The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, October 06, 1881, Image 1
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TOPICS OF AY. .
OAMPAIGN enthyli ms to be at
low ebb.
LINcOLN was shot on the anniversa'y
of the fall of Fort Suntor.
WON'T it soon be i COIeQ
comPlaiiiing abdu coA'yia e
GENERAL SHRnMAjt i- 'iious that
* short work be made of the Apaches.
TnE Cook Fund Iam reached $1,000.
This required 1,00,000 contributions.
MAssAoMUSTrs, Minnesota, Missis
Bippi, Ohio . V. nikWl
ors 6f0 W
* THE late President was a magnet to
wards whom al eaors- bly
drawn. He was lo eople.
THEnE is little doubt now b tthosuc
Oeds oft'the lre, Grfield 4 j o t tY
by Mr. Cyru W. 'Field. bsriptions
are po-u'mg in liberally.
AN unsneezed sneeze, when it is there,
'wants to come and oan't, is decidedl)
more interestingitha4 ge , uapws. ss
the msatletic poet has gone crauy over.
TiREE sisters, 4te ui)adad eo..
wedding at St. Louis, and the occasion
required eightet 1deaifaids. As a
matter of economy, the s~eeme, was a.
success.
Tan Detroit Aec . r svatu the
GOivernnent to introduo. opium among
the Indiaw,. Chluq , 4iby~ 44
hundre(l. thousands d o'-hab;t "'I
O)piuml eating.
IN Ils inaugural address, President
Arthur intimates his pui'pose to pursue
the policy indicated by hjpedesobsr
in office, forshadoived during his hie
adinistration.
THE lato Lorenzo 'Delmonlo tn i )e
$2,000,000 keeping a regu~tnt, b,4 e
never set uip mre as for, Ue4i, caut, not..
by any means. His memory -is dear
only to the rich. -
'THis is a little too too., ay t 1)e
ftroit Pree Pre7 DatidIiI a
just had a rennian at Brodhirngto1 .-e
took a doe of tiun.' W I
brought 'him all togetaer..
- IT Is something of 14i iefarkabto
coliVidence that the deatli of 1resideit
O-Irfield occurred upon tl,1, angivegar
-of the battle of Chickamauga,- whoe lhe.
was most distinguished for gallantry.
* KAntooca's San'
tion~ have votes
to go on a lecturing tour,- althonge -he
has signed a contract' a'f. $ddbo ang'.
He-~ will grobably -regin bis stgte%
QUEEN VICTORIA is '*Vrtb Mbouti 0
000,'000.I We. haye .baal @x
ttor time by the w4g'a%?~ied.
. called tippn by suflrihtWJquity"It
we ~din'trthink it-wpif gatg
PRESIDENT ARTHU, for the present,
will not ocoun 't~ei kte Hoftse H~e
will reside with $ ~itb~ Jedds f Ne
vadaL, in one of the granite hildings
(rected by B~on Butler, near the (Capi
lt01.
TPnE statement tlfat po~ygamy is* lB
' coruig obnoxious to Mormons'apa 'fM
are entertaining thoughts of zexteranniat
ing it, jasrathier hard tacrq~it '.$$
we understa~nd it, is the foigndai upon
which their faith is buia a
Tii' New Haven Register puts it jn
this shape : "Josie Mansfield is jflittin
about the gambling halls of Pa.ris,
Stokes is in the oil business, and. Jim
Fisk has~ bne of the finest miohtnitb
in the State of Vermont,.',
PERSONALLJY, President shup 4$s
maniy warm friends. UyJ ton the present
tie .he has. been th~e hesjl of ths law
firm Arthur, Philips, Knevals & Rap,
som. He is -a widower; %is wits lhaingu~
- died soiie two yeaitag~o.
Masw. GARTIEIJ) has psapj .ho, mnay
days of suffer ig and anxiety at the
White House, that she is .heartily pick of
its surroundings, and now'ea tfIE
bepe that she will never be ,reqi$ i5 to
enter itgagain on any opcaggn.~ .
