I've knowed"?? < ?
. - ? 4' > .f
, *Hit paused hnd gaicd thbWfchtfully
',%l U?o Gdl hat of his companion.
"I've knowed 'cm to shoot n states
man jest for wearin' a plug hat!"
"My stars!" shivered the nassongcr.
"Knowed wuss'n that. W'y, out on
tho Soap Kivor range"
Ami Hank Bitters luridly pictured
the depravity of tho cowboys of tho
Sonp river region.
"But surely they would not harm
me," quavered the passenger, "if they
wer<^a|>prised of tny identity 1" 1
"If theylcnew who I was."
j^Mebby they'd let you off easy,n con"And
when we do come in contact
with thorn, you will do your beet to
soothe them!"
"I'll do what I kin," returned Hank.
"But it's mighty finnicky business."
And so he worked upon the fears of
his passenger till the old gentleman
gasea oppi ehensively about, as if he
expected to see a doeen fierce cowboys
leap from behind every bush, to make
of his person an impromptu revolver
target He was nearly ready to cry
out with alarm when, as they emerged
Al AZ L. 1 1..1 j n 1-^11
uvui uia uuiuw. uo uooeiu ijanw re
and hia comrades careering towards
tboni. The yells of recognition with
which thoy greeted Hank, while still
rods away, sent a great thrill of terror
through the old gentleman.
' 'Tell them who I am I" he whispered,
hoarsely. "Tell them I am a man of
pcaco bound on an errand of mercy 1"
"I'll do the best I kin," returned
Hank, with an inward convulsion.
"But it's mighty risky business 1
They're pizon, plumb pizon !"
Ab tlio cowboys circled about the
buckboard the passenger almost gave
up all hope.
"Tell them!" he whispered to Hank.
Tliat worthy, with a tremendous
wink at Santa Fe, called out:
"Don't bo brash, boys! This yere
gent's on his way to visit a ole time
friend down on tno Cimarron, what's
got a crippled boy. As a favor to me,
don't hurt him. Name's Doc Bristow,
M. D.. uv"
"What?" cried Posy. "A doctor!
Got yer tools an' medicine along,
doc?
"Yes, sir," quavered the physician.
"Got them along!" cried Posy.
"Then yer jest"
"Hold on!" broke in Santa Fe.
catching Posy's idea. ' :We don't want
no botch doctor. Doc, air you up to
yer game?"
"f hardly"
"I mean, do you know yer biz? Do
Sou size up with the balance uv the
octors?"
Dr. Bristow's professional pride, up
in arms in an instant, overcame his
fwirs
"Know my business, sir? Up with
other physicians, sir? Why, sir, I can
say, without a particle of boasting,
that I stand head and shoulders above
! my professional rivals?hoad and
shoulders, sir I I am the author
of"
He named a work with a sonorous
and complicated medical title, that
conveyed littlo or no meaning to his
hearers.
"I performed, sir. one of the most
remarkablo cures of the present century
by restoring Senator Heywood to
vigorous health."
"B'liovo I yeared about that," said
Santa Fe. "rLowed he'd die, didn't
they ?"
"Certainly! Ninety-nine cases out
of every hundred thus attacked succumb.
Therefore 1 am justly accorded
great credit for my almost miraculous
cure. I"
"Boys," said Posy, "we want him 1"
"That's what wo ao," agreed Reddy
Rose.
As the cowboys reached this decision
tho party was within a hundred yards
of Ashburn's postoffice.
"Doc," said Posy, "you'll have to
two y?*? a while."
The physician's air of gratified professional
pride was instantly superseded
by fear.
"Oh, gentlemen, spare me!" ho
quavered. "I will not wear it again
u you odjcci 10 its appearance 1"
44 'Pearance uv what?" asked Santa
Fc.
4'My bat?'plug,'I think you call it P'
Hank Bitters threatened to explode
with delight, but the cowboys never
even smiled. (
Tlio physician was so loath to leave
the vehicle that ho had to be dragged
out by force.
"Take it cosy, doc," soothed Posy.
"We don't moan no harm 1"
Dr. Bristow, little reassured, mentally
anathematized tlio day ho left his
city homo to throw himself into the
clutches of theso white savages.
"Doc," began Posy, "kin you cure a
girl what's mighty nigh acad frum
bein' tlirowed frum a cayusot"
Dr. Bristow's professional instinct
got the better of a portion of his fears.
' "L_think I ?afol?jjsay I c^pu gir^ _
; if a cure is possible,1' ho said.
Posy led tho way to Chip's bedside.
