Keowee courier. (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, November 23, 1882, Image 1

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TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE, AND IT MUST FOLLOW AS THE r NIGHT THE DAY, THOU CANS'T NOT THEN BE ^F ALSE TO ANY MAN BY KEITH, SMITH & CO. t ; stau WALHALLA, SOUTH CAROLINA, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 1882. VOLUME XXXIV. 1. Know *rhat BROWN'S IRON BITTERS will cure the worst case of dyspepsia. Will insurea hearty appetite and increased digestion. tures general debility, and gives a new lease of lile. ?)ispels nervous depression and low spirits. Restores an exhausted nurs ing mother to full strength and gives abundant sus tenance for her child. Strengthens the muscles and ncrvcs.enriches thc blood. Overcomes weakness, wake fulness, and lack ofenergy Keeps off all chills, fevers, and other malarial poison. Will infuse with new life the weakest invalid. '37 Walker St., ballimore, Dec. i8Sr. Kur six years I have liccn :i nreat MI flu ru r from lllood Disease, Dys pepsi.i.aiulConstipaiioii.anUbccaino Fo debilitated that I coalit not retain tiiiytllititf on my stomach, in fact, lire had almost become a barden. ?Finally, when liopo find almost left 'me, my husband EceiiiR BHOWK'3 lUON linrHlts advertised in llie paper, induced mc lo give it a trial, i am now ukin;; thu third bottle and have not felt so well in six .years as 1 do at the present time. Mrs. I,. V. Outl'FINi BROWN'S IRON BITTERS will have a better tonic effect upon any one who needs " bracing up," than any medicine made. ?MIMIIilll.lllllll.il i' I A DISORDERED LIVE? IS THE BANE of tho present gonoratlon. It la for the Cure of thin diaonso and Ita nttondanta, ST6K-HEADACH?, BILI??B?E83, DYS? PEPBIA, CONSTIPATION, P?LE8, eto., that T?TT'S PILLS havo gainod a world-wido ropntatlon. ?o 1ft onie dy haa ever bo on diBCQverod that; nota BO ?ontly on tho d?gOBtivo orgivna, gjrj?g thom vigor to aB Bimi?ato food. AB a natural rOHUlt, tho tJorvotuTByatom la Draootf, tho Muscles) aro Povelopod, and tho Body ?tobnat. Oliills nxxtrX IPOVOJ.";. H, RIVAI., a Planter at Bayou 8nra, I,a.,says; My plantation la In a malarial dlntrlot. FOB several yearn I oould not make haifa orop on no tumut of bilious dlsoaaea and chilla. I was .learl* discouraged whon Z began the use of TUTT'H PILL9. Tho result wa? uinrvolouex my laborers soon became hearty androbuatg land I have had no further trouble. Th ey rel Irv? tit? euro rared Liver, el ?Mm/m the Blood) (Voua poUonom hinnom, And ?MM Hin bowel* to met matu itally, wi i& .cit vi-li lol? no ono eau feel well. Try tl?ta remedy fairly, and yon wlllgnla M lM?lUiyJM gestion, Vlaroroaa Dody. s*n re Blood. Mirona; Nerves, aud aMound Kilver, fri oe, 85 ?Je ii Ci. ?nico, 85 murray HU, Pi. lt. GRAY n*tR or WniSKP.nB chanced toa Oi.ossv JII.ACK hy a singlo application or lids DYK. It impar I M a lint o ral color, anil acts Instantaneously. Bold by Druggists, or sent by expresa on receipt Of Ono Dollar. Offioo, OB Murray Street, New York. (Dr. TVTVH ni AX t; .11, of Vriluar>re*v information mid l/se/ul JKeoetpte ? wilt bm mailett FOSS on ?Vii I loaf lon.P July 13, 1882 84 ly JSS i eli rn MI Biri & lia II vi I lc IS. SS. PASSENGER DE l'A 111 ttl EN T. CHANGE OV SCHEDULE: On and after tlie 6th of November, 1882, llie Pahsongcr Train Service on tho Atlanta end Charlotte Air Linc Division will be ns fol owe: EASTWARD. Mail and Express. No. 61. No 63 Loavo Atlanta 2 65 P M Arrivo Gainesville 6 04 I* M Arrivo Lula 6 35 P M Ar Rabun Gnp Juno CUP M Arrive Tocooa 6 48 P M Arrivo Seneca 8 07 P M Arrivo Greenville 10 OG P M Arrive Spartanburg ll 40 J' M Arrive Oastooia 2 01AM Arrive Uhnrlotto 8 21 A M WESTWARD. Mail and Express. Mail. No. 50 No 62. Loavo Charlotte 1 00 A M Arrivo Gastoolu 2 08 A M Arrivo Spnrtanburg 4 31 A M Arrivo Greenville 6 59 A M Arrivo Seneca 7 48 A M Arrivo Toccoa 9 18 A M Ar Rabun Gap Juno 10 00 A M Arrivo Lula 10 87 A M Arrive Gainesville ll 06 A M Arrivo Atlanta 1 30 P M Accommodation Train ("Air Lino Rollo") Leavo A linn In 5 00 P M Arrivo at Atlanta 8 40 A M T. M. R.TALCOTT, General Monoger. Ii Y. SAGE, 8uporintcodont. M.