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THE WEEKLY ill OHIOH TIMES. Devoted to ?\griniltnre, horticulture, Domestic Economy, flolilc literature, politics, and the Current gjtcivs of the gay. VOL. XVII.?New Series. UNION C. II., SOUTH CAROLINA, MARCH 10, 1SSO. NUMBER 11. A WOK I) TO FOOLS AM) TO FAKMFKS. Si-ait. Hock. Coi-i.muia Co.. Feb. 22. ? Editors Chronivtr: The lime is ue?r at hand for plnuting the crop of 1SSG. Will Inst year's experience make ntiy changes for the better ? Experience is n dear school, but fools will learn in no other. Now, I would ask, in the name of reason anil common sense, have we- not been luols long enough ? No fanning community in auy age or any country ever got along ami did well who depended upon one product. Virginia tried it with tobacco aod failed. South America tried it with indigo and failed. The cotton b;lt tried it with cottou and failed, and the all .cotton plan of fanning, if continued much longer, will cat up the plantation, dirt and all. A good deal, of late, is said and written about tho inefficiency of labor on the farm ; still the farmers stick to cotton, which requires more labor than anything we grow. Cotton will not do to eat. Labor follows meat aud bread, and when tho farmer makes cotton to exchange for all tho necessaries of tho farm, which must bo hauled a thousand miles or more at his expense, and often sold on time at one hundred per cent, over first cost, is it strange that the cotton C 1 . _ _ 1 1 C __ _ II .1 crop 1:1113 or is exnausicu Dciorc an mo bills arc paid ? Wo have a farmer in the Republic of Columbia as plucky and energetic as can be found anywhere, who has stuck to cottcn through evil aod good report for seventeen years?he was strictly an all.cotton mau. Last year he made fiftceu bales to the plow, but failed to pay out by two or three thousand dollars, and now offers his farm for sale. It is to be hoped that some one will purchase who has better farming cn*o to begiu with. Another neighbor tried cotton for two years and declared that he got nothing but the seed. Me did most of the work and pulled through, until three or four years ago he changed the schedule and began making his own supplies. He is now able to declare small dividends every year. All that saved him duiing the cotton mania was, he run on cash, and. as ho described it, 'cut close and squinched his thirst.' Another farmer in an adjoining county mortgaged his farm to a merchant to get supplies, at SO per acre. He was also a cotton man. In two years lie ate up tho farm, besides all the cotton he could make, and was badly in debt besides. I spcik of these things to show how foolish it is for the farmer to continue the all-cotton plan of farming?which mr.kcs the credit system a necessity and then loaves him at tho mercy of the merchant, forgetting that there 'is policy in war, hut no friendship in trading.' No legitimate business known to civilized man can live to pay the credit prices lor meat and bread and almost everything used upon a farm. Hotter rub out aud begin new, and, in ease of death, will what we have to the merchant, and recommend our families to mercy. In fact, no man is exactly free who either begs or buys his bread, and when bought at credit prices, he is a slave indeed. It is not surprising that our Southern farmers are slow to ! catch on to the changed condition of labor. | The change was wry great, but still the lie- ' gro as a wage working people is tho best I labor we can get. What race of white | people would work for thirty or forty cents j a day. a peck of meal and three pounds of J meat a week, and retire to his cabin at night happy and contented, the year round. If the farmers of (ieorgia would leave the old rut this spring and plant plenty of everything which can be raised on the farm consumed by man or beast, and then plant enough cotton to keep all hands etn? ployed when not engaged with the provision crop ; and then resolve that, all, both white and black, who are able to work, must go at it and .-tick to it until the crop ! is ma le and gathered, it would almost raise (ieorgia farmers from a dead level to a living perpendicular. 1 believe the old adage is : 'A wise man sometimes changes bis opinion, a fool never.' It would appear that, alter twenty yoirs* sad experience in cotton, we might learn to he wise. It is nI.. I ...... l.? t C? Ml Kid L'll I I Y IIC'IIU VI'U lll'iv tvuuil in IIMvy Hi;- j low tlie cost of production, even for those | who can run the farm for cash, soil, labor, j tVc., considered ; I mean now the all-cotton i men ; and lor those who arc trying it on j time?laicwcll vain world. 