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JULY 13, 18Sl I^UMBEll"28.
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Fareiocll scene?a battle flag from a wed'
?>>'*. ~ ding gown
The c'ty of Columbia, S. C., during the
war, witnessed an episode that has not yet
found its way among tho records of that
ovcntful period. It was the occasion of the
resignation by Gen. Wudo Hampton of tho
command of his famous "Hampton Legion/'
and his farewell to (ho old soldiers whom
he hud organized and equipped, prior to his
promotion to the cavalry service with
which his name in after years was so significantly
identified. Tl e city never looked
u.ore beautiful than on that bright spring
morning. Nature bad celebrated her glorious
rcsuriectioti. Air, earth and sky
ecemcd in harmony with the occasion. The
gardens were iu lull bloom ; the soft south
winds came laden with the perfume of myriad*
of flowers, aud the winged choristers
of the woods were holding high carnival.
There wrsono objective* point that day to
which everybody, young and old, white
and black, hurried, as if animacud by a
common thought, to a great grove on the
outskirts of the capital. By thousands the
people flocked thither from the adjacent
. ?' towns aud villages, and long before noon
a douse multitude had assembled arouud
T the yf form on which were to take place
iho I ial exercises of the day.
T Ids Hampton's appeakancb.
T i'Lcniou" had meanwhilo formed in
line camp aud, preceded by their baud,
wcri . (arching through the streets of the
city to the place where they were soon to
part with their old couitnaudor. As they
appeared upon the scene aud their battleflag
came iu view the enthusiasm of the '
immense throng was souicthiug to bo loug
remembered. Cheer after cheer greeted the
war>worn veterans aud did not cease uutil
with steady tramp they had filed iuto po
onion arouua cue piuiiorm, on wtucli wore
L floated u group of distinguished men, whose
wf names havo since become illustrious in tho
anuals of the confederacy. A moment
later tho tall, commanding iigure of an offi.
ccr, whoso faoo told of exposure* to -he
elements, was discovered asccndiug tho steps
to join tho compatriots with whom ho hud
associated in council aud on tho field. IIo
rr^ clad in a suit of faded gruy and car*
v ;ried in hishanda weather beaten, war*worn
felt hat. A look of saduess rested on the
haudsomo features, and there stood before
tho multitude tho idol of South Carolina.
To that audience no introduction was uecossary,
for it recognized in an instant the
chevalier, sans pour, et sans roprocho,
around whom has since clustered so mauy
memories of tho late desperate strife?Wado
Hamptou.
HAMPTON'S FAREWELL.
Sotno minutes elapsed boforo he was
permitted to speak, and when he did so it
was with a voice tremulous with emotion.
1 fTtirnJnor lA iKo lit rnnt* Kn mn/lrt ?
M w. M ?v ?MW VIII vug IIU UiUUU U Ul IUI rtU*
dress in reoogoitioo of the warm welcomo
of whioh he had bcea the recipient, and
" * then turning to his old oommand ho uttered
the touching and eloquent sentences in
which he bade farewell to tho men who
hod followed his fortunes since the bogin*
ning of the war. His language may not
have been reoorded, but those who were
present will not foeget tho closing remark :
? "Soldiers ! I think you will all bear witnessathat
I never ordered the Legion to go
where I did not lead you, and I believo you
will be true to your past whatever duties
you may bo called upon to perform in
the future. Farewell for the present ;
but we shall meet again on many a fieldMay
tho God of battles bless you and
bless our eauso !"
Among the soldiers present wis ono who
J * ?
una rocoivoa a noavy sabre cut aud still
wore his arm in a sling. Somo one asked
how ho was wounded. "Defending that
life, which is worth ten of uiino," was tho
answor. "Iu one if tho hand-to-hand fights
ft federal sofyin yd his sword raised and
was in the aty'J cuctiug down Hampton
s>v j when I threw my arm up and caught the
blow. But I never have rcgrotted it, for
there he stands the embodiment of our
people." He was a young Georgian, and is
to-day a successtnl mcrohant in tho oity of
Savannah.
