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TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE AND IT MUST FOLLOW AS THE NIGHT THE DAY, THOU OANS'T NOT THEN BE FALSE TO ANY MAN. BY JA YNES, SUELO ll, SMITH & STECK. WALHALLA, SOUTH CAROLINA, JULY 17, 1901. NEW SERIES, NO. 171._VOLUME LIL_NO, 2?, Bion F. Reyn Jul Ojur line of Sh? satisfied in any waj You Will find the w all the new styles t r?{ocK\ We ha? \ C. \ HIS WIFE'S RIGHT.\ Who Looks Ador His Wile's Enltymont I ls Indignant at Thoso Who Do Nt:* A company of men at a cornor grocery down in "Missoury" woro speaking of tho rights ot wives, when ono of them said : "It's a shaine tho way somo mon treat their wives. I know husbands who think their wives aro ontitlcd to no consideration whatever, and who treat them very little better than Borvnnts. They keep them at work all the time, never spend any money on them if they can possibly help it, and never allow thom to go away from homo on a visit or pleasure trip. Such mon arc brutal, ami it's a pity they have wives." "That thar's mighty p'intedly sen sible talk, now, mister," agreed an old fellow from '1*081101 Ridge, who had been an interested listener. "I know lots o' gist secb men aa you spoak of, an' my notion is thoy'ro blamo mean. Thar's ole Jack Ilymor, up thar on 'Possum Ridge. Treats Alia wife scandalous ; keeps her work in' right 'long, day after day, an' yoar in an' year out, an' never lots ber go no whar. Rlamo my bide, iaon, but I git powerful sorry fer ole T..j:..'y ?vornan sometimes." .You wouldn't dream of treating r wifo in any such way," some remarked. I reckon I wouldn't." You realize that she has feelings i longings, and a love of recrea and pleasure, and you treat her irdingly." )f course I do. Blame it all, a is a human boin' Uko the rest of n' she's got thc right to enjoy That's my notion of it any ul it's the right idea, too." 's thc way I ligger it. Take k Ilymer's wife, now. What pleasure kin she find in li vin*, he just has to dig an' scrape ; an-' swear over' day of hor never go nowhere nor seo Thar can't bo no enjoy no sieh way o' liven'." ndeed." take my ole woman ; she course, but sho has hov i>!oo {ht along, an' she feels that rhethin' to live for. When kin' she kin look forward to /monts that's in storo for wit kind o' braces hor up her in spirits." .kes her feel that she has ? for wliieh to livn," .et. Makes her feel like lifo a howlin' wilderness o' ardah i ps. Itdoes mogood ' woman enjoy life, an' I hat she does it." A tho loss o' a little time, anything." just what I think, an' so I wife, 'Thar's time fer work limo for play, an' when play comes I say make ^ \V your wife to drop her oes and worries and go it give her a chance to mc. Ever' year when pru crap laid, by, and done up, thar's a sort n' I tell her to take a nc Saturday an' go a ber to jest turn her ivo a roUsin' old time lifo. She has a bar does ber lots o' good: i't lose nothin' by it. ay out o' a year, 'spe work's all done up'f" ny thing, and after a man from 'Possum c said. "If thar is .ful about it is see wife has her rights ot only givo her a " i off ever' year, <o Inst forty yoars vor into tho next mother, an' I lot TIC time, at that, vin' her a chance. old's Shoes f? ia Marlowe SI Battle oes is the very best r with the Shoes yo rear, style and fit tc md leathers, and yo ^e a nice line of 0\ V. & J. E. BAL "Once 'bout ton yoars ago I brought ! her down boro to a hangln', then two years after that I lot hor walk down hero to a show street parado. Thon I give her money, too, you bot. Lota o'', times when I soil tho butter an' cggl1 she saveB up I givo her 25 or 60 cont8? even when I don't git moro an' ?5 0r $?. I don't loso nothin' by it, 'c?nuiP Bho spond8 it fer groceries or somet?11"'? an' V. makes hor feel lifo was wiiHrJiviu'* I toll you fellows, I b'livo in trente' a woman white, my self. Thar ain't tip soriBu in a man abtin' tho hog wtth\?