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FOSTER & WILMS
have just rccieved their
STOCK OP
SPRING GOODS!
They were selected by one ol
the fir 11 r, in person, and bought
^ after the
DE6UHE If! m&S, FOR
SASH.
AVe can sell a great many goods
AT ANI) BELOW
what tliey would have co3t
EAELY IN THE SEASON
IN THE
lorihern Markets.
Our Stock is complete, and we
can Safely say that we arc prepared
to
Bell Goods as Low
as similar goods can be bought in
+i.:? .
i/iua ui ituy
NEIGHBORING MARKET.
We request all in want of goods
to look at our Stock before purchasing.
No Trouble to
Show Goods.
May 11 10 If
BEAD iMBli&m.
2:oC
[ take this method of returning
thanks to my customers for
their liberal patronage bestowed
upon me sii ce I commenced business
on my own account, and 1
Hatter myself that the patronage
t!lll< liinjl/nrfiil /tiii li-i nHi>i Im fin!
v*/ It V.VI V/tlii ? Ulll I
in sigrc.it measure to my desire |
and aim to deal strictly upon the
Basis of Fairness and Honesty io
ono and ail.
My goods are marked down sit
the lowest figure sind thereby commend
themselves to all who purchase.
In these days of close.competition
I make it si rule to keep
abreast of the times, sindnotouly
keep a large and sittrsictive stock
of
GENERAL MERCHANDISE,
hut mark them down at Rock
bottom prices; and while I do not
make it si rule to undersell, yet I
know that my prices sire sis low
if not si
Little lowei- than than
the Lowest,
taking as my motto, that old hut'
]>ivu-iical maxim, j
* * 411 TV*7} m ^ tm ^ !
. o/iuj*3. rxwjeLTn nnuHuiUJii
SALES."
.Especial altenth>11 is called to!
my
I
l{VItVSEM35? ORBING STOCK, j
now on hand There goods have
Seen selected with great rare i ??1 ;
embrace all the
NOVELTIFiS OF THIS SEASON. !
i
The young Gentlemen in my j
employ are ever ready al their;
post, anxious to show goods, and
consider it no trouble hut a. pleasure.
Soliciting a continuance
of your kind favors.
Respectfully
J. E. COLTOX. |
April ? ' If
DEFEBED NEWS 7TEM5.
Fatal Fall From a Balloon.?Fayette Mo.
Juno 20?E. L. Stewart, aeronaut, inade
an ascension here on Monday in an old hot
air balloon which hurst when it hud attained the
height of about 2,000 feet. The balloon and
aeronaut came down with a rush and both
plunged into Bonno Jcm.v c Creek. Stewart's
body >va? recovered.
A Woi:ld-15k Kavisuui Caiwcuku.?Alexandria.
Va, June -0.?A negro boy aged IS, met
an eleven year old daughter of KJgar Lee, in
Fairfax county yesterday and attempted rape.
The girl's cries brought assistance \in time to
save her and capture the negro. A c^?d attempted
to lynch the scoundrel but after ho was
strung up to a tree cooler counsels prevailed,
lie was let down and consigned to jail at Fairfax
e. ii.
Mrui>n:t ami llou?i:uv.?Ciciuuati June 20.
?A time-Star special from Prospect, Tenn, gays
that James Tice, clctk iu Campbell's store, was
kille>l with nn axe lost night aud the store robbed.
Three negroes wcro arrested. While the iu*
quest was in progress a mob took one of the
negroes, Wesley Warren, out of jail and hung
him, the others were released.
? .?.
A lU'.i'Ltii.icA.v Cfiuos?TY.--Jaclgo Kelly's
friends arc trying It raise money enough to pay
oil" his debts. Whenever a Republican Congressman
is discovered who has s it iu the house
fur a number of years without making a pile of
money the admiration of people who know hint
and arc friendly to him is greatly excited, and
they are ready to do most anything for the pi odlgy.
Judge Kelly, it. appears, comes within this
category.
A Youxa IIcsii.vNn'a Dt:si>KUATioN.?Chicago,
June IS.?Adolph Ehrkc, nged 35, married a
pretty Gcrmrn girl of this city iu November
last. Mrs. Ehrkc sued her husband for divorceOn
Saturday he handed her a revolver and requested
her to blow his brains out. She declined
and Ado'pli left in an angry mood. To-dayhe
became intoxicated, sought his wife, and fired
twice at her, one bullet lodging in her neck and
the other in her right check. As she fell he
turned the weapon on himself ami sent two bullets
into his brain, filling dead on the prostrate
l'oi-tn of the woman hesupposed lie had murdered.
