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UK KILL8A $2,000 YAK AND TA8TE8 A
MAN IN AUGUSTA! OA. .
The Augusta Chrouiolo and Constitutionalist
of yesterday says that the most intense '
excitement prevailed at tho moqageriO'
grounds about 4 o'clock Monday afternoon, l|
caused by the cscapo of tho laigo African 1
lion "Emperor" while being transferred 1
from one cage to another. A very large 1
orowd pf ladies and children had been ad-. 1
m it ted to see these ferocious beasts fed, <
* which on Mondays are always more savage 1
because they are never fed on Sundays.? ]
But in the aftcrqppn there were no visiters J
present, an A every thing being reatly
transfer began, and a number had changed 1
quarters, when the cage for the lion was
backed up to his temporary quarters for his <
turn. The door to the temporary affair was (
raised, and tho lion vory quietly walked in- *
to his quarters and the door closed; but as <
a the men at the tongue drow the wagon off 1
w the door of the cago was noticed to gently '
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open.
Mr. L. M. Hedges was the first to discover
this alarming state of things and instantly
sprang forward to close it; but it was
too lato. Before he could reach it with his
hands the lion's head appearod in the open
door ai}4 out he sprang. Mr. Henry BarW?a
num and Mr. Drisooe, the lion feeder, both*
met the lion and had narrow escapes. The
lion did not go into the streets, but sought
that part of the enclosure farthest from the
gate, where a oamol was looped. The lion
walked down to where the camel was lying,
and, taking a squint at him, turned to his
right into a dark place where a string of
wild cat cages were arranged. But before
he could solect the daintiest cat, on his immediate
right, hp discovered a demure looking
Tartar yak. No sooner had "Emperor"
laid eyes on this jMt than he bounded over
the enclosure, about eight feet high, and
alighted upon the beck of the neck of the
yak, burying his hngeftngs deep into the
flesh, crushincr it to death.
While this was transpiring, of course the J
commotion among the fifty men on the (
ground was very great. While the lio^ay J
y m with fhngs deeply bnttca itr me H
his eyes glariug, his tail defiantly whipping 1
the air, and uttering ttie most terrible growl, '
a Mr. Baker, one of tho circus employees,
rushed in with a pitchfork, and, mounting
the top of the enclosure, was preparing to
tackle the lion alono and unaided. Ho had
ono of his legs thrown over the inside.?
The lion saw it and instantly made a spring,
and seizing it buried his front teeth into the
calf. At this juncture Several men had
followed Mr. Baker in, and seeing his perilous
condition, seized him by the arms, head
and shoulders, and by main force drew him
from the lion's jaws.
After Mr. Baker's release the lion went
baok to a corner of the pen and sat down.
How to get at him now was the question.
It was certain death to enter tho pen, and
there was not a gun or pistol in the crowd.
Quickly taking in the situation, Mr. W M
Simpson, who has been with Mr. Barnum
twenty years in the show business, procured
a rope, and forming a "running noose,"
climbed to the top of the partitioned while
the lion waa in his sitting posture, head up
and apparently contemplating the damage
he bad just done, Mr. Simpson lowered the
rope and most dexterously got it around the
lion's neok. Then throwing the other end
over a beam, began to tighten the noese
around the brute's neck. Another rope
was fixed around his neok, and when all was
ready, the men below tightenod their rope,
and about twenty of them began to Vhaul
in," while the lion lay breathless within.?
Kjfe - He made but feeble resistance, and in a few
moments was safely caged, more dead than
alive. This animal is one of the largest of
its ktnd in the United States, as well as the
Jf- most intractablo.
The yak was valued at $2,000, and is one
of only four in the United States. A
number of ladies of the city have heretofore
d- - procured looks of its hair or wool, it being
^ very fiue and silky.
Tiik Wondrrful Tblrpiionk.?New
Yerk, April 4.?Professor Bell made an
experiment with his telophone over the At?ml
PmISa TaUaranK flommnv' wirna
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;between Boston and Nsw York, last night.