>? wife, an' fer one, I jist won't do ifc\ _..._Is-^iS.. STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOI.KDO, )X S_ LUCAS COUNTY, J V Frank J. Cheney makes oath that ho 1^ tho senior partner of tho firm of F. J. Choncy & Co., doing business in tho City of Toledo, County and Stato aforesaid, and that said (inn will pay tho sum of Ono Hundred Dollars for oach and overy caso of Catarrh that cannot bo cured by tho uso of Hall's Catarrh Curo. FJIANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to hoforo mo and subscribed in my presence, this Otu day of December, A. D. 1880. . ,-. A. W. OI.KASON, \ SE Af. } f -~ ) Notary Public. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts directly on tho blood and mu cous surfaces of tho systoin. Send for testimonials, free. F. J. CllKNEY A Co., Toledo, O. ?Sold by Druggists, 7t>o. Hall's Family Pills aro tho best. A Bishop's Story. One of thc Southern bishops en joys telling tho following story ou his own daughter : Strongly imbued with her father's doctrine, she had grown up a Btriet Episcopalian and bad never attended a revival or camp meeting in ber lifo, although, as her. younger brother remarked, "The woods were full of them." When she was about IC sho went to visit an old friend of her mother in New York, and her hostess, after much persuasion, pre vailed on ber to go to hear Tom Harrison, tho famous boy evangelist. "But, Mrs. Burnett," Bbc had finally objected, "suppose ho should Bpcak to me. I'd bc BO frightened I shouldn't know what to say." "Why, Virginia," her hostess had replied, "thc church will bc so crowded that nothing is moro un likely than ho should single out cither one of us." But thc girl's fears were r'-ali/.cd. As the great preacher left thc pul pit and passed down tho aisle, ex horting lirst this ono, then that ono, ho paused at thc pew where tho bishop's daughter was seated. "My dear child," he said earnestly, "are you a Christian ?" "N-no, sir," she replied, "I'm an ICpiseopalian." With a twinkle in his eye the evangelist passed on without ano ther word.-Detroit Freo PreBS. stomach and other organs of digestion and nutrition are discared, the body fails to receive its full supply of nourishment and hence grows wonk. That is why no mun in stronger than his stomach. Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery cure.') diseases of the stomach and the allied organs of digestion and nutrition. The food oaten is then perfectly digested and assimilated and tuc body is made strong in thc only ]K>ssit>le way--by nu trition. ?I WM troubled with Indigestion for nt>out two years," write? Win. llowker, KH<|., of Julinettn. l.ntah CO., Idaho. "I tried different (locton mid remedie* tail to no avail, until I wrote to you and you told tuc what to do. I suffered with a twin in my stomach mid left ride mn! thought (tint lt would VIII nie NW I ?m ??Inri lo wilie this mid let you know Hint I mu nil rlRht. I cnn do my work now without pftlu mid 1 don't hove that (Ired feeling Hint I used to hnve. I'lve bot tle? of Dr. Tierce'? Golden Medical Discovery mid two vlnin of his 'Pleasant Pellets' cure?! mc.? Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets stimulate thc liver. r Men, hoes for Won ;?Axe Shoes f we have ever sho^ u are wearing try > be the very best. >u can always find ershoes. IKNIGHT, Cas Practical Joke on a Proachor. Not a few olegymen would bo glad to bo tho victims of such a practical joko as was recently played upon Hov. Mr. Ilagcman, tho story of which appears in tho Oxford, Michi gan, Loador. At tho annual mooting of tho Congregational Church, tho question of hiring a preacher carno up for discussion. At tho last meeting of this society, when tho subject was brought up, a good doacou arose and said : "All those in favor of retaining El der Ilagcman for ^another year-at the same salary-will please rise." ?fot a person rose, and the minister, who^was'present, folt as uncomfor table as possibiQ^ and heartily wishod himself anywhere ""ote?. Then tho good deacon who bad put thc ques tion arose again and said, with n twinkle of tho eye : 1 sec no ono favors that motion, so I will put it again in this way : .'All those in favor of keeping Uov. Mr. Ilagcman at an increase of sal ary will please rise." Every one got upon his feet Then it drawncd upon Mr. Ilagcman that bc had been tho viotim of ii joke, and a smile lighted his eyes and the color returned to his cheeki Some of his best friend had plannet: thc surprise, and tho little scheme bad worked to perfection.