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vor,. XVII.?New Sekies. UNION C. II., SOUTH CAROLINA, MAY, 21, 1886. ' NUMBER 20.
From the Dostou Record.
HOW JOEL PARKS MANAGED
HIS DAUGHTER.
liY I. K. C. UolMJINS.
One evening Mr. Joel l'arks, n wealthy uinnufacturcr
in the thriving New Fngland village
of llcdtield, and Dr. Mills, leading physician of
the same place, sat chatting in the doctor's
oflicc. A stranger noting the age and rather
prosaic appearance of the two men, would
hardly have guessed the topic of cm versa! ion.
They were discussing works of iictiou.
"I must have been going on fifty years old
when I read my first novel," Mr. ljarks was
siying. "You see a man that starts on life's
journey as 1 did, barefooted, so to speak, has
got to atteud to business and nothing else for n
gocd many years, if he expects to get anywhere
in particular at last, lie docs not get much time
for light reading, Doctor, lint in the last few
years I've read a good many, and 1 enjoy them,
especially when they seem true to life, and I
think I can gcucrnl'y tell when they are. 1
like Trollopo on that account. I never saw an
archbishop or duke, but 1 know as well as I
want to that ho just hits them oil' to a T. And
I like that ITowclls, if ho docs hold men such
as 1 be up to ridicule. And let mo tell you,
Doctor, there is instruction in novels. Those
writers have to study human nature. I've got
many a liiut about managing men from reading
those books."
"Yes," said the doctor, "I've read them all
my life, and I like them yet?love passages and
all. Funny, isn't it?" he continued, "how two
eld gray heads like you and me will follow the
love s'ory of a silly boy and girl who won't listen
to their natural guardians, aud sympathize
with them every time. We never have any
feeling for the sensible fathers and mothers of i
our own ago who arc plotted against." I
"Idou'tfcuow about that," was the roolv.
"1 do sometime* sympathize with the old folks, <
and think that if 1 had been it their places I
would lmve been ntorc successful in having iny ]
own way."' ,
"Well, .loci,"' said the other, with a laugh,
"1 guess that is oue point on which you never ]
get much instruction from story-tellers. Papa (
and mamma always have their ideas of their 1
daughter's future. The wrong young man 1
happens along, and she develops her ideas quite <
opposite from theirs. And she always comes
out ahead. If you want to carry your point <
With your otl'spring, you will have to learn how
outside ol' a story-book.'" ,
Jt M v, ?u '
?there, only its instruction" how .? UU it. 1 I ]
- don't suppose that 1 shall ever want to interfere j
with my daughter about a husband or lover; j
but if I should. 1 am sure that 1 could learn
something front the novelists."' ,
If there were no coincidences, there would be
n ? stories it was a coincidence that, later or
ilint san.o evening, Mrs. Joel Parks, an ani;?-" ?
lady whose mind was in her husband's kevptug, ,
said to him:
"Joel, have you ever noticed that bee Tilton
and Annie seem to be taking a notion for
each other?'"
Joel was engaged with his newspaper at the
time, and lie did not take his eyes frotn tho list
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ui iivn ij v?i \>iiiuii lit' linn
been reading. Hut it cost him an ellort, for his
wife's question was a shock indeed. Such an
idea had never occurred to him; and ns he sat
there, physically at case, ho found his thoughts
sadly crowding each other.
I.cc Tilton ! One of his own clerks! A
likely fellow enough, pleasant and honest, lint
he didn't like Leo Tilton. lie didn't know just
why, and lie had never thought of it before,
hut now ho was sure of so much. Leo was
nothing but a Kedlield boy.anyway; and unambitious?staying
in a little place like that, and
living with his mother and -aster. And then
his daughter Annie. What a future was possible
for that girl ! Ueautiful as any heroine of '
fiction. No! his daughter should never ho
given to Lee Tilton !
That was one decision, absolute and final. |
A subordinate question was also discussed and '
settled in the mental council of war. It would
perhaps be as well that Mrs. Parks should not
for the present know her hnshand s feelings in
ihe matter. So much having been arranged,
lie slowly raised s eyes from the paper, looked
at bis wife absci y, and said;
( >om?eh V '
'1 was askin f you bad noticed anything
in particular b ecu Leo Tilton and Annie,"
replied Mrs. ks. placidly.
mi, i iIIu?k hoi. i in wiiat nave you noticed
7"
"Why 1 don't know. Not nittcli of anything
perhaps. lint lie comes up here evenings, and
tltcy read together sonic. And?well, one
thing and another has led me to think that they
might p2 getting interested in eacli other.