A PALMETTO TOKEN.
Seated next to General Hampton on the
platform was tho Rev. Dr Palmer, now of
New Orloana. After making an address in
hi* own peculiarly effective style, he drew
from his pookot a small parool which he
^P^aiowty opened with the aoodmpanying re>
|B a anrk "As I was about stepping on this
** platform a fair daughter of Carolina handed
me this (holding up a beautiful palmetto
& . j. f .,?.1 _ 1 i'J. ii -i
irae siuooeu to a diuo rwoonj and request*
^ ed me to pin it as near Qeneral Hampton's
heart as possible ; and now if ho will step
t, to the front (as is his custom) I will obey
the young lady's command to the best of
iny ability." Hampton ndvanced blush
ingly to tlw cdqo of tho platform to receive
Bp'-.;. Hit fc>ltei?, and after it was pipped on the
tuppei oi nis coat iio turned to the reverend
gentleman nod laying his hand over tho
souvenir said : '-Tell her 1 will defend it
with my life."
After the ceremonies tho soldiers wore
invited to a barbecue where the tables wore
presided over by tho principal ludios of
tho city. Battles, except with knife and
fork, were for the nonco forgotlcn, and
the men who manfully stood by their
flag wcro quickly engaged in paying
tribute to the pretty girls, who were
ouly too happy thus to show their appreciation
of the gallant fellows who represented
the . oincu of the land. Poor boys 1
Scores of thorn ym-tnjcttv
buttons that day for little keepsakes who
never eturncd to redeem tho tokens or
claim the bauds that gave them. Conspicious
among tho throng was Colonel Mar*
tiu \V. Gary who subsequently became commander
of the Legion and was made a
brigadier and major general. He was one
of the most fearless aud dashing officers of
the Oontcedrate army, aud up to the day
of his death was known as "the uupardon*
ablo rebel." During the four ycar3 of the
war he had passed through some forty engagements
without receiving a wound, and
died in the prime of life only a few years
ago, at his homo in EdgcGeld.
THE HAMPTON BATTLE FLAG.
The flag of the Hampton Legion was
made from a portion of the wedding dress
of Mrs. Hampton and wus presented by bcr
in pcrsou to the command. The few threads
of it which remain show how faithfully it
wasbornoin the thickest of the fray. Moro
than twenty men havo gone to their soldiers
rest while bearing it aloft amid the
din uud horror of battlo. At the beginning
of the war General Hampton was a wealthy
man. He supplied his soldiers with their
arms and quartered them on his own
grounds. The Legion comprised some of
tho best men of tho State, and there were i
scores of young planters and professional
men who, volunteering as mere privates,
with little hopo of promotion, represented j
millions of dollars. The esprit du corps ,
was something remarkable.
INCIDENTS RELATING TO THE LEGION. i
An incident that occurred within the
observation of tho writer illustrates her
meaning. It is that of Dr. Ilyder D. Bedon,
now of Mississippi, who served in tho
ranks during tho entire war, from thtj tocsin
that called him to Bull Run to tho tap
of the last drum at Appomattox. On being
rcmonstiatcd with by friends who depicted
tho hardships of camp lifo, in his
capacity as a private his reply was :
"Any man will accept tho position of an
officer but every man will not fight as a private.
I'll take my chaucos and cudeavor to
do my duty." He fought gallantly and canre
out of the war unscathed. A humorous in
cidcot is related of aoo'hcr private iu tho
Legion who left a sumptions homo. Tho
regiment was encamped near the Potomao. 1
and the young warrior having been taught
that "cleanliness was akin to gedliuess"
deoidod not only to take a bath himself,
but to wash his elothing. He did so and
hung tho latter on tho neighboring limbs to
dry while he went to sleep. On awakening
he found that every vestige of his attire
had been stolen, probablv by some luckless
individual whose morals had not boeu improved
by the war and whoso wants were
worse. This was a predicament for a soldier
of the Legion who might expect
marching orders at any moment. He
arose to the situation, however, and stating
tho caso to his friends they called the company
together to consider tho question of
"repairs.'? They voted bim an outfit in
vory short order, hut for uniqueness it has
doubtless seldom boon equaled. A coat
or a a nnnf riKnfnrl Kit nnn ? rnin /vf 4??
