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REMINISCENCES
OK THE
MACBETH LIGHT ARTILLERY.
UY ONK OK TIIK.M.
No. 7.
A narration of ^omc of the scenes and incidents
of the battle <>f Sharpslmrg, may n >t bo
wholly an uninteresting prelude to this number
of our recollections.
As the Macbeth was hurrying into thofight on
the morning of that eventful day, when it seemed
ns if heaven and earth had conic together, iny
attention was arrested by the demeanor of a
youthful soldier who was being borne to the rear
badly wounded, lie was weeping: and one might
have imagined that the frighful wound had turned
bid thoughts homeward and to loved ones there,
and thus unmanned the soldier boy. No doubt
ho was in great physical agony. His thoughts,
however, were not of self or home, but of the
battle held, our struggling men, and victory.
The iudomitable spirit of this youthful patriot
gave way to tears, because lie was no longer
able to light for his country Hut his courage
rose superior to his physical suffering, and it
was inspiring to hear him cheering the troops
that were then hurrying by, sayiug "go it, boys,
our men need you over there." Is it marvelous
that I.ec's banner floated victorious over so
many hard fought battlo fields, when tho boi/s
iu his conunaud were made of such polished
steel?
Artillery men do little picketing, carry no
baggage, and ride across streams. Thc30 are
privileges that tho infantry do not enjoy. We
usually hauled our baggago 011 our caissons and
oil the limber chest, our gnus. On the
morning of the light, when one of our caissons
was blown up, a bundle of blankets was sent
heavenwards. Ike lson, who fell when the
explosion took place, rose just as the blankets,
under the force of gravitation, were returning.
Ill tho onnt'iixinn of ll.o .1 .... ? ?!- 1 '
- ...V >..o,Kjm uv cnvu UUli
1'boys tlicy arc shooting blankets at us !" Many
of us thought that it was something more soli'l
than blanktts tlint was doing the damage.
Wc had one gun disabled before we reached
our first position and loHt another between the
first nnu second positions. Hence it is that the
Macbeth is referred to in the official reports as a
battery of lour guns. A section of the Wash*
ington Light Artillery received distinguished
mention in connection with the saving of our
center. It fought well and merited all the
official notice it received : but the Macbeth was
in front of it and nearer the enemy, and was
there after the section referred to had left the
fiold.
Lieut. 1'ortcr told the writer that VonSchartel,
actine nsj^unuor at our soccud posit'";
out of thvee shots, Ilmdcil two color bearers in
halves. It was while gallantly fighting at this
very hot place that young John Lylcs, expressing
tho feeling of many auothcr soldier, declared
that he wished it was night.
In their official reports, tho Federal officers
uaw flint Pill Itnrlnw ivm wnnnilfiil anil (Inn
llichardson killed by cannistcr. Tho Macbeth
was the only battery tlint fired a gun at this
position, an I most of our firing there was with
double shotted canister. Suffering with nausea
and paroxysm of pain from tho blow up, I took
advantage of a calm in the storm of battlo and
retired from the field. As I passod along the
streets in the western suburbs of Sharpsburg 1
iw the most horrible sccuc that I witnessed
during tho war: A Confederate soldier was
lying on tho street with the top of his head
shot off. It had evidently been done by Benjamin's
guns on the lvistcrn side of the Antietam,
quite a mile away. His b ood and brains were
8enttero I on the ground and a hog was revelling
in thciu as though the battle was for the speciol
benefit of hungry brutes. On the crest of a
high hill just beyond this scene I saw Gen.
Lee, almost alone, with his glasses to his eyes,
intently watching his center iliit had already
been broken without the slightest apparent indication
of alarm. The Macbeth had advanced
and planted her guns in the gap and was main
tuning the position with distinguished gallantry,
wholly unconscious that the eyes of our
great chief was watching her action, or that bo
much depended upon I ho hero's clForls. I
doubt very much if there was another command
that fought from early morn to dewey eve"'
without relief, deserves generally do the relieving
; hut it so happened that when it came
the Macbeth s time to be relieved there was no
reserve, l or every soldier in Lee's army had
already smelt the smoke of battle that day.
