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M KEITH, SMITH & CO.
WALHALLA, SOUTH CAROLINA, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 1881.
VOLUME XXXII.-NO. 43.
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July 7. 1881.
A STRAIGHT TEMPERANCE DRINK.
Among tho thirsty ones yesterday hunting
up and down Woodward uvcnuu for some
thing to quench thirst was a man in rusty
black who entered tho drug store und softly
inquired
'.Ilavo you a tomporanco drink?"
?'Two or threo of 'om. Will you tako
soda water or ginger ale?"
.'Well now, our sooioty docs not regard
cither of theso us a strictly tcuipcrauncc
drink. Both oro associated with stronger
liquors."
,"IIow would root beer answer?"
"Suspicious, suspicious," was tho whis
kered reply.
"Ah! 1'vo got it now!"
?'Ah!"
"I oatt givo you a straight temperance
drink ns cool us icc, but it comes high."
"JIow much?"
"Ton ocnis a glass."
"Very well," said tho old man, as ho
put down hi- dime.
The druggist wus absent only a minute
and then returned and placed a glass of
liquid Indore him. The old mun drank half
of it, smocked his lips und asked:
'.May I ask what you oall il?'1
"(Vrd.inly; it is called water. I just
drew it from the hydrant."
Tho excursionist Act thc glass down
muoh burder than ho needed to, buttoned
his ooat nod with a glauco incant to reduce
tho druggist's weight to 120 pounds tn
five sooonds, marched out ns stiff as a boan
polo, and crossed tho st root after a lemoned?
Humored with peppermint esscnoo.
Somo mon are born with largo heads, ?orne
j achieve a hoad, aiid others In vc a hoad put
i upon them.
Unseen Aid.
If ho would only holp mo just onoo more! i
Bending boneuih the burdon low 1 cried, j
My eyes wero blindod and I did not seo
Tho shining angel waiting ut my sido.
[ did not hoar tho low sweet words that foll,
Answering, o'on then, my spirit's iunor
needs.
I did not heed tho touch of holy hands
That thrilled my own with strength for
nobler deeds.
O, Friend! io Ileavon's sweet face enfolded
now,
How could I guoss your love would fiud
a means
To caso tho bunion and point tito way,
Aud load mo to tho fair lifo of my
dreams,
Pleading.
Como baok, dear heart, and lovo me still,
For ul J is dark and drear and cold,
[ little thought my pride, aud chill
Would loso for mo thy tender fold;
Como with thy blithcsumo tono und ways,
1 loved so well those oldeu days.
0, I havo wailed all theso years!
My lifo lins sunk to embers low,
And in these eyes now dead to tours
Thou'lt read tho anguish of my woo.
Then wilt thou, dear, nut oomu to mc,
And kiss my lips so tenderly!'
Ah, yes, dear heart, I still must pray,
Though tilttht and ago ure drawing nigh;
Thou'lt feel for mo so (ur away,
And lr7 to lovo mc ere I dio.
And with sweet memories of the past,
Thou'lt come at lust, thoul't come ut lasl.
Circular Concerning Historical
Portraits, tte.
INTERNATIONAL COTTON EXPOSITION, AT
OA NTA. CA., EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT.
Tho management ol' thu International |
Colton Hs position aro already assured of
the attendance of an immense concoure of*
pcoplo from u11 sections ol tho country.
Among tho many (hou.sjnds who will visit
tho Exposition ibero will bo few who will
uot luke a lively und putriotio interest in
thc history and development of the South
from its earliest period?, and in order to
Stimulate inquiry and disseminate correct
information, wc invito your aotivo and ear
nest co operation iu tho following d?part"
menu:
1. HISTORICAL PORTRAITS.-Wc
h ive prepared a commodious nod elegantly
arranged Art Hall for the display of paint
ings, statuary and art work, tu this de
partment we greatly desire to place a gal
lery ol' historical portraits, embracing tho
largest possible number uf portraits of the
distinguished men of the South in all pro
fessious, Such a collection would uttruot
thu gleitest intuition, prove a .strong in
centive to biographical and historical study
among our own citizen* and visitors from
abroad Th? se portraits, whet ncr belong
ing to publia or private collections or to
families, may be forwarded to us in per
foot confidence that they will be eirefully
guarded, prominently displayed, aud safely
returned to ibu owners
2. HISTORICAL SCENES -Lmd
Noapes and genre paintings, illustrating
Southern localities, scenes and uhaructcr
will bc most aoueptublu, and provo ol' ex*
ocediug interest to thousands of people,
who otherwise could not possibly h ive op
portunity to enjoy theso works of art.