The professor was in this city comtnunioating
with his sssifttsnte in Boston. The
experiment was a great suoops. Everything
said by the professor's assistants was plainly
heard by those in atiendanoe here, the
^ - conversation being carried on at the ordinary
rate of talking. Professor Bell told
his Assistant to "Go ahead and play on the
organ." The musio came through plainly
and distinctly, the operator sending a chord
through at a time instead of having to send
by the single note. The assistant then sanf
"Yankee Doodle," which was as plainlj
heard as if ho had boen only ft few yard
off. While in spoaliug hie voice was jos
aa distinct as though it waa through a tub*
' from the bottom to the top of the building
It is nrobable that arrangements will b
T. nrndc for utilising the system it aandinj
' msessges and press reports.
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HAMPTON'8 I?ABT LETTER TO HAYES. J
Wasqinuton, 1). C., Maroli 31.
To Pr&idcut<R.' B. Hay**. i
8ir?-The result of the conference1 to
which you did mo the honor to invite me
has been to leave ou my iniud the conviction'
that J.Q'ft sincerely desire to see a peaceful
and jut. settlement of >tho questions which
are distracting our people, and injuring so
seriously tho material interests of our State,
and I trust that you are equally convinced
of my earnest wish to aid in accomplishing
this happy end. As 1 may not have tho
pleasure of seeing you again on this subject,
it may be proper to put beforo you, in tho
ftnresrntxl inost definite form, the assurances
given to you verbally.
T -t .i r. i %
m. ivjicav| mvriiiuiv, mat 11 1110 l'CUCrai
droops are withdrawn from the State-House,
there shall bo, on my part or that of my
friends, no resort tq, violence to assort our
claims, but that we shall look for their
maintainaucc simply to such peaceable remedies
as the constitution and laws of tho
State provido. I shall uso all of my authority
to repress tho use or tho exhibition
)f force in tho settlement of all disputed
juestions, and this authority shall bo exercised
in such a manner that the peace shall
jc preserved. We only desiro the esttrltshnent
in our State of a government which
irill secure lOHNCff teiAecn, tho lowest as
veil as the highest, blackas well as white,
full and oqual protection in the ewjoymeut
)f all His rights unde^tho Constitution of
;ho United States.
No ono can be more deeply impressed
dean myself with the imporativo necessity
>f establishing cordial relations between all
classes and both races in South Carolina;
for it is only by these moans that tho true
end enduring wclfaro of tho Stuto can bo
iecured. With the recognition of tho perfect
equalit^of every citizen before tho law,
with a just and impartial administration of
the laws, with a^ractical and secure exercise
of the fight of suffrage, with a system of
public oducation which will open the sources
of knowledge to all classes, wc may hope to
see our State soou take the position to which |
10018 entitieu. it was tne patriotic oopo I
? J.l! .l.n?anl..rif 11. . ..;.....
that called me from my retirement to become
a candidate for the office of Governor, of
South Carolina. It was through the confidence
of the people of that Stato, that I
would honestly and faithfully carry out all
these purposes, that I was elected their Ohief
Magistrate, and I feci profoundly th|^,peace
can bo surely presorved there and prosperity
restored by our people, that the right of
local self-government, so prominently
brought forward in your inaugural and so
favorably received by the whole country, is
to be promptly carried out as tho rule of
your Administration. I anticipate the
ready fulfilment of the just and reasonable
hopes inspired by the announcement of the
policy you have unfolded, a policy which
found a responsive echo in overy patriotic
heart, as indicating a purpose to administer
the government in tho true spirit of the
Constitution.
. In oonolusion permit me to assure you
that I feel the strongest confidence that the
wise and patriotic policy announced in your
Inaugural will, ab soon as it takes shape in
action, produce such fruits that tho whole
country will enjoy the blessing of peace,
prosperity and harmony. Thankiug you,
sir, for the oourtesy you have extended to
to mo, with my good wishes.