1 did want to say a lew things on the ' subject of intensive farming, ami although tny letter is long, will risk one or two thoughts, and, to begin, let mo say that farmers are not agreed upon this subject ; for instance, one of my : eighbors prepared land and and sot out his potato slips; he manured highly and got in the grass generally and when he went to work out the patch the grass had such a firm hold lie found it impossible, lie (juicily prepared another patch, pulled up the slips and transferred them to patch No. -. This he called intensive f irming. It is said that economy :? the mother of money, may it not he said that l abor is the foundation stone ' As labor is now, this is a rolling stone; the bed rock is not steady uor reliable. hence the farmer can hardly risk setting al! his eggs in one nest, but had better climb the ladder a round at a time ?begin the intensive system on a small, SC\ll<V .Ulil tllftf fur mnr.? nr>/\n , , . jv.v. j his own muscles. wrestle on. toil on, aud i may bo after a 1>u??r, dark night, day may break in lull view of the promised land. fit A V Kl.LF.lt. Tim Last Wumis ok a Drunkard? The following extracts were taken from ouo of the lectures of J. J. Talbot, who recently died from the effects of a drunken debauch at Klkhart. Indicia: 'Hut now the struggle is over. I can survey the field and measure the losses. I had lost position high and holy. The demon tore from around me the robes of my sacred office and sent me out churchlcss and (Jodlcss, a very hissing and byword among men. Afterward I had a busiucss large and lucrative, and my voice was heard in*large courts, pleading for justice, uicrcy and right. Hut the du-t gathered on my Looks, and no footfalls crossed the threshold of the drunkard's office. 1 had money ample for all necessities, but it took wings, and went to feed the coffers ol the devil which possessed me. I lnol a home, adorns cd with all that wealth couid buy. The devil crossed the threshold and the light faded from its chambers ; the lire went out on the holiest altars, and leading uie from the portals, despair walked forth with me, and anguish ligncred within. I had children?beautiful to me, at least, as a dream of the morning?aud they had so entwined themselves around their father's heart that no matter where it might wander, ever it came back to theui on the wings of a father's undying love. The destroyer took their hand in his aud led them away. 1 had :i who wnosc cnarins ol mind and person wore such that to see her was to rcuicmbcr her, atul to know her was to love Iter Thirteen years we walked the ragged path of life together, rejoicing iu its sunshine and sorrowing in its shade. The infernal monster would not even spare me this. 'I had a mother who for long years had not left her chair, a victim of suffering and disease, her choicest delight was in refleeing that the lessons taught at her knees had taken root in the heart ol her youngest born, and that he was useful to his fellows, and an honor to her who bore him. Hut the thunder bolt reached even there, and did its cruel work. Other days may cure all but this. Ab. tnc ! never a reproach from these lips : only a shadow of unspoken grief gathering on her dear old face; only a tender hand laid more lovingly upon my 11 1 i 1 . i neau ; only a closer cimging to mo cross, only a piteous appeal to heaven if her cup was uot at last full. Ami while her boy rageil in his will delirium two thousand miles away, the pitying angels pushed the golden gates ajar, and the mother of the drunkard entered into rest. And thus 1 stand, a clergyman without a church, a barrister without a brief or business, a father without a child, a husband without a wife, a son without a parent, a man without hope?all swallowed up in the inutltroui of drink.' A Hat at tiik Oi'KUA. ? Richmond, \ a, March !>?Raring the performance of 'Mam'/ello' by Alaieo to-night quite a sonsat ion was created by the debut of a large rat in the theatre. It was between the second and last acts and just following the unusual incidents in front of the stage in the second act. The orchestra had just begun the overture when the kettle drum man was observed to jump from his seat and strike violently with his drumsticks. 'im. . i.i i _ i l.: .i. l ik: uww w.^amuu ;a ;i nu^c rut wiiicii had obtained tree admission IVom the cellars of tlu* th 'aire and, attracted by the musie, landed himself in the drummer's lap, llciug dislodged tberefroui be then made the eireuit of the space along the front of the stage allotted to the band. All of the musicians leaped from their chairs, stamping and striking at the rat, which then sprang over the balcony in to the par.piet, which was filled with ladies. Almost a panic ensued, i I is ra tship coursed through the bouse causing the entire audience to j spring to their feet, while cries ol 'rat! rat! rat ! rang through the theatre. To the credit of the ladies, be it. said, they maintained j their presence of mind and did uot scream. but many young