She will recover. This is the third murder and
the second suicide which have occurred in Chi-?
ougo during the past forty-eight hours. Whiskey
has figured as a factor in every crime.
W:i,LT:ii: (JuiiKN <:o Ct;azv.?London, Jtiisc - )
? Truth prints the followingstatement in regard
to the conditio:, of tlie Oucen : "The t^neon
has for two months l?cou in a state of mild
melancholia, which ia course of time, if net re.
lie veil, woukl probably became very difficult t??
troai.. tier condition hint iiatuauvUv emitted
grer.t anxiety, because of the tendencies of her j
family. Her Majesty ami the princess lic itt iee
will this autugau go to the vicinity of Florence
Italy, where they will rcmaiu two months."
Tub Tki.ki'iionk or run Finr.r..? I ashed Jndgo
(Hockley the oilier night what he thought would
be the direction of Invention ami progress the !
next thirty years. "1 should, say," ho replied, i
"the applieat i in ot the principle of the tele; hone I
t: the other son.aw A few year.* ago the distance
at which you c niM hear a sound w islintited.
Now it is practically without limit. Vou
can smell a flower only a short distance. 1 do
not see why a telephone for the iiosj might not
enable you to smell a r?so iu New York even
though you were located in Atlanta. So of the
tasto and touch. A new application of the
principle of the telephone might enable y?u to
remain in Atlanta and kiss your wife in London
or taste a berry in i'aris. The telescope lias
already made a clumsy step in this direction for
Ihcsight. We would haveihoughtlhe man crazy
<? uvtwiu a^u >vuo an i you coma sihiiu in incw
Vork in ISH'1 an 1 hear ivory note of a concert
in Huston??"jrite as crazy ns the man who now
predicts th.it in lOO.'J you may :.it down in Atlanta,
see a theatrical representation in Cincinnati,
taste a fresh oyster in Ilaltiinorc ami shake
hands with a friuml in .Savannah, all at the same
time. In these days it is only the impossible
that happens."? At/uuln Constitution.
Tit t: Sirros-Siii ki.hs Tkaukhv. ? It is generally
hol'evcl in Char'otto and Mecklenburg County
that Cue killing of .1. C. Hilton by Shields wtiii j
foitl and brutal murder. The evidence will
probably develop the fact that .lie accusation of
his si in-'* seduction w is only a cover, and that
ids real purpose was l> annihilate Hilton':*
testimony in a case pending against him for
huisc burning, The feelings of the c immunity
have assumed a dangerous an I ret less ; liape,
an I fears are entertained that the slayer may j
yet he lynched. I'dlorls of c unrel will doubtless j
he made to have, the venue chat; I, 011 the
gr: ui"l 'hat he cannot have a fair t-i il in Char- !
lutiO.? sV'-t'/' Hill // raiii
" **
\ Vi:I; 1 1 .?i ? ' -15itc:SV:1! lui?.* %J0 J
.--A 10. li'do i. i!i*r ox(>li>si<)n i.-OiJ |>!aeo about 1
o'clock to'lay on the I'trui <>!* ttobcvt V: tlliiiimi,
about ci;;ht p ile, .".nth oftlio city. Ten l.'H'ii
were litnv v.i... ,i ly iuynged in* ti.o work ol'j
Jl.i.. lilnjj u li.nl, a J-; von of 11;vi . aero injured
? i'ljc ?. :; ri.1 MoP-iayer, i olorcl, l:i * ally.
?.! i '.t ?vr? 1 ab.iuMer were
t'.iii- y '...n.'i. i. :'..i<l the . i.l ; of his face
frightfully file! an l lo. r I! . ;li?? I shortly
af r '. nt i 1 , . iioro?l?g
is very r'.-.n.-ly v.'.r.nulc 1 and ecnltle.l.
15. T. wi.i.'>'harlcs Carter, white, Andrew
Rhodes. whit.1, !?ut!?rr l'ony, Colored, and p.
noy >hi'.'.,or, v. 1 j- c name ha.-- not been learned,
roooiVi 1 injur .: ' more or less onions i i Ihoir
nature, but non of them thought to bo fatal.