I am, very respectfully, your obedient sor1
m i Tvn i* > ?TVrrt\r
vanl, waua nAiuriun,
Governor of South Carolina.
All Fools Day in Ohio.?Cincinati
April 1.?An unusal number of ingeniut
and auooeaaful hoaxes were perpetrated her<
to-day. Free excursions of various kinds
were advertised, and drew hundreds of un
quanecliDg people from their homes, wh(
o6ov with difficulty be made to believe thai
they were "sold." Nearly the entire Boarc
of Aldermen assembled at the Grand Hote
in the morning, in response to a printed in
vitation to join an exoursion over the Net
Southern Railroad, including froo lunch a
Lexington, Ky., and general inspection o
the line of the road. They waittcd a lonj
time before they oajght the idea. Two o
three hundred people were hoaxed byabogu
free excursion train to look at suborbai
property. A hundred or two more assem
Lied at a certain rendezvous to take a tri
a I* 3 A- 1
upon % steamer, wmcn was tounu u> ur v
no wheel. Nearly all the undertakers in th
oitj were victimised by telegram! directio
them to meet end take oharge of a oorps
which would arrive at the Little Mjami d<
1 pot, on a certain train. Seten hcafeea an
| the undertakers' wagons astonished eao
ether by arriving on the ground about th
1 same time.
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' There are ten printers in the Unite
I States Senate. This alarming state of thinj
\ should hare a tendenoy to keep boys froi
f learning the printing trade, but we fear the
1 will not heed the warning.
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i When a young lady begins to look at tl
clock and keep up a steady fuailade of yawi
e it is time for the young man either to put <
( his hat or quit talking about the weath
and como right down to bnsiuefe. '
THE ELECTROSCOPEIS
TIII8 MARVEL '*6 BE TIJE NEXT
achievement oP modern science *
. To The Editor op The Sun?Sir: An
eminent scientist of this city, whoso name is
withheld for ihe present!, . is said to be on
tpc point of publishing a Scries of important
discoveries, and exhibiting aa instrumcqt
invcuted by h!m, by means of which
objects or persons stabding or moving in
amy part of the world may be iostabtanoously
seen anywhere and by anybody. The
utility of the electroscope is Undeniable, and
if the invention proves successful it will supersede
in a very short time tho ordinary
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Uicbiiwu) Ul vuivgrupiiio BDU leicpiiouic communication.
Bj incrftis of tbo electroscope
merchant* will bcaWrto rcbtlrti.
or samples of them, to any customer supplied
with the saute instrument, whether in
Liverpool, London, Paris, Berlin, Calcutta,
Pekin, Sau Francisco, or New Oi leans.?
Fugitive criminals placed iu the electroscope
can be instautly identified by the polico authorities
iu any part of the globe. Mothers,
husbands, and lovers will be cuablcd to
glanco at any timo at tho very persous of i
their absent children, wives, or beloved
ones. Painters may rotain their paintiugs
iu their btuclio, and yet exhibit them simultaneously
in all the gullorics of Europe
and America provided with the invcntiiyi.
Scholars aro thus enabled to consult iu their
own rooms any rare and valuable work or
manuscript in the British Museum, Louvre, '
or Vatican, by Bimply requesting tho librarians
to place tho book, opened at the desired
page, into this marvellous apparatus. '
The electroscope will undoubtedly supersede 1
the ordinary methods of tcIegM^bj, ? it 1
matters very little how long or how short 1
may be tho message transmitted by it; not 1
to speak of the advantage of being ablo to '
read when desired, the original despatch iu 1
the haudwriting of tho sender.
And further, in case the telephone, the
new instrument for carrying musical sounds,
should succeed also in trausuiitting ordinary j
conversations, a combination of the o|ectroscopc
and telephone will be uiado which will
permit people, not only actually to converse
with each other, no matter how fur they arc
apart, but also to look into each other's eyes,
and watch their every mien,expression, gesture
and motion, while in tho electroscope.
Both telephone and electroscope applied on
a large scale would render it possible to represent
at one time on a'hundred stages in
various parts of the world the opera or play
suag or acted in any given theatre. The
actors and singers will present, of coii'rso,
ever, w
to the audience.
