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DED T POLITI0, XORALIT, DUATION AND ER T ULNESAL INTRT OFTit3 COOM.
fly D. F. BMtDLEY & 00. PICKENS S. C., THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 2, 85 O IN 0
~pplation of Virgisia is 2,
abaMaeultivated 2,179 agres of to
basP1 state Ue
ssissippI 8te lunatic asylum
a inates.
The. value of productlons in Missia
Sippi in 1870 was $8,154,708; in 1880,
*1l,2,36.T
t few days ago Oolumbus, Miss., in
eVtOd $800,00 in a cotton factory, and
Io'r the capital amounts to $1,250,000.
A Van Buren, Ark., man has a con
9,% t to dig000 persimmon roots to be
hbipped to Ls Angelos, Cal.
A four story hotel, with all modern
Improvements, and to cost $75,000, is a
Probability at Birmingham, Ala.
Atlanta's rst grain elevator is com
plated. It cost $88,000, and has a stor
Sg capacity of 200,0.0 bushels.
Georgia -raised less than 2,000 000
bushels of oats in 1870, and in 188W the
production was over 5,000,000 bushels.
Pensac a l.as votagainst re
pudiatins her ante-bellum debt, and re
cently paid $800,000 of it.
*ix hundred and one convicts in the
Arkansas penitentiary. Over 100 of the
number are murderers.
The individual deposits in the four
national banks at Nashville amount to
$8,702,831.62.
Shad are becoming numerous in the
Alabama, aid are sold in the M
ery markets.
Birmingham, Ala., taxes retail whisky
dealers $350, while Moulton charges only
Grandison Harris, Jr., was convicted
of body-snatching at Augusta, Ga., a-nd
sentenced to pay a fine of $1,000 or work
in the chain-gang for twelve months.
A stick of yellow pine timber at Way
cross railroad, Fla., measures fourteen
incbes at the small end, and is 94 feet
long.
A company will cnmmence work at
Atlanta on the 1st of March on a facto
ry for the manufacture of stationary
engines.
A large portion of Arkansas has been
varried by the late three-mile local op
* tion law, and hundreds of saloone were
closed with the close of the year.
A factory will be established at New
Orleans to prepare cotton-seed oil for
cooking, illuminating and lubricating
- purposes.
In the Green county, Tenn., poor5
h use the daily expense of each pauperi
* verages four and a half cents. Trhe bill;
* of fako ought to be printed for the sake
of curiosity.
Alabama has 51,640 square miles, is
divided into sixty-six counties, eleven o[
~them being 1,0003 square miles or more in
dimiension--the largest, Baldwin, being
1,620 Pqure miles. The smallest are
-Green and Etowahi, being each 520 square
miles.
Twelve tramps visited Columbus, Ga.,
a few days ago, and a few hours after
wards they were beginning a thirty days
sentence on the rock pile. This treat
ment generally and'vigorously applied
will reach the very marrow of the tramp
nuisance.
The Little Rock Democrat says that a
great many people in that country do
not understand that it is a greater crime
to kill a human being than It is to steal
a Choctaw pony, with flax mane and
tail, worth $14.7-.
The Florida Southorn railroad projects
an extension to Pe'ry, Ga., which wvill
pass through one of the richest undevel
oped sections of the State. The comn
pany is composed of Boston capitalihts
said to represent $40,000,000. A heavy
force is at work on the Georgia line.
Atlanta Constitution: If one of the
products~of the cotton plant is to run
hog's fat out of the South, this remark
able weed will hereafter be regarded as
the author of a new and higher civii
ration. We are all the victims of dis
eased hog's fat and a too frequent use of
the frying pan.
Fort Smith ( Ark.) Independent : It is
no lon~ger Old Arkansas, but. New A r
kanpsae. The flint lock rifle, the coon
skin cap,4he yello w dog, the belied spurs
and the quirt are only remembered as
the past, and good stock, good farms,
good schools, education and retinernent
4 have taken their place. *
Macon (Ga.) Telegraph: With the in
- crease of our industries comes also the
demand for skilled laboirr. The South
has not got them. All1 our boys have
been trained to be lawyers and doctors.