In some respects the battle of Sharpsburg
was tho greatest of I lie war. For a brief
period of time I have heard more rapid and
terrific cannonading, hut when it is remembered
that the battle raged from before sunrise
till after sunset, 1 doubt if the incessant roar
of artillery at Siiarpsbttrg was equaled on any
other battle field during the war. I'.very
minute after tho two armies had warmed
up under (he inspiration of the battle
balls were ploughing the ground or
whizzing and shrieking through the air, while
shells were exploding and scattering their
fragments here, there, and everywhere. Night
put tin end to the terrible light : and l.ce and
liis men retired tint night fully expecting it
would he renewed the next day with increased
Iliry. I'lH IIIUI11IH? liiiuiv, iii <i inv n.-ij nuiv
away without the tiring of n hostile gun.
Ity some, Sharpsburg is put down ns a drawn
battle : while others claim it as a Federal victory.
I'.xcusc me for halting to examine the
foundation on which the e claims rest.
Mct'leilan assaulted fee's position on the
17th Sept., IHtVJ, and was hurled Lack with
great violence and tremendous slaughter. On
the morning of the 1 S|h. I.ee's position on our
right and left was a little in advance of his
position on the morning of the 1 71 Ii ; his center
wa> a little drawn in . but here lite enomy
had been driven back from the position lie
onco occupied iu our broken line. We fire I
the last jroii on tlie left, in the center, and or
the right. The Federals feil back before oiii
tiro at all three of .these points of attack
along our lino, mi l ccnseil to return our tiro,
McClollan did uot renew the fight on the 18th
ami the reason is given hy Sumner anil McClol- I
lau, iu their testimony before the committee on
the conduct of the war, in ths following language
:
Gen. Sumner s v i >1 that "Gen. Hooker's corps
was dispersed : tliere is no suggestion about
that. 1 sent one of my stall" ollicers to find
wlierc they were, and Gen. Rickets, the
only otticcr lie couM find, sai 1 he could not
raise tlirce hundred tneu of the corps. There
were troops lying down on the left, which I
took took to belong to Mansfield's command.
In the mcautime Gen. Mansfield had been
bilUt ?...! ...
?!! ? ? portion oi ins corps iiati also bccu
thrown into con fits iou."
Gen. McClcllan said : "The next morning,
the 18th, 1 found that our loss had been so
great and there was so much disorganization in
some of tho commands that I did not consider
it proper to renew lite attack that day."
Thus it is plain that in the scattered, disorganized.
and demoralized condition of his army,
McClcllan was too badly worstc 1 to attack Lee
on the 18th. On the other hand, Lee was in a
much better condition for a fight than he was
on the 17th. All of Jackson's Harper's Ferry
army had arrived, and thousands of our stragglers
had returned to their commands. I ant
phte sure that the Macbeth could have carried
more men into a fight on the 18th than we did
ou the 17th. The two detachments, belonging
to our disabled guns were intact and many
who aided the wounded iu getting from the
field never returned, l'.xpcrience taught us
before night put an end to the conflict that it
would not do to send meu out of the battle
mi > 111u nuunu^u. inc experience or that
day would havo been of immense value to us
bad tlie light been renewed eu the 18th. Then 1
it is true that while McL'lcllun was in no con- '
dition to renew the tight, bee was in u better '
one. When, in addition to this, we take into '
account the inequality of the forces that '
fought the battle, the advantages were over- '
wltcltuingly iu Lee's favor. Mc'Jlollan assaul- 1
ted Leo with his splendid army of ninety 1
thousand men. Lee beat liitn back with thirty- 1
three thousand?lighting, as it will be seen, c
nearly three to one. And this was about the c
usual odds in most of tho pitched battles fought '
between Leo and the Federal commanders. r
But Federal olliccra say that we fought thorn ^
with overwhelming numbers. For instance, v
Gen. Grant says lie fought against great odds 1
at Chattanooga. l'opc says we massed heavy ,J
forces against his right and were able to meet n
him with equal numbers all along the line. ^
iMcClcllau magnified 1>. II. Hill's little division c
of five tll0UB?M>J tula ' , , , . _ ll
aniuu. - Tirtsc rash statements are ^
made for a purpose : Kither to belittle our ^
victories and magnify theirs, or to hide their
own inefficiency and tho cowardice of their .
troops. But these extravagant statements 11
crumblo before facts and figures and reason
t<
atnl common sense.