The cause ut the xjd.v-ion wu a dcfec'.ivo i
itfii'i u: . . . : .lei . aver ns it >1 Jin:* down i
. . .
with i:i hand at the time to prevent lite engine j
lilowi: -!] i i i I a ll is way ii : :!. >< lit too \
tnnrit \ owed : ?a- "juu-.:.ate. Jlc.vy
jk?V! ' of tin en/'iif ;vcro t\iv. :i . eventy-fivc j
i. ' Tb 1 '' 1 i. ' '"; ly damage 1
*-OKLY.'\
Ouly a trifle, yet broken
Arc seals that were heavy and strong ;
Only a word, lightly spoken.
Vet the soul burstcth forth into song.
Only a dew drop, yet brighter
Tiic verdure of meadow and lawn :
Only a sunbeam, yet lighter
And fairer the tosy-hued dawn.
Only a day, a mere glimmer
Of time, as it vanishes fast ;
Only a day, growing dimmer
'Mi^hadows and gloom of the past.
Only a day, yet forever
lis impulse shall with thee remain ;
And the fruit^i'ils labors shall never
lie given to ripen again.
j Only a day -just the ripplo
Of u leaf 011 life's stream flowing fast;
Yet bearing an argosy triple?
The future, the present, the past.
Time was, when it glittered leforc thee,
A part of futurity's dream,
Anil briglitor the heavens were o'er thco
With hope-stars Utopian beam.
Time is, when it hovers arouml thee,
And lingers an hour by thy side ;
While spells of fair promise that bound thee
Go drifting a-.vay with the tide.
Time will be, when dawncth the morrow,
When vanished for aye it will be ;
A token of pleasure or sorrow
Its only rcmctnbraucc for thee.
Only a day, nor yet ever
Its moments forgotten shall be,
| Till bubbles of time-stream forever
1 Arc whelmed in eternity's sea.
? ? ?.
Exmnu is MarkiaGM.?Daltiinoro, June 10.
?A short time ago Cecil County sociefy was ?ct
gossiping by the elopement of Mrs. Charles
llcinhait with Mr Norman Whitlock, both of
Port Deposit, MJ. Iulcrest was added to the
affair liy the wealth and high social position of
the erring la ly's husband. Mrs. Uciuhart had
not long been a wile. She crew up to bo a
young woman of remarkable beauty and noted
brilliancy of conversation. Dhc shone in her
social circle as its leading belle, and at one time
was engaged to marry Whitlock, with whom she
allot \v;u\l eloped. Whit lock wai not wealthy,
ami when ("harks Ucinhart came along ho was
accepted, ami lhay were in u rieJ less than two
years ago.
Ucinhart resided a majority of his time in
l'ort Deposit, hut ho had a iargo drug store in
Washington. He was a young man of fine address
and great popularity, and is quite wealthy.
Mr. Ucinhart lavished the most costly presents
upon his v.ifo. She dressed in elegant style
and Iter evert?whim \rtr?-?rrHtiriV, fli?? tUy
Mrs. Ucinhart got a large sum of money from
her husband, joined Whitlock on the train and
ranaway with him. Ucinhart at once instituted
suit for ti divorce, which resulted in a decree
being grant cd a few weeks ago. Last Saturday
Norman Whitlock and Ucinhari's divorced
wife were married at the Continental Hotel at
1'hila ulpbia. It is stated that they will return
to t'oit Deposit and make it their home, despite
the feeling which their escapade has aroused.
o
Win:.; 11 Kit usts fc>i?oLM> Co sin In.
?Farmers often hesitate whether to have
their heifers to e..;tto in at two or three
ycar.-t okl. The purpose hchl in view in
raising them may decide this ijUcsliotti If
the object is to make the best possible milk
111vr iiinn.ii:?, ti win ui: Doner id navu litem
come iu at two years oid. if the purpose
is to make beef animals as well as milkers
thru it would 1)0 preiuiwblo to have litem
come in at three years old, or even*'later,
the development of deep milking capacity
is an artiiicial acquirement, so to speak. It
is the result largely of training. It is also
aided l>v feeding and breeding. Manipulations')!'tho
udder, as in haudini Iking, are
the foundation < r starting point, (or the very
wonderful milking capacity of the domestic
co\,\
In a wild state, the eow, like the buffalo,
gives only mil enough to su ;tai:*. Iter young
and tli.it only for a few months. No extraordinary
productions of milk ever occurin
wild animals, though they are as well fed
ami as healliful and vigorous as iu a domes
tie Male.