-8t<AUonTEn, Gen. Pas. A Ticket Ag'l. Wi J HOUSTON, A. G. X\ Agont, ? A Mot io toi* I Atv. Without lusfel without rost? Bind the motto to thy breast; Dear it with thoe es a spell; Storm' ?od euoshioo guard it welU Meed not flowers that round theo bloom - Bear it onward to tho tomb. I Insto not! Let no thoughtless deed Mar for uyo tho spirit's spend; Ponder well und know tho ?iuht; On W'ird ,t hen , with ?ll thy might. Haste not-years con ne'er utouo For ono reckless notion dono. Rest not I life is sweeping by; Go nod doro before you die. Something mighty ?od sublimo Leave behind to conquer time! Glorious 'tis to live (or nye When these forms havo passed away. Haste not! Rest not! Calmly wait; Meekly bear thc storms of futo. Duty he thy polar guido; Do the right whatever betide! Haste uni! Rest noll Conflicts past, God shall crown thy work ut hist. - i'rom (he. German oj Goethe. The Give-Away Gamo. HOW K ASI LY AN A MEMO AN CROWD CAN UK DUl*ED - A STREET VAKIlOs EXP08E. ''Do you know," said a man who Was selling jewelry from u dry goods box to o reporter, "that tho Amerioaus uro tho easiest humbugged of uuy in tho world? Jt is true und 1 have helped to humbug them about as much os tho averuge man." Somebody bud just been rcudiug au account of tho Louisville lottery druwing which brought forth this sproch. "Cuu't you tell us some of your ex?? pcrience in that line?" asked n mun near. "Well, you would luugh lo know what fools pcoplo make of themselves sometimes About two years ugo I was down in Bruns wick, where L saw a follow running u per fectly Equate game, but which was thc most out und out stcul J. ever beard of. His plun was simple, und hundreds of the very best people of the town flocked to give him a liiul. lie rented a store und put a show cose across the counter in tho centre. In j thc show caso he hud, 1 know, my hut full of len and twenty dollar gold coins, piled < in a heap in one corner, und in the other about thc same sized pile of silver dollars. - A dice box and BIX dice completed his ! ont li t. Ry paying half a dollar u mau bad ! ono throw with thc dice. If he threw six I sixes ho took thc entire pile of gold; if ho : threw six aces he was entitled to all thc j silver. Of course no one ever threw ull (bc sixes, neither was it possible to gel the ! aces to como ull io a bunch. A man ' might us well expect to get struck by lightning from u clowdless sky at noonday as to throw six aces; it is utmost un im?' possibility, that's all. Well, thc fellow made several hundred dollurs and left " j '.Did you ever hear of how easy it is to fool u man with soap?' continued toe talker "We street men know that ns un1 old story, of courue. 1 was down to Troy, Ala,, several months ago when a fellow come ulong utmost strapped. Ile went to, a grocery store, bought ll lew bum of ?his transparent soup, cut it into small pieces about thc size of one's thumb, wrapped it in colored tissue paper very neatly, and then cover'd tho package with tin foil, : sprinkling tho whole with e bottle of j cologne lo give it n good smell Well, sir, thia fellow got on u box and soon gathered | a crowd by some nice talking, and proposed j to lake out all tho grease from hats, coats* tfeo , I hut could bo brutight iu Tbc first case presented was thc city marshal, who Walked up with a great spot on his co it | which he wanted taken out. Tho fellow carried u sponge well saturated with ben- ' zinc uuu arnica, which nf itself will take | out most anything, and by using a hit of the soap Boon hud thc marshall's coat cn ti rely tree from grease That started the soap sales, and in two or three hours, it beiug Saturday and a crowd in town, thc soap mau hud sold 836 worth, nearly all of which wnB olear profit." Stopping to draw a long breath thc jewelry man oootinurd bia interesting story "1 tell you you cnn humbug anybody I I nm not unlike tho rc6t of the world. 