? v
From first to last tho Federal Government
cntistcu two minion six nunureu aim scveniyciglit
tliousaml, nino hundred and sixty-seven '
men. Of this number tho Southern States v
furnished nearly three hundred thousand ^
white aud a very lai-ge number of colored sol. s
diers. Missouri furnished 108,162 ; Kentucky, v
75,275; Maryland, 16,050; West Virginia, "
32,001 ; Tennessee, 31,002; Arkansas, 8,280 ; ''
Louisiana, 2,521; North Carolina, 3,150; a
Alabama 3,576 ; Texas, 1,810; Mississippi, 545, k
If to these you add the colored troops, you
you will hare as large an army made up of
Southern material as tho Confederacy ever had j
in the field at any one time. Suppose these, ^
with the confederate soldiers killed by them,
could have been in our armies, how different
somo of the chapters in the history of the war J
could have real. doing hack to tho millions (
of troops put into the armies of the Federal
Government, 1 say with emphasis that none
but a vitiated mind could imagine it possible
for the Confclcrato States to have met such
a host with "overwhelming numbers. '
Hut other writers from the Federal stand
poiut tell us that the delusion that the Northern
people were not worth man for man, as a
?ii? ?- i??. iw.r...., ?i,?
SUlUitT, ?(lO uiaj/tuvu iwii^ uvivi u vuv niu
ended. This was proven, they say, as soon as
incompetent oRiccrs were removed and ctlicicut
otHccrs put in command of their troops. Reference
is evidently had hero to (Jen. Grant and
his final success at Appomattox Court House.
Let us sec how (Jen. Grant dispelled that
delusion. When he moved against Lee, according
to l ho report of the Secretary of war, lie
had Ml.HiO men, l.cc had only <>0,000 to meet
this graud army, under this capable officer.
And, according to (Jen. Grant's own statement,
wc had robbed the cradle and the grave to till
up our armies. Yes, the seven days around
Richmond, Cedar Run, Second Mamisscs,
Sharpsburg, Fredericksburg, Clianccllo:sville
and Gettysburg hud made gaps in Leo s army
that conl.I not be closed up with material equal
to that which lie had lost. Yet Lee's army,
composed of these boys from the cradle ami
old men from the verge of the grave, heat
Grant at the Wilderness, Spottsylvania Court
House, ami at Cold Harbor. Leo bio 1 liiin
from the time lie crossed the Kapidan till lie
reached the James. His own historian, Swlnton.
says Grant lost sixty thousand men?tin*
number Lee had in his array. Grant did not.
in that Campaign prove his superior generalship
or do much towards dispelling the dulu
91oil oi which i ill* r cue mi uimuiiiiu iiua
The same writer modestly says tint Lee out
numbered tlicm at the jioint* <>f contact. This
is an unconscious attestation of Leo's superior
generalship. The statement, however, is not
i true, but hints at a principle upon which Lee
often acted. Lee trusting to fate, or
more correctly to I'rovidencc, often, at the
critical moment, hurried troops from parts of
I his line not under fire, to points of attack,
i The Federal commanders wero generally so
confused by the daring jut that they over
looked the fact that Lee had weakened one part
of lu.s line Jo strengtlint another. It was in
this way that Loo boat McClclian at Sharpsburg.
I have niailc quite a digression to expose soma
false statements that have been repeatedly
made.
It was impossible for Lee to supply his army
with ammunition ami rations for any length of
ttmc North of the I'otomao. A sudden vain
and rise in the river would have imperilled his
army. Already both horses and men wore 0:1
half rations. As McCIellan failed to accept
Lee's oiler of battle on the 18th, our army was
ordered to cross the I'otomao that night. The
Macbeth reached the river before twilight
and there we remained till dawn the next
morning. . The iufantry began to enter the
river as wc drove up, and as the for.l was deep
the crossing was slow. Wo were in our sad.11.,a
?11 ?
.... uijiin, c.xpeoung every moment
that we would be ordered forward.
As we neared the Southern bruit of the l'otouiac
an exhausted horse iu a battery in ?e;r
front fell, ile was too weak to pull 01,1 "f !!?
water, (len. I.ce riding out of the river .just
then, watched the ineffectual cllorts to put the
feeble animal ou its feet, said, "every minute
is worth an hour to us. lloll him out of the
way. The horse went iuto the river and I.ce
and his men moved ou.
