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VOL. XIV?New Series. UNION C. H., SOUTH Ciu^HRc? JANUARY 19. 1883. NUMBER 3. :
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THE MATWnVfiT.'EHnwWV 1 TU. a .L-. .. '
A Vivid Skktcii of tiik Battlk of Fra.ski.im.
It was the 80th of November, 1801. At 4
o'clock .in the afternooi the line of battle was
formed, Stewart on tho right, Cheatham on the
loft, their right and left flanks, interlocked like
Parthian shields, composing the centre. Qen.
Stephen D. Lee's Corps was hold in reserve ?
Cleburne's position was in the centre, his divis"
ion formed in three battle lines and ho at its
head. Thus arranged Hood's lino was nearly
two miles long, advancing, curved liko a Mus
eulman'a scimitar, with the blade to the foe.
But let us follow Cleburno. Bugles were blowing,
drums beating and binds playing. A courier
dashed up to Clehurno's presence and soon
the word "Attention !" was given, then "Forward,
march !" and the column passed over a
hill and through a little skirt of wood*. Soon
e fjfe< 1 into an open field and steadily
they pressed on with "proper cadence" toward
the rampart of blood and death. The Federal
batteries began to open. First came solid shot *
bounding over the earth and tearing and crashing
through the ranks ; then the shrieking shells
flew through the air on the wings of destruction,
bursting under and above and around the men,
and at every explosion unbinding more evils than
over flew from Pandora's box. Twilight was
coming on. "Forward, men 1" was repoated
all along (Inline. A living sheet of fire was
poured inlo their ranks. Bu: the tnon pressed
forward until the terrfic roar ran from centre to
flank, from wing to wing.
Night came and the two armies fought like
two blind giants in despair. Cleburne's old war
cry rang out above tho din ofarms: "Follow tno,
boys 1" Onco again, and again, and again, seven
times, Cloburno's division, and, indeed, all
P of Hood's army, charged tho breastworks. And
once again, and again, and again, seven times
were they repulsed. Every time they formed
and re-formed under a most galling fire. At
one times, just before dusk, Cleburne captured
a portion of the works and turned the guns of a
Federal battery on their former owuers ; but it
was only for a few moments?a little silver rilt
in the battle clouds that enveloped him in the
darkness. It was the hottest fire Clebnrne had
ever mot. It was but one stream of blnzing hell.
Confederates were on nnn niiin nf lli?
and Federals ontthe other. Men fell flat on their (
faces and fired from behind the bodies of their <
dead comrades. Dead soldiors filled the entrenchments.
Bio ,d made the earth as slippery
03 an ice pond. Thus tho firing was kept up 1
until after midnight, and gradually died out. 1
But both armies held their own. The Confeder- *
atos passed the night where they wero, just out?ido
the breastworks, The Federals only a few
feet off, held their cover until near daybreak, 0
when they were quietly marohed away and retreated
back to Nashville.
j*. n<>W OLKUUUNB D1KD.
But when the morrow's Sdrf began to Ktghl ?
up the sky the surviviug soldiers looked out .
upon a sad battlefield. The dead were piled one
on top of the other in awful heaps and the wounded
seemod thicker than the uncounted stars. .
illorses, like men, had died game upon the detfencos.
Cioburue's body lav thorc on top of the
breastworks, ghastly in the sleep of dcath(
.pierced 4with forty-nine bullets, through aud
through; Ilis mare had her forefeet on top of
the works, dead in that position.
