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*. ; 'From {he Rome (Georgia)'Courier.
Sill Arp on the State^ of the Country.
"Sweet lana of liberty, of thee I sing."
No* much J don't, not ut this time. If there's,
-phything sweet about liberty in this part of
the moral vineyard, I can't sec it Thc land's
good eiiuf, and I wouldn't mind hearin a hyme
or two about thc dirt I live on, but as for Und
ing'sugar and'liberty in Georgy soil, it's all a
mistake. Howsutncver, I'm hopeful. I'm
much calmer and serener , than twas a few
months ago. I begin to feel kindly to all
people, except sorne. I'm now cudeavorin to
bea great national man-* I've taken upa
luottoe of no ?orth, no South, no East, no
. West; but let me tell you, my friend, I'll bet.
, o? Dixio as long ns I've got a dollar. Its no
hann to ruu both skcdules. In faktits high
ly harmonious' to do to. I'm* a good Union
. reb, and my battle cry aro Dixie and tho
Union. j
But you see, my friend, we are gettin rest
less about some things. Themar h?"1 hokum
mity heavy on us, and after the big collapse
Wo thought it was over for gool. We had
killed folks and killed folks until the novelty
of tho thing had wore off, and wo were mity
nigh played out all over. Children were iu
. - creasjn and vittols diminishin. By a clore
calculashun it was perseeved tb H wc didn't
kill our enemies as fast as they wciu imported,
and about those times I thought it was a pity .
That some mirakle of grace hadn't cut off thc
breed of formers some eighteen or fcweuty
years ago. Thou you would have seed a fair
fight. General Shot man wouldn't havo walked
over thc track, and Uly ses would haye killed
more men than he, did- -"f his own side. I
have always th ot that a General ought tc be
jpertikclcr which side ho was saqri?isi?.
Well, if the war i's over, what's thc usc of
fillin up our towns and oitiesVith soldiers any
tonger. Where's your reko.nstruktion that
thc popers say is goin on so rapidly ? Where's
the liberty and freedom ?, The fact is; Gen.
Sherman and his caterpillars made sich a clean
?weep of everything, I don't sec much to re
konstrukt. They took so many liberties
around here that 'there's nary liberty left. 1
? could have rekoustrukted a thousand sich
States before this. Thero- wasn't nuthin to
do but jest to go off and let Us alone. We'vo
got plenty of statesmen-plenty of m?n for
Governor. %
JOG Browri ai nt dead--he's a Wa i titi-Bti\n
diu at the door with his hat off. Then what's
.the soldier's -hore, for-What good are they
doin-who wants to sec 'em any lobber.; Ev
? erybody is tired of the war, and wc don't want
to soo any .more signs of it. Tho niggers
don't want 'em, aud tho -white folks don't
want 'em, anotas for the witninen-whoopee !
I golly! . Well, there's no ,use talkin-\vh^n
thc stars fall agin maybe the winunen will be
harmonized. That mail business-that oath
about gittiu letters ! Gee tiger! 'They al
ways was jealous about the males anyhow, and
that order jest broke the camel's back. Well,
. 1 must confess that it was a powerful small
consarn. 1 would try to sorter smooth it over
if I knowed what to say, but I don't. If they
was afcer?d of the wi m mein why didn't-thcy
say so? .If they wasn't what do they make
rem swear for ? ?'est to aggrovate 'cm ? Didn't
they know that the best way to harmonize a
man, was te harmonize his wife first ? What
harm can the wiititnon do by receivin their
letters oath free? . They can't voCe, nor they
can't'preaoh, nor hold oihs, nor [?lay soldier,
.nor muster,-nor wear brooches, nor ride strad
dle, nor cuss, nor chaw tobacl;of, nor do nuthin
hardly but talk and rite letters; I hearn that
a valant kernel made a wi men put up h^r fan
because it had a pi Uer of Borygard on lt.
, Well," she's harmonized 1 reckon! Now the
trouble of all sich is, that after these bayonets
leavo here'and go home tbesc pettycoat tyrants
can't come back any more. Some Georgy fool
will smash the juice out of 'em,' sardin, and
. that won't-be neither harmonious or.h-ealthy?
Better let the wimmcn alone.
Then there is another thing I'ni .waitin for.
Why don't they. rokoristrukt the niggers if
t they are ever goin to? They've give 'cm a.
fowerful sitoof freedom, and a very little else,
lore's the big freedmen's burp, and the little
buros all ovor the country, and ttifc pipers are
full of grand orders and special orders, and
paragraphs, but I'll bet a possum some of 'om
?toals my wood this winter or freezes to death.