nut* wvMtuvuvvw wj vuvj u |?UII VI II UUSl'lk)
by another, a sock and n shoo by a third,
Oto. Not an article was of the proper diniensions,
but it served as a temporary cov*
ering, for which he was gratoful, and whon
tho entire "get up" was complete, tho boys
christened him "The child of tho Kegimonf."
A QUIET QUAKER.
While the Legion wcro encamped on
the banks of tho Opequau, in Virginia, an
old Quaker rode into camp. IIo was mounted
on the back of a sorry looking tnulo and
was himself, with his "thecs," and "thous,"
a typical specimen of an uuti-bolligoront
from the backwoods. Tho boys jeored
hiui from ono end of the oamp to the other,
but ho paid little attcpiion to them until
he reaohed the headquarters of Colonel
Hampton, whero being met and cordially
greeted by a number of offioert, he quietly
reieed the colored glasses that ooneealed bis
eyes, rnmovod a wig and revealed the familiar
features of on* of tho most daring scouts
in the Army of Virginia. He had just
returned from Washington, run the line of
picketson tho Maryland side, brought a lot of
Northern newspapers, together with a mass
of privato information that subsequently
a -/ * ? ? ?
{iruvua 01 great moment 10 tuo Uouimander-io
Chief, and in hi? quiet disgui o
had proscntcd himself for further orders.
It is uccdlcss to say that ho had a welcome
that night from hi? comrades iu arms such
as bravo men always acoord to oaoh other.
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DEFERED NEWS ITEM8,
Mr. T. K. Cunningham, of Lanenfter oouoty,
made this year four hundred and sixty Uis^efy
of wheat on twelve ncres ef land, an average ol
thirty-eight and one-third bushels to the atfTe.
One acre of the twelve yielded ouly five busl
which leaves four hundrc<rfiHy-fivo busheli as
the yield of the other eleveu acres, an average
of fortyono and four-elevenths bushels to the
acre. ,
TKunini.e Disaster ox tiik Clyde.?London;
July 3?3 P. M.?Intelligence has just reached
this city of an unusual and terrible calamity
during the launch of a steamship at Glasgow
to-day. Tlte vessel to which the disaster hap*
pened was the steamer Daphne. While she
was being launched she fell over on her sida,
precipitating a number of people into thewatpf
According to dispatches thus fur received out
hundred persons were drowned.
Traoic Result op a Family Quarrel.?Dan
v'llln 1 11 , w, on * e? A
...... ...... ...?(i ivit u?jra ngu a quarrel R00UI
some trivial matter arose between the Grant and
Manning families, residents of I'itfssylvania co.,
as a result, George F. Grant, at the instigation
it is said, of bis mother, crept upon Manning
while he was at work in a field, shot him five
times and afterwards beat him with his fist and
stamped upon him saying. "Now, d?n you,
die.'' Manning died the following day. GranJ
escaped.
Murder and Lynching in Mississippi.?Memphis.
July 3.?The Avalanche't Skipwith Miss ,
special says : On Sunday morning Mrs. Cijrjs
tina Ambacher, a worthy whito woman, was
found dead near her door with her skull fractured
and two other wounds on the back of lici
head. Martin Jones, a negro who had threatened
tho lifo of her husband, was arrested and n
search of his dwelling revealed a b'oody shirt,
lie then confessed. Whilo being taken to jail
a mob composed principally of negroes, took
Jones and hanged him.
One Hanged and the Other Hurnkd.?New
Orleans, Juno '28.?A Timet Democrat special
from Grocnville, Texas, gives an account of the
lyushing of two negroes who committed a rape
upon a young lady near Jefferson. It states
that one of tliOfn was hanged and tho other
burned to death yesterday.