Not far from where Cleburne lay was seen the
dead body of Gen. Adams. His horse had his
forefect on one side of the works and his hind- |
feet on tho other, dead. The General seems to
havo been caught so that he was held to the
horse's back, sitting bolt upright in his saddle,
as if living, riddled and torn with balls. Gen. ^
Stah! lay by the roadside and his horse by his
side, both dead, and all his staff. Gen. Gist (
from South Carolina, was lying with his sword,
reaohiug across the breastwork, still grasped in
his hand. He, too, was dead. Gen. Cranberry,
of Texas, an 1 his horse were seen?horse and
rider right on top of the breastworks, dead. *
^ All dead I Four thousand five hundred soldiers
all lying side by side in death. Thirteen Con- (
federate Genorals were killed and* wounded. (
Six brothers, members of a Misissipi regiment,
were all dead. "This was the bloodiest pioture
in the book of Time 1"
-4 The route over whioh Cleburne's command
had marched the day previous to the battle of
Franklin lay through some of the richest and
loveliest oountry in all the 8outh. The roads
from Mount pleasant to Columbia run through
a farming district, fertile as the famous Blue
Grass region of Kentucky, and in the highest
. state of improvement. Six miles from Columbia
la what is known as the "Polk and
Pillow Settlement," or as it is now called,
Aahwood. Here the distinguished and wealthy
families bearing those names lived in a style
of elegance and eaao but few baronial estates <
of Europe could afford. Gen. Leonidas Polk, 1
(he Bishop; was born; here so, too, was ex-Prestdwnt
James K. Polk, Gen. Luoius Polk, Col. 1
William Polk, Col.George Polk, Col- \ndrew J.
Polk, Oen. Gideon S. Pillow, Col. Jerome Pillow,
andothei prominent and famous persons. Nearly
all of those gentlemen owned large plantations
In Arkansas, Mississippi or Louisianna, and had
\ prinoely incomes from their cotton and sugar
erops; but here, at Ashwood, they bad their
superb homesteads, mansions each with a manor,
and their surroundings were in keeping with
everything refined taste eould suggest and
^almost unlimited purses oould purchase.
OLKBOSXS'S ROMANTIC OEAVI,
Being sealous ohuroh people these gentlemen
had built a beautiful Protestant Episoopal chapel,
and hard by was the famity burying ground.
It was a very romantio place and the neighborhood
quite typioal of the flush days of our sunny
r..? Southland. The ohapel was in the purest Gothic
style, and Its walls and sharp-pointed roof
were quite concealed by olambering ivy, while
(he flowers and the shrubbery looked fresh and
green even on this bleak November day. As
Cleburne, with his staff, rode by, the general
reined up his horse and lingered for a moment
to admire a spot of suoh singular beauty. To
Jilro, however, it waa ?h? beam/ of aadotaa. |
> ? umiera mm utoomeu there seemed ready I
fivlo and wither on the breast of death; the evei
green was watting to lay upon his cotfin-lid, an
frost glitt red on the fairest rose like jewclle
mockery. Cleburne had a presentiment of tli
nearness of death. Turning to one of his sta
officers, he said with a sigh: "If I fall in tli
coining fight, bury me hero at Ashwood." Tw
day3 aftor his mangled form was placed beneat
the sod at Ashwood. The service of the Episcopi
Church was said by Bishop Quintard, and the
the soldier slept in the grave he had chosei
.?C. K. Robert in (hi Philadelphia Timet.
A Traoic Game of Poker.?I remember 011
time when wo were on our way to New Orlean
on a Misissippi ltiver s-.eamboat. Bill and I st
up a game in the main saloon. The play use
to be kept up pretty much all day, and sometime
we would win or lose several thousand dollar
In day. Thft game was at its briskest in th
evening, after dinner, when most of the boy
were more or less'full of wine, and wcro some
times very heavy. Well, one night wo wer
just going to sit down to the table, the lamp
were lighted, and two new decks of [cards wer
broken, wheualittlo fellow with a big moustache
who sail he was a Kentuckian. asked to joi
the game, as he wanted to learn it. lie showe<
\ big ro'l of money, and we assented, thinkin
we had caught a regular sucker. We hadn'
been playing half an hour when Bill, on the
finuiger a ueai, got iour Kings pat and startei
off by raising the pot $100, the ante being $50
rhe pool mounted up to otor $5,000
beforsathe draw, and, much to his surprise
Bill simply called the first bet of $500, and th
bands wore then shown. The stranger liai
scarce time to lay down four acos on the tab!
when Bill raised one of his coat tails in his hand
ind discharged the revolver through the pocket
The stranger threw up his hands, half rose fron
lis chair, and with a moan fell forward on th
able, knocking over the lairp, and then turn
ale 1 back on the floor dead. Of course (ho excite
nent was tremendous; revolvers were drawn,
uul a general panio ensued. Bill never lost hi:
acrve for a second. Say's he : Gentlemen, jus
ct me explain this little matter. That man hole
four aces, and here is the oue I discarded from
ny own hand. 1 never saw a deck of card
villi two nccs of spades, and I'll swear that thi
leek was all right when-1 counted it at the be
ginning of the game, and so will my friend hen
meaning me.) An 1 if you wantany more evi
Icnce, look, here; and with that he yanked of
he Kcntuckian's false mustache, and who should
he stranger be but Chipper Jim, a noted skit
ind desperado. We made up a committee to
shuck the body overboard. One of the queer
sal parts of the whole business woi, when w<
same to count the stamps the half of it was
sounterfcil money.