The inventton is based, ns fur as knowu,
on the principle of transmitting the waves
of light given out by objects, in a manner
similar to the transmission of souud waves
by the telephone. Everybody knows that
the sensations of color which we perceive
are due to the varying strength and rapidity
of the undulations of light cmunaliug
from the objects we look upon. Now, the
electroscope consists, to all outward appear
nncc, of two empty boxes, or rooms, according
to the sizo required. One of the compartments
is the transmitter, the other the
receiver- In both compartments one side
or wall presents the ends of a multitude of
quasi-elcctiic wires of a peculiar make and
consistency. Each of these innumerable
wires transmits with tho utmost accuracy
tho faintest and strongest undulations of
every delicate or heavy wave of color that
strikes it horizontally from some object or
person opposito to it. Thus ninny thousands
of wires of tho thickness of a line
carry conjointly tho undulations of color
emanating from a painting less than a foot
square. The wires aro twisted outside of
the instrument into a cable, which may be
extended to its destination above or below
ground, or through the water. On entering
the receiver the eable is untwisted, and each
tiny wire is made to ocoupy again its proper
position in .the sido or wall of the compartment.
The box, or loom, acting as the
receiver, differs from the transmitter in
beiDg~ constantly kopt filled with a newly
discovered gas, a sort of magnetic-electric
ether, in which the currents of light or color
becomo resplendent again, and by means
of which the objects or persons present at
, the timo i<) .the transmitter are reflected as
? accurately as in a mirror.?Elkctrician,
I in N. Y. Sun.
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1 uk jtjijijkii x ll'i* \jadiu3. f%. uuiiiuci \jt
) Utters have been received at this office, askl
ing what disposition is to be made of the
| Ellenton cases?parties indicted being anr1
ious to know when to come te the city. , In
. answer tn these inquiries, Acting District
r Attorney Wm. Stone, states thattho JBllcnt
ton riot oases will not come up for tfrial at
f the present term of the court, but will be
y postponed until the May term of the court,
r when-Chief Justice Wnite will hold court
s in this city. He states further that all the
n cases will not be proeeouted, only thoso coni.
sidered the most flagrant in the opinion of
p the District Attorney. It is very probable,
e however, (and this does not come from Mr.
e Stone,) that the whole prfeecution which
g was, of course, intended for'political effect;
;e will be quietly dropped.?Journal of Com
). tnerce.
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h A Popular Delusion.?It ? an eTroi
e to suppose that a man belongs to him
self. No man docs. He belongs, to hii
WHO, or ms relations; or nis crooners
d or to society in soino form or other.?
It is for their their especial good and feehal
m that he lives and works; and they kindl;
iy allow him to rctAin a porcentngo of his gain
to administer to his own pleasure or wantt
He has his body, and that is all ^ and erei
10 for that he is answerable to society. . I
as short, society in the master, and Sinn is th
in servant; andit is ontirtly as society, proves
or good or a bad master, whether the man turn
out a good or bad servant.
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BETTER DATS TO COMB
The heart may bend with weight of woe,
And all the world look drear,
While o'er its eftreworn ^ath we go
With nething bright to cheer;
Y?t in the bosom ever dwells,
Though all things else are dumb,
A low, s\tect voice, that whispering tells
Of better days to come.
Though mortal ills May to ua cling;
Foul wrvng may silence right;
Within the soul be festering
Some hurt it hides from sight;
Still lit by a celestial spark
That glows through gloom profound,
Hope's signal guides us in the dark
Till brighter scenes arc found.
There is no evil that can stay
. The faith beyond the gravo; _
^ljpiQ U no might tb bar its way ~
The spirit dare not brave;
And, come what will to stay its wings,
That seek a better home,
Within ita ihnilit itin "> ?? ?!*.??
Of dcailtleis days Jo come.
A MORMON MOBDEB OKDER.
