Keowee courier. (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, February 19, 1869, Image 1
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as thc nigh* (he dug, thou can'st not (hen lc Johe (o any man."
VOL, IV..NO, 19.
POETRY.
Tho Long To-Moirow
Old ago, that airains thc web of life,
And chocks that sh ul He's eager paces;
Brings rest from nil iho world's vain strifo,
And leaves nn ohl man to old faces;
And st ill my heart heats warmly yet,
Although grandchildren play boforo mo,
And 1 can easily forget
That eighty summers have passed o'er mo.
Sweet maiden, with tho downcast eyes,
To whom my grandson gaily chatters,
And treasures up thc low replies
Von maka on many foolish matters ;
I wonder, when a dearer name
He whispers through those shining trosser.
If you'll believe i've done thc sumo,
And thrilled a heart with my caresses I
And when my youngest joined his ship,
So tearful at thc sad home faces,
S mink at his mother's quivering lip,
Tho while he sighed for far-off places
I wonder if he ever thought.
I had my dreams of earth and glory;
But silvered hairs have sternly taught
Tho worth of that heroic story.
And often in the mazy throng,
When little feet are lightly danolng,
And as each maiden whirls along,
Tho bonny eyes give sweetest glancing,
I sit apart au 1 idly dream
That my fair youth has not departed,
And other hopes and fancies seem
To leave mc far moro tender hearted.
My lifo's gay Spring had many joys,
Tho Summer brought me love's first roses,
Tho Autumn gave me my bravo boys,
I wait until the Winter closes.
Each season has flit order brought
Tho mingled Howers of joy and sorrow,
An 1 many un earnest, lesson taught -
And so I wait the long to-morrow.
nnraa? -Kj.'Lv. VMS*-- ?
V J? !H, I 3B3 T Y
[From the .Springfield Republican.]
Rebol Military Genius.
LONGSTREET, JOE JOHNSTON AND THE VA
CANT RU Ul ADI BRSIIir-3.
J The New York Keening Al il lake s offence
|?at the casual remark of thc Republican that
Httm ninny accounts it is to bo remelted wc
^aro not yet far enough advanced to luke ad
vantage of thc splendid military talent of thc
South." Thc Mail expresses thc opinion
that " thc gallant regular officers, graduates
of West Point before thc war, who remained
t-ue to thc flag," would not appreciate such
/magnanimity. Now, if wo may venturo to
assume to know as much about tho regular
army ns tho Mail, wc would assort that, set
ting nsido thc single selfish consideration that
increasing thc number of applicants would di
minish their own individual chances of pro
motion, thc oflicers of thal service generally
would givo a cordial welcome to a fair propor
tion of appointments from among tho distin
guished soldiers of thc South. That fact
alone docs not make it right or desirable; nor
did wo express ourselves finally or unreserved
ly ns in favor of such a course ; hut only in
tended to give expression to a proper and pa
triotic feeling of regret, that the army of tho
?gffeoitcd States should, from any oauso, bc de
prived of at loast one-half of thc highest mil
itary talent of thc land.
Our difference with tho Mail is on two
points. Tho Mail understands that tho reg
. ular army is maintained, if not chiefly, at least
. among other things, tc roward tho graduates
of West Point who remained true in tho rc
' oont conflict. On tho contrary, we regard it
BB tho purpose of nu army to have tho most
perfect instrument attainable, for attack or
Jefenco against thc public enemy. There
i aro seventeen general officers in thc army, bo
lides departmental officers holding that rank.
Now wo do not suppose it possible fer any
sonsiblc man to assert that seventeen men cnn
? be taken from tho late Union army, and not
' include eight, at,loast (let us bo that much
5 Jalriotic), who arc surpassed in every milita
ry qualification by citizens of thc United
/States who followed thc Confederate fortunes
/ ? tho war. Nor docs the Mail seriously bc
?40bffo that if Kwell, Longstreet, Mnhonc, or
bick Taylor were to accept positions in thc
IHnitcd States service, they would, in any
yjuoh reasonable contingency ns it becomes a
'Aotcsman to consider, plot against the coun
ty, refuse to obey thc orders of their supcri
rs, or net any othcrwiso than r? brave and
/^faithful soldiers. If this is so, tho reason for
xoluding them must bo either to punish
hom, or to reward loyal officers. As to pun
.' tushing any man, at this time, for participation
n thc rebellion, thc views of the Republicans
. '. ire too well known to need statement here.
