DEVOTED TO POLITICS, MORALITY, EDUCATION AND TO THE GENERAL INTEREST OF THE COUNTRY. By D. F. BRADLEY & 00. ..PICKENS, S. C. THURSD y AUGUST 18 1881- VOL. X. NO. 49. NEWS GLEANINGS. A Mormon has: mnarried a Methodis lady in Falkville, Ala. Sackson, Tennessee, is to have a cotton factory. The total income tax assessed in Vir ginia for 1880, was $3,322,460. Over 80,001 pouids of tomatoes have heei sliipped from Chattanooga during the sea'son. Montgomery, Alabama, has an arte sian well that discharges 25,000 gallons of pure drinking' water .every (lay. An oak tree on the Vevser farm, Page county, Va., is twenty:two feet in eir cumference. The deati rai.e in July in Chat tanooga, from a basis of 17,000 popula tion, was only a little over I8 per cent. per thousand. 'Robert Thomas, a colored man of Cocke county, Teinsswe, has boglit the Car son farm of 205 acres, near Dandridge, for $8,525. Jefferson's old clock at Monticello is being repaired. It is a remarkable time piece on a granl scale, and a splendid piece of mechanism. A Mississippian by the name of Darl ing P. Dear. has died at, West Enter prise. Wonder if the "P." stands for Pet? The Coosawbatcic swam p in Hamp ton county is drying up rapidly, and quantities of fish are being devoured by the huzzards. John Colbert, of Etowall, has lost three wives, being married thirtv-six years, hs buried t;enty-two children, has lost one arm and thirty liorses, and is but fifty years old. Tn the death of Colonel Randolph L Mott, of Columbus, Ga., the Macon Volunteers lost the last of the originrl an,1 charter members. The company was organized A pril 23, 1825. Cork frees are being successfully raised in Georgia. Tie cork on some of them is already thick enough for use. Tt is supposed these trees can be successfully raised in most of the Southern States. Apalac1hicoli, 1 )irida, has a popula tion of over 2,000 souis, IorNy or fifty Vessels erngged ill the sJ'ongev and fishing trades, and five large mills, with a ca pacity of over 250,000 feet, of lumber per day. Coal oil has been discovered nea r May flower, Arkansas, ain( two local compan ies have been formed, who are leasilg aull the land in the neigrhborhiood. Pros pectors and speculators are flocking in In great numbers. John Boswell, colored. formerly vState Senatori in,,Florida, andi~ a prominen t candlidate for Congress from that State, is nowv working'out a sentance for (is orderly conduct in tile street-gang of Gal veston. A bill dleclaring a wife a) competent witness against her ihusband, ,vhere he 'ommnitts an assault upon0 hler, has pas'ed tile Georgia Senlate. Likewise One to make it a misdemeanor to ca"rry intoxi.. cating drinks to anyv pulic gathering. The Georgia Redla ten says "the Hou,1se 1has on hland oven 900 bills, or enouigh, if each sheet were detached and pastedl together, to encircle tie city of Atlan ta, which is nineW miles in circumferenlce. No adljournment in sight, even with a first-class telescopie." The farmers ill Fouth Gco'gia suff'er so much froml watermelon thieves that they poison fine lmelons frequently to catch tihe thieves. A fewv nighits since a panty of young men of tile best failies of Decatur coun ty were ou t late at nigh t and took a melon from a neighbor's patch. All wom~ desperately sick and 0one has (lied. One of tile fibest light-houses ini the world is being rected at Cape Henry, in Chesapena y. It measures fron top to base 1fi feet ; (diameter. at the base, thirty feef; at the top, 15 feet. It has six stories, iad above there is asrv ice room, wvatcliroom and lanten-room.u It is constructa of cast-iron, and the interior is sheetiron. The lighlt room is a circular sted frame, twelve feet in diameter and lone feet high. The glass usedl for the chinnleys will be of Frnchl~I glass. A negro boyliving in Chalottsville Virginia, fell *oma tree about six weeks> ago uipon a Shifpstake, whlichI penetratedo his hiver*. A s'ortin (of thle organ I pro trudedl from t e wound. Jh.. WVillian a (4 - Rogers attad (ed tile case. He 