As pari of the history of the Mouutuiu
Meadows massacre, and as indicating the
guilt of Brigham Youugin connection therewith,
the following order, with three affidavits
authenticating it, found among the papers
of the late Judge Titus, of Arizoua,
and formerly chief justico of Utah, is published
S/>ccjal Order.?Sai.t LakeCity, April
19, 18aT.?The officer in command of the
escort il hereby ordered to sec that every
man is Well prepared with ammunition, and
to have it ready nt the t iuie you see these
teamsters :i hundred miles from the settlement.
Pr>sidcnt Young advises that tficv
diQijhfhp iU L->lk?-> *- unuTuing'to
Briajjcr to join our enemies. Every
precaution should be taken, and sec that
not oi o escapes. Secrecy is required, By
order of Gcu. Daniel II. Wells.
James Ferguson,
Assistant Adjutant Gcueral.
A dispatch from San Francisco last night
gives the following now phase to the above :
Agont Lemur, living in San Francisco,
formerly a resident of Salt Lake, says lie
had the above document at one time in his
possession, aud had no boubt of its gcnuincucss.
It referred, however, to some eighty
men who had been teamsters in the army,
sent to Utah under Col. Albert Siducy Johnston
to escort the new Governor, who replaced
Brighuui Young in 1857. An early
fall of snow forced Col. Johnston and his
troops to winter at Fort Bridger, 120 miles
cast of Salt Laltf.;&ad as tho Mormon troops,
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uuucr .uuiiueuai*# uuvvruui x/. u. it una,
JMeL J)urncd up two troius of^huppliea for
^^^86ralwls^ioTc?SW^^^lW?Bo^f?8
upon short rations, and in the early spring
of'58 these teamsters were discharged from
servico. They preferred to go West, and
started for California. They believed that
as non-oombatnnts they would be permitted
to pass through Utah unmolested,but as soon
as the teamsters cnino over the mountain
aud entered Echo canyon they were taken
prisoners and subject to martial law, proclaimed
some months ago by Gov. Brigham
You.ig. A gentleman who was then auioug
the Mormons in Echo canyon and now residing
in this city saw n small division of
eight or ten of these teamsters under Mormon
escort on their way westward. The
Mormon military authorities thought it prudent
to divide the teamsters into small
squads, no doubt thinking their purpose
could bo easier accomplished than if they
had been kept together in such a body.?
The Mormons deny that such a massacre
ever occurred or that such an order was
ever*gIVCnjStrt^hose who had given the subr
jeet attention have no doubt the order was
issued and the work accomplished.
The Horns op tiie Dilemma.?If Mr.
Ilaycs can read the following well-told sto
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ry wunoui uuuersuiuumg ins uuty u? iu
Louisiana anil South Carolina, lie uiay be
set down as incorigiblc :
Does Mr. .IJaycs recollect how Henry
Clay, when lie was in Washington, once had
some fun with a goat ? No ? Then wo
will tell him : Mr. Clay observed a knot of
street Arabs, on pleasurable thoughts intent,
gathering around a goat that was dozing in
the sun and rolling an old boot like a sweet
morsel under his tongue. 'What's up, boys?'
he said, affably. "We're n-going to have
soino fun with the goat," replied the urchins,
The great Whig statesman looked up and
down the street; no ono was in sight. He
lovcd"Tun, but he had nover enjoyed it in
connection with a goat. "Boys," said he
"I believe 1 will have a little fun with the
goat too. Ilow do you get it out of him?"
"Grab him by the horns," explained a boy;
and with the divine confidence of Ilobimsor
Crusoe or a Mason of the thirty-third degree
Mr. Clay seized the goat. It was a powcrfu
coat, with an abiding lovo of liberty, anr
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It Weill pruitjf UUUUIIUI >U| u n miw nuveuui
the goat's horn's would como off or Mr
, Clay's arms be torn out of their sockets.?