. .
A DuelFocoht Almost A Century Aoo,?St
Vugustine, Fla., December 31.?On Thursday,
trbile'engaged in tearing down a portico of the
esidencc of Mr. Fuustina Pacctti, preparatorj
o making repairs on the same, L. T. Canova
ound a sword hidden away between the raftors
if the roof. Upon making inquiries in relation
o the same ho learned that the sword hat
teen concealed in the place where he found ii
or perhaps.sevonty-five or eighty years. Th<
iarjt atttcned to it M lavenmuug .
It would appear that one evening, while Fieri
da was yet in possession of Spain, a grand bal
sas given, at which was gathered the elite o
the city. One of the ladies present was notec
or her beauty, and her hand was eagerly sough
tfier by the officers of the garrison for tho man;
dcosant dances- Owing to some misunderstand
ng she became engaged to two of the caballeroi
or the same dance. Tho consequence was i
(uarrel, which resulted in the cessation of thi
nusic through the cutting of the strings of the
nstrument. Hot words and insulting lnngungi
tossed between theofficers and the two rnpaircJ
o the open streets and engaged in a duel, it
vhich one of thorn fell. The survivor, dropping
tis sword , fled precipitately from the spot.
One of the l'aoetii f unily, a boy of some 4 or
years, witnessed tho encounter, and, running
>ut, picked up the sword and carried it int<
he house. Not wishing to bo called upon a:
witnesses, the parents of the child concealed (hi
word and kept all knowlcdgo ofit from thei
leighbors. Thus (he old blade has been in it
>lace upward of three generations.
A North Carolina Mystkrt.?Beaufort, N
j.., December 21.?Early this morning a larg
ichooner anchored off Morebcad City on thi
:oast. AJboat was sent ashore, in which were
landsomely dressed woman and three children
[t is reported that the fair passenger escapei
from St. Michael's Island, whero she was sen
lome timo ago for an attempt to poison her hus
t>and. The story is that the woman, througl
ihe assistance of a friendly sea captain, effectei
tier escape from the islaud with her children
tnd having converted what property she ha<]
into cash, came to Moorehead. She and th
little ones will at once loave for the North. 1
is said that those who ought to know the trutl
of this story declined to talk about it to stranger*
?:
A Strange Story.?A few days ag
Et reliable gentleman said to us: "In m
neighborhood nine, young men, intimat
friends, of good fumilios iu oomfortabl*
circ uuastauccs, and have died in the pat
three months. They all died of the same die
ease, typhoid fever, and no two of then
were sick at the same time. As the firs
drow near 'his death ho sent a messag
to his best friend, tho one who nezc sickene
and died, nskiug and advising him to lea<
a KnMnr litfn 'I Kn at inn mnaamvA uioa con
by each mao beforo ho died, and each reoi
pient was the next victim of the fatal fcvei
?Barnwell People.
? ?
, To Break Doos prom Sucking Egoi
-j-Brenk an egg and after pouring out pai
of the white, put in seveu grains of tarte
emetic; lay the egg in the yard where th
dog will find it; ho will be sick for a day o
two, but will not bo injured. Should th
doso fail, repeat it?it is seldom, however
that the second dose is required.
Stable manure is peferable to nny othe
fertiliser. No farmer can afford to wast
his manuro. All of it should be saved am
utilised. In many oases farming would b
more profitable if less land was cultivate
with higher fertilisation. One aoro highl
manured should pay better than three bu
half manured and half cultivated.