The ea'ilc which have Leon turned
out in the plii: , of Texas, where they
h i\e an abundance of I'oou the year round,
h.tv t'ueir milking iju.ilitie.s run down to a
l.-w Mau-hud i.i a ibw generations; showing
that hand-milking is as necessary to sus
iaining an abnormal secret i-u? of milk as it
is in developing it in (be iir.-i place.
/< l. :ii- < - .o ' i
'iv i i > u (IB v. i i III 11 rw IIUUI I 111; IIIUU
ihey ooti.ssim?.*, and 1 mrc quantities of milk
e'iu only result from 1?i<*!i feeding ; but such
feeding must bo d >uo tuulcrslandingly and
at tlio pr?">j tun..', 01 it may have an effect
quite liiO ji verso 'of what is aimed
and desired. To lecd a <'ow high when
pt be is not in milk?that is, to give her
more f?-id d> 01 would bo necessary to
tnainlain a healthy and vigorous condition
? a quant'ty which would produce fatten
ing or an extraordinary development of
flesh, tends to cheek*rather than to develop
milk secretion
Hi murk by Cardinal do llefz, which is
i; ns 'ru now as it was when it was uttered:
v politician in:: t n 't, n change his opinions
if howl.-' -l-vay to remain in the eauic
pariv '
WHY FABKEBS DON'T PROSPER.
.Not long Rgo I found a brother farmc
in a very bid state. lie said that it ha
nctualiy come to it that a man could w
tnnko a living fanning in this countn
and if lie could Grid anybody to give hi
land to he was going to hunt new ground:
I was sorry for him, for he did look powei
fully long faced. Says T : "Have you trie
to make a living farming ?" "Ilavo I tried!
ho said, with a look that indicated that
was a fool "I have worked myself an
folks nearly to death, and wo have been gel
ling poorer every ye: r." '-That is strange,
says T; "some people do make a living rigl
hero in this ceuutry. I have net found
hrrd to do."
A*Vr taking a long look nt uio, ho said
' T cu."i*c/j! u.y last cotton to market tolhc
day, and when I weut to square #up 1 wr
left in deU for meat and bread last yeai
and now I have got everything to buy (hi
year. Thcui merchants just take all
poor dhrmer can make, and then they ain
satisfied. We all work hard and have not!
ing, and wo arc always in debt. This i
uo country for a white man." As lie sai
this his voice trembled and lie ?hook. i
made me real sorry; for lie is a good, liar
working man. Said I : "How do yo
manage. Zoko l'itkia '? Do you make
good garden and have plenty of vegetable
in their season ?" Looking down at hi
feet, ho replied : "Do you reckon I hav
got nothing to do but paddlo in a gardeu
I tell you it is all Te:fu *Jo to work nt
crop."* says f, "you have been o
the eauio place fiftcou years?rcckou yo
have loto of fruit of different sorts to eat i
summer aid fall and put up for winter.
"I reckon I ain't. 1 need uiy land foi 111
crop." "Do your raise plenty of Trish am
sweet potatoes to do you ?" "Dimity whil
they lust, aud that ain't long." "Do yo
keep cow;: to give you milk and butter?
"Sometimes." "Does your wife raise man
chickens and turkeys, and such like?
"How c.'in she, when she has to help m
with the crop ?" "Do you make plenty c
com, oats and hay for your own use?