Joel did not con tin tie the conversation, hut
-o(oi betook himself to the room, half otfico and
half library, whe? 2 lie was wont to retire when
'in had leisure for reading, or when lie had
ionic perplexing business problem to think out.
Hero he sat awhile in me Jib lion, lie had ace
pled in full his wife's revelation without
tiuuighl of investi 'aiing the grounds 011 which
it was ha??d.
Hi- camp had been surprised ! Ilow should j
he meet the foe? Presently he stepped to the j
shelves which lined the room, and hastily turned ;
over the pages of several novels ' i?t as a law- j
yer might in an eiiicigency consult books with I
IYiiit ii IIU ^ 2i11 wi y i??III11i?ii
Yes, here wort plenty eases. Hero was
the girl of high social position, the ilauglitor of
a duke, who become* enamored of the poor
young commoner, The father interferes. The
girl will in. i disobey her father, but neither will
she give up her lover. Taken abroad and no
ejrrespondci.ee allowed. \u use. Takes no
interest in anything. Karely seen to smile.
And her lather has to give it up at last.
"Of course he does," soliloquized Joel ; bo
should I. You don't want to break your
daughter's heart, and when a girl with a mind
of her own. like Annie, gets it fairly set upon
anything, you can't change it for her by force."
Here was another case. Young lady loved
by man of her own rank, and everything that
he ought to be. Her friends plead with her in
his behalf, sound his praises and argue with her
about her duty. She fears that she does not
love him quite enough. They try to persuade
her that she does, and then she is sure that she
dcesn t. Then appears another young man,
evidently an adventurer, and probably a Jew.
Somehow she becomes interested, and her
friends absolutely warn her against him. Then
her iutcrc^t increases, and she finally marries
him, with her father's reluctant consent.
And so ou.
"Yes,"' said Joel to himself ns lie closed
the book, " the doctor is right. The girl
in a story always has her own way, and the
more you oppose her the more she has it. IJut
dear me, they go to work exactly wrong. They
don't make any allowance for (ho perversity of
human nature. They fill the girl's ears with
praises of the right one till she s tired and sick
of him, and keep her thinking about the wrong
one by forbidding her to think of him at all.
The way to do it is to turn the thing end for
end."
And, in accordance with this reflection, Joel,
before lie slept, had outlined a plan for managing
his daughter.
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Ho began operations at breakfast the next
morning.
"Annie," he said in his blandest tone, and
with his most beaming smile, "your mother tells
ntc that you and Lee Tilton arc likely to make
a match of it.'"
Annie's face was a picture?a whole panorama,
in fact, in which astonishment, indignao?.i
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...... ...... ...... .vii.j duiiiuc were successively portrayed.
"Why, pa,'" exclaimed Mrs. Larks, "l never
said anything of (lie kind !"'
' I have 110 idea what you are talking about,
lather," eaid Annie, recovering her voice, but
not hev self-possession.
"Oh, you needn't bo bashful about it!" said
tier father with an odious chuckle. "1 have (
jyes as well as your mother, and if I hadn't
been pleased I should have spoken before thip.
f like your choice, Annie, if Lee is your (
sltoicc.'
la spite of herself the tears started t o Annie's ,
jyes. ,
"I think you aro too bad, papa. Mr. Tilton |
i y .?ilnnoi?.Jnt)pu f f I
hear, and 1 don't know what put such a tnought
into your head. You make me ashamed, and I
ntn sure I have no cause to be."
Of course not, dear," replied lier father.
"Lee is a ulee young man, whether you take
him or not. And so saying he rose from the
'able and took his departure.
"Shouldn't be surprised if I had nipped that
thing in the hud already," thought he, as lie
walked down the street.
When lie came home to dinner his wife said:
"Joel, I'm sorry you said what you did nt
breakfast. The poor girl was dreadfully put
out. She has been talking about it all day, and
telling me everything that they ever said when
they were together. 1 think she likes him, and
he her, but she docsu't know it yet; and you
are more likely to mar than to make, by talking
to her."
"Oh, nonsense!" said Joel, and then, mentally,
"I didn't begin a minute too soon. I'll
follow that up.
At dinner he began:
'Speaking ot' Lee Tilton?
don't, father, ' quickly interrupted Annie.
