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VOL. X.?New Series. UNION C. II., SOUTH CAROLIMBSEPTEMBER 19, 1879. NUMBEE 38.
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DEFERRED NEWS HEMS.
A Terrible Plague Carrying of
Young Men in Georgia.?Yorkville, Ga
September 7.?For tho past mouth ther
has becu a fearful disease raging iu Polk
Paulding aud llaralson Counties. Thephyt
iciaus are baffled" and tho people aro dyin:
with unusal rapidity iu this famously health,
scctiou. I have asked several physician:
what.this disease is, and they all say they d<
not know. One thing is certain. It is fear
fully fatal, aud seems to continue to spread
One very strange circumstance is that it at
tacks young men alone ; but one old man ha
yet died. Over lifty young tncu, in the ful
important portion of the tacts and informa
tion gathered by the couiuiissiou. Jioth
largo farmers, and both arc conscrva
live in puUvtnq
AUV KltTISING A TkKROK 'lu Tiiiev KS
?"Ueforo 1 ever steal anything," remarked
a citizen of this county yesterday, in con
vcrsation with a newspaper man, "I an
going to kill all the editors and have all tin
newspapers stopped." The occasion of this
energetic utterance was this : The speaker
sat on liis front porch the other day reading
the Observer. II is eye had just fallen upon
an advertisement for a stolen horse, when a
man rode up to the gate on horseback and
hailed him. He looked again at the advertisement
and then at the horse. The do
scription fitted the horse at the gite to a
dot. He went out and the rider engaged
him in conversation. lie proposed to sell
the animal and offered it at such a price as
to convince the citizen the more fully that
it was the one referred to in the advertisement,
and lie thereupon took both horse and
rider into custody. His suspicions were
perfectly well-grounded, and, thanks to the
VPrlleAIVIOlH liurihinofn muttAx *'?
in possession of tlie horse and the thief is in
durance.? Charlotte Observer.
m
That boy'll be the death of his grandmother
yet. He wasn't allowed to come to
^ the first table, there were so many dinner
guests, but lie kept them aware of his presence
by calling out now and then from the
pantry, where he had been shut up, "Ain't
it tiuic for inc yet ?" At last the pastry was
placed on the table. That boy's keen nostrils
made him aware of this to him most
interesting feature of the feast. He
climbed up to the transom, put his head out
and called out, "I say, folks, dou't you eat
up all them pics !"
?
The Floriilian lias conversed with several
cotton planters in the viciuity of Tallahassee
concerning the prospective yield,
I* ?u.? n_ ~e
uuu ii/ uuuo tuuiii {^cuurauy ui mu upiUIOQ
that they will not get more than a twothirds
crop. Tlio continued rains are doing
no little damage, and, while the caterpillars
are injuring the crop upon some
plantations, other fields arc uuffcring from
rust.
A .
In Leeshurg, Fla., when a man is fined by
the Mayor and he can't pay, he is hired out
to a farmer, who pays tho fine and takes
the offender to work out the amount on the
farm. This is considered much better than
feeding such people in jail at the expenso
of the county.
???
Sound advico?A locomotive's whistle
Lto tell the people to get off the track.
:
flush of manhood-uud stregth,have fullcn vie
v , , tims to the terrible disease. It appears to b<
*? a-sort of epidemic typhoid fevcrTbut has scv
cral symptoms different from thoso of rogu
lar typhoid fever. As I write Clark Whit
is being buried, and I saw his corpse. II<
suffered terribly, and just before he diet
the blood oozed out of his mouth and cars
his tongue turned very black and swcllec
terribly. The disease is f;arfully fatal. ]
know one promiucnt physician who hat
twenty-nine eases, and not one recovered
though all received the most careful treat
Ouicnt. The people here are justly terrifiet
nt the ravages of this fearful malady. Gc<
kuows what it is, but it is causing sorrov
in many a household and spreading fcui
throughout the neighborhood from which ]
write. Physicians hope that the approach
in?x cool weather will check it.?Special h
the Atlanta Constitution.