"Of course I don't, when I am obliged t
plant a full crop of cotton to pay my debt
and buy something to oat." Several fo
lows sitting around said : "That's what
the matter with S^Uie." Says 1, "Friend
. J ^iLLtoisl 1 jaMmitomMfrtdrt. S?llii
and olarry^tijii, JauiO, audYaitr,,,npdJ JDol
and Zeko here, and all the rest of you. Yo
say you can't make a living, and the trut
o <11 u 41'/? iu uiauu a i;viu^. xu
are tiying to makemoney by raiding eotto
to buy a living with, and there is no roaso
in that. Now, listen to nic a little, tV
your own good : You and your's work tli
year round to make cotton and then you gi
your moat from 1,000 miles away, con
flour, hay and so on come the same way.The
Yankees sell us their grass at a hig
price, and we work ourselves to death t
kill grass. If you will do as I tell yot
inside of three years every one of you wi
be easy." Several of them spoke right u
and said. "Let in hear it." ' Very well,
says I. "Go home to night and get yoi
wives and children all around you and to
them just howcyou have bocu doing, an
how .t sr.s worked. Then say, 'I propos
to turn over a new leaf. First, wo will n<
spend one cent we can help, not a cent fi
tobacco, whiskey nor clothes mora than
\\7 - . *1 1 . ? _1_ i
necessary. vv u win get cows cuongii i
give us plenty of iniik and butter, and u
will attend to them, and we will get sow
sows and pigs and look after theui. Thci
will be a good garden and plenty of eliic!
ens raised. We will plant plenty of pot'
toes, corn, and whatever is to live on. I
short, we will go in for making a livid
first, and something to sill next.' You wi
find all will agree to it. Then just stick l
that for tlueo years, and tny word for it yo
will never say again that a living can't I
made in this counliy.
Now if any of you doubt it come to si
me, and I will show that it can be doin
and I will show you that it is done."
' iv'.ssiaiui.'o" is the name of a thrivin
; town Florida. Young ladies living (here
not dar: to name tin.'; lace of their lesidem
in the hearing id : (rangers.
it is slated th it every man is made f
the world. \Ye may say of some men th.
| we wouldn't have any more made like the
?for the we.ri i.
?
A i'i i.-soutu 'i? Ciuliieoth
Mo., Juno 15 ?A tornado v:-itod th's di
trict yesterday A r.uuib.T of build.n.
wore unroofed hero. Dennis Wolf v..
killed at !:i-i r. itiiiiicy Ii\;c miles ?Southoa
iron, i is city. jYn, house wis dcmolislu
ami I?'?, family cat "led through the air nboi
:tv? I: mil red feet and Mrs. Wolf's ski
badly cut
At Ulien ihfi i>::j liat brick church v.
demolished and at Fimmcr City elovc
buildings were destroyed, thousands
, trees uprooted and ihre<-fourths i f the
, [ilc ci <p of the vicinity d.vtrnyvd.
Kc<)NO>iYOFTuBraff1f^n Oats.? Now
'r that our farmers have gone so largely into r
'' the cultivation of oats, wo desire to pive
d them a few practical hints in regard to its ^
euonomic use. The old style plan of feedls
incr in (lie shenf is wasteful in the extreme, (
s as any farmer can ascertain who takes the j
r trouble to observe. One hundred pounds ?
d of sheaf oats of fair quality will thresh out
sixty eight pouu ls of shelled oats, all weigh'
ing thirty lwo pounds as the standard weight
d for a bushel j this would uiako two bushels ;
and lout pounds of grain. In feeding sheaf ,,
oats, 25 pound1, to th 3 mule or horse per
't day, is what is considered a proper allow
11 ance iur an amiu.il doing steady lurui work.
This 25 pounds of shoal' oats contains 17 j
: pounds of shelled oats, equal to a half bush- ^
>r el ami one pound over, which, though en- t
is lircly too much grain,yet it is necessary to t
r, give this much in the sheaf Id allow for ^
is the wnLte occasioned by this manner of
n feeding, as the animal is sure to loose much t]
't of lite grain while biting at of chewing t
i upon tiie straw. In feeding shelled oats, from t
is six to eight quarts is ample for a pleasure s
d or road horse, aud a peek and a half or
t twelve quarts, which is equal to twelvo ^
d pounds, is a liberal daily feed for a horse or c
u a mule engaged at hard ploughing. It
a will thus be soeu that feeding shelled oats n
'S iuvolvcs a saving of five pouuds per day, as
is agai ist feeding iu the sheaf, which is equal
o to a saving of a little more than ouo fourth
? on every bushel.
y Now, as the toll for threshing is only onet>
tenth, and as tho straw, properly housed or
u stacked, is just as valuable for long forago
11 after threshing as before, it can readily be
' seen how great is the economy of feeding the
y shelled outs over the wasteful plau of feed- u
J iug iu the sheaf. An economy wich iuvol- j
? ves lite saving of twenty-five bushels out s
u of one hundred, is something worth cousid- j
" ering, and therefore wo trust the readers of ^
y the Aiken ISccontcr, will ponder upon thes
substantial facts aud profit by them. t;
c At one time there existed in this section y
' a prejudice against oats as food for working a
animals, it beiug claimed chat it was not
u strong enough and therefore corn was better.