There, uro hundreds of KU di pictures of
value und celebrity scattered uiuoug lim
homes of thc South; and we teliove lt will
be felt by thc owners to bo a duty to pl ice
thom in this oolleuliou for tho term of thc
Exposition
3. HELIOS, TROPHIES, El'O-Wo
shall gladly receive, preservo and bund
Homely display every t li im; in tho 6hapo of
historical relios, such as military arms, flags
and trophies; ancient plate, furniture and
adornments; curious nod antique articles of
virtu; and any other like urt?olo of val?o
and curious interest
inquiry will discover in nenrly every
ncighboihood of tho South some artiulo bo
longiug properly in ono or other of thc
above departments. Wo shall thank you
to givo us your influeuoe and assist.nico in
urging tho importance of theso collections
upon your poople, and in collcoiing and
forwarding snob mtiolus as may bc offered
fur exhibition as suggested.
Pleuse give this your prompt oonsidoru
tiou, and advise us of any results following
upon your efforts.
II. I. KIMBALL, Director-Gcncral
Atlanta, (Ja, August IG, 1881.
NOTE -Parties intending to add to this
collection os above will promptly udviso
thu Director Gmural of their intentions, in
order that full shipping instruction, blank
iovoiee.'i, tags, cte , may be forwarded to
them.
"We publish nlso tho following olauso of
a circular of August 15, 1881, which is of
general interest:"
Tho originul soopo of tho International
Cotton Exposition ha? boon so enlarged
and extended as to embrace oil the pro
ducts of tho firm und oroliurd, vineyard
ond garden, including livo stock of cvory
description - exoepting horses Tho sue*
oeffl of tho enterprise ls already assured
to far os concerns tho exhibits of textilo
fabrics and materials, nnd mnnoftioturing
machinery nnd processes. It remains for
tho progressive und publio spirited furmors
ami fruit {(rowel's of the eouutry to tuko
advaotago of tbo opportunity afforded to
moko audi exhibits, iudividuoi and oolleo
lootive, as will illustroto to tho world our
varied rcsouroC8 of soil and climate. This
circu? jr is addressed especially to tho far?
mers and fruit growers of Georgia, and is
designed to invoke your activo co operation
and individual efforts to illustrato our own
State and to provo thc sincerity and jus
tice of tho oluims that have been put for
ward iu ber bohalf, us a Stato aboundiug io
all tho clements of health, happiness and
prosperity.
Tho Women of tho South.
[From tito Missouri Republican.]
EDITOR RBFUULIOAN: In a recent edi
torial, "Tho womeu of tho South," you fail
in with tho old argument that Southern
women huvo always avoided honest labor,
and have always depended upon tho undo
population for support. These stutouicots
uro fur from truth, winn tho roul facts ure
known. Tho Southern woman docs as
much to sustain her family us any wouiau
in iho civilized world, und sho hus dono oil
kinds of labor with so much spirit, so tnuoh
modesty, so much dignity that her efforts
Ute to lie applauded rather than coi) d e ni tied .
That you may seo Hie Southern woman io
her true light, 1 wish to prcscut a few facts
for your consideration.
Thu middle dusses at tho South luve
always labored fur bread - they havo
ulwuys gained their support from tho toil.
Neither the extremes of society labor
with their hands to tiny great extent in
uuy part of tho world-uico ur women.
They uro not tho exception to tho rulo nt
tho South.
Tho ol089 of wouieu that I wiilo about
constitutes u lurgu uiajoiity of Southern
wouieu-thc great middle class. Tlicso
women have always boroo their share of tho
burthens uud responsibilities of life. They
have always earned their own brou'l by
honest daily tot), und they have never been
thought a burthen, but rather u help, to thc
malo portion of (ho population. Southern
women have always been tho manufacturing
portion of thal people; they havo always
made n largo m-j./.iiv of ul I tho textiles,
colton and woolen, used by tho family uti*
lil withit) the last fifteen years, and iu
mutiy communities tho stine thing is now
done bv tho women.
