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! ? mooted to Hflrieulfurij, gortirulturq, Domestic fitonomg, fotite JTitijrature, folitie#, and the Current gfcuis of the gag. ; " s- ^ ? VOL. .XVII.?New Series. UNION C. H., SOUTH CAROLINA, MAY 28, 1886. NUMBER 21. V n " ? ~ - nciAin IOWAH OF TUB MACBETH LIGHT ARTILLERY. BT OWE or THEM. No. 4. Tbe liill of Iho highest altitude in the vicinity of Waterloo bridge furnished us parking ground for our nuns on the nieht of 2/ith Aim 1RA9 w O ? -VV? AVe cat our scanty breakfast that morning before sunrise, saw ne dinner, and were now in camp late at night with no encouraging prospect of supper. 1'ut our commissary, 8. M. Dawkins, put in liis appearance, with some hard tack and pickle pork, in time to prevent us from going to bed hungry. . I remember eating my hard tack and pickle-pork that night with more relish and satisfaction than I do any party, dinner or marriage supper it has ever been -my privilege to enjoy. We were very tired as well as very hungry that night; and as soon as one of naturo's demands was satisfied; we laid down and dropped off to sleep, to satisfy the other. We rose from our beds of mother earth next morning and viewed our beautiful surroundings. Spread out within the sweep of the eyes, in endless variety, were hills and dales, forests and fields, corn and meadow, land and water ; and in all this picture of beauty and repose "only man was vile." Scattered here end ih?r? h* /.mti.i ....... ? ? ... ? ? ? ?V WVM1W WV OUVU iU squads, companies, regiments, brigades, divieions and corps, watching each other and waiting for the coming storm of battle. And deep down in tlio valley below, where tha Rappahannock rushes seaward through the great gorgo that nature cleft between the uplifted hills, could be seen one of the anomalies of the war of secession. Facing each other, from the summits of these bills nnd in the alleys below, were the pickets of the two * great opposing armies disputing with leadon arguments for the possession of the Waterloo bridge. The iuvaders fighting to destroy the bridge, so as to keep the army they came South to destroy on the opposite side of the river. The invaders were afraid of being invaded. Pope and Lee wore equally vigilant, anxious and apprehensive, but from different motives, Lee was vigilant, trying to get over to the a Northern side of the Rappahannock ; Pope was vigilant to keep him from crossing. Lee was auxious to bring on the fight without deluy; Pope was anxious to stave it off. Lee was ap. torehensive Imh 1m mnlil ha( <i?u? r r ? ?? U4?l V A V|/V IIUIU his strong position in timo to beat Lira in detail before McClellan reinforced him from the peninsula ; Tope was apprehensive less Lee should succeed in his daring plans before the peninsola troops arrived. \Letf*Mw the atmoulty of ~ crossing the river in the face of a strong enemy and strongly posted, lie decided that tbe easiest nnd quickest way to dislodge Tope was by n flank and rear movement* To Jackson was assigned the duty of turning Tope's right flank. And when he got into Tope's rear he could not resist the temptation of calling at Manasses Junction and issuing rations to his almost famished soldiers, out of tbe supplies that the Federals had collected there in great abundance. To lougstrect was assigned tbe < duty of holding Tope to the Rappahannock till Jackson had time to carry out the details of his part of the campaign. The success of the bold and daring campaign hinged on unison of action, rapid marching and strategic maneuvering. There was no friction between Jaokson and Longstreet. Kaoh acted his part nobly and well; aud both were equally successful. Longstreet kept Tope busy preparing to meet attacks,, that were never designed to be made. Tope soon learned that he oould not keep up with Lee without two sets of eyes : one to watch his commissary stores in his rear and the other T.nntv?lrAPt in Kin fwnf WKav* 4., up at Manasaes Junction, Pope no longer remained in hia atrong-hold on the Kappahannook to diapute ita croaaing with Longatreet, but abandoned it at once and hurried off after Jackson, with the hope of crushing him before Longatreet could auccor him. Thus far the success of the campaign waa all that the moat anguine rebel could wish ; and in order that the future development of the campaign might not be attended with any disaster, it waa neoeasary that the two great dorps commanders should still work in perfect accord and travel day and night. The Rappahannock River and Pope, with an army more than double Jackson's, were between him and Longatreet. Pope had the advantage, too, over Longatreet in start, and in that hiB line waa shorter, more direct and unobstructed, while Unminti to Ibe necessity of (Unking the deep water of the Rappahannock and marching around Carter'* Mountain out of the way, thus