-Youth*! Companion. Don't Live Together. Constipation and health never go to gather. DcWitt's Little Karly 111 SON promote easy action ol' tho bowels with out distress. "1 have been troubled will costiveness niuo years," says J, () Dopauw, Ind, "I have tried many rome dioB, but Littlo Karly Misers give hos results." J. Vf i Hell. Luther's Homo Life. Thc world would have lost n groa deal if Luther bad never married It- would have lost one of thc most beautiful pictures of homo life tba history has eyer painted. Thon was piety in that home. It was ? home of prayer and praise. Th< Bible was more than an ornament ot thc parlor table-it was tho dail; bread, in a spiritual sense, of Luther' household. Thc singing of hymm which played so prominent a part it spreading the Reformation doctrines was a daily occupation. Luthe believed in making melody wit! instrument, voice and heart, and hat a rather lively conviction that musi was tho best lash with which I drive thc devil out of tho hom< Thc picture beautifully represent this feature of his ho.-io life-a fen turo that should be more general! prevalent than it is. But one of thc rare beauties i Luther's character was absence c gloomy, long-faced piety. Ili'sspiri was as joyous as his faith, and, i spite of heavy responsibiliiies tho would have crushed most men, h was brimful of humor, and coal rolick as freely and boisterously n an overgrown boy. There wassomt thing so natural and domestic abor this great man that his home lil became a model for all limo, ll speaks playfully of his wife as, "AI lord Katie," or as "Catherine, m dear Rib." -. - Tho Flour is Out. A husband was sitting in his sto when a letter 'm a familiar handwri ing was handed in to him. It w from bis wife, whom he had left homo that morning with every assn ance of affection and devotion. I? the very first sentence startled hil and as be read on the most horrib suspicion seized him. "I am forct to t.ell something that I know w troiubV^yotb but it is my fluty to t so. J lilli determined you shall km: it, '.,G the result bo what it may. have known for a week that this tri was coming, but kept it to myst until to-day, when it has roached crisis, and I can keep in no long? You must not censure me too harsh! for you must reap thc reward as w as myself. I do hope it won't ern you. The flour is all out. Plea send some this afternoon. I thong by this method you would not forg it." She was right. Ile didn't. men, or Everybody. He Scored on tho Witty Bishop. vn. If you are dis a pair of our Shoes. We keep up with what you want in h Merchants. What Doos Your Father Say? A school teacher's experionoo is often laughable, and many interest ing stories can bo told by thom. An Abbeville teaohor who has chargo of a country school told us recently of a little boy in tho school who could not learn tho letter "g." Every other lottor in the alphabet was perfoctly plain to him, but ho could not learn to say "g." To mako it clear tho teacher asked tho little fellow what his father said when ho finished plow ing a furrow and wanted the mulo to turn round. The youngster an swered up brightly, "Why ho says, 'haw, daniii_you.' " ? He' Knew the sign. Rev. Dr. Poindexter S. Honsou, of Chicago, who has boon oalled to tho pastorate of the Ilauuon Place Baptist church in Brooklyn, ia well known as a Chautauqua lecturer, says an exchange One summer day when he was lecturing ho was introduood by Bishop Vincont. "Wo aro to havo a lceturo this ovening on 'Fools,' " said Bishop Vincont, "by ono" And then tho bishop paused. Tho audience roared. When tho laughter had subsided tho bishop continued, "-of tho wisest mon in Amorioa." Dr. Henson arose immediately and said : "I nm not half so big a fool as Bishop