In tho writer's recollection, and ho is
now u young mau, nearly ull of thc do
mestics, woolen blankets, wearing apparel,
cotton und woolen were spun ul home. The
bcd clothing of all kinds, und, in fact,
everything used by tho family, except shoes
?iud huts, were made ut home by tho wo
men. They did muoh artistio work in this
direction, und L hove, during thc war,
heard Northern men express tho greatest
ustonUhmcnt ut thc neat handiwork of
Southern women. Tho articles ure not loss
manufactured b? being dono nt tho humea
of tho people th ni it' they were made in
factories. The white female portion of the
Southern people were the ones who mude
these things. Tho negroes wcro ucver ex
pert meeban?os and they wore only used to
multo tho very coarsest garment s worn. A
quantity of tho clothing used by tho negro
population oven was mude by white mistress
ot thc fu tu i ly und her daughters. These
manufactures-home manufactures if you
please-were iu every neighborhood in thc
South. They woroon noarly cvory farm in
(hot country; und they were carried ou
by tho peuple who were in possession of
property, and valuable property nt that, fur
thuso same people lost 611.000,000,000
from 1800 lo 1870, and if they had not
possessed they could not have lost it. Thc
women were tho only laborers used und
they mudo nine-tenths of nil thc goods
ever used in tho South prior to 1800
They were regularly made on thc farms
where they wero consumed. No ptirt of
this oountry has furnished more female
m a nu fa ot ure rs linn the South has ulwuys
furnished.
It is a usual slur against Southern peo -
plc that its white population does not labor
with its bunds. Now, in 1800 tho uogrocs
were owned by ono fifth of tho white popu
lation. The other tour fifths hud their own
lubor to pct form und tho census of that
yeer shows that country to huvo posscssod
io valuable property and franchises as
much per capita us any other portion of
thU country leaving out thc two thou
money cen Ires, Boston nnd New York.
Their women helped in every way except
in thc lield digging in thc ground to mako
thia wealth und they could not have done
moro than they did with tho inuoliincry
they hail, lt look tho whole time of the
female population to muko tho matcriul
from its raw stuto into cloth mid from cloth
into clothing. They lints saved tho
money made by the mun uud accumulated
it for use.
At Augusta, Gu., tho peoplo aro only
changing from private homo manufactures,
und they thus adapt themselves to tho
changed cl emu nd for woman's service
What lins boon done nt Augusta, can and
will be done in every Southern community.
Every Southorn femalo of ibis class desires
to boin tho mulos in tho lifo struggle ond
they will do their duty ns they ulwuys have
done it.
Tho Southern woman hos always been
true to her homo, her husband, her oin I*
dren, her relativos, Sho hus cover h cai .
tuted, she will never hesitute, to devote her
lifo, her cucrgy, her intellect, to tho ones
she loves. Tho women of tho middle olass
at tho South have always labored, tlioy will
always labor, to fulfill their purlin creation,
ond will do lt us they huvo always done,
modestly and unassumingly. No peoplo
huvo dono moro tc bring prosperity out of
advenity than they, since 1805, uuel their
BUCdOSS bas been largely duo to tho hope
fulness oiid energy of Southern woruoo.
Tho malo population at tho South returned
from a disastrous war, broken in energy
and hope, and they wcro Btimuluted to ao~ i
tivo industry by tbeso samo uoblo Southern
women.
They aro noble examples of roGucd wo
manhood, and they will continuo to assibt
in tho development of their country by
their intellects and ootivo work. Thu
writer has nover seen tho Southern woman
hulongine to this class who was ashamed of
work. They aro usually proud to oluim an
independent spirit und on ability to tuko
oaie of self. Tho mon of thu South who
Imvo risen from poverty to wealth, and they
aro thousands, owe their success, in niuo
oases out of ten, to tho shrewd busiuoss
management of on industrious wifo and
economical daughters.
Tlicso women havo only to bc known lo
be esteemed. They arc tho ohos who
make the men bravo in waruud industrious
in peace. So littlo is known of them bo
CUUMO of their quiet, relined reserve. Tho
people of tim North know nothing com
paratively of them, for they havo only BCCU
them iu war, when they cuuld not bo cor
rcctly ostiuiatcd.
Let them po iuto their homes now aud
they will find hospitable treatment, aod
every one of them will bo busy with their
hands or heads doing all they can to help
solve tho great problem of progressive lifo.
JSO. SUKPIlEttD.
M ACON, Mo.
Ia Consumption Contagious1?
