The Sumter watchman. (Sumterville, S.C.) 1855-1881, January 26, 1870, The Sumter Watchman Supplement, Image 5
The Sumter Watchman-Supplement, j
JMtVICK TO YOUNO .tmit.
A lady, wbo sigua herself "Ar Martyr
to Late Hoars," offers the following
sentible suggestions to young wea :
Dear gentlemen, between the ages of
"eighteen and forty-five," listen to a
few words of gratuitous remark.
When you make a sooial call of an eve?
ning on a young lady, go away at a rea?
sonable hour. Say you come at 8 o'
oloek, an hour and a half is certainly as
long as the mo6t fascinating of you in
conversation can, or rather ought, to de?
sire to usc h?B charras. Two hour? in?
deed, eau be very pleasantly spent with
music, chess, or other games, to lead
variety, but kind sirs, by no means stay
longer. Make shorter calls and come
oftener. A girl-that is a sensible true
hearted girl-will enjoy it better, and
really value your acquaintance more.
Just conceive the agony of a girl who,
well knowing the feelings of a father
and mother upon tho subject, hears thc
clock strike ten, aod yet must, set on
the edge of her chair, in mortal terror
lest papa should put his oft repeated
threat in execution-that of coming
dowo and inviting the gentlemen to
breakfast. Aud wc girls understand it
all by experience, and know what it is to
dread thc prognostic of displeasure. In
suoh cases a sigh of relief generally ac?
companies the closing of thc door bo
hind tho gallant, and one don't get over
the feeling of trouble till safo in thc
arms of Morpheus. Even then, some?
times the dreams arc troubled with sonic
phantom ol' an angry father and dis?
tressed (for all parties) motlier ; and al
because, a young mun will make a longer
call than ho ought to.
Now, young gcutlemcn friends), I'll
tell you what we girls ?ill do. For au !
hour und a half wc will bc most irrcsti- !
bly charming and fascinating j then
beware : Monosyllabic responses will bo
all you need expect. And if, when tho
limits shall have buen passed, a startling
query shall bc heard coming down j
stairs : "isu't it time to close up ?" you
must consider it a righteous punish?
ment, and taking your hat, meekly de??
part-a sadder and it is to bo hoped
a wiser man. Do not get angry ; but
thc next time you como bo careful to
keep within bounds.
Wc want to rise early these pleasant
morning* and improve thc "shining
hours;" but when forced to bo up at
unreasonable hours at night, exhausted
nature will speak, and as a natural con?
sequence, with the utmost, speed in dress?
ing, wo can barely get down to Oreukfast
in time to escapo a reprimand from
papa, who don't believe in beaux-ns
though he never was young-and a mild
reproving glance from mama, who un?
derstands a little- better poor daughter's
feelings, but still must disapprove out?
wardly,, to keep up appearances. And
now, young men, think about theso i
things, and don't-for pity's sake don't
-throw down your paper with a 'pshaw!'
but remember tho safe sido of ten.
POPPINU TI8Hi Ql'KSTION.
Lord .Justice Clerk Braxfield was a
man of few words and strong, business
habits. In courting Ina second wile,
his procedure was entirely illustrative
of the peculiarities ol' his character.
Calling for tho lady, ho said to her,
without preliminary remarks :
"Lizzie, I am looking out fora wife,
and I thought 3 ou just thc person that j
would suit me. Let me havo your an
swor, yes or no, tho morn, und say nae
moiro about it,v
Thc lady thc next day replied in the
affirmative.
Perhaps ho repented his precipitancy,
for when u Butler gave warning, on ac?
count of Mrs. l?raxsfield'.s scolding pro?
pensities, thc Judgo replied:
"Lord, mon, ye've little to complain
o'; ye may bc thakfu' ye're no married
to hor."
Thc late Professor D. was, prior to his
appointment to his chair, rector of nn
academy in Forfnrshirc. Mc was par?
ticularly reserved in his intercourse with
the fair sex; but, in prospect ol' obtain?
ing a professorship, he ventured to make
proposals toa lady. They were walking
together, and thc important question
was put without preliminary sentiment
or notes of warning. Of course tho lady
replied n gent?o "no." Tho subject Wa?
immediately dropped ; but thc parties
soon meet again.
"Do you remember," at length said
tho lady, "a question which you put to
mc when wc last met ?"
Tho Professor said that he did re?
member.
"And do you remember my answer,
Mr. D. ?"
"Oh yes," said thc Professor.
"Well, Mr. D.," proceeded tho lady,
''Ihavo boen lcd, on . consideration, to
chango my mind."
"So have I," dryly responded tho
Professor.
Ho maintained his bachelorhood to
tho closo of lib life.