GENURAL BUhnN~fDE's W~horte O?~3r,
'that bore him thronght the war, wn.
killed the other day 'divProvidheee I
had become helpless, and the Gleneral
had attlnged tor its death whenever it
ooiild be killed withotit lhis liiewledge
Oun National calamity has 'been,. of a
eharacter so overwhehnixg that we had
almost lout sight of the suffering pre
-, valhng in Kiehigan. However, we are
gratiM able fI at the
lid everywhcn have responded very lib
erially to the call for aid.
Two diuninutive brothers, named
Spnarling, have just entered Hillsdale
Cqilego, Midtigail 0hriopher,r the
older, is eigf*en year old, is A9i inh es
hi height and weighs 874 pounds. The
other, Edwin, is fiftoen years old, weighs
49- pounds and is 42'5 thliee Wl.
# STNCE we have aseertained that Marvin,
who is in jatgat .ichroned1n4', r4rri
eighteen difterent wioen,. w& hab4 coit
cluded that men become bachelors from
their own choice. We don't mean to
"Iay that girls will marry anybody at all
'that's not tho idea. We can't explain
it, however.
Tim ball in the Presiden't. body,whicb
was found just back of the heart, Was
fully a foot and a half from the point
rwhere the eminent surgeons hadocatel
it, which-goes to show that the surgeons
were about as much at sea about the
matter as persons of much less profes
sional knowledge W6Xda have been.
MR. WU. HYDE, editor of the St.
Louis Repub lican.- has beeu conneoted
with that paper twenty-five years, hc
having been its original sole edit6r -and
-teporter. He was one of the first jour
nalists in the West: He will celebrate
the twenty-fifth anniversary hy taking
needed rest and a trip around the world.
The Lo'ndor Tiers, pelrhaps the best
known paper n the world, and cortainly
the .greatest of all European journals,
published eleven columns on the death
of the late President, surronuded with
a border of mourning. This is a mark
Fof respect in our mother country we
,ould hardly have expected. In our s6r
row we have the full sympathiy of all
Europe.
RoICoMo, Indiana, has been disgraeed.
'Dr. Henry 0. Cole, the Mayor of that
handsome little city, was shot to death
-whilo stealing flour from a mill. He had
carried the fourth sack away when ho
was called upon by the Shiriff and others,
who told him to halt, but he refused and
started to run. A volly of shot was sent
after him and he fell, dead. The whole
circumstances Is a peculiar one.
MAs. LTRTIE M. CHIUSTIANCY wrote her
'husband a letter the other day, but it
wasi 't a love letter, by any means. She
told him that rivers of blood would not
wash 4;3 Stain from her which was
'stamped into her soul when she gave
her innocent girl-life into his keeping,
and added :"'The greatest suffering I
have to endurec is the knowvledge of the
degradation that you have been my
hiun'ind."
T I'uum seem to be egntradictory. ks
~ports concerning the condition of Sena
tdr B~en. Hill. It is known that he was
troubled .with a cancerous growth on the
tongue, b'ut the severity of. the affliction
has nn~t been generally known. On the
6th of September a second surgical
'ojherationr .hasi perfortned, aun4 it is now
feared he will lose the power of speech.
He is being ireated at $eferson College
T HEIRE has beeli so much said about
the Boston~ da that peoplo hereabouts
are getting ~ Ixio todos one of
them. Th ~ s aid to be "thetic
of the utterry awtully too" -brand,
jand .while we 8otfilly reklize the
.peanin~ of the expression, we hold that
~it iniiiA bo aonething awful. We know
we should never be able to converse
with therm, as they have for the most
ps~rh~Tditrded English for the dead lan
gut4e, excepting some of the big words
in--Webster that nobody knows anything
about. - A Boston correspondent says;
"'They are self-poised, ready for any
emergency, and carry mental quivers
full ersonian tracts. They are
"lar aiucal and 1~iic a4 philogA~
phy a hiedI aocornplishmehts." iR6
the :W'~Iy we med 2nite
their b ~.lue or red- leggings ?*
Well,' we I.
:P Trk bit of biography isof renewed
inter~gt a At dollege.Ohesier A.. kthur
haad .determined to become a lawyer. Ac
cordinagly, upon graduation, he went to
a~ law school at Ballaton Springs, and
theto remained diligently studying for
several moliths. He then returned to
Lansingburg, where his father then re
sided, and there studied law. In 1851
he obtained a situation as principal of an
academy at North Pownal, Bennington
County, Vermont. He prepared boys
for -oollege, all the while studying law.
