The weekly Union times. [volume] (Union C.H., South Carolina) 1871-1894, February 01, 1889, Image 1

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| Uwot^d t# ^jHwIlnn, Joriintlftirg, jlontMfit (jtonomg, flolitt ^rahiw, folitits, and the dfurrent Jftora of (he gag. XX.?Niw 8srii8. UNION C. H.. SOUTH CAROLINA, FEBRUARY 1, 1889. NUMBER 6. . i V' .' "'T L ^PnlUnnr J1-* n.lli. A- - > TOADS IN histosv. -i -- . T. mwg uui, m 1 1 / l IBEREIAD CI : And Ri _ ^XMUPLTNH In tlwajri ke lhl? wectft' ) I RAVE DOW made the greatest thing, if possible. And if Goods saori art, I nan oonrinoe them that the.Goo 3k ARE SA< ^ ^kj3eal Plush Modjeskas advertisec i |ftsc8 at 916 60 to 920, I will sel % ^r^Missea Newmarkets, fine Goods, Ladies 44 44 nice 44 m n ? j '? ? ?? jluubc vjtooub are wonn aouDie n I have the fashionable Tricot fro Those Goods are 54 inehes wide. Cashmeres, doable width, from 1' I have all dress trimmings, incla< 55c. worth 85c. Worsted aress Go Jeans, Flannels, Tioking, Towels ^ BOOTS A1 HATS AN - MY STOCK is acknowledged by every persdh, to have ever seen above Charleston. I have thousands of other article tion; bat if you want as many G< for $16, nn kto thai W A JULA D. C. LEADER AND C Hay 27 Not w Unluoky Number. The following curious story servs as an illustration: "A soldier in th time of William and Mary was trie by a court martial on a charge of hai ing fallen asleep at midnight when o w. duly upon the terrace at Windsoi * He denied the charge, and solemnl declared (as a proof of his havin been awake at the time) that he hear S& Paul'a clock strike tnirteen. Whil under sentence of death affidavii were made by several persons that th clock actually did strike thirteen ii stead of twelve; whereupon he n eeived his majesty's pardon." Th statement was engraved upon the co fin plate of the old soldier.?Magasin of American History. Dnrtun Kutard. Mustard was little known atEnglis tables until 1729, when a Mrs. Olen ents, residing in Durham, began 1 grind the seed in a mill, and to pa the flour through seveml process ma osssary to free it from the husk She kept her secret to herself for mac years, during which she sold lan quantities of mustard throughout ti country, but especially in Londoi Here ft was introduced to the roy table, where it received the approv of Qeorge L From the circumstam of Mrs. Clements being a resident t Durham it obtained the name of Du ham mustard.?San Francisco Arg naut *' > PftdMtfo Etod If Hamorous. There is almost as much pathos humor in the following story of i Albany boy of tender years: Short after, his mother's deatn, he, with b father, visited her grave, being ca MM mere by a norse wmcn n? rain Eg? bad recently bought Tho fath< standing apart from the gravo, w naturally in a contemplative frame mind, and ti}e boy. being unable |jt& stand the oppressive silence as longer, lifted nis childish voice ai said: "Ma, we've got a new horse." Portland (Ore.) News. Stand for TmtK 1 am neither author nor faetor any sect I will have no man addi himself to me: but if 1 bavo onythii light defend it as truth's, not mil Save ae it conduoeth to a comm I good. It profits not me to havo ai I man fence or fight for mo, to flourish take my side. Stand for truth and 1 enough.?Ben Jonaon. mt um siiniie mi IREFULLY 2MEMBER, ' v. ' "? "*r " mi tkc I.Miw of Low Price* in ib of ecnatry. effort of my life to clean oat the whole flood in prioo will oonviooe the oloeest buyda 3RIFIOED . I at Evrick's Ridley s and other large I at $12 50 and $15. at $2 50, f2 75, 83, up to 85 50. at |8 25, 83 75, 85. hat wo aak for them, m 19c. to the finest grades at 67?c. to 8Uc. ding watered silk, which I will sell for ods from 4o a yard up. i, White Couiiterpaines, very cheap. ND SHOES, D TRUNKS. OF CLOTHING j be the largest and best selected they a that space will not admit me to menr 01 a t t ' ? jvuo iui ?>j.u uu can do naa eisewnero It TO CALL AT FLYNN'S, IHAMPION OF LOW PRICES. 21 tf A Clever Women. Once, while traveling in the west, she was obliged to take a ffat i" nn* ? crowded car, While B6r Friends entered d the next. r- Her neighbor in the seat was a disa n greeable looking fellow, whose feat" ures showed on alarming amount of y low cunning, promising actual knar Svery. In spite of the Englishwoman's distrust of him she fell asleep and ? was awakened by feeling her compant? ion withdrawing his hand from her ? pocket * Her first impulse was to raise on alarm; hor second, to ascertain' the >* extent of her loss. It proved that the *- thief had only succeeded in taking her ie baggage checks, and as his ticket was mareod "Chicago" the lady resolved to wait until they reached tnat place, also her destination, th The train ran into the station at a* Chicago, the pickpocket made his way to to the door, and the lady walked be* m side him. A baggage express messen* ss . ger was passing by the ear and the a lady stopped him. y ''This gentleman has the checks for ge my baggage," she said, pointing to the ti. The messenger turned to the man, al who, astonished at the suddenness al with which the tables had been turned, ce hastily produced the checks and disat appeared in the crowd.?An English* r* woman iq America, o* . 