- "llavo you over broken a horse ?"
inquired a h oise jockey* '-No, not ex?
actly," replied Simons, "but I havo
broken three or lour wagons "
- lt has been asked, '?When rain
falls, ?lou? it ovor got up ?" O? course it
does iii dow time.
- Docs tho man who weighs his
words uso scales ? If you "cut" an ac?
quaintance, uro you Hablo for assault ?
Mt. Zion Institute,
WINNSBOR?, S. C.
A CLASSICALAND NORMAL SCHOOL FOR BOYS.
PUPILS bent to ? this Institution will bo
thoroughly trained in all tho bran che? of a liberal
education-uni?se parties prefer their sons to
take
A BUSINESS COCRSB,
which will embraco careful drilling in Commer?
cial Arithmetic and other English studies, and ia
dcsignoJ to fit boys for mercantile life, or aotual
busiuess of any kind.
A uniform, uniting economy with neatness of
costume, will be adopted, thc next year, and the
discipline made still more cflbctive by combining
some of tho featured of tho Military Academy
with those of thc Normal School.
Terms per Session of fivo months:
Board, Including tuition in all tho |branchos,
$100,00
Tho Scholastic yenr opens 1st Monday in
Fobrunry. For particulars send for circulars.
Address, G. A. WOODWARD,
Principal. '.
Jan 5-3t _
KING'S MOUNTAIN
Military School.
i
YORKVILLK, S. C.
rpiIE First Session of thc School year ot 1870,
J. ,wlll begin on tho 1ST OF FEBRUARY. . .
THUMS.-For School Expenses, t*. e., Tuition,
Books, Stationery. Ac, Boarding, Fuol, Lights
nnd Wiishing, $135 in currency, per session of
five months.
For circulars containing full particulars, apply
to COL. A. COWARD,
Principul and Proprietor.
_Dcol5_6t
MA YES VI IJJJK
mhmM_jnmm.u
ON HIE IST OF OCTOBER NEXT, TUB
undersigned will open a ''tl
High School, at Mayesvillo,
SOUTH-CAROLINA.
Hoping, from hi? lons experience in Teaching,
to give enlim satisfaction, ?nd to merit tho con?
fidence t>nd patronage of the community at large,
ho is DETERMINED thal this School shall bo of |
the hilliest grade, mid second to none in the
country.
BOYS will be prepared for Collegoor Business.
Tho Priuoipitl refers with prido ?nd gratifica.
lion to his former pupil.', who havo taken -high
positions in Collette or L'usines*. .'.
THE Fl lt ST SESSION begins October 'Ist,
mid closes February 16th. ? .>'.?"
THE SECOND SESSION logins Fobrunry 16th,
nnd closes Ju ne 30th.
TERMS: $.'00 per Session for Board and
Tuition, invariably in advance
French, German and Drawing oxtrn.
Pupils will be charged from tho first of tho
Sossion, nr.d will not bu taken later thuu t?ir
weeks from tho opening. . '
CAPT. WILLIAM II. COIT.
REF Kit EES :
Rev. J. Leighton Wilson, I). D., Dr. J. A.
Mayo.-, Mayesvillo, So. Cu. j (len. \Y, L..T.;
Princt.-, Chcntw, S. O.j Kev J. B, Muck. Charles',
ton, S. C. ; Rev. O. W. Pctrio, D. D., Montgom?
ery, Ala.; Messrs. Bluiidiog A Richardson,
Sumter, S, C.
July 7_ly
St. Joseph's Academy.
CONIIUCTKn UV 1 II K
Sisters of Our Lady of Mercy,
SUMTER, S. O.
jf?X. THE Collrgialo Exercises of this
/Jf<HrA -.First Class Institute, will borosumod
'w^^"" ?' Soptembor. A prompt
^K^a?^Attendance is requested in order to
facil?talo tho \regress and urrango
litotit ?d' the classes. Tho now buildings aro
spaolous and elegantly fl ri i sh oil, furnishing ac?
commodations for uno liundrcd boarders." Tho
extensivo grounds mid piazzas aro ample for opon
air exercise, and young Indies are thoroughly
instructed in English Mathematics, French, Ita?
lian, Muslo, Drawing. Painting, Ac, Ac. Location
healthy, air pure, wa or good, mid terms reason,
ablo. For particulars apply to tho Superioress of |
St. Joseph's Academy. Sumter, or to tho Supe?
riores of tho Sisters of Mercy, Charleston, who
will ondcuTor to meat tho pressure of tho times.
Nov. lu
WOFFORD COLLEGE.
SPARTANS!;UCI C. H.,
SO. CA.
F A C ? LTY:
REV. A. M. SKIPP, D. D., Prcsidont, na
Professor Monia! and Moral Science.
DAVID DUNCAN, A. M., Professor Anciont
Languages mid Literature.