1 I believe I would bite nt my own tricks if I could only get in thc crowd " "NVhilo 1 was ot Brunswick, On., some limo ago 1 took revengo on thu town by playing what wo term tho 'give nwoy racket.' It is u mighty fine thing to play, but very dangerous one in nome localities I hud been using a big umbrella, large enough to oovcr fifty people, wheo ono night on tho street n crowd of sailors, led on by some of the town boys, threw rotten eggs nt tho umbrella and broko up thc crowd. Then I resolved on tho 'givo oway racket.' A fellow has tobo mighty careful about working it or ho will get caught out. It can only bc p'uycd once in n town. ..The way to do it is this: Oct a lot of fine gold rings which eoht about a dollar a dozen and proposo lo bo advertising some big gold concern in New York. I called minc tho grent brazed gold of San Fran cisco, stated that I would BIIOW tho orowd a tiling or two, und noon goot them interested. First, I made a speech in which 1 stoled my bu?iness; then 1 commenced to offer i tho rings nt any price from two cents up, telling them they could not bc bought for less than four dollars ?piece at a jeweller's. I lot out about twenty rings at about two cents, and then asked everybody who bad i bought ringa to hold them up. Instantly every ring was in tho air. 'Now/ said 1 aadressing tho crowd, Uhis is your money, is it?' 'Yea,' said a dozen. 'And you give it up freoly for tho rings?' ?Yes,' oatno airain in ohorus. 'Very well, hero's twooty cents for you, sir and twenty oonts for you, sir,' and PO on around the crowd, 'lhoy commenced to wonder what io tho world I rueaot; 8uid I was crazy and a lot of other things; but I only told thom tliut I wat? advertising goods for my house and bsd plenty moro things to givo away. | Next I tonk up somo of my handsome dia mond studs, which I explained were Lake George diamonds, equal to any on coull, &o., and that I was going to sell thom from 2b couts up; tho moro ono puid ibo butter it would be. of conran, for him. Twenty studs were sold and tho stimcspecoh made. Then I made tho crowd hold up thc din? monda, und each mun got lift y cunts back who had bought, "Thc tiling began to cet very interesting und tho crowd numbered 300 or 400. Thon 1 got out Si/mo gold plated alcevo buttons which I explained could not bo bought for lens than $12. These I proposed to sell for fifty cents each, giving to all who bought a dollar additional ns beforo, earh time doubling the money gift. Tho buttons soon trout off us did thc other things, end I was ready for thc Gnni 'bite' nt tho orowd. The twenty puir of sleeve buttons had bren sold for half u dollar und 1 bud given back twenty silver dollars. 'That fellow's u durn foo),' 1 heard all around me, but L replied to this by Guying that last week, in Macon, I hud given away ?1,600 and that I was ready to do it again. "Thc orowd was perfectly crated to ?ce whet carno next. It was watch chains. The chains 1 wus lo sell ut nny prioe from $2.50 to anything nbovo that ouc wanted to give, I telling them thc while tho moro they paid thc better it would bc fer thom. I hinted that thc watches would como next, und this let thctn off liko a lot of madmen. The trick was now to sell us many chains as possible at ?2 50 I bud a devil of o lot of chains and 60 I sent them out right and left. Tho dol?ais caine rushing blindly at inc and I inked them in like chuff Then I got nut of chains "Previously 1 had prepared two big red silk handkerchiefs, exactly alike, mid us soon ns thc chains were nil sold I took thc money, and, in tho presence of thc crowd, tied it Up all together, und after mukiug a speech proposed to throw thc bundle in thc orowd for tho best mun to take. While talking ' I purposely dropped tho bundle into my little box by my Ride in which I hud thc oilier handkerchief. In this w?s ton dollars in silver und some paper ta mako it stand out and look like thc one 1 had dropped. All this hud been arranged beforehand, of* course. With n swoop 1 swung the bag around my bend nfrcr stoop ing to pick it up where I first dropped il und up it went into the uir. Great heaven?! you should huvu seen thc mob! I never suw vnything like it They fought like tigers over the handkerchief, while I took occasion to leave tho spot. I hud also arranged to bring the thing to a o'iuiax about thc time tho Albany Hain left; so I wus driven Ht once to tho depot. I WHS just $280 ahead. Hut I got veiy wonk In thc knees while wailing ut tho depot. I was a little too soon uni] about