Georgia has not an institution for train
ing young men as skilled mechanics. She
has several so-called military httach
mnents, but not an institution devoted to
practical krowled ge in mechanism and
manufacturing, which is now her greats.
est need.
* She Fetched lHln. .
Women sometimes have great pres
ence of mind. A 'ailor's 'wife saw that
a prisoner had got btween her husband
and the unlocked door and was going
* for it like a Scotch terrier for a rat hole.
She knew she hadn't the strength to
seize and hold him, and besides he had
a knife, so she didn't try. But she
4' stepped into a side corridor near the head
of a fight of stairs the prisoner had got
to descend, yanked. of? her hoopskirt,
and, as lhe passed, flung it before him.
The way he turned handsprings anid
somersaults down those stairs was a can
- tion to cats, and hle frantic struggles
af te lie teached the.. .>tokn would have
attracted folks fromp dog fight. When
p the jallor came up, the fellow had got
himself so entangled that he was abso
lutply helpless, was doubled up in ter-i.
4. bly uncomfortable ways and was ohok
lug to death, and so completely womid
nu that the jalr had to ont him out
*with a hatohe~I. .und it took half a yard of
court plaoter aid n int of arnica to
inake him at alt omuortable.-oeton
TOPICS OF THE DA Y.
-SBoovmu haa one faculty. He can
falk.
PATT's baggage consists of twenty.
ahree trunks.
-Tha long-haired Wilde's Arst Ieature
netted him $1,400.
OoNMAET to report, Annie Louise
Cary Is not to be mtarried.
ONz hndred newspapers in this coun
try are edited by colored men.
A RusD)iN of Belfast, Ohio, has been
put under bonds for opening his wife's
letters.
Tim project for the World's Fair in
Boston l. been abandoned for want of
money. -_____._
IT waL be a great relief when we shall
be able to announce the close of the
Guiteau trial.
Tan Boston University hai come into
possession of $2,000,000 bequeathed to
it by Mr. Rich.
A SALT LAIE Gentile states that it
would require an army of 80,000 men to
put the l\ormons down.
A coNToMPonAnY suggests that Guitou
will have an opportunity to deliver his
speech from the gallows.
TiE Boston oo-operative store, after
seVeral years' trial, has proved a failure,
and will wind up its affairs.
Bo=a the new Senators eledted from
Iowa are natives of Ohio. Men born in
Ohio get into offlee everywhere.
A sAnooN-EEiepa, at Blanchester, Ohio,
has been required to pay a woman $1,200
for selling her husband liquor.
EXPIMNTS made with sugar beets in
Whitman County, Oregon, result in a
yield of 5,000 pounds to the acre.
WHAT a remarkable contrast the pres
ent winter is with that of one year ago.
Everything seems to go to extremes.
Thu Garfield monument fund now
amounts to about $90,000, of which the
oity of Cleveland contributed 668,000.
A GInL at Wentworth, Ont., was sent
to jail for forty-eight hours for contempt
of court because she refused to take an
oath.
MAssCausfTis' entire representation
in Congresstwo Senators and eleven
Representatives-.are in favor of woman
suffrage. __________
Mtss ANNA DIcnIsoN has scored a
success in male character, as " Hamlet."
Her determination to wear tights has
prevailed,_________
Tm Boston Globe believes the aethetic
wriggle, which fashionable women have
adebpted as a manner of locomotion, will
cure rheumatism.
IT is said that of 72,000,000 bushels of
grain sent from America to Europe last
year, n'ot a single bushel was carried by
an American ship.
A NEw YOBK paper advertised for
original short stories, and received over
500 responses. The world has an abund
ance of literary talent.
Tionz is one thing the Land Act has
done in Ireland; it has filled the prisons,
but what other benefit has been derived
from it would be hard to say.
THAT Indinitesimal specimen of human
ity, Tonm Thumb, has become a convert
to spiritualism, and believes in almost
everything of a ghostly nature.
IT IS in order to announce that Secre
tary Folger nas no one to do the honors
of his palatial home but a grown daugh
ter. In other words, ho is a solitaire.
THS asthetio knee-breeches have, one
great advantage -- they do not bag at~
the knee, and they have this great disad
vantage-they betray an unshapely call.