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Great Britain's Distress.?Clare So
) well ltoad and Albert Pell, members of tin
British House of Commons, arrived in Now
York on Saturday by the Steamship City
of Montreal. Mr. llcad represents South
Norfolk and Mr. Poll South Leicestershire
in Parliament, and they come to this coun
try as a sub committee representing the
parliamentary commission now engaged it
investigating the causes of the prevailing
distress in the agricultural districts of Eug
land. The sub-comuiittee is mainly chargct
with inquiry into the condition of the agri
cultural classes in America and the method:
under which our agricultural system is car
riod 011, with a view of supplying or adapt
ing that system, if practicable, to the llrit
ish agricultural system. The commissioners
will visit the principal producing sections
or States of this country, aud will confei
_ and consult with statisticians,. agricultura
bodies End officers, State or Federal, who
are charged with the supervision of agricultural
interests or affairs. They will
spend several months in this work, and il
is expected that their report will form an
TALES OF THE JIM-JAM8.
F Zola's story of ,,L'Assoinuioir" recalls a
, chat I oucc had with one who might be
e termed a professional drunkard. He had
suffered terribly from cxecssivo drinking ;
i- he kuew its evils fat better thuu one could
g ten iiun, ana lie realized Iiis position thory
oughly, yet he clung to the habit aud
a avowed hiuiscit' u drunkard. Said he : I
0 have gone too far and too long on this road.
My stomach has been made over and adapted
to ruui. The organ can't be revolution*
>' ized again It's too old to leave off whis*
s key. To chaugc its feed would kill me in a
1 fortnight. It isu't so good a stomach as the
natural one was, but it stands -a pint or
8 more of brandy per. day. IVe trAln^TfT"
to that during 1 hoho many years, aud VOU
- can't teach unsold stomach new tricks.'?
a Delirium tremens ? Snakes ? Jiui-jauis ?
3 Yes, I've had touches of them. You want
1 to know how it feels? I'll tell you, nl;
though I never did much more than just
I pass the jiui-jauis frontier. You have
L drank maybe a week, maybe more. You
1 have kept extra "full" duriug that period.
, At last liquor ceases to excite, brace up, or
tranquilizc. Yon drink a half a pint of ,
1 brandy and it has no more effect than so
1 much water. Thou you are close on the ,
y norrors. roou wont help you. lour
r stomach rejects it. |
I Now your punishment commences. You ,
- can't sleep. You are weary. Oh, sj wca- .
? ry, but there is no rest. You arc tired of |
thinking, yet the tired brain will think.? (
You lie down, drop into a doze for a mo- j
- ment, and wake up with a shock as if touch- |
j ed by an electric wire. You arc covered |
r with perspiration. You get up and walk |
the room, walk the streets?walk, walk, (
i walk, and then fling yourself dowu, pray- (
s ing for ever so few miuutcs' sleep. All (
- this for days with people about you, and ,
? through nights, whose lone, silent dreary
i hours drag, drag, drag, while thus you lie j
; down and get up, aud merely to kill the .
time you dress and uudrcss, while people ]
1 wonder what uneasy mortal is fussing in
- the next room aud forever going up and ,
i down stairs. To stay the live-long night in ,
- that lone room is horrible, you are stifled, ,
- buried, in it. To get out in the street is i
only to change the horror. Your exhausted j
i body pleads lor rest. Y'our brain pleads |
> for rest. Jiut no Chinese torturer employed j
in keeping some miserable criminal awake ,
I till lie dies was ever more full of relcutless (
vigilance than your abused nerves. They
1 MH 1- - ? ?
arc uiau. i ney nave mutinied. l liey nave .
I bo rue suui borne the load of alcohol you
- have imposed upon them uutil frenzied with
i the strain, they have taken the bit between |
their teeth and run away with your body and i
brain. You realize this. You feel yourself
borne on from horror to horror by this un- <
seen power within you. Dreads iudcscriba- ]
ble seize you. Your hands have a sensation ?
of being of an enormous size. They do i
I not look like it. They feel it. Y'our head
in like manner feels as if enormously puffed
i out. Then juur breath comes spasmodicali
ly, hot flushes strike at the region of the
i heart, all the blood seems at times to rush
in that direction, and you fight aimlessly for
; life and expect to fall dead. This is the
i commencement of the horrors. Now you i
l are fixed for seeing rats, and snakes, and
I vermin. i
llow many attacks can a man stand ?? i
flow many ? I've known men /ho weren't 1
wholly free from the jim jams for months.