1 i Seinuu ? A.uu?i rm wmg S??if?M. In the remarkable results it has reached Belgium is an excellent 6xM ample of what courage and perseverP once can accomplish in the face of v very discouraging circumstances? ll? venly a model of thrift and industry ir" that might be profitably followed by< er the other European countries, even ir? the largest. Nowhero else on thecon" tinent are the benefits derivable from industrial development and close at10 teution to business, joined to steady conduct'mid economical habits, so con* ttd spicuous as in (Ills little kingdom. It ~~ is n lesaon f;?vc:? I j liio woi-lu at large. ?Bullir"' *!' The Flavor of Milk. .of Milk ia altered both in ta*te and aplc* pearacco by tbo character of tho food nS> supplied to tbo cows. It is colored by le? madder and saffron, scented by plants of 011 tho onion tribe, and changed in tasto by Qy such articles as turniia. Certain food o* may giro it medicinal properties, and inilk tints medicated is proposed as a method of treating disease.? Arkansaw Trarakr. I Lescndi, Traditions and PiuimIm About ' the Hopplng^CrMtare. * The old Persians made the toad the ; symbol and pet of Ahrimon, the foeof light, and declared that his Charlester, or attendant demons, took that form when they persecuted Ormutd, says The St. James Gazette. Among the Ty roleoA it, is a type of envy, whence tho problem, "Envious as a toad." In the Middle Ages, among artists and in many church legends, it appears as greed or avarice; there is even to this aav, in some mysteripus place on the right bank of the Rhine^ between LauJs?s?s$sm>i coals they seem to the world; but the pile is all pure gold, and the toad is a devil who guards it, and he who knows how can pronounce a spell wVllAll ?Via 11 Knn *V>rv ? 3! .. *>?. I/MI ?uu glim Kunniiwi. And there is a story told by Monzel ("Christliche Symbolik," volumo one, pago 500) that Ion? ago thero lived in Cologne a wicked miser, who, when old, repented and wished to leave his monoy to tho poor. But when ho , opened his great iron chest ho found that every coin in it had turned to a horriblo toad with sharp teeth. This ' story being told to his confessor, the priest saw in it tho divino retribution, and told him that God would have none of his money?nay, that it would go bard with him to save his soul. And he, being willing to do anything to be free from sin, was locked up in the chest, with the toads, and lo 1 the next day when it was opened tho creatures had eaten him up. Only his clean picked bones remained. But in the Tyrol it is bolieved that tha toad* are thtm?!?* po?? annwa, undergoing penace as Heetschon or Hoppinen?as they are locally called ?for deeds done in human form. Thereforo they aro regarded with pity and sympathy by all good Christians. And itis well known tliatin theChurch of St.'Michacl, in Schwatz, on the evening before tho great festivals, but when no one is present, the immense toad comes crawling beforo tho altar, where it kneels and prays, weeping bitterly. The general belier is that toads are, for tho most part, people who made vows to go on pilgrimages and died with the vows unfulfilled. So tho poor creatures go honping astray, bewildered and perplexed, striving to And their way to shrines which have perchance long since ceased to exist. Once thero was a toad who took, seven years to go from Lelfers to Weis sens torn; and when the creature ! reached the church it suddenly changed to a resplendent white dove. 1 which, flying up to heaven, vanished before the eyes of- m legu etwp?ji thore assembled, who bore witness to J the miracle. And one day, as a wag- J oner was going from Innsbruck to J Secfeld, as ne paused by the wayside a * toad came hopping up and seemed desirous of getting into tno wagon, which ? ho, being a benevolent man, helped it ! to do, and gave it a place on the scat * besido him. ^ There it sat like any other respectable passenger until they come to the side path wnich led to the church of * Seefeld, when, wonderful to relate, : the toad suddenly turned to a maiden ' of oncalio Wnt.T a1*/1 in wliiio * thanking