RussIA goes steadily nearer bank.
ruptoy each year, and last December
raised with difflculty the gold to pay the
semi-annual interest due foreign debtors.
OscAni WILDE says that in all England
there is not an actress so "powerfully
intense" as Clara Morris. This remark
is supposed to be a compliment to Miss
Morris.
IN BAxTrmonu teachers are required to
report twice a week the number of 'whip
pings administered, and those who re
port the fewest whippingu have the
smoothest sailing.
IT is claimed that org account of the
beans they est Boston women look
younger at forty than Chicago women
do at thirty years of age. Still, It is
pretty hard to believe.
SAYS the Detroit Free Press: "The
-war of 1812 ended sixty-seven years ago,
and yet over 20,000 widows are drawing
pensions granted on account of it. That's
oIIoldhghi.
Ir aQUlnno 1,000 cars to carry ex.
hibits to the Atlanta ition, but so
many were sold that were suflolent
to take away those which remained, they
being nearlyall of them machinery.
KNTUcmy d6es ' not naturally take to
holidays and believes there are too many
of them on the calendar. In the House,
a few days ago, a bill was passod to
ibosh Ne* Year's day as aholida.
Oswzao, New York, is decidedly a
healthly town. Rev. Simon Parmalee,
on the 15th of January, celebrated his
centennial birthday. Anotker Oswegoan
died recently aged 108 years and a Mr.
Clark, of the same town, claims to have
passed his 110th year.
IT Is gratifying to know that a tiuo
bill for murder in the first degree has
been found against the mtderr of
Jennie Cramer, at New Haven, Conn.,
thofth of August last. Walter E. Mal
ley, James Malley and Blanche Douglasa
are the persons indicted.
Tam National Board of Health is con
sidering the pressing demand for better
quarantine regulations at New York and
other ports, in order to prevent emi
grants infected with smallpox landing
and proceeding on their journey inland,
spreading the foul disease aQ over the
country.
A nAnmoAD disaster is a pretty serious
thing for the company which owns the
road. It is said that the Ashtabula dis
aster five years age has cost the Lake
Shore $2,000,000, and some of the suits
for damages are not ended yet. The
Spuyten Duyvil disaater will cost the
Central a tremendous sum.
A WEST VinaNIA-railroad company has
agreed to stop at least one of its traine
each way-on being flagged-for passen
gers and freight at every farm where
right of way is given. The good times
hoped for when every farmer should
have a railroad in his own door yard,
Poems to have come, in West Virginia.
A iiEMARKABLE use in being made of
potatoes. The- clear peeled tuber is
macerated in a solution of sulphuric
acid. The result is dried between sheets
of blotting paper, and then pressed. Of
this all manner of small articles are
made, from combs to collars, and even
billiard balls, for which the hard, bril
liantly white material is well fitted.
A FOREIGN letter says all Vienna thea
ters are well nigh bankrupt. Nobody
frequents them. The largest amount of
money received by an one of them is 8200;
others take in about $50 a night. The
police have forbidden all day perform
ances, and have lessened the num
ber of seats in each. For instance, the
the Ander Wien Theater, which held 2,
540 seats, has now only 1,270.
MAYOR HARRISON, of Chicago, has
just had a streak of luck. A few days
ago he received a letter from a lady in
Boston, who said that she lived bn Shawv
mut avenue, was cultivated, had a taste
for the masthetic literature and art, had a
cool $100,000 in bank, wvas but thirty
eight years old, and anxious to be made
a Mayor's lgride. rThe M~ayor perhaps
understands the drift of her argument.
THE annual product of the precious
metals in the $tates and Territories west
of the Missouri River, including British
Columbia, are as follows : Receipts at
San Francisco from the west coast of
Mexico and reported to Wells-Fargo :
Gold, $31,869,686 ; silver, $45,077,829.
Cafifornia shows an increase in silver
and a decrease in gold. Nevada shows a
falling off, and Utah, Colorado, and Ari
zona, an increase.
ACOORDING to all acconts Mrs. Lin
coln is in a pretty bad condition, physi
cally and mentally. She is attending
Miller's Water Cure, New York, and is
barely able to walk about lier room.
