The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, December 16, 1880, Image 1
DEVOTED TO POLITICS, MORALITY, EDUCATION AND TO THE GENERAL INTEREST OF THE COUNTRY.
By D. F. BRADLEY .& 00. PICKENS, S. C., THURSDAY, DECEMBER 16, 1880. VOL. X.-NO, 13.
Piano Playing Regulated by Law.
The London Globe says: The author
ities of Weimer are evidently a consider
ate body. They have recently decreed
that no person shall in any house within
their jurisdiction play a piano while win
dows in the house are open under a pen
alty of two shillings. This is an appro
prnate regulation for the headquarters of
German literature. We have Professor
Teufelsdrokh's authority for saying that
Germany is deep-thinking-set up on
high to tell the world what o'clock it is.
Doubtless a great deal of this deep think
ing is done in the streets, as the late
Piesident Lincoln's was; and where the
streets were mostly narrow, as they are
in Wiemer, serious cogitation is apt to be
much interfered with by the sound of the
banging of pianos at every third or fourth
house, who knows what magnificent
ideas, conjured up by the regulation of
Goethe's genius, may not have been
spoiled almost at birth, and so lost to the
world, by the thoughtless trumming of
sqme pianist in a house with open win
d6ws? For the great author of " Wil
helm Moister" once lived in Wiemer; so
did Schiller. So did Johann von Herder,
the friend of Goethe, and one of the first
of German tinkers. But in their days
pianos were not, as they are now, to be
found in every house; and if the spinet or
harpsichord was much in use, it made
very little noise, as everybody who has
heard one knows. Otherwise even those
groat men might not have given to the
world quite such great works as they
produced. So the new law in Wiemer is
a useful one. In London we do not suf
for much, generally speaking, from the
playing of pianos indoors. It is the
piano-p laying out of doors that troubles
us, and troubles us a great deal, too.
Everybody is acquainted with the fiend,
of Italian complexion, whose persistent
grinding at a gigantic box on wheels
produces a diabolical thrumping amongst
scales which make thinking impossible,
and life temporarily a misery. And
everybody must, at some time or other,
have wished that an effective law could
be appealed to against the fiend and his
like. Hitherto we have been powerless
in dealing with him, he has prevailed.
But it ought to be possible to do some
thing in the spirit which has just mani
fested itself in the quaint German city
towards abolishing one of the discomforts
of the world's maetropolis.
Fixing Shoes to Horses' Hoofs.
A new idea for accomplishing this
without the use of nails is carried out as
follows : The inventor takes a shoe of
* ordinary construction, having, say, four
hgles therein, and through these he
passes bands or wires of metal, two ex
tending from or near the hinder extrem
ities of the shoe, and the other two at
short distances from either side of the
too, the position being vaied with the
number of bands employed. To fix the
shoe the hinder wires or bands are first
drawn tightly round the front and upper
part or corona of the hoof, the ends
passing through a buckle or ring, or
they may bo twisted together. The
o' rdis of the other wires are also passed
through the ring or under the first
bands, and, being drawn tightly down
ward, tho hinder wires or bands, owing
to the conformation of the hoof, are, as
it were, wedged tightly, thus fixing the
shoe firmly to the hoof, This invention
only receives provisional protection.
London Ive-Stock Journal.
lie Had 'Em Coming.
Here is one of Master Johnnie's fables
in the San Francisco Argonaut:I
"And now IBe tell you a little story
wich Mister Gipple tohe me. Once- there
was a revival of lidgion in the town
ware Mister Gipplo kep a glas ware
store, chiney and crockery, too, and
every boddy was a goin wild with good,
no more swarin and drinkin whisky, and
fishin on Sunday, and steelin water
m'iehuns. One day there was a feler
tendin store for Mister Gipple, and a
mitey good woman she cum with a bible,
and she looked at the feller out of her
eyes, and then sed: 'Yung man do you
kepp the devino commandments?'
'F The feller was from Sacrymento and
dident kanow wat thum was, but ho
spoke out reel quick, and said: 'Yes
mum, we do, but the boss was tryin to
get em out of his way yisterday, and
while he was settin em aside he broke
~every one of em. But we have got sum
better ones comin from San Francisco
--you come in next week.'"