making his diatanoe three times aa far from Jackson as Pope's. ?uoh was the status of the campaign on the vnorning of the '26th of August 186*2 ; and Longstreet's men were in possession of thw facts and impressed with the importance of every man doing his duty. And they proved equal to the demands made ou them, for the very moment that Jackson needed Longstreet he was there, bristling for a light. On that morning, the 20tb, we cut loose from Vur dependence on commissary stores, and put ting ine grw inns mai sxiri iui? southern valley of tho Rappahannock between us end the enemy, to conceal our more, we swept onward end etill onward, Northward end Kaatward, following in the wake of Jackson a maroh of the few previous days. We looked to cornfields end apple trees for our rations and lost but little time in cooking, eating and sleeping. Lee's army moved liko well adjusted end well oiled machinery under lbs touoh of a master mechanic. We continued our marches late into nights and started before day the next mornings. When the hour for breakfast came the army was halted, quick fires made, rations gathered from the adjaoent cornfield, hastily cooked, quickly eaten and into line and onward we moved. The weather was very hot and oor horses, from fast driving, were almost famished but officers were stationed on banks of streams to present any stoping to water them. I has* seen eur horses forced across risers under whip with their nostrils under water from one bank to the other trying to quench their thirst as they moved along. I base seen men so exhausted from marching and osercome with sleep drop on the ground when the army halted and lose consciousness in a moment of time. I hase seen 'hem go so fast to sleep in a minutes time that the rumbling of the battery failed to wake them when the march was resumed. But they recognised the importance of the forced march and their grit and indurnnce were perfectly wonderful. I ncscr before nor since knew our soldiers to make better time or straggle less. Calvin Humphries, the wag of the Macbeth, came trotting niong one day and on being asked what wai up, replied, "you sec I have the advantage over the other boys: when I get tired walking I run, and when 1 get tired running I walk, and in that way I keep rested all the time." His humor under trying circumstances w&s much better than his logic. On the evening of the 27th we left Jno. Watts Gallman at a house on the road, sick, and that was the last we ever heard of him. Like mauy another soldier, I suppose he sleeps in an unknown grave. As we were approaching Thor oughfare Gap that evening, musketry was heard in that direction, and presently Absalom Humphries, a member of Uadbcrry's old com-* pany passed to the rear with a bullet in his shoulder, reported the Gap in the possession of the enemy. They had beaten us to the Gap and I imagined Jackson's situation was a very perilous one. We went into camp that night with some apprehension as to what tho next twenty-four hours would bring about; but to our surprise the next morning we found that the enemy had abandoned tho Gap. As we marched through tho Gap that morning, I looked up to the towering heights of mountains that rose up on cither side of that rock bed stream, whose waters gurgled through the gap, and seeing that it was a place of great natural strength I was amazed and rejoiced that the Federals did not put a few thousand soldiers there with instruction to make it a veritable Thcrmopylre. There is no v. ay of estimating the damages Lee might have sustained from the heroic endeavors of a few thousand determined men on those hills. When we passed north of the gap signs of the coming storm of battle began to multiply. In two hnndred yards of the Gap, lying by the roadside, was the first dead Federal I saw in that campaign. That evening, when we neared Gainesville, the booming of cannon was heard in the direction we were marching, and to tho safely of Jackson's command ; for we were now conscious that our Stonewall was still standing. A little further on we'passed some beeves the enemy had just killed partially skinned and abandoned. These seemed to be strong evidences, coming to us by tho hearing of the ear and by the seeing of the eye, that we were on a warm trail and a battlo eminent. we uici not go much further before the truth of these signs wan verified. On top of the hill just north of the branch where we passed the beeves, 1 saw our troops filing through an open field to tho right of the turnpike and forming a line of battle. 