*
,0 WHY THE GIRLS DON'T K&.RRY.
r* "What are wo girls to do?*'
d This, writes a correspondent in the St. (
d Louis Spectator, was the question of a
>e beau tit'ul Richmond belle. "Here thero
ff are," coutinujd this lovely woman,
ie "in tho best of society of our city, over 1
o two hundred aud fifty marriageable girls, i
h many of them highly accomplished and attractive
women, fitted to grace auy position;
n and in all Richmond we have not a dozen
)# really eligible men. Wo have hosts of
beaux, but no prospective husbands Our i
streets swarm with pleasant young fellows, i
e who do for escorts, dancing partners and
is flirtatio i material, but wo have absolutely j
no uicn to whom an intelligent spirited,
d ambitious girl could possibly think of tying '
'g herself and her fortufios. They lack educa- i
e tion, indcpcndenco, purpose?everything <
a that is necessary to rise. Theru is no fu- j
' ture for them, and apparently none for us .
e but to form nn old maid brigade and start
on a crusade to somo of the far Western '
(> Territories, where sterling men arc plenty t
n and worneu uro scarce," i
d They did uot go crusading to the west,
B and to-day the lamentations of tho Virgi3
uia bcllo fiuds full justification in 'he fact *
1 that Richmond is literally ovorrun with 1
?. those uiost estimable, but seldom envied t
? or enviablo porti in of tho divine economy )
known as old maid. Every ball room and ,
j parlor wall is richly tapestried with these
c slightly faded flowers.
, Rut Richmond is not alone in this deli- '
cious misery. Tho samn complaint eoes ud i
* from every city in tho land. The West
sends to the East a gentle moan of sympa.
thetio woe. 1'lenty of girls, lovely as the
, sun ever shono on, but a panicky lack of
' desirable young men.
j Thus spoke a clever and accomplished
, young lady not long ago to a journalist:
s "You mockingly criticise us for oncour)
aging the attentions of what you contcmp"
tuously stylo 'whipper-snappers,''snips'aud
8 'callow goslings.' but how can we help it?
r There are twenty of these little fellows in
i society where there is one really desirable
1 uan; and if it were not for thom wo would
miss many an entertainment that we want to
* attend, many an opera an 1 play, many a set
in daucing, that wo now enjoy. But for
these very pigmies, with three-hair power
moustaches that you speak of so scornfully,
| every girl would be left at home ha'f the
, times she now gets out, aud would be a
, wall flower more than half tho time when
she managed to inveigle her father or broth1
cr into escorting her to parties aud recep1
tions. You find me plenty of those cultiva}
ted aspiring men, with a future ycu talk
- Die 01 appreciating thorn and ready to dro^p
1 all their retinue of'snips' for them at any .
f tiuio. Bring on your'raal men.' Trot ou' j
' your muclwtalkedof thorough'brcds." ,
She was only a debutante, but she non- .
r . . 1
. plussed him. Tell over all the masculine
j beads of your society rosary; lake an inven- ,
i tory of your male acquaintances in what is |
e called good society and you will have to ,
' admit that this vehement young girl iudict- .
mcnt is a "true bill." All over this coun <
, try a man-famine prevails.
; We have hosts of society follows?swells |
giddy boys?but they aro hardly the hus. ,
band material a sensible woman would select.
Many of them are kind hearted, agreeable
s little creatures, disposed to do everytlrng in (
B their power to earn the gratitude cf the girls,
r to whoso enjoy moot they contribute thejus
selves and all they have and are. But a
considerable proportion of them aro fr?;ks
l# of nature, ouly to be accounted for when tho
e creation of mosquitoes, fleas, mumps and
s measles is explained. They arc as much
a alike, fiud them where you will, as so many
peas. There is not originality enough in
t them for the tailors thoy patronize to get up
sufficient difference tn he recn</iii?f?d nmlor
li a microdor.pc. Their physiognomies nro
1 mild burlesques on (ho lap dog family.
