The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, February 04, 1886, Image 1

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. - / - VOL.XV. PICKENS, S. C., THURSDAY, FEBRUARY_4 1886 NO 19 Autumn Scenes. Slue are the hill-tos away in the distance, ATid noisily trilleth the locust his lay, Dreaming beoometh a part of existence, 4 And mogneth the wind as it shivers away. Bustling the maples till leaves fall and qu ver, And rattling the blades of the brown-tasseled a ing ter g eod riplin the river, The stiliness is startled by sound of nuts drop ping The ereek is half-covered with butternut leaves - White oows in the sunshine and shadow are Theseshgis grinding the gold from the Now sail through the azure the spirit of flowl ers With white wings outspread in a glorjflod way: Moths nervously tiit for their few happ hours It seemeth the morn of tho world a Final Day., And hark l at the sunrise the chantieleer's crowing, That ringeth as sweet as pure Israfeel's voice 1 To school, now, the shouting, gay children are going-1 'Ibe only activity, color and noise. Ah dear are the t! hildren i-the tidy girl airy The boy fighting hornets, who taketh no dare, Now painting his name with the ripened poko Now trying to slip in the fairl At evening the katydid shrilloth and raspoth, The frog and the screeoh-owl-and fliro-flies flit; The moon in pale gossamer stitleth and gasp eth. Bo filled with her passion and sorrowed by it. She loolcoth on lovers, and scomoth as sad dened As if she had lost, and was ever more drear The Night's lustrous eyes are all troubled and maddened: And down on the marigold trickles a tear I -C. L. Phifer, in The Current. THE TELEGRAPHIC SIGNAL. John Mills, the hero of this sketch, was a railroad engineer, and had been for a long time in the company's em ploy. When the new engine "59" was completed and placed on the road, John was given charge of it, andi he evinced a nat'iral pride n his preferment. At one of the stations there was it young girl, a telegraph operator, between whom and the engineer there had sprung up a mutual attachment, and whenever "59" caine along. Kate generally managed to be at the door and exchange signals with her lover. One day the train was detained at the station, and the locomo tive detached and sent up the road, to do some additional work, and Kate went along for a ride. As she listened to the sharp, shrill notes of the whistle, it occurred to her that she might teach John to sound her name in the Morse telegraphic charaeters, so that she could distnguish his signal from that of the other engines, whenever his train ap proached. The plan worked to a charm, .and far and near the whistle shrieked :K-a-te, until one day, as the operator .stepped upon the platform, she over 'heard a conversation between two young -men, and learned that they understood tho signal, and wore laughingly wonder ing who Kate could be. Their means ,of communication having been dis covered they were obliged to discontinue it. In the meantime, Kate had, by nucans of the telegraph, made the ac quaintance of a young lady, an operator in a distant city, but whom she had never seen, and to her she made known the fact that the secret had been dis covered. Then her friend suggested a plan as brilliant as it was ingenous. It w ' simply to arrange a means of tele gihie communication between the ap pioaching train and the station, so as to ring a bell hidden away in the closet of Kate's oflice, engine "59" being the only one provided with the means of completing the circuit, which was done by laying the poker upon the tender brake so as to touch the wire in passing. Kate found an opportunity to acquaint John with the proposed plan, and in the meantime had found an abandoned wire which ran for a long distance close by the track, and which she p)roposed to use for carrtying out her purpose. Thanksgiving (lay caime soon after, andit John fortunately having a holiday, he and Kate went bravely to wvork, and be fore the (lay had ended the task was completed, andl provedl a complete sue. cess. The #M-matlc finale of their love .episode i iold in following.sketceh: It w as very singular how absent-innded :and inattentive the operator was on the ,day that the great scientific eniterp)rise -was finished. No wonder she was dis -turbed. Would the new line work? Would her little battery be strong enough for such a great ciircuit? Would John be able to close it? The petople began to assemble for the train. The clock pointed to the hour for its arrival. Suddenly, with startling distinctness, the bell rang clear- and loud in the echo ing room. With a cry of dlelight she put on her dlainty hat and ran in haste gut upon the p)latform. The whistle broke l oud and clear on the cool, cmisp air, and "59" appeared round the curve In the woods. Ihe splendid monster slid swiftly uip to her feet and1 paumsed. "Perfect, John! Perfect! It works to a ch arm." With a spring she reached the cab and sat down on the fireman's seat. "Blessed if I could