the wagoner for his kindness to her when sho was but a poor reptile, told him she had onco been a young lady who had vowed a pilgrimage to tho church of Seefeld. But, as heedless maidens often do, she had put it off from time to tlmA till sho died. But now, by his help, her soul was saved. And, saying this, she, too. winged her way "to theTWou9 realms Wiiere tub pure dwellers In common with the frog the toad is an emblem of productiveness and raks among creatures which are types of erotic passion. I have in my possession a necklace of rudely mado silver toads of Arab workmanship, intended to he worn by women who wish to become mothors. Therefore the creature, in the old world as well as in tho new, appears as being earnestly seeking the companionship of men. Hot a Homo for Invalid*. To be plain, tho City of Mexico is not the proper place for a prolonged sojourn of invalid tourists. The robust ( can do very well here for a few weeks, but even they would enjoy the winter ] weeks in lower level towns like Aguas Calientes, Guadalajara, or little towns , like Orizaba or Cuernavaca. Here it j is impossible to have a fire in your ho- j tel room, as such a thing is absolutely unknown. A lamp will, it is true, . heat a room sufficiently to take off the chill, but this is not the way for an invalid to live. There are cities and towns here where no need of a fire will be felt tho winter through. For those of us residents who have gone through the not wholly comfortable process of acclimatization and are (airly robust a winter is quite a different thing. Its cold is gently bracing, the appetite, never sharp in tropical latitudes, pick? up a bit, and one gooz about his business with more energy. But 1 defy any man or woman of northern blood to live hero a few years and have that vitality, that certain vigor, that one possesses in ruder climes to the northward. There are nma cnprosnnn()an(ji ishn a air if a aiav in this city "would be beneficial for persons afflicted with rheumatism!" Decidedly not Anywhere in the country but in this ancient town, buildea on a swamp and utterly undrained.?Cor. Boston Herald. A Qmw Name. A curious local name for a plant is "joun go 10 Dvu at noon," applied in England to the yellow goat's beard, which opens at 4 and closes just before 13 o'clock. In four yearr the British museum has acquired 270,000 specimens In thsds* partment of roology alone. The last census of India indicates a population of 08,982,000. There and,000,000 more males than famalec* gygraw or "tHectcAoe." w| aaiiTiy iWjsy Asa m WH?a. Are we a nation of liars, thieves, oheatst If not, what la the meaning of the universal suspicion whloh poisons every brother's eupf Why these checks In street can, these mechanical con tri-.*anoea in barrooms, these private detective agenoW? Yoa recstmbcr what a hubbub was created yean ago when conductors were compelled to wear massive medallions, with intricate mechanism, supposed to show correctly the a Umber of fares tAfcem^lMw^looked like so many bell he challenged public scrutiny, and the suggestion came to every mind, "the company suspects this man tk> be a thief," and so they did suspect every man to be a thief, and they doubtod the accuracy of their mechanism as well, because covertly and secretly they sent spotters, old men, young ladies, tender children, worklngmen in every possible disguise, to keep tally of the number of people who rode upon the care and paid fare for the privilege. As it was in Boston so it was in New York end in all the great centers. Tho system of checkoge in use upon our railways today is not only expensive to the companies and an intolerable nuisance to the traveling public, but a direct impugning of the integrity of every man in the employ. T kn. . U.W * * y?j m Nuut uuiu uere to tjoeton, and pay in advanoe. I pay $0 for my ticket, and $1.50, or whatever, for a seat in a drawing room oar. It should be suite sufficient for me to aire, up my jfaj^teuyafrasgnns I mttgHfegfrpotr mdtay other ticket to the poster in charge of the drawing room car, as I snter the oai. Instead of which, I am stopped at the gate as I enter the iepot, in order that a gateman may punoh tlie ticket. I take my seat in the ?r. In comes a train conductor, who take* my ticket and punches it in three rr four different places. I settle down o read my paper or my book, and along somes the drawing room conductor, who akee my ticket and gives me another in ta place, on which he punches the year, lie month, the day or the month, the lumber of the train, the number of the tar, the number of the seat, my destinaian end the amount paid, all of which akee my