Galveston, Texas, June dO.?-A A'eir*' Jefferson
dispatch announces thedcath of Mrs. Rogers
the victim of the recent outrageous assault for
which two negroes wero lynched. The woai^u
was in a delicate condition at limeofthe assault
and a premature birth was occasioned.
Beware of tub PoKF.n Players.?Paymaster
Wesson's explanation to the court martini shows
simply that ho was a very poor but sanguine
Poker player. He nearly always lost, but he
hoped "his luck would turn," but it did not and
having once started down hill, "everything
seemed to be greased for the occasion." Tho
deficit in his accounts, at first nbout $2,000,
grew to $5,000, and no doubt would have kept
increasing had ho succoeded in concealing it
for a time longer. Maj. Wasson's experience
is not new one. and it onlr irons to caftltxnc-^n
im; r?tssiou, already quite general, thai a poker
player is not a safe person to handle othci
people's money.
A Fatal Kailuoad Accident.?Charleston,
S. C. June 28.?The fast express truin from
Summerville this morning when threo miles
from this city was turned from tho main track
into a siding by a misplaced switch, nnd came
into collision with two loaded cars, which were
standing on the side track. The enginoor, J. S
Smith, was instantly killed nnd a colored fireman,
Paul Washington, received injuries froit
which be died later in tho day. The engini
was demolished and the engineer's body cui
completely in two. Thore were about one
hundred and fifty passengers on the train, noni
of whom were hurt. They owe their lives to
the heroism of the engineer, who, instead ol
jumping from the engine nfter the train left the
main track, occupied himself during the run ol
75 yards to the scene of the collision iu reversing
the engine and putting on the sir brakes.
The acoident was caused by the carelessness ol
the section master who was repairing the switot
at the time. The coronor's jury lays all blame
on the section master. H U Stewart. He wai
arrested and committed to jail in default of $2,
000 bail.
"Cabpkntku Bess."?Mr. Editor :?1 disoov
ered a pair of insects that looked like bees ir
my yard. They have taken up their quarter:
in a hole bored by them into a white pine frame
two inohes by two iuohes. They commenced
boring from the surface and made a hole } of an
Inch in diameter by about 1} inohes deep. Is il
not something unusual for bees to drill holes in
that manner in wood ? J. L. P.
It is not unusual for a particular species ol
bees, sometimes called "carpenter bees," to bori
into posts and the woodwork of houses, espe
ciauy wuero u nas oeoome son in the first stage
of decay. On the country, that is the habit el
the bees of this species in constructing theii
nests, w\|ioh are Tory interesting objects for ob
scrvation. .They belong to the genus popularly
called "solitary boos," because they do not hivi
or live in colonics like honey bees." In this
genus there are "mason beer," or "mining bees,"
as well as "carpenter bees." Any good oook on
"Bees" or full oyclopiodiaartiole on the subject
will givo you further information.?Public
gcr.
All a holt a Shirt.?Wo havo a "war
rolic," in the shape of "general order, No.
26, headquarters depart uicnt of tho Trans
Mississippi, Shruveport, La, July 2d, 1863
published by command of Lt. General E
Kirby Smith.' Tho order announces the
proceedings and findings of a general court
martial. Ono of tbo offenders was W. G
Dotaon, who stole a shirt, the property ol
William D Murry, both men being mom
bora of Co H, 17th Texas consolidated rogi
moot. The sentence imposed was : "Th<
said private Dotson to ride n tnqle, to bt
seated on the male face baokward, foot tied
under tho bolly of the mule, to be led it
front of the whole brigade drawn up in line
of bottle; on bis bnt is to bo fastened a board
and on it writton, in largo letters, the word
"Thiol." Tho druminors and buglers ar<
to follow hitn, making all sorts of disoord
with their instruments."
JHAT BAD BOT.