tell what lhe was going to (do," said the fireman. "Hie told me about it. Awful bright idlea! You see, lie laid the poker on the tender brake there, andI It hit the tree slam, and I saw the wires touch. It was just prime I" But the happy moments 8sped, andl "59" groaned and slowly departed, while K ate stood on the platform, her face wreathed in smiles and white Steam. So the lovers met each (lay, and none knew how she was made aware of his approach with such absolute certaint.y. Sefenee applied to love, or rather love * applied to science, can move the world. Two whole weeks passed, and then there suddenly arrived at the station, late one evening, a special, with the directors' car attached. The 'honorable directors were hungry--they always are -and would pause on their journey and take a cup of tea and a bit of supper. ffhe honorables and their Wives and chldren filled the station, and the p lace put on quite a gala aspect. As for Kat *he demurely sat in her den, book i hand, and over its unread pages ad mired the gay party in the brightly Buddenly with furious rattle, her elco -trio bell sprang Into life. Every spark of color left her face, and her book fell With a dull glam to the floor. What was it? What did It mean? Who rang it? With aflfrighted face she burst from har offilo and hbr.haa throuh,~ h as-. Gonished people and out upon the snow ,overed platform. There stood the lirectors' train upon the track of the )ncoming engine. "The conductor! Whore is heP Oh, sir! Start! Start! Get to the siding! the express! The express is coming!" With a cry she snatched a lantern rom a brakeman's hand, and in a lash was gone. They saw her light itching and dancing through the dark iess and they were lost in wonder and %mazomen+ The girl is crazy! No rain is duo now! There can be no Ian r. She must be Ah! that horrible whistle. Such a wild shriek on a winter's night! The non sprang to the train, the women mnd children fled in frantic terror in very direction. . "Run for your lives," screamed the onductor. "There's % smash-up com ng1" A short, sharp scream from the histle. The head-light gleamed on the mnow-covered track, and there was a nad rush of .sliding wheels and the igantic engine roared like a demon. L'he great "59" slowly drew near and >topped in the woods. A hundred heads ooked out, and a stalwart figure leaped town from the engine and ran on into he bright glow of the head-light. "Kate!" "Oh! John, I " She fell into his arms senseless and white, and the lantern dropped from her nerveless hand. They took her up tenderly and bore er into the station-house and laid her .Ipon the sofa in the "ladies' room." With hushed voices they gathered round :o offer aid and comfort. Who was she? iiow did she save the train? How did the know of its approachP "She is my daughter," said the old statlonmaster. "She tends the tele. graph." '1 he'president of the railroad, in his gold-bowed spectacles, drew near. One grand lady in silk and satin pillowed Kate's head on her breast. They all gathered near to see if she revived. She opened her eyes and gazed about dream. ily, as if in search of something. "Do you wish anything. my dear?" said the president, taking her hand. "Some water, if 1ou please, sir; and I want-I want-' They handed her some wine in a silver goblet. She sipped a little. and then looked among the strange faces as if in search of someone. "Are you looking for anyone, miss?' "Yes-no-it is no matter. Thank you, ma'am, I feel better. I sprained my foot on the sleepers when I ran down the track. It is not severe, and I'll sit up." They were greatly pleased to see her recover, and a quiet buzz of conversa tion filled the room. How did she know it? How could she tell the special was chasing us? Good heavens! if she had not known it, what an awful loss 01 life there would have been; it was very careless of the superintendent to follovi our train in such a reckless manner. "You feel better, my dear," said the president. "Yes, sir, thank you. I'm sure l'u thankful. I knew John-I mean th' engine was coming." "You cannot be more grateful tha: we are to you for averting such a disa. trous collision.' "I'm sure I'm pleased, sir. I neve thought the telegraph--" She paused abruptly. "What telegraph?" "I'd rather not tell, sir." "But you will tell us how you knev the engine was coming?" "Must you know?" "We ought to know in order to re ward you pr1operly."' She put up her hand in a gesture refusal, and waIs silent. The presider and directors consulted togetheir, ani two of thcm camne to her andI briefly sai they would be glad to know how sh had been mnade aware of the approael ing danger. "Well, sir, if John is willing, I wi toll you all." John Mills, the engineer, was c'allce and lie came ini, cal) ini hand, and thm txntire company gathlered round in ti. greatest eagerness. Without the slightest aflectation sI put her hand on John's grimy arm, anx "Shall I tell them, John? Tlhey win to know about it. It savedl the(ir live they say." ''And