time and pwi him unneoe? ry abor. we peas beyond Mew Haven, and mother conductor comes, and be has to pinch my ticket, and another conductor somes at Worcester, and be han to punch he ticket. Then they seme along again frAm up ttnkwts Come with me Into any, of ot Jp?c j rnma ncr rnttanx|ij^rifn^r^lt^ ras when a man could go with ops friend nto a cafe, order his lemonade or whatrver he wanted, generally the latter, hrow his money <** the ooonter and valkcut. Now ho has to perform the ervioe of a waiter. Having taken his efreshment he waits while the attendant urns to a machine at the back of the intloeure, from which be draws a card, on rhich is stamped the amount to be paid, vhich amount is shown in glaring letters ipon the machine as the impression is node. This the customer is oompelled o carry sometimes a distanoe of a hunlied feet. At all events he must carry t wherever the caahier chances to be tested. He hands the check and the nonev to the cashier, win? W? ?*??,. >? md walks away. In otlver words, the ?arkeeper is distinctly informed by this pooedure that his employer has no faith n him, and both, he and the onshifii is nformed by this mechanism, which regsters the amount, that thsfe employer And, after ail, do oheoks clkkaisi " Thieving oosiiuots? wore . ngenious merhanins with little aMBgtE nents by which, while pretending to register, they in reality pocketed the faro without registering. Barkeepers, by oolusion with cashiers, can, if they wish, lefrand their employers. This very week roe of our railroad auditors tumbled over x plan by which fares oollected on steam railways were retained bv conductors, they having duplicate Blips furnished them by the acoountant in the office. Human ingenuity is certain to be met by human ingenuity. In the long rpn, taking age after age, accumulated facts have crystallized themselves Into a prorerb, "Honesty is the best policy," and dishonest men know just as well as the rood and true that the path to success ties in that direction, ana that leaving all question of morals out of consideration, the best "policy," the truest way In which to serve one's selfish purpose, Is to be bonssh There must bo responsibility sonnewhere. Somebody must be faulted, and all this intricate tyufuni of bheckage ilnam't mmnt M llll?A? W V man 4a dishonest and has not brains enough to know that. In spit* of bis dishonest ton* dency, success can be obtained by honest methods alone, no power this side of heaven can keep him from cheating, and cheating for a while without dsteonon.? Joe Howard in Boston Globe. A Toy Oiule? Qet. A highly intelligent lady knontn to one doctor rusted to him tint one day she was walking past a public. institution and observed a child, in whom she was particularly interested, coming oat through an iron fat* She saw that be let fb the gate after opening, it, and that It seemed likely to doss upon htm, and oonclndsd that it would do so with each force as to orach his ankle; however, tide did not happen. "It was Smpoarible,*' shs said, "by word or sot to be quiok enough to meet the supposed eroargenoy: sndTin fact, I found I oould not move, * or men lnienee pain iw?w iMhMi im ankle, ooueepooding to the ?MW,1 thought the boy would have injured, thai I could only put my head oafttolenw ita extreme painfullness. I am aura I did not more so as to strain or sprain it. The walk boons, a distance of about a quarter of a mile, was wry Morions, and on taking off my stocking X found a circle round the ankle, ss it it bad beer painted with red currant Juice, with t large spot of the same on the qfttor part, By morning the wbotolpot wasjStaaasd, TAXES A ED fE MPT ATI OK. I * ' ? THE birriOULTIES OF THE SOU CAROLINA SYSTEM. . To the Editor of the Newt and Coi x'er: The recent discussion by tho oci U papery of a circular issued from t Comptroller's office, on the subject ' f.* * -l " .v?uu?, >uo urticie J rum rne V.:0!U bit Bureau of the News and Couru and your editorial on the same aubjei bate brought prominently before t public tbe subject of our present syste of taxation. It ia universally rminiHart - t-n "* part of toe present property of the Sts escape* taxation, that tnuoh of that i turned ie at an under valuation, whi tbe real estate is returned and assess] at a rate far below its market value. The difficulties in our, or tbe adv lerem, system of taxation is tbree-fol first, that of securing returns of all ta able property at fair valuations; sccon of equalizing the assessments cf proper between individuals of the same Count and third, that of equalizing betwec the different Counties of the State, i at. 1 3 ? iu?v ius uuruens or