The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, November 24, 1881, Image 4
"Prussian Lddr."
[Now Orleans Ttmcs,]
If there is a merchant in New Orleans
who can sell goods at any price ho
chooses to fix on theim, Rube Hoffenstein
who keeps a clothing and shoe store on
Poydras street, is tho man.
One day a customer entered his estab
lishnient and inqtiired:
"Have you any low quarter gaiters?"
"Certainly, my frent. I haf any adyle
you wish, und someding dot vas neat. I
Now here vas a pair uf gaiters vat is
made uf Prussian ledder, do pest kind I
vat is known, und I dinks dey vill suit
you. Suppose you dry dem on."
"All right," replied the customer.
"Vait, my frent, and I'll put a leedle
bowder in. Now dry dem. Ah, vat
petter shoe you vant dan dat? It vita
shust as if somebody takes your meas
ure."
"It's too tight across the instep," said
the customer, rubbing the spot with his
fingers.
"It vill edretch, my dear sir," replied
Hoffenstein persuasively, "dot ledder
vaa made expressly for sdretching."
"But the shoe pinches my toes, also."
"Dot is noding; it vill go vayr do first
time it gets vet. You don' vant to buy
a pair uf shoes more as dree sizes too
big, und go around do ladies mit your
feet looking like a gouple of railroad
scrapers. It vould be a shame, you
know."
"What do you ask for the shoes?"
"Only seex dollars."
"JerusalemI That's too much,"
"Veil, my dear sir, von must recollect
dat dem shoes vas ma~lo of Prussian led
der, and ledder dere vas scatme. My
uncle vat lifs dere write me last veek,
und said dat ledder vas so scarce dey
don't make harness mit it any longer.
All do harness dere is now made of
wool."
"I tell you what I'll do," said the culs.
tomer, examining the shoe closely, "I'll
give you four dollars."
"My g-r-racious! A Prussian ledder
shoe for four dollars ven it costs me m4 ore
as five dollars and fifty cents laid at the
depot down, und the profit on den don't
pay for the gas. My g-r-r-acious, vat's
do matter mit do people?"
"Well, I'm not going to give $6 for
those shoes," said the customer, moving
toward the door, "they are not worth
it."9
"Veil, my frent, take them along for
$4, und call around again some odder
day." .
The customer paid for the shoes and
taking his parcel, left the store.
"Herman," inquired Hoffenstein of
his clerk, "vat vas de cost brice of dem
split ledder shoes I shust sold de gentle
man?"
"Von dollar und a half, sir."
"*My g-r-r-acious, Herman, dink how
small (de profit vas. If pisness, you
know, Herman, don't get petter it vill
preak all de store up.
P'ossibilities of Cotton Prodnetion.
It may:~ be well to remark at the out
set thait the prcoduction of cotton in the
south is practically without limit. It
was 1830) before the American crop
reached 1,000,0)00 bales, and the highest
p~oint ever reached in the days of slav
ery was a tritle over 4,1500,000 bales.
The crop of 1880-81 is about 2,000,000
in excess of this, and there are those
who believe that a crop of 8,000,000
bales is among the cel tainties' of the
next few years. The heavy increase in
the cotton crop is due entirely to the
increaise of cotton acreage brought
about by the use of fertilizers. Mi
ions of acres of land, formerly thought
to be beyond the possible liuiit of the
cotton helt, have been made the best of
cotton lands by being artinicially en
riched. In North Carolina alone the
limit of cotton production has bee
moved twenty miles northward and
twenty miles westward, and the half of
Georgia on which no cotton was grown
twenty years ago no0w produces fully
half the crop of the State. The "area
of low production " as the Atlantic c
States are brought to the front by arti
ficial stimulation is moving westward
and is now central in Alabama and
Florida. But the increase in acreage, as
large as it is, will be but a small factor ~
in the increase of production, compared a
to the intensifying of the land now i
use. Under the present loose system of
planting, the average yie.d is only one F
bale to three acres. This could be easi- (
ly increased to a bale an acre. In ~
Georgia five bales have been raised on '
one acre,,and a yield of three bales to 'a
the acre is credited to several localities. A
President Moreheaid, of the Mississippi b
Valley Cotton Planters' Association, a
says that the entire cotton crop of the 8
present, year might have been easily l0
raised in fourteen counties along the a
Mississippi river. It will be seen, b
therefore, that the cap~acity of the E
South to produce cotton is practically
limitless, and, when we consider the
enormous demand for cotton goods now
opening up from new climes and peo
ples, we, may conclude that the near
fuiture will see crops compared to which
the crop of the past year, worth $800,
000,000, will seem smnall.-JHenry W.