1+di ppo off' A piece ofthe torn and protrudingt liver about tio size of a marble and Sewedl upl the rifihee. H~e expected the boy wVould d$, hut hie got liette r f roms the first and n ol51(w runining abou11t as. eusual. c TOPIG OF THlE DAY. GUITJRAU is 'ous to be admitted to bail. TuE Grange dea has just reached Brazil. PnOHIBITION \ts overwhelmingly do feated in North arolina. JIM KEENE,' great speoulator, is not in good sta ~ug in London, report says. TrinE aro 50 ten in Now York worth $3,000,000 and ( -r. We hold that they are lucky. TnE Presidei is now anxious to try his legs, but l back is a little bit too sore for that. Tr.an yield of teat in Indiana is esti nated a' 21,000, )0 hushcls against 47, 000,000 bushels ,r 1880. IT HAS been b-iled by a Pittsburg Judge that ini oity is not sufficient grounds for div -o. MAY blessing low profuisely ulponl the heads of corre-i Ant-s wIn have ceased to dilate upon t lunatic Giteitau. A -riontoMCliu -1 Jndian has been appoiiiteda cle in the Indian ollice, and "' tiiiigs is vorkin'." M1111. H. BeUT1, 0ses to ride on the cari. He think they want to gut him where they can oak his 1ieck. EX-MINLSTEuR IUsrIxANC,: has paid to Mrs. Cliristiane 11(1 coins-l so far, for alimoiny and co sel fees, over S2.,000. THE. rei and 'roinal property in the United States i. ahliod $70,000,000,000. It don't look li very Much on paper. SOME time a Senator Ben Hill had a cancer cut m his tongne, since which time h has been unable to talk. TaE anti-trei ng law in Wisconsin is a dead letter, lie people-that is, the drinkers-drin 'ogether just as they always did. CANADA is n accused of stealing, but at the sam ime the Postofliee De mont thinks tI like to use our maiJ bags up there ighty well. A ST. Loui Fenian has a plan for sending up bal ns and dropping down torpedoes on e hated Saxon, as a means of "fre ig Ireland." Tire bunllt the President's body has been loca I by the aid of Bell's electric machit but for the present the soctors will let remain where it is. THE Paris America is called Cin ciuhotter by e Louisville Cour-ier JoUuna. Wa rson refers to excessive warmth. Hie familiar with the topic. LAwTON B. VANS, of Atlanta, eigh teen years of a , is the youngest Master of Arts in the e< ntry. He received the degree from e State University at Athens. A nrou peak n 0110 of tihe *mountains opposiite Corn allis, Mon., fell with a terrific crash th other day, thousands of tons of rocks * ng hurled into the val iey beneath. THE Philade hia Ileraldi says if you will catch a fe flies and stick them in bhe butter you aln imagine yourself at a seaside resort. The Philadelphia 1Her rld is ai pseud1 ogist. THEi Ute Ii * ns will be removed to bheir new res vation about the 1st of september. 'hey consist of Uncom paghre, Uint iand White River Indians, mmhnlerinlg ii all about 2,700. TusE Russi n Jews are erossing the icerman fron 'er in considerable nutm lers, intendi g to form settlements in \lmerica. N4 obstacle is offered to their lepariture by' the Government. Tan white woman in Ohio who re sently mairried Wahi Sing, a Chinese aundryman, has eloped with a white naul. Shte got enough of the cheap abor b)usiness in a pretty big hurry. IN ONE of his verses, Oscar Wilde, the esthietic poet, alludes to "' the barren unmry of unkissed kisses." An uni :issedj kiss prob~ably is the barreniest hinag wvithin the range of human experi ErrnorE~ will not want much bread tufl's this year, and while the farnmers Iay nlot be particularly pleased wit h his news, the poor man may laugh ini Is sleeve. Our granaries will not heC verstocked from present indications. AN HICHAINGE says " it is much safer o fight a duel in Europe than it is to all a man a liar iiintucky," a we may add, the man who does not believe it had better try it, but fight the duel fIrst to be sure yon will experience both. CAPTAIN C. A. Cooic, of Brownsville, Ohio, made himself great by slapping George Morrison in the mouth for hop ing the President would die. The way the cent