"Boys."pant*d Mr. Clay, '-boys?what?di
I?do next f" "Bo next ?" replied the boys
' taking refuge behind lamp-posts, ash-barrel
and similar fortresses, "why, lot go of then
home and tun like blazes ?" Mr. Hayes
dilemma has got two horns, liko the goal
He had better let go of them both and "rui
I liko biases."
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UtiU hr Jren.-Sage tea is one of tho vor
. ha#<|^lbings and dressings for the hair.?
Hie 1iair ehoulil bo carefully brushed au
i braided in two firm braids, then the roof
rubbod with a sponge dipped in lukewan
I sago tea, after which the braids can t
washed and dried with a towel. This pr
serves the oolor of the hair and keeps tl
^ scalp clean.
i. A modest young lady desiring a leg
a chicken at the table, satd : 'I'll take tl
a part that ought to-bo dressed 4i1 drawers
e A young gentiemnn opposite immediate
a said: 'I'll take the part which ought
is wear a bustle.' Hartshorn wan immedlato
administered to the lady. . t
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GRANT DECLINING LEE'S 8WORD A MYTH.
Editor* Richmond Dispatch:?1 am
sorry that you allowed to pass unchallenged
the item in your piper froui the Bangor
(Mc.) Whig about Grant's magnanimity in
declining to receive Lee's sword, &c.
Several years ago you published a letter
from your correspondent "Viator," giving
Gen. i^ee'sown account of the surrender, in
which ho denied most emphatically that lie
ever tendered his sword to General Graut, or
had auy idea of doing so.
In "Personal Rcmiuisccuccs of Leo" thorc
is also a full statement of General Lee's own
account of the surrender, the following exa.
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unci irum which semes mc question : "ticncral
Lee said that when he met General
Grant they exchanged polite salutations,
and he stated to him at once that he desired
a conference in reference to the subject-matter
of their correspondence. 'General Grant
returned you your sword, did he not, General
?' one of tlio company asked. The old
hero, straightening himself up, replied iu
most emphatic tones : 'No, sir ! he did not.?
lie had no opportunity of doing so. I was
determined that the side-arms of officers
should bo exempt by the terms of the sur- i
render, and of- course I did uot offer hiui
mine. All that was said about swords was
that General Grant apologized tome for not '
wcariug his own sword, saying that it had ]
gono off in his baggage, and lie had been J
unable to get it in time." This spoils a great ,
deal of rhetoric about'Grant's magnanimity
in returning Lee's sword, aud renders as
absurd as it is false the attempt of Northern s
artists to put the scene on canvas or iuto <
itotWift tnfiTOTate-^Tnstonc"sccim will t
not save it when the world knows that 11. >
E. Lee said that nothing of the sort occur- >
red." [Ujmiuisceuses of Lee. pp. 1103-304] ]
The sword scene, the '-historic apple tree," i
&c., arc mere inventions of army correspond- <
ents, which so please the fancy of the '-saviors
of the Union" that they are being constantly
repeated. > ,
Grant's terms to Lee were magnanimous ;
but he knew full well that they were the
onlv terms which Lee would have accepted.
J. W. J. 1
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Tub Gbabses in North Carolina.? i
We arc pleased to notice that there is a i
crnwiii" attention to crasscs in this section.
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Mr. J. W. Wads worth has 50 acres in grass
and says that he would not take ?100 per
acre for it. We have made some inquiries
among dealers aud find that the sales this
year aro unusually large. One Firm has
sold 150 bushels of Orchard Grass ; 70 bushels
of Clover; 20 of Kentucky Blue Grass;
> Wl T>ft-Kinrl'iMh Blue~Grass 20 bushels of
Red Top'nnd CO of Crtfrtnan Millet. Another
Firm has sold 50 bushels of all kiuds.?
A third has sold 125 bushels of Orchard
Grass; 100 of Clover; 40 of German Millet
and 10 of other grasses. We do not know
what other dealers have done. These arc
but small beginnings,but iudicatc that interest
has been awakened. Under the stock
law, more attention must be paid to improved
breeds of horses, cattle, sheep. &o. This
section is well adapted to the growth of the
grasses and nothing has been iu the way of
this culture, but the everlasting cotton.?