Grad. in Hlarper's Maaazine.
Specifie Against Typhoid.
Dr. Guillas-se, of the French navy, in
a paper on typhoid fever. speaks of t he
great benefit which has been derived
from the use of coffee. He has found
that ro sooner have the patients a few I
table-spoonfuls of it thian their features g
become relaxed and they come to their
senses. The next day the improvement
is such, as to leave no doubt that the
artole ii just the specinec needed. Under
the mnfluence the stupor is dispelled 0
and the p~atient rouses from the state of bJ
Somnoency in which lhe has been since 5
the mnvasion of the disease ; soon ah the il
functions take their natural course, and ni
he enters upon convalescence. Dr. n
G*uillasse gives to an adult i we or three ft
table-spoonfuls of. strong black cofl'ee s<
every two hours. alternated with one of n
two teaspoonfuls of claret or Burgiunyd e
wine-a little lemonadle or citrate or
magnesia to be taken daily, and aftei a a
while quinine.-Dr, Poote's Ileau .t I'
Mont hly,.b
THE WOrst of .in gratitude lies notiuI
the ossifiedj heart of him whocommits it; -
but we find it in the effect it produces
on him against whom it was committed.
As water containing stony particles in
crusts with them the ferns and mosses
it drops on, so the human breast hard- y
ens under ingratitude in proportion to j
its opennIess and1( softness, and( its apt- 1
itudt, to reeiv impr.ssionsm
USEFUL HINTS.
To Dyz HAIR BLAOL-Take sifted
ime, sixteen ounces, white learl, two
>unces ; litharge in fine powder, one
unce. Mix well together and keep dry.
Vhen required for use, mix a little pow.
ler with water to the coisistence-of
iream and ap)ly with a spofige.
CHEAP PAiNT.-Three hu'ndred parts
)f washed and sieved white sand, forty
parts of precipitated chalk, fifty parts of
-esin and four parts of linseed oil are
nixed and boiled in an iron kettle, and
lien one part of oxide of copper and
)no part of sulphuric acid are added.
rh mass is at plied with an ordinary
,aint brush white warm. If too thick,
t is diluted with linseed oil. Thie paint
Iries rapidly and gets very hard, but
protects wood-work excellently.
LABELS FOR TIN.-We copy from the
Uhenista' and Druggist8' Diary for
L879 the following formula for a cement
to make paper stick to tin: 1, Add to or
linary paste a little honey or glycerine;
2, wash the surf te of the tin with muri
itic acid before affixing the label; 3, add
nuriatic acid to the gum-this is apt to
sause the metal to rust under and around
the label ; 4, add a little ammnouia ; or,
, tartaric acid to the starch paste or
nucilago ; 6, add aluminium sulphate
(uot alum) to the mucilage. 7. TIhe
bWst plan is said to be to add 20 drops
liq. autim. chlor. to 8 ounces of paste or
rnticilatge.
To REMOVE INN 8TAINS.-The Jour
nalde PArtmacied'A nvcrsreconmends
pyropliosphato of soda for the removal
of ink stains. This salt does not injure
vegetable fiber and yields colorless com
pounds with the ferr o oxide of the ink.
Lt is best to first apply tallow to the ink
miot, then wash in a solution of pyro
p)hospbate until both tallow and ink
have disappearedl 8taia b t'ed anilino
luk may be removed by moistening th
,pot with strong alcohol acidulated with
Liitrc acid. Unless the stain is pro
iuced by eoSine, it disappears without
liculty. Paper is hArdly afledtud by
the proeOss, still it is always advisable
to make a blank experiment first.
AN EASILY MADE CHAIR.-The Scien
ifc A mcrican gives an engraving of a
very cheap yet strong and comfortable
ahair which may be made as elegant as
lie tastes of the maker ma dicate.
n e chair consists merely of abarrel out
>l above the secon-I hoop so ae to form
j complete back with half arms at the
iide. The barrel thus cut is mounted
>i two stripi of wood, having Casters
,inder their endas and brackets abovo to
,orm the legs and to add to the appear
nce of the chair. A head is fitted to
he circular portion and the whole is
Eeatly upholstered. Of course it is ne
3e'ssary to select a good barrel bound
with iron hoops, and a little care should
be taken in the upholstering to disguise
the barrel form as much as possible.