Three roads b I from the river on the Virginia
side. For nearly a mile the upper one ran
along the water's edge, between a high ridge
and the river; at Shcpardstown it deflected
from the river at an angle of about forty-live
decrees anil van .. ?l >: -
0 ... *% uuniinrat uircilIOU IVJ
Martiiisburg. The lower road made about the
same angle with the Potomac and ran in a southwest
direction to Chatde-town, a place made
historic by the execution of Joint llrown, of
Harper's Ferry notoriety. The Cent re 1 Head
ran directly to Winchester. Ketrcats always
liavo a demoralizing tendency. Crossing the
river at night?troops getting separated
"roni their comrades?had a most unhappy
jU'ect on Lee's army. The army took
lie tipper route, leading to Martiiisburg :
nit thousands of our troops who got away from
heir commands in erasing the river, followed
he lower road to Cluirlestown. Lieut. Porter
time out of the river with the four guns that
ante out of the fight unhurt, and " falling in
ichiud this crowd of lest soldiers on the lower
oad, wcut on to Charlestowu and thence to
Viuchcster. Capt. lioyce, Lieut. Jeter and the
mtcr, by some means were thrown with tho
wo disabled guns that got separated from the
attcry in crossing tho river, We followed the _
rniy along the upper road. It would have 1
ecu a serious matter for us ha 1 MoClellun dis- '
overcd our retreat in time to have plante 1 some '
tic i'otoui 10,'as he did later in the day, and
isabled some of our guns so as to have blocked
lie road where it leaves the river at olieparilsown.
The ridge to the left of the road shut us '
a beyond the possibility of escape. As we '
sccudcd the hill to Shcpardstown 1 looked back '
o see if the Federals were pursuing. The sun
ras just rising. Xo Federals were iu sight.
In going through Shcpardstown we passed ^
lie graves of Dawkius, Miller and Rogers, ,
>'ho had fallen two days previous at Sharpsburg. j
t was sad to think that these gallant men -who
tood by our side a few days before, as buoyau t (
rith hope as any of the company, would no (
aoro share with us the joys of victory or the
lumiliation of defeat, or the trials, privation s
,nd hardships of a soldier's life. Just nor'h of
Ihepardstown wo overtook Lee's army resting
in either side of the road, luo Macbeth was
lot there. A road leaving the one along which
vhich we bad just marched and running pnralel
with tho Potomac, entered the lower road a
ew hundred yards from tho lord. 1 was orlercd
to follow this road in search of battery.
\t its jauction with the road leading to
^harlcstown, I heard that Porter had gone on
;owards that place. By this time tlie Federals
iad planted some batteries on the hills just
jver tho river and were shelling our side of it
furiously. 1 passed back under this fire. Fitz
John Porter pushed his corps across the river
under the cover of these guns. He met with a
bloody reception. Two hundred of his command
wore captured and thousands wero killed
and drowned. The Potomac looked for once as
though it was wearing the blue. But few of
Porter s command lived to tell how fearfully it
had been cut to pieces. The Federals repoited
three thousand lost out of one brigade.
Lee now moved on towards Martinsburg, tyafc.1
t'apt. Boyco and a remnant of Macbeth started
for Winchester, in search of Lieut. Porter.
Porter went to Charlestown, drew full ratious
for the company?the tirst full allowance the
men had had in a number of days. At Winchester
lie again made application for rations.
The provost commander told him to report at
tiie stragglers' camp aud ho would supply liim
with rations. Porter told hint ho was not a
straggler, but there in command of a c mipany.
The bomb-proof otlicer insisted that Porter
should go to the stragglers' camp. Porter told
him if that was the condition on which rations
were to be had, his men would go iuingry.
\ fi< sov.M'fi throats to arrest and a counter
threat to resist, the two oiheers parted none tho
belter friends because of this interview.
t?n the '20th, late in the evening, when in six
miles ?>f Winchester, wc met l'orler returning
in search of friends. We hivouaced that night
in n lovely valley ott tIto banks of a rushing
stream. As we were parking our guns my
friend A. B. llyrd. of Ureenville, in walking
over some brush that liad been placed over an
old well, partially fell through. From that
incident the camp was called ?' bird-trap," mi l
it was ao recorded at the time, in a diary that
the writer had kept since the Mac'ajlh
wont into camp at Lightwood-knot Springs.