Southern Home..
Dkatii of Bill Ahi?.?From the Fort
Worth (Texas) Daily Democrat we clip the
followiug item : "Bill Arp, late of Georgia,
the man who furnished the witticisms
and odd sayings, which Charles II. Smith
prepared and published some years ago, was
accidentally killed ucar this place (Decatur,
Texas), Mouday, March 5th. lie fell from
a waggon loaded with corn, the wheels passing
over his neck, killing hiui instantly.?
When ho left home in the morning lie told
his lamily he would never again be permitted
to enter the house alive ; and, strange
to say, he was within fifty yards of the
house, on his return, when the sad accident
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occurrcu, wiucn ii-iiiuiiiiii-u su iiiuinj. jiv
was a remarkable man ; perfectly illiterate,
but replete with original ideas and witty
sayings. lie rarely ever spoke without
saying something pithy.
The Southern Christian Advocate of a
recent date devotes a portion of its editorial
, space to the indcccncies of the secular press.
Thojnoving eausc of the Christian Advoi
catc's remarks was the nppearance of two
head-lines, "Jerked to Jesus" and "Hempcd
[ to Heaven"?the former in a Western pn>
per and the latter in the Atlanta Constitui
tion, both being over descriptions of execu,
tions. It is one of the functions of the press
i to be an exponmt and guardian of public
' morals, and it is certainly a criminal misuso
; of a great power to thus set examples of gros
i blasphemy and irreverccco. The sacrifice
, of decency and morality to attempts at
1 wit is a growing evil of- the press. Only
1 persons of deba cd minds can enjoy such
r gross breaches of good morals and good
. tasto. We appeal to our contemporaries to
- fight this demoralising innovation in jour9
nulism as they would fight any other
i, plague.
s "The Atheist's laugh's a poor exchange
n For Deity offended."
' A Washington telegram relates that at
" an interview between Hayes and Hampton
n the former called the lutter's attention tc
the very largo Democratic vote in Edgefield
y County, as compared with former years, and
_ said to the Governor: "This is hardly to b<
j accounted for by an increase of population,'
,R and asked him how ho could account for it
j, Hampton replied: "You forget, sir, that a
ten polling places iu this county a largi
0. number of soldiers wcro statioucd, and I un
ie derstood that they all voted for me." Thi
amused Mr. Hayes, wk<^- laughed vcr;
heartily and said : "Well, if the soldier
havo got to going for you, it onght to scttl
" the case."
ly Laughing may make a man fat, but yo
to have got to mix it mightily with meat an
ly brcftd aud * quiet conscience, if you get
f to stick. ,
xt8eful receipts.
Pressed Chicken.?Boil a chicken
throughly; skin it, and pick it to pieces;
season with salt and pepper; put in a bag,
and place it nnder a press; let it remain
over night, and next day it will bo ready
for use.
Onions.?In cooking onions, cream or
milk not only adds much to this unusually
liked vegetable, but it will remove in a great
degroe the uuplcnsnul flavor, which is apt to
bo left in the breath of those who cat i'reoly
of theui.
Baked Sponge Pudding.?Three eggs
beaten very light; their weight in butter,
in sugar and in flour. This quantity makes
four large cups. Fill the cups half full;
h.tki? in n ?5 ? 1 --
? ... ? ? ?n V. Vivu ivu uamuiCt!, UUing
very careful not to eoorch. To be eaten
with cream sauce.
Cholera Morbus.?To cure cholera i
morbus, mix two tablcspoonfuls of wheat '
flour with just water enough to moisten the 1
flour; drink it. If the first dose docs not 1
check pain or the purging, repeat the dose |
in half an hour. Severe cases sometimes require
a third dose.
Frost Cake.?One cup of fugar, two
Even tablcspoonfuls of butter, seven teaspoon
fuls of milk, yolks of four eggs, one
irid two-thirds cups of flour ; one teaspoonCul
of soda, two of cream of tartar; bake in
uycrs and put frosting between.