taxation aball n only be equal betvreeD individuals, bi between counties. The tax returns r veal many curiona facts. In many instances these show thi the greater the amount of propcrl owned aud returnod by the person r quired by law to list his property ft taxation, the smaller the valuatiot placed upon tbe items of property wbio make'op the return, while ifr? nnmnari pwr vaxpsyof rettTrrra mkpti perty for taxation at a higher valuatiot thus making the burdens of taxation ui equal and oousequootly unjust. This i not orly so between individuals, bu the different valaes, placed upon prt perty of the same kind and oharacter i tbe Counties, make tbe Couuties bei burdens whioh aro unequal. To illustrate: A owns ten head o horses, which be returns for taxation a a valuation of fifty dollars each; ten c his neighbors own ten horses whos market value is not greater than thos owned by A, yet they return them fo 9100 eaoh, thus paying on tbe sam property twice as much taxes a9 A Further, tbe County of A returns it properly, which is of equal volue l that of B, for less than the returns of H and thus imposes on B taxation wliic! it escapes by under valuation. ! "STafi nffse difficulties be remedied, fai returns secured and equal valuations b mide of property, bo that the burdeo o taxation may be equal and just. Experience ahows that, under the ad valorem system of taxation, it is almotiui possible to secure just, fair and equit able returus. Tbe different ideas o values entertained by individuals own ing property and assessors of variou counties, the deliberate efforts of soin to eacape taxation, tho large amount o local taxes to be raised in some Counlic which do oot affect others, and the con sequent intent of the Counties to kee down assessments, are obstacles whici in tbe praotical operation of our laws i is diffioult to surmount. In many State these difficulties in the way of tbe et forcement of tax laws liavo grown s great that the advalorem system ha been abandoned. / The system ol taxation whioh will t< move these obstacles as far as possible i by changing tbe system, anJ tak^Tng^tfi good featuies of both the advaloret and license system and combinin (hem. To do this it would, perhaps, be ne cessary to o'aange the present Coostitu tion. If the County and muuicipr governments could be supported bv tax upon real estate and the ordinar personal property exclusively, and hav the phosphate royalty, railroad propel ty, banking institutions, express, tele graph companies, liquor saloous, minin interest and other large corporations fc State taxation, the difficulty of equalize tioa between counties would at once b< oome the interest of each individual c the same country or municipality t have x fair return of property made. ] the county governments were made d< pendeBt entirely on a tax to be raise upon the real and personal property < thai oonnty. and this property exem] from State exempt from State taxatio then the diffiooliy of equalization b tween conn tics would b- removed, an it would theu become th 'nterest of tl individual taxpayer of that county < ate that every apeoiea of property was r turned with fair valuations. Each county could be divided into large number of assesament districts at tbe assessors so appointed that th< wouia nate an accurate auowieage the amount and aaluo of tbe property eaoh diatriot. Tbe county governmen being dependent for their support up< tbe real and personal property of eat county, and tbat property exempt fro ' State tax. the Stato tax oould be raist from that species of property whi< oould be readily equalised in value I a State board ef equalisation, for ii i. stance, railroads, backing institution mining interest*, manufacturing cot 1 panics, telegraph, telephone com panic | liquor salooss, insurance oompanies, & Thtt property whose value is easily t L eartained could be taxed sd valorei , while other business whose profits a I unusual on account of the peculiarity ' the bnsinesa ooald be taxed by a juc 1 oioua system of license. Tho amount ' revenue to support the State Governme * con bo that eaaily raised without imp< , iog on those institutions a greater ri of taxation than that which they now rn P'J* The appropriatioDa to support the State Government, for the fiscal yeai iiy>. 1888 and 1889. amount in tho oggrors gate to $914,165 40. This amount can he be readily raised as follows; 0f Phosphate royalty $200,000 OC Liquor licenses. 136,800 00 Banking capital, on an as^*1 sessmont of $7,273,000, at et, 12} mills, present rate of he taxation.., 90,912 00 ia Manufacturing "companies, on assessment of $25,000,000, at same rate... __ 312.000 OQ A-a* aakissturnrror te $17,000.000 212,600 00 e- Fees from secretary of State's j]0 and comptroller's office.... 