Freedmen's buro ! freedmen's humbug, 1 say.
rlust when tho corn needed plowin the worst,'
theburo rung the bell and tolled all tho nig
gers to town,' fand the farmers lost tho cropsi":
and now; the frond tn an is getting cold and
hungry, and wants to g;o back, and there aint
nuthin for 'om to goto. But freedom is a
big .thing. Hurra foi freedom's burp ! Sweet
land of liberty, of'thee I u^n't sing i But it's
all right. I'm far freedom mygolf. ' Nobody
wantsapy more slavery. If the ^bolUlliunists
had let us alone wo would have fixed i,t up,
right a long' time ago, and weean fix it.up
now./ The buro ain't uxed it, mid it aint a
goi?i to. It dpu't know anything about'?t.-'
Out peopl?. have got a heap more feclin for
i !*? ii mai M i>jiww?iiin ?Km M <Mni>tf afpi Jiwnyianp ?ri im ?r*i if i ?!? mr -
tho poor (jigger than any abolishunist. Wo
are hs-poor as Job, but I'll beta dollar weeing
raise more ?nou?yiin; K?ine to build aniggof
church than they did in ISostowu. The pa
pers say that after going round for 3 woeVv
the liostown .christians raised thirty:sevcn
dollars to build a nigger church in Savannah.
They nrc powerful on theory but mity scace
in practice. ,
But its no use-talkie Kverybody will
know by waitui who's been fooled. M r.. John
son says he's givino to experiment,' that's all
he can do now-rit's all anybody can do. Mr.
Johnsen's licud is level. I'm for him, and
everybody ought to be for him-only he's
powerful slow abolit souioRthings. I aiut a
worshippin him. He never made me. I
hear folks hollerin hurr?w for Andy .Johnson,
and tho papers say, oh ! ho's for us, lie's all
right; he's our friend; Well, sposo ho is,
ha<ju't be ought to be? . Did you expect him
lo bo a dog? Kckase heain't a hangin of us,
is it necessary to bc phiyjn hipoorit around
'the footstool'of powor.apd makin out like he"
was the greatest mun in thc world and wo was
tlie greatest sinners ? Who's sorry ? ' Who's
repentin g Who ain't proud of our people ?
Who love's our enemies?' Nobody but a
dinned sneak. I 'say let 'em hang and be
hanged to 'cm, before I'd befe 'em. for grace.
Wliar's Sokratos, whar's dato ? Nut if "Andy
holds b?8 0wh, the country's safe, provided
these general assemblys and synods and bish
ops' conventions will keep thc devil and
J?rowulow tied. . Here's a passel of slink
hearted fellers who played tory jost to dodge ;
bullets or save property, now. howl in about for
oflis-want everything bckaus they was for
Union. They was for themselves, that's all,
they was for, and they ain't a goin, to get the
offices neither. Mr. Johnson ain't got no
moro respect for 'em than I have. , NVc want
to trade 'cm off. 3$y hokey, we'll give two of
'em for one copperhead, and'rix nothin to
boot. Let 'eui shinny on their own >side, and:
get over among tlie folks'who. don't want us
rekonstrukted. There's them newspaper
scribbler's who slip down to t^e edge of Dixey
every 24 hou)*s,and peep.over at us on tip toe.
Then they rup back a puiliu and bip win'with
a strait coat tai!, a/id holjerout, "Heain't
dead--be ain't dead-look out everybody.
I'm jost from thar-seed his toe move-heard
him grunt ; . he's goin' to rise nguiu; Don't
withdraw the sojers, but send down more im
mcgeately." And hero's your Harper's Wock
ly a'heading all sioh-a gas?in lies and slan
ders in every issue?-makiu insultin pikt.ors in
every sb,eet-brccdin cverlastin discord, and
chawin bigger than ever, since \?e got licked.
Wish old Stonewall had cotched these Har
pers atv.their Ferry, and we boys had kno'wed
they was going to koop up this devilment so
long. 'We'd a made baptists of them, serhiin,
payroll or no payroll, II urra w' for a brave
S)ldier, I.say, rob or no rob, vajttfcor no yank ;
hurraw for a manly foo and a generous victor
-hurraw for our side too, 1 golly; excuse
me, hut sich ext.-essioiis'will work their way
out sometimes, brakes or no brakes.
Dut I'm for Mr. Johnson." I'm for all thc
Johnson's-its ii bully name. There's our
Governor, who aint a goin at discount; aud
there's Andy, who is (loin powerful well coti
siderin, and there's the hereof Shiloh-peace
to his noble ashes.
.And there's Joe-my bully Joo-r-wouldn't
I walk ten miles of a rainy night to s^? them
hazel eyes and feel the grip of his soldier,
hand. Didn't my rooster always clap hit
wings and crow whenever ho passed o'urquar
ters ? "Instinct t'old'bi*n (bathe was the
true prince," hod it would make anybody
brr.ve to be nigji him. llurraw.(or the John
sons .?>, .'..'.'