Cataracts are forming on both eyes. She
is troubled with spinal troubles and has
Bright's disease. When told that the
Pension Committee had decided to give
her $15,000, which amount was duo her
under arrears of pension, she mianifested
great satisfaction. She will remain iun
Ne1w York for the winter.
Mua.roxa of haird1s of crude oil,
onongh to supply the world for years.
are said to be stored away in the oil re
gions. The discovery of oil in Europe
and the sinking of wells there threaten
to affect the foreign market, though sta
tistics as yet show no decrease of the
amount of oil expected from this country.
.Our oil men have turned their attention
to South America as a market, but in
some parts of that section of the world
there are large deposits of petroleum ol
good quality, which can be procured in
abundance without boring for it.
A coOMUNICATION in the Charleston
New* and Courier calls attention to the
statute which makes the non-payment of
a poll tax of $1 a misdemeanor. it says :
"What prompts me to write to you at
this time is that arrests are now being
made and prisoners are confined in our
I ai1 charged with no other crime than
neglect to pay their p4l1 tax, and a til~e
egislatute is .now in *ssion Lepe the
eor QaWb so05 preseted to the peo'pl
ve naothing to do In s hasomook I swing,
Aad my thouhts hey think-think of anything.
S, a hen I think
the waste made of paper and iak;
riee and proe of no earthly use
T e scribbling mania's my only excuse
0 the number of times I have been in love;
exactly how often I've lost a glove;
Uthe people I've met and the people I've anisid;
Of how many girls in my life I have kissed
Of how many wnere I couldn't get -
Of how many times I've been in debt.
And then to Ight my Pile I Pau"e,
And think of tIng w moki for cause.
I think of what I've done and seen;
Of the man I would be and the man I have been;
Of an aimless man inking into life's shade.
I think of all I have studied and read,'
And I think of a blind man, a cripple in bed;
I think of an idle and purposeless youth,
And I think " Have I found out the meaning of
truth P~
How oft I was angry, Ill-humored and swore;
Of how many lebbles are waslhed on tile shore;
Of how niany ctions I've done that are good;
Of how many herriigs you'll find In a wood;
Of things that bore ine; of things that I hate
Of an afternoon dance which breaks upat eigfat;
Of how many times I have wasted my cash,
And spout lots of money on nothing but trush I
Of how many times I have wished you wero here.
Of how many wishes I've wished in a year.
I was smoking a pipe, unless I mistake;
How long have I slept and wheu did I wake?
-London Socety.
The Commands of the Empress.
A Sto'y of Ruasla Despotism.
BY MARY KYLE DALLAS.
To believe the following story, which
is recouuted by a French historian 0ile
must remumber that the word of a Rub
siau Emperor or Emprees has always
been a vory different thing from the
word of an English King or Queen ; and
that where-as in this case-the British
cabinet would decide that her majesty
was temporarily insane, the Russian
lady would be considered only a little
more severe than her predecessors.
in the time of Catherine tho Second,
there dwelt in Russia a gentleman
uamed Sonderland, who, though English
uy birth, had become a Russian sttbject,
and also a great favorite with the Em
press. She loaded him with favors ;
made him immensely wealthy; gave him
a palace to live in, and embraced him
publiclv.
What more could a sovereign do to
show her affection for a sijbjeot ? -
Her partiality was so well-known that
the greatest people at Court sought his
favor and feared his frown ; bat he was
a very pleasant and good-hearted per
son, who thought more of his dress ap
pearance, and the effect he produced on
tho fair sex, than anything else ; and it
was rather a benefit to the oommunity
than otherwise that he should have the
eai of the Empress. He, himself, was
perfectly happy, and spent a great deal
of his time in writing verses expressive
of the charms of the Empress, her good
ness, and the amiability of her disposi
tion.
Ono morning he had just finished a
most fiattering poem in several cantoes
setting forth the story of her condescen
sion to a poor old soldier to whom she
had really been kind, and was reading it
to a select audience, when a servant
entering the room, annoned to him
that the Chief of the Police, whose
name was Reliew, desired to speak with
him, having a .message from the Em
press.
The poet instantly threw down his
paper, and. delighted with this proof of
confidence on the part of the sovereign,
excused Elmself to his friends, and hur
ried to the room where Reliew was wait
ing for him.