' Chip, this ycro is Doc Bristow.
Doc, this yero is Olo Man Ashburn,
PTiin'a tln/1 fV\mo aIa man 1"
Ashburn followed him out of doors,
and Dr. Bristow was alone with his
pationt.
The cowboys wero very grave when
the physician reappeared.
"Gentlemen"? lie began.
"Means you an' Sant, I reckon,
Posy," said JRcddy Rose.
" What'll it bo with little Chip, doc?"
asked Posy.
"Although her caso is extremely
precarious, replied the physician, deliberately,
"with proper nursing and
the care of a skilled physician, sho
can bo restored to health. A delicate
and dangerous operation is necessary.
If she survives that and is attended
by"
"She will be! The big doctor'll be
thar," said Posy.
"Who might he be, if I may askf
questioned tho physician.
"Doc Bristow " answered Posy.
ojuu x uauuui* ir.mmn. n?y
raent"
"Blank your engagement! In that
thar room lies Chip?little Chip
that"
"That wo all love,ovcry last one uv
us" broke in Santa Fe.
"You bet!" cried Reddy Rose.
"But"
"An'," interrupted Posy, "the cuss'
that got her hurt was run off the |
Range, but the ouss that kin cure her,
but won't, will novcr leave the Rangte |
a-runnin' nur no way."
"That's what ho won't!" agreed '
Roddy Rose.
Dr. Bristow'sdefncd to'fully -ealize 1
what Posy's words implied; - '
Noxt day, long before the hour for
performing the operation that was to
end or savo Chinas life, the cowboys
had congregated in the shado of Ash- <
burn's-postofflce.- . Posy was not with l
them.
"Posy," little Chip was saying, as
slio feebly strokod tho rousrn head 1
bent above her, "if I?if Iclon'tget i
out again, give each of tho boys one
of these."
Then she weakly drew from beneath
her pillow as many locks of hair, tied
with little pioces of ribbon, as there
wero cowboys in tho group outside. 1
Tliero was one for Posy, also, he noticed
through the mist of tears that 1
i dimmed his oyes. J
.Chip $oftlv .stroked Posy's -
'
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rougn netux, da do Mnt still lbwer IX
hia lips touched hers, and a hoi tea
fell on oach cheek. Then, far brave
than he, she turned her faoe away.
"Gooa-by, Posy," she said.
"Good-by, Chip."
He staggered out of the room, an
dashing the tears from his eyes, 1
grasped the doctor's arm with a fore
that made him wince, and whispers
hoarsely:
"Go in, now, an'?an' If her goo<
by was the last one, God forgive y<
This yere iron"?half drawing his.Js
volver ? "never misses flia anV
Wal, you'll never gooffen the Range!
Dr. Bristow hod made no idle boii
when he spoke of his professional akil
and all of tnat skill was called int
action to preserve unsnapped the chor
that bound poor little suffering Chi
to life. When the operation wasovi
and tho crisis past, the great physicia
tottered through the door and fe
fainting into Posy's arms.
"Sho is safer he gasped, as h
opened his eyes.
As if moved by a common imp.uLm
tho cowboys mounted their cayuat
and galloped off across the prairie i
whirlwind speed. Two miles awa
they halted, and gave vent to thei
rejoicing in yells both long and loud.
a. monin lator, wnen muo unip wi
able to hop about quite smartly on h<
crutches, Dr. Bristow asked of Poei
Of whom ho seemed to stand in drea*
ful fear, if he might loave for h:
eastern home on the following day.
"But, doc, I thought you was lcee
to go out on tho Cimarron?"
Nothing was further from Dr. Bri
tow's desire. He told himself that
ho could but return home, it woul
take a most powerful attraction indee
to draw him away from it
Santa Fo and Old Man Ashburn hel
soveral mysterious conferences, i
which Posy was not invited to tali
part The result was apparent nei
day. Instead of the faded buckboart
Hank Bitters arrived in a long sprin
wagon, which, as Reddy Rose sai<
was simply "gorgis" with red paint <
tho reddest red; and Hank himse
was gotten up for the great occasio
"regardless," in an uncomfortablesu
of new store clothes, topped off by
collar that persisted in ruling his re
neck most outrageously. A cleric*
looking personage who accompanie
him was saluted uy the cowboys wit
shouts of "Preacher Bluel"
The cowboys wore all in holiday a
tire, and even Old Man Ashburn wi
quite "smartly" arrayed. Posy stare
in wonder at tho group, but from tl
way little Chip smiloti and blushed,
was evidently not at all a mystery 1
her.