Wei), on the whole] there's a heap of things
to bc'thankful for. i'm .thankful the war is
over-that's tlie bier ti.-'ug. ' Then I'm thank
ful 1 aint a J^Iack.J.l.epublica.n. I'm thankful
that Thad Stevens and Surlier ?nd Phillips,
nor mino of t heir kin ain't no kin to me. I'm
thankful for the higly piyilenfe'of lia tin all
such; I'm 'thankfub.fhat I. live in Dixie in
thc State> of Georgy and our Governor's
name ain't brownlow. Poor Tennessee! J
golly, didn't she oatoh it ? Andy. Jonnson'k
pardons won't do', robs much good jhore.
They better git o pogrom, the devil if they ox
pect it to pass. Wonder what made Provi
dence nfllikt 'om .with' shch a cuss.
hut I can't dwell On pich a subjekt. It?a
highly deinoValiziuhnd unpiofltablo.' ,
' ' Sweet land of liborly," of theo
1' could not sing in T?nn'es?ta. - ,
But'then wo've had a eircUStfinoe. morey,
and seen the clown play rini.ndy^nd^th?tiiiake's
up for a l\oap of trouble'. In 'mct,;its tho best
sign of rokonstruoktibrr^I nave yit observed.
.Yours, hopin, '.'.\ .,, lin.L A.RP. .
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IV S.r-And they bawled Grant's cabjn a
thouran4iuiij?'s. Well, $ herman's war Horse,
stayed in my stablo ono night. I wan^o sell
.the stall to some Yankee ?State Pair. 'A's our
pcoplo ainlt thc, sort that runs after big folks
things, tho stall ain't no move than any otbo.r
stall to me. State Vairs/ its for sale, - I sun
pose that Harper's Meekly qr Vrank hcsly
will paint a pikter of it soon/ by draw In on
their incarnation" A,
V?iv.li.(?il?v..i-f..f ?. ;fH^MIimMtlM4tM?illUIuUM^llnMlUMai
Dangefs of Travel. .
The New York '<< Tribune gi hasa- chapter !
of ".statist ics 'of. cri rue .and. disaster*' in tito
United States; for six montes euding 10th of
October, in winch, after a'U?ng array of homi
cides,'jamerdes, matricides, fratricides,.sore
ricides, familcides, {fee.., it gives the following
Under the head of viratieides, or murders of
travellers : " ' ' '
ltAriiWAV MASSACMIES.-Railway accidents
open up a largo account. From May 15 to
October 15, there were,68 in all, or Gcf.in six
months, up to September. Of these 24. were
collisions, 9 explosions, (two of whieh-ditf not
.occur on the lino,'). 6 came from bat? uridges
and culverts, 22 from rotten, ties, broken nails
and axles, and 12 were precipitations, more
or less uncomfortable to tho. travelling public.
'J'en accideurs recurred in June, 8 in July,
15 ih August, .-.y in September, and in the
? whole year, to dato, not less than 109, compur
ing tho present with our former statemenkof
accidents published in August. Thirty> mil
lions dollars would bo a modest recoiling for
the loss involved 'in the demolished l|\'es.
trains, and "properties of the pa?t yeatr; and
probably 'iot lesa thai|?300 persons have been
killed, and more than 600 injured in every
shape by. accidents in the same time.
CALAMITY HY STEAMBOAT ANO .SIIIP
\vn KOK V-?-S t ea m boat explosion** and shi pwreok
naturally accompany this cla^s of travelling
accidents. Ten explosions and eight collis
ions of steamboats-''are noted, along with 45
burnings, sinkings and wrecks of vessels,- 63
disasters in all,- upon the water. Several of
these catastrophes, which have crimsoned river
and ocean farrand wide, ate remembered in
all their awful poetry, and helpless agony and
terror. By the explosion of the steamer Sul
tana, some 1,20.0 victims found a mud^y grave
in the Mississippi ; -100 went down in the.
burning ship Nelson ; 250 with the Brother
Jonathan; and 100 were drowned'by the col
lision of the ste* mers Powabic ...rd Meteor on.
hake Michigan. Nearly 8,000 lives, it may
bo guessed,, have been lost at sea betwoou
April and September. The translateablo loss
c'.iniiot be far inferior, to that sustained upon
?tho railroad. E?gl?j^additional disasters apo
recorded in October. .