3 Never did there exist a geater fallacy.?
1- Oats is the best graiu iu the world for 1
t ... .... . u
a nurses, as it auounus in tuoso elements
'
\ which give strength and ho iith to^tbo ?Ut?
ft Mill ailhniU h??tii?rthig hlund n?.thu naxLa.
'> slant use of ludiun corn 1b more than apt u
u to do. While wo advocate an occasional r
h change of food for the horse or mule, we *'
u arc constrained to believe that no cereal is ?
" so nutritive and wholesome for a constant
11 diet as clean shelled oat*. We hope theren'
lbro that our fanners will increase the ^
1L> acreage year by year given to this valuable s
cereal, and that they will economize in its 1
b use. by having every bundle shelled care~
fully and preserving every pound of straw '
h ?A then Recorder.
Q ii
jouitn KV:j Or T\VC? Ll l'l'i.K Giuls.?Mr. a
jl O. M. Sadler, of the Southern Express y
Company, was in l!io city yesterday having t
}, in bis charge two young girls, 1) and 11 years .,
old, who recently arrived in this country j
,j from Brazil, and up to yesterday had been i
j in charge of a relative at llock Hill. The
story of their travels is an interesting oue. t
Some years ago a Mr. SchoGold, of Summit f
11 ill, I'ike county, Miss., went to South t
America and settled in business. lie ?
,s
married and a few years afterwards his ,
to . . .
Wife died, lcaviug the two children on his ,
hands, lie was soon attacked by consump* ,
tiou, and fearing to die there and leave his r
children alone, lie sold out everything he ^
had and bought them tickets to this country .
and sent them over here in charge of a .
II , # .
friend. Their grandfather, Uev. L. Sclio- ,,
i c r | '
jj | field, an old gcntlemau 70 years old, lives v
j .it Summit Hill, Miss., and was anxious to ;|
I have the tvyc children sent to him, but was i
III I: s
in u ijuuiMiaij ?4o IU nu\> u piuuttU; U3 lli^Y <;
are so young to travel such a journey alone. s
Mr ouhoiicld is a Musuii and throuuh the
; Llrnud Matter of tho Lodge at Jackson, j
' ' .Miss, opened communication with .Mr. M j
1. ( f lirivii, t loner i! rjnteudeiit of the ^
j Southern Lxpn; a t "Uiptoy, laying the case t
before hini. Asa result, Mr. O'llricn in <
; slruclcd Mr. f. i?. (1 illcspie, llio supcriu. ,
j leudeni, who at once arranged for tlieir ,
: tra;np:;rtation to the ohl Mississippi home* j
l' , The childn t) were taken from here to At- .
151 , ianta under the personal care of Mr. \V. .J. j
, (lecsswell and from thero they arc to be ^
: sent o'j tii.;ir journey in charge of another ,
s. ! specially appointed agent, with instructions
m; j not to leave tl c.n until they reach the arms
iS j of their gri.: Lathe r. i 1?o girls are hauicd '
l tioorgii Kunice and MdithL. Schofield, aud (
Hj arc bright, intelligent children. This is (
U( i one instance of the b lu lits of Masonry, and
,) j one can but admire the uciiou of a corpora
; lion that interests itself in two little waifs i
.,V) . il l crca h'> t.jii'l.M'iy l\>r then as tho Exi \
i, j jn\*s( .'injvt;?y <iill in this iustauoc.? C7/?j? i
i f ' ' >' (Jtiwrcf'i' f
;*: VI:-* ; ;vi-" ; .-<! . . rr ivs up'?n the sharp
' ' est fhorn? 1
Qvrrieu nis Money's Wortii.?A
nation l?f{tirtf*phoavy, says the New Vork
IYorbl. rushed into a Sixth avenue tcitS
;rnph ofliee. Poized a telegraph blank
mi n stub pen with a ball of dried ink on
he end and, by propping himself against
he counter, managed to write the following
ncssagc:
' Kate : I won't be home till morning.
Harry."
What'll that cost ?'* Paid the uian, bandog
the niopsagc through the porthole to tho
manipulator of electricity.