They saw the things continually. Didn't
I mind them at all. Got used to them.? <
There was Greenwood, a lawyer in Sonora, ,
Tuolumne County, Cal., he lived on whis- <
key as nearly as a man could live on it for <
years. Sometimes he had the snakes very
bad, and again they'd tone down to inodcr- I
ation, yet he had 'em all the same. He I
would sit in his ofhec drawing up, some le
gal document as straight and correct as the l
soberest legal head in the county, and all i
the time curse the crows (jini-juui crows, i
you know) for getting on his paper. There >
was French Louis, who kept a saloon at <
Jamestown, in the same county, who drank I
himself to death with his own liquor, He <
was a mass of bloat, yet he'd serve custom- i
crs to the last, and all the time sec a string i
of monkeys (jiin-jam monkeys) running ;
round the cornices of his saloon. ''They i
amuse me," he would say, "and besides i
they arc not so mischievous as real monkeys."
There's a man living in that same town
to day to whom a phase of mania (t pot a is ;
of no more inconvenience, apparently, than
a severe cold. I'll call him Doncaster, |
which isn't his real name, but comes pretty |
near it. That man is a living contradiction j
of the theory that whiskey in excess will j
kill people. He has for twenty years drank j
lakes of it, and the poorest whiskey in the i
world at that. After a howling drunk at (
night, ho will do a hard day's work and keep i
up both the work and a modified sort of <
spree 011 more whiskey, seeing all the time <
men arouud him, (jim-jmn men,) who talk
and threaten him. 'They plagued inc at first,' .
Raid ho, "but I (old 'cm to git and they got. i
One flight I heard a lot of fellers under my <
window (dotting to rob and kill me. I <
thought t> myself, if that's your game I'll ,
take a hand in it in-self. So I got up, took <
niv knife and six-shooter and put out.-When
I got out of doors they seemed to me i
about one hundred yards ahead in the dark- i
ness, nnd one hundred yards ahead they j
kept fur two miles, nor could flnt any
nearer to ihcui. So I traveled^Mp they
traveled, out of the cauip all t hatjflHfcce, until
all at oncothey Beeuied (o maSajKruight
scoot off the road, and I heard 'elflfMt talkingou
Graveyard llill. Then IsaB^ll, and
say I, 'Snakes, by ,' and I (Hw about
and came home." Then therdHB|{pr. D.
of the same cautp. lie knew fiSflMrs that
he was drinking himself to deaflEBIewas
treating cases of the jim-jauiaiflEver tho
couatry, yet he knew his turnflM^ como.
lie feared it too. For years boBflke real
v, . i.?i.1 ?< 1 jns
iiuiiuio uuiu ui uiui, uc ujnMv a raw
or heard a cat acfuail 1 ' f
ipqaTife o7 Those about, film ir^ftey hoard
them, too, in order to find out whether they
were real rats and cats or jim-jaui rats and
cats. The boys detected this drend at last,
and used to frighten the doctor by assorting
they heard nothing, while the cats
were singiug their highest notes. At last
the real article got hold of him. Not in
the shape of cats or rats, though. Worse.
Men with clubs and pistols, lie got a club
himself and ran down main street screaming
and beating the air with half the camp
after him. An iucidcnt in his case shows
how, in these tits, a man may bo both in
and out of his sober souses at the same time.
Among those who were trying to soothe
him after he was stopped was ouo Dave Hortnn.
mi i"nr?r:int hut ronsi?mn>nti:il norson
ind uot at any tiuie a particular favorite of
the doctor's. ''There's nothing lfter you,
doctor, nothing at all," said Ilorton, much
in the tone he would have used toward a
frightened child, when all at once the doctor
hit him a lively rap on the head with
It is club. At this, llortou's benevolence turned
all to gall aud bitterness, and he wauted
to fight the mad physician. Well, D. reeovcrcd
from this fit, aud a friend, at bis rejuest,
told him how he had raved and acted.
But when he alluded to Ilorton, the doctor
remarked, with a curious expression : "Oh,
yes; I recollect that part of it. The fool
i moyod me and I wanted to get i id of him."