miino, too.'' saidl John i, reverenm ly. "You had best tell them, or 1 She sat down again, andl then ams there John explained how the open cir euit line hiad been built, how it was tised, and frankly told why it had been srecd. Never did story create p)rofounider sen sation. .The gentlemen shook hands with him, andl the president actually kissed her for the company. A real cor >oration kiss, loud and hearty. TIheo atheis fell upon her nieck, aind actually erieed over the splendid girl. Even the u'hildre,n pulimd her dlress, and put their arms about her neck, andl kissed away the hiapply tears that coveredl her cheeks. Poor child! She was coveredl with confusion, and knew not wvhat to say or hio, and looknd impllloringly to John. Hie dIrew near, and p)roily took her band in his, and she brushed away the tears and smYiled. TJ.he gentlemen sudd(enly seemed to have found something vastly interesting to talk about, for they gatheored ini a knot in the coirner of the room. Pres ntly the pridu(ent saidl aloud "' ientlemen andl directors, you must pardon me, and I trust the ladlies will :10 the same, if I call you to order for a brief matter of business. TIhiere was a suddlEen hush, and the room, now p)ackedl to sfoain a painfully quiet. sihain a "The secretary will please take mini ites of this meeting." The secretary sat down at Kate's (leak, and then there was a little pause. _ "Mr. President!''" Every ('ye was turned to a corner where a gray-haired gentleman had mounted a chair. "Mr. P'residecnt!" "Mr. Graves, director for the State, gentlemen.'! tI,beg leave, sir, to ofFer a readlu. Then he began to read from a slip of paper-P "Whereas, John Mills niero engine number '69,' of this engw ine, eree1 a prIvae . s gra; bwy ine as he, witl the assitan*ce of the te graph operator of this s'a'lon (I eave blank for her rune), used the said 1i without the conent of this Compan and for other than railway business: "It is r:eselV Id t1hat. he be suspend permanently, from his po,i)tion as c gineer, and that the said operator requested to r A murmur of d:pprobation 1illed room, but the prei:l:nt conanand silence, and the State direetor wenlt c "' -reign her place. "It is further resolved, and is here ordered, that the said John Mills be al is appointed chief engineer of the n( repair shops at .;lawson." A tremendous cheer broke from t assombled company, and the resoluti was passed with a shout of assent. How it all ended they never kne It seemed like a dream, and they cot not believe it true till they stood alo in the winter's ight on the track 1 side that glorious "59." The few ci the engine had brought up had be joined to the train, and "59" had be rolled out on the siding. With ma handshakings for John, and hea kisses for Kate, and a round of parti cheers for the two, the trans had sl away. The idlers had dispersed, at nono lingered about the abandon station save the lovers. "59" woI stay that night on the siding, and tl hata walked up the track to bid it a lo farewell. For a few moments they stood in I glow of the great lamp, and then quietly put it out, and left the giant breathe away its fiery life ir gen clouds of white steam. As for the loy they had no - need of its light. '1 winter stars shone upon them, and 1 calm, cold night seemed a parad below. What Hanging is Like. The following account of the son tions of hanging is sent us by a cor spondent who is a member of a kind "Suicide Club," and was actually, says, partly hung the other day, in 1 presence of several friends: A good stout rope had been obtaini This was securely fastened to the raft( of the barn roof. I pulled at the rc with my hands to make sure that would not break. Then I permitted n self to be blind-folded and mounted o1 chair. For the moment, I admit, I v weak enough to turn pale and tremb I soon, however, recoveredl my preser of mind. Putting amy head through I noose, I gave the sigal. I felt the clh drawn from under me, There w;s great jerk, and I felt a violent pain my neck, as though my scarf had all a sudden become tight. Now con the most curious part of my experieni After the first feeling of torture, whic admit was decidedly very severe, I 1I consciousness. I seemed to be trai ported into a new world, more beauti: than anything imagined by the poet. was swimmtinlg, methought, in a sea oil. The feeling was exquisitely 1'nuQ As 1 swam easily and with< n 1ot"e oate of alnml um -....... . , "'.e p)erimen'at. Th'ley all considered amy eo: (duct heroic, but aibsolutely refused emulate tme. TIhey said I looked ghastly--P'all Mall Gazette. Concerning Nan es. 'The fact is, searcely any .uisance a greater nuisance thtan thtat p)ertaana to ill-assorted names. Why, fori stance, witht our beautiful andl music Indian nomnenelature, should we ha our Syracuse, Memph is, Thebes, Troled St. Louis, San Francisco. Cairo, Bal: Ion, Jerusalem? What an uneuphao otus, ill-assorted nmem is New Yo whten wo cain hmave Manhtattan fort taking! Whyr should racing mares namned Miss rood ford and( Flora Te: p loP-or an Indian Hole-in-the-Wn Man-Afraid-of-liis-llors' etc.? W should a htarmtonty composed for a rc gious hyn bae namned Federal str< and anothter Bowdoin square? W shtouldl two of our gunmboaits be call Terror andl Vixen?