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D. F. BRADLEY & 00. PICKENS, S. C., THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 1881
NLW5 ULEANINU.
North Carolina ores will be a feature
in the Atlanta Exposition.
Local option was generally defeated
in Texas at the recent elections.
The Louisiana sugar industry will
pan out handsomely this season for the
pelican State.
And now they are talking of making
an excellent substitute for butter out of
cotton-seed oil.
The crops of Marshall county, Ala.,
are reported in good condition, the
drouth to the contrary' notwithstand.
ing..
Silk culture in Alabama is being agi-.
tated by many of the papers. They
seem to think that it would handsomely.
Louisiana is a well timbered State.
.I The New Orleans papers claim that there
are millions to be made in the wooded
lands ofrthe State.
The health of Jeff. Davis rince he ar
rived in Europe has been wretched. He
will probably return to America sooner
than expec ted.
The two ice-manufacturing establish.
merrts at New Orleans are making big
# money this season. They charge $20 a
ton, and can't supply the demand.
The tenant farmers in many places of
the South are asking a reduction of rent.
Owing to the drouth they have raised
little or nothing on their places.
The Virginia Historical Society is be
ing built up. It is an ancient and
honorable institution, and its friensls
everywhere will be glad to know that
its prestige will be sustained.
Pensacola old bonds are now in re
quest since the compromise of the city's
debts. Twenty-five per cent. has been
offered for $20,000 of the old bonds, and
declined.
Colonel R. F. Maddox, the big cotton
man of Atlanta, estimates that the cot
ton crop will be short about 1,000,000
bales. But, with all this, there will be
an abundance of cotton in the land.
Marietta (Ga.) Journal: Some of
our most sensible farmers, notably the
larger and more thrifty ones, have dis
covered their mistake, and will hereafter
sow down their rands in wheat, oats,
cloiver aid grasses, and increase their
herds of cattle, sheep, hogs and horses.
Arkansas Democrat; Cotton-seed oil
is being generally used here for cooking
* purposes, and is liked about as well, if
not better, -than the atufr brought here
i n buckets and sold as leaf lard; besides,
t is ?0 much cheaper.
Georgia is not to have a prohibition
campaign, after all. The bill to submit
the question to the people was defeated
S in the Senate by a- vote of twenty to
nineteen, and reconsideration failed.
b The House will probably let the bill
die on the calendar, and thus avoid
committing members.
Charleston had a trade last year of
$71,211,100. It receipts of cotton were
528,287 bales ; of rice, 58,871 tierces;
of spirits of terpentine, 51,386 cakes;
rosin, 281,417 barrels ; of crude phos
phate, 108,183 tons ; lumber, 18,610,
757 fet of commercial fertilizers, 100, -
tons--the whole of the value of $86,216,
000.
The New Orleans Democrat states
that not a drop of the water of the Red
.river now runs into the Mississippi, but
all goes to swell the Atchafalaya,
"which, re enforced by a large percent
,4i. age Zof Mississippi water, is daily in -
creasing in size, and constitutes a direct
menace to the future of New Orleans.''
The Legislature of Georgia has killed
the bill to appropriate $1,000,000 to
build a new capitol by a large majority.
The present capitol building was origi
nally intended for an opera house, and
is not only unsuitable for a State house,
abut' is unsafe. The dead'bill providedl
for the expenditure of $200,000 per an
num until the whole amount was paid,
at the end of the five years time set
apart to construct the new edifice.
.Senator Butler, of South Carolina,
has a correct appreciation of the news
a paper, and adds his testimony to its value
as an educator. "Journalism," he says,
"has become as much a seperate andl
distinct profession as medicine, or law,
or engineering, or agriculture, or archi
tecture, or mining, and every family
should have a newspaper -if they expect
or care to keep pace with the current of
events in this fast-moving age. Books
are not always accessible, but papers
Aare, and at a price that places them
within the reach of the poor as well as
the rich,"*
An Indian river correspondent writN
this to the Florida Agriculturist; "0
anges, lemons, guavos, mangoes, pines
ples, fish and oysters are all doin
nicely, an-I promising heavy Aield
There has been such a run for labore
to clear lands and set out pineapple
that the price runs from $20 to '$26 an
board per month. Some hands ai
realizing $3 to $4 per day in doing od
jobs of work. We want men and mone
to make this the garden spot of ti
State."