1 could not understand the procrastination that followed the formation of our line of battle. We had marched day and night to get up with l'ope and expected a bat tie would be precipitated without delay. Itoth aides reminded one of two game cocks, dubious of each other's strength piokiug around hunting for each other s blind side before delivering a blow. But the blind side was not found, aud the two armies made a simultaneous forward move to test the strength of each other's position. It was nearly sundown when they met, and the shock of battle was terrific and raged with increasing fury till at last it died away on the midnight air. The .Macbeth did no more thau follow up Longstreol's advancing line, passing over numerous dead yankees, some of Jackson's bloody work dono on the previous day, when King interposed between him and Longstreet. During the night Longstrcet feel back to his original line of battle. Our guns were parked on the summit of the highest bill in the vicinity of the battlefield. We arose next morning to find that we had a magnificent view of all that surrounding country. We could trace our line of battle from the frowning hills on our extreme right, held by Longstreet' men, to whero it entered lit* woods in our front, and then, to the left of the turnpike, we could see Jackson's heroes of the two drevious days' buttle still holding their position along the unfinished railroad, defiant, ready and waiting for the command " up and at them." I insert here a parenthesis, to show that Pope lost his advantage over Lee and let his opportunity slip when he let Jackson slip. 'On 26th, Pope's command, under Heno, was in nine miles of Jackson who was then at Dristo station. Longstrect was between forty-five and sixty miles from Jackson, the routo he had to march. On the 27th Jackson *?. \l ?? ? Junction and Hooker near enough (o him to bring on a bloody tight in the afternoon of that day. McDowell, Stgel, Reno and Kerney were all alx miles west of him and directly between him and Longatreet, who wera atill south of Thoroughfare Gap, and at least twenty miles from Jackson. On the 28th Jackson made a aland at Groveton. Kerney on the day before was about six miles west of Jackson, bdt on the 28th was about three miles north-east of him. Hooker and Reno were about the same dislanee due east. Sigel was one mile south of Jackson and Reynolds a Utile south of Sigel. King was on the pike west of Jackson and between him and Longstreet. And Rlokett was till farther weal, at Thoroughfare Gap ; and Longstreet was atill sooth or west of the gap and ton or fifteen miles from Jackson. Jackson was retreating towards Longstreet, pursued Ky Hooker and Reno, when be met King's eorps, and a bloodj battle was precipitated. Thus it wtyl be Been that Jackson was all but surrounded by the enemy for two days. So perilous was bis position that Tope was encouraged to say to bis officers " there is no hope of esoape for Jackson." But the ubiquitous Jackson kept slipping throuoh Pope's command, turning on his pursuers, Hooker and Kerney, and hitting them some stunning blows, that made them more cautious than daring. As soon as these were checkmated he then turned on King and swept him out of the way. Itickett thought discretion was the better part of valor and he, too, got out of the way, nnd our march from the gap to Manassas was unobstructed. On the afternoon of that day^ the 29th, Long| street firmed on Jaokson's right, and Pope's ! chances for marshal glory faded out of history. Longstreel's men went to sleep some time during the night of 29th, with an inward conviction that with the morning's dawn the battle would be renewed. The confidence in Lee's ability to beat the Federal commander was shared by every soldier in the army. Some may have made up their minds to shirk, but they had faith in the staying qualities of those who would do the fighting, and was conscious that Leo would win. What a pity it was not renewed in time to reap the harvest after viotory. It was not renewed until late in the day. During the morning hours before the fight Lee was busy with his plans of battle. He, Longstreet, Jackson, Stewart and others were squatted on the ground just in the Tear of us butffly examining a map of the country spread out on the ground before theni. As tbey rose Lee and Jackson stepped aside from the group of officers, Lee looking at bis watch, and after a few minutes whispered conversation Jnckson mounted his old claybank horse and made off to join his command to the left of the pike, as leisurely as if he was going to church, and looking more liko an ungainly farmer than tho great soldier he was. These maneuverings were interpreted to mean fight, and I supposed Jackson was returning to bring it on. lie had soarcely reached his position before tho hills were reverberating with one continuous roar of musketry. All eyes, as well as the Federal soldiers, were concentrated on Jackson's hard pressed but resolute men. The storm of battle was beating and raging about them in its fury, and in full view of our position. It was the graudest and most inspirieg exhibition of well ordered attack and heroic