~ Why should1( many names of hamlets, vi"ages, tow andl cities be repeatedl in thtirty-cif states ,and( seven territories, and gi rise to iunumerable Washaingtons, Jat Bonvilles, ,Jeffersonts, Adamtses, antd on?-C(hristian at li'ork;. The fact that a commercial agon has been beaten in a suit to collect dai ages for an injurious report and ordler by a Montreal couart to pay $4,000 oug to htave a wholesome efrect on concer of the sort. Mercantile agencies a useful institutions beyond doubt, t they blunder miserab)ly at timtes al ought to stuffer for it when they inja business reputations. - Chicago Tribum A party of French scientists Is soart ing for remains of the roe, the gigan bird so minutely desceribedl in the "Ai bian Nighuts." Fragments of eggs ha been found, but nio skeletonh or bana e- QUEER THINGS IN TEXAS. 1o Charaetertstlcs of Some of the Native Growths. The centipede is not a very pretty In sect. le runs too much to legs. Once be I thought them of no use, but after see ing a lot of Chiricahua Indian papooses le pulling centipedes from their holes and Cd greedily devouring them, legs, poison and all, I no longer doubted the wisdom and beneficence of their creation. In the course of my checkered career I 1have had several adventures with con 'w tipedes and always came out second best. A centipede can raise a blister on a man's body quicker than a red hot h iron,and if you don't immediately apply a remedial poultice of pounded prickly pear and dose yourself inwardly with Id post whisky---w ich latter is warranted to kill anything but an army nule--the resultant effects may be serious. Ceu - e tipedes usually attack their victim at night, when he is asleep and can't de el fend himself. They are armed with en1 about 200 little lances conveniently ny lashed to the too of each foot---of whici y they have several-and at the base of rig each lance is a tiny sack of venom. If d a centi)ede crawls across your body ed which he'll most likely do if you lie down anywhere within a half a mile of 1cy him-you'll have no difficulty in follow ng his trail, and you'll remember his n yisit for weeks. o man ever (ld from he the bite of a centipede, but I have lie known one to make a man wish he were to dead. tie TARANTULAS. L'rs Tho tarantula is an exaggerated spi 'he der, with teeth and hair. They are al :le ways ready for a fight and will tackle isc anything, not excluding a buzz-saw. In days gone by I have 0ten amused my. self by teasing one with a red-hot coal. At first they would fight shy, but after they once got mad they would attack sa- that coal and never surrender until they re- were burned to a crisp. I never heard of of any one eating a tarantula. If one he bites you use same remedies as pre e scribed for centipede sting, only more d. 5' TIE VINEGAROAN. rs The vinegaroan has never been scien 'r tifically classified, and is content to plod I through life undistinguished. save by ty his humble frontier patronymic. The 'a Mexicans and Indians, who have been ,e. acquainted with the vinegaroan longer c. than I have, solemnly assert that Iis lie bite is deadly. I have always taken li their word for it. The vinegaroan lives a under decaying logs, and, if disturbed, i scorns to run. I saw a fight once be f tween a vinegaron and a tarantula. of The tarantula was lifted out of the pit es dead in one minute. TITE STINGING LIZZARD is found most anywhere, but principally ) snugly ensconced in the folds of your uI blanket when you lie down at night. Ie always lets you know that lie is there, of and I have known strong men to tear Ic- their hair and dance and pray in a very (. undignified and eccentric fashion, upon discovering that a stinging lizzard had xA selected them as a bedfellow. The sting ing lizzard's weapon of defense and of fense is his tail, which is lon- and as full of joints as a bamboo poTe. When he punches you with the sharp end of this caudal appendage you think of sheol's fire and howl. The stinging liz zard is not, good to eat. The application of a fresh (iu'd of tobacco will take the fire out of the spot where lie salutes you. THE I)EVII. HOuSE. The body of a devil horse is all of the same size, and he looks not unlike a green walking-stick set up on twelve other walking-sticks, six on a side. The scientific mcen who hnave sorught to clars sify thre farina of TJexas have somehow overlooked the devil horse, but lie does5n't seeni to indi( the slight andl continues e'atchiing flies with monoton. ouis persistency. Iwas never bitten by a dlevillhorse,anid I never met any one whiolhad been, but thre natives class them among the p)ioioous, andl they ought to know. A COLONY OF FIRE ANTS. My camp was one invaded b)y fire ants. It was aL good p)lace, convenient to wood arid wvater,and I hated to leave. I