> ?ior do wo believe that the country cnn afford
'?? io reward even tho most faithful and well in
%-i Stationed officer by promoting him to a posh
Ski lion in tho military or civil service, when
' Jinero ia a bcttOT mu: for tho placo. It ia
right to give n preference, and a considerable
jlproforenco, to Union oflicers; but when il
Omca to aohoiec between Joe Johnston and
Dud S. P. llemtzclninn, the country sacrifices
a good deal for thc sake of rewarding an in
different sort of hero, if it chooses tho latt?r.
Thc second error of thc Mail, ns wo con
ceive it, is regarding tho admission of late
rebels to tho military service, os something
peculiarly dangerous. Rut why ? Many of
thc Southern ofiicers, it is true, went with
their Stulcs iu thc war; but did not thc
Southern politicians also? Nay there was
this difference : that almost every Southern
officer threw his influence against secession
until it was inevitable and accomplished,
while thc politicians desired it, and plotted
it, and forced it upon thc people. Take Kw
ell, for example, Lee's ablest Lieutenant i-.f.or
Jackson, whom lie sucjeedod. If there w is
a man in tho South who honestly deprecated
secession, remonstrated against it, and strove
against it to tho last, it was Richard S. Kw
ell. Now, as between thc soldier aud the
politician in this cr.S?, wo would trust thc
soldier, and admit him first to favor. Take
Longstreet: thcro is not a moro truly recon
structed mau in thc South than this held,
vigilant and sagacious soldier. His loyalty
is unclullcnged ; his political disabilities have
been removed by special grace of Congress ;
were he to enter Congress as a Senator from
his native State, bc would receive a perfect
ovation. Rut it seems to be regarded as some
thing little less than treason to express a re
gret that thc sword of so accomplished a sold
ier cannot be at his country's command.
Now, this seems to us sometimes very like
nonsense. A disloyal general to 'ny would
not bc half as much to he dreaded ? disley
al Senator; yet you shall meet a score of mon
who will advocate thc removal of all political
disabilities, to one who darci to speak above
his breath of appointing Kwell or Longst reet
to commands in the t r nj'. Wc are willing
to admit that such a step would be a serious
one, and should not be taken without ample
deliberation ; wc do not advocate it, in any
sense a3 a thing to bo done at onco or done
anyhow ; but we shall take thc liberty to re
peat that it is a pity thc United States can
not avail itself of thc splendid military talent
of thc South; and wc believe that no long
time will pass before thc sole test in thc arni}
or in thc State will lc ability and presold
loyalty. Docs anybody suppose that, if thc
United States were to bc involved In a gen
oral war, Massachusetts and Xew York Regi
ments would not fight side by side willi thc
troops of South Carolina and Alabama, and
under commanders takcu indifferently ft otu
thc Union and thc Rebel armies of live yean
ago ? If it would bc safe and proper then
why is it wrong or dangerous now ?
No Legal President after March 4th, 1869
This may bc regarded as a bold heading bj
a certain class of men who have violated th?
Constitution mid tho United States laws it
relation to the cleotion of President and Vic*
President. Rut it is very evident that Ulys
ses S. Grant was not elected according to tin
Constitutional and legal provisions. In Ar
ticlc II, Section 1, of thc United States Con
stitution it is provided that "each State sh II I
appoint, in such manner ns thc Legislatur*
thereof may direct, a number of Electors equa
to thc whole number of Senators and Reprc
SOntativcs to which thc State may bo iutitloi
in tho Congress."
This is from tho Constitution of the Unitci
Stites as it now stands.
Thc Act of Congress of Maren lat, 1792
Sec. 1, also declares that each State shall pal
ticipito in tho election of President. Thu
stands thc Constition, and thus stood tho nv
enacted by tho framers of that instrument
It romains now to bo seen what is to bo th
action by Congress. That is, of courso, iq
parent to every one. Congress has exclude
Virginia, Mississippi and Texas. Thc;
States have been prevented by thc nation
legislature from casting any votes in thc ele<
tion of electors, and consequently have in i
way been permitted to choose electors. Tbei
will, therofore, bo no appointment of electo
of President under tho Constitution. An
yet a President is but a creature of Const
tu tion.