This diary was kopt to the captur o of the cm.
pany near Ashcville, North Carolina, on the
2">th April, 18i>>, and was lost with my h?ggage
at that time, hieut. Munro look a c >py
of it hrfovc he left the company at Aslicville t <
become Adjutant of tho IStb tfonth (\i><din?
Uegimeut. lie, too, lost his since the war. It
might have been of great service to me in writing
out these recollections.
Oa the tiiorniug of iho 'Jlst we started back
to Lee's army. Aoer passing through that
rock built town. Martiashurg, where we met tIto
Federal prisoners wit > were captured at the
ford of the rive-, we tonn ! Lee's army in camp
on the v>po jua.i, between the town and the
lVtomac. 1 or otic month Leo's tr<> >ps had been
marching and lighting day r.n I night 011 half
rations, and nee ie.l rest. Leo ha 1 turned aside
into the beautiful country, nb muding in good
water, beef and 11 uir, : > give bis troops recreation.
Ilerc the climate was splcndi I nud the
weather fine. In a few weeks the army ha l
increased f<? ramdlv in nimi'ioi-j i,n..t,t. ??.i
. .- ? ? ? "?
spirit th?i it ^xaively resembled t..j rugged
boy; that fouglu the battle of Sliarpsburg. Alter
resting here lor some three week-", Lee
moved up to our camp :it I'ird Trap. The Macbeth
went into camp command in a beautiful
hickory grove. The went Iter in this mountainous
country was .-dready growing old: the
nights were frosty. The soldiers wailed away
the time variously employe I. .v;otnc engaged
in the business of soap-iuakiug ? au article that
soldiers alwajs needed; others would spend
hours in carving some article of jewelry out of
the tough part of cow hoofs. Frotu this time
on to the close of the war Site Macbeth may,
in a sense, be called the Hying artillery of the
Confederacy ; hut those who follow us to tlie
oiosc of tlie chapter will see if we traveled utoro
and fought lcs than some other commauJs, the
fault was not the Macbcth's. Wo obeyed orders
and always went where fighting was expected.
Vim.
Tho dth Quarterly Meeting of the Union
Sunday School Convention.
Crowds Mocked to the llcthel li.iptl-t t'ir.ireh,
Keltoii, S. C., .Saturday, the -'ith in-'.., to wituess
the cxercisei of tins Union Sim.i.v >;.i.?,.t
Convention. Owing to the absence of Ucv. J.
II. Wallace, Hcv. 11. l'arluini jire^iJeil.
The exerciser consisted of spiritel singing
by Bethel and Bethany Choirs, reading and
adopting reports from the various Sunday
Schools, discussion of topics iatiling to tiie
interest of the work, discussion of queries
from the Question Box, alteration of and
intendment:' to the constitution, and the preaching
of the missionary sermon by llev. C. II.
Leo.
The discussiou of lotteries from the ?? lest ion
Box, was participated in by the young teachers
who arc now engaged in the work of religious
instruction, and the success with which their 1
iVery elfort met was such as to gratify and dciglit
the parents and friends who were present.
' ?,g 1I14 pfny queries on
Oi^,? ~ .,..UT3 meir "children to attend
8abbr.*.u School or should it be b it to their
pleasure? Allirmativc, (.!. IV. Ciaifney, L.
Smith and Alex Moore. Negative, .1. W. Bar
mm and C. II. Leo.
Is the Graded Quarterly Lessons an improvement
on the Bible for imparting Scriptural
instruction? Affirmative, J. H. Smith, J. IV.
I'arham, Alex Moore and T. 15. Reynolds.
Negative, J. II. McKissiek, J. K. Harris and
Llov. C. II. Lee.
As Rev. J. 11. Wallace, 8. B. Minis, aa 1 J.
Q. Smith, the leading speakers, t > whom all
llio topics but one were assigned, were absent,
only the following one was discussed?"The
Importance of Sunday School Work,'' !>y T. 15.
Reynolds.
The Convention adjourned at 11.bt p. in., to
moot Sunday morning at half past eight. The
delegates and members were fortunate on Sunday
morning, inasmuch as "Sol rose above
the horizon bright and clear and all indications
promised a gala day for the Convention. At
tlm limn annninlo I in tli.? mi.Idt i?t" fiio l irvoal
....... . ?r>
congregation that ever wis soon on llethel
Church ground, the Convention resumed its
exercises by singing 82nd selection U. 1!.,
"Ouly au Armour Hearer, Proudly 1 Stand.''