"IJut wait, my dear, let iuc speak. 1 in not
trying to influence you. of course Lee hasn't
spoken yet, nud wouldn't unless be thought I
was willing. l>ut if lie has the least hint?now
just wait till I in through ? if I let him know in
a round about way ttia I'm willing, he'll speak
soon enough. Why shouldn t lie be willing to
marry the prettiest and richest girl in the village?
And let mc tell you, Lee Tilton is a nice
young fellow. Nothing fiighty about him.
Once married lie will settle down as sober and
steady _ jitig as a man fifty years old. And I
could make a business man of liitu, for be would
do just as 1 told him."
"Father, promise mc that you will never say a
word to hi:n, or 1 will never willingly see him
again. 1 never want to sec him again, any
way, it serins to mc, said Annie, with face
atlanie, and tla-diing eye*. " I don't know what
makes you talk so: indeed I don't.*'
That s the way to do it?'' was Joel's inward
comment, many times repeated during the
rest of I lie clay.
l'.ut circuit sluices were not wholly in his
favor. A few days after this some of the young
people ha I a picnic in the beautiful grove which
crowns the highest of llcdficld a seven hill-.
Ami, ' just for fun. the journey was made in
hay-racks. I.ee Tillon, who hail secured a rare
holiday, drove one of the primitive coaches, in
which was a merry party of young men and
maidens, including Annio Parks. In descending
the hill on the return home, a break in the
harness ;rave I.ee an opportunity t > show his
bravery and coolness, which lie promptly accepted.
lie stood by bis post liko the typical engineer,
and lie bad the satisfaction of saving his
passengers from harm, atul of being crowned a
hero.
In describing tlie adventure to her mother,
Annie did ample justice to I.ee's de-erts, and
spoke of him as the prcserverof the whole party;
but she bail little to say before her father, .loci
thought this was hardly a good omen, but
! be courageously returned to the charge. For
I two or three days ho would talk of nothing but
I.co s heroic net : his wonderful presence of
?iin<t. his ?uhUnie courage, the deep and lusting
grati111 I > <1 n?> liim ? and the<? charges were
rung until even Mrs! Parks grew tired of the
theme, and Annie was led to declare that she
didn't believe there had been any danger at
all : she wished the- old cart had been allowed
to go to the bottom of the hill.
# * * ?* &*
Joel s plan would not have been complete had
it not included bringing 011 accept \blc suitor
into the field. A Koston business friend of hi?,
a Mr. Morton, had a son William, who had just
been admitted to the bar, and who, in Joel's
opinion, would be a suitable match for fcis
daughter. lie was handsome and bright, and
at least be would do to beat Lee Tilton with.
Knr At F- IWloo I?.I ?
... .... . ...no nun utcumi; in iic ii more nit crested
in his plan than in the mere question of
his daughter s future.
So on a visit to the city he had called upon
the Mortons and suggested that the young man
should begin h s legal civoer at Redfield, promising
to give him some business.
The proposition was finally accepted, and
William Morion became an object of interest in
lledfield.
In due course he made the acquaintance of
Miss Annie, aud she liked his society, ns indeed
every one did. llev father, who had concealed
his agency in establishing Morton in ltedficld,
spoke of him rather slightingly in tho family
circle, and compared him with Lee, much to the
lattcr's advantage. He was, delighted one day
to meet Annie returning from a little horseback
excursion with the lawyer, but lie put on a look
of concern, aud at the first opportunity he gave
her a word of caution.
" Young Morton is. no doubt well enough in
his way, my dear," he said, " though lie is too
careful of his appearance and too fond of pleasure
to suit me. Rut it is perhaps as well to be
a little guarded in forming a familiar acquaintance
with a stranger. Aud?I'm afraid, my
dear, that Leo would not quite approve."
Joel almost hugged himself ns lie noted the
effect produced, but lie thought that he held a
still better card to play.
The next day lie fouud an opportunity to say
lo Lee Tilton :
" Lee, arc you acquainted with Lawyer Morton
? '
" No, sir,' was Lee's answer ; " that is, but
slightly."
