The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, December 01, 1881, Image 1
DRoTRD To PLtIri7 mQBALITY, RDUCATION AND TO THE GENERAL INTURlUT OF TRE COUTY.
Bv Do F, BRADLEY & 00. PICKENS._S. C.9 THURSDAY, DECEMBER 1,1881. VOL. XI. NO. 12.
X WIEW' OLEANINGS.
Mississippi's population has increased i
:200,000 in ten yeare.
South Carolina's cotton crop will be
'606,209 bales of 400 pounds each.
There are 3,019 prisoners in the Texa
penitentiary.
4 The public debt of Tennessee is 083,
000,V00.
There are 70,000 head of cattle and
:35,0(0 head of sheep in Mitchell county
Texas.
Georgia has forty cotton mills, and
they pay from eight to twenty-five per
cent. net on the money invested. .
An eighteen pound sweet potato is
among the Georgia exhibits at thd At- r
ainta iExnosition.
A fig bush in Mobile, Ala., is credited
'with producing annually 300 budhels of
wheat.
Birmingham, Ala., expects two rail
roads to center there within the next
three or four years. 0
The city council of Knoxville, Tenn.,
has passed an ordinance preventing the
sale of parlor or other explosive matches
with'n the corporate limits.
The Atlanta Constitution reprints an
oold freight bill issued for the Georgia
road forty-one years ago. Dogs and ne
d
groes were charged $3 each.
Forty-eight applications for divorce
were filed at Chattanooga from July I cc
to November 1, and only 110 marriage a
licenses were issued.
The citizens of Sparta, Ga., have yot r
paid any municipal tax for over two k.
years. The retail liquor licenses have
more than paid the expenses of the
town.
The cotton crop of Alabama for the '
present season, notwithstanding the
drouth and! other disasters that beset it
during the year, will not fall more than
ten P'er cent. behind that of last year.
The largest block of marble ever gotten
out in Hawkins county, Tennessee, con- n]
tained 135 feet and weighed 24,000 a
pounds and required twenty-four horses
to draw it.
A bale of cotton was sold at Waynes hi
boro, Ga., a few days ago, that had 200
pounds of sand concealed in the center
of it. The negro whc owned it acknowl- ti
edged the sand.
Three lengthy, angular women passed
through Rome, Ga., a few days since to
a join the Mormons, They said the mis
sionary told them they could get hus
bands by going to Utah.
Eureka Springs, Ark., by authority of Md
the Governor, is now declared a city of ce
the first-class. Within two years and Ji
three months from, the building of the
first cabiD, it has become second in pop)
ulation in the State.o
4 ~ It is occasionally a long time between
drinks in Texas. Local option is en
forced on the road between Benham and
Crooks, and for sixty miles the lawv .hJ
doesn't allow the traveler to wets his ne
lips.
Opie Read's "Uncle Jerry" philoso
phises: De ole time nigger is passin' *
away. When dese ole bones is laidfr
to rest in de narrow bed of eternal sleep, t
my sons, wid dar young buckish ways
will be goin' roun' declarin' dat dar
fodder want nebber a slabe. Ito
Chickasaw (Ark.) lMessenger: On the 1)1
morning of the election we ate as nice| 4
biscuits, in which the cotton seed oil
was used, as we ever saw, and we here
and now declare we take no more lard |m
V ~ in ours. The oil is cleaner and cheaper "'
than lard, and has a better flavor.
John Greenwood, of Walker's Station,
Red River county, Texas, offers $1,000 se
reward for the return of a boy child 1p1
nineteen months old, white-haired, blue
eyed, with fair complexion, which was
taken from Shawnee Prairie, in that
county. The child had a very dim sear h~
on the back of the left hand, and a scar at
on thie left side, a few inches below the |tc
arm-pit.