ME ASUn1NG BUILDINGi IATERIAL,--We
Emud in an exchange the following fig
io es in regard to building materials : A
sord of stonie, three bushels of lime and
i cubic yard of sand will lay 100 cui. ft.
>4 wall. Five courses of brick will lay 1
~t. in height in a chimney. Nine bricks
tu a course will make a flue 8 in. wide
and 20 in. long, and eight bricks in a
sourse will make a flue8 in. wide and 16
in, long. Eight bt'nh. of good lime, 16
bush. of sand and I bush. of hair will
mnake enough mortar to plaster 100 sq.
yds. One-tfifth more siding and tiooring
is needed than the number of square
reet of surface to be covered, because of
the la p in the siding and matching of
Jhe floor. One tho usand laths will
sover 70 yds. of sur~ace, and 11 lbs. of
lath nails will nadl them on. One thou
sand shingles laid 4 in. to the weather
will cover over 100 sq. ft. of surface,
md 5 lbs. of shingle nails will fasten'
aern on. ________
E~loque nt Passage.
The following 's an extract from the
ite Gen. Garfield's tribute to the mnem
ry of 8enator Ferry, of Michigan, de
tvered in the House of Representative's
t Washington ;
" Before closing, however, let me re
er to the crowning glory of his life. Mr.
'erry had a strong religious element in
is character. This was with him a
reat controlling force, and not senti
ment. No cloud obscured the efful
ence of his hope or dimmed his vision.
~lear and high his intellect and his faith
rose above all storms and darkness, andi
ustained him in sweet conmpanioniship
mid the tnrevealed mysteries of pain,
it his end drew near lie camne
ack after a brief absence. There,
nder his ownl roof, with, the an
els of his household about him, he
assed to his rest. 'Thinking oif thme i
s, and knowing, as we do, how wellihe
ad wrought for the future, trusting in
2e mnerits of his dear Lord, lie could
speat the sweet lines oif Boner:
Beyond the parting aind the mneeting,
I shall e sI(onI
3eyon'd thn AI.Ewall anmd the ureeting,
Beyond the ue'foele.ng
Love, res~t anda home !
Sweet hop~e 1
Lord, tarry not, buxt come.
Beyond the froet.chaina and tho fever,
I shall be soon;
Beyond the rock-w~aste and' the river,
Beyond the never and the ever,
I shall be sooil
Love, re t and home !
seet hope!
Lord, tarry naot, but comne.
"Ay, the sweeter word( of inspJiratiuo
--in the volume of the book is written :
Lo I I come quickly. Even so, comen.
aord Jesus'"
A Plea for Tobacco.
Here Is an eloqnent ple~a for the use
f tobacco: "It composes the ind,
uaies the thoughts, it attracts all out
ard objects to the mind's view, it set
es and retents the senses, it cheers the
nderstanding, strengthens the j udg
Lent, spies out errors, it exasperalt4.
>llies, it heats ambition, it comiforts
n'row, it abates passion, it excites~ to
oble actions, it digests conception, it
alarges knowledge, it elev'ats imagin a
on, it creates fancy, it qjuickenls wit,
rid it makes reason pleader anud truth
iage ini all disputes and contoveirsi.s
sitween right and~ wrong." So wrote'
[argaret, Duchess of Newcastle, some
)0 years ao, and probably many a wif t
ino her statements since, fri
ries work wonders with an irritable
tan. we all know.
T~xz little annoyances out of the way. If
on are suffering with a Cough or Cold, use Dr.
lull's Cough Syrup at once. This old and re
able remedy wilt never disappoint you. All
Irnggtate seln a for ex me.. . botl.
The King of Beasts.
A recent traveler in Central Africa
rays: "Lions are one of the dangers I
between Zanzibar and the great lakes. d
They sometimes hunt game in packs of
six to eight. Some animals show fight I
against them successfully. Lions never
venture to attack the adult elephant.
and even avoid the buffalo, unless they
are more than two to one. In general
they do not attack caravans, and ;iever in
day-time. At most a hun lion may
spring upon and carry o a straggler
while passing through the brakes and i
jungles. But it is otherwise at night.
en lions seent the caravan from afar,
particularly if it contains goats or beasts
of burden, they approach and announce 4
their vicunty by terrific roars. Never
theless, in a wel-inclosed camp there is
no danger; the lions never attempt to
clear the obstacles, and marksmen from
behind the palisades can pick them off I
with almost uinfailing aim. There is
danger only when the camp is not com
pletetly inclosed, or when those inside go
out to attack them."