Sio., by lieihel clioir.
llcv. C. II. Lee read lid chupt. Loci. .Music.
"Fierce and Wild the Storm it Kiging," &c.,
by Bethany choir, i'nycr by T. 15. Ueynol ls.
llcv. C. 11. Lee preached the missionary
sermon, from Matt. L'llh chapt., lstli V.?
"Ilear ye, therefore, lite parable of the sower."'
Tho sermon was a powerful appeal to Sunday
School workers, for greater zeal and more
forciblo cilortd in the work : giving a lucid explanation
of its Holy significance and Divine
influence. Ills illustrations were forcible and
just, and added much to tho strength of Lis
remarks. if more ser nous were produced
like it there would be many more better
Christians and practical Sunday school workers.
Tho Sttndiy Scho.l scholars deserve the
hightst encomium far the earnest attention
which they devoted to the sermon.
Alter taking up a collection in which the
spectators as well as the n.embers liberally
contributed, the ho ly a lj mined by siuging
:?70lh U. 11.,?"Sowing in the Morning &c.,
by liolh Choirs.
1 n.ust not forget to note the procession of
tho Sunday School ', which numbered 1100 or
upwards, and consisted ot i.embers from
Lethe!, Leihany, ami Wood-mi Chapel Sunday
Schools. Never were there in- re enthusiasm
displayed in any occasion. th.ti were manifestel
by the scholars in thi march, I lac exorcise4
of vvliieli were c 'ii iucii' I oy i. n. jicynuiiis
uml J. II. MeKi
'l'lic hospitality with which tlie la-Jie- mi l
jfcntlemcu of llothei (rente 1 (lie members of
the Convent ion j u ' ly euliile- ilieiu i?> (lie liieiiesl
compliments of every member of tin; C. if.
S. C. I'- !'?' \ N"LI?.
Sect'y l". S. S. C.
. 4 .
The .Durham, N. L'" jrift r nays
" Tho populati ill nl' i >111'11:i!11 l l 187(1 W.'It
U5li all tol'J ; in 1SS5 it w ,7 ?7. Tin
assessed valuation nl' pr?i|?**rly i" 1870 was
$50,000 ; in 1885 it was 808l.ot-o. In
vi 'ted in inniiiif iCi a - in 1870,8-5.000
ill 1885 it was ; J,1 ?0,000
MH AND MRS AH1' CELEBRATE THEIR
BIRTHDAYS.
We arc having some birthdays uow, for
Mrs. Arp and 1 are both June bug*. That
is to say I :.m a but* and she is a butterfly
I reckon. I wont call her a bug though
sIIA il i. - : - 1 - *
- ....... t. .... ? iiuiiu sometimes wnon
tilings go wimi: r. Sin; had a birthday hist
wook.ii!: 1 I wvuiKl toll bow oil she is it' 1
was sure she iv mid never bo a widow. She
thinkj I would marry again at the drop of a
hat, but declares she wouldn't and says
something about a burnt child dreading the
tire. Hut .^he don't.mean that I know, and
the honest reason is that she is afraid she
never could find another man like inc. It
would take her a 1 ;ng time to train another
feller and u. him up to any standard of
uxoria! docility. A young man will train
but ooe over thirty \v >n t train worth a cent,
and that is the why it is so dangerous
for a girl of ambition to marry an old.
young man or a widower. The training is
on the other side then, and she had just as
well surrender to the inevitable.
We had a birthday and gathered all the
children but one. They were nine of them
here, and - uno grandchildren and some
friends, and we had a goad time. 1
saluted Mrs. Arp on her cheek soon
in lh? v-1 1 -
.......i ,.i^. ?-uv; aiwuya turns Iior
check to uio n-w, but bIio dident use
to by uo means. L tna<lc up her bod
lor her, and swept the v )o:n and Hew
around amaziug. We had music and
played cards and went a firming atul cat
spring chickous and huckleberry pie and
talked, and the boys s i; 1 smart things and
told of exploits ami escapes, and their
mother and sisters thought they were the
smartest boys in the world. If a boy
succzes his mother thinks it smart. Mrs.
Arp thinks her boys arc an improvement on
the old man but my ambition is for the girls
to be as smart (lmir mother. There is
no room for improvom at on that line. Not
long ago ! went oil' and was gone a mouth.