Jacksonville (Fla.) Union : Mr. David
Dyal, of Nassau county, Fla., has gonem
to the Atlanta Cotton Exposition. lie
took along with him, just to show whatt
there is In Flerida, what he calla hi;
walking stick, which is ninety-five feet fi
long, is perfectly straight, hewn to an, mu
eight square, and fifteen inches in (iam-| I;
eter. He also took a cabbage palmetto p
stalk, sixty-one feet long to the leaves,
and with the leaves is sixty-seven feet
lone'; also, a pine flag..pole eighty feet| al
" long, a poplar flag-pole isixty-one feet t
long, and a poplar stalk forty teet long 2~
and thirty-two inches diameter, eight |-"
sauare.
TOPICS OF THE DAY.
Ai'roR's campaign in New York cost
dim $200,000.
Tim temperance tidal wave is cruising
bout in Iowa,
THE Government paid $40,000 for the
rorktown celebration.
SMALLWox is so bad in Chicago that
n epidemic is feared.
THIREN members of the next Legis.
iture of Virginia will be colored men.
EIGHTY newspapers published in Ne
raska favor women suffrage.
Tim wife of Mackay, the millionaire,
ides in a carriage in Paris which cost
30,000.
Tim word "grease" is no longer in de.
iand. What is not butter is lard, and
ice versa.
THE mines of Colorado yielded $23,
30,000 last year %4,000,000 more than
1e State of Cai(rri,
A WAR han been begun in Chicago or
)tail grocery stores for selling beer by
le bucket to minors.
THE Irish National Land League of
uis country has sent $127,835 to Ireland
uring the past three months.
STATIONARY wages, with an increased
1st of the necessaries of life, will have
tendency to produce strikes.
WITH malice aforethought " is what
les Guitean. He is sane enough to
aow that that sort of thing won't do6
THE simpler the ceremony the more
Lshionable the wedding. Dame Fashion
niles on the poor at last.
IERLIN has a Sauer-Kraut Exchange.
re thought the Germans would eventu
ly corner that article.
DAKOTA Territory, anxious to be ad
itted into the Union as a State, claims
population of 150,000.
TmE Prince of Wales was forty-two
!ars old the 9th of November, and he
ien't sowed all his wild oats yet.
SEVEN comets have bobbed up severely
us year, still the old world rolls along
ithout a jar in the same old rut.
TALMAGE says when a boy isn't good
r anything they make a preacher of
m, and that is what ailes the ministry.
IT Is expected that this country and
exico will be in direct telegraphic
mmunication with Peru and Brazil by
mec next.
INCLUDING magaZines and other peri
icals, there are 11,418 publications in
o United States. Of this number 982
e daily papers.
WEIJLES, who attempted to blackmail
.y Gould, is said to be respectably con
eoted. That alwaye seems to let the
iminal dowiu easy like.
SENATOR SHERMAN wants a law by
iha creditor may persue a debtor
>m one State to another. He can do
at now, if he so desires.
THE White House so completely
rn upside down by carpentems and
risters, that Arthur is beginning to de
air of getting into it.
JEwniI refugees from Russia and Gezr
my are flocking to America by the
md~reds. It is expected that 5,000 will
me here during the winter.
Gov. JOHN D. LaONG, of Massachu
tts, accompanied his Thanksgiving
oclamation with an original hymn of
ur stanzas, in common mneter.
BnLAINE is worth $1,000,000, and yet
s political ambition will not let him
op ait that. "1884 " looks just as big
him as it does to any one else.
TnrE Chicago Tariff Convention asked
r the abolition of the internal revenue,
id dleclared for "a wise protection sys
in." Tihis of itself is somowhat vague.
Clov. S-r. Jonn, of Kansas, charges
0 Brewers' Congress at Chicago with
Ithorizin~g the expenditure of an n
mited amount of money to defeat the
rohibitory law in Kansas.
ADELJINA PATTI has condescended to
rppear before the Cincinnati public in
ie oratorio of the Messiah, December
3. Beer and music in Cimeinn'ati will
)tinue to go hand in hand.