REV. WHITEFOORD SMITH, D.D., Professor
English Literature.
WARREN DU PRE, A. M., Professor Natural
Science
JAS. ll. CARLISLE, A. M., Profossor Mathe?
matics.
REV. A. lt. LESTER, A. M., Profossor History
ami Biblical Litern turo.
Thc Preparatory Sch ml, unriortho ?inmediato
supervision of tho Faculty, Jno. W. SHIPP,
A. lt., Principal.
Divinity School-Row A. M. Skipp, I>. D.
Rev. Whitefoord Stulln, D. D. ; ROT. A. II
Lester, A. M.
Tho tirst Session of Ibo Sixteenth Colloginto
Year begins on tho llrst Monday in October,
180'.*, tho second Session begins on the first Mon?
day in January, 1870.
Tho course of studios ?nil tho standard of I
scholarship remain uiichingod, but the Faculty
now admit irregular students or thoso who wish
to pursue particular studios only.
Tho Schools also open nt tho s,Mno timo;
Tuition per yenr, in Col loge Clnssos, Including
contingent Icu, A&lin Spccio, or its equivalent in
Currone;.'. '
Tuition por,voir,in Preparatory School,inclut)
in? contingent, foe, $>M in currency, .' '
Bills pa y aldo ono half in advance; ' Board, po
Month, from $10 lo $ I i in curroncy.
For further particulars address.,> . ,.
A. M. SHIPP, Pfosidont
May 19 . ly
May 13
FIRS: AI
INSTIT*,
CHAS. H. MOISE
SUMTE!
LIVERPOOL AND 'LONDON
D GLOBE
Insurance Company.
Capital, Surplus and Reserved Funda,
in Gold, 817,700,000.
Seventeen Million and Seven Hundred
Thousand Dollars-IN GOLD.
Invested in thc United Statet. Two Mil
L/ lions of Dollars. 62,000,000.
Risks io Sumter, taken at Charleston
rates.
Residences in (Jue Country Insur?
ed at LOW Rates..
Losses paid promptly in Charles?
ton.
On the payment of Ten Years
premiums in CASH, a perpet?
ual policy will be issued.
?nMbTJHKBHRi
?D L?IFE
, Insurance Agent,
2, & a
Brooklyn Mutual Life Insu?
rance Co., of New York.
Annual Income nearly Half a
Million of Dollars.
Character well known in Sum?
ter.
1 Phonix Mutual Life Insurance
Company, of Hartford.
Assets at Market vatua, Four Million
Three Hundred Thousand
Dollars. $4,800,000.
Losses paid in Cash, Seven Hundred
and Sixtv-eight Thousand
Dollars. " ?708,000.
This Company has never contested a
claim.
TERMS-HALF CASH ; HALF NOTE.
CHAS. H. MOISE,
Insurance Agent,
Sumter, S. C.
Nov 17 3m
Piedmont and Arlington
LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY.
THOSE TWCMCTAUNCH COMPANIES, THE PIEDMONT
AND "AKBINGTON" HAYE COMBINED UNDER
THE ABOVE NAME, AND PRESENT, IN THE
SHORT TIME OF TWO YEARS, A
LIST OF OVER
Sight Thousand Insurers and a Capital
and Assets of o ver One XVTillion and
a Half of D lars,
ATTAINING TO A POSITION ND IMPORTANCE AMONG
Life Insurance Companies
never before reached in so short a time.
Rights of Policy Holders in bofh the "Piedmont" and "Arlington"
will remain unchanged, and the same as before.
New and advantageous features in the new
Company, will be allowed the old?nsurers co-equal
with the new ones
There are Branch Offices in each State, lohere funds accruing are
invested, and not tafeen beyond State limits.
-o
Brandi Office in this State at Columbia,
LEAPHAHT, JEFFERSON AND RANSOM, Managers.
H, H. MOSES, Agent.
Offico at J. T. SOLOMONS' Store.
REFERENCES :
Capt. A. A. Gilbert, Capt. E. W. Moise, Capt. Jno. S. Richardson
Oct 6
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WANDO FERTILIZER.
Manufactured at the Wando Works,
IN CHARLESTON, S. C.
It is a homo made article, and provon to ho the best FERTILIZER now io
uso.
TUES WA3XTDO
CAN bo bad at all timos and in any quantity, by applying to tho Subscribor, in SUMT?1
ELISHA CARSON, Agent,
For Sumter QpTnty.
Oct 27
3m
JAMBS CALDWELL
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALER IN
Boots, Shoes, Hats,
Corner of Main and Republican Sis.
Sumter, So. Ca.
OotO ly
A* WHITE,
Fire & Life Insurance Agent,
SUMTER, S. C.
UNDERWRITERS, AGENCY, N. Y.