"Let mo see Seven words?15 cents."
"Fifteen, eh ! llow much for ten words ?"
"The same price; anything not exceedng
ton will cost you 15 cents to any adIrcss
in this city," answers tho operator,
linking a spring to inuzzlo au instrument
hat was sputtering as if it had delirium
remens.
4.1 "... I 1 4- 1 .t - .1 "
x iijjUuium unvu mo worm oi my
tioucy out of your corporation, thco," said
lie man, braoiug himself against the Conner
as he traced on a blank this clear met"
age :
''Incomprehensibility, manufacturers,
rausccudeutalism, Constantinople, concavoo
i vex, Massachusetts, nssassiuation, l'eunylvaii'a,
imperturbability, philoprogenitiveess."
"There, string that on your wire and *
ond her at a 2.40 gait," 6aid the mau, with
look of vcugcancc*iu his eye.
The operator counted the words, but vo!mtccrcd
the information that there was no
ensc in the message, and that tho diction?
,ry must have l>ccn ransacked for the longest
rords.
"I know 'hero's no souse in it. but Kato'll
niderstuud it all the samo. She'll know
'in 011 a drunk anyway when I send a mcsage
at this hour, whether it's sonse or not.
made 'cm loug, on purposc^to break tho
ack of your darned machine. Shovel 'cm
n and start tho crank. I'm in for a good
imo. Never mind tho expense. Here's
our 15 ccuts." And the man ran out
nd hailed a passing cab.
The Had Boy in a New IIolk.?"Say,
id I tell you about pa and ma having
-oublo V' said tho bad boy to tho grocery
?ao. ... * *
' No. ,W. U.o iWJ"
"Well, fou seo, ma want* to 4oonouiizo
ulSillE J.l.i, And px tt;?U UOUk gdlliaj tlHn-"'
icr ninco he quit drinking and reformed,
ind I have kept on growing until I am bigger
than he is. Funny, ain't it, that a boy
liould be bigger than his pa? Pa wanted
t new suit of clothes, and ma said she would
ix him, nud so she took one of tnj old
uitsand made it over for pa, and ho wore
hcui a week before lie knew it wis an old
uil made over, but ono clay he found a
luudful of dried up angle-worms in the
listol pocket that I had forgot wkcu I was
ishing. and pa laid tlio angle-worms to ma
lid ma had to explain that she uiudu over
me of my old suits for pa. lie was mad and
ook them oil'and threw them out tho hack
riudow, and swore he would rever huuiilale
himself hy wearing his son's old clothes,
da tried to reason with him, hut ho was
iwful worked up and said he was no old
diarwy hospital, and he stormed around to
ind his old suit of clothes, hut ma had sold
hoca to a plaster of paris image peddler,
ind pa hadn't anything to wear, and he
vautcu ma io go ?o tlio alley and pick
ip the suit lie threw out tho window, but
lie rag man had picked thctn up and was
joing away, and pa ho grabbed a linen
luster and put it on and went out after tlio
ngpiokcr, and lie run and pa after liini,-.ud
bo rag man told a policeman thoro was an
scaped lunatic from the asylum, aud ho
vas chasing people all ove. the city,
iml the policeman took pa by the
iucn ulster aud pulled it nil', and lie was a
ight when they took him to the polieo
tation. Ma and me had to go down aud
Mil him out, and the police lent us a tar*?
Miilin to put over pa, and we got him
ionic, aud he is wearing his summer pants
vhile the tailor make* hiiu a now pair of
lot! :es. 1 think pa is too excitable* and
no particular. 1 never kicked on wearing
ki's old clothes, aud I think ho ought to
year mine now. Well, L must go down to
lu sweetened wind factory and jerk soda,"
iml the boy went out and bung up ' sign
n front of the store : "spinago r trccns,
bat the cat lias made a ncslof over Sun*lay."?Pules
Sun.
The busy bee is bold up as an cvnmplu
>! industry to the boys, yet what a terrible
>x:unp!c In1 is. II boys wcro like bees you
rouldn't put your nose intotlu soliool-roow
vithout getting it thumped.
Wo approvo of the organization of tornteranco
schools for children and young
people, and hail this inovemcnt as the dawnng
of a bright day for the cause of tcuipcr?!!CO.
Never spend your money befoio you
javo it.