Another glaring violation of tho Constitute
has been tho interference of Congress wit
tho suffrage question, by which several Stat
were defrauded of their long established righ
of voting. Those woro stupendous fraud
which avoid and give no notion in thoclcctio
And wo think if ho question should over con
before tho Supremo Court, it would bo tin
decided. Whether thc question W??11 ever I
legally'ruiscd may dopend upon certain ci
cumstnnccs hereafter to occur. It may 1
that General Grant will bo suffered to rema
undisturbed to the end of his term, and th
a future Congress will find it necessary to pn
a healing not, making valid thc doings und
i his administration. We soc not tho ncccssi
i of resorting to any force, because it is alwn
, possible to decido tho question peacefully a
I legally. And if tho oppressions of tho pn
. -" ' . _--??--?? ni-i-r-wt.rn
ont taxation shall go on-if tho demolition
of thc rights of thc white people of this coun
try, North and South, aro conti med, it may
bo necessary to bring tho whole subject bofoi'O
tho J udiciury.
As to tho voice of Hie while people it is to
day in favor of a Democratic President.
There aro not fifty thousand whiles in tho
Southern country favorable to General (?rant.
Out of some four million voters in thc North
thero arc not ono hundred and fifty-six thou*
sand majority for Grant. That majority in
any fair vote of white men would bc immense
ly overe?me in tho South.
We have, therefore, tho Constitution and
thc numbers with us, and have, been simply
defrauded out of thc election of Gov. Sey
mour by thc 'most unparalleled transaction
ever known in American history. Of tl.o
States claimed for Grant last year, negro slaves
have boen allowed by thc Jacobin Congres8
to decide as follows :
Missouri, curried by Negroes, 10,000
West Virginia, " ?? 4,000
Tennessee, " " 80,000
Florida, electors chosen by Negro Legislature
Thus it will b?: .--cen that tho entire election
bas been carried by fraudulent mockery of
tho principles established at thc foundation
of thc Government.-Maine Democrat.
Romantic History of one of Tom Bonbon's
Daughters.
Let mc tell you something about one of the
school teachers of San Francisco, by way of
illustrating thc manner in which fortune frol
ics with human nature and makes shuttlecocks
of poor humanity. Among tho teachers is
au elderly lady-the mother of five interest
ting children. She was born in one of thc
Western Sidles, and was thc first-born of on0
of thc most distinguished Senators who over
sat in the legislative halls of tho United States.
In her young days she was the belle of Wash
ington City, earning away the palm from thc
dark eyed daughters of thc South, and the
rosy cheeked damsels of the North. She gave
her love to a young gentleman-then a clerk
in one of the offices in Washington. Her
father knew thc youth and recognized his
great abilities, and when ho solicited the
? daughter's hand, it was cheerfully given The
wedding was a brilliant one, many ol' thc great
men of thc country being prcscut to wish
thom joy and cheer them at tho commence,
of their domestic voyage. Tho young hus
band was shortly afterward admitted to tho
bar of tho United Stales Supremo Court, and
was soon roc ignixcd as one of thc most prom
ising members. For many years bc practiced
his profession with great success, and was on
tho high road to wealth and fame. Then
came thc discovery of gob' in California, and
the consequent rush of emigrants to the new
Kl Dorado. Among those who determined
upon going to California was tho husband -
Ho consulted with his wile, and she, like a
true woman, declared her intention of accom
panying bim.
Together they came to California, where
thc husband soon took a leading position ut
the bar, and amassed a fortune. Like many
others he bogan to drink to cseoss. When
tho rebellion bioko oTit. bo cast his sympathies
with thc South. His brother-in-law went
with thc North, and became a Major-General.
Ile had to give, up thc practice of his profes
sion, because ho could not take thc oath re
quired by ouV Legislature. Out of business,
bc drank heavily, and soon began to mortgage
his property. Six years passed away, and he
died, leaving his widow with ono child with
out a dollar. Thc noble woman immediately
took in sewing to earn -her living, but found
that she could hardly keep soul and body to
gether by that means. Sonic friends of her
father and husband offered to aid and assist
her, but ?ho would receive nothing so long as
sho could help herself. She, however,
would bc thankful for assistance in procuring
her a position ns teacher in one of thc public
schools. Application was made, and some
of thc school directors opposed her appoint
ment because ber dead husband was n seces
sionist. They knew ber husband in bis life
time, and had felt thc lash of his bitter tongue,
and therefore desired to hann his widow.
Their efforts, however, were unavailing. She
was appointed, and is now engaged in thc
public school department of this city, teach
ing a primary class. A sad chango in thc
fortunes of ono who started in life with such
brilliant prospects.