The Chief of Police sat leaning back
in his chair, with a very grave face, and
saluted thme Englishman as a jailer might
salute a prisoner whom he was about to
load to execution.
" What can T do for you, Reliew ?"
asked Sonderland, with a condescending
twist of his mustache. "I see you are
in trouble, and it was well to come to me
tonce. The Empress was kinder than
usual yesterday, and expressed herself
more anxious to take my advice than she
has ever done before; so haveno fears. I
esteem you, Feliew. I considel you my
best friend."
"Al" said the Chief of Police, doubt.
fully. "And I am very sure I have a true
friendship for you; but I regret to say I
have terrible news for you. You have
utterly lost the favor which has been
yours so long. Indeed, though I may
not question the royal manda te, I suffer
terribly in bringing you the news. See
how pale I am. Look how I tremble.
Oh, how can I tell you ?'
"But how have I offended ?" asked
Sonderland. "Assuredly you are mis.
I alken. The Empress kissed me on my
forehead last evening before the whole
Courit."
"So one loses the favor of royalty,"
sighed Reliew. " Perhaps you have ad
umiredl a pretty woman."
" No, no," replied Sonderland.
" The Empress told me nothing," said
Reliew; "nothing whatever. She gave
'ne her commands, anti bade me accom
p &ish them at once. But they are too
horrible! too horrible I"'
" Am I to be sent away ?" askedj.Son
lerland.
" You .could be very happy in some
')ther country. I should not dread giv
ng you that news," replied Rehiew.
"Am I to be exiled to Siberia ?" asked
ionderland.
"TIn that case there might be some
hope of your coming back," replied Re
how.
" Then, good heavens ! I am to be
whlipp)ed with the knout," sighed Son
''You might get over that ; it seldom
dil," answeored the Ruhssan, moodily.
" Thou she wvants gy life," said Son
lorland. " Bnt I know her better than)
von do. I will fling myself at her feet
und implore her pardon. And, at all
~wantR, one can die but once."
" Oh, my poor friend !" moaned Re.
!iew, bura.ting into tears, "it is worse
than anything you can Imagine. The
Empress has ordere1 me to have you
stoiffod."
' What?" oried Sonderland.
' To have you stuffed," replied the
arxiL ted Reliew. " Listen, my poor
friend. This morning ele sent for me.
derstand-and plaoed upon a stand in
my private apartment. Let thb stand
be elegant and bear his name with these
words: "The Favorite of the Em.
press.
"'Your maesty is good enough to
test.' I said humb y.
"She f1ashLed a fieroe glance at me.
"'I Am in no jesting humor. I valued
him,'shasaid. 'Look, I have even shed
tears; but go. 1 do not wish to see him
again. Talse him to the taxidermist this
morning. I will write my orders for
him ;' and she gave me this paper ;" and
he haided to poor Sonderland a paper
on which were written these wor 1s :
"Stuff Sonderland very carefully and
set him upon moss in the attitude of
begging. Begin your work within the
hour. Great as was my affection for
poor Sonderland, .his beauty was his
greatest charm. There are others as
faithful and as affectionate, and I shall
now always have him to look at: he is
certainly a splendid creature. Go and
make all speed possible. Have the words
'The Favorite of the Empress,' in letters
of gold on a black pdestal three feet iii
height."
"'There, my poor Sonderland, you
see," said the Chief of Police, "it is not
I who have gone mad."
" Then it is the Empress," said Sonder
land. " Unhappy sovereign, she has lost
her mind."
'All the worse for us," sighed the
v retehed Itussian.
"As soon as I felt sure of her real
meaning, I fell on my knees and begged
her not to intrut4 the terrible news to
me; to reconsider her intent ion. I hardly
knew what I said. For answer sho
pointed to the door.
"'If Sonderland is not taken to the
taxidermist within an hour, you shall he
knonited and sent to Siheria,' she said.
" Wretch that I am, I am here with the
news."
"ILet me see the Empress; let me
know what I have done. Let me write.
Take % note to her from me."
"I dare not," said the Chief of Police.
"I have a wife and seven children. You
are dear, but they are dearer to me."