' rI scnrt>? dynamite
Jf^Stftrtriilycs?the old man loses his teeth
I vj$ guess your pa's losses in the silvor
?I fcwe has mado hiui craty, haven't they,'
, mjfd the grocery man to the bad boy, as he
njjGyc in tho store with his eye winkers
T^Mod off, and powder marks on his (ace,
udfbcgun to play on the harmonica, and
' 4ifl0WD on a stlc^ 8t0TC wood and ball
SQKd himself.
> - jJ 3,|I guess uot. Ilo lias hedged. He got
' il;Wth the deacon of another church, aud
. SoV Bouio of his stock to him, and pa says if I
1 keep tny condemn mouth stmt lie will
r -aftload the "tHrohr W It, tfrtic cfrurencs
bold out. Ho gees to a new church every
j night to a prayer meeting or anything and
, makes uia go with him, to give hiui tone,
' and after meeting she talks with tho sisters
! about how to piece a silk bed quilt, while
' pa gets ib his work selling silver stock. I
[ don't know but ho will order some more
stock from the factory, if lie sells all ho has
got,' and the boy went ou playing There
, is a lind that is fairer than Day."
( 'But what was he slipping up street for
the other night with his hat off, grabbing
at his coat tails as though they w_>re on fire?
k I thought I never saw a pussy man run any
^ faster. And what was the celebration down
on your street about that time? 1 thought
the world wae coming TO au end,'' and the
grocery man kept away from tho boy, for
[ fear ho would explode.
1 Oh, that was only a Fenian scare. Notli|
ing serious. You sco pa i3 a sort of half
' Englishman. He claims to be nn American
citizen, when he wants office, but when
, they talk about a draft he claims to be a subject
of Great Britaiu, and ho says they can't
touch him. Pa is a darn smart man, and
don't y<J!l forget it. There don't many of
them got ahead of pa, much. Well, pa has
said a good deal about the wicked Fenians,
and that they ought (o be pulled, aud when
I read the story in the papers about the explosion
in the British Parlimcnt pa was
hot. He said the dam uirieh was ruining
tho whole world, lie didn't dare say it at
tho table or our hired girl would have
"knocked him silly with a spoonful of mashi
cd potatoes,' cause she is a nirish girl, aud
- any 3$!igLb>lMnati in ?thia town.
Pa saytf tKero ought to have been somebody
there to havo takcu that bomb up and
tniowd it iu the sewer before it exploded.
, He said if he ever should see a bouib he
> would grab it right up and throw it away
where it wouldn't hurt anybody. Pa has
uie read tho papers to hint uights, cause
his eyes have got splinters iu 'eut, and after
I had road all there was in the paper I tnudo
up a lot more and pretcuded to read it)
> about how it was rumored that the Fenians
3 hero in Mihvuultee were going to place dyui
auiitc bombs at every house where an Eng3
lishmun lived, and at a given signal blow
f them all up. Pa looked pale around the
3 gills, but he said lie wasn't scared. Pa ami
ma were going to call on a she deacon thai
night, that has lots of moucy in tho bnuk
i to see if she didn't want to invest in a don*,
i sure paying silver mine, and mo and up
| chum concluded to give them a send off?
We. got my big black ingy rubber foot-ball
and painted 'Dinymight' in big whito let'
ters on it, and tiod a pieco of tarred ropo t<
' it for a fuse, aud got a big firecracker, on*
of theso old fourth of Juiy horso scarers
and a banket full of trokcu glass. We pui
the footbull iu front of tho step, and lit tlx
t tarred rone, and rrnf. nndor ?*on
?. r-> o "vv-f
1 the fire-crackcr and basket, where they g:
down into the basotnent. Pa anl uia came
( out the front door, and down the steps, and
. pa saw tho football and the burning fuse
i and ho said,''Qroat God, Ilanner, we arc
r blowcd up,' nud he started to run, and inn
" stopped to look at it. Just as pa started tc
run I touohed off tho fire-cracker, and my
ohuui arranged it to pour out tho broken
, glass ou tho briek pavement just as the
' firo-orackor went off. Well, everything
i wont just as w expectod, except ma. She
had examined the foot ball, and eoneluded
it was not dangerous, nud was just giviug
it a kick as tho fire-cracker went off, nud
tho glass fell, aud tho tire-cracker was sc
near her that it scared her, nud whou pa
i looked around uia was Hying across the
, sidewalk, aud pa hejird the uoiso and he
. thought tho houso was blown to atoms. O
, you'd died to sec him go around the corner
You oould play orokay on his coat-tail
. and his face was us Dale as ma's ?lwm
r
F she goon to a party. But uia Uidn'l
acVM much. As quiok ao aho stopped
agaiust the hitching post sho knew i
i was us boys, and she oauic down there, anc
I ua ay be sho didn't maul me. I oried am
tried to gain her sympathy by telling ho:
i the firecracker went off beforo it was due
I and burned my eyebrows off, but she dido'
I let up until I promised to go and find pa.?