Richmond Dispatch: Miefoitun
never comes single. The drouth is nc
only ruining the crops, but the choler
is killing the hogs in snne of the Souti
ern counties. In portions of Nottowa
and Brunswick counties it is stated
large number of hogs have recently die
of this disease, and others are dying
One farmer in Nottoway county write
that within the past ten days lie h
lost thirty hogs, and that he has not bee
able to check the spread of the diseas<
Savannah News: Mention has severa
times been made of the reported dis
covery of dead bodies floating in th
river near the shore, below and in th
vicinity of Fort Jackson. The matte
having been brought to the attention o
the mayor, he yesterday addressed a let
ter to the buard of county commission
ers, referring to these reports and stat
ing that as the points where these bodie
are said to be exposed are beyond th
jurisdictional limits of the city, it wa
important that the county commission
ers, in the interest of the public health
should take official action, and askinj
that their prompt attention be given t<
the subject. It can not be denied tha
it is very important these. bodies be se
cured and interred as soon as possible
TOPICS OF TIE DAY.
VEIon predicted rain in September.
It came.
WEDDING cards are out of dato in En
gland. -W
HIGH prices seei to be rulinE
stronger. .
PARNELL'S influnce is said to be or
the wane.
A NEw City Hall in San Francisco if
to cost $5,000,000.
THE Ohio State election occurs on th<
11th of October.
CINCINNATI 15s triving for the estah
lishment of a Union Depot.
Wu- no not like to see people suiffer
but,-Giteau has neurailgia.
FnANCE is not bothering much abou
Egypt. Tunis keeps her pretty busy.
GOVERNOR WILTZ, of Louisiana, ii
said to be dying of consumption.
DELAwARE turns out 800,000 basketl
of peaches this year, against 4,000,00(
last year. _______
KING KALAxA is en route for Amer
ica. Undoubtedly he enjoyed himsel
while here before.
Gov. ROBERTS, of Texas, is aged siXt;
years, wears a very plain sut an<
smokes- a clay pipe.
- A DISPATOH from New Mexico say
that the Indians are not all dead yet
This is bad for the white man.
Onow Doe has been indicted at Dead
wood for the murder of Spotted Tail
but will not be tried until January.
Tirxntow WEEDo gave $500 to th
Michigan Bufferers. Fanny Davenpor
gave $100. That wvas kind of Fanny
MRs. MARY OLsMuEn, the well know)
Washington correspondent, is compelled
by order of her physician, to rest fron
all literary labor.
THE destitute in the burnt district 0
Michigan should be remembered b;
those who have a surplus and kre abI
to give. Here's a chance to do good
THE Egyptian troubles are over. Tht
Khedive has reconstructed his Cabinf
and the dissatisfied army officers hav
relinquished all ideas of rebellion an
accepted the situation.
TRE Kanisas Oity Times mentions tht
birth of a " baby mule " on the publi
square in that city and adds that it a
tracted a large crowd of spectators.
society event, we suppose.
IT Is a fact that Rev. Henry Wart
Beecher recently jumped seven feet-a4
tive man, you know-but now every pr
per in the land is wanting to know froi
what window he jumped. It's a dirt
fling.
s A ?ORM 1 Oeltmbms has be*%
r discovered ia the Spanish Colonial Of
p foe at Nadr4 It was painted when ho
g was forty yeas of ago, showing a face
- devoid of wrinides, a brilliant eye and
rS dark luxuriant hair.
d PET dogs occupy reserved seats at
e places of amusement in New York by
Sthe -side of their owners. They applaud
by barking, and then the critics' go into
Y ecstacies about the enthusiasm shown
e by the " intelligent audience."
e Tau Califo-nia Tichborne claimant
t loath to learn from others' exoerinnen. i
an his way to Englaud to claim the Tich
borne estate. He will possibly land in
;he same receptacle occupied by Orton,
Y the English Tichborue claimant, for the
a past several years.
TrE various lines of steamers carried
s to London and Liverpool during the
a months of April, May, June and July,
a 12,065 cabin' passengers. These, for
most part, were pleasure-seekers, and
I the number is greater than for the same
period any previous year.
THE result of the recent Fronoh elec
3 tion will constitute the 'new Chamber of
r Deputies as follows: 459 Republicans,
f 47 Bonapartists, and' 41 Monarchists.
- The Republicans comprise the Left Cen
- ter, 39; the Left, 168; Republican
- Union, 206, and Extreme Left, 46.