Sonderland began to hope that the
Empress on'y wished to play a practical
joke upon them, and pitying his friend
for his terror and the grief he suffered,
after a few moments more, arose and
offered to go with him at once. Wrap
ping themselves in their fur-, both men
umped into the sleigh at the door.
Mdeanwhile he had written a letter to
the timpress, and calling a servant, dis
patched it by him. As 'et no one
guessed at the reason of this visit from
the Chief of Police, and the servant had
no fears concerning the safety of his er
rand.
Meanwhile the two getlemen pro
ceeded together to the house of the tax
idermist. Gottschekof. Sonderlaud yet
hopeful-for an Englishman could not
believe that such a command could be
given in earnest-the Russian half mad
with horror. In fact, in delivering the
command of the Empress he lost cum
mand of his voice and fainted away.
The taxidermist himself grew pale.
" This is my sentence of death, as
well as yours," he said to Sonderland,
" for I do not know how to stuff a man,
and I know what Enmpresses are. I
shall have to try, of comise, but I don't
think it can be (done,"
"I am tsure it is only a jest of our
sovereign's," said Sonderlandl.
The Russians shook their heads. But
at this instant a loud tramp~ing was
heard, and armed men entered, seized
upon the Chief of Police, Sonderland and
the taxidermist, forced them into a
sleigh and drove madly away to the Roy
al Palace.
Bonderland still kept his courage. A
man knows well enough when a woman
really likes him, but the Russians knewv
that if the Empress had lost her senses,
her maddest mandate must be obeyed.
Perhaps they would now be all stuffed.
Led into the royal presence, they
found Catherine furiously pacing the
floor.
" Wretched madman," she shrieked
to the poor Chief of Police, " what have
you heen about? "
The poor follow fell upon his knees.
"My Empress," he cried, "endeavor
ing to obey you, though it broke my
heart."
" And you, beast ?" she cried, to the
taxidermist.
The taxidermist also prostrated him.
self with his teeth chattering in his
head.
" My Empress," said Sonderland, of
fering her the paper she hatd written,
"here is your royal mandate. There
were some difficulties (purely profes
sional) in the way of stuffing me.
Otherwise I should have been already
in an attitude of supplication on a b~lack
marble pedestal, I make nio doubt."
"Great Heaven I" cried Catherine.
" My friend--my most faithful and most
earnest friend--how dared you believe
me capable of such a thing ? And you
idiots, get up." And she spurned the
crouching men with her royal foot. " It
was my dog, my favorite spaniel-whonm
I had named after this dear Sonderluad
because he was so handsome-that I
ordered you to stuff. Hie died la't nigh t.
The whole palace knew that. Good
hieavens I"
The absurdity of the mistake forced
itself upon the royal mind at this inst ant.
Catherine, in the midst of her rage, be
gan to laugh, and ended by growing
good-natured.
" Amusing idiots," she said, " go, and
always obey me as well as you have
done to-day. I see, at least, that you
meant wall.'*
And thereupon the Chief of Police and
the taxidermist crept away, thankful for
their lives, to convey the dead dog to its
destination. And Bonderland went to
lunch with the Empress, who leant upon
his shoulder as they walked together
through the Palace. ,
.Remember, Yonng Men.
Young men who are intending to be
farmers should remember that agricult
ure is both' a science and an art, to be
oarefully stude'd, and then practically
carried out. Tha e han lnna go~b he kn
Ingersoll on WbfIkey.
We publish this week a beautiful ex
tract from a late volume of Ingersoll'
Wit, Wisdom and Eloquence by Me
Lure, on the subject of Alcohol and its
horrors. Mr. Ingersoll is an avowed in
fidel, but what Christian priest has done
so much as lie for the cause of temper
aince?
I am aware there is a prejudice
igainst any man engaged in the manu
facture of alcohol, I believe that from
the time it issues from the coiled and
poisonous. worm into the distillery until
it empties into the hell of death, did.
honor and crime, that it demoralizes
everybody that touches it from it's
source to where it ends. I do not be
lieve anybody can contemplate the sub
ject without becoming prejudiced against
the liquor crime.