There is something that troubles me," continued
Parks. " 1 don't know much cf that
young man, hilt to say the least, lie isn't my
kind. Now, my Annie is young and inexperienced,
and 1 see that she is rather taken by his
dashing ways, telie has ridden with him some,
and he calls often?well, I know that she would
never care for him in a serious way, hut sJjU. ^
between you and me, Lee, I dot^ rno i0 sneak |
aan b* too careful about ' ? * r r'tyffV'MI
do me a favor". ""I?.-* . A 75 mj f l-ill, Mil
to her. I am too old and she wouldn't understand
me. lint you arc of her own age, and an
old friend. You can do it. Oust give her a
little fricudly hint, you know." ]
I.ec was as wise as most young men, but certain
kinds of wisdom come only with experience
; and although at first lie strenuously
objected, lie was at last over-persuaded, and
reluctantly promised to "say just one word. '
That evening he called upon Annie, meeting
William Morton just coming from the house as
lie entered the gate. As ho sat in the pleasant
sitting-room with Annie Parks. I.ee hated his
errand and his promise. There were other attractive
subjects of conversation, perhaps other
tliiugs that lie was more anxious to say to the
beautiful girl. Hut at length lie began bis task.
' Arc you much acquainted with Mr. Morton
?
" A little ; aro you ?"'
" Well, no. To tell the truth 1 think that
perhaps we ought to he a little careful about?
about getting acquainted ton much?too easily,
I mean, with those we don't?that we are not
much acquainted with," stammered Lee: "don't
you ?"
Annie's eyes looked a sha le darker than he
had ever seen them before.
" 1 admire your prudence more than 1 can
tell, ' she said: "after I have seem more of Mr.
Morton, perhaps 1 shall be able to advise you
whether you cau safely make his acquaintance
or not !"'
The young gentleman's visit was not prolonged,
and when a day or two after Mr. I'arks
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he answered :
' Yes : 1 made a fool of myself.
And the oKl man was obliged to abruptly turn
liis back upon hi< clerk.
Lee very soon took occasion to offer an humble
apology for his unfortunate speech, though of
course lie refrained from explaining how lie had
been led to make it, an I on the whole, .loci was
a little disappointed at the inadequate result of
this particular piece of strategy. To be sure,
Annie and Morton seemed t> meet on pleasant
terms, but so, for aught he could <ee. did Annie
atul Lec Tilton.
In these days Joel frequently consulted his
novels professionally, and he one evening happened
to rea l in " l'lio iloo/ier Schoolmaster'
tiio passage in which the trustee's unprepossessing
wife horrifies the young ma?ter by boasting
of her wealth and shrewdness, and broadly
hinting that Iter daughter was at iiis disposal.
ll occurred t<> Joel that lie had so far l?een
working upon only one of the principals in the
ease. Here was a hint that must he n-ud. So
he soon contrived an interview w ith l.eo Tiiton,
and began to talk. Ilo bragged of his success
in Lfe. of the sharp bargains lie had driven, of
the money lie had made, and would still make.
Noticing with delight the ill-concealed look of
cmhatrasstncnt and disgust on Lee's face, he
went on to speak of his daughter.
" Wonderful girl, sharp as a razor. A* like
me as two peas in a pod. .Some day she would
marry, ho supposed, lie didn't want iter to
marry a rich man. Il.ither site would marry a
likely poor young man. one that would feel
some gratitude tor the life lie was getting, lie
would see that such a husband made a success
of it. There would be no trouble about that.
' I tell you," said lie finally, with a leer,
'* whoever pets that girl with uiy consent, gets
me."
It came to pass that Joel found it necessary
to make a business trip of a month or so, and
he felt that he could not go without striking one
more blow, lie thought that he had undoubtedly
made Drocres*. but h* fWr.o tii?? it,..
was still danger.
Ouo evening Annie met him with a look of
scorn in her face and a hard ring in her voice
that told him what was coining.
" Head that !" she said, and she placed in
his hands a note dated nnd postmarked Boston.
' Miss Annie Parks:?1 feel it my duty,
though a stranger to you, to warn you that Mr.
Wm. Morton is a young man not to b? trusted.
Ho is noted in Boston as a heartless male coquette.
Sincerely yours,
A Wkll Wishkb."
' Well," said Joel, " anonymous letters don't
amount to anything, 1 shouldn't mind that."
But, papa, Lee Tilton wrote that,"' said
Annie, bursting into tears. It is written on
the paper that you use in your otlice. Can't
you see as you hold it up to the light a faint
impress of your business heading'! This is the
second page of a sheet, but the other sheet
surely had the heading. Oh dear ! how mean
a tiling it is
" He never wrote that in the world.said
Joel, " I'll ask him if lie did.''