defense I ever beheld. The Federal armies of the Polomao and Virginia had been united under the leadership of Popo and were now concentrated in overwhelming numbers to crush lackson. His jtlau of battle eliminated Longstreet, but that old soldier had no thoughts of remaining passive while Tope was battering Blfimt] '* ') nnr*of the concentrated effort to crush him. lee saw it and was anxious, and Longstreet was in the right place to break its force. Longstreet says "so terrible was the onslaught thatJaokcon sent to mo anil begged for reinforcements. About the same time I received an order from General Lee to the same effect. To retire from my advanced position in front of tbo Federals and get to Jackson would have taken one- hour and a half. 1 had discavered a prominent position that commanded a view of the great struggle, and realising the opportunity I quick' iy ordered out three batteries, making twelve guns. They were placed in position to rake the Federal ranks that seemed to break through Jackson's line. In a few moments crash after crash of shot and shell was being poured into the thick raaks of the Federals. In tea minutes the stubborn Federals began to waver and give back. For a moment the mass was ohaos/i then order returned and they reformed, apparently to renew tho attack. Again from the crest of my little hill the fire of the twelve guns out them down. As the cannons thundered the ranks broke only to be formed again with dogged determination. A third time the batteries tore the Federals to pieces, and as they fell back under this terrible fire I sprung everything to the charsre." It was duo to filntorv to ??. w ? f terity, And the batteries that saved Jackson's ' line, that their names should have been given 1 to the public. I propose to show the Macbeth I was one of them. Seeing that the chancos were ' as a thousand to one against giving Jackson 1 tiie reinforcement he needed in time, and re cog- ? nixing tbe supreme necessity of prompt action, Longstrect acting on tbe impulse of the mo* ' ment and with the discretion of an experienced ' officer hurried twelve guns into position 4nd 1 in less than ten minutes broke the furious on- ' slough of the charging Federals. While we were standing on our gun and caisson carriages, 1 watching with intense interest and great admi- < ration tlfo heroio effort of Jackson's metf to i heat back the ever increasing numbers of the i federal soldiers, a courier was seen emerging. J from a piece of wood-land to tbo right and Well ^ in front of Jackson* line, urging hid hoi so tfe 9 wards us with all the speed that tbe ?4|jJI 1 gcncy of tbe occasion could impel him. John" 4 Lyles, from Camden, then in his teens, raid I < would rather see a shell coming. In answer Ig the summons we moTc-J forward at a sweeping gallop and took our position on tbe erest cf a hill to left of the pike, and well in Jackson'e right front. In three minute*after we received our order we were in poeition hurling shot and shell into the double oolamns of the federal soldiers sweeping down in trcmenduous odds against Jacksona struggling heroes. The efcVn/ were approaching Jackson's position by a loft 1 oblique march, for the purpose of laming Jack- > eon's right flank. The move expcssd their loft < flank to an infllade fire from oar gnne. We < reached our position seemingly unnoticed, as^l were glad of so favorable an ppportuallyT to I give expression to our feelings for Ike mtjsrffer < in which they received as at Ornveyari* llilk I The men went to work with a will, and fhrtfri- t like/Turks. Not a musket was leveled af wfr I and only an oceasional shell and ball fsilsnaonf 1 us?most of them passing over our beads. Wa I fired therefore with deliberation, btQ| rapidly j and with great accuracy. Laokily, the fat I shell straok the head of tho Federal ttolumn 9n I buratod just right. Tha number of ascends it I * va* cut ran down the lino as a guage forth* tutting of other*, and thus it happen*!, from i he very beginning, that we fired into the advan:lng column* of fhe enemy without guessing at listance or shooting at random. We cut them | iown like grass. A soldier who had a com- i nanding view from the woods said, "I never taw such splendid shooting. Each fire seemed : o lift the Federals off the ground. The firing was so accurate and deadly that no | tourage could stand it. We saw that the enemy vera weakening. The forward more was gradtally getting slower and slower. Then they :ame to a halt; now iltoy waver and break in lome oonfuaion. Again they rally and refbrm ; ind kgain the deadly fire splits them asunder. )ncc more, with fearless courage, the Federals ire formed, but the inevitable was against them ind shattered once more by the well aimed ihots and shell, they beat a retreat. As we vere taking our positiob, I saw a Confederate >attery going into