RICIIMND, February ll.-In thc United
States District Court, to-day, tho District At
torney, under instructions from the Attorney
General, in accordance with the President'*
amnesty proclamation, cutcrcd a nolle prose
qui in both indictments against Jcfforsor
Davis, and in those against Generals Loo
Wado Hampton, Dreckinridgo, Longstreet
. Wisc, Pryor, Seddon, Mahonc, Karly ant
thirty others. On motion of Robert Ould
tho Court ordered that the securities on Mr
IDavis' bail bond be discharged from furthc
responsibility.
Habits of Horace Greely
UV MARK TWAIN, OF TH IC TH I UL* NR.
Mr. Greely gets up at 3 o'clock in tho
morning ; for it is one of bis favorite maxims,
that only early rising can keep the health un
impaired and the brain vigorous. He then
wakes up all tho household nud assembles
thom in tho library, by candle light, nud af
ter quoting the beautiful lines :
" Early to bcd and emly to risc
Makes a man healthy, wealthy mid wisc,"
he appoints euch individual's task for thc day,
sets lum ot it with encouraging words, aud
goos buck to bed again. I mention herc, in
no fault finding spirit, but with thc deference
justly due a man who is older and wiser and
worthier than I, that ho snores awfully. In
a moment of irritation once, I was rush enough
to say I never would slcop with him until bo
broke himself of this unfortunate habit. I
kept my word with bigoted and unwavering
determination.
At i past ll o'clock, Mr Greely rises
again. 1 Io considers there is a great virtue
and economy in shaving himself. Ile docs it
with a dull razor, sometimes lniu^Bhg part
of a lune, (?ic knows part oflWW?'b, and
takes innocent delight in regaling it as thc
first half of "Old Hundred J^U but parties
familiar with that hymn have boen obliged to
confess they could not recognize it, and ibero
foro tho noise ho makes is doubtless an uncon
scious original composition of Mr. Greeley's,)
and sometimes, when thc razor is especially
dull, he accompanies himself with a formula
like this : " Damn thc damned razor, and
thc damned outcast who made."-H. G.
Ile then goes out into his-modcl garden^
and applies his vast store of agricultural knowl
edge to the amelioration of his cabbages; af
ter which bc writes au agricultural urticlc for
thc instruction of American farmers, his soul
cheered thc while with thc reflection that if
cabbages were worth eleven dollars apiece bis
model farm would pay.
Ho next goes to breakfast, which is a fru
gal, abstemious meal with him, and consists
of nothing but just such things as thc market
alford j nothing more. He drinks nothing
but water-nothing whatever but water, and
coffee, and tea, and Scotch ale, and lager beer,
and lemonade willi a fly in it-sometimes a
house fly and sometimes a horse fly, according
to thc amount of inspiration required to warm
him up to his daily duties. During break
fast lie reads thc " Tribuno" all though, and
enjoys thc satisfaction of knowing that all
thc brilliant things in it, written by Young,
and Cooke, and Hazard, and myself, arc at
tributed to him by a confiuding and infernal
public.
After breakfast bc writes a short editorial,
and puts a large dash at tho beginning of it,
thus-, which is tho same us if he put H.
G. after it, and takc3 a savage pleasure in re
flecting that none of us uudcrstrappcrs cae
use that dash, except in profane conversation
when chafing over thc outrage. He writct
his editorial in his own hand writing. II<
does it because ho is so vain of his penman
ship. Ile hired out once, in his young days
as a writing master, but thc enterprise failed
Tho pupils could not transloto his rcmarki
with any certainty. His first copy was, "Vir
tuc isitsowu reward," and they got it, "Wash
ing with soap is wholly absurd," and so tlx
trustees discharged him for attempting to con
voy bad morals, through thc medium of wors
penmanship, lint, as I was saying, be, write
his morning editorial. Then bc tries to rem
it over, and can't do it j nnd so they set it u
at random, ns you may say, putting in who
words they can make out, and when they gc
aground on a long word they put in " rccoi:
structed" or " universal suffrage," and spa
oil and paddle ahead, and thc next morniuf
if thc degraded public can tell what it is til
about, they say that H. G. wrote it, and ]
they can't they say it is ono of thoso imb?cil
understrappers, and that is tho end of it.
On Sundays Mr. Greeley sits in a prom
neut pew in Mr. Chapin's church, and lets o
that ho hs asleep, and thc congregation regar
it aa an eccentricity of genius.