I I toll you my ma ought to be engaged to thi
I British government to hunt out tho dyna
1 mite fiends. Sho would corral them ii
two minutes. If pu had as much sand a:
r>l l"r
? ?- i.i. ; ? | ?* t
! uia has got, it would ba warm woatlier for
mo. Well, uie and my chum went and
headed pa off", or I guess he would bo ruuning
yet. Wo g >t him up by the lake shore,
and he wanted to know if the house fell
down, lie said he would leave it to inc if
ho ever said anything against the Fenians,
and I told him he had always claimed that
the Fenians were the uiccst men in the
world, and it seemed to relieve hiiu very
much When he got home and fouud the
house there he was so tickled, and when ma
called him an old bald-headed coward, and
J said it was only a joke of the boys with a
foot hall, he lau&licd li^ht out, aud said he
knew it all the time, and run to see if ma
would be scared. And then he wanted to
hug uie, but it Wasn't my night to hug and
I went dowu to the theatre. Pa don't
amount to much when there is trouble.?
The time that ma had them cramps, you
remember, wlum you got your cucumbers
first last season, pa came near fainting away,
and uia said ever sinnn thev li.nl boon
married when anything ailed her, pa has
had paiuf just the same as she has, only he
grunted more, and thought he was going to
die. Gosh, if I was a man I wouldn't be
sick c very time one of the neighbors had
the back ache, would you ?'
'Well, you can't tell. When you have
been married twenty or thirty vcars you
will know a good deal more than you do
now YrtuihinV vnn know it all now.and
you arc pretty intelligent for a boy that has
been brought up carelessly, but there arc
things that you will learn after awhile that
will astonish you. But what ails your pa's
teeth ? The hired girl was over here to get
some corn meal for gruel, and she said your
pa was gumming it sincj he had lost his
teeth.'
'O, about the teeth. That was too bad.
You sec my chum has got a dog that is old
and his teeth have all c.ouic out iu front,
and this morning 1 borrowed pa's teeth before
he got up to see if we couldn't fix them
in the dog's mouth so he could eat better.
Pa says it is an evidence of a kind heart
for a boy to bo good to dumb animals, but
its a darn mean dog that will go back on a
friend. Wc tied the toctb in the dog's
month with a string that went around bis
upper jaw, und another around his under
jaw, and you'd dido to see how funny
he looked wheu he laughed. lie looked
just like pa when he tried to smile so as to
get mo to come up to him when he wauts
to lick me. The dog pawed his uiouth a
spell to net the teeth out, and then we nave
liiui a bone with some meat on, and lie
began to guaw the bone, and the teeth came
off tlic plate, and ho thought it was a pices
of the bone, and he swallowed tho teeth.
. My chum noticed it firsthand he said we
had got to get iu our work pretty quick to
save the plate, and I think we were in luck
' to save them. I held the dog, and my
chum, who was better acquainted with
I him, untied the strings and got the gold
t plates out, but there wcro only two teeth
> left and the dog w.?s happy, lie waggled
1 his tail for more teeth but wo hadn't auj
f more. I atn going to give him ma's teeth
* some day. My ohutn says when a do<
, gets an appetite for anything you have go'
- to keep giving it to hiui or he goes back ot
> you. liut I think my chum played meat
} on me. We sold the gold plate to a jowelr;
, uiau and my chum kept the mrucy. I think
L n? Innnr na F fnrnifiKn^ ?Kn U?