3
TE French began their picnic in
q Northern Africa with 16,000 men, but
. now they want 100,000 more before they
can straighten matters out. They have
been meeting with reverses. The wild
. Arab cavalry have beaten their opponents
In the field and out off the water supply
of the city of Tunis.
GRAoE GRXENwooD (Mrs. Lippinoott)
writes from London that she is a sad
invalid, suffering severely and very fre
quently from attacks of acute bronchitis.
She says she can bear pain, prostration,
danger, everything, better than inability
to write in her old way ; that grieves
her.
MASON, who shot at Guite:1u, may
have been emotionally insane, and his
trial by court-martial will result in light
punishment as a consequence, but if
Guiteau was permitted to come in con
tact with the people generally, there is
no doubt but that thousands would
prove themselves emotionally insane.
A COLORED preacher In .bouisville,
Ky., has found in his church a daughter
from whom he had been separated at
the auction-block twenty-odd years ago.
He was much rejoiced, but was a prey
to conflicting emotions when he learned
from her that her mother is still 1H'ing,
he having been legally married to an
other woman, after becoming a freedman.
TuERE is a prospect of a duel without
a collision between Buffalo Bill (the
Hon. Mr. Cody) and Wild Harry, an In
Sdian scout, who is starring it with a
dramatic troupe. Buffalo Bill calls this
particular Wild Harry a fraud and a liar,
(to use mild language) and Wild Harry
is keeping silent, but there is an awful
glitter in his eye. They travel in differ
ent directions.
IT Is stated that there are a hundred
or more men in jail at Chicago on the
charge of murder. A third of them have
S been - incarcerated in the last nine
months. What do the authorities of
that city propose to do with these fel
lows ? In the far West they hang men
for murder, and are not very long ab~out
it. either. Five mnn were bnumi in
a bunch at Fort Smith, Ark., the other
;day, and the country feels the safer for
it. Chicago seems to be trying to get a
good crop on hand before they begin to
-harvest.
THERE is trouble about Pharoah of
>old. Among the mummies discovered
1
in the cave near Thebes, in Egypt, one
of them is said to be the identical
I Pharoah who oppressed the ohildren of
yv Israel. Doctors of Divinity have
a preached for centuries that Pharoahi and
.his host were drowned in the Red Sea.
A t the word of commandl Moses stretohodl
a forth his hand over the sea, the waters
't returned and overwhelmed all the
e Egyptians, so that " there remained not
80n much ase one of them." Those are
the Scripture words. Christians and
others will wait with some anxiety for
6 further revelations concerning the iden
0 tity of the mummies discovered.
hF THTERE is any one thing on the faco
of the globe that is despicable, it is a
thief. It is now suspected that the cof
fins of seven at least of the royal per
sonag~es lately dliscovered near Thehes
have been robbed of their royatl occui
placed ini tIbm'r Mtte In. Thei' aleged~
corpso of Tho. aos~ is said to be that of
a Ohild or dwarf. Ruch ohanges are not
uncommon in Egypt, but if they have
taken place in the present instance, the
iscriptions on the coffins, and still more
the long rolls of papyri still remain t-)
reward the investigations of scholars.
IF Trns remaining three months of the
year are fraught with as great disasters,
comparatively, as have the nine months
past, truly the year 1881 will long be
remembered as an epoch of calamities
in the history of the world. So far this
year the enumeration Is as follows: A
great earthquake in the Greek Archi
pelago; floods in various countries of
Egurope; tornadoes in the Northwest;
fearful storms in the South ; the appear
ance of two comets; an exceptionally
cold winter and an equally exceptionally
hQt summer, with its attendant drouth ;
the assassination of the Czar of Russia
and the attempted murder of the Presi
dent; the yellow day in New England,
and the terrible forest fires in Michigan.
His reputed birth place is Preble County,
where, as a boy, he was known atmong
his associates as overbearing and brutal
in his ways. The story goes that, gro#
ing older, he became unmanageable, and
possessed of a spirit of daring, he ran
away from home, boarded a ship putting
to sea, was wrecked, picked up by a
passing vessel bound for the Indies, and
fnally landed in that country. The
then King having lost his only son, who
very much resembled David (that was
the boy's name) adopted him, and in
time he fell heir to the throne. This is
the whole story in a nut shell, and may,
during the King's visit here, be more
fully investigated.