Vincont" And then thoro waa another whoop from tho audience. When tho laughter again quieted down Dr. Henson continued, "-would have you think." A Chinoso manuscript lately dis covered in tho Paris Library proves the startling faot that anaesthetics wore used in China 1,700 years ago. A certain concoction, it states, was given by the doctors before perform ing an operation, which rondorod tho patient unconscious. The anaes thetic was a simple preparation of hemp. When Mr. Spooner wo: the other evening the dod peotodly flew open while fumbling in hie pookot for his koy, and Mrs. Spooner bad her around his nook and had given a kiss on either eher'. ; then said cheerfully : "Let me help you off "with your overooat, dear. Thoro, I'll hang it up, dear. You'll find your slippers by your ohair and PU put your shoes away. Did you havo a good day down town, dear? You look tired. Poor dear, old boy ! There nevor was a women who had a dearer husband than my dear old George anyhow 1 Sit right down, dear. Thoro, thero, darling, I'll got the evoning paper for you. You just sit still and rest whilo I tell yon about what a naughty little wife I've been to-day, for oh, George, I got mo tho loveliest bonnet for only $19 and you won't mind, will you, dear? I know you won't. That's a ?darling 1 It's so lovely 1 I'll run right up and get it, and show it to you before toa 1" "Hump 1 growled George, liko tho wretch he was, "I knew ^ there was something of that sort coming; I knew the sign !"-Times. MASTER CLARENCE CROSBY, CARRIER, ^r=-.-FOR-??X IOOI...THE KEOWEE COURIER...1901 "Man wants hut lit Mo hero below, Nor wants that little long," Tho niau who wrote that ought (o know lit! put tho thing down wrong. Whoever saw a man whoso wants wore tiny, little things? You never have-now have you? No?-and never will, by jings ! Why, even towns want lots of things, and not for just a while i've even heard it hinted that we want a big rock pile, Where worthless "coons" and white folks, loo, who into mischief stray Can just sit down and break up rock right through till Judgmont Day. Of course you know what we would want with all this rock and stufT We'd put it on our streets and walks ; they wouldn't bo so rough. Wc want those water-works to come we've hoard so much about ; A friend told nie the oi lier day lie guessed they're up the spout. But he don't know quito everything that's going on, you see, Vov they'll be here now very soon-a month or so-maybo. We want some big electric lights to turn night into day ; I do believe a first-class plant some dividends could pay. With water-works, electric lights and our newr public school We'd brand the chronic croaker as ?a pessimistic fool; The time has passed for pessimists to "rule the roost" up hore They've been displaced, ami men of sense are Riling up their sphere. Tim old-time "Shouting Methodists" are wanting something, too, (They're always wanting some old thing, but now tho)' want it now.) I've heard it, said they want a church, and want it built of brick ; That is, ol' course, some ol' them do, whilo others want-to kick ; l?uj they'll "come through" all right, 1 guess, or if they fall from graco They'll have to keep 011 worshipping in their accustomed placo. Now, don't you see Ufo man who wroto That couplet wrote it wrong? Man wants a mighty heap below, And wants it mighty long. I've talked enough of othors' wants ; I'll tell you of my own ; They're good big wants, i'm bold to say, but they're not overgrown ; I'm not a man, but I have wants as big as all out doors I want, the earth, .and it fenced in, and all its golden stores; I want, to live a good long while, and in a gay old whirl I'd like to have-(now don't get mad)-your pretty little girl. You soe I need a wife so bad-I'm lonely by myself; And it would be so nice to have the pretty little elf (Jo with me on my weekly rounds, and help me spread the news A girl is just the thing for that-of course you won't refuse; I'll be reid good to her, you know, and we won't bo much bdthor I 'in sure you'd like me ?ts a son ; I'd love