position on our left and ibout midway between us and Jackson's line. f there was a third battery as tien. Longstreet itates, then it was out of my sight. It may tare been bolilnd the woods from us, and not | ar from Jackson extreme right front. When | he enemy began to retreat one section of the \ >nttcry already alluded to, moved up aad took | tosition on our left next to Lieutenant Porter's , ection. When the Federal soldiers passed be rond the range of our pieces, Lieut. Porter saw ( hat a four gun Federal battery was kuocking | he section that had taken position on^his left , o pieces, wheeled his guns nround and for a aw minnlM wo In?i1 oololtoJ "-,:l 1 L V ? a|-nmu ?i 111 lOi J tUIUUHI bur and four on each side. The Federal batter/ ( oou joined in the retreat with their fleeing inantry. Of the twelve guns that broke the hrious onslaugh of the Federal charge half of ' hem, six?belonged to the Macbeth Light ' Artillery, which leaves Longstreet's statement ] 0 bo explained. Had he said two batteries, welve guns I could understand it. Tho Macicth was the only battery that was directly on ho Federal's flank, and that had a direct inilade fire. The other gnns were a little to the 1 ront of the enemy. So it is beyond all quesion, that the Macbeth inflicted one-half of the lamage to the Federals claimed by Gen. Longtrect, to have been done by the twelve guns roiu his little hill. Whilo Jackson and Longstreet will justly igure in history, as tho great heroes of second dauasses, and whilo the immortal Lee will ivershadow them both in the luster of marshal (lory, the three batteries that turned what hrcatened to be a disaster into a glorious vicory, and thus changed what might havo been he history of that battle, will neither be known ?-v1-- >ri .fipr to th* remote pof'erity of the sat SRv SiSu nSuCU toward ad^smug" that rictory from the jaws of defeat. As w? were going into action I saw no Cou'ederate infantry nearer than Jackson's men, 1 quartet of a mile to our left. Some lime dur og i a# ngut uen. laws brigade was sent to lur support, and vh never lying on ths ground iniler the cover of tho hill, just in our rear. 1 boj in hit toons seeing that we were needing i man to aid in manning ouc of our guns, iprang forward and fought like a hero until his irigade advanced. It would l>e a pleasure to tnovf his same and what became of him. Commencing at tho stone house and running int in our front almost at right angles to- the >iko, as a hill that commanded our position. iVhile tho Federal infantry was,being cut to >ieces by our guns a battery charged up and ried time and again to take positiou on that till. Hut we were already in position and had he drop on thorn. We tired quick and rapidly tod wjth affect, and it heat a hasty retreat, dad Tope known Gen. Lee as well as McClcllan lid, the"ffecond Manassas would not have been )recipitalfed as it was. Pope was following up what he believed was t retreat and had not anticipated the fight just a here it took place. llcnce he neglected to iae the hUl in our front with batteries. Had ['ope patted a few guns on that hill the Mac>eth could mover have occupied the position or ;ot the lutlade fire it did. They did not occupy t when they could we refused to let them when ho* (???,) imvj . w. Avnaiuo iuv wiuic Ul HIU UiXl WC I law under the hill, in our rear, ncur the pike, lee. Le? end Longstreet. Lee looked Animated ind silting his horse as erect as a jouth. Long- I it reel seemed to be carelessly picking liis teeth, is thlttgfc nothing of an exciting character was jro gresaing in his front. | When the enemy passed out of our range, (.'apt. do J CO stopped np to Longstreet and said, "Uenirst they are out of range. "Can't you get in range falMO Lpogstreeta laconic reply, liut.it sad nest nearly dark and the infantry had I iprang to the charge and with a deafening ret*! ysti ware pushing the enemy rapidly towards Washington. We were ordered to pass .0 right ef the pike and birouao for the light. pre were going into camp a shot or >r eheil from some long range gun of the enemy sausod' d>wa uncomfortably near uiy head and taryin* |io?if in the ground iu a few inches >f Sergwat J. K. Young, and threw the sand >rer 111* with stinging force. Fortuoalely there to .explosion. During the battle Lie*. Phftsr's fine mare was kiliei by a solid kalL ttt- sf our men were wounded?Joseph uirner anu oonn nays severely. ?. ncn i tneulion Of Alexander Hints, the oompaoy oil! eattifcfteiind an unobtrusive, quiet, gentlemanly ttttlh. JBootohmnn, who cheerfully discharged? "Mo duty, whether standing guard in the enemy, on the battle field. Ue iMinBMpgjpceod qualities, but I remember the not 14ft ktt?W most of all for bis disinterested e?ura?agiHBa' was a stranger in Union, at the begkdfljpht war, end personally had no inkrflWlwdispuie between the sections, and