i California Farms.?The statistics
e giveo by tho Los Angelos, California, Daily
[t Commercial, as to tho iuimouso farms of
I, that State, are doubtlesi oorrect, but they
, arc astonishing. It quotes a list of a dozen ;
* large California farms, and adds the fob i
o lowing in the southern part of the State : ,
y The late Dan Murphy, of Santa Clarn, with
e his 1G,000,000 acres ; Haggin & Corr, with
0 300,000 acres; Miller A Lux, 600,000 acres;
it Gen. Beale, with 200,000 acres; H. M. '
I. Ncwhall, with 48,000 acres; Laukershim ,
, A Co., 50,000 acres; B. F. A G. K. Portor,
t 36,000 aores; Moffit A Maclay, 20,000 acres;
c E. J Baldwin, 20,000 acres; J. A L. bixby, 1
d 30,000 acres; J. Irvine, 48,000, acres; John '
1 G. Downey, 75,000 acres; I. \V. Hellman i
it 25,000 acres; Uichard Gird, 30,000 acres; |
- J. S. Flood, 137,000 acres; Thomas R. j
r. Bard, 50,000 acres; D- Freeman, 50,000
acres, and numerous other farmers and stock 1
growers whose farms extend into tens of
i. thousands of acres. This is a great country 1
t and it docs not all lie in Colusa. *
T
e Srnt IIim a Check.?"John," said an
,r Indiana avenuo lady to her husband the
B other morning, "you know Harry's expenses
at eolleee are Quite lame this vear. and he
writes me that he don't see how he's goiog
to get along without tnoro help."
:r "That's all right," said the husband, "I
e seut him a check yesterday."
I "You sent him ohcok ?"
e "Yes; I wrote him that ho wouldu't get
d another dollar out of uio before Christinas.
<f If that don't aot as a check on his blamed
it eztravganco, I don't kno / what will.?
Chicago Check.
Cd^^HlAMS?' The principal thing
in o^HH^pius (a to got them just silt
?no??Npthcu? and not so salt as to
iujur^^B|iTOr and cause thorn to get
hard.l^^Bps should be neatly triminod and
cut rj^Hfog, to Imitate as close as possible
tho h^Bbfcommerce.
"T^MUooely, so there shall bo no masses
at the lowest extremity of the
hauis^^Kp shoulders may bo cut in shapo
conv^^Htfor packing, and they should be
sultc^^^Kp^rate- packages from the hams.
CttWd by both dry salting and
brind^^HniMg^ulting is empolyed tho
hamiiM^PM^^C^Ma with salt and sugar.
Bot<r$^WI^ffi^^^t1myar?Tmo6hed-d? !
in platforms or tablus, the surface of which
s spread with a layer of salt, and each hara
s also covered with salt. When taken up
o rub, which is usually done fivo or six
imcs, a shallow box is at hand in which to
lo tho work.
"When brine is used, prepare a pickle
itrong enough to float an egg and stir into
t sufficient auuunt cf sugar and molasses
o give it a sweetened taste. Sours adJ a
ittlc saltpetre to color the meat, while others
:laim it tends to harden the meat. In inodjrato
quantities, it is generally acccepted as
jenenctui. uover the hams with pickle and
slaco the packages where the temperature
s uniform and above freezing. For hams
jf twelve pounds four weeks wili bo suffix
jient; large hams must remain in brine a
lonscr time. In general, three to Revcn
arceks embraces the extremes of time required
for domestic curing of hams, varying
is to sizo of hams, temperature and time
vhen they will be required for use. When
t is designod to preserve hams through the
lummcr they must not be removed from the
sickle too soon.
"Shoulders require much tho same trcatncnt
as do hams, and both should be careFully
smoked. The preservative principle
e 1- - i ?
ii suiuiwu lo Known ns creosote. Smoke
made by bu'rn:ng corn cobs is highly csecuicd,
but those engaged in curing meat ;
)Q a large scale prefer the smoke obtained
roui dry hickory that has been stripped of
ts bark. The smoking process must not be
oo much hurried or the creosote will not
iave time to penetrate the ontiro substance
>ftho meat. Ten days' smoking is usuilly
sufficient, unless the pieces are very
practiced by
lome of the leading packing houses, consists
n creating tho smoke in an oven outside of
:,he smoke house and passed through under,.
;round pipes iuto it. Tho smoke, rising
From tho floor to the top of the house, enjjuntere
two opposito curreuts of air drawn
From tho outside. Those currents cause tho
jtnoko to form into a rapidly revolving horizontal
column which passes amo jg the hams.
The smoke is zot warm, and there is no
heat to melt the hams or hot air to blacken
them. Tho hams uuder this process aro
smoked in vary much less time than by the
old method.