subscriptions aro pouring in upon him, he will be able to buy him self a farm. A FitnEnij Yewspaper tells a pretty tough story. A millionaire who lost all of a large fortune, but 100,000 francs, died of grief in tweuty-four hours. His brother and solo heir died of joy on the sudden receipt of what he considered so large a fortune. LATEST reports stat3 that Jay Gould owns 7,000 miles of railroad valued at $140,000,000. lie seeis to be getting the bulge on us. If King Kalakaua was smart now he would cultivate Gould's acquaitancq. He could buy up his do minion and not miss the money. C. A. COOK, Brownville, Licking County, Ohio, is the address of the man who was fined $10 and costs ($32) for slapping a man named Morrison who Paid he hoped Garfield wonld die. Mor rison, at the time, was flourishing a re volver in protection of his right to his viows. TiE Stenbenvillo licrald, a little folio paper containing only twelve columns to the page, is seventy-five years old. Its re markable vigor may be attributed to that risible geniiis, J. W. Lampton. whose " mixed drinks " have been known to intoxicate whole families at one sitting. THE spot where Gen. McPherson fell is described as a small enclosure. railed n with musket barrels, Cappet with spears, and covers a littlo glade in the forest, two and a half miles from Atlant a. From a grauite base in the center a thirty-two pound cannon rises in the air, its square cut face rounded by a shell held in the mouth. A WOrAN belonging to the sect called Perfectionists undertook to run herself to death at Dallas, Texas. She got the idea from the Scriptural passage about " running the race to the end," that if she ran till she died she would go direct to heaven. She could not kill herself by pedestrianisni, however, and resorted to drowning instead. Missislstrr County, Missouri, is the great watermelon region of the world. Over 4,000 acres are this year devoted to watermelons alone, and the yield is about a car-load an acre, so that 4,000 ear-loads will be shipped to St. Louis, Cincinnati. Detroit and Indiana. Con tracts have been made with many farms ait $110 a car. The general prices run from $60 to $106 a car during the season. TiH homocopathic physicians of Wash ington City are endeavoring to estalish a homoopathio hospital there. There are now 7,000 hiomoeopathic physicianis in the United States, and the school maintains eleven colleges, thirty-eight hospitals, twenty dispensaries, sixteen journals, 105 local societies, twenty-three State societies, and 0one national society. Trhere) are thirty homoeopathic physicians in Washsington. Mrss MONTAGUE, Forpaugh's ton-thous and-dolla!r beauty, got sick, antd as she had to be hlL behind, and it wvouhin't (10 to be without a ten-thousand-dollar beauty, a Miss Josie Sutherland was em ployed to succeed her. Miss Montague nowv suies Forpaughi for the $1 0,000 which, the siurrounmdiung circu mstansces wvould make it apjpeari, she never got. On with thme music, and let these th ings all come out. MrI. HIENRY VInrIAuwI pr'edicts that thme Northern P~acific Railroad will be Comn lated withini two yeairs. Hie also states that the Oregon Trans-cont inut al Comiu panfy, which conitr's theo Northiernm Pa eitic and Oregon Railway andl NaLvigaL tion Companies, will probably b~uild 800 miles of tributary railway east of the Rocky Moumntainis and will have 2,000 miles of trihbu t ay roads completed 1by thme time the tranis-conitinsenstal line i open, and that the entire system will embrace about (,000 miles of rajihvay. DUmING the past year over two hun dIred men and women have emigrated from Georgia to Utah, converts to the Mormon faih. Several Mormona (chulrches flousrish in Haralson and adjoin ing counties of the State. A bill las b~eeni introduedl in the Georgia Legis lature to suppress Mormnonism ini Gkeorgia. It provides that any person convicted of teaching such principals or endeavoring to decoy emigrants to Utah, shall be fined not exceeding $1,000 or imprisoned not more than one