If our medical journals were to announce
tho steady approach to this country-siy
from China-of un ill understood, painful
and usually fatal malady, which if once
established among us would certainly kill
half a million of ?ur citizens overy year
uud ultimately carry off ono iu every livo
of tho outirc population, it is safo to pre
sume that tho announcement would not bo
calmly received. As ouo man, physicians
not ICMJ strenuously dian laymen, wcshould
demand tho most rigorous quarantine
against the in footed country. No effort
would bu ticccuuted too heroic, no precau
tion too costly, to sh'uld our country from
so disastrous un invasion And if there
wcro any doubt as to tho specific nature of
thc threatened plague or of tho modo of
its transtnisatOQ or inception, ucither our
medical aud sanitary societies nor thc gov?
eminent would rest until competent coin?
.missions were sent to invest?galo tho matter.
It would bc accounted critninul indiffcrcuoo
on thc p.nt of medical and sanitary uu
thorities to neglect to make a concerted and
.persistent effort to discover tho causes and
conditions of thc plague, and how to pro
tect the community from it ravages or to
cure its victims when attacked.
Would tho urgency of thc case bo di
minished io any respect by ihe circum
stance that thc supposed invasion hud ul
ready become u fact accomplished?
At lirst thought any ono would reply:
Not in the ?east; rather the contrary'; for
the evil in thc latter case would bo actual,
uot threatened merely, and the loss or sav
ing of half ti million lives a year is a
matter of thc gravest national importunco
Yet it is a singular fact that while we
should bo throwu into a panie if hull a
million lives wero threatened by a oew dis
euse, wo accept as inevitable, almost with
indifference, tho ocrtaiu killing of that
number of people every year by un old and
familiar malady. And our medical au
thorities tolls us, without a twingo of pro
torsional pride, that they really do not
know positively how consumption is in
duced and transmitted, or whether it is
communicable from tho sick to tho well or
or not; and worse yet, they confess without
blushing that they do not cont?mplalo any
special or goner J! effort to h ive such mo
mentous questions cri?ioally invo?tig'ited!
When half a million of discontented
natives of Ku ropo throng to our sliorea iu a
singlo year wo du nut fail to appreeiato tho
importuned of thc <*uio, bulb immediate and
pruspcotivo. Whoo u larger number of
our own citi/.o.is ure cut off untimely by a
disease which, while it destroys them,
transmits a lenney of sickness and too often
early death tu their descendante, wo mourn
our individual losses, but make no adequite
effort to put au end to the national loss by
urging or aiding tho scientific determina.
lion ot its conditions, causes and romodies.
Alreudy one in every iivo of our population
dies of consumption, an I tho indications
aro that the conditions of our civilization
tend to increase thc death rate from thia
cause. If thu disease is infectious, au
many believe, tho multiplication of cases
may sooner or later reach a point-if its
progrefs is unchecked - at which a perpet
uation of our race and thc civilization de
veloped by it will becomo impossible Other
races and civilizations havo disappeared,
leaving PO explanation of tho secret of
their decline. Others, we have good voa*,
sons for believing, have been exterminated
by plagues peculiar to them, developed in
uti probability by something poouliar to
their modes of living.
That there is any imminent danger of
so disastrous a result to our racejnnd civili
zation from tho increase ol' oonsumplion no
ono but un alarmist would suppose; still it
remains an impending possibility, more es
pecially il there is any oiror in thc common
belief ibnt ibo d?60uso is uot contagious or
infectious.
In tho ourrent issuo of tho Scientific
American Supplement a valuublo summary
of ev id on o.o support mg tho position that
tho virus of consumption ia specific and
oominutiieublo is presented by Dr. Cogshall,
of Michigan. Tho cvidenoo is fuller and
more cogent than is popularly believed; and
while it must bo udtnittcd that many oases
' of supposed ooiutuuoiouiicu of tho diaoaao
muy bo duo not to ?ny transmission of virus-,
but to similarity of unsanitary surround,
inga and family customs on tbo part of re-*
lated victims, tboro is still auQioioot ovi
deoo? that tho direct communication of
tuberculosis is followed by pulmonary ooo
sumption to justify not ooly exceeding caro
iu tho iuturcourso of tho healthy with con
sumptive patients und rigorous sanitation
in connection with all casca of tho diseuse; '
but a special reinvestigation of the natural
history of cousumptiou by tho medical
profession. '
Tho suggestions whioh Dr. Coubail
maltes touching tho measures best oalou- 1
lated to prevent tho ravages of consump
tion, and his remarks with rogard to tho
superior cilioionoy of hygieuiu troattnent
over medication, will bc found worthy of
thoughtful attention. Tho posiiiou ho
lukes with regard to thc curability of oon-i
sumption,cvon in advanced cuses, through
improved U utrillo ti und ? judicious hy
giene to tho exclusion of ult nostrums and
so called consumptive ourcs, is decidedly
hopeful, ond we beliovo that the most of
our physicians will measurably ugreo with
him. Wo wish wo oould bo so well assured
of their desire to investigate an ev/ and
thoroughly thc question of tho commuui- 1
oability of thc virus of tho disease.-Sci
entific American.