When ho is going to appear in public, M
Greeley spends two hours on ins toilet. II
is thc most painstaking and elaborate ma
about his dress in America. Ho puts on b
old white overcoat, and turns up tho coila
He puts on a soiled shirt, saved from thc wasl
and lea\cs one end of tho collar unbuttons
Ile puts on his most dilapidated hat turns
wrong sido boforo, oants it on back of h
bead, ond jams an extra dent into thc sido i
it. Ho puts on his most ntraoious boots, ar
spends fifteen minutes tucking thc left leg
his pants into his boot-top in what shall see
tho most careless and unstudied way. B
I his oravat-it is into tho arrangement of li
cravat that ho throws all his soul, all tho po1
crsof bis groat mind. Aftor fixing at it, ?
forty minutes boforo tho glass, it is pcrfc
-il is askow ovory way-itovorflows bin ct
collar on ono sido, and sinks into oblivion
tho other-it oliinbs and it delves around
about his neck-thc knot is conspicuously
displayed under his left car, and it stretches
one of its lung cuds straight out horizontally,
and the other goes after his eye in thc good
old Toodlcs fashion-and then, completely
and marvcsly apparrcllcd, Mr. Grecly strides
furth, rolling like a sailor, a miracles of as
tounding costuuicry, thc awe and wonder of
thc natives.
But I havn't time to tell tho rest of his
private habits. Suffice it that bc is an up
right and un honest mau-a practical great
brained man-a useful man to his nation and
his generation-a famous man, who has just
ly camed his celebrity-and withal the worst
dressed man ii this or any other country,
even though bc takes so thuudering much
pains, and put on so thundering many frills
about it.
[From (ho Mobile Register.]
Btand Firm-No Surrender of Principles'
Thc proposition to tho Southern people to
give their testimony to thc acceptance of a
situation of intolerable public evil, in the form
of going over, "horse and foot," to the power
that inflicts it, is one so flagitious and so dan
gerous to the people that it caunot bc too
deeply branded or emphatically reprobated.
It is, indeed, playing directly into the hands
of our enemies. Precisely what they want
to confirm their power and perpetuate our
woes, is not only that wc shall bow to irresis
tible force, as wc all do, but that wc shall
yield our free consent and pronounce it good
in the interest of "peace" and on the ground
that the great question of liberty is settled
irreversibly against us. It amounts to "en
dorsing" all thc bad past of Radicalism ; it is
to insult our dead and to disgrace thc very
uame of American manhood which our heroes
so nobly illustrated. It is to ccaso to strug
gle for thc most precious possession of man
libert}'-and to lie down in hopeless abandon
ment of a treasure r.s essential to human hap
piness ns thc vital air wc breathe is to tho
lungs. It is to 6ink into slavery without a
further effort-and all for what ? For no
discernible good to thc people, and for noth
ing except that certain impatient and ambi
tious leaders may bc restored to power and
place.
So far as thc people arc concerned thc bar
gain proposed is entirely one sided. No con
sideration is named, no price offered for the
surrender. They aro invited to part with
liberty and surrender nil their hftjMa^^j^B
future for ab&|^i^dfcn^?n?jgHB?
sighted and 'IOBIHBM! 4t?t?itJ
forcibly stiy^H.
ought to bcJB
Ile is treatiT^WWwESj?i?j
movement in Virgin i a'TmiH,
of redeeming clements of WHB
"third party movement^ is UOT ; ' ?
And now read how tins ? -
Dominion answers tho pr$H
bis mother and su nen de W|
hopeless dishonor and bondufPH ,
Cu i bono, then ? I tell yo?T^Bs?sj
if, as you say, the " Alexandria ?UK|flpiVmS|
or thc " Black Crook " constitution ore to bc
thc alternatives of my fate, I will take nei
ther. As Mr. B. \V, Leigh once, under thc
signature of Algernon Sidney, said respecting
much less significant alternatives : " If I tak<
cither, may a coroner's inquest bring mc it
lfdo dc sc,' stiok a stake through my bod;
and bury mc in thc highway !" If either i
forced upon me, I am not to blaine ; but ',
will bc blamed by myself and my heirs forcv
cr if I take either, by and with my own con
sent, or for and in consideration of a price.
I would as soon barter honor or chastity for
price. If Virginia is to bc forced, she wil
bc pitied; but if she consents, or sells he
honor, her oath will never bc taken that sh
was violated.