men jumped upon their j seats in great fear and trepidation. The whole theatre was in an uproar, un I til iiii:iMy a gallant ex-ollicer stamped trie intruder out of exigence and older was . restored. The incident was the talk of the \ evening. i Duck Hunting in Guoroia.?There is in Sumter County, (la., a certatn poml or swauip of 100 acres or more. The water is very shallow, and grass grows luxuriantly in it. Hero horses and cattle love to feed auu ducks to congregate in great numbers. They do not fear the horses and cattle, but are very shy when a man is arouud. Jim Murray thought that by hitching his horse to a flit bottom boat he could drive all over the swamp ami kill no end of ducks. The plan worked well at first. The horse dicw the boat easily, but when at the right time Jim said 'Whoa/ and jumped up to fire at the ducks, there was a hitch in the programme. The horse stopped, but the boat didn't. It quietly floated ou aud banged against the horse's hind legs. The horse jumped, and at that Jim took a header backward into the water, is gun going twenty feet beyond him. .lust where the guu went is not certain. It has not been seen siuce. The horse and the boat kept right on. When the horse wanted to stop, the boat hit his logs and urged him forward. When the boat wantod to stop the horse didn't know it. Finally boat and horse got thoroughly tangled up, and the latter went down. Thcu Jim's brother Torn, who had been watch- i ing the show from the solid land, waded in aud cut the horse loose, and at the same i time Jiui waded out. The boat was not i hurt iu the least. i A Dor. That ('onsui.ted tiie Clock. , \ .. 11 r. iv . . a 1 i \ ? .vii uiu jarmer irom .vuiooy, v/swego ( county, took great interest in the trained j dogs which appear in the Grand Opera- | house this week, as they were taken into the Candco House after the show last night. ( 'I used to have a dogs,' said the farmer, 'which was the most knowing and intellectual dog you ever sec. He could tell about what time it was by the clock just as well as I could. lie would run into j the house in the afternoon without; aying a word to anybody, and look up to the | clock and if it wasn't quarter past five he'd go off about his business. Then he'd come ( back again and the second it was quarter past five he'd bark and start for th j cows. , 'One day my woman thought she'd see if the dog could be fooled, and at 1 o'clock in the afternoon she turned the clock to The dog came in, looked indillerently up at the clock, stopped shook his head, and then ran out to look at the sun. He cinie back again, squatted down and eyed that clock as if he was waiting for a rat. When the minute baud got around to quarter past he started oil'as usual and before we could stop him he had all them cowa up in the barn-yard. I drove them back, and a more mortified person you never see than th at dog. lie ran into the house, but the woman had turned the hands back to the true time. The dog jumped up at the clock aud acted as if he wanted to tear it to pieces. He always seemed to distrust the dumb thing after that.? Syracuse Simulant. ? ? Cheap monkv Needed.'-Quite a number of the business uicn of Augusta have expressed themselves on the financial situation in that city wi'li reference to the conditions which prevent a sufficient supply of money at low rates of interest. President H ickman, of the (iruuitcvillc Manufacturing (Company, says : There is plenty of cheap money in thn country. In New York it can be had at I to H per cent, on call, and at to -I per cent, ou time, with good collaterals. The reason that money is not cheap and plentiful here is because we hare nothing to give in exchange for it. We have cotton, but the money wo get for our cottov lias to bo spent for meat, corn, flour and hay, and a hundred other things that we ought to raise ourselves. No laws can be enacted that will make money cheap in the South so long as cotton is raised to the exclusion of everything else, lie who raises nothing but cotton can buy it cheaper than lie can raise it. Then why raise cotton '! Why not do notiiintr and buy it? The present banking system is hard on the South. National hanks are taxed ton heavily. In our country where there is so little money to deposit national banks cannot make money with the nresent hoavv ? ^ I J tax on them. Capital ought not l>c taxed at all: to secure cheap money it should be free.' . A lilo.N Sicki.kd itv ,\ !