STRANGE things get into some foreign
newspapers. A Russian journal relates
to its reader, that President Arthur is an
Irishman who was driven from his coun.
try by England's misrule.
THu State Auditor of Indiania has
been advised by Attorney General Bald
win to open a war on the Graveyard In
surance Companies of other States who
have been operating in Indiana.
So MANY boys in %altimore have been
fatally injured th..ou'gh the handling of
the " toy pistol " that a city ordinance
has been passed making it unlawful to
sell the article within the city limits.
TaE fact is recalled that .Tudge Folger,
the new Secretary of the Treasury, was
one of the nine men in the New York
Legislature in 1867 who voted in favor
of giving woman the ballot.
Luor D. FIsK, relict of Jim Fisk,
writes a card to the New York Hcrald
in defense of the charity of Jay Gould.
She says he has always responded to
her actual needs since the death of her
husband.
GurrIEAU may be insane, but at the
same time he is sane enough to know
thathis life is in jeopardy, and there is
not a level-headed lawyer in the country
who has a keener appreciation of the in
sanity plea than he.
CINCINNATI has figured largely in the
Atlanta Cotton Exposition. You see,
there is a railroad from Cincinnati to At
lanta, and it is fondly hoped that as a
line of transportation it will have about
all it can uu ii the future.
TirE newspapers published that Jessie
Baldwin, of Youngstown, Ohio, had a
quantity of gold in his house. Thieves
went and blowed Baldwin's safe open and
carried off his gold to the amount of
$30,000. This is additional evidence of
the value of newspaper advertising.
GOD had commissioned Welles to kill
Jay Gould, but Welles was willing the
Divine command should miscarry, pro
vided Gould would give him a pointer
on stocks. This is precisely a parallel
case to Guiteau's, with the excep
tiona that Guiteau was pe-rmitted to ex
ecnte the command.
HENRY E. ABBEY has engaged Patti for
thirty concerts at something over $4,000
a night. Those concerts will be divided
up among the large cities of the conti
nent. The highest price of admission,
Abbey asserts, will be five dollars, with
a sliding scale downard.
PATrOTIsM, in Ireland, takes some
curious turns. For instance, when a
farmer pays his rent, a lot of patriots go
and cut the tails off of one hundred of
his cattle, in the name of liberty. How
they propose to free Ireland with thee
tails is more than we know.
IFTHE word of a crank is of any force,
God is appointing a great many people
in this country to go about killing their
fellow men. It wo~ should get in the
habit of stringing cranks up as fast as
they pop to the surface, there would soon
be a cessation of Divine murderers.
HENRY WARD BEECHER being adver
tised to lecture before the Young Men's
Hebrew Association, a correspondent of
the Jew ish Messenger objects, because
Mr. Beecher once said that the "ancient
Jews hadn't much moral sense and
Jacob's twelve sons wore little better
than outthroata.*
THE New York Christian Unilonr~paks
in the highest terms of the devotion of
Edwin Booth to his wife, whose death
has just been recorded. " Evil-minded
persons," it says, " would be put to
shame if a statement of the character of
Mrs. Booth's illness and the devotion
and tenderness of her husband, were
made publio."
REwnLY we take compaisiorn on those
persons who put so much faith in
Mother Shipton's prophecy. Their con
fidence in prophets is sadly shattered
-md they certainly feel bad over it.
Mother Shipton's trash, like herself, is
now dead, and it should be buried very
deep. Superstition has seen its best
day by all odds.
BEcAUSE Colombier claims to have
written the Bernhardt book, Sarah
Bernhardt takes occasion to remark that
"if Colombier were a man she'd smash
her head." Now then, wouldn't it looks
just as angelical for Bernhardt to smash
a woman's' head as it would for her to
smash a man's ? Let the smashing go
on.
THE Protective Tariff Convention at
Chicago recommended that the Presi
dent appoint a commission " to revise
our revenue system, including our tariff
laws, in the interest of protection and
for neoeded revenue," and passed a reso
lution asking for the abolishment of in
tornal revenues, In other words, it h~as
asked for a revolution in the tariff s
tem.