GurrEAU, who some time ago thought
of making anplication for a writ of
habeas corpus, has changed his mind
about the matter. He has been told by
District Attorney Corkhill that he can
not be protected on his way to court by
the soldiers. Why he is protected in
the jail and could not be protected by
soldiers when out of it is explained as
follows by Corkhill : " ho jail belongs
to the Government, and is built on
Government land, and the troops are
ostensibly employed in guarding Govern.
ment property. When it comes to
guarding Guiteau from the jail to the
court-house when the time for his exami
nation arrives, that will be another
thing. The inference was that the care
of Guiteau would then be left to the
civil authorities, and that they would be
powerless to prevent the people wreak
ing summary vengeance on the assassin."
This talk, coming as it does from an
army officer of high rank, shows the
utter detestation in which Guiteau is
held by those who are compelled by hard
Satie torbo his defenders.
THE Cincinnati CJOmm6eroc4 says that
one of the churches of that city. after
praying ror wne recovery o! thie Presi
dent, offered up prayers for Guiteau
also. The advisability of praying for
Guiteau, to the Christian mind, seems to
be a difficult problem. The Bible
teaches them to pray for their enemies,
andi many or tnem ao not see why they
should not pray for Guiteau, whose soul
is on the brink of perdition. On this
same point Rev. N. Summerbell, a min
ister of the Gospel, writes as follows :
" Moses and Miriam did not turn to the
port side of the sea to hold prayer meet
ing for the souls of the pursuing host,
but a jubilee over their destruction,
(Exodus, xv.) Jesus prayed for Peter,
but not for Judas. Jesus said of soe
they 'have never forgiveness,' and S3ainit
John said ' Thei'e is a sin unto death, I
do not say that he shall pray for it.' Thel
truth is that both nature and grace techLl
that there are some things which should
he destroyed; and God saw thait the
destruction of such was best for, them as$
well as for the universe. Saint Peter
said1 of this class of persions :'These.
as natuiral bruto h~easts, made to be0
taken andi destroyedl, speak evil (f the
things they undlerstand unot. and shall
utterly perish in their own co rrupt ion.'
Thus it will he seen that there seems to
be room for an argiument on both '4ides.
A Distinction with a Diflference.
A very dhilapidated-loonking tramp en
tered the counting-room (of one of Jersey
City's wvealthijest storerkee pers, and, coml
lmg up to the desk, asked:
"Ain't yjour folks from P~osey county,
Indiany ?'
" And your name is John Smith ?'
" Shake ! You have at last found
your long-lost brother Bill. I am in
need~ of mionley."
"HIere is a quarter. Take it and go."
The long-lost b~rothier turnedl over the
quarter a time or so, and then said:
" Is a quarter all you can spare your
iong-lost brother ?"
" That's all. Go now, or I'll call a po
liceman," said the merchant.
"I'll accept the quarter on account of
our reltionshiip. TIhat is a family mat
ter; but, beside being your brother, I'm
a tramp andl( ai dlnd-heat. NoW T apply
to you professionally, (Give me another
quarter."
A Tory Needfal Inventen,
The facts were these : Mr. Skid's
neighbor kept a goat and that goat had
often got at Mr. Skid and butted him
two rods, end over end, and he hated
the at profusely. But the neighbor
WO dn't keep th goat shut up and so
Skid invented a machine to slay the goat.
It was in the form of a man bending
down to pick up his hat, but In the body
was a sprimg of tremendous power. From
the hip pocket of the figure waved a red
handkerchief that was the target to
draw on the goat. When he butted it
the spring would fty and throw the goat
a big distanee. The machine was gotten
u in very elaborate style and looked just
. a man. It was perfect enough to de.
eeive an goat. And it cost Skid 874 But
he didut begrudge the money so long
as it fetched the goat. And he took the
machine and put It out in his front yard
where the goat eould see it, and then he
retired to his house and waited to see
the fun. He waited about two hours,
and then his son came in and told him
that the goat had swallowed an old hoop
skirt the night before and it had got
tangled in his bowels and slain him.