year, or both, at the discretion of the Court. A McAN's rood breeding is the best security against other people's ill-man ners FEELING THE EARTH MOVE, Account of ome CugIoatIteon of the Wind by a Phlosopher on the Roof. [New York Simn.1 01 "Would you like to feel the motion of W< the earth whirling on its axis just as you Ne feel the motion of a buggy by the air A] driven against your face?' 0 The man who asked this singular r question looked both saie and serious. V4 As ho spoke he touched with his finger C< a small globe, which, with the slight a impulse thus Communicated, began to 01 revolvo smoothly and swiftly within a A brass rmig and a broad wooden zone, on a which were pictured the odd-looking ti figures that represent the twelve signs it of the zodiac. The green painted occaug 0 and the variously tinted contine- -s on the little globe blended into a coufusiod ci lumblo of color with the motion. Europo 0 and America, the Atlantio and the I Pacific lost their outlines. Greenland 01 made a dark circle about the pole like li a streak on a hoy's top. ii "'You know the earth is whirling like til that-nmany times faster than that," said r< the philosopher, "and if the atmosphere r dlid not partake of tli sameio motion there would be a constant, hurricane lowing d at the rate of a thousand miles an hour. C Most )ersoc113 IlCe)t the explanation ( that the atmosphero revolves as fast as the solid ground without inqiuiring any M further, a.!l so they lose sight of on1o of tl the most startling facts in nature. Just g step up here." f Th ie reporter followed tho philosopher to the flat r* oot of the house. ti "D1on't you1 feel tha't?" asked the phil- 81 osopher, putting his hand to his cheek. "I feel a wind from the northeast," t replied the e repirter. ' i "Well, that's it, then," said the phil- t osopher. "'A s the surface of the earth 3 revolves eastward, it meets a Current of 13 air flowing frolm the nort h, which has not yet acquired a velocity of rotation p equal to that of the ground it passes r over. So objects oil the earthi ae driven C' by the (arth's mo!ion through air that a is movwing more slo),wly to the eastward than they are. . The result is that the f wind which started to Ilow from the poles toward the cqiuat.or, itistead of. movigi straigit from n orth to south ap )ears to c(oite fro(m the iorthe ast. The t reason of this will be plain the minutO you hook at a revolving g)bw. You see that close to tle poles the revolution of the surface is very ui nieb slower than at 8 th. equator, just as a point on the hub of a wheel moves more slowly than a Poit (In the tire. t "You must not, however, suppose that every wid front the northieast is the re mult 4)' this curious low. lin fact, in this I.litibule it is very dillicl(t to say when the trie wind of revolution, if I IIy so speak of it, is felt, heeause there or so niny local causes that govern the diree thon of tlie wind. Nevertheless, when ever a current of air starts from the far a north toward the equitor, this pheniiomel 11011 will be eXp)erieiced in ll thlie placr, it passes over, althouigh it is very often L. obisenired by t he (changes of diretioni 4 valleys anid lfoal temnperatures. But the curious fact remiu s that we cani feel in " the wind~ the whlin g of our globe about 1 its axes. In the tr r-pies this p~henlome- P' 110n manifests itself perfectly in the fa- a mlolls trade wvind(s. Iiu fact t he wecst and lP souithwest winids that prevail here a large C part of thie year are the retiuring tradle ir winids. .fn tis case the air, mnovinug froml the' equatoir, whiero the revolution B is fastest toward the poies wvhere it is a" slowest, has, as it adlvatnces, aL westward " motion greater thaui that of the surface si r~ver which it passes. So marked is the e4 prevalence of this wind that sailors call it 'down hill' from here to lEnglanid on1 riccount of the easy sailing with the M w~intd. So, you see, t hat, ailtho ugh thi w~inds alone wou hI never enabtle us to ! ]etect te facUt