Adorning School Grounds.
We have had occasion to drive hun
.dreds of miles this season among the
farmers of the middle and western por
tions of the State, and could not fail to
e obervethe neglected condition of nearly
allf th istrict school-houses. The build
ings thmevswere mostly in fair con
%ition but not one in ten was shaded by
a single tree. Here in this scene of bleak
ness the rising generatior. receives its
frst impressions 0f taste and civilizatiorn.
If they have pleasant homes, they will
cranyacur by the contrast a strong
school trustees cannot be induced to re
gard common decency in the matter, it
\Would be well to procure the passage of
a law that no district should receive pub
hio money, as failing of its purpose, that
did not have at least a dozen thrifty shade
~r evergreen trees on the school grounds.
'ese trees would rnot cost ten dollars.
Agricuiltural and horticultural societies
*hould take hold of the matter. It would
Qe more important than giving premiums
for fat pigs and big apples. Do other
S, tates generally do better?-onr
Genitlemen.
NOLAUE.
W. FARRAND FELON.
We recall days of Innocent pleasure
Which linger in memory's thrall;
But sorrow too soon tills the measure,
And covers the past with a pall.
For friendship is but tranient gladness,
And life In too short for its 1li3,
Bo soon is it broken by sadness
For happiest ties that we miss.
We only can watch through each season,
Forgetful of sorrows atnd tears,
' iingiving, not knowing the reasyn
Why sorrow should coipass our years.
We how in our humble submission,
For solace look back through the years
When we waite, for joyful fruition
Of hopes now more bitter than tears.
We forget that our life his its beauty,
Its pleasures as well as its pain;
Why then should we turn from our duty
To indulge in thils bitter refrain?
Our hearts full of iopeftit emot ion
The riches of hopes that are dead
By the imavic of inemory's potion
Eliall recall sweotest, thoughts of the dead.
THIS FOOL STORY.
When I first knew her she was fifteen
years old; I was twenty-four. She was a
schoolmaster's daughter; I, a school
master's son.
We first met one September evening.
Her father was a struggling pedagogue,
with a family of seven children to sup
)ort, and few pupils. I ld it in my
head to become his partner, and had
gone down first to see how things were
looking.
Her name was Emily; to her friends
she was always Em.
She and I struck up a friendship. 8hc
always did make friends with all male
creatures, whether five years old or fifty.
I was a scribbler, eveni then; and I fancy
the pride of authorship even in so small
a degree, had a certain charm for her,
which set me up in her eyes.
She wrote her name in my birthday
book, and beneath it I wrote, "Mly Little
Sweetheart." It lies before me at the
present moment.
It was the hardest thing in the world
for her father and mother to make both
ends meet. Very little money was ever
hers. Her wardrobe was of the scantiest.
She knew nothing of pleasuro as some
people understand it; she had never been
ten miles out of the town where she was
born.
Yet there must have been some fairy
present at her birth, for she was like a
summer's day, always bright.
Time sped. I had been her fathers'
partner, and had now known her more
than two years. I was going for a rai
bling expedition to foreign parts; and
though I knew I was a fool for my pains,
to me it was a bitter parting.
And so for a time, I think, it was to
her; for in some way links had been
joined between us without our ever know
ing they were being forged.
"Well," said I to her, the day beforo I
went, we being alone together, "Blue
eyes, how long shall I be missed?"
The oriy answer was to thrdw herself
upon the hearth rug, place her hand up
on my knee, and turn her eyes up towvard
my face.
"Ah, Blue Eyes," said I, trifling wvith
her sunny hair, "you'll have another
sweetheart in a week."
" In a week?" said she, in that curious'
ly clear voice of hers. "Do you think so?'
She looked up at me and watched me for
a moment. Then she turned and got
upon her knees, kneeling in front of mec.
"Perhaps so," she said. "' But"-lean
ing forward, so her breath mingled with
mine-" he'll never be a sweetheart like
you." What could I dp? I knewv her so
well! I knew that this is just ~what she
would say to any one by way of comfort.