u dozen young men ran up raising the very mischief ol u noise, Which I thought was for me and it proved to be true They saw mc und Carno around mc laughing and knocking each other like crazy men I didn't h now what on earth was tho mutter until they iii)? I ly told mc it wus thu best joke that hud ever been played on brunswick, und, although they had been victimized, they wanted to ussure mu that it was all right. "I hud sold thc chains to nearly nil I he best men in Brunswick, some of them paying nm ns high us fivo dollars for them. I was satisfied lo bravo and hud my revenge You may put it. down for a fact tlmt any avorugo American crowd can bo hum bugged the same way every day in tho year " TUB VALUE OK Orr. MILLS-On the sU'-jce? of establishing a cottonseed oil mill ul Charlotte, ibo Journal of that city says: It is shown by rcnsouablo calculations that tho nbsenoo of such o mill from Charlotte lins been costing tho cotton planters in our tributary territory considerably over $100, 000 per year, in the single item of th? waste, of tho oil in tho cotton seed used ns a fertilizer; for tho oil of oottou seed is not of (be slightest value in enriching tho soil und its extraction from tho need does not impair thc vulue in this respect, of tho oil euko. Tho removal of tho staple adhering to the Rood which is dono in tho process for extracting tho oil ulso udds much to tho value of the oiko us provender, as thc lint on Mic seed com i na from tho gin helps to foi in no indigestible ma??s in tho stomachs of outdo, while no such result follows with thc cake Tho Baltimore Sun's Wull street corres pondent telegraphs on Friday as lollows: '.Since thc election there bus been a better demand for good Southern bonds for trust funds, und savings hunks, and priocs aro Iud per cent, higher, with bul few bonds o fi ferio g at thu advance. South Carolinas, Alabamas, Ucorgian und Louisianas oppoiir in spcoial request. Tea thousand dollars old Tennessee worn taken this forenoon ut 45, and 820,000 comprises at 52." ? .. GALVESTON, Novombor 13.-A Crochet* special says: Tho cou ri house, in which wus tho jail und postof?co, wus oomplotcly destroyed by lire this morning at about 4 o'clock. All tho records wore lost. Two prisoners, a white mao named Oliver Mc** Oaury and a negro named Samuel Doty, perished it? the ?lttno?. FACTS. One oonoo of facts is wot) worth a too of bold assertions, unsupported by evidence aod coutrary I to reoeuo and common sonso, ? nd a Bingie grain will often make moo Yvoudor tbut tliey oould hevo been so cosily duped into helioviii|; that which s little reflection would huro shown thom tobo absurd Our people were treated to a stood deal of cumpaigo gush about the propriety, yea, tho absolute necessity of building up a State University ut Columbia out of the hurd eurncu money of tho taxpayers. How g m n d and glorious was tho idoa tliut tho 1 State, tho n ifi ce n i motlier of us all, bos opened a grout university and extended the invitation to ull ber young men who arc uot ublc to pav tuition ut the other colleges io ber borders: i "Come tome without money and without i price. I will givo you to drink deep draughts from the Pierian Spring. I will < puller you to cat your Gil of the bread of tho tree of kuowlcdgc, Tuition shall bc UH free no the water cr tho winds that, blow i You shall have u higher education thou you cuu get ut tho other colleges in thc ?State 1 for less money." We were told that Welford and Adner and Furmao und Newberry and Krskin were all very well in their way, but tho educational ladder would never bo com pletc until it roached from thc foundation wall, the common Behool up to thc cap* stone ol tho edifice, a grand central uni versity, to which young men may resort after they have exhausted thc meagre sup ply of mental food furnished by the comm MI school, thu a> udemy und tho curriculum , colleges. We were told that he State hud already provided a liberal supply of milk fer the babes, and ut the Inst session of thc Legislature, as waa her bounden duty, she provided incut, which could not bo obtaiued elsewhere, for ber starving young mon. So lhiieh for theory und assertion. How aro the fie ts? Wc have it on tho authority of a professor in ooo of thc denominational college.