T wo years after he left North Pownal, or
in I 853, a student from Williams C01
lege, named James A. Garfield, came to
the place, and in the same aeademy
bmilding taught penmanship throughout
one winter. It was a singular circum
Ktance that, after nearly a quarter of a
century, both these men should meet at
A olical convention, and unexpectedly to'
erafes be Picked out as the ftnd.
dates of'the Republican party for Prest
deni ad Vice President. h
6
THRE Moqui Indians, In Arizona, 0
Amopg other pleAsures, heartily enjoy a
"sn ka dance." Lieutenant General
She 'an, of Chicago, the other day re. *
ceived .a letter from First Lieutenant
Joa G. Bourke,'Third Oavalry, A. D. 0., M
in which one of these dances is de- I
scr=~h g'r~oat length, the writer having ri
attended a dance the day before writing. ix
The Mosqui had- a prooession, divided el
into two pats-one, of the choriiters C
and 'gotird rattlers ; the other, of forty- i
eight. men and ohildren, twenty-for of 1
t
whoin carried snakes and the other f
twenty-four acted as attendants, fanning k
the snakes with eagle feathers. The a
horrible reptiles were carried both P
in the hands and in the -mouth. The 0
writer says it was a loathsome sight to
see a long file of naked men carrying tl
these sinuous monsters between their at
teeth and traraping around a long circle W
to.tlbe accompaniment of a funeral dirge
ad 'nonotonous chanting. Afte a snake
had boon thus carried once around the f
circle it was deposited in a sacred lodge si
,f.. cottonwood saplings, - covered with o
buffalo robes, and its place taken by an- P
)ther. Thtis it was not hard to <ircu- M
ate the number used, which was not far U
)no way or another from a hundred, e
ather ovr than under, and one-half the ti
iumber being rattlesnakes. When In- et
lians got to carrying live rattlesnakes fc
bout in their mouths, we do not hesitate
n pronounco them equal to almost any l
imergency. They are fully capable of A
aring for themselves. tl
h
How Rome Was Saved by a Goose. f
The story is related of the fourth siege
>f Rome, in the year 887 before Christ w
1. number of Gauls, under the command
A Brennus, entered Upper Italy, and
laid siee to several places. Rome in
erfer and by this act simply irritated
the invaders, who marched against the
" Empress of the World." A battle was
rought and the Romans were defeated.
Rome was now practically at the mercy
Df the Gauls. The Senate had not enougn
men left 'after the battle to defend the
"Eternal City," and so they threw all t)
the men capable of bearing arms into I
Lhe Capitol, and sent away all useless 0
moptlhs; the old men and women andaJ h
shikren took refuge in the neardst cities.
Ihere remained in :Rome only a few
poutiffs iwdrancient Ejenators, who, not
being willing to survive either their
3ountry or its glory, generously devoted
ffiemseives to death, to appease, accord- h
ing to their belief, the anger of the in- g.
Fernal gods. These were found by 51
Breinnus, and for a time their splendid i
hiabite, their white beards, their air of ti
granideur and firmness astonished the~ 0
tmuls and inspired a religious fear in ai
the army. Finally, however, the Gauls g:
massacred the Senators, and all who r(
had not escaped were slaughtered, and l
then they attacked the Capitol. While o~
the Gauls plundered the city, the coun. n
try round was recover~ng from its defeat. I
Camillus was chosen lender of'the lo- e
mans, 'and while the Gauls were revel- I
ing they attacked the invaders and fi
killed'mxany of them. Oamlluis was
proclaimed the savior of his country, '
but lie i-efused to do anything as their a
loader without the order of the Senate f'
and the people shut up in the Capitol. ti
It was almost imp~ossile to gain access
to them. A young Roman, however, a
Jhad the hiardihood to undertake tisH t
perllous enterprise, and was sucsfl a
Camillus was deohared Dictator, and a
collected a large army. 'The Gauls had c
discovered the traces loft by the young
Roman, and Brennus attempte during
the night to surprise the Capitol by the ti
same path. After many efforts, a few a
succeeded in gaining the summit of the ~
rock, and were on the point of sealing
the walls ; the sentinel was asleep aind
nothing seemed to oppose them. Srome '
geese, consecrated to Juno, were awak- a
ened by the noise mode by the enemy,
and began to cr as they do when g
they are disturbed Maulius, a person n
of consular rank, ran to the spot, en
countered the Gauls and hurled several
from the rock. The Romans were roused ~
and the enemy were driven back ; and
ultimately were defeated in op en battle r
by 0amillus, whoh has been called Rome's ,
second founder.--hicago Inter Ooean, i
Theory of Luminous Paint.