difference with him as to which toaJ^Hgpfe the becond Maoassas battle a ,he,l?H* just in bit froal aud a piece |(rtM^H|9Kht)M slemacli, knocked him down C^fHRPlw* wA sup posed to be morlallyfMpdod and. home to the base of the kilt mP^hf hie eostrads; but oa cxaminatoin ho sow ho hod only received a severe bruise, ond promptly returned and fought through the bottle, llow manv to the manor horn onil with more interest to fight for, would have been glad of such an honorable excuse to have kept out of the fight. ? The Macbeth was in a poor trim for the battle that day. It is known that in the rapid march from Waterloo bridge to Mrnassas that the commissary wagons were things of the past, both as to time and distance. For the most part we had subsisted during that march on green corn and green apples. Wc had seen but little substantial food on the day of the fight for thirty-eight hours and the green com and apples bad been exhausted for twenty-four hours. The cornfields aud apple trees on the plains of Manassas had been foraged, pillaged and plundered by soldiers of both armies who had passed and repassed until they were as barren of life giving food for present emergencies as tho sand of the great Fahara desert. Our commissary reached the company a few minutes in advance of the order hurrying us into the fight. D.awkins was as proud to see the men as they were glad to see him ; but he was too late to do them much good. They had time to get the flour that had been issued to them in the consistency of dough and ready for the t>ven when we were summoned into action. The men held on to their dough and cat it as Ihoy ran on to the battle field. 1 do not know but that soldiers will fight better when tlicy are hungry. Vidi. Clover as a Fertilizer.?The question as to the value of clover as a fertilizer, when and how it is most valuable, &c., has bad limited discussion in thoso columns, and is entitled to all tho consideration it is likely to receive. Clover is a bicunial plant, and to do tho land tho most good should bo allowed full possession of tho grouud until into the second year. Probably the best results will follow ploughing in the first crop of the second year when in full bloom, but the crop is so valuablo for feed when cut aud cured that most farmers will prefer to do that and piougn unucr tno second crop, which i> almost as good, and with tho additional growth of roots is, in some eases, just as good. The value of the roots of clover is sometimes overlooked and scarcely ever appreciated. Proof lloberts, of Cornell University, N. Y., had a portion of a clover erop analyzed, roots and all, after drying it Ouitt (nitj 1? pir , cent, of water aud the stalks 11J per cent., the tops of stalks on an aero of ground were found to weigh 3,295 pounds, while the roots of an acre weighed 4,893 pounds. Thus it%ill bo seen that it is important to have tho crop remain on the ground for the second year's growth sinco thev con tinuo to grow from tbo start, while the tops arc cut off or die down each year. Another object iu letting the crop remain so long without ploughiug up is, that as tho roots grow long they penetrate to a greater depth into a subsoil and carry into it elements of nature which release and utilize plaut food in that stratum which would otherwise lie dormant. Still another advantage is the smothering of the weeds. A good heavy growth of clover will do this pretty effectually. It will also rot out old stumps by keepiug them almost constantly wet. Clover can hardly be dispensed with on clay land, and the man who undertakes to farm without it makes a great mistake, and he will be fortunate if he discovers it early. A Live Snake in a Boy's Stomach. ?Lewiston, Me., May 13.?Tho almost incredible story recently printed about the death of u boy near Grand Fulls from hemorrhage caused by pulling from his mouth a live snake which had grown to his flesh proves to be literally true. The lad's name ---1 *- ? nuo 1'iuiivusuu, aim uib ago o years. He wad a bright little fellow, and lived with his parents on a farm about four miles from the town. Early last winter tho boy began to act strangely sick. He had a most voracious appetite, and it was impossible for him to get enough to ent. His friends got alarmed about him, and sent for physi. cians, who bogan dosing him for worms. As the winter woro on the boy grew worse and worse. One day ho felt something crawling up from his stomach into his throat* He almost choaked to death, for the crawling creature tried ineffectually to come out by the nasal passage. In a short time the snake (for such it was) forced his way up the boy's throat and stuck ite head out of his mouth. Tho lad's sister, who was near by, saw tho head of the serpent just before it drew it back into the boy's month. Very soou tho snake stuck his head out a second time, and his little sister made a grab at it and pulled from the boy's mouth a live snake fourteen inohes long. It had a piece ol flesh attached to its tail nearly as large as a hen's egg. The boy lived a short time only after the snake was taken from hitn. dying of violent hemorrhage. It is supposed that the boy had gone to sleep in some field, and that tho snake had crawlee down bis throat. The reptile has been preserved in alcohol. 