to call you father. Bul if you have no little girl to give away to mo I'd like to have some current coin-be honest, now, and free, And drop a half or quarter in my hand and see me bow My I hanks sincere and gratitude-1 knew you would I And nowr, Kind friend, adieu ! On all you have, and upon those you love, May blessings rich and bounteous come freely from above. A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! The mining ol' phosphate roek is ono of the. important, industries in Florida and South Carolina, and it amounis to 1,600,000 tons a year, valued nt *.r>,oT>0,000 at the point of production. Tho British hlack rat, almost en tirely exterminated during tho Inst hundred years by tho brown Norwe gian nil, is carefully protected and preserved on an ostato at Greenlees, Montgomery. Ono of U. S. Grant's old school mates has given out tho information that tho gonoral when a boy was tho best marble player in his class, but was dull in his books. This will bo consolation to the boys whoso roport] cards aro underscored in red ink. to tur] any at?^ and dis! venturo wants to avoid it, is in suoh a way\ have opportunity i tho enthusiasm it display in suoh oirouh^ \& Mr. Tillman is by sure of his hold on tho jK State as he would liko and especially would Uko to fttiv*^ others believo. Ho has, iu faot, ? good reason to bo apprehensive of tho result of an appeal to the Demo cratic primaries, for which ho is so clamorous. He does not ropresont that which tho progressive peoplo of his State aro learning to regard as conduoivo to tho welfare of tho industriel in which they seo tho promise of local progress and pros perity. South Carolina is becoming a manufacturing State with far reaching commercial aspirations. Even tho farmers, whom Mr. Till man has counted his lifo-long allies through* evil and good report, are beginning to doubt that the princi ples which ho represents aro in lino with their interests. In fact, it is not quito olear to them that consist ency to political shibboleths, which tho country has repudiated, will add ono balo to their annual cotton har vest or help to find a markot for a single bolt of the cloth mado from it. Tho boisterous, intolerant spirit of Tillman's self-assumed control of tho political conscience of tho peoplo of his State does not wear well with those who read aud think, and soarcoly bottor with those who learn from observation. It botter became a Governor whose political interest it was to array tho farming districts against thc cities and towns than a Senator who claims to represent [ both. Wo do not agree with Senator McLaurin on all points of economic policy, but it cannot havo escaped Senator Tillman's notice that ho re flects tho opinions of tho most influ ential elemont of the people of South Carolina moro correctly than they have been reflected by any represen tative of that State in tho Senate since Calhoun. Probably Tillman recognizes that | the surest way of breaking Senator McLaurin's growing influence is to goad him into some act of folly which will compromise him. Till man may count himself immune from injury as the reBult of anything ho can say or do. McLaurin is not, and tho greatest mistake he could make would bo to permit himsolf to bo again drawn into such a discussion as was started on Monday by his vindictive, but crafty, opponent.- [ Editorial in New York Times. Sick headache, nervous head ache, tired headache, neuralgic headache, catarrhal headache, headache from excitement, in fact, headaches of all kinds are quickly and surely cured with DR. MILKS' Pain Pillso Also all pains such as backache, neuralgia, sciatica, rheumatic pains, monthly pains, etc. "Dr. Miles' Pain Pills arc worth their weight in gold," says Mr. Wi D. Krea mer, of Arkansas City, Kan. "They cured my wife of chronic headache when nothing else would." "Dr. Miles' Pain Pills drive away pain os if hy magic. I am never with out a supply, and think everyone should keep them handy. One or two pills taken on approach of headache will prevent it every time." MKS. JUUGE