9,000 00 . The telegraph, telephone and express oompatiies 1,688 00 a- Totnl $963,300 00 d; Appropriations, 1888-80..?... 914,165 00 1 Difference $18,136 00 ty The average rate of taxation paid by _ these institutions on their assessments )Q' throughout the State for all purposes, ,0 school, county and State, is 12} mills ^ on the dollar. This I have used in my estimate. e. The exemption of this species of property from county taxation will not increase tho county taxes, or make the burdens of taxation on the ordinary g. personal property and real estate )r greater than now. Under this (g system the State taxes could be paid h 'directly into the State treasury, upon as, equalization. Tho county taxes could be colleoted by a county treasurer, who i8 would be both auditor and treasurer, lt and the present expeosivo system of collecting taxes be abolished, ? There is a necessity for some lcgislar tion on this subject, and I write the suggestion contained in this paper to f agitate tdie question of taxation, and t secure, if possible, a more equitable ,f system than that now of foree. e Yours, truly, e J. S. Verner. r Columbia, January 10, 1889. e The Origin of a Common Saying ' ' 'The divinity student's broke out again, said the young man that boards on South , Davidson street. 'Wo were sitting at ^ dinner to-day, and Miss Staggs she up and says one of her pupils will never set k tbo river on firp?Thaalixinitr stad?-1 f looked up and said: *1 see that you like other good people, are in error occassionj. ally,' 'What do you uiean?' said Miss Staggs, getting red in the face. 'I mean said the divinity student, 'that when t you talk about setting the (river orf fire you aie using and old saying that's got off tbo track. It used to be. He'll never set the Thames on fire,' and peos plo when they said it had in mind the river Thames; on the contrary it means a miller's sieve, called the tcmse which was used in tho wind and water mill days. This tcmse had a wooden rim which slid back and forth in a wooden ^ frame. If the man that worked it was t energotio in his work he sometimes set 9 the temse on fire from friction. Hence ' it was said of a dull, slow person that o he would never set the tomse on fire, b and tho saying has been corrupted to its present form.' ~ His DXikij&k Suit Failed.?Balti^ yore. Md? Jan.^25.?In tho \^oited u dismissed, without costs, tho libel of Robert A. McGuino.a colored minister, ? against the owners and Captain of the steamer Mason L. Weems, for damages for treatment ou hoard to which McGuiun . was subjected because of his color. In July 1887, ho purchased a first-class ticket to Millenback, Va. When tho ^ supper bell rang he seated himself at r_ the table, and upon his refusal to move, 1 tha food and dishes were removed to another table, the passengers all taking ^ seats at their table and leaving him alono. Afterward the passengers threatensd him, which was the cause of his leaving the boat before reaching his o destination, &c. ^ Devastated by Diphtheria.? c" Reading, Pa.,. Jan. 22.?There is no ahatament ofthft t?rrihln annnrna nf (tinh. ,, w. -T" theria in Eastern Berks and along the ' borders of Lehigh County. In some n sections as many as half a dozen children e' have been taken from a single family, 1 and the young victims thus far number *e over one hundred. Adults also are carried 0 off with such romarkable suddenness e~ that the doctors are astounded. Thirtytwo adults have died this month, and , there is no abatement. 1 Double and triple funerals are of oommon occurence, two and three ohildren ?r plaoed in a single coffin and buried in 0 one grave being affairs of almost every day. The scourge extends for twenty miles ' and is worse along low streams of water. Hj Many oases of destitution are roported. ib *<Tt is worth its weight in gold/ is a }y oommon expression. But, while the "" value of gold is easily affeotod, the ?1 worth of Aye/a Sarsaparilla, as a blood niirlfipr. npypr ilftnreciattM. It will o eradicato scrofula from tho system when ,B* everything else faili. u, re Croup, whooping oough, sore throat, sudden cold, and the lung troubles, pcouliar to ohildren, are easily controlled Qt by promptly administering Ayer's Cherts ry Pectoral. This remedy is safe to take tie and certain in its aotion. r Tub Ironclad's Master.?For some years punt wo bare boeu from lime i to t'tne reminded that, for all that could be done to prevent it, a first-olast foreign ironclad uiight deliberately sail into New i Yorlc Ilarbor; or oven remain