French Holes.?One pint of milk, one
imttll cup of home-made yeast, and flour
;nough to innkn "
ablcspoonful of butter, and flour enough t nakc
it stifF to roll. Mix it well and let i>
aisc . then knead it again, roll out, cut
,vith a biscuit cutter, fold over. Set them
no warm place uutil very light; bake
juickly.
*
No More TitOOl's.?New York, April
t.?The World says there was no excuse
Tor Mr llayes' delay iu withdrawing the
troops from South Carolina. Hut uow that
lie has decided to do so there is no probability
that they will ever return to carry
elections for the douiiuant party The editor
says: "They, the Republicans, have
carried their last election by the bayonet, and
when the troops arc withdrawn froui South
Carolina they will be withdrawn once for
all until South Carolina asks for them.?
That will not be very soon, as these troops
will leave peace aud home rule behiud
them, and us the Federal Kxecutivo
will look in vain for any constitutional excuse
for again letting slip the dogs of war.
Tho Executive will not be pcimitfed ko
them slip on any other excuse. The course
of Mr. Hayes, as Radicals now see, is a
fresh coufession that the reconduction
policy of tho Republican party has utterly
failed. It is a virtual surrender to the Democracy.
The Henpecked Man.-The henpecked
mau iz most generally married ; but there
arc instances 011 the record of single meu
being liarrassed by the pullets.
Yu cau alwus tell one ov theso kind of
men, espeshly if they arc in the company
ov thair wives. Thay looked as resigned
tew thair fate az a lieu turkey in a wet
day.
Thair aiu't nothing that will take the
starch out ov a man like being peeked by a
woman. It is wuss than a seven months' of
the fever and ngy. The wives of the henpecked
husbands most alwaz out liv thair
victims, and I hav known them to get married
agin, and git hold ov n man that time
(thank tho liord !) who understood al! the
hen peek dodges.
One of these kind ov husbands iz an honor
to his sex.
The henpecked man, when lie gits out
amungst men, puts 011 an air ov bravery
and defiance, and once in a while will git a
Icctlc drunk and then go home with a firm
resolve that he will be captain ov his household
; but the old woman soon takes the
glory out of him, and handles him just as
she would n half grown chicken, who had
fell into a swill barrel, and haibto bo jerked
out awful quick.?Josh Billings.
.?
Tt was a Danville man who took a sensible
view of tho matter. He returned to
his room at the Arlington and found his
friend walking the floor in perfect despair.
* "What in the world is the matter ?" ho
asked. "O, I can't meet a note to day ; tho
bank will put its foot on mo," and he paced
tbo room with n rcquickcned step. "Look
hero, Dob," snid tho Danvillian, "the world
don't expect you to boar all tliis trouble by
yourself. You'vo walked enough. It's
the other fellow's time now, the man that
holds the note. It's his time to walk some."
Dob sat down and rested.
The following is the auswer to a letter
written by the junior partner of a firm
known as Derry & Dro., containing a bill
sent by a correspondent:
You've made a "mull" Derry,
In sending mo your bill Derry,
Before it was due Derry,
You may think me a goose Derry,
, And had it been the elder Derry,
, 1 shouldn't oaro a straw Derry.
[ I should like to beat you blue Derry,
[ And make your eyes black Derry.
> W ATKR-PKOOF IJIjACKINO.? 1 no IOIIOWing
receipt for making a water proof blnckt
ing comes to us highly recommended : Dis3
solve au onnco of borax in water, and in this
diseolvo gum-shellac until it is tho consisg
toncy of thin paste ; add lampblack to color.
_ This makes a cheap and excellent blacking
g for boots, giving them the polish of n?w
e leather. The shellac makes tho boots or
shoes almost entirely water-proof. Cam
phor dissolved m alcohol, added to me DiacKu
ing, mnkes the leather more pliable and
d keeps it from crncking. This is sold lit 50
it cents for a small bottle. By making it
- i yourself $1 will boy materials for a gallon.