"Posy," began Santa Fe, awl
wardly, "I want to say for me ai
the boys an' Old Man, yere^that v
'low wo know how you an' Chip fe<
towards each other, an'?an'"
"Wo reckon you both show might
good tasto," broke in Reddy Rose.
"Knowin' this," wont on Santa 3JV
"wo ? that is ? you ? wal?darn i
you're goin' to git married yere, ai
now * an'?an' yero's yer wedoin' pre)
cut from me an' the boysl Boon's it
over you're gcin' ?to start on a weddii
tower. Wo low Chip needs travel;
and Santa Fo thrust a roll of bills int
the hand of tho astonished Posy.
Tho lattor presently essayea to ea
press all his thanks, but th^cowbogi
After ^Posy and Chip had been mad
one, Dr. Bristow was the first to l
equal to tho occasion. He first pn
posed and carried out tho kissing <
the bride. Tho cowboys followed sui
and Posy, still half dased, wn* nwi-l
knocked off his feet by a rush of con
rades to claim tribute from the temp
ing mouth of tho now made bride.
When the very red spring wago
departed, its occupants were Posj
Chip, Dr. Bristow, besides Hank Bi
ters, the truthful. Just before the
entered tho timber they waved a
adieu to tho cowboys congregated b
fore Ashburn's postoffice.
Santa Fe unwound his guady Mex
can scarf and wavod it in response
and the other cowboys industnousl
swung their hats and yelled till tk
red wagon and its occupants ha
passed from sight.
"Ashburn, you olo fool, youi
a-cryin'." said Santa .Fe. presently.
"So air you I" spoke jveddy Roar
you're not a hir better yec
self 1" retorted Santa Fe.?Frank Le
lie's.
A Fascinating Young Lady.
In Tipton county, Tenn., lives
young lady, who exercises a fascina
mg power over animals. The Jourm
of Man says that sho is able toconquc
and ride in a moment's time horse
and mules that no one elso has eve
been able to handle. Tho most savag
dog in the neighborhood emails befoi
her. Souirrels and biros come t
her in trie woods and cat from he
hand, and many times she has bee
known to pick up a rabbit in the pat!
She says that from infancy she he
had this remurkiwblo power over wil
animals, but only within tho past fe1
years was she aware that sho was ah
a "horse tamer." Sho says sho is n<
;?... ?*4:? t?.i- /?-.
VA/UO^IUUS VI UUktllilT lUriiJ UUV tUiUI
in this.
- II. :
Thrifty Luclndo.
Miss Lucinda Washburn, a nativ
of Kingston, Mass., died in this citj
aged 78 years 7 months and 19 dayi
Bne came to Sacramento in the carl
fifties, was an industrious woman,
good financier, and at her death wo
one of the wealthiest individual i:
the city. Tho bulk of her proport
consists of good paying real.cstafe i:
many portions or this city. She wa
somewhat eccentric, and went abou
looking after her diversified interest
dressed in cheap calico and a whit
apron, while her headgear was invi
riably an old fashioned sunbonnet c
some light colored material. Her et
tate will appraise up into the hundred
r>f thniiinnHa onA {( to 1
many women in America by their it
dividual efforts have amassed so larg
a fortune.?Sacramento Record-Union
Improving a Proverb. /
"I've always admired proverbs, oA
dear," Mr. Dusenberry said, ns ?
rubbed his chin in a contcmplativ
way. "They are chock full of ail
niftcance. Thoy are laconic and log
col. Now. for instance, there is tn
Baying. 'Straws show which way th
wind blows.' What could mor
tersely"
"Yes," interrupted Mrs. Dusenberrj
with a twinkle in her starboard ey?
"If you'd sift tho ashes evonr mora
ing, instead of letting me silt then
you'd know moro about the direetio:
of tho wind than all the straws i.
creation would show you."?Detroi
Press.
B&i^lH
1 ; 9m Tmm * M ftntwto?
,r Rudolph Stang, of Dusscldorf, has
I lately completed, after more than ten 1
I yeart^ work, a copper plate engraving
1 of Leonardo da Vinci'a great fresco. ,
d r Ula MUeved that this is the first timo ,
c I the famous picture has been directly
*J J Studied by the engraver. Raphael j
d] Mt|gh<DlB splendid engraving was
1 ma* from a drawing of a copy of the
kijnriemAjeejtttiiig, aim all other plates
>1 issued since its publication in 1800
y p?fti been more or less imitations
I" The history of Morghen's work is !