And of course Skid was terribly ma&
But the machine was not wholly wasted
for the boy took it and put it on the
outside of ie circus tent so it looked
like a man just starting to crawl under
and a policeman ran up and hit it with his
club and was surprised to see his club fly
forty feet into the air, while his arm
ached like fury, and then a stalwart cir
cus man ran up and kioked the king and
was picked up twenty feet away with
his leg broken in two places. And when
he got over his surprise he'said he'd give
that man a season ticket if he'd tell
how he did it, as he'd like to work the
same racket on the old man of the girl
he was courting. But the machine
couldn't be found, the boy having, in
the eynitement, taken it home. He is
going to sell it to a country editor, to be
pointed out as "the man who wrote the
article you object to. You can proceed
to kick him."-Boston Post.
Practical Information.
"What is rack rent dad ?" inquired a
young Comstocker who had been read,
ong the news from Ireland.
The patient parent laid down the stock
list and replied; "Do you know how
much I charge Mr. Boggarty for his
room up-stairi ?" 0
" Yessir; $12 a month."
"Well, now, suppose Mr. Boggarty
should tako it iuto his head to have, at
his own expen8c, new paper put on the
wall, the ceiling whitened, and all the
furniture mended, the room would look
a heap sight prettier, wouldn't it ?"
" Lor'!' murnmurod the intelligent
boy.
" Well, if. the minute Boggarty had
got all these improvements made I should
go up, and look around, and smile, and
jingle my money in my poeket, and re
mark, 'This is a pretty good sort of a
layout for a single man, Boggarty, and
you have altogether too sof a thing
your rent will be #20 a month hereafter,
what would you think of it?"'
The innocent child giggled and said,
" That would be cheek, wouldn't it,
dad ?"
" Bet your money on It, my boy," re
plied the father, beaming kandly upon
his Oftspring. " That would be rack
renting Mr. Bloggarty, and if he kicked
and claimed that all the improvements
had been made by him without costing
me a cent, and I should Bre him out,
that would be eviction. I will now,
continued the parent, warming up
" briefly review thle history of Ireland
for the east 700 years. When Brian
Borhu-'
But his son had fled.- Virginia Oity
Ohronicle. ______
How the Government Pays Bills.
A great part of the work in the de
partment is necessarily in the line of
keeping accounts, and present. little in
terest to people who are not exceptional
ly fond of figuring.
The general principle which governs
the whole system of auditing and set
tling accounts against the Government
is to provide every safeguard against
fraud, and this is so successfully accom
plhished that a dollar could not be got
out of the treasury illegitimately with -ut
the collusion of so many persons that it
may be set down as a practical imnpos
sibil'ty.
Suppose a man has a bill against the
Government. The head of the depart
ment or bureau to which the matter
properly belongs makes a requisition for
the amount upon the Secretary of the
Treasury, using a prepared blank which
seks him to cause a warrant for the
amount in question to be issued in favor
of the party, the same to be charged to
the particular appropriation by Congress
out of which the sum ought to come.
But before this requisition reaches
the Secretary it must pass under the eye
of the proper Auditor and Comptroller
and receive their countersign, the Audi
tor at the same time charging the
amount to the account of the disbursing
officer in whose favor it is issued. If
all goes well so far, the Secretary issues
a warrant to the Treasurer, directing
him to pay over the money, which he
does by issuing a draft for the amount in
favor of the Government's creditor but
not until after the warrant has IE en
countersigned by the proper Comnptroller
and registered by the ' giterIndeed,
the draft itself must go te Register for
comparison and registry before it is
finally passed over. There seems to be
a good deal of red tape in all this pro
cess, but it is a sort of red tape that
saves the country money in the long
run..-Goodi (ompany.
Trnnu~ is a story current, and not
without a semblance of truth about it,
that Ki Kalakaua is a native of Ohio.
GERuS OP TROUGHRV.
Omw.Iw is old nt twenty.
A TALRXT is perfected in solitude; a
character in the streams of the world.
'I IB path among the roses Esth soft
Bun-kisied and radiant under youtIhfil feet
But on a wintry way true bande more of t.,
Do meet and cling inl pressure soft and sweet.
BAD men hate sin through fear of
punishment. (ood men hate sin through
very love of virtue.
A OHIEnFUL temper, joined with in.
nocence, will make beauty attractive,
knowledge delightful and wit good
natured.
THE best way to apologize is to do
such a kindness to the offended one that
he will forget that you ever attempted to
injure him.
IF TUOU shalt be in heart a chl ,
Forgiving, tender, meek and ma I,
Though with fight Mtains of earth defied,
0! soul, it shalt be well.
-Moerfs.