I knew that her words were a trifles
light as air.
" Make no vows," said I, " only to be
broken. You and I have had happy
times; why should I begrudge the same
to another?"
She was silent. She was now nearly
eighteen, but she was so small, that it
never occurredl to me to think of her as
anything but a little girl. She put her
hands out and took mine, still in the
same quiet fashion. "Would you like
me to?" said she--" would you like me
to--to take another?"
" Em," said I, "what does it matter
what I like ? Bpefore the sun has gone
down upon my going, another day will
have dawned for you." I looked at her.
It came to me that this was very bitter,
and however great a fool I might be, I
could not entirely hide what was in my
heart. " Little Sweetheart," said I, "of
one ,thing be sure- I never shall forget
you."
She came to me, and I kissed her. She
still kept her face near mine. " Bertie,"
said she-it was the first time she had
ever called me Bertie: it had always been
plain Mister before, and the name rang in
my ears-" Bertie, I'll not forget you in
a week."
I almost pushed her from me. I knew
this dalliance was worse than folly-I
knew her so well-and rose to my feet.
"No," said I, with bitter mirth; " not in
a week,. but in eight days."
She made no answer, but still knelt at
my feet. And so we parted; for the fare
well on the morrow was but a formal one.
* * * * * * *
Two year passed by. Occasionally I
sent her little notes, pictures of noted
places, foolish curiosities. But I nevei
gave her my address.
At last I returned, and found she was
living out as a governess.
Her mother told me her situation was
in the neighborhood of Ryde. Happen
ing to have friends in that town, I made
them an excuse for a visit there.
Yet, on my arrival, I was in no hurry
to find them out; and taking up my quar
ters in a quiet inn, I prepared to have a
day or two alone.
It was a Saturday afternoon, lovely
weather; and I get out for a walk wni
known in years gone by, through the
Lovers' Lane, nestling by the waterside.
I sat down and fell into a reverie.
Something woke me from it-- a sound.
I became aware that I was listening to
prattle; little voices were borne upon the
breeze, children's laughter mingling with
the rippling waves.
But every now and then there was an
other voice, not a child's, yet child-like.
It was familiar to my ears, and as I lis-.
tened, its sounds woke within me chords
of forgotten music. Before many sec
onds had gone I know it was Em's voice
I heard.
I rose upon my elbow quietly, so as to
make no noise, and looked over the top
of a summer house near by on to the
garden below. And there I saw her.
She was on a seat under the trees.
About her were four children, two boys
and two girls. They stood at her knees,
close together, watching her make a
chain of daisy flowers.
She had grown, but not mach; she was
still a little maiden, and it was plain she
never would rank among big women.
She was dressed in blue-a little blue
cloth cap perched daintily upon her dain
ty head, still poised like a queen's upon
her shoulders, and a blue serge dress,
which fitted better, I oticed, than her
dresses used to do. E ven from where I
was I could see her blue eyes flashing,
and that wonderful smile upon her face.
She was certainly prettier than of old,
and she still looked like a maiden step
pead down from fairydom.
Wondering what the answer might he,
softly, hardly above a whisper, I gently
called 'Em! "
But she, engaged with the daisy-chain
and her little ones, did not hear, and
paid no heed. So, smiling, I called a
little louder-"Em !"
But still she (id not hear. The daisv
chain and little ones seemed to enzro'ss
all her thoughts, and my voice blew past
her with the wind.
How would it (10, I thought, since she
was so obstinately deaf, to rouse her by
confronting her ? If she would not hear
she should see, and her eyes, if not her
ears, be opened.
'With some such fancy, I was just
about to rise and intrude myself upon
her presence, when I noticed the figure
of a man coming down the path.
I had no objection to children witness
ing our meeting, though I could have
spared even them; but a third party, and
he a stranger, I did not want. So I
waited until he should be gone.
lHe was a young man, a gentleman
)eyond doul)t, an1d good-looking. His
was a fair young face. He had a promis
ing mustache, which he tended with one
hand; and he was smoking a mighty
meerehaim.'
Instead of passing, as I expected, he
stopped, leaning with one hand upon the
moss-green wall. There was she with
heir daisy-chain, and children at her
knees.