A11 we have to do gentleman is to
think of the wrecks on either bank of
the stream of death; of the suicides, of
the insanity, of the poverty, of the ig
norance, of the destitution, of the littfe
children tugging at the faded and weary
breasts of weeping and desairing wives,
asking for bread, of the tulnted men ot
geiias it has wrecked, the men strug
aing with imaginary serpents, produced
y this devilish thing; and when you
think of the jails, the alinshouses, of
the asylums, of the prisons, of the scaf
folds, upon either bank I do not wonder
that every thoughtful man is prejudiced
against this stuff called alcohol.
Intemperance cuts down youth in its
vigor, manhood in its strength and : ge
in its weakness. It breaks the fathers
heart, bereaves the darling mother, ex
tinguishes natural affiction, erases con
jugal love, blots out filial attachments,
blights parental hope and brings down
mourning age in sorrow to the grave.
ft produces weakness, not strength, sick
ness. not heaith, death, not life. It
makes wives widows, children orphans;
fathers fiends and all of them paupers
and beggars. Feeds rheuma tism, urses
gout, welcomes epidemics, invites chole
ra, imports pestilence and embraces con
suniption, It covers the land with idle
ness, misery and crime. It fills your
jails, supplies your alinshouses and sup
ples your asylums. It engenders contro
verses, fosters quarrels and cherishes
riots. IR crowds your penitentiaries
and furnislhes victims to your scaffolds.
It is the life blood of the gambler, the
element of the burglar, the prop of the
highwavman and the support of the
midnight incendiary. It countenances
the liar, respects the thief, esteems the
blasphemer. It violates obligations,
reverences fraud and honors infamy. It
defanes benevolence, hates love, scorns
virtue and slanders innocence. It in
cites the father to butcher his helpless
offspring, helps the itiuiband massacre
his wife and the child to grind the par
icidal axe. It buns up) lmen, it con
sumes women, detests life, curses Goed
and despises hleaven. It stuborns wit
nessefl, curses perjury, defiles the jury
box, and stains the judicial ermine. It
dhegrades tile citizen, dhebases the legisla
tor, dishonors statesmen, and disarms
the patriot. Is brings shame not honor;
terror, not safety; desp air, happiness;
andir with the mnalovence of a fiend,' it
calmly surveys its frightful desolatiqp
and~ unsatisfied with its havoc, it pois
ons felicity, kills peace, ruins mnorale,
blights confidenices, slays reputation
and wvipes out national honors. It curs
es tihe world and~ laughs at its ruin,
It does all that and more-it murders
tile soul. It is the son of villainies,
the father of all crimes, the mother of
aboinations; the devils best friend, anid
Gods worst enemy,
A Punishment Worse Than Death.
An execution to which more than pass
inig interest attachles will take place in
Windsor, Vermont. The condemned
personi is Emelie M. Meaker, of Water
bury, who was convicted of the murder
of ani orphan girl thirteen years old,
Alice Meaker by name, April 22, 1880.
TIhe wretched woman protested her in-~
nlooceC on the occasion to set aside the
ver'iet, as she has always done, but was
sentenicedl to be hanged in the prison at
'Windsor on the last F'riday of May,
1883. The crinu. for which a son of
,Mrs. Meaker, Almon Meaker, is already
)Inder sentence of death, was one of the
mnost horrible in even the criminal his
tory of Vermont. The child was a half
sister to E. (). Meaker, husb)and of
Emelinme, and wvas an inmate of their
hous~ehold, wvhere she was severly abused
and mltreated, being treated, inideed,
as a slave by Mrs. Mleaker and Almon.
Almon wats a half- witted(, p~lant tool in
thle hiands of his mother. Mr. Meaker is
b~elieved to be innocent of all complicity
in either theo abuse or the murder of the
child. The child was taken from bed
andl~ (ressed, a Hack was tied over her
head, and she was taken in a wagon to a
lonely spot in theo woods, where a dose
of strychnn 1110whas giveni her, and she was
left to die int a siwampl. Thle crime was
-*vely fixed up~on the two wretched
p~rison1ers, "'ud nothing can now save
them from .'he terrible consequences.