disputed thre right of occupancy with themn for three wveeks, at tIre end( of which time I incoiitinently surrendered andl fled. D)uring that three weeks I durg them out, burned them out andl -(drownied them out, but they didn't seem Sto mind it, ini the lea.st. TIhey wvent on - burrowving thre building and exploring *the surroundinig country, arid whlen my tent got frill of them, rind I had been \.bitten in about 3,000,000 different ~"places, I thought it. time to move. T1hie to bi to of the fire ait is like the sting of the tOstingirng' lizzar'd. It hurts andl makes a sore p)1lace. They increase withI a raplid - ity that is alarming, andi the more you try to exterminate them thre mocre nni merous they become. It uisedl to be a test of coruraige aniong the (Comanche n-Iniasfor a bir'ave to thlruist his bareud alarm into a nest of fire ants andi hold it, vo there without flinching, while Iris comi o, panionis wecnt through the movemrenits of aL somewhat compllicteud dance around .' hits tortured body'. TIhey don't (do it anyv rk more. Once near Pope's Crossing, on lie the Pecos river, I reached a village of be fire ants and started to make a dietouir. a. We discovered Indian signs of recent II, dante, arid halted to inivestigarte. A bande of Indianhad' camp)ed onr thre edlge of the at vilari ad a prisoner, wh'lo af net terwaIrd proved( to be a bear-hunter by namuedi Goggirn, was stripphedl, bound ed hanid and1( foot, andir laid dIown among so the ant hills. You can iminru~e h'su hor ns rible sufferings. WVe found Ihis bones lit and( gave themii a dlecent briaul. The ye lire ant is p)ugnaciouis, andl his mode k. of warfare is always aggressi 'e. In the so aggregate, lie will attack any living thmn, 'from ant olephant (town, kill hinm bsheer force of numbers, and deovouir albtthe howels.-Snder-son, TJexas, cy C'or. of the I%iladelphia Timens. T'ho ministers, it seems, trouble the ltlibre.rians as much as any other class of a perons.At arecet con erence of libra re rians in New York D)r. Blucl, Librarian ut of Union TIheologi cal Seminary, was re1 as'ked how lie got along, le said lie weuas afraid that ministers were as bad as re. any one else, for'sine he had been lib rarian niore than 1,000 voluimes had hi- been taken. "One minister,'' he said, ~lo "kept a book twenty-three .yeaurs, but & finally returned it, with a note to the ye ef'lect th at he noede the hook no lonver, Flattering Recognition. A memory of names and faces not only contributes to social success, but to eminence in official positions. A f teacher who always succeeded in memo rizing the names of her fifty pupils cl within the first forenoon of the term, has declared that in that faculty lay one w cause of her effective discipline. "If I can say," she explained, "on the very first day of school, 'Mary Jones, what are you doinoP' 'Toni Brown, where is your book? the scholars begin e to fear my quickness of thought. Each 1) one has an ill-defined feeling that I may not only know his name, but all his a traits." The man who aspires to be a leader P of the people will do well to cultivate a g memory of faces. President Van Buren was said to pos sess that faculty in a high degree of P perfection. A gentleman was once in troducing a party of friends to him, and when he reached the fourth member of the group, Mr. Van Buren anticipated i him by saying, "This is Mr. Tfhompson." 'Yes," said the gentleman, "I was once introduced to you, but lid not sup- C pose you would remember it.'' "Oh, yes, certainly I do. You were l introduced to me at Syracuse, in 1835, on the occasion of the visit of General v Jackson to that city, and with you were three other gentlemen. You were the second presented,"-a statement which the gentleman confirmed. On the occasion of the meeting, at Montreal, of scientists from all parts of tl the world last year, many of these ir learned gentlemen desired to be pre sented to General Grant, who according- 1 ly received them; but their guide was greatly astonished at finding that he recognized many of them before their names were mentioned. A frequent form of salutation was, 'How do you r do, Professor? I met you at Liver pool," or, "I saw you last in Manches- a ter." When the guests had taken their leave, the general's friend asked where he c coul( have become acquainted with so s many foreigners. "Oh, I met them abroad." was the answer. They had been introduced to him there among crowds of other stran gers, but he had fixed their faces in- a delibly upon his memory. At another 14 time, lie recognized a -lady whom lie had seen for a few moments only, years before, and then as one of several hun dred schoolgirls. ft A delicate flattery is implied in the fact that one's name or face has niade so deep an impression uponl a stranger a that he has been able to retain it through a period of years. And since it shows a truer kindliness to preserve a gracious attitude towards the world at large F rather than a hostile one. such a flattery a of strangers may spring from something nobler that mere se.f-interest.