*, (not in this eouuty) himself a distinguished educator, that u largo pro-, proportion, wo cannot, Bay exactly how ? grout, of tho students now at thc univer sity ore not prepared to cuter tho freshman class in any of our dcnomiouiiotial colleges. Ile states further that a gentleman desired to send his son to ouo of our denomina tional cullcgc8, but found out thut his boy could no( enter tho freshman. Ile then determined to send him to un ucidcmy io North Carolina to prepare for college liefere the limo came fur V.is son lo start bc Was advised by a friend of I he univer sity to send him there Ile did so and found ti o d i ll) oui ty in entering him. Wo were told that board oould be ob tained in Columbia at from six to eight dollars per month in messes. Mr. John Ik-lion Hannon, a son of Mr. William Harmon, of this county hus tried itC-? His brother informed us hist week that when he Drat went down lhere board in messes was *vorth ten dollars per month Within two weeks its was raised to twclvo dollars and lilly cents per month. In addition to this Hr. Hainan said they hud to buy furnituro for their rooms Ile was not ut till pleased with thc stand .inls of scholarship or thc mel boils ol touching. At Walhalla, Spar enburg, Oreen ville, Newberry or Due West the. price for board is from ten to eleven dollars per month, with room fur nished, wc ure informed. Mr. Harmon Ins loft Columbia and will go to Wofford where beean pay tuition and got n better educa tion for less money. We buvo already mentioned thc fact that tho Revised Statutes, tho latest law on tho subject, provides that only ono student from euoh county shall go to tho university with free tuition, und that he must not neces sarily be indigent, but must simply be suc cessful in a competitivo examination mid bc roc nu mon ded by tho delegation from his county, whether ho is rich or poor. - Abbe* ville Medium. UNANINOUS. Hore oro tito Stales which liavo gone Democratic. ls is nut a tidal wave, iii. deed ? Texas, Illinois, Kansas, Florida, Indiana, 0 corgi.i, Nevada, Missouri, Alabama, Colorado, Arkansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Michigan, Maryluud, Delaware, Tennessee, New York, California, Wisconsin, Mississippi, Connecticut, New Jersey, Ilhodo Island, Pennsylvania, Massachusetts, South (carolina, North Carolina, New Hampshire. Tho next Congress will have 197 Demo? . cute, 110 Republicans, 1 Urccnbaokcr, 2 Independents and 6 lleadjuslors. Demo oratio majority over oil, 09, a D?mocratie guio of Gi. Roccntly compiled statistics p!aoo tho death rate from the administration of chlo K'lVn'-. at uno por thoueaad. Political Cfossii?. On tho evo of tho election tho editor of tho i'cc Dee Index Hayo: ''Wo hove traveled in a buggy 305 miles, spoken six teen times in the last threo weeks and 'all for glory ' VVoll, all tho losses eonneotcd therewith we charge up to 'gloryV account, Bud in uti earnestness soy if tho sood Lord will forgivo us for this scuroh after glory Ho will never hove it to do uny moro." The Cberter Reporter says: . "Somo of tho staunchest Republicans in this county voted for M*. Ilcniphill for Congress. They could find no reason for not doing so and plenty of sood reasons for doiug so." A Stalo exchange, tito uumo of which bus boco overlooked, soys: One voter cuuic to thc polls, and, Seeing six boxes spread out before him, looked for some timo ut the boxes and ut the Rtack of tickets in his hand. Finally bc said "Well, Je Lord pint mc to dis box," and slapped the whole into one box." Afrcr having voted, ono met another making his way to thc polls, stopped him nod said: :'Let mo give you some cxvioe, brudder. No ouse for you lo stau round und look ut de boxes. Jes trow your ticket in dc first one. Do moro you stan ?nd 'sider dc more you git tungie np. "Clure to do Lord dose buckra is do dcb* ble. Jcs you lot dcm ulono. If dey 'flint pot a'trivancc for sali wale dc nigger, den l'se a olean gone foule." Manager to wailing voter-"What box do you want?" Voter-"Publicuu box. Woto 'Publican chery time." It is a remarkable fact that J. P. Piid peon was thc only white