thiat the earth revolves, yet no0w 1 hat tht fact is known, we see Li them one of its most striking re, 3ults." 1. Graves at Culloden. a Many will be interest~ed to learn that " thie graves or trenches in whlich the hod i('s of the unfortunato Hlighlaniders ' were buried after the battle of Culloden V are being cared for by the present p~ro- h prie tor of the estate of Culloden. Formerly L 1.110 graves were distinguishable in the t level green sward at the roadside only a by the slightly-raised sod. But stones bearing the names of the clans have just a beeni erectedl at the head of each trench. On 0on0 stone is4 inscribed the names of c the clns "M'Gillivray, M'Lean and M'Lauchlan," and there are separatea stones for "Clan Stuart of Appin," "Clan Cameron," and " Clan Mackintosh." TVwo graves are marked "COlans mixed." At the abortive "great cairn" a slab ~ hals been placed bearing the following iniscription :" The battle of Culloden was fought on this moor, 16th April, t 1746. The graves of the gallant High-t landers who fought for Scotland and k Prine Charlie are marked by the namesI of their elans." The interesting prehis- j toreo remains at Olava have also received sonme attention from the owner of the p)rop)erty. Bome of the standing stonea which had fallen down have been set up; unfortunately, one or two have been made to face in the reverse way fromjr what they did originally. The placo other wise has been improved. In clear ing up the ground round. the largest circle, paved, or rather cause wayed, paths have been discovered head ing from the base of the cairn in a straight line to threeoof thoouter standing sto nvs. Local archteologists have also fo)undI a great number of "CIup mark. ings" on the stones in this locality. One itonic discoveredl bad cup marks upon lot h sides-said to be a very unusual thin g.--Edinbiurgh jScoteman. The Ways of Plants. In a great many cases leaves are said sleep; that is to say, at the approach night they change their position, and Vmetime fold themselves up, thus pre nting a smaller surface for radiation id being in consequence less exposed to )ld. Mr. Darwin has proved experi entally that leaves which were pro mnted from moving suffered more from >ld than those which were allowed to isume their natural position. He has served with reference to one plant, raranta arundinacea, the arrow-root, West Indian species allied to Canna, kat if the plant has had a severe shock cannot get to sleep for the next two e three nights. The sleep of flowers is also probably a ise of the same kind, though, as I havo Sewhere attempted to show, it has now, believe, special reference to the visits insects; those flowers which are ferti zed by bees, butterflies, and other day isects, sleep by night, if at all; ' liilo lose which are dependent on iuoths >use themselves toward evening, as al ,ady mentioned, and sleep by day. heso motions, indeed, have but an in irect reference to our present subject. n the other hand, in the dandelion ieontodo n), the flower-stalk is upright hile the floVer is expanded, a period hich lasts for three or four days; it ien lowers itself and lies close to the round for about twelvo days, whilo the -nits are ripening, and tlie rises again hen they are mature. In the Q/e/amcn wo stalk curls itself up into a beautif ul ire after the flower has faded. The flower of the little Linarin of our 'alls (L. cymbalaria) pushes out into io light and sunshine, but as soon as it i fertilized it turns round and endenvors ) find some hole or cranny in which it iay remain safely ensconced until the 3ed is ripe. In some water-planta the flower ex ands at the surface, but after it is faded dtreats again to the bottom. Th is is the Lso for instance, with the water-blies, me species of the Patamogcton ( I'ra0a atans). In Valiancria, again, the malo flowers are borne on mg stalks, which reach to the surface of ic water, on which the flowers float. lie male flowers on the con ary, havo short, straight stalks, from hich, when mature, the pollen etaches itself, rises to the surface, nd, floating freely on it, is wafted about, ) tiat it conies in contact with the fe 1al flowers. After fertilization, how ver, the long stalk coils ui) spirally, and bus carries the ovary down to the ottom, where the seeds can ripen with reat safety.