.Just as I thought he wouldsurely be
moving on, he vaulted lightly over the
wall, and while I watched with angry
eyes, ran to her from behind, drew her
head back to him and kissed her twice
or thrice upon the lips.
The blood hoiled within my veins. I
did not doubt that this was a dastardly
out rage, and my darling needed a de
fender. In a minute, vengeance woul
have been~ done, and lie or I would have
lain low.
But her answer showed I was mistaken.
"'Chiarley," she criedl, with that sweet
smile I know so well, "how can you kiss
me before the children ?"
"Why not?" said he. "Don't I kiss
themn before you?"
And to prove his words, he snatched
up a little girl and kissed her again and
again, she laughing at the fun. Then ho
sat down by her side, and puttmng his
arms about her, drew her to him. The
daisy chain dropped to her lap, and she
looked at him as though hae were all the
world to her.
"Darlingi" Baid he, not hondly, but.
loud enough for me to hear', "I have
spoken to my mother about you and me
to-day; and she thinks I am very foolish;
but smnce I always have been, and always
will be so, she thinks I may as wvell take
you to be0 my little wife--though you will
be very foolish for letting me."
Her answer was to lay her head upon
his shoulder, and flash her blue eyes with
a still softer blue upon his face. " Char
lie," said she, " are you quite sure 'you
love me?"'
"Love you?" he returned, and he
meant it-" my darling, more than I can
tell I"
" And are you sure," she continued,
" your mother will not be angry? I could
not bear to anger her."
" Angry?" said he, closing her lips
with kisses. " Who in all the world
could be angry with My Little Sweet
hert?"
And so on. The children looking on
at what was a new experience to them.
What mattered? They would have to
learn themselves some day, though they
were beginning early. And I-I had to
listen to it all.
I have not seen her since. For some
cause her happiness stuck in my throat,
and I left ltyde that evening. I may
never see her again. Ere this, doubtless,
she is another's wife. But when I think
of her, even to this hor', it is as My Lit
tle Sweetheart.
"I AssunU'you, gentlemen," said the
convict upon entering the prison, "that
the place has sou ght me, and not I the
place. My own affairs really demand all
my time and attention, and I may truly
say that my selection to fill this position
was an entire surprise. Had I consulted
my own interest I should have perempt
orily declined to serve, but as I am in
the hands of my friends I see no other
course but to sub~mit." And he submit
tIc...R-todon Tra'nser i t.
SOUTHERN NEWS.
There are 650 students t Vanderbilt
University.
A glass manufactory is to be started
soon in Little Rock.
The Libby prison, in Richmond, Va.,
has been sold for $5,000, and will be used
as a tobacco factory.
The survey of the Savannah river has
been completed, and the estimated cost
of improvement is $81,000.
A farmer in Pickens county, Ala., has
made 1'-4 gallons of molasses from less
than half an acre of sugar cane.
Gov. Wiltz, of Louisiana, has ordered
the planters to take care of their own
levees, as the State is unable to make the
necessary repairs.
Mrs. Catherine Coveney, of New Or
leans, was bitten by a black sotter dog in
August and she died Tuesday of hydro
phobia. She was seventy-two years old.
C. A. Peyton, a negro of Memphis,
was sentenced to one year's imprison
ment in the penitentiary We(hesday for
marrying Levinia Washington, a white
womanl.
Mcs. Chiapin, of Charleston, S. C., pre
senited a petition to the City Council of
Charleston against liq uor licenses. It was
signed by 5,000 persons.
Gien. Sherman, who is at San Antonio,
has decided that military bands can play
for private concerts as they are not em
ployed as musicians by the government.
Col. G lenn, who has run a level along
the Colorado river, says that there is ami
ple fall from between the mouth of Bull
creek and Austin to make practicable a
camal for driving machinery.
A school for the instruction of youths
in musical education is to be established
inl New Orleans, in order to take advan
tage of the act of Congress placing a
training ship at the disposal of that city.
Oranges, the Sanford, Fia., Journal
says, are not crackling and bursting on
the trees as they did last year. Some,
however, that were dama .ed by thorns
during the gale of August, are dropping,
but very few.