><><;.?Three months since two lion cubs were boru in my incnageri". Three weeks afterward, for some reason, the mother forsook them? j probably her milk failed. We found one 1 dead and the other nearly so. My head keeper removed it. and put it with a female dog to suckle, and has succeeded in rearing it to its present age. The stranue fact is that it refuses its natural food?raw flesh ? but partakes freely of any cooked food, es? pecially vegetables of all kinds, and actually takes tea with relish. It has become quite attached to the keeper's wife, and follows her like a dog.? f.icrr/>ool /'ost. Mind in I-'akmini;.?Tlu? idea generally prevailed in the past, and possibly more by farmers lhan others, that for the business ! of fanning but little intellectual training! was necessary. A willingness to work on iu the old routine that has been transmitted j from the practices of the past, was all that ] could be safely relied on for success. This narrow view, born and kept alive by ignorance only, is a mistaken fallacy ol the past, fast dying out, rather than the sentiment of intelligent, present thought. The agriculture of to-day is not based on manual labor alone. The education of the mental faculty", as well as the training of the hand' to work skillfully, is recognized as an eisential in fitting for the life work of the farm. Upon those, intelligence and labor combined, rest the hope of progress in agriculture. And yet it may be <juestioned if farmers fully appreciate the value to their children of a homo training and education in the work and in the business of the farm. Ivieh ye r there go out from the farms young men and women to assume the work of managing farms for themselves. Are these young men and women as well educated and trained in the work and busiuoss affairs of the farm as they, the sons and daughters of farmers, ought, with their opportunities, to 1)2 '! Wo fear there is yet too much of indifference in parents in teaching their children the busi?? ness of farming, not only as a trade, but as a profession. It ought to be kept conihtntll' in viiui? tlm frniiuiur ? ml n.loivi. J v.. ,,,,u vuuv"* tion uecded by the farmer can largely be learned at houie, and that the practical knowledge thus gained will be of inestimable value?so much capital with which to begin the business of fanning. ? ? Tim; Man who Wuitks CoNtittKssmkn's Speechks.?Col. Carter, tIn* charac-ter wiio writes speeches for Congressmen, is having a good time this season. The silver question has bjcn a perfect mine for hiui. There arc seventy men who are now ilown on the Speaker's list for speeches on this question, and it is said that not a few of them came from Mr. Carter's pen. Mr. Carter, who is quite deaf, also does a groat deaf ?TT wbrk' for attorneys. He has probably written more speeches than any man in this country. His writing is by no means confined to any particular set of subjects. He writes upon all the topics coming before Congress. The other day in conversation Mr. Carter said : 'I write speeches upon all sorts of subjects, but my hobby is sermons. I love to write sermons. Yes, 1 have quite an extensive patronage in this line from clergymen all over the country. A clergyman gets tired, and yet he knows his congregation will expect a brilliant sermon from 11iin next Sunday. Ho sends to tne and I write it lor him. Very often 1 can givj him some novel ideas on the subject. I certainly do enjoy writing a sermon. I do not care much about the Unitarian and Uuivorsalist variety, but I fairly revel in the old time Methodist kind.' Carter is one of the characters at the Capitol. There are others who write speeches occasionally, but he is the only man who makes his living exclusively from this peculiar and novel kind of work. ? X. J". 'frh jrnm. r.\r.Mi.RS WAitsr.o.?Spartanburg, March ? The call for a farmers convention is not a surprise, as Cnpt. Tillman s suggestion met with such general approval. The signers from this county are all farmers, with no other business, except one, who, in addition to his farm tli.-'i/ j'l .iviiv/V J iiivin ill*;. I Mtj Itiv 1 nil I true men, and our county nil lcertainly expect no harm from a convention of such delegates. With the farmers of the State united for political purposes, ami the Free Traders combined for the same purpose, and the State House limp." if there be any such concern, there will be little chance for the rest of the people. They can do nothing but "lie low and say nothing. The mass of our people, however, arcnot aroused to anything like an excited intorest as to any of these movements. Professional men without business or means, soreheads that have healed up since the last election, and those who aspire to place and power are anxious to ?ce any political upheaval, thinking that they will come to the surface and float like trash on a troubled stream. Against such as these our farmers should protect thetr.solves in their convention. Such will attempt to run the convention. their idea being that the farmers need bold leaders. Our county lias great confidence In the genuine farmers of our State, hut none at all in brietless lawyers, bob-tailed politicians, vu run it vintuorviwr.