When I came hick everything was calm
and serene.. I played king and autocrat
for two or three day.-, and strutted around
With the sau.0 L. i.i.a.u.'nJ.uil uiri i hud ivntu
at my house, and now 1 am in my normal
state of sweet humility. A man must go
away from home to put on airs. In fact
it is a good idea for tho woman to go too
sometimes just for a change. Folks get
sorter common to ouo another Irom continuous
presence. Absence may conquer
young love, but it refreshes the old. I
know a lady whoso husband is a surgeon
in tno navy, auu lie is generally gone tiro
years ami stays at homo two months when
he conies. 'How do you stand it,' said I.
[ would just as leave have no husband at
all;
'Oh,' said she, 'I think it is just splendid.
I am so glad to sco him when lie
couies, and I look forward to it with so
much pleasure. L don't see what those
wives whose husbands are always with tlicui
have to think about and h >pe for. I am
sure I v.ou'.d get awful tired of having a '
man hang around homo all t'io year round
It would be so monoton uis. Two mouths
in two years i- > :-t about right. and besides
you know the doctor sends mo plenty of
money and that makes up for his absence."
Weil, it does help a good deal?-money
does?I've noticed that. When I have
money to spare I fool better and more like a
''cntleiinn. and it sheds its heui?ii influence
oh all around inc. A close observer can
tci> when 1 in in funds l?y perusing the
family. I can tell by my feelings, my nj)
petite, my hilarity. A mau ought to keep
a dollar or two in his pocket all the time,
just like he keeps a buckeye or a rabbit
loot.
It is fruit time now. There are cherries
and dewberries, an 1 hueklebcr.ies. ami
raspb'-rrics, and mulberries, and tin: sugar
just (liea all the time. IIvery morning before
breakfast. while t ' ?rl is milking and
Jessie is practicing her music, 1 pick the
rnspberi ics and fill a tumbler Tor each ol
them to take to school, and 1 sprinkle them
all over with sugar. I go with them an far
as the Toot-log over the creek, and in the
evening 1 go to meet thorn, an 1 we come
by the dewberry patch and have a g ? ?d
time. They v.ill think ni >ut that walk In
school as long as they 1 ve, and it will
always be a plea..ant memory. 'Tlmy hunt
hens nests and guinea no.-is when they an.
at homo, an i come to tin- h?uj?o with their
hats Toil of egg# Wo will begin to oul
oa's to-inorr >w, and they will Had soim
naitridge eg. and he happy. .School wii
be out next week, and then lor black horrid
t ) 111 >ko i mi aii'l j lley. i if} < hi pick :tl
day aii I s.'ii'oi : rii.r!?t, :?a 1 kocp lut an.
i healthy. This country hie i- just splcndi'
> fir ciiil li ii. .^ii*: it up villi school ani
i with w<>rk .101 .t will in ike iii- n and wonic
- f ir a Si 11o to i. roil'I of. 1mi( you send
; hoy to seh . i all his yoiini^ lil'o, and then t
college, and ho wont bo lit for hardly any
thin:* above an oiliee seek.or. Ho w. I ic
wanting to go to the Legislature before h : *
twenty-five. I've known fellers to 1 r
the Legislature who didn't know we.et '- -r i
cow that was ly ing down got up bebin 1 r
before, or how io drive a nail into a t
to keep it from splitting, or whether i: t. ;*
tlio east wind or the west wind that In t ..i
fair weather, or whether it was th:.> v. r\s
wood or last year's wood that pioit d
poaches and grapes. l>nt still they can nnko
laws to govern tho people. <Ld nee i iv
not hiini* wiolom but il brings l;n *v
ami s ) I w,i.' a little proud that throe s r ;
yours had passed over my 1 cad. 1 thou ?ht
that surely 1 was gaining sense, hit i > I
lawyer told too to lay that 1 was n v
the decline, lor our supreme court b i ! .1 >
eidod that a nun over sixty was ine cup
tent as juror; so I run not lit to try i ;
1 suppose. 1 know that a man ov ;r ..\:y
could not he compelled to serve i :> a _|.
but the court says lie shall not serve bo
is incompetent. Well, it'that i - the
Supremo Court ought to resign lor they a?\
over sixty. 1 reckon that some of the e
juvenile members of the Legislature ... '.