it instructive. The monks at Castelazzo
I, hearing of the fame of the fresco in
o the refectory of the monks of Santa ,
d Maria delle urazie, at Milan, commis- ,
p sioued Marco d'Oggiono, a pupil of |
>r Leonardo, to paint tliom a copy for
n their refectory. But being himself a
U distinguished artist he coula hardly be (
expected to abstain from introducing (
io some variations of his oim. A drawing
of Oggiono's copy, wnich was in 1
3, far better preservation than the origins
nal, wa3 made for Morghen by Mailt
tcini, himself an excellent artist, who
y was more intent on the artistic nerfccir
tion of his work than on its fidelity to
(he original. Then came the engraver,
is who is credited with having produced
ir a work of consummate technical exrt
cellence, but which cannot claim to
1- be an exact reproduction of Leonardo's
So rrietunrv
Sitang betook himself to the spot,
a studied the fresco in its present state,
3S3 made use of all available sketches
B- and original sketches in ado by the
if painter for his work, some of which
d were to be found in England. The reel
suit is what he believes to be a repro:
duction in copper of the work as it
d Came from Leonardo's pencil, executed
n as perfectly as modern art can effect
e The engraving has been much praised
tt by German art critics. ?London Times.
M*
g Help for Denning People.
h The board of associated oharitios aids
>f families almost exclusively, and very
Lf material aid it is. As soon as the agent
n of the society starts out he makes into
ouiries in reliable circles as to the
A habits apd characteristics of thopooplo
d ?applying about the head of the i
" family, if one exists, about the child
dren, how many, if any, arc at work,
h and if they, singly ana coilectivoly, i
are hohest and industrious, or if they
t- would be industrious if they had the ,
?- -opportunity. Tho society naturally
d will want to know about tno revenues
ie of the family and of their oxpenses and
it debts, and if theso answers are all
o right his report to the board will be a
favorable one, and in a short timo tho
c- necessaries of life, usually flour, meal,
i' coal and wood in bulk, will be forthm
t* ? *1? i
o wuuui. AI> uuca UIKt] L11IJU, uuwover,
si to do this, and if tho family were in
distress and needed immediate aid
y there are several individual means by
which they might tide over their wants
?, temporarily.
L This is ene form of charity which, if
r it is slow, is certainly sure and subs'
stantial once it is secured. It takes
's care exclusively of those who havo
1' lodgings, who live in tenements some"
where in the city and receive charity
o in that way. Those are usually very
deserving peoplo and thoir histories
t- are often sad and pathetic. Those who
?, are invariably the most deserving of
is charity are always the most reluctant
irijvue usXlng-1or it. Puor but proud,
le they will often sell every piece of furie
niture and household effects that somo>
times have tender and pleasant recol>f
lections in order to keep tho wolf from
t, the door, and defer, if not permanently
y dispense with, tho neceesitv of asking
1- aidl?McQrath in Boston Globe.
tr
The Value* of Diamond*.
n Values of diamonds never change.
Ti like pure gold they have a fixed
*r value. Their prices change with tho
j ae&ier ana ins opportunity for their
n sale. Then again the price of diamonda
Is largely affected by their
quality and oolor. A atone that showB
v sand cracks is rated low. A diamond,
however perfect, if of a yellowish hue,
7 is not highly priced. There are stones
of a reddish tint which ore very beautiful,
but the pure white diamond outranks
them all. The test of the white
"? diamond is that it shall bo perfectly
invisible when immersed iq^a vi&l of
? -^h^aaieally^ure water. such as is colp"
lected from condensed steam. A diaB*
mond is perfectly indestructible and is
seldom, if ever, lost to the world. If
the owner should lose a stone another
person finds it, and the quantity of
a gems goes on steadily increasing.?
Diamond Broker in G lobe-Democrat,
il
1 The Baby Kins of Spain.
jp Stories of the eccentricities of the
.g baby king of Spain continuo to amuse
^ Europe. The continent is laughing at
c his latest escapade, which came near
)r to involving his country in serious
n trouble. A newly appointed minister
x to Spain from an influential European
^ country reached Madrid, and after a
d time was presented to the young potentate.
The minister is bald headed,
0 but wears a long, flowing beard. "Oh,
^ mother I" exclaimed Alfonso when ho
^ caught sight of the diplomat, "he's
combed his hair the wrong way."
'The relations between Spain and the
minister's country are somewhat
strained at present, but a settlement of
e the misunderstanding is hoped for.?
r, New York World.
i.
Y An Odd Dining Organization.
' " A very odd dining organization in
" Philadelphia is knowa as the Iahmaolites.