? ?? a. aMlUIUKWVI HIV 11U UU^II
to bavc given mo something besides tin
experience, dou't you ? After this I don'
have no more partners, you bet.' All thii
time the boy was marking on a piece o
paper, aud soou after he went out the gro
eery man noticed a crowd outside, and go
ing out he found a sign hauging up which
read, 'Wormy Figs for Parties.
A Vkoetarian's Rill or Park.?An Englist
vcgctavian has made a report to the British Med
tail Journal of tho result of his year's cxperi
enco without meat. At first he found tho vege
tables insipid, and had to use sauces to get them
down. As soon as he became accustomed to the
diet all condiments were put aside except a little
salt. The desire for tobacco and alcohol lefl
hiin spontaneously. Then all his digestivo funr.
lions became regular, and ho found himscl
wholly fite from headaches and bilious attacks
After three months a troublesome rhcumatisn
left him, and at the end of a year lie had gaiue<
eight pounds in weight, lie believes he can d<
more mental labor than before and that all hit
senses are more acute. For breakfast he has
brown bread, apples and ouffee; dinner consist
of two vegetables, brown bread and pie or pud
I umg; lor tea lie rejoices in bread and jam, wit!
I milk and water, aud for supper, bread, jam, col<
| pudding, and, as a luxury, boiled onion*. Eggs
( milk, batter and cheese are used on'y in vsri
small quantities. The dietist is a doctor, ani
his statement is drawing out many similar ono
1 from medical meu.
Medical professor to raw student: "Wher
' is the glottis?" "I don't know, sir. I tliinl
1 you put it on the shelf in the dressing-roon
" with the rest of your surgical instruments.'
j,
I)r. Guthrie's four reasons for being a totn
abstainer [are unanswerable: 1, My Lead i
' clearer. 2, My health is better. 8, My hear
s is lighter. 4, My ^urse is heavier.
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DOMESTIC RECEIPTS.
P. p Overs.?Tlio farmer1* Union has this
recipo : One egg, one cup sweet milk, one cwp
flour, one scant teaspoonful of salt. Put just a
little in buttered tart tins and bake in a quick
oven. 1 like tliem with a sauce of sweetened
cnam or m lk, with nutmeg.
Potato Pie.?"Kate" sends the following to
the Miucapolis Tribune: peel and grate one
large white potato into a dish, add the juice
and ritid of ono lemon, the beaten white of one
egg, one teacupful white sugar, one ctip cold
water ; pour this into a nice undercrust and
bake. When done have ready thc.beaten whites
of three eggs, half cup of powered sugar, flavor
with lemon, sprend on the pic and return to the
oven to harden. It is delicious.
Pavilion Uatki Corn 1>rbad.?This is the
way Christian Mugcl makes his famous corn
bread : First, half pound butter ; second, half
pound sugar ; third, one dozen eggs ; fourth
two nnnrla a! nilk - AL . ?
?..u v, ...nit , mm, nvu pounds WIUIO
Indian menl ; sixth one pound wheat flour, and
two and a half ounces ltoyal Baking powder.
Mix the above ingredients one after the other
as they are numbered, ami be sure and mix the
baking powder in with the flour before putting
il in the mixture. Bake in small moulds or in
a sqnaro pan, in a hot oven.
Sai.i.y Lusn.?"1). N. U." of Sparta, Ala.,
sends the New York World this recipe for Sally
Lunn : Take a quart of flour, four egg?, a cupful
of milk, a c pful of butter and lard mixed, a
teaspoonful nud a half of baking powder, and a
teaspoonful of salt. Beat yolks and whites of
eggs separately and very light ; melt the
shortening, pi ft the baking powder into the flour
and add the whites last. Bake with steady heat
three-quarters of an hour ; test with a straw to
ascertain wum .. ..v?