Tim first ingredient in good conversa
tion is truth, the next good sense the
third good humor and the fourth wit.
SomE diys must needs be full of gloom,
Yet ntmust we ue then asn we may,
Talk lem about the years to come -
Live, love and labor more to-lay.
-Allee Cb.
TnE plaintive wvailing of the minor
mingles itself witih.every earthly melody -
and it is only by-and-by that the veil
shall be lifted, and the full chords of
harmony peal on our ear unmarred by
that undertone of pain.
Yet, though thou fade,
From thy dead leaves let fragrance rise,
And teach the qmaid
That goodnees Timwe's rude band dedes
That winter lives when beauty dies
-irk Whie.
WHEN one thoughtfully considers the.
part which love has in the destiny and
oharacter of women, the issues that
come out of it for her weal or misery,
her ruin or perfoetion, nothing is more
pathetic and death itself is not mare
solemn.
Pipping Off a Miner.
During one of his intermittent visits
to the Comstock Mr. Mackay accom
panied a party of Eastern tourists to the
lower levels of the California inine, one
of which carefully selected collection of
Massachusettq blue blood being a young
lady from Boston who was refined to the
top notch of culturo. On arriving at oe
of the lower levels the gisping re pir
ing, wilted crew paused and Mr. eakay
cled the young girl's attention to a
speaking tube which connected with the
level above.
" Is this hollow metal cylinder a son
duit of iound ?" a?sked the well-eduoated
Bostonienne.
"Yes'm," said Mackay - " try it."
The young lady applied her mouth to
its opening and piped out a bremulous
"' Hill-a-a."
"Aye, aye," shouted a hearty miner a
hun(red feet above.
" What shall I ask him?" said the girl
to Mr. Mackay.
"Ask him how ho is geting along.
" How are you gett ing long, sir ?"
whistled the maiden.
"'Aw-w--pretty we'll," rumbled the
reply.
" And nowv what shall I say," continued
the girl.
" Ask him if it's hot."
" Is it hot up) there ?"
''Hotter'n li-I," was the plain answer.
The damnsel gasped, bu t continued:
" What else shall say ?"
" Oh, ask him how his family are,"
repliod Mr. Mach av, who began to tire
of the " pipping .off " interview.
" How are all your family ?" asked the
girl.
" To h-- wid ye ; what are ye givin'
us," thundered the minor who thought
some one was " joshing " fim.
Collapse and a call fo.: ice water.
Virginia (Nev.) Chronicle.
A Thousand Dollars a Minute.
Mr. Eddy, the veteran p~atenlt solicitor
of Boston, is a regular encyclopedia of
incidlents referring to inventors. He
tolls of a man named Hurd who be
longed in Stoneham, who realized #80,
000, andl gave to the world one of the
most valuable inventions ever produced
-all the result of only about half an.
hour's thought. His invention was the
machine now everywhere used for ex
extracting miohuises from sugar. When
the idea occurredl to him he sketched it
down and gave it to Mr. Eddy, and au
thorized him to take out a patent. Re
turning home, lie forgot all about the
matter and applied himself to other
afl'airs. Subsequently a gentleman en
gaged in the sugamr business saw tho in
vention in Mr. Eddl(y's office, and at once
ap~preciated its value. Tfhe solicitor was
in~structed to pulrch~ase the patent, which
he sulposed heo could (10 for at moderate
sum. The first ofler of $1,000 was re
fused, and1( not until the figure of $30,
000 was reachedl did Mi'. Tlurd surren
der. The machine is used in all the
sugar countries of tihe world. Mr. Rob-'
ertson, who was time American Consul at.
Hague, and1 the Aspinwvalls, of News
York, made millions out of the inven
tion). -Roston HecralId.
MAnY C is a very popular little
girl, and is invited to all of the chil
dren's birthday parties, where she never
forgets to wish " Many happy returns
of the day." ftecently she overheard
her father telling her mother that Mrs.
J-, the mother of seven children, had
just had a birthday party, the said
" party " being nine pounds, very live
weight. Mary at once asked her hor
rifled( mamma : " Shall I trot over and
wish her many happy returns of the
day ?"
H ATrERS say that the size of the hu
man head in England and Scotland has
been gradually diminiishing in size with
in the last quarter of a century. Ttis
rarely that sA sevenand-three-eighths
inch hat is asked for now. Ta that the
(ase ini this cmmu.ry ial?