"No, father, say nothing. It's of no use.
But father," she went on, stamping her foot in
her energy, " never speak to me of Lee Tilton
again."
Her father argued with her long enough, as
lie thought, to lix her determination, and next
day, with a light heart, he departed 011 his
journey.
"X* *X" *if vf # I
Mr. I'arks returned homo on the expected
day, soino weeks later, which was the fiftyfourth
anniversary of his birth. It was evening
when he wended his way home from the stntion,
and lie noticed that his house was brilliantly
lighted.
"Ah ! a birthday surprise, perhaps, thought
he.
At the door lie was met by his wife in rich
array who, nftcr the expected greetings, hurried
liim into his roont, where she gave liiin this note
Front Annie :
" Dkar 1'apa :?We have a few friends, and
1 have a birthday present for you. You mustn't
ease mother to tell. Will meet you in the
parlor. An sir.."
J noyf, pt, do dress quick and come
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withdrawing.
kj lu? panel t?? wwv"
iCCt party, including ^r- ^a'f? **>? 0**r- I
gymm. in iroui. o? \ ..? >-w?l Annie with Lee
l'ilton by her side.
A single glance made explanation almost unnecessary,
although Joel roare 1 out :
? What's the?what in the world does (his
mean ?"
" Hush,' whispered Mis. Parks : " it means
just what you have been wishing, lie's going
to begin now."
Poring the first pari of the ceremony which
followed, Mr. Parks seemed a tritic dazed, but
toward the last he did some rapid thinking.
When the binding words had been pronounced,
Annie turned to her father with a dazzling
smile.
" A birthday present, papa?a son-in-law,"
she said : is it an acceptable one ?"
Joel kissed bis daughter and shook hands
with his "present.
"Too much affected to speak," it was afterwards
reported.
Soon Annie found opportunity t> whisper to
her father.
"<>li, papa, you don't know how we haye
planned for the last two weeks to giro you this
surprise. I knew how sad you were when you
went away because I felt so about Lee, and
when everything cainc right, as it did, 1 wanted
so much to make it up to you. Oh, that letter
?of course you were right. Lee didn't write
Mr. Morton is to marry a Hostrm lady, nud
one day lie confide I the fact tome. And it
came out by accident that he and Lee had bcnn
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engagement at lite time thai loiter came. Ami
then I knew that I had done Lee an injustice:
and 1 can't tell just now how ii all came about
?but ain't wc happy, papa?"
l>r. .Mills was present, and he offered his congratulation
to the host.
' ltv the by. ' he said. * this would aliuost
do for a scene in one of our novels, you know.
Only there doesn't seem to he any chance for
rolcniingand forgiveness on the part of stern parent.
Tiio pleasant little affair is quite in accordance
with your wishes. I believe.
"Emphatically si," respondu 1 Joel, with
dignity.
IJot after the guests had gouc, Mr. Parks
spent an hour in the privacy of his own room,
in deep reflection. There was surely no one to
blame in this matter, lie admitted, hut himself,
an I Annie lul l a gaud husband, no doubt. On
the whole, he need have no regrets on that
score. Ihil lie mourned for the f?te of his
scheme, lie critically reviewed his work, and
lie thought he saw some points which were capable
of improvement.
\s he mused he mechanically took up his
newspaper, and his eye almost titiconscioJSly
fell upon llic advertisements. Yes, lie thought
thai he could do hett r if lie were to have the
opportunity njriiu. lie nlicost wished that lie
could make a sec ind trial.
Wife, ' said he to Mr , Parks, as that ind)
entered tiic room, what should you think oi
the idea of aiopting a leal thy?female?
child?"
Professor: "I) tny question tronlili
you sir ?" .Stu 1 :ot: - - N i, sir, not at all
Hut 1 am a little do tot how to 1'rauto tin
answer so as to ^ivo you the precise iu
forutatiou lor which you seem to ask."
, I CHASED BT A CYCLONE.
1 I CniCAOO, May 12.?Passengers on the
Chicago and Alton train, which arrived tonight,
had n remarkable experience with a
cyclone at Pontiac, 111. A storm cloud
was seen gathering in the west and moving
in a northeasterly direction. As the train
sped on the storm kept coming nearer
every minute, and the passengers began to
realize that they were beiug chased by tho
cyclone. Just as the traiu pulled into
Odell, 111., the storm struck tho town and
the air was full of debris.