IMrrATo corals *1'e madg of feein and
vermillion, or of marble powder made
into a paste with varnish or soluble glass
ani a little iinglas, colored by Chiniieseo
vermillion and then mouldod. The
knife shows it to be too soft for a genu
ine article.
A nrrnB glycerine added to gum
or blue is a -great improvement, as
It prevents either becoming brittle. It
also prevents gummed labels from hav.
ing a tendency to curl up when being
written on.
IN YOUTH ive feel richer for every new
illusion ; in mattirer years for every one
we lose.
TnE Milwaukee (Wis.) Evenng Wid
consin says: "In all our experience
we have never he4rd so many favorable
reports from all classes as we have con
cerring St. JacAJs Oili"
Letters of Introduction.
The Hour indulges in some very
ttottihent eri*idins on in faihion of
asking and giving letters of mt. oducition.
The practice is abused beyond the limit
of patience. Persons who have no claim
upon one's time and hospitality fasten
themselves upon him by virtue of a letter
froth some well-meani ng but thought.
less acquaintitnce. It is Aliblty a form
of recommending ToMi, Dick and liHtry
to credit where piot'ably they do not de
seive credit at all. Busmie:-s men thould
exerbise more disctetion in this im
portant mattek. It is henicel fair for
them to recommend to others men they
would not trust themselveB-Chicaqo
Saturdai lcrald.
THE Albany (N. Y.) Presk and Knick
erb~ocr says :" Tue largest following
we know of to-day is that of St. Jacobs
Oil ; for where~ St. Jacobs Oil is, there
rheumatism is not."
MANNERS are the reveglerg of secrets,
the betrayers of any disproportion or
want of symmetry in mind and character.
It is the law of our contstitution that
every cha~nge in our experience instant
ly indicates itself on our countenand~e
aind carriage, a the lapse of time tells
itself on the face of a clock. We flay
be too obtuse to read it ; biit the record
la there. Bome men may be too dbtatse
to readl it; but some men are not ob~tuse
and do read it.
Youyo, middle-aged, or old men, suffering
fromn nervous detbility and kindred weaknessies,
th old send two atamtps for large t r 5itse, giv
ine. suiccessful treatmen~zt. WoMLtJ's DIBPENSARlY
MEDXVAAL AissociATION, Buffalo, N. Y.
English Speaking Men6
.At the present time-this race numbers
rIsmng 100,000,000. Outside of the Chin
ese they are the largest b~ody of men
speakimg a common language. The~y
rule im all the continents. Two conti
nents-that of North America and the
island continent of Australia-are abso
lutely dominated by them. They are in
>oss.ession of the southern part of A frica.
'.hey own groups of island. andi strate
gic positions in all parts of the globe.
I'wohndred millions are subject to
them in India.-xa-San .Prancisco Blulle
in.
Dii. R. V. PIEncE, Bnfralo, N. Y.: Dear Bir
I have advised many ladies to try your "Favor
ite Pres;cription" and never see it fail to do
more than you advertise. Yours truly,
Mas. A. M. RANEIN,
MS1 Bate. treet, Indianapolis, Ind.
Daily liabits of an Emperor.
It is said that from the 1st of next
month his Majesty the Emjpror's daily
habit will be to rise at 5 o clock every
morning ; worship before the shrine or
the sacred insignia at 5:80 ; breakfast
at 6; study from 7 to 9 o'clock ; at 10
attend the Privy Council's meeting un.
til 2 p. mn., and nngage in various mili
tary studies from 8 till 5 o'clock. Thit.
is a very different programme from tha i
pursued before the Reformation, when
the chief part of his Majesty's time was
devoted to the performance of religious
ceremonies.-Japan Mail.
IF YOU are biliotts take Dr. Plerc.'g "Plea
tsant Purgative Pellets," the original "Little
Liver Pills." Of all druggists.
THE late Dr. Uliapm hadi an unhappy
mur for puns. Dr. Emerson on one oc
sasion preached for Dr. Chapin, and1, on
entering the pulpit, laid his silk bat on
the seat, and then laid a paper on it.