^ siii'i iiiu iiftv*. ' m mivii beware. Tbey arc lobe found in every county. ? Cor. Xrii-i on,I Courirr. A Misi.uaih.k Fati:.?<>n Monday morning Mr. .1 Burton Smiili brought his grown son to Spartanburg to have hint committed to the lunatic asylum. In September last nn earwig entered bis ear he s tide red excruciating tort tire. His head became so swollen that it burst at the temple. Twelve days ago pressure upon his neck forced the putrid little viper from his ear. But his sufferings have been so intense that his intellect is gone his mind is a blank. ?Spartan. I'kn ami Ink roit Cmi.nnKX.?One main r.vKnn why p ?or writing is so genera), is that children do not take pen ami ink early enough. Children who write nicely upon slates gotterlly write miserably when they liist take pen and ink. They hold the pen in a cramped position, pinching hard as though fearful it would be jerked away. They take too much ink and the result is unseemly blots. They bear on so that the point of the pen frequently pune tures the piper an I the ink ilics about in a shower of small drops. It is a herculean task to got children. when they first take pen and ink in the fourth grades, to habitually hold the pen loosely, assume and keep the proper pisitiou, and take a little ink at a time. The secret of tho difficulty is this. Children write during the first two years with a slate pencil, and during the third year with slate and lead pencil. They form the habit of bearing on because it is necessary in order to make a mnik with a pencil. They are able to write with a pencil in one of many dliferent positions, and they usually take and become accustomed to some position unsnited to pen writing. The consequence i i, that when they take a pen they arc confirmed in the habit of taking that wrong po~iti? 11 ; they are accustomed to pinhcing hard and bearing on, the very things they must not do if they would learu to write well with a pen. The remedy, it seems to me, is to learn to write Willi a pen tin* urst tluog. 1 hrv would have no bad habits to unlearn, and could easily be taught to hold a pen prop* erlj. At this more tractable age they would mere readily follow the directions given, and form the habits essential to a good hand.? //. /v. II * O ? TlIK 11 KATIIKX t'lllSKK DoOMKl).? Ml l'aso, Texas, March IIn the last few days a large number of Chiucso from Oali* foruia have passed through Ml l'aso on their way to New Orleans and some Texas cities. Many of them are also locating iu the tentorial towns of Now Mexico and Arizona. San Fruueisco is represented as swarming with Mongolians who have been dii.fu out ol'Orngou and Washington Territories, and the pressure, it is elaimcd, is being relieved by tbo 'six companies,' which arc shipping them Ivist where the antag* ouisin against the Chinese is not as strong as on the 1'acilic slope. His influx, however, into the territories of Arizona and New Mexico, has aroused the latest antagonism there and anlFChi* ncso leagues have already been organized at Soearra and other towns in New Mexico, and at Tucson and Tnmbatuuo, Arizoua. which places are sulfering from a heavy increase in their ('iiinesn tiormhiliim nml which may load to their violent eviction, as was recently the case in Washington Terri* tory. A Dkn or Woi.vks.? Lawrence, Kan., March lU.?A farmer in the southern part of this county discovered a cave on his farm inhabited l<y about three hundred prairie wolves. A large party yesterday scut one or two dogs into the cave a: d they were promptly torn to pieces. The men then tlug a hob in the cave hack of tho wolves. Two men entered and advanced on tho rear of the mass of animals. After an ali day's siege the hunters decided to drive out their prey and kill as many as possible. All drew hack from the front and kept (piict and two men again entered In the rear. A stampede followed and in a short time the cave was empty. The shooters did go > 1 work and about a hundred dead wolves strewed the ground. The i others escaped. It is supposed the animals wintered in the cave. ? ! \* .. - * # ! l , r .1 .lever >U^|K:UI a 11 KJIJII ui uiJiiig ytiu ;i wrong until the truth is as plain and as clear as the sun at no m ou a cloudless day, and then, yes, even then, do not accuse or censure until you have heard from his own lips his version and explanation of the supposed wrong. If you ever were a friend to hint lie is certainly entitled to that much I J i forbearance and consideration. If this rule were practiced, many a misunderstanding would he averted and miiiy a heartache spared. - I >i \tii or Tin. I!iv. Mit. hi'i'.vs.? The 1 cv. Thorna- Lucas, of the ITpiscopal church, died on Tuesday at tlie residence of Henry Kwbank, fifteen miles uLosc the city, near Traveller's llest. Mr. Lucas was about TO years old and had been rector of the church at J?uinler. About a year ago lie retired from the pulpit | and came here to -peri l the remainder of his : day- villi Mrs. Ihvbank, who was bis sister. 