MR. PRICE, Commissioner of Indian
A ffairs, has at last shed a ray of light on
the vexatious Indian question. He says
we feed the White River murderers while
we compel the Vintachs to largely care
for themselves, and as a consequenco of
this cause of treatment the Indians are
taught to believe that if they are to get i
favors from the Government they must
refuse to work and commit depredations
against the Government. It does look
as if there was some truth in this state
ment.
WmiE boring an artesian well in the
vicinity of Richmond and Carr streete,
Cincinnati, a stream or vein of gas, was
struck at a depth of eighty-three feet. <
A "cap" was put on the pipe which had
been driven down, and rivited to confine
the gas, but the force of the gas burst
the cap off. A pipe forty feet in length
was then attached to the driven pipe to i
convoy the gas from the building, and to f
test the quality of the article a match
was put to the gas as it escaped at the
end of the attached pipe, when it ignited
and a blaze shot out seven feet produc
ing light equal to 500 ordinary gas
burners. The phenomena is producing
considerable excitement.
COMMANDER CHEMYNE, of the Royal
Navy, has delivered a course of lectures I
in Chickering Hall, New York, illustrat
ing how it is possible to reach the North
Pole by balloon. Cheyne was an officer
in three Franklin-search expeditions.
He desires to be accompanied by Lieu
tenant Schwatka. The idea is to go in
vessels in the spring, until travel by that
process becomes dangerous, and then to
continue in balloons, three in number,
each balloon carrying three men, a
sledge, Esquimaux dogs, provisions, and
instruments. The distance calculated
at 696 miles, can be made in eighteen to
twenty-fo*ur hours, at the rate of thirty
nine miles per hour.
Forced Marcbes.
In 1757 Frederick the Great marched
about 160 miles 20 days; and again, after
Rossbarli, a little greater distance in 15
days, but lost 300 men through exhaus
tion. In 1760 with 40,000 men and
1,000 wagons, he accomplished about E0
miles in 5 days. The same year the
Austrian General Lascy, with 15,000 men
" knocked off" 180 miles in 10 days.
Prince Eugene, of Wurtemberg, to re
lieve Berlin, made a forced march on (
the 4th of October, 1760, of 36 miles 1
day. This latter does not approach the
feat of the Sixth Corps--35 miles in 19 '
hours. It may berememnbered by many
of those who served with the Army of
the Potomac that Birney's First '(Red
Diamond) division of the Third Corps
had won for themselves the nickname 1
of " Birney's Foot Cavalry," and this '
title was subsequently applied to the
Second Corps after the Third Corps was
combined with it. In regard to the
Third Corps, Army of the Potomac, the
writer feels that it deserves equal pre
eminence with the Third Corps of the
French Army under Napoleon in the
campaign of 1806. Of the latter orgarni
zation, Marshal Davoust said to Napol
eon during this, the Jena campaign,
when the Emperor expressed is ad
miration of its achievements and his
grief at its heavy losses, " Sire, the
soldiers of the Third Corps, will ever be0
to you what the Tenth Legion was to
Ciosar." (Alison, ii., 457, 2). The ac
tivity of the Third and of the combined
Second-Third .Corps rivaled that of
Ondinot's Grenadier's, in October, 1805,
when they actually outmarched cavalry,
accomnplishing 12 leagues a day, and
contrib~uted chiefly to the capture of
the Austrian Archduke Ferdinand's col
umn, which had escaped from Ulm. In
the pursuit of the Sixth Corps kept up
with the cavalry on the 6th-so says Col.