on the outside, and bombard the city at will. ' And there was enough truth in the proposition to creste an uncomfortable feeling whenever the possibility of i war was referred to. On Saturday a shell was fired from s Zalinski pneumatic gun at Fort Lafayette which signifies that we need no - tuugVI' lack adequato mean* of defense It oontaiued 200 pounds of dycamiteand 325 pounds of explosive gelatine, and after beiug thrown a milo with great accuracy exploded in the water with a force sufficient to destroy the strongest armored vessel that floats. The experiments were not completed owing to a remediable, flaw, but enough was demonstrated to estnblish confidence in the now and terrible weapon of war. Three guus of this kind are to ba placed upon the Vesuvius, which h&9 just proved itself to be the fastest war boat in existence, 'lie contract being that they can bo fired at intervals of two minutes. With such facilities the weapon cau be speedily brought within rango of largo ships that might bo out of the reach of shore batteries. This means of coast defense, which oan bo multiplied to any extent necessary, puts an end t? tho supremacy of tho groat v, . 5,j^4ifoder^Ertbo old-fashioned pepperbox forts useless. As this new development in -warfare is yet in its infancy, perhaps, it is scarcely time to inquire, "What next?'* But do wo not seem to bo approaching the condition depicted by liulwcr in his "Coming Race,'* wherein the power of de.structivoDe6.s had bccomo so great that war was made obsolet o by common consent? '?N". Y. World. Selling a Mule by the Pound.? A sale of a mule by tho pound was made in Montgomery Saturday. Mr. A. Behr had a fine young mule, four years old, and it was for sale at 8100 cash. Mr. N. J. Bell offered to buy the mule, but he oouldn't seo Mr. Behr's figures. Finally Mr. Bell proposed to give Mr. Behr 12} cents per pound for the mule, and Mr. Behr accepted. This put the p?lt?m,?i f *t fVrr-j - auU evou urali" -"~ was backing' his judgement on the mat- ^ ter of cross weicht. Mr. Behr thonorht-. O d"w the mulo would weigh enough to run tho figures up to hia prico, but Mr. Hell was willing to t&ko the chances. The trade was closed jiccordingly, and tho mule was lod around to tho nearest warehouse to bo weighed. It tipped the seal es at 670 pou.nds, and Mr. Hell got his mule fos 883.75. It ia understood that it was the first time that anybody ever got away with Mr. -Bohr in a mule trade. ?Montgomery (Ala.) Advertiser, m ? A Good New England Story.? The following story comes from Duxbury, Mass., by way of tho Boston Transcript : 'Ad old couple, she a 'widow woman' and he a 'widow man,' married after a brief courtship, and he sold his house and moved over to hers. The first article of furnituro that he added to her collection was an old Bunboonc*, which he hung in the WtffiUMS- M^D4.-'L,CQy.ldo't , Betsy Ann's bunnit hangin' up there.' Well,' said she, 'I shall go straight up r?nrrpt. for .Tnsiah's nht hat whiph T n ? n v " * ~ ' 1 " * """ decent enough to put.away when I know you were coming here.' And so she did, and Josiash's old kit and Betsy Auu's 'bunnit' hang side by side at the present day.' A Fatal Practical Joke?Erie, Pa., Jan. 21.?At the Pennsylvania Soldiers and Sailors' Home in this city to-day, as the inmates were seating themselves at the dinner table, a man named McQuinan, in sport, pul'ed a chair away in which Louis Baobeler was about to seat himself. Bacbeler fell on tho floor in a sitting posturo and streams of blood gushed from his mouth anu nostrils. He had ruptnted blood vessels, and almost before be could be lifted up be was dead before tbe eyes of hundreds of his horrified oomrades. McQuinlan, who is distracted over tho tragedy, has been commit ted to jail. An Assassin Speedily Disposed op.?Fayetteville, N. C., Jan. 23.?At sunrise ibis morning a burly negro forced au entrance into Miss Charity McAllister's residence at Loades Station and suoceeded in killing h r beforo help could arrive. Her shrieks and cries, however, brought assistance too late. A search disolosstd the assassin on the premises and he was killed on the spot. It is thought that he enterod tho house for the purpose of robber?. m ii? Mortality iw Oni Family.?Mr. Simmons, living at Clifton', lost one child at 9 o'clock, the 14th instant. A few hoars later in the day his wife died. At 2 o'clock the next day the sooond child died. They were all buried the same day.?Spartan. For more than forty years, Ayers Cher ry Pectoral have been successfully prescribed in oases of consumption. This meaiome always anords groat relief in pulmonary diaeaaea. Ask your druggist for if