Miss Mildred Lee, daughter of (len.
Rlobert E. Lee, is in Staunton, Va., the
guest of Mrs. .lohn B. Baldwin. Miss
Lee lias traveled nearly all over the
w:>rld, and never heard the "Pinafore"
until she heard it iii Staunton the other
night.
In thme case of William Willimns, col
ored, for killing thme Rev. Mr. Scott, col
ored, of Aust in, Texas, hiecause of jeal
ousy, the verdiict was to sendi~ him~ to tihe
penitentiary for life. It evidently
leased( the (lefendant, for, feeling his
throati, he smiled.
On Tuesday a letter was retulrnedl from
the D ead.-letter ofhice to the postmaster
of New Orleans which hadl gone to En
gland via New York, returned~ to Ameri
ca via Boston, forwarded from .there to
the D)ead-letter oflice alnd returned to
New Orleans, with nearly $70,000 of
draf ts in it.
There are at present ini Key West,
Fia.. a male andl female manatee, or sea
cow, the finest specimens ever capturedl.
They wvere takeni by mneans~ of huge nets
constructedl specciailly for the pur1poset,
which werme spreadi ini one of thme small
ri vers empjty ing' inito the gulf uiponm the
Florida coast.
Com ple te census ret urns of A labanm 'I,
published in tihe Monitgomnery Adlvert iser.
andl Mil , give' a total populaitioni for 1880
of 1,255,069, against 984,215 in 1 870,
being an increase in ten years of 268,
854. in this statement the ligures for
t he counties of Calhoun, Clay, Shelby
andl St. Clair are not official.
Rev. Thos. Stickney Haskell, who, up
to the latter part of 1876, was an actor
and~ circus p)erformler, preaichedl Sunday at
t' e Carondelet street Methodist Church
S'outh, New Orleans. A largP onmmber
of ladhies and~ genJtlemenCi were piresenlt to
listen to the (eloqu enit words of the he'
nevolent. old1 gentleman.
The miotioni to qu iash the ind~li(ctmenit
in the ease of A be lRothschiil, the imur
derer of Bessie Moore, at Marshall, Texas,
was sustained on1 Mondalfy by .Juidge
Booty. Hie has been ordered into the
custody of the sheriflf to await the acetioni
of the grand jury, but the decision of the
Julge is looked upon01 as virtually an ac
quittal.
A t the Baptist ('1 convetioni at Camden,
South Cahrolinia, the report of tihe Sta1
tist ical Secretary, the Rev. Luthmur
Broadd~us i,hwed( that there are now (I16
Baptist churches in the State', with a
membersh 'ip of 54,438. 11apt ismis dI ur ing
the year, *I2'27'l'he nict eain a)f ihe (iC
nomination has been 3,142. This report
refers only to the white Baptists.
Abe Rotischild's case was called at
Marshall, Texas, Wednesday, when it
was discovered that the indictment was
missing. This, of course, continues the
case until the indictment is found or a
substitute filed. For the first time in
twenty years the entire criminal docket,
except the set cases, waa disposed of at
the present teri of the District Court in
a single day.
A sample of Chinese tea has been re
ceive(l by the Sumter Republican. It
was raised by Mr. S. P. Odoin, of Dooly
county, Ga., from plants furnished by
the National Agricultural Department.
1Ie says the plants are now three years
old, in a very healthy condition and
hearing proftisely. Mr. Odom is satis
fied thab tea raising could be made a
success in this country, and of great
profit, if the proper attention were given
it.
American Incomes.
Thero is no table of the average dura
tion of fortunes; but tho statistics of
business failures in the country since
1866 show that the averago ycarly fail
nres ranged from 1 in 163 in the year
1871 to 1 in 75 in 1876. How many busi
ness men in a thousand fail, once or
more, during their business lifetime, I
cannot learn. The proportion used to
be estimated for New England at 97 per
cent. That is probably too high a fig
uro for the business of to-day, conduct
ed, as it is, upon much shorter credits
than formerly. But the proportion of
traders who fail is probably not lower
than 75 per cent. of the whole number.