The apartment in which the
y feast is held is always decorated in the
oriental fashion, some of the features
" I introduced_being very luxurious and
- striking. During each season there is
* a muezzin who presides and rules tho
? fea$t, and r*ho also delivers a mock
m prayer and has a peculiar song. All
!; wear turbans or fez caps, with long
' robes and ornaments around their
j necks. ?Ohioago Herald.
Dlwl)Mtton of tlul CMTfJ.
Truly did Emerson designate dissipation
as the greatest evil in life. lie ,
aid not mean dissipat ion in the narrow
and common sens* of excess of drink- ,
y ing. He meant dissipation of all sorts <
6 ?the dissipation of vital energy in ..
0 the pursuit of trivial objects, social
[' dissipation, wsste of time, waste of
l" money, waste in general. Social dis0
sipation is one of the moat harmful
0 forma of dissipation, because it is so '
* insidious, apparently so innocent. We
aro commanded to love our neighbors,
'? but we are not commanded to call on
* them two or three times a week. The
** amount of time consumed in superflul>
ous and purposeless social intercourse
D in this world is something positively 1
? I appalling. -? New York Commercial
I JAdvortisor.
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HOW RAMS FIGHT.
Dm11b| Accord lug to th? Cod* of Their Ma
Royal BhwpUhnini. 1
It may perhaps throw soma light on
the obscure causes of the stupidity of 'T
sheep to see them fight. To watoh two
rams engage in a duel, which they do nj
in a most gentlemanly manner, as if of
it were as much a matter of etiquette
is an engagement with swords fn the ' e
environs of Paris, is better than most
farces nowadays. Ju.
Perhaps there are some ten or twenty W1
rams in a yard or corral, and presently nc
two put their heads together. Proba- ?t?
bly they are having a conversation, 7?
and in it some debatable matter crops **,
up, for one shakes his head imp** ^
tiently as if doubting the word of nis
interlocutor. The insulted ram looks * '
up, advances a step or two, and they
rattle their horns together. Instantly
all the other irentlemen rather round
els the two intending combatants march
backward step by step with an admir- '
able slowness and deliberation. They
are the two knights at the ends of the Pr
lists. There is an instant's pause, and av
then they hurl themselves, violently uu
forward to meet forehead to forehead '?
with a shock that ought to break their ~e
gkulls.
Then the solemn backward march
recommences, the pause is made, and ^
the two belligerents leap at each other
once more, and the terrible thud is
heard again. Sometimes they run ten nj
courses nefore one turns dizzy and declines
tho battle, butoftener five or six J18
blows make the thinner skulled turn
away, to be contemptuously hustled co
in the rear by the conqueror. fif*
Occasionally the sight of one set of m
duelists inspires tne unocoupied
lookers on with a noble ardor, and ^
couple after couple join in to maroh co
backward side by side and rush forward
in line to meet the opposing **
forces. It seems to mo that there is W1
more interest in this than the mere
faroe of tho display. However such a
habit arose it can hardly now be ad- CI
vontageous to the species, and must
tend to lower them in tho scale of in- Jn
tellect, for while the thickest skulled
remain lords, those with the most room
for brains often get their oraniums
cracked with fatal results. w
This mnv linln fn avnUIn m Ot
uncommon idiocy of domesticated
sheop, just as tho duello among Aus- *n
tralian blackfellows may throw lifht 08
on the dull, thick headeaness of some 86
of the native humans in that country.
For their favorite methcM of dueling?
at least it was that of which I heard
most?is to take two clubs, and, hav- ^
ing drawn lots in some manner for the
first blow, to strike the loser on the J11
head as ho bonds down with the ut- 411
most forco possible. If that blow is n<
not decisive?and it is not always so M
?it is the turn of the other man to do J1*
his best, and so on until a skull is
cracked.?The Cornhill Magazine.
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Authors Mid Publishers.
Mr. Rider Haggard's friends complain
that while he reoeived only $160 !n
for the original edition of "King Solo- ?r
mon's Mines," the publishers hare
mado $60,000 out of tne book. This Is 50
"business." Why should the author
and his friends be aggrieved! Mr.