man who voted thc Radical ticket in Marion. Some of thc colored denizens of thc Seneca vicinity endeavored lo volo lust Tuesday upou presenting tax receipts uud guano notes in lieu of registration cer tificates. They were ullowcd to puss by on thc other side. A Rumsollor's Story A man named Stacey, tho ownc t of n splendid drinking saloon in New .York, signed the pledge lately nod closed the house Hearing that a party of Iuds hud formed themselves in u temperance society he went to them und give them his expe rience as a ruinscller. Wc repeat some of his recollections: "I sold liquor," said Mr. Stacy, "for eleven years-long enough for me to seo tho beginning and end of its effects. 1 have seen a man take Iiis first g'ns. of liquor in my place and afterwards fill thc giavc of a suicide. 1 have seen man after j mun, wealthy and educated, como into my j saloon who cannot now buy their dinner.! I eau recall twenty euston.ces worth from one hundred thousand to fivo hundred thousand dollars who ure now without money, place or friends." Ho warned the boys against entering thc ! saloon on uny pretext Ile Mated that ho j had seen many o young fellow, member of u teat pera noe society, conic iu with u friend und wait while he drank. "No, no," ho would say, "I never touch it. Thanks till the same." Presently, rallier than seem j churlish, he would take a glass of sider or harmless lemonade, "The lemonadewns nothing," said thc rum.-ollcr, "but 1 knew how it would end. The only safely, boys, for any man, no maller how strong his resolution, is outside tho door of thc 8uloun." THE GREAT SALT LARK.-Four barred of water will Icavo, ufter evaporation, nearly a barrel of s.lt. The luke was discovered in tho year 18'20. und no outlet from it hus jet been nscettuinod. Four or live largo streams empty themselves intuit. For tito past fifteen years, until lust year, tho luke lins been prado ally rising; but hst year it receded two or three feet-u most unusual occurrence-owning to the exceptiotlul'y warm weather. There are not lish iii thc luke, bur myriads of small (lies cover tho surface Tho bouvuncy of ibo water is so great that it is not at all un easy matter to drown in it. Tho entire length ol' tho Suit Lake is eighty-live miles nnd ils breadth is forty-five miles. Compared with thc Demi Sen, tho Gicat Salt Lake is loncer by forty? th ruo miles and broader by thirty-five miles. Thc salo of Texas lands to English capi talists is becoming enormous, Tracts us lurga us tluee mid four million of uclro aro sought. Thc headquarters of tho trade arc in New York, but Washington parties ore quito largely engaged in it. Judicious und persistent advertising of tho advantages of tho lands brought nbout tho enormous emigration of tho last few years, and this demand for largo tracts of lund follows Tho lund bought is unimproved, nnd thc prices puid ure from seventy-five ccnls up wurd per aero. Nows of even a greater disaster than the Manila hurricane oomcs from thc fur Ea?t. tn contrai .Japan whole villages have bcon swept away by floods, and thousands of lives oro said to hnvo been lost. Tho moro it is studied tho more remnrknblo tho woathcr of tho present autumn uppcuis to bo. Tho Greenback party has no existcno3 except in tlie idlo bruins ?nd vain desires of deluded or disappoin'ed ollico seekers. The recent election settled that matter. Only ono lono Greeiibnekcr will bc found in ail tho 820 members of tho next Houso of Representatives in Congress. Tho Southern States aro invited to moko an exhibit of their resources, agri cultural, mineral, manufacturing, &0., at tho Annual Fair of tho Now England Manufacturers' and Mechanics' Institute, io ba held st Huston ia September, 1883. Tito Egyptian cotton is botng rovagod by worms. Tbo Republican party winy DOW consider itsolf .?reformed." Where will the Republicans get their seed for the next election? Tbo net earnings of tho South Carolina Railway for the year ending Juno 30, 1882; amounted to 8480,600. Raisins, equal to those of M iluga fume,, havo been cured by Dr. E. T. Avery, of lObenczer, York Couuty. The grapes werri ?Malaga seedlings. Climb ns high, young mon, ns n worthy ambition will let