As was his wont, the doctor kept strictly
sober some months and then he went at it,
aud kept himself deluged with whiskey for
weeks, until the men with clubs and pistols
.jot after him again. Thattiuic they settled
liiui, and the doctor knew it, for, in one of
bis quiet spells, lie turned to his iutiuiatc
friend and said : "It's no use; salt can't save
inc. I know my case thoroughly, and the
quicker I go the better I'm suited."
Arc not these good temperance lectures ?
?New York Graphic.
Money.?It hcalt lacerated honor, satis
ties justice and buys a square meal. Everything
resolves itself into cash, from a
'corner" in corn to the building of churches.
Children ask for pennies, youth aspires
to dimes and quarters, mauhood is
swayed by the almighty dollar. The blacksmith
swings the sledge, the lawyer pleads
for his client, and the judge decides the
question of life or death, for money. Money
makes the man ; therefore man must make
the money, if he would be respected. Our
old neighbor, Hen Franklin, once said:
' Knowledge is powor." Fogy idea. Money
is power. Money, with a little feeble help,
Rhoves the world ahead and keeps business
moving. Money buys Hrusscls carpets, laco
curtains, Steinways, and builds marble mansions.
It drives us to church in a splendid
turnout it secures the best pews, and in
some places it pays the parson. It buys a
Paisley and rich satins for the madam, splendid
silks, laces and kerchiefs for Mati'da
Jane Anna. It commands the respect of
gaping crowds and secures the most obsequious
attention.
Money is useful. It enables us to be
kind and charitable, to send tracts and
bibles to the heathen in surrounding cities.
It makes and straightens railroads nnd
builds air line railways. Money is a big
thing on salt-wells. Money bids care banish.
It is a soother in sickness. Its power
stops short of nothing save the ugly mouth
if the grim messenger, whoso relentless
band spares no one, but levels all earthlv
listiiictions, and tenches poor humanity
.hat it is hut dust. At the brink of eternity
money goes back on us. The beggar
ind the millionaire rest side by side beneath
[lie sod, to raise in equality to respond to
:hc final summons that awaits all.
ToYouno Mem.?Do not work for fame.
Work to do good. Qualify yours df to do
ill the good it is possible for you to do.
Improve the mind. Acquire stores of
knowledge, and use that knowedg to bene.
Tit mankind. Fame will come if you merit
it. If you do not merit it you may seek
it till you go ot your grave and never
ejrasp it. Ilave a definite object. Let
that be a worthy one?a philanthropic
me, if possible. March steadily forward ?
not daily, but hourly?towards the object
you have in view. No matter what obsta.
lies arc to be scaled, never yield till you arc
victorious. Men who work for fame, never
^et it. It comes, if at all, because it is
merited ; because of superior qualifications
xercised in the discharge of duty ; because
>f noble deeds done for humanity?and, in
i hundred other ways, because of work
lone meriting it.
The only way to gain fame is to do some,
thing worthy of it?but do not do that some,
thing to win it. If sought for in that way,
it will avoid your gra?p like an apparition.
The Agricultural Outlook.?If far
mors arc proverbially great croakers iu timei
of adversity, it cannot be denied that the]
are as great blowers in times of prosperity
During the lute drought they were literal!)
burned up?the com crop w*s lost beyoud
redemption, and the cotton was too small and
backward to promise more than half a crop:
but the floods came, and lo I what a change
cornea over the old croaker's vision. Everything
begins to assume tho coulcur dc rose.
Now tassels and shoots put in an appearance,
and the cotton takes & start and flares out
Us creamy and crimson blossoms; the grass
isssafttofrydrtteyfe SnnSi
uud everybody is elated at the prospect ol
the future harvest.
It is queer how people will forget the
lessons of experience, and halloo before thev
get out of the woods. Many corn-field*
which give promise to the eye. when harvested
will yield little but uubbins ; cjrn
cannot wait on work crthcscasous; both must
couic at the proper time, or it is labor Lst.
As to cotton, a wet spell or a dry spell
may blast our hopes. The rainy season,
which has been almost incessant for a
month, has run the plant to weed. It is
beautiful to look at, but the forms will shed
about as fust as they come, the lower bolls
will rot or mature imperfectly, and should
it even be a good seasou henceforth, it is
too late to hope for much benefit from it.
This is not a very favorable outlook for
the farmer, but there is cousolatiou iu the
rettectiou that it might have beeu worse.?