Light is supposed to be the vibration t
fan extremely elastic fluid called ether, <
which is supposed to fill the whole of '
space, and which set in motion by the ~
vibration of the luminous source itself, <
produces upon our eyes the sensation of (
light. Now, it is thought that the waves e
of light communicate their motionm to i
the particles of paint, which start into i
energetic vibration, continning long af- t
ter the exciting cause is withdrawn. E
When we ring a bell the blow of the
hammer communicates its motion to the 3
particles of the bell, which start into i
action, imparting their motion to the I
particles of air, which transfer the vibra- I
tions to the drum of the ear and produce 4
the sensation of mound, which grows
fainter and fainteor, until at last it dies I
away, when the particles of the bell are 1
once more at rest ; so it is with the lumn- <
inous paint and all other phosphorescent a
bodie, the p articles of which, when dis- I
turbed by the waves of ether, yield light I
for a timeo, which decreases in brilliancy
as the particles grow less andl lessR; they,:
too, like the particles of a bell, retini're I
periodical renewals of the force that af-|
or e ther moion
Antiquity of the Eartt.
Theblgians of every sect and creed
ad persistent.Y tatight that only oiome
,000 years had elapsed since the earth
ang into being The suggestion of
a gteiater antiquity was received with
storm of theological opposition, which
nderwent little abatement during half
6entury, and of which even yet the
rouId-s*ell may occasiohally be felt in
mie of the dak recesses of ignorant
tinds. The majority of those who
used the storm were the social or pro.
sional ancestors of these who now
like iuanner, oppose the doctrine ol
rolution; but the change which has
)md over the latter races of combatants
itself some proof evolution affects the
lnds of men, whatever it may do to
eir bodies. Fifty years ago the full
>roe of an anathematizing odium theo
giom burst upon the heads of the
sailed geologists, with a violence hap
ily -nknown among the opponents of
rolution. Then, as now, the represen
Ltives of geological science explained
.the world the grea. facts upon which
eir conclusions were based. Then
i now, myriads of men were in doubt
hether to resign themselves to the
dership of geologists or of the theo
gians. But those who ranged them
ilves under the banner of Cuvier, Lyell
ldSedgwick ultimately found them
slves on the victorious side. One by
ie the thieologians laid down their vitu
Brative weapons. The late Dr. Clial
ers early accepted the geological creed.
ir. Pye Smith received the fellowship
!the Royal Society for his well-meant
ideavor to reconcile the Mosaic narra
ve with the writings of the geologists,
wrning some hard names from the do
nders of the orthodox camp for his sup
Dsed abandonment of their holy cause.
[eanwhile, the geological bt.teries made
6d breaches in the defenses of that camp.
late Dean of York valiantly confronted
ke assailing hosts when assembled in
is cathedral city. Singly he faced his
>se like a new oratius, but speedily
ill beneath the sharp arrows of Sedg
ick's biting eloquence. The last Hy
atian geologist who strove to restore t
ying faith was Young, the clerical au
ior of the " Geological Survey of the
'orkshire Coast." Hle, like the Dean
fted up his warning voice in a geologi-.
al section of the British Association
yr the Advancement of Science, but in
ain. Even a Julian could not have re
bored the ancient belief, and Young was
ot a Julian. Truth proved too much
>r error; and, thoTigh occasionally a
ieologian may still be found so ignorant
r *hat is going on around him as to
phold the exploded doctrine, the race
as almost become extinct.-Cbntempe
Trm Reviee.
Keep Them Bright.