- Youth's I Companion. The Adventure of a Mouse, n ri A mother--mouse, when her childrenw had nearly reached the age at which it ii became time for them to seek their own ! fi fortunes in the world, cautione(l them rc particularly against the traps and dan- ct gers that would lie in their paths. "My children," said she, "the cheese looks at very tempting, and is even sometimes Iy toasted, but beware of it; for it will I bring misfortune to you.'' of One time the whole family of younger T1 mice came upon ia trap. "This, I sup- th pose." said the eldest and wisest, "is an the trap against which our mother so s1 carefully warned us. And yet," he tlh continued, "the cheese looks very tempt- 11 ing. I dloubt extremely if there be any li real dlanger in it, Antd even if there Wt be, I think that, by a proper amount of di: self-control and wvarmness, one might wi avoidl at ill consequ ences. Because thi some have been caugh t, it (lees not nee- li( essarily follow that a like fate must p( overtake all. At least I shall inspect b)i the trap to satisfy myself whether there 5o is really as much danger in it as our 'TI mother said. You know she is apt to ra be over-cautious very often." And ey wvith this reniark, in spite of the urgent CO wairnmgscv of his brothers, the over-wise m<l mouse deliberately entered the trap. ile "'I canniot see," said he, wvhien lie was hit within, ''that there is any real dlanger, ha andl it is very pleasant here. One neCed sm not cat of the cheese. you know." be But even as lie spoke the delicious sti smiell of the c'heese overcame his can- It tion ; lie concluded there could he lie ar danger in taking the smallest nibble, li No sooner, however, had he touched ti the tempting morsel, than~ the trap fell po~ and he was a prisoner'.w ''Alas!" said lie to his weeping moth-- gl er, who had hastened to the trap) upon enI learning the fate of her son, "I now If (discover, when it is too late to repent, wI that the experience of age is safer than the presumptuous wisdomi of youth."-- chl Christmas St. NiTcholas. a A story is going the rounds about the p)r< unique Mr. IIenry Prouse Cooper, the tio tailor, who has figured somiewhmat in smi New York courta ini times p)ast. One a. day, just :cr Mr. Cooper' hiad been aLr- s4, rested at the instance of somebodly who bia didn'lt like the way that Mr'. Cooper spenit his own moniey, a young man who , happened to be runniung ani Ishmaelite sort of paperC p)rinlted an edlitori: p''ara- n4 graph pitching iinto Mr. Cooper's wiceked of enemiiies amnd setting Mmr. Cooper him nself p( up for little less thani an archiangel. Mr. th1 Cooper saw this~ paragraph mi (de tat time', and made a call upon01 the young Pa maon to render thanks. "'I believe you an have aii account with me,'' said 'Mr. Sh Cooper before lie left. "'I asked imy B bookkeeper for it before I camie dlown- ani towni to-day, and here it is, all recei >)ted. th my friend. Take it as a token of mi el< appreciation; y'our bill is all wiped out. ' tr "Rleeiptedi!'' ejaculated that practical lio! journmalist. "'Wiped ou t! Wiped out be ph1 blanked! What you want to dio is to set th up a new init right quick. D)on't come Sti around lhere with -our anient history.D 1 wvi1ed out that bill myself eight months X. ago. ' This sort of financiering capti- abh vated Mr. IIenry P'rous'e Cooper, and the young man got jus't what lie wanted. S Baroniess Bhurdett C'outts has the sati.- . faction of knowing that her youmng Amer ican-born huusbamndbeat the muarqjuis of. Lorne for a seat in thme house of (omi mion)s. Th'le nmarquuis is the queen's son ia-law, and it was her majesty whoh snubbed the baroness because ihe muari ried a young man. Rel nt t3oino Street-Car Nuisances. Mlen who have been eating onions. Men who smoke bad cigars on th ont platform. Men who chew and expectorate in 'is. Pedlers who fill the ears with thol 111es and smell badly. Men who whistle. The stareful dude. The awful masher. Alen who talk so loudly that no on se can hope to be heard by his neigli Men who sit sideways when peopl "e looking for seats. Men who crowd the platform so tha ople are squeezed nearly to death i Atting on or oft the cars. Men who pick their teeth in public. Men who clean their finger-nails i iblic. Juveniles who insist on sky-larking. Boys who eat pen-nuts. ''he small boy who, on muddy day tsists on kneeling on the seats. Squalling babies. len who hun all the way. Men who want to know where th ir is going to and when they get ther Women who flirt with the wrong fe 1w. The girPwhto hangs on to him all tl a v. The bundle woman. The lady who has just been doing tle shopping and bought out the stor Giggling girls. The ubrella fiend who always >ok< e driver in the back or the condtuct< the stomach. The stout lady who, when the c rehes. subsid es in one's lap. The shrill-. oiced female. The mother of six who brings tl hole six alon r. The lady wlio will mistake the be] )pe for the strap. The woman who at every street corn, sks where she is to get out. The gum-eating girl. The women who after stopping ti tr only take live minutes to kiss mi tv good-by. fhe old ,vonng girl. The lmuslcal enthusiast. T1he s.stage-struck girl. The girl who captures the conduetor ttention so that he hus no eyes or ca ft for his business. The loud girl. The women who paint. The stalwart party who challenges yc r your seat. 