Dr. Chapin afterward came in and, sit
king down carelessly, mashied the' hat
completely. Arising and picking up~
the mutilated tile, he contemplated it
with the remark: "1I presume you t
thought it was a silk hat, but now it is
satin."
A World of good.
One of the most 1pop)0 r medicines new
before the Amieri an puiblic is IHop B:i ters.t
You see it everywhere. People take it with
good eflbect. I, builds the mn up. It is not as
ptinsanit to the lt-fe "s some other Bitters as
it is not a wvhis.ky drank. It is mere like
the old f abioni. d bon. set tea that has done.I
a world or good. If you don't fee just1
right try Hop ? itters. Nund a News.
A Poet's Hiome.
Rose Terry Cooke's house is iu Win
steal1, Ct. It is an old-fashioned country
house, wi'h antique furniture rifled
from nmany a garret. She not only
writes poetry about her garden, but gets
up before sunrise to work in it. Iler
rose's are her pride. She takes almost
the entire care of all the flowers, and
they repay her richly. She is a famous
cook.
Thme Be' at Proof of Meats
is uniform success, and on this basin Warner's
Bate Kidney and Liver Cure is without doubt {
can of the ratnst remedlsnn mthe lanAd.
Humbugged Again.
I saw so much said about the merits of
1:1p Uitter-, and my wife who was always
, cmriig, and never well, t4ased me so
ryeiitly to get her some I conoluded to be
inibu aged -sg tin; and i am g'ad I did, for
ii less than two months use of the Bitters
I wife was eutred and sh, has remained so
r eighteein months since. I like such hum
ugging.-lI. T., St. Paul.-Pioneer Pro.
Waiting for His Mutton.
During the height of the so-called
'Jingo' excitement, when men, and
nore especially women, were almost un.
indurable on account of their political
rehemence, Lord Beaconsfield was ap
arently, at least perfectly calm. Beat
4 at dinner by the side of an illustrious
ady he was asked in tones of feminine
>etulance: " What are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for '-the impi
ation being amazement that he did not
irl Englnnd into war against lussia.
" Waiting ?" said he. "I am waiting
for some roast mutton and potatoes."
TonmD kidneys, and oonstipated boweliag
creat cause. of chronic diseases. Tak I
Wotti
VACC1NAridN, as practiCeCt m Uhina,
iss two peculiar *eatures. The subject
3 not operated upon in the arm or leg,
out it the nose, and the Government,
rhile it does not compel people to sub
rtit to the operation, practically reaches
he same end that it would by doing so
t offering to prents for every chila
accinated a prennut of about 100 cop
er-cash, which amounts to about 10
ents, and, for a poor Chinaman in his
wn country, a sum not altogether to be
eapised.
Co.L 86had 0. Whime-,
of Atlanta, Ga., says he owes his life to War
ner's Bae kidney and Idver Oare,
RIOrMe4hed Christianity.
A Methodist society in Aletdovy, Vt.,
has put up tbout a dozen good horse
sheds at the church. That is practical
teligioni1 and worth a dozen emhortations
on "tlling frobb grat' or sanctifica
tion. A man who will hitch liis horse
to a fence on a cold winter day, and do
it for years while lie goes inside the
meeting-house to talk about*" faith"
and "love," "sanctiflication" arad
"election," lacks some essential featnutr
of the gospel of Christ. The world
wants more of the Christiarity which
builds horse-slieds, pays 100 cents on
the dollar treats the horses kindly,
cares for iue stock, and is not domineer
ng in the family.- Vermont Tribvne.
011, ?IIILLIP C. BALLOUE. OF TER.
MONT6
A Lete- famn this *ei-Ksn*nm oa.e
umUas, Wh'Se e - megu s" er sate oa
[From the Boston Daily I areal, SudS 7.
We published several letters latelS? Whieh
have evoked considerable comment, both from
being read in our columns and in our ctem
poraries who have copied them. We refer to
letters from Burlington, Providence, Spring
field and Hartford, on the subject of the won
lerftil rttrative po'wers of a remedy called Kid
uecy-Wort, *hichi has been so tkhotoughlyv tried
as to seem to be the long ltidkbd for medicine.
Breat good is done by a really fitt~des &tticle,
as this seems to be, and when it is reodgnisdd
by regular physicians fri all parts of the coun
try, it is naturally received by h people at
Large withI faithI. We append a letter on this
mubject received by us, from a well knowni
" regular " physician dt Northern Vermont.