JOHNSON, Chicago, III. Through their use thousands of people have been enabled to at tend social and religious func tions, travel, enjoy amusements, etc., with comfort. Asaprevent ative, when taken on thc ap proach of a recurring attack, they arc excellent. Sold br all Dru??Uts, 25'DOOMS, 25 cents, Dr. Miles Modloal Co., Elkhart, Ind. Tho Chioago Board of Education has announced a set of conditions under which high school students ir that city may play football. They aro based on high scholarship, writ ten consont of parents and physi cian's certificate of good physical condition, m i m V 1? not, uoaru ?ll'krdlj(Jw?^. >?>r a long; timo. boforo. I out those words out and pasted them up in my coll. I have como hero to-day to thank you for writing thom. They helped mo to bocomo an honest man. 'Regret it 1' You novor wrote a truor word in your life. How I did suffer in prison ! When my timo waa out I wont to Chioago, and from there to St. Louis. I got work in a wholesale grocery store, and I worked hard. Five years ago my mastor Bent me up into Nevada to look aftor'a cattle ranch that lie ?rru-hie-brotheroweed^ there. That suited mo, and I be came a herder, and now I am super intendent of tho ranch, and get $300 a month. Good-byl You did me a good turn, and I'll novor forget it." GetWhat YotT?skFor! When you ask for Cascareis Candy Cathartic be sure you get them. Genuine tablets gtamped C. C.- C. Never sold in bulk. A substitutor is always a cheat and a fraud. Beware! All druggists, ioc. Cotton Seod Trust Beaten. The fight between tho Mississippi cotton growers and the Cotton Seed Oil Trust ovor thc price of cotton seed has resulted in a victory for the growers. The mills fixed tho price of seed at $12 per ton and agreed not to give any moro, for which a number of managers wore sued in the Stato Courts and indicted by tho United States grand jury, and the mills soon found it impossible to maintain tho rate agreed on in con sequence of tho invasion of tho Mis sissippi territory by tho mills Texas and other States, with jJKo consequence that tho price of eei now from $14 to $15 por to tending upward. ^ Children Especially Lbiblo. Burns, bruises and cuts aro oxtremoly painful, and if nogleotod ofton roault in blood poisoning. Children aro especially liable, to such mishaps booauso not so careful. As a romooy Do iv ) tl'B Witch Hazel Salvo is unequalled./ Brawn out tho Uro, stops tho pain, soon boals the wound. Boware of counterfeits; Suro euro for pilos. "DoWitt's With nazol Salvo cured my baby of eczema after two physicians gavo hor up," writes James Mock, N. Webster. Ind. "The soros wore so bad sho soiled two to flvo dresses a day." J. W. Holl. Tho Editor's Mistake. Editors have their troubles. Ono of these men, who presides over tho destinies of a Wostorn nowspapor, ?9 mourning tho loss of two subscribers. No. 1 wrote asking how to raiso his twins safely, while tho other wanted to know how ho might rid his or chard of grasshoppers. Tho answer went for wau! by mail, but by acci dent tho editor put thom into tho wrong envelopes, so that tho man with the twins recoivod tho answer : "Cover thom carefully with straw and sot firo to it, and then the little posts, af tor jumping in tho fiamos for a few minutes, will bo speedily settled." And the man with tho grasshop pers was told to "give oastor oil and rub their gums with a bono."-Tho Columbian. How Ar? Your Kidney? t I)r. II olil m' RpnrftRiis IMHa euro nil Mdnoy 1 Ila. Haue plo troo. Add. St?rung Horaody Co.,Cnlcsgo or N. Y. It seems to bo a woll doveloped idoa that tho present CongroBS will increase tho salaries of its raombors from $5,000 to $10,000 per annum. This quostion is generally dismissed at each session, but tho majority of tho Congressmen, it is said, havo como to tho conclusion that a double amount of coin would be moro satis factory, so it is behoved that tho bill will pass. Thon tho members will havo an opportunity of showing thoir regard for tho United States treasury. , ? Pl SO 'S cu (^e. f or ~ rr ' noel <k>i?gh^Syrup. Tna\o? Goof.' UM I "?Td^