'l'he girl who looks at you too hard. The girl who won't. look at you r .-. Y. (iraphic. Resenting an Intruder. From John i1rrough's paper on Bir< nemies, in the December Century , w tote the follovng: '"(n), day a tragl t" was enacteul a few yards from whel was sitting with a book; two son, m1"rows were trving to defend the c'st against a black snake. The ci outs, intrrogating note of a chicke ho had su(ll(enly come upon the secr his walk, tirst caused me to look u OM mV reading. There were the spa ws, with wings raised in a way p iliarly expressivt of horror 1n(1 di, av,rushing ahout a low clump of grah tl bushes. 'T'hen, looking more elos( I saw the glistening form of th a'k snake, :ill the quick movenel his hend as he tried toseize the 1,inh ie sparrows (larted about and tlhroutn e grass ami weeds. trying to beat tl' ake ofl. Their tails and wings wer read, and, "1itin g with the heat. am e desperate struggle, they 'presented; cst sigulat sp,e("tacle. Ihey ut tere< > ely, ot a souiind escaped theimi.; the, 'Ie plily spaeehless wi't h horror ani smiay. 1 ot once dlid they~ drop thiei lngs, and the peculiar expr'ession1 o oseupIllift ed palns, as it were, I shatl v'er forget. It occurr'iedl to me that rha ps, here wias a catse of attempjtel rd-cehar'ii mg on the part of the snaike I looked o't from behind the felle ue bird'(s charLlged thle sna:ke and14 hal 'sed1 him nfrloml ever'y side, but wer< idlently tunder' 110 se'll1 save thIiat 0 1lrage ill defen in g thieit' nest. Eveir >men'lit or1 two'( 1 (conhl( See the4 h1ead( anm ek of thle st)epent nmke4 a swe at thi 'ds, wihenx the onei st reek at wvould fal ('k, and tIcw otlu:r' wiould( r'ew the Ias little (Ianigeri th:.J the snake couh ike and hohl( one of the birds, thou g] rembil ledl foi' thiem, they were so bob d1i approntebed' so neal' to the snake' mi, bt w,i thou4t sIucess. I low ~ thb nigs idlwling1;;ly'11Th11 thie sna1k (d14 oil to4 tim near f'nace, b:m-'ly es ping thle .+>ne which I huld4 at' hiim cinu lim t:u n 41t:riiI-d an d11'ranged r1)'d l4,e lmny iudr ith S4h'i'41 sone d1 I bd;lm'd 11nyself 'for' not avb hied a t oInc'e to the r'escue wl,.4n thi hI 4lnmy was Iupon)) hihni. TIhere i >b)ably lil t l' tl'rutlh ill tIc h)ppular' 1n4 ike is th14 mlost 11ubtle, alert, nim 'ihlih of ourli snalkes, and11 Ihav'e neuve: d(s in his iniouthI." l'he Pll Mal\I.l Gazie(tte gives the follow asa euiouslly com)prel'(hensive 1lis lin~ gIli '54ocial ists' ' : EdA wa: rdu C.ar' econoif t: li MI ~ichael I )av itt, thle agi ori; lielfort lha , thel e"s'ayist ; Kegmi ull, thle pub14 liher; and( Watlter. lOesan I Mrs. I ,ynn II anton, thte niovelists rlley, KeaIts', ,J 0ne1S, Brhl')i, D obell )wningi, Swinburnae, William Morris I EdAwm Arnlold,. the poets; Ruiskin, art (rit ie; ChIiarles Kinigsley, thi m11terir'e O 'lirien and F'er'gus O)'Con ,the chlart.ists ; Roberlt (Owen t h ilanthiropist; and1 II. M. I lyanmar journal ist; llrert Spencer, Jobi art Mill, 'T. II. Iluixley., and Chle rwin ;,*iolm Tynda'l th e scientist; an Iliaml Kimgdoni Cli'or'd, the 1mo0 it. MIme. Ad(ehli Patt i w'ill be mardriedi r. Nicolini ini ,ine next thlat is1 V, in the legal per'Iiod oft teln monti er her (lvorce from the( Marqluis ux. Nicolini's r'eal name is Erne cholas, andl he belongs to a humb ench family. Ilis wvife, from wvho has just been dhivored( by mutu nsent, andl from wIhoil i a parltated nmany years, is an Italian lat Limed Maria Anna. MISSING LINKS. o A Japanese judge lately fined a news. paper man for not eyediting an articlo e clipped from a conteiporary. Nearly 600 newspapers in the United r States bear the name of -News. of which thirty-four are located in Pennsylvania. Tho-c is a demand from China for 150 Christian missionaries at once. Con verts are multiplying in all parts of the empire. An English lookmaker has construot ? ed a key which he says is capable of opening 22,600 patent lever looks, all of which difl'er In their combinations. a )r. Albert Thompson, a young Irish physician, has been presented with the Albert medal for removing poison in a a case of diplhtheria by sucking it away. M. de Lesseps is said to look wonder fully well, although for several months past he has been harassed by puny syn i, dicates gotten up for the purpose of oustig him from his position as presi dent of the Interoceanie Canal associa tion. Mr. George W. Childs, of Philadelphia, has added an interesting item to Amerl can annals by his discovery that Com niodore Stewart, grandfather of Charles e Stewart Parnell, is tha one who induced Joseph Bonaparte to buy land and build his house at Bordentown, N. J. a