Keep your face, your heart and your
>me bright. Don't let the cobwebs
tther in the corners of the pretty little
ting-room; or the dust accumulate on
e furniture till you nn write yonr aiine
creon. No matter what is on hands,
how much you have to do, take time
least once a day to tidy the rooms, and
~ther fresh flowers. You will never
gret it, even though at the close of your
re you may not possess quite so much
the world's goods as some of your
sighbors. It is the best plan by far,
enjoy life as it comes, and this you
mn never do, in a sloven or disordered
ame. Would you keep your husband
om evil-associations, and your children
om wayward paths ? Remeomber there
nothing in this world so attractive to
man as a pleasant home, and a smiling
Lce therein ; and as for the little feet,
iey will not be apt, to wander far so
mg as your face beams with the love
ad solicitude that your heart bears
iem. A wife, or a mother is a queen,
tways. Not of vast domains, to be sure,
3d not of society, but of the most sa
red spot on earth to every human heart,
f home. You never thought of it per
aps, but it is true, and it is in deed
-ne albo, that there is no more pitiable
ght than one of these " queens" who do
ot, either from want of judgment, or
eck of will, govern her subjects aright.
~id you ever see a truly happy family,
ithout a loving, witch ful and affection
te wife and mother, at its head ? The
ther may be souy, hard, or cross
rained, but if the mother is all right,
iere is sure to be happiness in that
mily.-Farmina World.
Yhy American Goods Are Preferred.
The growing reputation of American
ianufactures in the markets of the
rorld has alarmed competitors ab~road.
Vhatever Americans undertake, whether
be machine tools, cutlery, silks, flour,
otton cloth, or any other merchandise,
hey make, their brands the leading
nes, selling for the most money, and
iniversally sought after. The reasons
or this are plain. It is not on account
f the better and more direct processes
mployed; it is not by discarding work
hop traditions and old time methods ;
b is not by such adventatious aids that
ye have achieved so great an eminence
hat our trade marks are counterfeited
nd foreign goods are represented as of
Imerican make. It is because our
aanufactures have found that mercan
ile honesty is the only policy, and that
rhen they attempt to adulterate or lower
he standard the criticism of competitors
ixposes them at once.
American machine tools of first class
nakers are not cut in weight or in work
anahip. It is a race to see who shall
Liscover a weak part that can be made
tronger, or a detail exposed to wear
hat can be made more durable. The
amne is true of cotton goods and silos.
rhe senseless weighting of both with
Ldulterants of one kind or another is
iot practriced here, for experience
eaches our people tyit the best is the
thapnet. --Mechantcal Engineer.
The Postin g Repo'ter.
Once a Chicago editor sent a wild and
tntutored son of the West, who wore
his hair short and chewed plug tobacco,
to an Eastern city to report a big, horeso
raco. Before the reporter . went away
the editor told hip'to lopk sharp .when
he got to the horse race, bebause there
would be a lot of awfully smattreporters
there from Now York and Boston, and
it would V) great spart for them to
" scoop " friendleas and inexperienced
young men from the West." So the re
porter said he would try to kecp up with
the procession, and went away. When
he got to the horse race he miet a great
many other reporters, one of whom was
from Boston. This reporter was very
cultured, but he didn't know a seAdping
boot from an overhend-check, and that
is really the kiid of culture that a mian
needs when he is writing about a horse
race. The Bl3oeton reporter was very
kind to the Chicago reporter and told
him what a great city Boston was, and
how smart a young -man had ' to be
before he could become a rdporter there,
and the Chicago reporter took anothei
chew of plug tobaceo and winked to
himself. The BostonA reportyrsked the
Chicago reporter if he had roaid Emner
son's works, find tho Chicago reporter
said he hadn't-he had see h Pinafore."
Then the Boston reporter said:
" Really, you aetonish me,"' and wont
away to drink some Deep Rock water
and smoke a cigarette. Then the Clhi
ongo reporter laughed heartily, and said
in the reckless Wahaslnh avetie way
"I wonder if that dIk - thikS I am ' a
sucker that he can play on the en 1* of a
string, 1 should twitter that lie will get
left if he does." So he hunted up three
other reporters and said to them:
" Let's paralyze the gawk from ChicagG.'