Archabal d Hopkins, Thirty-s'eventh
Massachusetts Volunteers, in his account
of (Little) Sailor's Creek, 6th of April,
1865-an dit is cl aimed that the Fifth
Corps had likewise equaled the speed of
the horsiemen, prior to the concentration
at Jetersville, evening of the 5th. Tcio
infantry, both of the Army of the Poto
mac and of the Army of Northein Vir
ginia, justified Lieut-Gen. Baron Am
bert's magnificent eulogy on the foot
soldiers, whom he styles " the sinews of
an army." Gen. Roche-Ay mon says
that cavalry is to infantry what poetry
is to prose, and, he meant exactly what
these words express. It is not a bad
comparison, inasmuch as the world
might go on without poetry, while it
would be utterly impossible to get along
without prose. Moreover, good poetry
is very rare, whereas exoellent prose is
not. Poetry, too, while all very fine, is
at best no more to real life than what
dessert is to a dinner.-Thc United
Serice.
61ambling.
Gambling in any form is, in the end.
disastrous to the one who is not " with
the bank" No matter what its appar-~
ent indncements may be, the loser is the
investor, the gainer the person who
holds aut so many inducements to the
unwary. I[t is stated by those who have
made some kinds of calculations that, on
an average, the investor tands from one
chance in five to one in twenty of gain,
ing anytihing. Tt does not pay as a mon
etary transactioni ; it is ruinous morally.
(liva all unmaea of cha&'nco a wido bnrth.
Falling Stars.
Astronomers divide meteors into sev
3ral classes-aerial meteors, as winds,
xornadoes, etc.; aqueous meteors, as
ogs, rain, snow, hail, etc.; luminous
neteors, or those due to the action of
slements in the air, as rainbows, halo,
)arhelias, mirages, etc.; electrical
neteors, as lightnings, auroras, etc.; and
gneous meteors as shooting or falling
itars, star-showers, bolides or fire-balls,
,erolites or meteorites, etc. In present
isage, says Professor Newton, the term
notoor is generally limited to the last
group, or to the igneous meteors. The
noteorites are all evidently fragments,
lot separate formations. They are, says
he same authority, in the heavens, to
ome extent, at least, grouped in streams
6long the orbits of known comets, and
ience have a common origin with them.
Che continuity of these streams, the
louble and multiple character of Biela's
mud other comets, and the steady dimin
ition of comets in brilliancy of success- I
ve returns, seems to argue a continuous
>reaking up of the comet into fragments I
>y some cause, probably by the sun's
mat. This view is strenghened by the
act that the meteoric irons and stones
)riig with them carbonic acid, which is
mown to form so prominent a part of
he comet's tail. It is now univeissally
6dmitted that igneous meteors are caused
)y smaii bodies which have been travel
ng about the sun in their orbits, but
iow come into the earth's atmosphere,
Lud, in general the shape of broken
ragmnots of stone. The outside is
isually covered with a thin black crust,
vhich is evidently due to a melting of
he surface in the atmosphere. There
iave been found at various times and
laces, loose iron masses that are as
aumed to be of meteoric origin, because
ht ir peculiar form, theirpeculiar chemi
-al composition, and their peculiar
rystaline structurn are like those of the
ron masses that havc been seen in sev
wal instances to come down from me
eors. Shooting-stars are seen on any
-lear, moonlight night.; they leave be
iind, many of them, a bright cloud of
)hosphorescent light ; the meteors and
heir trains have various colors-white,
reen, blue, yellow, scarlet, etc.; the
luration of the flight is generally less
han a second of time, but the brighter
mes may last several seconds. The me
eorites contain no elements, so far as we
Wow, which have not been found on the
aarth, but these elements are com
)ounded differently from any terrestrial
ninerals; sometimes they reach the
mrth, and again are consumed in their
wurse.- Clicaao Inter Ocean.
An Ingenious Rascal.
The theater of Ofen (Buda-Pesth) was
he scene of his debut, though this was
nade in a loge, not on the stage. It ap
)eai s that a certain Hungarian countess,
vell known for her riches and beauty
the same spirited lady who seconded
ker brother in a duel) graced with her
wesence the performance at the Aresa,
>r summer theater. On one of her fair
ingers my lady wore two splendid diai
nond rings, exactly like each other.