THE CASHMERE GOAT BUSINESS.-Th
editor of the " Ohjp F armer" says that h
has watched tho goat business for thc last fil
teen years, and that getting away from th
fancy notions that have been promulgate
concerning tho cashmere, ho tninks there i
an intrinsic value of from eighty cents toon
dollar per pound, for Angora fleece, and w
have no doubt that ns fair business might li
dono nt raising these goats in localities au
under circumstances favorable for kecpin
thom, Crossed on thc common goat they grad
up rapidly ; they aro cheaply kept on roug
land ; tho polts of high grades mako beaut
ful Afghans and sloigh robes ; tho fleece su]
cr excellent hosiery, takes a beautiful dye,
very bandsomo for fringes (when suoh aro i
fashion), and will sell in thc market ns moimi
at about tho same price ns Leicester and Cot
wold wool and a little higher for full-blood.
/ST A statistician lins figured out tho ar
ble land in tho United States. It amounts
50,000,000 farms of twenty-five acres ca ,
or 1,250,000,000 acres.
The Negro.
James Parlor), in "Thc Mean Yankees at
Home," lias the fellowing in tho January
number of thc Atlantic Monthly :
Major Do Fore;;*, in one of his valuable and
entertaining articles on thc " Man and Broth
er," hus intimated an opinion that thc black
man will* never associate in this country on
equal terms with thc white man. Never is a
long time, and wo cannot even sec into the
next century; but I should say that thc con
dition of the colored people in New England
supports the gallant major's conjecture.
Thora aro not more than twelve or fifteen
thousand negroes in Massachusetts; but they
are so unequally distributed that you may oc
casionally lind a considerable number of thom
in one town. They stand before thc law
equal to the white man ; their children sit in
thc public schools side by side with his; they
arc treated with consideration and respect;
they have the same opportunities to acquire
property ns the white man ; they go with him
to the uallot box, and vote on thc samo terais
aud conditions-nevertheless, their social po
sition is nrccisely thc same in Now England
as it is iHlqrth Carolina. They usually livo
in a clusterNtiJBptta^cH yuille outskirts of tho
village ;
thc women,
vice,
they
whit*
Thicj
soldo!
or k<
one
lund su]
youth is
bridge, for
settled there for many years j but no colored
boy or girl has ever applied fer^dniissiou to
thc high school, though it is free to all.
THE FIFTEENTH CONSTITUTION! AMEND
MENT.-The sp.-cial Washington correspon
dent of thc "Baltimore Gazette" writes as
follows to that paper in reference to the Fif
teenth or Negro Suffrage Constitutional
Amendment, recently passed by thc House of
Representatives, so-called :
The greatest interest is now manifested in
political circles here regarding thc newly
to thc Constitution, so*
suffrage to all persons
This choice political
?d aud brought forth for
'thc Southern States, its
moment suspecting that
tauld be generous enough
Northern sisters partici
[n the blessing. Thc ways
indeed mysterious, and it
down trodden States of the
jt negroes shall vote in
les of an overwhel
)}?. Sanators are
iern men how
probably vote on
?Unquestionably
Imosl universal answer. This
'tided to weaken tho prospect of
success for tho resolution proposing tho
amendment, as many who favor its passnge
do so with tho confident belief that thc North
ern States will reject tho amendment, as many
who favor its passage do BO with tho confident
belief that the Northern States will reject the
amendment, and no harm be done, but if it .
sbnll appear that tho Southern States aro
willing to divide thc boon of negro suffrage
with their Northern sisters, it then becomes
a moro serious question, and thc rumor among
Senators to-night is that tho proposed amend
ment will bc lost.
How MUCH MARN ?-Wc clip the follow
ing from an exchange. We advise nightly
visitors of dry goods clerks to beware :
"A dork in a dry goods store retired ono
night, having for his bcd-fellow an?ncquain
t.nnce dating back to school days. Our in
formant slept in thc next room adjoining, the
door of which was partly open. In the mid
dle of tho night he says ho was awakened
from sleep by hearing tho clerk, in a loud
voice, exclaim, "How many yards did you
say you wanted, marm? Threo yards
enough ?" and thc next thing heard a tearing
noise, and thc bed-fellow of tho clerk shout
ing out, "What nro you doing?" you have
torn my shirt from t?p to bottom." Tho poor
dreamer imagined himself in his store, wait
ing on a lady customer, who wanted threo
yards of calico. Tho shouts of mcriment
which tho event created, oan well bo imag
ined.
THE "Now York IloraldV "personal"
column contains this : "Ann Eliza-Docomo
homo; everything shall bo forgiven; weare
all heart-broken , tho geranium which we.
carried homo from tho baby's gravo is coming
out beautiful YOUR FATHER.