1 II" has been conducting services in the Kpisco I pal chapel in the neighborhood. His body w:n j brought l<> tin city on Tuesday night and wn? sent to llic low country 011 the & 0. It. It Thursday morning. ? f!r"nrtllr Lanr'ten ll.vctt* advises all young men tc get married, but not to marry a girl thinking she's domestic because she has flout on her face. HOUSEHOLD RECIPES. 1*> ckkthook Koi.i.s.?Take at ll >on one pint of morning's milk, a pieeo of butter half as largo as an egg, one tablespoonfni of sugar ami a little salt ; boil all together ami when cool add one-half cup of yeast (or one-half of a yeast cake dissolved in one-half eup of water) and two quarts of flour ; knead as you would bread and set in a warm place to rise. It will bo light by six o'clock in the evening ; then knead it again. At nine o'clock knead it down again, using as little flour as possible. In the morning rollout without kneading about hall an inch thick, cut out, spread very thin with butler, fold over, put in a buttered pan and after lotting litem rise a few minutes, bake. Soft Mi ffins.?Ono ijuait of milk, three eggs, one teaspoonful of salt, a piece of butter the size of an egg, four toaspooufuis of yeast, and sifted llour to make a stiff batter. Warm the milk and butter (on get her and add the salt ; boat the eggs very light and stir thorn into the milk and butter; then stir in the yeast and last the flour. Cover the mixture and set it to rise for three hours or until light, in a warm place. Hake in muffin rings or heated item irons until a light brown. May bo mixed at night and used for breakfast. Ron. I'i'I>111,\<i.?Rub a piece of butter the size of an egg into ono <piart of liour in which has been sil'tei two toasponufuls of cream-tartar and one toas-poonful of soda. .Mix w tit sufficient sweet (milk to make a dough that can bo rolled out. After rolling it out into a sheet, spread with any kind of fruit, fresh, canned or preserved, and then rn!l up, being careful In fold tl o ends so that the fruit will nut run nut. Stenin one hour a :d eat with a sauce. Cook IKS?One cup of powdered sugar, one-half cup of sour milk, one-half teaspoon* ful of soda sifted three limes through two oups of Hour ; one-half of a small nutmeg and a handful of raisins. Hub the butter and sugar to a cream, then add the egg, milk and spic-i and last the Hour. Hull thin, cut into round cakes and bake in a <ju.ek oven pressmjyuio raisin into tltc centre of each cooVy!^^ S a rs.\< iKs.?If fried, it must belong and gently, but they are much better if baked in the oven with a little water. This steams and thoroughly cooks them ; they should he baked until nicely browned and they will n >t be as dry as when fried. Serve with potatoes, eider apple sauce, plain stewed apples without sugar or sour pickles. Kvory housekeeper should have not only a recipe book but also a receipt book. Have a bottle of mucilage and a book, and paste iu tlie latter every receipt given4by 'The butcher, the baker, The candlestick maker. This will be found a safe and convenient way of preventing trouble and no bill will be paid twice. - \V.......... i i.-l... fy.,.. . <!.. ..... ?Nashville, Tenn., March ?A remark able wedding occurred at Chestnut Mound, Tcun., yesterday. The brido is of a good family and the bridegroom betrayed her two years age. lie refused to redeem his promise, and to escape the vcngoancc of her male relatives lie lied. During his absence a child was horn and died. Tho father subsequently repented and obtained forgiveness by a solemn promise to atone by at mice making tier his wife. Tho ccp? emony took place yesterday morning. They repaired to the grave of their child, with friends and the minister, and kneeling one at each side of the tomb with hands clasped above it they spoke the vows which united them, the service being read by the minister, who stood at the foot of the grave. 'Al \ ' it time you paid me that live dolars yo i owe mo, asked a farmer of his , neighbor. 'Tain't due,' was the reply. , ,Hut you promised to pay me when you , got back from New Vork.' I \Vf4.H I lining lin/iii Hiorn ' lin roi\lin<l Mns. (Jatnit. (To her worsor half, who has been pacing the floor with Miss. Catnip hotat onej?'That child is such a trial, isn't she,(Jcorge dear V (jcorge.?lI should simper ! And when she outgrows paregoric you cau bet I'll never move for a new trial. ? - -Yorxo mother, (displaying the baby.) ?'Now isn't she a ilrur little thing, Mr. I'odsuap V , Mr. I'odsuap, (father of a largo family.) j ?'Yes, they're wry expensive. I've got * six of'em.' 'J>ocs your family play ball ?' was asked of a little shaver. 'Mo and mother does,' lie replied. 'I bawl aud she makes the base hits.