[t is worth a careful reading :
MoYRvoN, VT., June 1st, 1881.
Editors B'ston JI.*naIM:
I have always been opposed to the use of
patent medicines, as I am of the opinion that
ruxore harm than good is done by their india
'3riminate use. seeing. that seiteral earres
p)Onlents have been singing tbe praises of liid'
rwy-Wort and knowing of some remiarkabid
mires performed by it, I feel'it but just that the
public should know of them, I was induced to
ISo it in my practice, by positivo evidence of
ts virtues, and I have (done so to a donsiderable
extent for the past two years.'
One of the first cures wvas that of Mrs. A-,
who had suffered for years from an obstinate
kiduney tronble, complicated with constipation
mnd uterine difilculty. There was an infamsa
tory condition of the organs which caused much
pain and often sovere suffering.
I had prescribed previously all the remedies
asually employed in such cases but without
enefit. I procured Kidney-Wort for her and
Iirected it to be p)repared and taken according
to directions, it relieved the pain and suffering
riost immediately and gave a favorable turn
0o all the symptoms.
Her recovery progressed rapidly and in a
30mparatively short time I was able to pro
aounce her cured. She has ever since been
much stronger and healthier than for years be
rore. I coulId detail a score or more of other
3ases in which I have used it with the same
marked resuluw, if I had time and space.
In the various kidney troubles it has been a
very efticient remnedy, far more decided in it. of
tects than Buchu, Uva, Urie, Spirits Nitre, and
the other agents usually employed.
Its dinretic properties show themselves in
two to four hours ; while as a laxative and ea
~hartic it produces the happiest results, reliev
n g the bowels speedily and without disagree
ible effects. Its action is prompt, and the of
rects lasting. Being curative and tonic, it re
itores a condition of health anid regular action
which other catharties usually fail to do.
This spring I found that thirough a close at
ention to my professional duties I had become
worn and was in need of a diuretic anid cathar
Ic myself. I at once took a few doses of Kid
iey-Wort and found it to operate equally well
~n my own case.
Very sincerely yours,
Pan-u C. BALLoU, M!. D.
rues ased se.
15o. box "Rough on at.kja house free
rom flies, bed-bugs. roaches, mice. do,
INIDIG3WIoNS ys, nervous prosttaon
aid all forms of genira debility relieved by
aking MEasmAN's Psw'rowuzED BEui ToIri, the
>nly p reparation of beef containing Its entire
mntritions properties. It contains blood-mak
og force-generating assd lif.eustainig prop
res; ia invaluable in all enfeebled conditions,
rhether the result of exhaustion, nervouspr
ration, overwork, or acnte disease, particlaly
f resulting from pulmonary complaints, Cas
roll, Hazard & Co., proprietors, Ne York,
160W TO S(cen1 1Use 5J3'w.
1I is strange any one will sufe from, derantfgsments
rnught on by impure blood, tyhen ScOVILL,'A SARMA
'A RILLA AND BtTILLINoTA, or BLOOD AND JIVER
IYRUJP will restore health to the phpenl organilz'ion.
s aa strengt hening syrnup, pleaant~*.fe, and the R FAT
ILOOD PURIFIER ever discovevod, euring p8eroq'ia,
lyphilitio disorders, Weakness of the Kidneys, Errespea.
as, Malaria, Nervousa disorders, Debility, Bilious mosa.
>laintas and Iseasee of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys,
Itornach, Skin, ete.
BAKER'S PAIN PANACEA eures pain rs Mas and
east.
DR. ROGaa's WORM SYR(~ in~stay destroy,
VJORMs.
W2 1 0-Ana4s 0 bar esta
fouce.
F romn the 10th of October. 1881, to
the 1st of July, 1882, gcnuine RoCE
iPRING WATER Will be 'upplied to cli.
tomers by Ellis & Co., of Railey Spring-.