)uring an entr' acte there prese'xnted
iimself in her box a big fellow in gorge
mus livery-six feet of the finest flunkey
maginable. Quoth he, in fiuest Hunga
'ian :" My mistress, Princess P-, has
ent to your ladyship, to ask the loan of
me of your rings for five minutes. Her
mighness has observed them from her
>Ox opposite and is very anxious to have
me made after the pattern." Without
mi instant's hesitation the countess
aanded a ring to "Jeamos," who bowed
with respectful dignity and re tired. Thme
erformance over, the two great ladies
net on the staircase, and the countess
egged her friend to keep the ring at her
sonvenience. " W hat rmng, my dlear ?"
D~enoucrment! Tableau ! The " pow
lered menial !" was no flunky at all,
ut a thief, and the ring was gone. rThe0
police were informed of the impudent
~rick. Justice seemed to have over
aken the culprit ini a very fewv strides,
~or next morning the countess, whlile
itill en robe-de-chrnnbre, received a let
~er informing her that thme thief hmad bkeen
saughut and the ring found on his par
son. " Only," added the note, "' the
mian stoutly dlenies the charge and (de
,lares the ring to be his own. To clear
up all doubt pray come at once to the
police station, or send the dlupjlicatte ring
y bearer." To draw the second ring
rrom the finger andl intrust it joyfully
bo the messenger-a fine fellow in full
police uniform, together with a hand
me "' tip,'' for the glorious news, was
bhe work of a moment. Only wvhen myh
lady an hour later betook herself radiat
to the p)olice-station to recover her jew
als, a slight mistake came to light.
Well, my rings? 1 could not como to
mxyself the instant I got your letter."
" What letter, madam ?" Dcnouement!.
rableau No. 2! The thief had got them
both.-London Globe.
THrE remarkable dI1Bcoveries of Jonner,
Pasteur, and others, showing that somel~
of the most fatal virulent diseases may
be rendered comp larati vely harmless b~y
inocculation with a weakenued virus,
have led to the suggestion of the pos5
tib~ilty of cornbatting t uberlclos(is in
the same manner. It is now quite gen
orally believed that this (disease, iZ
smallpox, chicken cholera andl anthirax,
is duem to the very rapidl increase of cer
tain minute organisms in the bodly, anid
it seems reasonable to hope that inocu
lation with its weakened germs may
produce as favorable results as have
b~een achieved in the cause of the other
rmaladiesi. This is an important prob
hem for sciene-' to solve.
A COORAaO town is called Jamifull.
its motto is, " Preserve us all," and its
children are all saucy.
IIENRY WAnn BERCH[ER says that Ood
in eps a list of rich men who cheat their
RUMORS OF THE DAY.
A GOOD port-rait,-$5 a bottle.
NiAoARA FAIns-and what's to prevent
it?
Enm PEnKNs is rail mad, spelled back
wards.
DoEs it follow that a woman raises
thunder beeauso she puts lightning in
her bread ?
IP You want to got rich, mount a
mule, because when you are on a mule
you are better off.
WE should think that scarf pins would
get sea sick. They are s, often on the
bosoms of such heavy swells.
SONG Of the Sioux Chief as he leaves
Lhe wigwam of his Laughing Water:
"Oh, Sioux-anna, don't you cry for
" Do You know who built the ark ?"
Lsked a Sunday-school teacher of a little
treet Arab; and the little fellow re
)lied : "Naw l"
OMAGo has a violinist who plays with
As foot. But nobody but a resident of
Jhicago would play with his feet.-NAw
York Telegram.
A POET who was fond of oyRtcrs
shelley. Ditto, ditto, ten pins-Bowles.
Do. do. soft-shlls-Crabbe. Do. do.,
>ottles-Suckling.
IT is said that a girl who wears No. 2
ilioes and beautiful hose can be scared
nto believing almost every little bit of
wood or stone she sees is a mouse. -
Uoston Post.