Haggard should hare made a better ?
bargain, and, undoubtedly, in the future
Mr. Haggard will do so. These
inequalities of profit will by and by
teaoh authors to change their methods 10
of book publication. Meanwhile they
have no right to blame publishers,
and must quiotly submit to the plan ^
of making thoir successful books com- f?
pensate those publishers for the losses
incurred on otlicr people's unsuccess- ,
ful books. Mr. Haggard, as a country ^
squire, with a fortune, might have ~!
tried experiments with safety. Why
should not a man who can afford it Ji!
publibh his own book, "taking the ?
risk," as ho would any other business
fintnrnrifWJ If fills l\ai?amaf>?aaiie*/M? *
? mmuui, ar
would not fowcr and bettor book* be m
published! And would not this be a U|
blessing to the reading world!?Pittsburg
Bulletin. g
FmhIUt Ides Ab?ut B?11|1od. til
, A student deeply versed in eoclssiaaItical
matters recently advanced a vbry or
peculiar idea while conversing with a 043
mend. He Baid that the established
religion of a country owed its princi
pal doctrines less to faith than to the
conditions of its climate and surround- 10
ings. He cited the beautiful religion ^
of the natives of India, who would not
eat anything that had onoe lived, be- a
cause, while all could take away life. a
only One could give it. He argued
that a religious belief like that could w
only have its origin in an intensely
nut oumaw nxe tnat of India, where JiJ
animal food is not necessary to suetain
life. Among the Laplanders such
a religion could never obtain, beoause
it waa absolutely necessary for the
inhabitants of 60 high a latitude to
keep the warmth of the body up to a w
certain heat. Nothing but animal fat fo
could do that?New York Sun. ^
A Bop* Walker's Coelfliw. ^
If I myself do not feel nervous, I n<
am afraia the many persons I have
carried on mv back across the rope m
have felt a trme perturbed, save when ^
they have been professional assistants. w
In reality there is nothing in the _
world for them to be afraid otT All v,.
they nave to do is to sit perfectly still, ai
refrain from olutcliinr me too tightly a
around the neck and leave the rest to ei
me. When I ajn carrying any one
over for the first time. 1 coat to him
continuously on any indifferent sub- m
jects I can think about, and try in this
manner to relieve his anxiety, and I gj
always caution him against looking ^
downward when in mid air. Borne- m
how, though, ho never seems quite w
happy, ana I always deteot a gasp of n,
relief when the end of the rope and
i.a ? ' w ir
***** r.re roccuea. .more man *
once the victim hoc devoutly exclaimed,
"Never attain 1"?J. B. Blon- v
din in Lippinooti's. ^
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Dm? Duty for ah. m
In dozens of restaurants one kind of ?
"stock" continues to do duty for many 1
differently named soups, the great vn
variety of names astonishing the un- Us
sophisticated country cousin.?Boston
True Flag.
The constitution of Oosta Rica pre- ?'
scribes ^oepitallty to strangers as a ?f
uum, nuu uocxares citizenship Wl
to be forfeited by ingratitude to pa- t*
rent*, abandonment of wife or chil- m
dren and neglect of tho obligation* T[
due to the family, in
There ha* been consecrated in Phila- ^
delphia a church for the exclusive use v]
of the deaf. It is the first and only
hlace of worship in this country, if not
in t^ie world, that is managed entirely
HORSE CAR MANNERS.
n Inking in Maaam, And Woman
ITho in to 80mo Bxtont Boaponalblo.
"Tho manners of people in Brook'
n and New York horse cars are
ominablo," said din elderly gentle*n
who stood on the rear platform
a Fulton street car the other day.
. am a traveling man," he continued,
ind have had occasion to make a
idy of this subject. For instance,
st take a look inside this car and you
ill see what I mean. First you will
itice that while several ladioe are
mding several men are sitting. That
>tr will say is nothing unusual, nor
it iu our cars. If; however, you
ill look a little more elosely you
ust notice that if some of the Iaaies.
luppose we must call them by that
imo. would move along a little there
aula be seats for at least three more.
, it... Mni t 1 -1 1 It
-r wmv^ iuvtoi iivfc ujr a iuiiu ouuv,
id the elderly gentleman stopped a
oment to wine off some big drops that
A trickled aown his back l'rom the
ojecting roof. "Tho manners of the
erage New York er Brooklyn woan,
but more especially those of the
rmer, are disgusting," he continued,
tnd ihey are responsible to a large
tent for the impoliteness shoyrn
em by the men. Now in Boston you
ill novor see a lady standing in a car,
hile a gentleman is sitting. Why!
rell. in the first place, there is much
ore politeness practiced in that city
beans and culture; men are not so
irdened there as tnoy are in our
rger cities, nor is the population so
smopolitan. We are suffering in a
eat measure from the lack of good
anners due to the groat preponderice
in our midst of foreign elements,
oreover, in Boston conductors are
nstantly upon tho outlook for the
mfort of their passengers. If there
a chance to mako more room they
ill do it. 1 have only seen one or
to instances of this supervision on
o part of our conductors. Even in
licago tho better class of foreigners
id the native Americans will almost
variably give up their seats to
dies."