The other reporters wore wiliug, iid so
they all wrote very long accounts of the
races, going right from the track to the
telegraph office, but the Boston reportei
he went to his hotel and had supper,
and then lie went to his room, telling
the clerk to send up a messenger boy
about midnighut. When the boy came
the Boston reporter gave him a long
dispatch, but when it reached the tele
graph office theiro wis so much other
matter ahead of it that the wires wore
blockaded until four o'olock in the morn
ing, and by that time it wvas too late to
get a dispatch to B1oston in time f)r the
paper.-Chicago Tribune.
Belshazzar and Ills Brother Bill.
Belshazzar Smith had a very bad and
very dangerous habit of walking in his
sleep. His family feared that during
one of his somnambulistic saunterings
he would charge out of the window and
kill himself, so they persuaded him to
sleep with his little brother William,
and to tie one end of * rop0 around his
body, and the other around little Wil
liam.
The very first night after this arrange
ment was made, Belshazzar dreamed
that a burglar was pursuing him with a
dagger. So he crept over to-William's
side of the bed, stepped over William's
slumbering .form, jumped out on the
floor, and slid under the bed. He
stayed there a while, and then his night
mare having changed, he emerged upon
the other side of the bed, and got under
the cover in his old place.
The rope, it will be observed, was be
neath the bed; and it was pulled taut,
too. Early in the morning, Blelshazzar,
about half awake, scrougcd over against
William. To his surpriseo, the move
ment jerked William clear out of bed.
Belshazzar leaped out to ascertain the
cause of the phen~fomelnon, and at the
same time his brothier disappeared under
the bed. Belshazzar, hardly awake, was
scared, and he dived beneath the bed
steadl; as he did so, he heard William
skirmishing across the blankets above
his head. Once more he rushed out,
just in time to see William glide over the
other side. Belshazzar just then be
came sufficiently conscious to feel the
rope pulling on him. He comprehended
the situation at once, and disengaged
himself.
Perhaps little William was not mad.
He was in the hosprital, undergoing re
p airs, for about three weeks, and when
he came out he had a strange desiro to
sleepl alone.
B~elshlazza~r anchors himself to an anvyl
now.-Argqonaut.
The Dilsclpline of Drudgery.
A "liberal edn'cation" is a capital
thing, and the thousands of young meni
who are now honored with the title of
A. B. are to he conlgratulateQd upon the
god fortune tha~t has peormitted them to
acquire the mental disciplinie resulting
from a four years' course of academic
studly. But these young men must not
make the mistake of supposing that this
disciplhine is an all-suffieient preparation
for the higher callings of life. That is,
the young men who purpose to enter
any of the branchespof professional life,
for instance, must not Imagine that the
fact of their having a college educat ion
will permit them to leap to the top rung
of the hlder at once. The discipline
they have is valuable, but chiefly so as
the basis for the acquirement of practical
knowledge, without which success is im
p~ossib~le. By p~ractical knowledgo we
mean acquaintance with the minutim or
lit tle details that go to make up all oe
enipations. Such knowledge a college
eduntion cannot give and is not intendled
to give. It is only to be acquired1 by
patient application. The discipline of
the coillege curriculum must he supple
mentedl by another kind of discipline,
nmely, the discipline of drudgery. No
one(, how0ee largely endowed with
mental powar, can be exemipted from the
necessity of acquiring this discipline.
It. is fpr more essential to success than
Ihe dliscilhine furnished by a college
coursa. --New Havsn Aalladium
The Native Miehigander.
The native Michigander is a good fel
low at heart, but he has his ecoentrioi
ties.
" Yes, I struck this State over Afty
,)ears-ago," he said to me the other even
ing, as he hunted in his hind pocket
for his plug tobacco. "rve heard the
wolves howl, the b'ars roar, and the pean
there scream."
" You have, e1 ?"
"You bet I have? Yes, sir, and rve
lived all winter on acorns, slept in sum
mer in a tree top, and walked forty-two
giles through the woods to prayer-meet
" Then you must be pious ?"
"Pious ? Durn my old hide to bally
back and gosh all fish-hooks to thunder,
but I ray ther reckon I am. Pious ? Why,
how in thunder and blazes and tea-ket
tles could I have borne up if I hadn't
been pious ! Say, did you ever live in
the woods forty miles from the nearest
human hyena, black or white ?"