"A LARGE part of our happiness,
lays Mr. Beecher, "is due to our mis
Pakes." The-printer who got bounood
or setting up "infernal" reception for
'informal " reception may coincide with
Ur. Beecher, but we doubt it.
DID'RT ever thou gaze on a lovely maid,
All glorious, radiant, fair,
And think na thou aaw'st those rich red lips
Of the " unkimed kisses" there?
Because if thou did'st not, this is a
good time to begin'st. -- Steubenvillo
(Icrald.
Tost Hoon's most successful poem was
bhe "Song of the Shirt." A great many
American poets don't sing that sort of a
long, because the subject is in use seven
lays in the week, and it hasn't time to
e sung about.--Steubenville Herald.
8H E weair finest dianionds anwl laceus,
And is worth half a million, they say;
Her met socialistic inirnees
The fashion and wealth of the day;
Her face is a model of beauty
Her praises are sung o'er ainI o'er;
But. what art- her wealth an(d ler booty,
When a foghorn can't equial her snore?
- Detroit Free Press.
A WOMAN may offer in excuse for her
red nose that she laces too tightly, but
what sh!1ll a man say ?-Exchangc. 0,
he cun offer the same excuso. He also
gets too "tightly " by so-lacing himself.
-Norristown Herald.
ALTHOUGH thle marriage of Miss Nellie
3rant toA Mr. Sartoris, of England, was
,riticiseud in this country at the time,
NTellie did well. Her husband has an
neomo of about $10,000 and one baby a
Fear.--entucky State Journal.
A BALLET dancer is not good for much
inless she learns her business in toe toe.
-Boston Courier. If her teacher knows
liis business heel teach her to keep in
itep.- Yawcob Strauss. Must she put
lier whole sole into it ?-Steubenville
He(raid.
Hxnx's a p~ositive fact that occurred in
one of the public schools in this city re
centl~y: A sinall boy was asked to name
some part of his own body. He thought
for a moment and then replid: ''Bowels,
which are live in number-a, e, i, o, ii,
and sometimes w and y.-Philadelphia
Blulletin.
" WAs it the drum major brave ?"
asked 0one soldier of another. "Of
course," stid the other ; "how can I get
up the necessary excitement, if fife
nothing to stir me ?" "Oh, well a man
musket courage somehowv," said the first;
" I su1ppose most any one cannon occa
sioli." "Yes, that is the general order,
anid I'm a bayonet," sid the other :
" though I wish I'd never be nun."
On the Safe Side.
A Michigander who was ridling along
the high way necar Charleston, Virginia, a
fe w days ago, came across a negro who
was grnhbinig out a stump near the
mealow fence, and, after a few questions
about farm products, the Wolverine
asked1:
" What do you get for taking that
stump out?"
- Jist fifty cents," was the reply.
"hIow long have you been working
at it ?"
" Wall, nigh 'bout a week, I reckon"
" And how much longer will it take ?"
" Wall, I spects I could finish it to
nmorrer, b~ut I reckon I won't do it afore
idahiy."
"' Whyv ?"
" Wall, heah ami de plot. If I finish
it to-morrer an' git my money I'll be
biounld to drap down to Hallton an' bet
on a hioss-race ant' lose it all. Ef I wait
till Friday I kin hah do moans ob gwine
inter de circus att Charlestown. I knows
my weaukness, boss5, an' so I'ze gwine to
sot heuh an' dig a leetle an' sleep a leetlo,
an1' chopq off do las' root when 1 heah de0
.ircus~ huo'ns blowin' on top do red skulo
htout ' hill."
The Medical Student.
No, sonny. When you read about a
med~ical student walking the hospitals
you must not infer that he takes the
hospitals out walking so as to exercise
them. It moans that he studies the
cases that are there. There are few
students who walk a hospital who don't
believe that they could run one if they
had a chance.-Oincinnati Saturday
TDA Lawis has saved two members of
at brassi band from drowning. Ida's
poplallrity is rapidly decreasing since
thms rash act.