"What made me mad, the other
ij," chimed in another passenger,
ho had listened to the conversation
lietly up to this point, "was this: I
as on a Brooklyn car and it was raing
even harder than it is now. The
,r was jaramca ana many 01 me pasngers
were women, young and old,
any of them evidently being shop
rla. for it was the hour of the close
labor in the stores. A delioate lookg
girl, who seemed very weary, was
an ding at some little distance from
e, ana I tried to attract her attention
. order to give her my seat. I could
H catch ner eye, 60 I finally aroso
id reached over to touchjicr. I had
> sooner loft my seat than a spindle
oking dude, with a cape coat on.
ippea into it. Was I mad? Was It
rell. I should say I was, but what
rula I dot I nato a fuss, so I quietly
ipped out on to the platform and let
y mad cool off. I'd have given a
n to have punohed that dude s hood,
lough, if I d have had him in a more
eluded place."
"That's it," said the elderly gentlean
as he stepped nimbly to the edge
' the platform preparatory to iumpg
off. "Well, they're all bad
tough. heaven knows. Good night,"
id with a quick iump he disappeared
l the darkness. ?Brooklyn Eagle.
The Bllndman'i Dog.
The street lamp on the corner of
roadway and Twenty-ninth street is
ie nightly business stand of a blind
an and a dog. I watched them last
ght, having becomo interested in
em through the stories that had
mo to mo ~of the dog's intelligence,
beard the man ask the time of a gensman
who stopped to drop something
, the box. He was tola it was 10
clock. The gentleman walked on
id the man called out to the dog:
Dome, Tom, it's 10, and time for
i to go home." The little dog
itherea himself together, hold up the
>x to the man, waited until ho took
e money out and put it in his pocket,
ittoned liis old- coat, and then stood
i the curb and examined the cars
uiing along. Finally a green one
imo in sight and the dog drow the
an out into the mud and stood until
came along. The driver ovidently
lew them, for when ho came to
hero they stood he pulled up and
oy got in. I was assured that it was
regular thing, and that the dog has
remarkable faculty for faces. It is
id that he even knows tlio people
ho give alms to tho old follow, and
ivor foils to greet them with a demlstration
of pleasure.?New York
ar.
Counting tho Mote*.
Counting the dancing motes in a
ir of sunlight sounds like one of
ose hopeless, never onding tasks
ui, * *
i?u nuivu UiWlKUIUlt lOirlVB UDiigUI
break the spirit of little heroines in
e German folk stories. Something
ore than this, however, has been
thieved by modern science, which is
>w able to count the particles floats
g in any given portion of the atosphore
ana determine what proporm
of these arc dangerous germs and
hat are mere dust Dr. Frankland'i
irious experiments have shown ui
rw to count the mioro-organisms,
id now John Aitken, of Falkirk, by
totally different method, has been
labled to take stock of the more
innloss but hardly less interestig
dust motes. Thirty thousand
tch particles have been detected by
im in the thousandth of a cubic inch
' the air of a room. In the outside
mosnhero in drv weaOiAr tV>? ?nm?
eaauromcnt of air yielded 2,110,
hereos, after a heavy rainfall, the
iimbor was only 521. That this
)wer of prying into atmospheric
creta will eventually yield very im>rtant
results must be obvious to all.
mong the most eurious discoveries
ready made is the direct relation bereen
dust partioles and fogs, mist
id rain.?-London Daily New
Iho main strength of American
ought iron is 45,900 poundsi Engh.
43.741. '
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Controller Mormn'a Combinative.
Controller Moran is a mathematician
no small attainments in that branch
abstract thought, and ho can juggle
ith flfrilpou it-i iliai* ?v?
lions and combinations, after the
ost approved style. His attention
as not long since attracted to a date
last November which Included four
les and four eights, vis: ll-18th-1888.
iriosity led him to expand the dooine
of possibilities involved in this
id combination, and be lias demon*
rated that a similar combination can>t
occur again till tbo remote geo>
"Did n't Know't was fl
Loaded"
May do for a stupid boy's excuse ; but I I
what oaa bo said tor the parent who HI
sees his child languishing daily and fails JH
to recognise the want of a tonic and ^H
biood-purifler? Formerly, a course of V
bitters, or sulphur and molasses, was the il
rule In well-regulated families; but now jfl
all intelligent households keep Xyer?s
Barsaparllla, which is at once pleasant
! .. to the taste, and the most searching and
effective blood medicine ever discovered*
n Nathan 8. Cleveland, 27 E. Canton st^ |
jowwui writes ; my uaugnter, now IB * '
y??r- old, wm in perfect health until a 1
year ago when she began to complain ol I
. fatigue, headache, debility, dizziness,
indigestion, and loss of appetite. I concluded
that all her complaints originated
in Impure blood, and induced her to take
Ayers Barsaparilla. This medicine soon
restored her blood-making organs to
healthy action, and in due time reestablished
her former health. I And Ayer's
Barsaparilla a most valuable remedy for
the lassitude and debility incident to <
spring time."