How many of our people live upon
their invested maans ? In 1866 our in
conie-tax returns showed 771,000 in
comes of $500 per year and over, and
6,000,000 incomes of less than $500. But
these were not incomes from capital ;
they were mostly earnings or wages.
Probably not one in a hundred of these
smaller incomes, and not over 10 per cent.
of the incomes over $500, represented
the interest upon investments. In
France, ten years later, the census re
turned no less than 2,000,000 people,
rcntiers, who live entirely upon their
invested means. In 1877 7,500,000 of
people, one-fifth of the population, were
enrolled as rentes-holders or savings
banks depositors ; but it must be added
that the savings banks do not often fail
in France, and that sooner or later they
are apt to fail with us. Most of these
deposits are small ones. But no less
than 2,000,000 of the French can say
with Petrarch, Parva sed apta mihi :
" It is little enough, but it will do for
ne."
Thus, in spite of the resources of the
country, inl spite of the almost universal
search for wealth, and in spite of the
fact that we have a great many rich
men at any given time, we still do
not have a large class of permanently
rich men ; we do not even have, like the
French, a large class of persons who
have a permanent though small com
petence. The rich American's wealth
is extremnelyr volatile ; in nine cases out
of ten it is " fairy gold." The old
land-owners form the chief excep~tion
to the rule ; especially in our large cit
ies, where the increase of values has
been great.
But if our class of permanently
wealthy people is small, so also is our
class of destitute peop~le. We are fortu
nate in having no such immense and
harmful inequality of fortunes as we see
in modern England. Our ill fortune is
this, that our class of moderate compoe
kees is also small, that so few of us,
ini spite of our opp)ortunities and our la
bors, have seizedl the good of even a
small assured compeotence. The land is
full of people who have nuot, on the other
hand, and who are not likely to have,
any assu red comp)etence h owever
modlerate, b~ut who have nothing to ex
p~ect but labor to the end. This is, in
dleedl, the appointed human lot for the
majority in any community ; b~ut need it
be, in a country of resources like this,
so nearly the universal hot? Might not
many of us avoid it by a greater care for
a moderato competence, a lessened am
bition for fortunes ?--T. M. Ooan, in
Hiar per's Mafaaine.
ArlrEB a iholiday the rabbi accostij a
bright-eyed little " daughter of Judah "
yvi th the inquifry: " Why were you not
in the synagogue yesterday?" After
twisting in her mouth for somo moments
the end of a dubiously clean apology for
a pocket handkerchief, Rebecca, with
downcast look, replied: "Because my
ha =not clan i." " Not clean?"
salid the rabbi, somewhat sternly: "Don't
you know that God cares not for outward
appearances? that He looks to that which
is of infinitely mor'e importance-that
which is Within?" " nut," qui'kly in
terru~ptedl the seven-yIbar-old matroa,
as a perfect solution of the difficulty,
"the lining wen dirty, too." And that
settled the controversy Without further
argumnent. -Harper's Miagazine.
French Beggars.
Mondicancy is forbidden in Paris and
the neighb~oring villages. But under
various pretenses it seems to he more
prevalent than it has been known for a
long time. Some of the persons who beg
in Paris have known better days, andl are
dainty in their language. A gentleman
saidl to an outstretehed1 palm:
" I have not a sou about me."
"Sir," exclaimedl the worthy mendi
cant with a sneer, " I have not specified
the ananina of enin."
HUMORS OF THE DAY.
BALD heads never dye.
USUALLY the coarser a base voice is
the finer it is.
A POrULAR pap er is like a toper's nose
-it will be read.
'WHEN your opponent calls you a liar
iet him have the floor.
THAT man that says that that that that
that man used was correct, tells a false
hood.
A GREAT many men are cottage-built;
that is to say they have but one story.
And they are for ever telling it.
A POOR dentist of Kokomo wears for
ceps to keep him warm. A pair of draw
ers, you know.-Kokono Tribune.
4REBECCA: Yes; when a young lady
goet crazy" over dancing, we think she
could consistently be called hopping
mad.
"PEOPLE should always marry their
opposites." Yes, one of the marrying
parties ought to be a man and the other
a woman.