Thev time allows i the condemned to pro
pare for death is %o long that the execu
tion will undoubte~dly be welcomed as a
termination of the feeling of terror that
wvill possess5 them,
Hlow (can Yon Tell a (hood Cigar I
They use'd to say that a good cigar
could be known by the light brown
specks on it. These were made by
worms, tie story was, and the worms
were epicures in tobacco and would
touchm oly the best. But the chemiste
soonf found a way of simulating thesu
worm specks. So that spoiled the test
'ihen there was no other guide but thn
asl.as. It these burned white the ciga
was godA ; if not, bad. But the enter
prising tobacconists soon found a way t~
miake the vilest cabbagenia burn as spot
lessly white as the best Havana. An
other test gone. Finally the makers c
W
they a
YOU
and read ite
the stans
The yaOuI)
surprisied$
read as follows
I send thee back
Does it wake6 me
Didst thou thipk a
That I could wear
That to another 1M
Nay-'twould
"That'll do.
self?"
" Yes, sir," was
" It's tough,"
man. "I oan
pitches around
Im not a connoose
she doesn't rhyme'
For instanoe, take
That to another was
Nay-twodld wrong
" Now, ' troth'
rhyme. We'll have
would this do:
That t, another was
Thy love's more th
"That kind of
doesn't it?" and
smiled affably in tb4
the grl.
")o you thiuk
Sunda asked
bewitchingly Y:
"oOh, you
into a bang up
you grind out some
to me, and 1-"
At this int the U
in, and he you
doing so much
girl by a series of
new arrival was the,,
to see. Explainin
handed him her poetedif
it careiully, and When A*
"I readily peroeifrote
gem of poetto fire In your
it noeds only time a dar
forth into a flower of
The effort which you: he
crude. It lacks the
and expericnee alone
reconstruct the first stpaumi k
with the ideas just emhliA
After writing for a ioJ
literary editor read'at
Take back, 0 perjuired hea
No loniger shall it shine on b
To dlepths so low I naevercol
This astonlishing heart.lr~ I
Another has your love,
Be not afraid ;for scora you.a~to o
"You see thatgse it i
and somewhat imifro s e
rsaid the literary edtpr,
'And will you prinNl Ba
"Certainly, and in a promIr
tion, too. Now, whengrer
poetry just bring lttO~ne,
" Never mind these. Ank
the trotting-horse e~sr
the room at this n2otr W
boy that takes a oeta61
Why, neither of those flleW!j
three-em dash frontb o
schooner. Whenever'theV~
you just bring your verses tok
But the girl was' gone.-..
bune.
A Better
The wasteful' rsetM*&
otherwise destroyin%
been brought into dis -i b
lady in Iowa, who ha. Met
in the form of an alb . s
turns out for the 'po~n~~o
tainment of her visitors Wo
wearied of praising her sin
the family photographs.
The device, economical ~ ?
that aspect praiseworthy4.o
backs. To visitors who -
the phrase i.-"withaaiap~
the sight of such a otq w
harrowing in the extxm
would be the adtiosplM
some guest would find a
sives one from someb4
blvieved she had a p~
sight, in such a case, ofw
addressed to another might t
tive of unpleasantneas--parlu
of tears r, worse still, 4f sora
hbair-puT mg.
These po:ssibfiles are tOb
Fortunately they can'be ~~e
recurring to the old-fhi4aa~
iul method of burning *to~s
missives contain-or
to contain-a good
Slome of them hnaie bee~ds
the glowing imagetyof
" just too sweet for at
is undoubtedly hyper)*dl&'
however, to be sweet nub
if teeis any sembla~'
about them. Let th 4w
abandoned thenl and let *b.
love letters of the on atfy-b
glucose factories. T~
neighborhood of aud Ia
object. But they do Rt .o0.~
An Outlaw's Svt
The rol~ers used '0
at targets in oomps~*l
hearts, in the shoo theC
sometimes almost ago
men, anld the yells b~
air as one's favoritI#
bullet on the half
waird to the grou4o
justice to a border /
young ladies bhn~~
itnm, Miss Ryan,
boasting that she I
as often in the r 3i4
It may be pro
modue operaznd o
A niekel or other
the forks of atnee
fromi the ground
wonld be while -~
party has one sho4
hshorse at full a -
their regular tun
been kmnown to
bi5q offlve
)indedat bO~
- strad *
- from jerf
i oha1e,