J. Castright, Brooklyn Power Co., ,
Brooklyn, N. Y., says: "As a Spring
Medicine, I find a splendid substitute
for the old-time compounds in Ayer's
Barsaparilla, with a few doses of Ayer's ->
Pills. After their use, I feel fresher and
stronger to go through tlio summer."
Ayer's Sarsaparilla,
PBBPARBD BT
Or. J.*C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mess.
Fries $1; six bottles, Worth gt a bottle.
PIEDMONT AIR LlNTT"]
RICHMOND ft DANVILLE J
RAILROAD.
OREENVILLE & COLOMBIA DIVISION A
CONDENSED 8CIIEDULE
In effect December 16, 1888.
qn
(Trains run on 76th Meridian time.) I
NORTHBOUND No. 64. No. 61. I
Leave Cha'slon 7 00*. m.
Leave Columbia... f 10 '26 a. m. I
Arrive Alston u 11 22 a. m.
A care Alston 11 25 p. m.
Arrive Union 1 25 p. in. 4 25
Arrive Spartanburg. 2 50 p. m. 6 45 p. m.
Tryon - * ?
" Saluda .
" Flat Koek
" Hendersonville? -'.i*
** Asheville.. 7 00 p. m.
? ; Hot Springe
Pomaria 11 50 a. m.
ir^rive Proeperlty... 12 22 p. m. ^
" Newberry..? 12 89 p. m.
" Laurens
" Ninety-Six... 1 45 p. in.
" Greenwood?, 2 30 p. m.
f Greenville?, 5 20 p m
" Abbeville 4 00 p. m.
" Anderson 4 40 p. m.
" Seneoa ? 6 00 p.m.
" Walhalla 7 00 p.m. 1% .
Atlanta 10 40 p.m.
80UTHB0UND, No 65 No. 60
Laava Walhalla f8 00 a. m.
" Seneoa 8 80 a. m.
? Anderson. .... 9 41 a. m.
" Abbeville 10 50 a. m. f
" Greenville...- 9 80 a. m. <
? Greenwood... 12 28 p.m. "u -J*
" Ninety Six.... 1 12 p. m. .'- "'M
" Laurens
I " Newberry- 2 82 p. m.
' Prosperity..? 2 62 p. m.
> Arrive Alston - 8 80 p. m.
Leave Hot Springs. * 0 50 a m
Leave Asheville 8 25 a. m
Hendersonville
" Flat Rock..-.
" Saluda
<i m ?
irjvo |
" Spartanburg.. fll 55 a. m.
" Union 1 40 p. m. , 9 45 a m
Arrive Alston 8 80 p. m
" Columbia 4 40 p.m.
" Augusta....... 9 05 p. m. ; -5
" Charleston via 8.
Daily.
f Daily except Suuday
Through Car Service.
Main Lino Trains Nos. 54 and 55 dally
between Columbia and Alston, and daily
except Sunday between Alston and Greeor
ville.
1 Through passenger coach between Cha'stoc
and Morristown, via B. C. Railway, Columbia
t and Spartanburg. 4 ,
\ Tickets on sale at principal stations to all*
> points.
i On train No. 50 and 51 Pullman sleeper heween
Charleston and Hot Springn, N. C.,
via A. C. L., Columbia aud Spartanburg.
Jas. . Taylor D. Cardwell Sol. Una
Att't Qen'l
Qen. Patt. Ag't. Pa?$. Agent. Traffic
Columbia, 8 P ger.
AN END TO THE HORROB
EXTRACTING TEETH, .P
I am prepared to extract Teeth witbon
pain or danger, by the use of Oas.
i guarantee all of my work to give tats
faction. L. E. MEAD OB.
May 4 18 ft
Col. JoilK IIA6KKLL. MacUIU YOU -
Columbia, 8, C. Union. 8, C.
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ATTORN IES AN1) COUNSELLORS, J
UNION, 8. C.
Office second floor. No. 8J Law Range. I
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pubblio a apeoialty. Office ia rear of
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