F i j u M AN UNIVERSITY.-Tbo Trustoos
of Furuiao Uniuorsity, (Jiocnvillo, mot id
this oily yesterday, and decided to ro-opcu
th) institution on or before tho 1st of Octo
ber. Dr. Charles Manly, of Greenville,
was unanimously elected I'rcsidout, and
provision waa made for tho employment of
u full corps of professors) vVith a prepara-'
tory department. Tho Trustees further
decided to abolish thu plan of free tuition,
which hos becu in operation for tho past'
Gvc years, and hereafter tnodorato charges
will bc mudo for tuition iu tho collegiate
und preparatory deportments. Dr. Manly
is eocrgetio, capablo and popular, dud his
ucccptaucc of tho position to which ho has
been elected will beget renewed couQdenoo
among thc people, by whom ho is greatly
beloved whorever ho is known. Tho pros
pects of Furman University will brighten
under his administration, and thc cause of
higher cducutiou iu tho Stuto will bo
largely developed by this increased pros
perity of thu University, which is Undor
thu patronage of the largest denomination
in South Oaroliua-Coltlmbia Register.
NE'JRO PROVBRUS FROM SCRIBNER.
-It don't tukc no prophet to rick erleo bad
luck.
Dey don't lab no loafers in di martin'
box.
Do wire-grass lubs a Inzy nigger.
Dar's light ?mart 'ligion iu a plow
handle.
Twelve creloek ncbor is in a hurry;. .
Nobber 'pend too mach on do black
berry blossoms.
Dou't bet on a 'tutor hill befo* do grab
bling time.
Hoop o' good cotton stalks gits okdppod
up from 'sooiutin' wid do woods.
Many a nico silk winds up with a nubbin
in do fall.
A chicken roos' is dc dobbul's steel trop,
and a grassy corn row is his flower gordon.
Do nioroin' glories ain't porticklor lubly
to a mau wid do backache.
A rclicious paper Gods food for refleotio?
in tho following story: Tho other day wo
were told thc following incident and
assured of its authenticity. A littlo girl
talking lo her mother about heaven. She",
said, "M?, is ibero any nursery there?"
"No," replied the parent. *'No picture
book??" "No." ? No Noah's ark?" (that
was thc name of a toy of ber's, a house
with many animals in it). "No," replied
tho mother. Tho littlo child dropped her
eyes. She was evidently rc?eotiug. She
closed her meditation with a long drawn
high, and said, "Well, then, I believe I'll
tuko dolly and go to hell."
A bill has been introduced iu tho Goori
gia Legislature to prohibit tho distillation
of grain in that Stato for ono year on ac
count of tho sooroity of grain. This is a
good move, and wo would Uko to seo ir.
followed by every Stato in tho Union. It
is much better that whiskey should bo
high than that broad should bo soaroo.
Woko county, North Condini, of whioh
Iltloigh is tho county sout, as well as tho
oapital of thc State, ie tho leading ootlou
county in tho four States-Virginia, Goor
gia and Ibo Carolinas-produoiog 30,000,
bolos. Richmond county, Georgia, ia seo
ond, producing 20.000 ba'cs,
A courtly negro recently sont a roply to
on invitation, on whioh ho "regrettod that
cirou instances repugnant to tho requi
csocncc would prevent his acceptance of tho
iuvitc."
An Irishman put a sign on a board ou a
road across a bog with this inscription:
"Tukc notioo that when this board is under
water tho road is impassable.
Ono of our fashionable youths donnod
his first hut and cigar Saturday evening.
Ho got along well cuough with tho ci
gar, but ho hud togivo up thc hat-it mode
him sick ot tho stomach.
?.'Tis lovo that makes tho world go
round." Il also mokes tho young man go
round-to tho house of his girl about seven
nights in tho week.
"Eat onions, sis," ls tho Boston Post's
advice to a maiden who wants to know hor?
to avoid having a mustacho como on hor
upper lip.