In a uiouieut scvcu stores and a hotel
were inroofed and one largo briek building
was nearly destroyed. Under tho wrock of
tho structure two children woro buried.
Telegraph wires in that vicinity are reported
down. Specials from Stroator aad
Kockford, 111., and Peru, Ind., tell of a
terrible wind aud hail storm at thoso points.
About 5 30 P. M.. heavy roariug clouds
from the South and Kast met just over the
cily oflloekford and daylight was suddonly
converted into darkness A downpour of
immense hailstones followed, greatly damaging
the trees and breaking windows.
In tho couutry surrounding Strcator
raiu and hail raged for an hour and a half,
and the destruction visited upon the grain,
fruit and nil vegetation is very great. From
Peru, Iud , telegrams arc received to the
effect that houses were unroofed, trees uprooted
and wheat dowu down. A
largo amount of atock is reported killed by
lightning.
Tiie Stoiim at Joliet and Odell.?
Chicago, May 12.?The Inter'Ocean s Joliet,
III., special says : A most destructive
cyclone is reported from Odelk a village
forty miles south of Joliet on the Chicago
and Alton ltoad.
This afternoon about 4 o'clock the storm
burst. Delegates to the Sabbath-school
Convention returning 011 a train arriving
here at G p. in., state that as the train
ncarcd Odell they saw tho cyclone approach
iug. First they saw the loof of an oleva- i
tor rise and sail off in the air and tho build- 1
iog collapse.
Tiiiin.tIia luiiul
raised up and tumbled over like feathers,
?uJ *Sali?rod to pieces. Uoth fyrick^
and framo buildings; and all siies, ir*?
shanties to two-story buildings, wont. Tbe
train was stopped, but ns tho wind was
blowing parallel with the track it was not
upset, though briekH and sticks broke Jho
windows.
Considerable time was required to remove
the debri6 from the traok before the
train could proceed. After the cyclone
tho people busied themselves looking under
the ruined houses for (hose inissiug. The
train resumed its journey without giving
any delegates a chance to learn the causalities,
but they report that several men.
women and children are killed and injured.
Local telegraph agents have been trying
to raise Odell all the evening, but cannot
succeed, and the extent of the loss of life
and damage cannot be ascertained.
Later.?One of the severest storms ever
known here struck Joliet about 8..-J0 o'clock
this evening.
The deluge of rain, thunder and bail
inundated the earth. The thunder was
deafening and the electric display unparaleled.
A circus show was having a performance
here, and in the midst of the
performance the strom struck the tent and
turned the whole show upside down. A
general stampede ensued auiid sheets of
lightning, drenching rains and resistless
gales of wind. Three persons were seriously
injured by falling poles. A number
were butt slightly.
Cincinnati Cut oku from tub World.
? Now York, May 12.?Reports from
1'ittsburg ami other points indicate terrible
?i..v i i ..? /?:_
M?JI III* 111 till* VIUI?II iJ'fl IlllUll 111 Vy MICLII Illll .
All tho wires are down in that region, and
Cincinnati to-night is inaccessible from any
point. St. Louis is also cut off from communication
by loss of wires.
Abjuie slang sternly and upon principle!
If for no other reason, because it narI
rows your vocabulary. It is the favorite
refuge of tho slovenly and the indolent.
If your thought docs not deserve a neat
! dress, keep it in some back-closet of your
own brain.
A drummer who has just returned from
southern Florda says the beef in that section
is so ioti 'h as to make it almost im
possible to stick a fork into the gravy.
* *
! It is saiJ that there aro more lies told in
j the sentence; "I ant glad to sec you,'
' than any other six words in the lOnglish
f 1 language.
j When a countryman was usktd what was
i the waist of a dress, he reckonod it was
: tho part that dragged on the pavement.
.? ?
i The utan who wilt tell a lie to get a htin
- drcd cents, will toll a hundred to get a
cent, bofore he finishes his career.
Out Sunday ColumnThere
is just as nmcli saving power in the
Church as there is of the presence of the Holy
Spirit. What, then, ought to bo first iu its desire
and prayer??Fitzgerald.
When wo look at the quality of the men and
women whom God has called and carried to our
foreign mission fields, we aro forced to believe
He means to do great things by them. I.et the
Churches uphold them by a mighty faith in
God.?.Yathville Advocate.
In the tight against whiskey all the giin is
clear gain; it is an aggressive tight. Persistence
means certain victory.?Fx change.