that law. Country life has a chirm for
towu folks ami they look forward t > t.m
time when they can retire from w ok . i i
settle down on a farm. My lrieud .iud,;llrauhum
come to see us ye.Uerdt} a. i
took off his eon', and hung it o i a n ril in
the pia/.z. i ami stuck his Icct on the i
and rested?rested?that's the word. \. u
talked over the good old days and . \ . 1
tribute to the dead?the friends who li. I
left us. and we discussed the living . . \ v. a
iuikcu a ituio polities ami wo v. .1; . ; a
over tliu farm ami tdong the crt'ch !
branches :< . i watched tin* minnow
dodging itvund ml he said in a v.! i
'L almost wi'h 1 was :i l-?y again.' , J
Judge l>ioi'!ili.'V hail been >1; 1.; ! lo.'.L \.'
all three wmiM have gone in : ivimnh.. .
Judge 15i;.aii.i'ii said lie knew ?.v?ny !
iu the baptizing branch, ;h it v.'as J.
down in I'utur.m. He could go right n .
and cat eh a cat in one h do and a tdreU in
another?the liecal desccndents of tho
same hah lie oscd to catch iu the long ago.
uub a?i cct?- lut ut.%t ULi .
aud he thought it was a snako aud threw
down the j> do and ran lor his life. 'Those
were good times,' said lie, 'and these are
good times loo ; let us apologizo for tho bad
and enjoy all the good that wo can. Love,
pity and couteiiiujeiit will make anybody
happy.'
What a gentle genial coinlbrt it is 1,, ho
visited by an old friend. Not a formal < l
bill a good, holiest, loving visit?a visit
that pays double, for it pays l.im I :: t . ive.
and biin that doth rcco.\ j ? it "i; iw ice
blessed and for a season renews our yi utb
and haves a sweet order alter it oas p .-el.
Bll.li Ai:j\
Tiif. Untiii.aii and tub IIors::uo; i>..u.
?A Burglar wh j hail Itansaoked a house
without 1'ixtit, entered the Bedroom f tho
Owner and indignantly Inquired :
'What sort of a man are jou that your
Silver is the choapest plate, your VY -eh
out of Order, and your Waliet entirely
Kuipty '{ j)o you imagine tiiat my time is
ot no Account that 1 must Tool it aw.iv in
this Manner '
'Alas!' replied thj Householder, 'the
Fault is not my own. The liol ler of a
Chattel Morlg igo just cleaned mn Out to
day.'
'Ah ! I beg a thousand pardons. No
man should have his house Bobbed twice
iu twenty-four hours. My Brethren -a > .hi
have Notilied me by Teh phone,'
Mor i : (Jive the Burglar the l'nio ruico
i:i such matters.?1)< fruit 1\t>! /'<
There are numbers of towns in \ crntonl
1 IL'll.HM II l\ it Hill Ofirill ! ; ll-'M /.Vl.l* / of
Lincoln belonged for yeais (<j this c a^s,
l>ut i. no yc:ir as tliey were eouniiiii' the
vote the citizens who ha 1 char:.: ( 1' tho
ballot box woro : :i?: zcvl ;?:n 1 h< n i ! to
discover in i'. >i democrat ic bilh.l I'd'
crnor. There was a l.a-.ly consultation
between too judges, who wei ail Slain and
conservative men. Thou one ol' them roao
1 n11 solemnly, an I liuldin;.' un the ballot to
siiili! sail iiiijin 'S.-tvely : ' V. o h ,'ound
' in liio box i ballot lor tho ihoiii cratic '/nv'
eruor. Did anyone c ist ill''' There was
' no answer " Wo thought it was a mistake, '
' said the jud/o, ami threw it en the floor.
^ it is .stat' d that the drn^^l.-t.i ol Monroe,
J N. ti, have pledged t!ie;na< .vcs to sell no
: ; man whiskey l*??r medicinal purpos:s unless
s I the man he icaily sick, an l t'a :t tl e doctors
I have pledged themselves to wiilc no man a
1 prescription unless he he aiek an ! really
1 i .1... in ..
- I IR'WU IHU 1I?|I4VJI
d - - m
A man iii <'iini>b.'il (Vanity, i l:i., lia<\
a thirty-six b<iys 1 '.nuu^ii ? > fi.'bt u the
o. last war, and twenty-three ui' ti cut were
killed. J1 o Ins been ;ii irrie 1 nine times.