A la., at the following rates :
Ten gallohn in anti-corrjsive can..$5.00
Same can refilled at.............. 400
Five gallons in anti-corrosive can.. 3.25
Same can refilled at.............. 2.50
Nine gallona in glass bottles...... 7.50
Reasonable freight and express rates
are given by all railroads. This water
has bn known for nearly fifty years
as a sure cure for Dyspepsi, a sure cure
for diseases of the ;Iidney and Bladder,
a sure cure for all curable capes of
Dro py, a sure cure for Scrofulous cases
of the Bones or Skirt, and a certain de
stroyer of the terrible Uhirst for intoxi
cating drink that overce.nes so many
worthy resolutions. Deprive a drunk
ard of his dram for three days and
meanwhile give him plentr of Rock
Spring Water, and he won t wqant the
whisky. DoIt you think it's worth
trying ? If yi do, drop a posta.l to
Ellis & Co. It W0l cmt only a cent,
THU telegraph lnes b n W arf s and
Nancy, a distance of 200 mailes, are placed
under ground, The wires are inelosed
in iron tubes provided with "ai-bofes.
FACTS ABOUT UMBRELLAS.
Antiquariana say tlat the timbrella was in
vented shortly after the flood, and has been the
least improved upon of all appliances for human
comfort the shape being now as it was in those
youthful days of the world. An umbrella is
much like a Vgem to the question of posses
sion-the last one wo gets it owns it. The fol
lowing facts about umbrelfs-esp.eelally the last
one-may servo every reader a spllendd purpose
sooner or later: To place your umzntella in a rack
indicates that it is about to change othets., An
umbrella carried over a woman, the mftA getting
nothing but drippings of the rain, indicatescourt
ship. When the man has the umbrella and t%
woman the drippins, it indicates marriag. 'T
carry it at right anglc" under your arm sign ifles
that an eye is to be lost by the man who follows
yOtL To put a cotton um brella by the side ofa:nice
silk one signifies that " exchange is no robbery."
To lead an unibrella si ifies that "I ani a fool."
To carry tn umbrella Just high enough to tear
out men eyes and knock off men's hats, signifies
"I sim a woman." To go without an umbrella
in a rain-storm shows I am sure of getting rheu
matism, and will have to use ST. JACOBS OIL to
get well." To keep a fine umbrella for your own
use and a bottle of ST. JACOBS OIL always in the
house, in case of theumatism or accident, would
signify that you are real philosopher.
The follow ng comrmnrieation to the editor of
tht3 SaJ em (M ass.) Jrtf-4 r shows how an artist
treated hievisitor: "1I would have accepted your
kind invitation to visit you in your new quarters
with pleastitei before this had niot mny old enemy,
~r. Rheumatisnt, io. ucd nl ine so suddenly.
ff' -Jed last Frfday, and, wit hout stoppi ngto
Attf1 1ug rd, rushed ini and grasped mec by
the hadwit'n a a grip that in a fewl hours
my hand and *ril Wer so badly swollen and
painful that I felt as (hougrn ene (f Mr. hfateh's
coal teams had run over met Air. JKheum3atisml
has been a constant visitor of risIne for sev'eral
years ; he always swells and put on gt f~eat nuiy
airs, making hfmself at home. deivouirme g my sub
stanc(e and lecaving me poor in flesh and pocket.
Last winter he camne and stayed two months. I
theft decided that the next ti'me he came I would
* hanigil hs diet. I was somewhat at a loss what
tdfeed him with, but finially concluded to give
mii thtee soinare trents a clay of S-r. JA cons on.
inorlih Ifdti anud fhight, This fare he is dis
gusted withi24J tspci ap his trunk and will
lev yto-morrow ofte a says he catli~
topi any nger, as he has pressing business elhe
where, Heis a treacherous felo anid he in
tends vli ting tome 6f our Salem friends: if he
does, just give hizg the same fare that I did aud
he won't stop long. . A S. L EF.\VvURI.
pleod aond l ea~letelisue athen boo iuby
(er4.eAtSeraiaorStore
"DIVORC "I
Is commen iiteovetnber number of
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It will dissolve and expel tuinors from the uterus ia
an early stage of developmient. The tenaency to en -
cerous humors thereis eeked very speedly by itsn use.
It removes faintness, flatuieucy, cestroys all craving
for stimulants, and relieves weakness ofthe stomach.
It cures Bloating, Heada'ches, Ncevods Itotration,
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That feeling of bearing down, causing rain, welib
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It will at all tispes and WlIder all cirumsa~SSa c
harmony with the laws that rovern the female a.YNEU.
For the cure of Kidney Con.pIlnts of either .s'tl
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Igan, Mass. Price 51. SIx bottles for $5. Sent by mall
in the form of pills, also In the form of lozenge., en4
recipt of price, S1 per box for either. Mrs. Plnnham
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