"Never."
" Did you ever have to go barefoot in
snow four feet deep ?"
" No."
" ver shake with the ager right along
for 281 days, Sundays included?"
"4 No."
" Dod rot your pampered counten
ance, of course you never did I What
did you ever do towards making Miohi
gan the great and glorious State shenow
is ?"
" Well, I've run a lawn-mower."
"Run a thundorto blazes I How many
acres of forest do you 'spose I've out
down ?-'
"Two."
"Two I Why, you onery hyen my
old woman has slashed down overfot
herself, and she's left-handed, at that I
I calkerlate, sir-I solemnly calkerlate
that I've cleared off at least 300 hundred
aeres of the toughest kind of forest.
How much tea do you suppose I had in
my house the first ten years of our pio
neer life ?"
"T wenty-five chests."
"Twenty-five hi-ls I" lie roared as he
hunted for more plug, " we had just two
drawings and no more I"
" Couldn't you get trusted at the oor
ner grocery ?"
"Get trusted I Corner grocery I Why,
you infernal young lunatic, wasn't I lo
cated forty miles from the nighest gro
cery I That's what I've been telling you
all along. None of you spiled children
of luxury kin have any idea of how we
had to get along in them old days."
"I presume not."
"One winter when the old woman was
sick I had nothing to food her but salt
ooon and corn-dodgers."
Oyster soup would have been nice."
Oyster thunder I Don't I keep tell.
ing you that I was fifty miles li the
wood ?"
"Yes, but why didn't you get out?"
"Git out? What fur?4
"Why, you might got out and lived
on your mother-i-lawv and had a trot
ting horse, a plug hat, a diamond pin
and high living. You were very fdolish
to stay in the woods, wvhere they had no
ward caucuses, or mlilitalry parades, or
circus processions, or ginger beer, or ba
nana puddingis."
We generall y end here. The oldn
tive chokes an dgasps and jumps up and
down and kicks his hat into the street
and goes away saying :
" Them durned pampered idiots of
hukury wouldn't keer two cents if the
hull State was growed up to jack-pines
so thick that a rabbit couldn't squeeze
through 1"
Btnext night he comes again to
weteme for the championship.-M.
Quad. __
Making Kid Gloves.
The Troy (N. Y.) T'imes~ give;, a die
Peription of -glove nmnufacture in a
towni near Troy as follows:
In .this factory nearly all the stock
uisedi is imp~ortedl from France. The
kison arrivin~g at tiue factory are first
p~ut through a process of "'shaving,"
whielb is one with a b~road1 chisel, and
all the imperfec*t parts of thme leather are
cuit off. TheIm skins are then taken to the
tablo cuitting (-roomi, whe re thirty cutters
are~ emnployed in cutting the skins into
(,olng pieces, after which they are sent
to thme "s-litting " room, where . the fin
gers are cut and the gloves are ready for
the sewing-machines. Thence we fol
low them to the making room, where
ninety steam sewing-machines, run by
wVomIen, are kept b usy stitching e
Bsams, and twenty othor women are en
galged( working button-holes and putting
onI buttonsR. The gloves are now ready
for the "laying off " room, where a
numberI~r of long..hollow forms, like ont
stretclhed handls, are stood upright from
a table. If one were in need of a good
warm shake of the hand, he could be
accommodaited here, for each of these
hollow forms is filled with Bteam), and
gives the gloves that peculiar shape they
have before being worn. Another room
in thme " sorting-room"' where the vari
01u5 colors and siaes are fitted for the
market. In thte stretching process is a
poculiar sewing-machine which does the
b~eautifulh over stitching of the seams. In
this faotory over 200 hands are employed
and about seventy-five dozen pairs of
gloves made dlaily. The glove cutters
average from $75 to $90 per month in
wages, and the makers (women) fromi
$30 to $40 per month. A beautiful
glove is now being made called the
mosquetaire, from imported Inocha
skins, but dressed in the village, which is
b~etter than any imported glove, and the
daiy seems to be coming when American
gloves will be known as superior to all
other makes. The skins used will out on
average about two pairs of gloves.
Nmnw YORKc claims 75,000 self-supjlort
I ina g w'ien.