The wheat and oat crop has beeu good, uud
the country has beeu proverbially healthy.
liut however uucertuiu the crop prospects
may be, there arc are some things which
are rcry certain. Taxes have to be paid
that fertilizer bill will take the cream of thi
prrm thai. Iii>n innrliniirn fur unnnllnu uml
1 I " C O" --['I'-"'labor
must be met, ami preparations made
for auotlier year's struggle for success.
Don't flatter yourself with the hope that
a better time is coming, that a revival el
business is near, that flush times aud plenty
of mouey are back agaiu, cotton fifteen
ceuts a pound, credit good and everybody
houest and reliable. We have heard this
sort of talk over aud over agaiu ; it comes
from uicu who have "axes to grind;" put no
faith iu it. Times will never grow bettet
until the legious ol loafers who have congregated
about cities, villages aud railroad
stations take to the plow. The great want
of the times is good, honest, faithful work
iu the field. We must have moro produ
cers, fewer consumers. The balaucc of tradi
is agaiust us. We pay out thousands foi
what we should produce at home. W<
must rciurui an incsc evils it we desire bet
tor times. Put not faith in fiuuuciul proph
ets. Wurk, economize iu all things, taki
carc of what you have, and don't go in
debt, arc the only roads out of the wilder
uess.
Why Bees Work in tiie Dark.?A
life-time might be spent iu investigating
the mysteries hiddeu in a bee-hive, and
still half the secrets would be undiscovered
The formation of the cell has long been ti
celebrated problem for the mathematician
whilst the changes which the honey under
goes offer at least an equal interest to the
chemist. Every one knows what honey
fresh trom comb is like. It is a clear, yellow
syrup, without a trace of solid sugar in
it. Upon straining, however, it gradually
assumes a crystalline appearance?it candies,
as the saying is, and ultimately becomes
a solid lump of sugar. It has not
been suspected that this change was due to
a photographic action ; that the same agent,
which alters the molecular arrangements of
the iodine of silver 011 tho excited coliodian
plate, and determines the formation of camphor
and iodine of crystals in a bottle,
causes the syrup honey to assume a crystalline
form. This, however, is the case.?
M. Schciblor has enclosed honey in stoppered
flasks, some of which he has kept in
perfect darkness ; while others have been
exposed to the light. The invariable results
have been that the sunned portion rapidly
crystallized, while that kept in the dark
has remained perfectly liquid. We now see
why bees work in perfect darkness,and why
they are so careful to obscure the glass win.1
.-i-: -1- ?
uu?s wiiluii arc sumuimics placed in their
hives. The existencoof their young depends
upon the liquidity of saccharine food presented
to them ; and if light were allowed access
to the syrup it would gradually acquire a
more or less solid consistency ; it would seal
up tho cells, and in all probability prove
fatal to the inmates of the hive.
A method of refreshing rancid butter is
published in many of the papers as follows:
"To a pint of water add thirty drops (about
half a tcaspoonful) of liquor of chloride of
lime. Wash in this two and a half pounds
of rancid butter. When every particle of
the butter has c une in contact with the
water, let it stand an hour or two; then
wash tho butter well in pure water. The
butter is then left without any odor, and
has the sweetness of fresh butter. These
preparations of lime have nothing injurious
in them." A writer who claims
to have tried this, says that the most rancid
butter was rendered so sweet by it that
able judges could not distinguish it from
Inew butter when placed along side the latter
on the table.
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Ginning and Spinning.?Winnsboro,'
s September 5.?The interestiug article from
I your Audersou correspundeut, "W.," iu u
. recent issue of your enterprising paper
r upon the subject of manufacturing yarns
I from seed cotton, iuduccs me to say a word
1 or two explanatory of my rcsolutiou at the
; late joint meeting of the State Agricultural
i Society and Stato Grange in Chester.
The rcsolutiou as adopted authorizes the
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uieuiunuiisiiig 01 mc liCgtsiaturo tor a re,
ward of 810,000 to pc paid for an iuveni
tion which will cuablc farmers, upon their
i plantations nud at paying rates, to couvcrt
, their crops from the seed into yarns.