A boy in Cleveland fell from a tree and dislocated his neck. A surgeon was sent for, who replaced the disjoint . ed vertebrte so skillfully that the boy re covered, and is to-day as well as over. it '1his operation has been frequently at. tempted, but very seldom with success. Judging from a paragraph now going ie the rounds of the medical press, the higher education of women does not 1 cn(lduce to connubiality and fecundity. Of 759 female college graduates only 196 er are married. Of these, 66 have no chil dren, and 130 have had 263 children, of which 232 are living. to A well-known scientist says the feel d ing of one while standing on a high mountain or on the edge of a deep abyss is to fly. Instances are noted where persons, unable to resist this impulse, iave east themselves headlong into dark, 's yawning chasms, in the belief that they rs would reach the bottom in safety. Of all the eminent jurists who have sat ti ion the Supreme Court bench of the United states from the organization Au of the government to the present time, only one of theni has been impeached Samuel Chase, in 1804. lie was accused t of unjust, tyrannical and arbitrary con duct at certain trials, but was acquit ted. By an automatic tea or coffee-pot used I- by the French army it is impossible to e obtain a drop of coflee unless the water is boiling. The water is underneath e the col'ee but when it boils it rises up - through a central tube and falls over ir the coll'ee or ten, percolates, goes down i- to the lower part of the apparatus, is n warned again and once more travels e upward. p Near Odessa two Greek merchants by mistake purchased the same lot in a ce ry. 'T'lie matter was referred, after a warm dispute, to the District Judgo, who decided "first come, first served," and that whichever died first should 0 have the coveted resting-place, it being t understood that neither would take an unfair advantage of the other by com i uitting suicide. Mrs. Livermore is an enthusiastic ad vocate of co-operative housekeeping. She, with some fifty other families, has experimented with a co-operative laun dry, and has been able to reduce the cost of her washin<r andl ironing to 27 (eents a dIozen, inclu%ling dresses and the most difficult pieces. She says the same econonne results have been obtained ini other departments of housekeeping. While I am on the subject of heraldry let me recall at good story credited to William R. Tlravers. It was told that - wvhen A. T. Stewart conceived the idea of setting up a coat of arms he wont to fMr. Trravers for advice. Mr. Travers e sulggestedl an emp)loyer rampant, chas Iinmg a lazy salesman with a yardstick; 3 and Mr. Stewart did not speak to him 1 again for a month. This anecdote is - p)robably about as authentic as the > other, which st ates that Mr. Stewart, be I ing extremely loquacious at a State ban 1 qjuet at l)ehnonico's, Mr. Travers silenc 1 ed him b~y calling the length of the table, S "Cash!"-N. I'. Today. S Agriculture is the basis of the prosper. ity of the worldh. If he who mlakestwvo b hladeCs of grass grow where only one0 sp)rang upl >)efore (deserves wvell of his country, then Mr. Mitehell Henry, M. P'. -for GalIway County, deserves a statue as a public b)enefactor. Onk his estate at SKylemore, Connemnara, he has planted "'the Caucasian variety of tihe prickly Comfrey _(&/mphytusm aspeertmum), Sand from it has alreadly produced this year, by five cuttings, forty tons to the acre, and another cutting is yet to conmc. TIhis has been grown upon reclaimed peat land, of which millions of acres couild be had( in Ireland, and is excellent for fattening. Cattle eat it greedily; it is excellent for dairy cows; it fattens p)heasaLnts, (lucks, and all sorts of fowls, and in feeding them saves two-thirds of .. the grain that couldl not otherwise be l sed.-Englhsh paper. - Others besides Miss Anderson have sufT'ered from the too fervent idolatry of - D)ubhn worshippers. Titiens relates Sthat one night there she played Riena In t Weber's "Oberon" for her benefit. But ;a whole evening of tuneful Wober was ,not enough for the Dublinites. In the .mid.dle of the opera the cantatrico had ,to sing a few verse' written to the tunie e of ',St. Patrick's I.ay" by a local poet. ,This pode'imance aroused theO onthusi - asmi and ilatterem! Lhe vanity of the audi. e enIce, andl "The Last Rose of Summer" ,was dlemandt d. Already oyertaxed, she a bowed and bowed again and shook her a head. But the gods were inexorable. d She was forced to comply. At the end of of the opera, she was dlragged1, as usual, a great crowdl, as Mary Anderson was, the Shielbourne Hotel. When Rho apor o0 ed at thme window to ho0W her thak :o shouts came from hundreds of volees o4 '5 "The Last Rose." "Gentlemen, I ath lo extremely obliged, but I am too tired to sing, slpoke the exhausted diva. 1htt Ic all in vain. Her gallam't Irish admirers m1 rem-amned shouting "Rose" until a de o. al tation of would-be sloepers from h mD hotel begged her to sing the air for tho