'Hold on There !'?A young man and woman of Wapella, III., appeared before a justice to get married. The young uinn banded the justice what ho thought was the liceuse, and the ceremony was proceeded with. Arriving at homo, tho justioo discovered what he supposed to bo a liccmo was simply a pedigree of a bull. As faft as his legs could carry him, the justice ran to the homo of the newly-married couple. The yOung lady had already retired, aud the young man was in the act of disrobing. Tho juBtico broke in upon them, exclaiming : 'Hold on there! Put on ,'your clouthcs! You are not uiaaried ! You guve uie the wrong license I'NVhcn tho matter was explained, the youug man dressed himself again, and, cursiug his stupidity for presenting a registered bull certificate instead of a marriage liceuse, he bado his prospective brido good-night aud went sorrowfully away. Tho nexc day the proper license was found, the ceremony was performed again, and now happiness reigus supreme about the new family hearthstouc. A Criminal Lawyer.?Major Gassaway, a prominent San Antonio lawyer, seemed tired and worn out ou calamine to his residence. 'You look tired, dear. I suppose you havo had a hard day's work agaiu in Court,' said Mrs. Gassaway. Yes, l'u> very tired. Iv'e had a difficult case, but I've won it.' 'You had better drink a cup of tea, and theu co to bed early and get a good night's rest.' 'No rest for uio to-night. I'll have to sit up and watch the stable with a shot-guu to sec that the carriage horso is not stolen." Why, who is going to steal it You sec, I was defending one of the worst horse thieves iu Western Texas, this afternoon, and I cleared him. lie is foolloose now, and I am afraid he will couio around to-uight and steal my horses. Nobody's horses will bo safo until that doubledyed scouudrcl is out of town.'?Texas Siftinys. Tub Language of the Hand.?Diuiplo bones and wriukles mark the three stages of life's progress. With the wrinkled stages tho steadiness of youth often remains in resoluto character. When the Duke of Wellington was a very old man, he could still fill a glass of water to tho last possible drOI). and hold it un ateadilv brimful Tbn , . r j > - -? helpful heads keep their youthful activity, too, for into the withcriug age. And in nobly loving natures there is a sort of immortality of youth ; the warmth of alfcction has given more thuu a royal prerogative ; the hand is beautiful always to the eyes that know it familiarly. The latter years only stump it with the impress of a longer past of tenderness, faithfulness nud bounty. It is not the ''old" hand, but the "dear" hand, aud it never grows older, but only more dear. lie who doubts the truth of this, las: mystery has not yet found out that hands as well as hearts, have a peculiar place in our knowledge and love of ouc another. -r Got Mouk n IIe Wanted.?A wounn about forty years old, having a peculiar gliut iu her eye aad a lighting jaw, cauio into the couuting-rooui rf the Free I'rcsa the other day, aud brusquely said ; 'I waut to stop an advcrtiseineut.' 'Yes'm. Which one is it V 'It's on the sixth page, and reads that fifty good-looking girls aro wanted to canvas-s for orders for a fast-selling article.' 'Ycs'm. Got all the girls you wanted V 4Oh. it was my husband who put it in, aud he got uiore'u ho wanted, L guess. I went iuto his office yesterday afternoon, and found sixteen of theui there at once, and when I got through with the crowd thcro was just a barrel of hair-pins, nets, paper cuffs, and paper rags. If you ever want any testimony as to how advertising in the Free Press pays, just call ou inc for a certificate.'?Detroit Free 1 rets. A scotch dominie, after relating to his scholars tho story of Ananias and Sapphira, asked thorn 'why God did not strike every body dead who told a lie? After a long silence, ouc little fellow got to his feet and exclaiuu-d ; 'llecause, sir, there wadna bo onybody left' What luck did you havo fishing yesterday, Peouybucker ? asked an Austiu gentleman of a well-known impecunious character, who owes nearly everybody. 'Splendid! While I was out on the wharf twenty uien with bills called at my house to collect money.'" ' Mamma/' said Johunic, 'cant anybody hear with their mouth?' 'No child, I don't think they can. replied his mother. 'Then, mama, what made Mr. Jones tell his sister he wauled to tell her bomethiug, and put bis lips to her mouth instead of her car?,