''While cunvassiug hams has nothing to
do with their flavor it is a protection from
insects, and will pay the farmer for the extra
labor. It should be dono beforo warm
weather. Wran each ham in coarse hrnwn
paper and then sew it up in cotton cloth, cut
to suit the size, following the shape of the
h in, When covered as described, dip ihcm
in a wash made of lime water and colored
with yellow ochre. Hang up in a cool place
to dry. The wash closes the interstices o^
the muslin, and the whole forms a perfect
protection against insects. The room in
which any kind of cured meat is stored
should be dry and cool, and the darker the
better.?N. Y World.
Tub People Who Die in a Year.
?Dc you kno.v how many people die every
year ? In order to kuow this wo need only
to examine the statistics of the world's pop.
a u.a oaa aaa aaa
uiafciuu. iioia iiua ouv,uuu,uui; I u na u 11 UN is*
Kuropo, 305,000, 000; Africa 201,000,000;
America, 86,000,000; Ocoanica, 50,00000.
rheso, remember, are low estimates, which
give a total of only 1,400,000,000. Allowing
to the inhabitants of tho oarth an avcrago
life of 39 years we hod that every year,
35,135,000 people dio, which gives a total
of 90,720 deaths par day?3,780 deaths
per hour?G3deaths ovory minuto, or more
than ono every seoond. Thu9, every second,
as a French author expresses it, "a
leaf falls from tho vrst treo of humanity, to
be forthwith roplaoed by a now ouo."
A Davy Crockett in Petticoats.?
A correspondent writing from Kingston,
New Mexico, says : "Hero, also, lives a
woman of some thirty-fivo or forty summers,
who is a wonder. She hasjust com
Elcted * log cabin, and did all the work
crself except putting up the last logs.?
She cut the logs hauled them, and made
the shingles to oovor it. ( saw her ride
in town yesterday (Sunday) on a horse.?
In front of her was a deer she hai just
killed. You will probably thiuk she is a
lovoly widow. 8uch is not the caso. She
has a husband and ho takes euro of thcchil.
drcn. (Good boy ")
f
The Major's Artificial Leo.?Major
Todd, of Bangor, Me., lost his right leg at
the battle of Fredericksburg, and some time
ago bo pu. chased an artificial leg from a
man in Washington. It contained a system
of springs which cniblcd the Major to
use it in such a natural manner that when
he was walking along the street nobody
would for a iniunnt suppise that he had
uot both of his own legs.
One Sunday, while tho Major was on his
way to church, ho slipped upon tho ico
and gave the store leg a severe wrench. lie
must have dislocated somo of the springs;
for, alter reaching the church and takiug
Lhf ?ihWw wan
ing tho Scriptures, the log sud lenly flow up
and rested on the back of the scat in front
of him. The congregation looked at him
in amazement, and ho grow very red in the
face. As soon as he took it dowu it
jumped up again and wiggled about on
the back of tho pew, finally kicking Mrs.
Thompson's bonnet to rags. Then the Ma I
jor suppressed it ncrain. and held it down i
, -- .
but it instantly begau a. convulsive movement
in his own pew, during which it upset .
the stools, plunged around among the hymn
hooks and hats, and hammered the board c
beneath the scat until the minister had to 1
stop- The sexton came rushing in to find
out what was the matter, and tho Major,
after explaining the difficulty in a whisper, (
asked the sexton to let him lean on him 1
while lie charged on the front door. As 1
soon as the Major got into the aisle that .
dislocated leg kicked the the sexton sixteen .
or seventeen times in a most insolent man- j
ncr, varying the exercises by making ceceu- ?
trie swoops off to ono side, during which 4
:* - * ? ?...
it. Mt-fccu eigne 01 mo iiigu Hits at tlie pow
doors into black silk chaos. v
By tho time the Major rcachod the ^cs- a
tibulc the leg had become perfectly reck- t
loss. It flew up before aud it flow up be- ^
liiud. It butted against the good leg, and, '
darted out sidewise, and described circles, t
and tried to insert its toes in the Major's j
coat-tail pockets, and to whack him on the 1
nose. When the sexton came with the !