WnEN the editor'd wife gets a new
dress on the strength of a dry goods ad
vertisement, might it not properly be
called her ad-dress?
A LOVER's QUERY.
Tell mc-- tell ine Gertie, true,
I)o not-do not-do not. lie,
Can you--can you--can you-can you
Make a--make a putmpkin pie?
Boys, don't be deceived. A girl who
will talk of the "limbs" of a table, will,
after marriage, chase you around a two
acre lot with a rolling pin and a regu
lar kerosene conflagration in both eyes.
A MAINE school-teacher captured
thirty-three cuas of gum from her pupils
in one day, and it was a rainy.day at
that.-Dctroit Free Press. Most any
school-teacher can do that if she but
chews.
AN exchange speaks of "a policeman
who shot a drunken man who tried to es
cape in the hind leg." The policeman is
to be commended. When a drunken
man tries to escape in the hind leg he de
serves to be shot.
WHEN a follow goes out of a theater to
see a man, he rats a little burnt coffee
and always finds lu,4 a woman
looks unde. Aver
thinks to ali she
finds nobody. -
AN exchange prints a lengthly article
on "Science at Breakaiat." Valuable
space wasted. Soighe it t reakfnst is
getting away with four sHm* of ham and
half a dozen egp whl.e your vis-a-via is
unfolding his napkin.
A MAN in lowa has been arrested for
assaulting his wife, and he was found
guilty, even though it was shown that he
only stuffed her mouth full of putty
when lie wanted to go to sleep. Do we
men have no rights at all?
"TAKE the elevator" is inscribed on
the fence of an Iowa meadow. A curious
traveler who climbed the fence discovered
in about ten seconds that the elevator is
of a dark brindle color, with a curl in the
middle of his forehead.
"TRoUBLE has broken out in Cork."
It is generally under the cork where
trouble breaks out.-No~rristown Hecra/d.
Many a sorrowing Home Ruler realizes
that fact when lhe hears the corkscrew in
the little small hours beyond the twelve.
A H ARD CASE.--Major Dunnup-" Awv
f'lly dull dowvn here, isn't it Miss Maria?"
Miss Maria-"Do you think so? Why
don't you go, then! You're a bachelor
and have only yourself to please." Maj.
Dunnup--"Only myself to please? You'
don't know what a dloosed diflicult thing
that is to do."
All the Rage.
We see nowadays city and country
houses which look rather like shops for
the exhibition of bric-a-brac and rich
hainginigs than homes in which people ex
pect to get comfort. The rooms npon
which some famous upholsterer has 1lav
ishied the resources of his stock may re
mind one of the modern scenic seats on
the stagc of a theater, and there seems
to he0 little provision for the substantial
enjoyment of their occupants. Every
thing in them is harmonions enough,
perhaps, excep~t the people. In color
and comp~iosition they suggest a picture,
but the inmates of the house are out of
place as the living figures in it. They
don't belong among such surroundings,
and they can't be comfortable amid all
this tasteful and splendid display.
But unquestionably people's houses
are looking better than they formerly
did, and more particularly those of peo
ple of moderate means. For the hap
piest thing about the modern decoration
is that its effects are produced rather by
colors than materials, and very inexpen
sive fabrics will serve the purpose, Cot
ton stuffs, as, for instance, cotton flan
nel, will take the most delicate dyes,
and yield tints of remarkable beauty.
And our own wall papers, which are now
in unexampled demand, may be bought
for a small price, and yet be of patterns
and colors which will satisfy a critical
artistic taste.--New Yor
PROFESSIONA e
an absurd extent
of Toronto, it w*
in that city was ?a.'
doctor prescribed forh
departure a second disol
pius was su1mmoned. e-'
again, learned of the visit of the second,
refused to do anythin~g more in the case,
and went away. Tho second doctor then
called, was told of the @1st employment
of the other, declined to act, and 'went
away too. Tlhe unzfortunate merchant
accordingly died. The tagspaper which
publishes tis story l.esds it " Eiquette
uino t~he Ground," but the patient
seems t'j have beeli the one ruin into the
arround.