Gkaiiam Biscuits.?Tako very thick warm
Graham porridge, cover tho kneading-board
with Graham flour, anil knead the porridgo
into it until the dough is stiff enough to roll out
nicely, ltoll about an inch thick, cut in any
shape preferred, and bake about half an hour in
a quick oven. Look at them when they have
been in twenty minutes.
Farm Scenes ok To-day.?"What's tho
news, doctor ?" enquired the reporter of ouc
of our physicians as ho alighted in front of
his office yesterday from a trip to the country.
"Nothing much," ho replied. "Just
been out to Sugar Crock to trim up a hand
nud set a leg for a darkey who was running
a mowing machine yesterday. Never saw the
like of it," he continued. Sinco all tho
farmers have begun to run this modern ^
machinery, bringing on the reapers for the ?rr *
old time cradles and the mowers for tbo
rusty old sfcytlujbladcs, half of our practice
is given to sawing off hands and legs.?
When cotton ginning time opens, we will
have to carry a saw and case of knives with
us all the time. If I had buried all the
hands and feet I have cut off in the past
two years in a lot somewhere about town. I
would have had a first rate little cemetery by
this time. Yes, its lively on the farms these
days, and I must go and sharpen up my
saws to get ready for another call; but here's
how it is," he said, as lie pulled out a
a picco of paper; "old man Urauson wrote it
butilsgood:"
Oh, sweet is the field where the meadow lark
flits
And sings, as it soars and dives ;
Where the granger sits, and yells as he gits
His fingers amongst the knives.
No longer we hear on the hilside sere
The scythestone's clinkety clink ;
> But the reaping machine cuts his leg off, I ween,
t Before ever the man-can think.
' With foreboding and tears his good wife hears
1 The man of tlie house say good bye;
To return, in sooth, with a horse-rake tooth
' Stickiug four inches out of his eye.
, Pea Vines, Curi.no Grkkn.?We desire some
information in regard to peas and pea vines. Is
there any process by which the green vines with
pens on them can be cured in the green state so
9 as to get full benefit of tliem in feeding to
f stock ??G. O. B., Selma Ala.
Answer.?There arc several ways of curing
pea vines, but aU embraco one essential point ;
( they must not be exposed to the sun after they
n ro ivilf rtd * f llmtJ ik* 1?? ? -- ?Jit J ^
.... v. . .. .uv^ UK, ins icmca Will Iirop on
and be lost. A very successful, but troublesome
{ plan, is to build a pen a foot high, of rails or
poles; make an open floor across the top with
the same, then build up pen again two feet high
and fill with pea vines; then put another floor
and build up and fill again with vines, and so
, on, as high as desirable, and put a temporary
s roof over the whole. This arrangement admits
^ air freely and the vines cure well. They should
be cut after the dew is otf and hauled up and
f put in pen at once. Another plan, where well
limbed old iiold pines are convenient, is to trim
, olf the small leaf-bearing branches from the
[ main limb and cut off the ends of the latter in
t such manner as to have the skeleton tree that
j is left, cone-shaped. B.illd an open foundation
, around base of tree, one that will keep viues off
the ground also give free ventilation. This
done stack up the green vines around the skele?
( ton tree, comb down and bring it into ordinary
I stack shape. The limbs keep the vines from
settling down close and give fee# ventilation
through the mass. Still another method is, toI
rake the vines into a swath and then roll thorn.
8 ovor and over, getting more into the roll, until ifc
is say two feet in diameter. These rolls ar%
then leaned up under shelter to cure. Tea tine*
e oan be cured also by tiuttimr in small hi?h
k shocks?out after the dew is off and shook at
a once. Mako diameter ofshock very small, and
' height oa great as possible.?Southern Cultivator*
vl How much trouble he avoids wh? does not
s look to see what his n .ighbor says, a* does or
l thinks, but only to what he does himself, that
it may be just and pure. ? M. Antoninui, *