you, but never despise the hdiler which assisted you upward. Judge Mackey will shortly leave tho. ?Slate tor Denver, Colorado, by tho way ot* Washington, fr h ero ho will resido for ti short whilo. The marriage insurance associations ha.o collapsed and swindled everybody who wari "green" enough to risk any money iii them. A colored woman in Abbeville county hus given birth to a child with four legs and und four units, lt lives, despite thu' numerousness of its members. Culhouti is to linvo a ?50,000 monument. Tho funds wero collected beforo tho war and ure sn fe. Thc monument is iu process of construction iu Home, Italy. Tl.eic is a sweet potato war in process between York ?md Chester. York is tho lust county to parado its forccB, and it claims a lot of thirty-five bushels of tho tubers, of which thc smallest potuto weighs' four und a quarter pounds. Langdon C. Haskell o brother of Judge-' and Colonel Haskell of our State, recently died ut his residence in Aikunsas. Ile distinguished himself as n Confed?ralo soldier, and rose to tho muk of Major. On account of the great crops in Abbcr villc County it hus been necessary to build new corn cribs in every neighborhood thia full, ?More havo been built than wero constructed during the previous ten years; Thousands of gallons of sorghum syrup' have been made and hundreds of families have enough moluescs, corn, wheat und oats' to lust them until next fall. Blaine declares that ho is out of poli?* tier, Conkling rc echoes tho simo senti? ment. Nobody seems aoxious for tho J?b of leading Republicans to defeat in 18?4? No man can make money at fanning when he has to pay twenty cents per pound for his bacon and 81.50 per bushel for his* corn. Senator Bayard thinks tho Republican party has been disintegrated hy thc sccent elections. Ile thinks tho Democrats will come into power. lie dealt "tariff tuxa lion" sonic heavy blows in a recent inter? view, lie hus been classed among tho protectionists. SIFTED TH KM OUT_ Winnowing (llo *4Vii<>.it from Hie Tares-A froh.CHI lousily Sim ????Ci04l. "My friend," said tho druggist, "you have a. bune back, you say. and want a plaster to put on it. Onco I could have shown a largo assort* men! to choose from. Now 1 koop only ii fev?' und sell most of MUNSON'S CAPOIXK PQRUS Vl.AS-' TKIl. Why? lieeuu-o they arc Ibo best. I have A Hooch's, thc Capsicum and some olliers. They are harmless and slow, llusiness is busi ness and 1 gradually ceased to deal in them tc any great extent." '.All right, ilo inc up a Capoine, without any more tnlk. for my back aches as though I h?d boen working my pnssaga in a baggage car." ..Here you ure," said the druggist, "willi the' word C\ rei Ni. cut in the middle of Ibo plaster, proving lt m he genuino." ..And here's your 'J? cents." said Hie lara'? backed niau, walking slowly away. November 10, 18*2. 62 4w I Imvo a positivo leiiiuily fi>r tim nhovo disenso; by Itt han ilimiftimUs of casoa of tim wort.t kind mid of font; riiiiKiiiiir imvo l een cured. Iiiiloed, HO ttronn it mr min. ll ll? rltlcni-y, thru I will ?.end 'OUI ?IOITI.KS .-'KKK. to COIhor willi u V ALU Alli.K Titi" ATISK on tills ilKouso, to uny ?ullurur. Olvo Kxiirom uno 1'. o. mldros-i. DU. T. A. at.OCl'M, iel J'oii?ltii., NowYorki AN ONLY DAUGHTER CURED OF CON SUMPTION. lyURN dentil was hourly cxpeclcl, nil remo l? die1? having failed, and Dr. II. .James wa3 experimenting with the ninny herbs of Calcutta' be accidentally made n preparation whiob cured Iiis only child of Coil.Ml.ll|>1 ion. His child. is now in this country and enjoying thc best of healili. Ho bas proved to the world thal Coil s', tn ?H i <?ii c io bo positively and peruiniieiitly cured. The Doctor now give tho Ueoipo froti, only asking two Hircc-ccnt stamps lo pay ex penses This herb also cures night sweats, nansen nt Hie stomach and will break up a fresll cold in 24 hours. Address Craddock & (Jo , 1012 Mace street, Philadelphia, Pa., naming Ibis pupor. Nov. I?, 1882-62 4w wo continuo ti SVMljyhjl set aosolioUorafor i.i.'u patents, caveats, trarto-mnrlcn, Copyright?, etc.. for tho United Stntea, mid to obtn.ii pat enta iu Canada, England, l'miico. 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