--Sir John Lubbock, in the 'opular Science Monidy. The StyTe. Though1ll11 it would seem that the People r III! Coluitries arv o(ua - %lly velieiiit, inl le psrsut. of this p0hanlitoll, style, yet inl boost) All of theml therlo isl a;trng iversity inl opin1ion ais to what, conli ites its essnt'ice ; iand every dif i'enit as~s, like thle pag~m init in, adoreCs it Ioder ai difl'erenit form. lai Englanid aui )11t nest ciie packs uip hiiimself, his famn y, and(1 his style ini a bulggy or tm htisky, and rattle away to q pend Sun ity. A baronet reqirest a chai~riot anid air; a lorid miust n eeds Iimve a baurouiche ad1 four: buit, a duikc, O' a dluke, cann1ot 4ssibly lumibe~r his style along1 unldetl a )3eh~ &.d .six, and1( lmzll aL82 core of ot I id biariniony (of unmiy ai hiousehiold, for. ' 80ooner do they set up for style, thn 1 th hone1111 st old com1 ifoirItie *'unfs cere monr funitulre is discarfded, and1( you -alk emUi IIin.ly ) abuit, ainoiigst thei uni >mtfortabl te sp)lendo i( Lf( Grcian chairs, ~gyp)tiani tablles anid EtruIscanI valses. lhe vast imprl~ov(menit ini furniture de an ds an1 inicrease ini the dominest ic e'stab sihmtenit, anid Ia famiily that on~o re utiredl two ori three servaints for coniveni neie, no0w emiploys half aL dozen1for style. eli l Brazen wa on (ie o f thes p(Uiattern r-~ fstyle; and1( wlmtever' freak she wasl [ized ~ with1, however iprhposterouis, ,vas u~plicitly followed by all who would be ons8idered( a18 admlit ted in the st ylish ,hi m-whami that tiikled thle whol ic ourit. lie could not1 lav down to take ani aifter 001's loll butt shte must have one Ser anit to scraitchi lier had, t wo to tickle er feet, anmd a fourth to fani her dlIechte lo person while she sliimbhered. T1hie iiig took--it btecatni theii rage, and no(t sale bohelle in al11 1Ha:vti buit what ini sted uponl being fann ted and1( scratcheid nd( tickled in the true illmperiaml style. neer4 no t ait tis~ p~icture, miy mo's t eX lent towns~womeni for wvho amionig you lut are daily following fashions eqwdly bsurd.-lringq. Husb~ands antd Wives. A good lhsani ilmakes a good wife. omoe men can nleithier do withouit wives or wvith thiem they~ are wvretched alono I what is cailled Smlgle lesse~dness, and bey make their hlomlES miserabile when bey get married; they are like Tlomp, inis' dog, vwh cold not bear to bef >Ose, and1( howled wheni it was4 tied up. Ia jpy hachelors are likely to be happy uishatIds, and a hiappy htusbanid is t hn appwl 'nAof raen. A well- malt~lced i coupe arry a joyful life heat wenni them, as the wope (carriedl the (cluster of Eshicol. 'I fy are aL brace of birds of Pairadise. 'hey mul1 ti ply their joys b y sharing them, nd lessen their troubles by dividing hlem. T'his isfine arithmetic. The wagou f(care rolls lightly a long as they p~ull to 'ft h er; and whnit drags a little hleivily, ir there isi a hitch anywher'e, they" lo've nh oilher all ihe more, and so lhghten he lablor.--./hn /Nou~/unan. "' IN whatcondiitin wats thme pa3triareb iob at the( #ind of his libi -:" and at 5 iy tte flit o the clssoy.ea BITS OF INFORMATION. Sin Hu-rrnanv )AvYinvented his safe. ty lamp, to prevent accidents which are hiablo to occur in coal mines, so early as 1815. THE signaturo of " Boz," used Dickens, was adopted from "Moses, prononneed through the nose-a nick name of his younger bother. Tn plirso "' piping hot " originated from ti cuitoin of a baker blowing a pipe or horn in tho villages of En gland to let the people know lie had just drawn his bread hot from the oven. MOTASSEsx, liquorico paste, a decoo tion of figg, and glycerino are used in the manfacture of plug tobacco to impart a sweet taste, give color and prevent rapid drying ; conmron stalt and oilier salts are used for flavoring ; aniso and other aro natics arc added for their fliwor. BANcnor'r, in his history, has the fol lowing in regard to the introduction of slavOs int() wh..:.