SECURITY INSURANCE CO., N. Y
ENTERPRISE " ? Cinn.
GEORGIA HOME ? Geo.
RICHMOND RANKING IN. CO.
SOUTHERN LIFE INSURANCE CO.
[Memphis and Atlanta.
Capital Represented, $12.000,000.
Spite ti ox. 1
! -"If you beat me, I'll 0*H oat &j I
Boldiore," aa the dram said. M
-Aeolooy is tobe formed ?a Kn j
Jersey by Tosas negroes. S
-Why are jokes like nuts? Beotm< fl
the dryer they are tiny better thuj crtti. fl
-French physicians whiten red noe* fl
by electricity. Shocking ! ga
A Chinese proverb says a lie- hu ^ fl
legs and can not stand, bat it has wing fl
and can fly far and wide. ?
-Do tho best you oan whore yon fl
and whon that is done you will fiud u fl
openiog for something better. sj
-A doll's department has been opt?, fl
ed at Stewart's dry goods store, whick fl
is quite as completo as that of tho lacie/ fl
in every respect. S
-Texas is settling so rapidly tim fl
emigrants?havo to lie out doors until
huts can be built for their accommoda?
tion.
- Lawyers must sleep more comfort
ably than people in general ; it ii
immaterial on which side they He.
- Tombstones are but marks on the
road to show us where the mortal and
immortal parted oompany.
- A young man says that he cored
palpitation of thc heart by the applic*.
iod of another palpitating heart to the
part affected. )
- "I can marry any girl I please,"
said a young fellow boastingly. "Very
true replied his waggish companion- I
"for you can't please any. J
- Two sovereigns, out of situations fl
? -Isabella of Spaiu and Francis the 9
Second of Naples-are now residing io j?
the same house in Home. %
-Mrs. Winslow's soothing syrup 8
killed a little girl at Newark, N. J., on I
Saturday night. It is said to be sate .'
pop, if you give enough of it.
-Forney's Philadelphia Press hasa
leadiug articlo headed "A thing of
shanie." It has no reference to Forney
himself. Ile is a thing without shame,
says the Courier Journal.
-Many fashionable young ladies ia
New York arc said to be suffering with
nbsesses on their feet, caused by the
high French boot heels now in vogue.
-A "Big Todian" strayed away from
his camp and got lost. Inquiring the
way back, ho was asked, "Indian lost?"
"No," said he, disdainfully, "Indian not
lost-wigwam lost*" Striking his
breast, ho exclaimed, "Indian here I"
-General G. T. Beauregard has in?
vented machinery for propelling oars and
boats by overhead wire, or rope, deriving
motion from stationary engines, or oth?
er power, at intervals along the route.
-A mnrricd lady lately consulted her
lawyer on thc following questions,
namely, "as I wedded Mr. Smith for his
wealth, and that wealth is now spent, am
I not, to all intents and purposes, a wi?
dow, und at liberty to marry again ?"
-Great excitement recently prevailed
in Wabash, Ind., over tho enforcement
of the Suuday law. Men, women and
children wcro indicted for fishing, sew?
ing and blacking boots on that day.
About 100 indictments were returned
into eourt against the best citizens of the
town, including sovcral ladies.
-."Husband, I wish you would boj
mc some pretty foathers."
"Indeed my dear little wife, you look
botter without them."
"Oh, no," said she, coaxingly ; "you
always call me your little bird, and hoir
docs a bird look without featheis ?"
-.Tho Wilmington (N. C.) Star
says : "There are at least two hundred
men in this community eaoh of whom
ought to havo a daily newspaper to
reflect hts views. Until they are pro?
vided with organs, wc shall be glad to
publish their sentiments 'at the usual
rates.' "
-A serios of sad events happened on
tho steamer Ozark on her last trip down
the Mississippi. An old citizen ot Ar?
kansas was found dead in his stato-room;
two colored men foll overboard while
wrestling, and woro drowned, and a dook
hand was blown to atoms by the explo?
sion of some torpedoes he was handling*
-To a toast of "The babies I God
bless them I" a railroad conductor re?
sponded : "May their routo through life
bc pleasant and profitable, their ties well
laid, their traok straight forward and not
backward. May their fathers be safo
conductors, their mothers faithful ten?
ders, and their switch never misplaced."
A country girl coming from the field,
was told by her cousin that she looked
as frosh as a daisy kissed by tho dow.
"Well, it wasn't any loller by that name,
hut it was Syc Jones that kissed me. I
told him every one in town would find
it out."
- Ptospcrity is not tho just scale ;
adversity is tho only balance to weighs
friends. Religion is the best armour,
but tho worst cloak. Liberality, ii not
giving wisely. Ho who makes an idol
ot his interest will make a martyr of hit
own integrity.