! ^wrprioetpel object hod in view when I
* UflV'IC\1 ?! ? . iv'ti WHO IV Ultvvv v??v ? tention
of farmers und inventors to tho
i want oi such a machine, ns well as to the
practicability of perfecting ic. 1 was awaro
i of the experiment of Col. Harrison with
tho ''Clement Attachment," which demonstrates
the practicability of spinning from
, the seed, but the machine is loo costly for
farm use, and could not compete for tho
1 ? * - ,,rt '
rcwaru unless 11 was mutinied so as to conio
within tho requirements. I remember,
, when I was a boy. seeing a hand machiue
i which did the same tiling, i. c., spin yarn
from seed cotton, the cotton being spread
i upon an cudlcss clotii band which curried
it to the saws, whence it was passed in
i proper condition to six spindles and then
made into yarn, the whole operated by the
turning of a crank. This machiuo is as
i much too small us the other is too large, but
equally well demonstrates the feasibility of
> the plan of spiuuing from the seed. Now
if the State will do what was doue in New
i York, when it waut.d a steamboat for tho
i Krie Canal, and iu Indiana, when a practi,
cai road steamer was needed?offer an iu!
ducemcut to inventors?1 havo no hesita1
tioti in saying that ere long we will havo
s the intermediate of the two uiachiucs alluded
to, and, as the result, each farmer will,
. in addition to the questionable profits now
made by raising cotton, be ablo to pocket
the very decided premium which accrues
by converting it into yarn.
There are two other ideas that present
i themselves iu this connection. Spiu your
i stained cotton iuto yarns and ten cents
i worth of bleaching material will make them
?the vieldines of a haln?ns wliitn nc cnAi..
f o "" """ " m,vv h" ouu" *
You can now understand why special or.
dors aro t'roquoully given to buyors to bci
cure this clas of cotton, but always at rc.
duced price of course. The other idea was
suggested by seeing this year and last year
an intimation by the New York Cotton Exr
change that efforts would be made to deduct
i the weight of bagging and tics from tho
- weight of the bale. If this is done?and
- it is a well known fact that farmers are the
s victims in all combinations?then would
i the price offered for this machine be indeed
paltry iu comparison with tho good that
would be done to tho State by its invention.
Many of our best mechanics arc too poor
to risk their labor upon a venture, but offer
I them satisfactory remuneration for their
' talents and they will employ them.
T. W. Woodward.
Six Acres Better tiia.y Fifty.?All
. over our country we aro raising pitifully
. small crops from large fields. Time, labor
r and capital are sunk in fruitless toil. Is
. there not a better way? An extract from
i the Rev. J. N. Glenn, Itockdalc County,
r Georgia, suggests the answer. Mr. Glenn
says :
' In 1827-152 I was intimate in the family
of Mr. William Hudson, Hancock County,
Georgia. I often observed a six ncro lot,
upon which he raised every year a fine crop
' of wheat. The crop of 18152 was the vcrv
best wheat I ever saw. Enquiring iuto the
eccrct of his success, he told me, in substance,
that he had sown wheat in that lot
for over twenty-one years in succession.?
When he begau with i', the land was worn
and thin. #Thc secret of its redemption and
surprising productiveness was, that ho began
by spreading over it, in June, a heavy
i coating of manure from his gin and horse
lot, preparatory to sowing peas. Having
broken the ground deep, the peas were soon
growing luxuriantly. Wheu the peas were
about Uftecn inches high, the first of October,
he turned them under and sowed two
bushels of wheat the to acre, harrowed and
, rolled the ground. The first year he made
a good crop. When it jvas harvested ho
, sowed pons as before?-turning the heavy
stubble deep under. Again in October ho
turned his peas under?sowing wheat and
, treating the ground as before. And sc,
with a few interruptions, he had been doing
for twenty-one years. lie never failed to
uiukc a good crop, and used no fertilizers
except what was furnished by his lots, the
stubble and the peas. lie told mo that ho
never had flour to buy when he concentrated
on the six acres ; when he tru>ted to fifty or a
hundred acres on the common p'a i, bo bad
flour to buy."
Are there not many such experiences and
observations, showing that six may be better
than fifty '(?Monroe Enquirer.
Just bjfore the Judge of the police court
passed sentence lie \v is stopped by the prisoner,
who remarked : ''You remind uie of
the crops, Judge." "Why?" asked his
honor. "You are looking was the
response. The court didn't belie its locks.