hack and put the Major in it the leg bang*ed
through the window glass, and when the |
driver got down t.? see about it the leg bran- t
dished itself iu his face, and concluded the
exercise by planting a terrible blow in his
tbW Wd1 bi\fi ten 'dollar's to take
tlio leg off, 'and tho driver accepted the
offer. For several minutes it eluded all
his efforts to cateli it as it danced about, 1
but finally ho got hold of it and hung on ^
while the Major tried to unbuckle the i
straps, Thcu it came off and rolled the j
driver in the uiud. lie got up to watch it. ^
It writhed and kicked and jumped and
throbbed and hopped; and wheuevcr it 1
would make a dash to ono side or the otii- <
er the crowd would scatter in order to give t
it full play. Finally Ben Woolley set his ?
dog on it, and a most exciting contest ensued,
the log two or thrco times running
off with tho dog; and it seemed likely that '
the dog would get whipped. Mr Woolley 1
got a crow bar and aimed a blow at the 1
leg, with the intent to smash it; but he (
missed and nearly killed the dog. As soon
as the dog retired, Mr. Woolley whacked it I ^
again and burst it into flinders, and then *
there was peace. The Major drove homo 1
and got his crutches, and since then he has t
confined himself to the use of a wooden leg ,
without spriugs.? Chicayo Herald.
What Goes with a Fa km.?When a <
farm is bought or sold, questions often arise
as to what goes with it, and disputes may (
often be avoided if farmers know just what
their farm dords include. In "brief, says
MrHaigh, of tho Detroit bar, in the American
Agriculturist, where no reservations <
aro made in the deed, the convoyance in- |
eludes the laud, the buildings upon it, and |
all such chattels or articles as have become (
so attached or fixed to tho soil or to the
buildings as to become what is known in '
law as "fixtures." What constitutes a fixture
depends largely on the intention of tho (
owner in putting it there, and also upon tho
manner in which it is affixed. Anything 1
so affixed to the soil or tho buildings, that
it cannot bo removed without injury, nearly
always goes with the farm; and anything of a
permanent nature, fitted for permanent use, 1
and annexed thereto by the owner with that
intention, generally goes with the land,
though it might be soverod without any
iujury, as tho following examples will illustruto
: All fences on the farm go with it,
but no fencing materials, as rails, etc., if
bought elsewhere and piled upon the farm,
aud not yet buil t into a fence; they havo ncv:
eryct been "annexed." But rails cut from
timber standing on tho farm, nud piled up
for future use, go with it; their original
annexation is not severed by being changed
from standing trees to rails. If, however,
they were cut with tho iutention of using
them elsewhere than on tho farm, they
would then he personal property, and would
not pass. Tho bare intention in the mind
of the owner in this instanco makes the
1
vmmvivuvu 1/bvnovu itui oovavu IIUU ptOUIJUl
property. Hop poles, if they have been
onoo used upou the farm, aro regarded as
n part of it, though at the time of sale they 1
nro stored away for futuro use Loose scaffold
poles, however, laid across tho beams I
of a barn, have bern held not to be a part |
of the realty. Standing trees, of courso,
aro part of tho farm ; so aro trees cut or
blown down, ifleft whero they fall, but not
if corded up for sale; tho wood has tlion
bccomo personal property, i
SciKNTIPIO FARMING PRACTICAL?MrRuckmaster,
before a well attended iuueidj?
of farmers, held at Tudley 10 Englaud,
,o consider a schouie for teaching the sci;no
of farming, said that thoie was ik?
>pinioo moro deeply engraved in the tnrnd
)f the English farmer, than the belief that
here was'somo antagonism botweon science
md practice. Some eveu went so far as
o say that the two arc incompatible. The
urutcr who drains his laud, or tries a new
nanurc, or a new plan, or a now crop,
tails hixself a practical uian; ho despises
ill experiments, and laughs at tho leachngs
oi'scicntitic men. lie is not conscious
hat. when ho is thinking over new plans
md adopting new methods of cultivation,
ac may bo illustrating in his daily work, a
9t ohewical and physHpgfoJ expermcnts
of extreme complexity ana iulporancc.
Meu of the highest order of intelect,
and whose researches were tho roost
uiginal, have been p-actical men. Practico
md theory are but pluses of the sauic form
>f thought. The practical farmer, if ho
iver permits his mind to riso abive the
raditions and empirical rules of his foroathers,
and asks, "Couldu't that have
iccn done in a belter an<J more perfect
vay ? would not this be an improvement?"
jceouics a theorist; and, when he tries to
eulize these conceptions, become' a prac*
ical mau.