Everybody is making mistakes; everybody is
finding out afterward that ho has made a mistake;
but there can be no greater mistake than
tho stopping to worry over a mistake already
ruauc. ? Kxchanyc.
A chiM born in an icc-ltouso may live, hut i(
will never get over (ho birth chill. I want e inverts
to cotnc iuto the work like a cannon hall,
so they will cut everything before them.?Sun
Jonts.
If some money is wanted to buy a carpet or
an organ, or pay a floating Church debt, it i<
very much better, and saves much worry and
care, to put your hand in your pocket an 1 pay
it. That done, tho Church sociable is the genuine
article.?Exchange,
A clerk who takes a back seat in oilico or
store, i\s many young people do in church, would
be relieved from duty promptly. U is not a
good trait iu church attendants to slouch int? a
back scat.
The old days never cotnc again, because they
would be getting in tlie way of tho new, better
days, whose turn i! is. ? (icorgc Mc Domthf.
None have more pride than those who dream
that they have nouc. You may labor against
vainglory till you conceive you arc humble,
and the fond conceit of humility will prove to
be pride in full bloom.?Sjmrgcon.
"The just shall live by faith." The great secret
of religion, as the source of light and comfort,
consists in its carrying us to (Sod lor that
which, without, we should refer to man. It is
? t *l. .i !? 1 ? - * 1
iiiiis nun ii oriiigs 10 our an m nines ol tlfo<I
the truth ami faithfulness of the Word and
Spirit, instead of the vague and futile reasonings
of vain philosophy.?Capers, lH'tt).
Jesus comes to us because it is His nature.
Flic atonement is the recognition of the relation;
we are God's offspring; Jesus docs not
disdain to call us brethren. There is u reason
in this relationship that explains the incarnatioUj
the atonement, and the abiding presence
Texas has prohibition?think of that! Pending
A late riot ?h? Mayor closed all saloyus.
Tho Authority that can prohibit for oao day can
prohibit forever. If saloons aggravate riot
when once begun, the}' have their agency in fomenting
and inaugurating riots. Why not close
them now forever??.Vort/iieratirn A<iru<atr.
On April lltli llhodo Island, by a three-fifths
vote,adopted a constitutional prohibitory ajnendmcnt.
- - - ? Tun.
Youit Moritr.it.?I wonder huvv
many girls tell their mollicrs everything.
Not tlt03o 'young ladies' who, going to and
from school, smile, bow, and exchange
notes and enrtr. itc vim'Im with young men.
who make I'un oi you and your pictures,
speaking in a way that would make your
cheeks burn with shame if you board it.
All this, most incredulous and romantic
young ladies, they will do, although they
look at your fresh young faces admiringly,
and send or give you chaiming verses or
bouquets. No matter 'What other girls
may do,'don't you do it. School-girl Mutation
may end disastrously, as many a
foolish and wretched y mug girl can tell
you. Your yearning for some one to lovo
is a great need of a woman's heart. JJut
there is time for every thing. Do not let
the bloom and freshness of your heart be
brushed oil' in silly llirlation. And above
all. tell your mother everything. 'Fun' in
your' dictionary wouli ho indiscretion iu
hers. It would do no harm to look and
see. Never be. ashamed to tell her, who
should be your best friend an 1 confident,
all you think and feel. It is very strange
that so many young giils will tell every
person before 'mother' that which is most
important sho should know. It is very sad
that indifferent persons should know marc
about her lair young daughter than herself.
I lave no secret that you would not
be willing to trust to your mother. Sho is
your best friend and is ever devoted to your
honor and interest. Toll her all. ? Fanny
Fern.
Cotton
Skki> in 8r.vni.ks.?Will cotton
seed put in the stable, say every ten days,
twelve or fifteen bushels, and taken out
again in ten days and mixed with aeid
phosphate and kainit and allowed to stand
two or three days before using, make a
good manure for cotton i I have tried it
for two years and am well pleased with results.
Your own experience is the best answer
to this question. It is presumed that (be
seed, when taken out of the stalls, are
; mixed with duugaod urine, and vour corn
post therefore contains all 'he usuil ingredients
of such mixtures. The diflcrcnco
is its being applied as soon us mixed instead
of its being allowed to ferment and heat.
This fermenting is regarded as improving
the quality, but still it would bo a good
manure without fermenting.? GuUivutor.