-.- .-- * ' , 1.0. , terrirtc 1619, river m This,: negro The r dito I Mm of 1 AtRu of Mr ill, Ao doctor was asking the gir mother what she had been eating. Mrs. Habo who had just como over to the house, heard the iothe- say : " Mary liad a little lamb, andl Mary loves lambs, you know." These simple words touched Mrs. Hale so deeply that she went home and wrote the immortal poein. IT is said that the custom of present iug eggs at Eastor is the survival of an o!d pagan custom celebrating the anni versary of the creation or tho deluge. The ogg presented by the pagans was an allusion to the imiunlaino egg, for which Orinuzl and Alirinan were to contend till the consunimiation of all things. Tihe custom of dyeing eggs at Easter is very old and eoulnmmon ti all countries, but may have been taken back to the East by hr6istian travelers. Tan house of John o' Groat's was sit. uated onl Duncan's Bay Head, the most northerly point in Great Britain. It re coived its name from John of Groat and his brothers, who caie from Holland in 1489. The house was octagon in shape being one room, with eight wintdows and eight doors, to admit, tight members of tim family, tho heads of different branches of it, to prevent their quarrels for precedeneo at itable, which on one o(einsion nearly proved fatal. By this Coltrivan1e eaich came inl at his own door, and sat at an octagon table, at wich, of course, their places were all alike. THE Spaniarid vis ited Canada previ oIs to the French, and, fiding no gold or silver which they were in search of, often said aiionig thiemselves, " Aca nada," there is nothiung here. The In dianls learnied this sentence and its moan inig. The French arrivedi, and the In diauns, who did not want their company, amnd supp~osin~g they were also Spaniards onl the saime missionf, were aniious5 to inform them in thme Spaniish sentonce "I( aradua."' Thme Frenich, who knew mas little SpanUish ais the Indians, sup posed t his~ jneesant reecurrimng sound was thme namo of the country, and gave it the nme mm ot' " Canada," which it has borne ever sinlcC. Somne Definitions. One of Thackeray's daughters has just pubilishied a little book ab~out hmer friend, Miss Evans, bA which she prints some delightful definitions made bythlay Some of these are as follow,: ht ay "A privileged person-One who is so munch a savage whmen thwarted that civil ized persons avoid thwarting him." "A liberal-minmded manm-One who dia.. dains to p)refer right to wrong." "Rhadicals-Men who maintain the supposed right of each of us to help ruin us all." "Liberal-Men who flatter Radi cals." "Conservatives-Menm who give way to Radicals." "A domestic Woman-A woman like a domestic." "Hlumor-Thinking in fun while we feel in earnest." "A musical woman--One who has strength enough to make much noise, and obtuseness enough not to mind it.'" Kissing. A. lady of experience gives advice om kisaing to a younger l'ady friend, as follows: "Be frugal in your bestowals of such favors. In the first plaop I would cut off all uncles, cousins, and brothers in-law; let them kiss their own wives and daughters; and I would not kiss the minster, or the doctor, or the lawyer who gets you. a divorce." You see thisla dy understands her business, and does not leave out the editor; he of all others needs these osculatory attentions to "lighten up the gloom;" she's a jolly, s9nsible woman, with a heart in the right place. BAYs the Hawk e solemnly: " Ye, daughter, you should go somewhere this summer. You cannot stay at home dur ing warm weather and live. To be sure your mother, who hasn't been out of town since she was married, can stand it, but then she is old-fashioned and doesn't know any better, and besides, she has fun enough doing the washing and iron ing. By all means go. Get a linen duster and a basket and go at one."