Theory and practico arc inseparable in
ivcry art, however much men may seek
o disunite them. The most practical
nan is often tho most theoretical. Every
iperation is with him a theory. He rocoglizes
no change. lie will admit no trial or
xpcrinicnt, because that would be an accnowlcdgcmcnt
of science. Every science
s built up of principles, and these principles
sarried into work we call practico. There
s the science of astronomy and tho art of
lavigation; the science of geometry, and tho
irt of measuring; tho science of mechanics
ind the artof making ma< h'ntry; the scimcc
of chemistry and tho art of agriculture.
Vlmost every science is the basis of a cog>>
late art. The most obvious and natural
ray of arriving at a real knowledge of tho
irt of agriculture would be to know somehing
of those prinriplos on which tho art is
>ascd; art being nothing more than the apilieation
of principles previously acquired,
k farmer who is able to uuite a perfect
nastery of principles with a knowledge of
>ractical details, is an educated and scicnific
farmer. It might reasonably be inferred
hat the shortest rnd easiest method of learnni:
any industrial art and surest guide to
\/?\u "
.w., U.owicuV/O iU HIV? ttll, ttUUlU DO a
mowledgc ofthusc fundamental principles
ipon which the art was based. No amoun t
f practical skill and experience could ever
An Enthusiast on Onions.?I know
his : An onion is the most vilified and
vorst traduced esculent there is, and yet it
s one of the most delicious to some persons
,hat the earth produces. There is one thing
,hat it lacks and that is popularity. I know
neu who, if they experience the wh'ff of an
)uion, become so sick that they arc in tho
icepcs'. imaginable misery for hours there iftcr.
On the other hand there are those
vho are so passionately fond of onions that
.hey would rather cat a mess of ouions than
;o sit down to tho finest banquet in the
and. General S. F. Hunt is ono of them,
jlencral Hunt is an enthusiast on the subect
of onions. lie told me once that every
: t_. it - i /? n i ?
init; uu visits iuu rosiueuce 01 a iriena 01
fiis who makes a specialty of raising a particularly
fine species of onions, he cats so
many that be is ashamed of hiuasclf. Many
times he slips off t o a restaurant and enjoys
a feast of his favorite iu several courses.?
lie says that those are the happiest moments
of his life. To the traveling man tho
onion is the best friend in the world.?
VTou can't think of any shapo that an,
jnion is not good. Boiled, stewed, fried
baked, fricasseed, escolloped, roasted, pickled
or raw, they arc palatable and delicious'
looked with potatoes, beefsteak, turkey or
luck, they arc exceedingly savory. Just
let a fellow banging around the country,
disgusted with the fare he receives at outof-the-way
hotels or boarding houses, oat a
raw onion and sec how it will brace him up.
If you have taken too much tea of an even:
J _i At.. # * -
mg, uuu icei me worse ror your Dout tne
next morning, manage to get on the outside
of aa onion or two, auil see how it will help
you. Onions nro excellent cures for heavy
colds, as everybody knows. Then when a
fellow becomes wakeful, just let hitn fill up
on nice sliced onions. Gracious to goodness,
what a comfortable drowsiness will come
over him ? lie forgets all care ond sinks
into a regular old-fashioned, forty-knot
snooze that docs him a power of good, 1 tell
you.? Spr ivy field Globe
Waiit He Diei> Op.?An old lady from
this city who was visiting in Boston heaid
a doctor giving a description of a late patient's
illness and asked what disease he
had died of.
'Euthanasia,"answered the Boston doctor
with professional accuracy.
"Youth in Asia !" rotorted the old ladv
<* J
?ncvcr heard of it before. Thero ain't no
lich nauie in mj jography 1"
"Oh I" said the doctor, politely, "it
means that the mental and physical forces
havo succumbed to tho invasion of years
?nd tho vital (ires burned out from lac; of
fuel?exhausted theniselvos, ns it were."
"llumoh.'' fniil tlm mvaiifi.vl tiuiinf
r t - J * J
shortly, "wc call it old age in Detroit."