SrAiN'.-Tho cholera ! thc cholera ! is the
one long, terrible en of agony y?rpui u.early
every part of,the Quoeu's home dominions:
At Seville, Alicante, Malaga, Pampeluna and
Madrid, its ravages are horrible, b?t it is at
V^alentiiT* in Andalusia, that thc most astound
ing slaughter has resulted-no Tess than fif
teen 'thousand persons having been sweptoif
ina few days.. At Palma, "in the Islam!of
Majorca, thc decaying bodies of men'and wo-'
men onc?mber the houses for lack: of hands to
bury them-;-well-nigh all the inhabitants hav
ing- fled. At Barcalona all the shops are
?hut, and tho inhabitants impelled, io fly by
their fears, endeavor to escape, even beyond
thc French frontier, where, alas 1 the dreaded
death stalks belote thom'as* fearful as where
they left it. Business und politics alike arc
dumb in the presence of such terror.
B'J ! ' *. * v'.. . -'tL-< '
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TUB VALUE OK N firmo TESTIMONY.-The
Athens (Georgia) " Watchman J-, says that
the other d'ay a gentleman in that vicinity,
being greatly i provoked at the insolence of a
negro woman, administered to her, in the pre-:
once of two negro men, a sound flogging. ??he
forthwith reported the case to tho provost
marshal. Pict while she was absent on thirl
mission, thc gentleman aforesaid remarked to
thc freedmen that he would bo arrested and
lined heavily*unless they would relieve him,
which they could do by swearing that he did
not strike the w-.iQian a blow. This they
agreed ( to do, if he would pa^ them a half
dollar a piece in silver. Ile was soon waited
upon by. a filo'of soldiers, ?nd required to ap
pear at iiCau(|U;irLoi<<> immodialuly, which ho
did, taking his wituesscs along with him. Ue
was arraigned for ass ault anc| ?battery", and at
once introduced his two witu?ssQs^who, being
sworn, testified he had ; not touched the wo
man ! Of course, he was discharged, and tho
woman severely reprimanded. After tho ne
groes had loft the office,'the gentloman'stated'
the crisp to the marshal, just fis it ?fct?ally oc
curred-assuring htm that ho clid not employ
thc witnesses to 'screen himself from punish,
ni?nt', b?t' solely for the purpose of illustrating
the val?e of'negro suftVago. y *
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GOOD APVIGF,.-The ^piilsyij?? " Daily
-Democrat:'' sensibly remarks : ,
If a negrp has gota gtfod, comfortable liomp
we adyiso. him to keep it. Winter ;is coining
on, and1 its cold bitter winds are anything birt
oheor'ful music in che etird' of a poor, half
naked, hungry, homeless individual, white qr
bluok. If 'you are lounging about ,the citV
uow, making no-endeavors whatever to "Tay
Up KOtnething '. for ? wet day, you had fet
ter take,, our advice and go lind employment
without delay, \, ' .. ?
This is .wholesomeAdvice, and we trust tlmt
the colored people in this vicinity who ai'e^o
unfortunate aa to have np. homos, will endeav
or to find work without delay'. . i
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EXPERIENCE is the best adviser; but it k
bettor to leam by others .than, our own.
OUR STATK COWKNTION..-'f lie editor of f
the FayettcviHe " Nows " pokeu- fuu at the
Cot? vent iou as follows :< . . V.
? JS(orth Carolina has gatherod'in Con ntiou
lier wisc men-her Bedford Brown-her Nat.' j)
Hoyden-her Sum'. Phillips-her Hobt)j'Dick
-her But. .Mooro-and- Jh?r McDonald, of Jfs
Moore. And they havo got off an extraordi- ?iR
nary thing in the shape of air " OrdinahofyJ' .
which cannot fail in after generations to nc/
claim eaoh and every ono of those distinguish- '
cd lights to imperishable celebrity. ?
The " Ordinance," 'though not worded ex
actly as this which follows, is va substance
tho same : ' .
Jieaolvat, That we are going home'to re- .'"
take the places around the old family hearth
stone that havo never- boon vacated by ?s j
and that we-are going to rcjoiu our brethren,
from whom wo have novcr been parted.
Kcsoluerf, That wo wish it distinctly under
stood that wo rescind tim secession ordinance,
because, wo fear if wc r\o not, we cannot get
back into thc Union ; but at the same tituo,
J tesol ved', That, there never has boon in ex-'
istencc, orin force, any ordinance'of eeocs-'
sion j and if there has beens wc ar*o afraid to* ;
say so, for fear of offending the authorities. '. .
Jlesolved^ That Dixie is no longer a pretty '
tune, and the parable of thc prodigal son is
".some pumpkins.'!
JoiU>* NAPPY, thc liumorous *l local" of
the Nash.vjllc ?* Dunner,"' recently went to' ,
Washiikgton ol) tho hunt of. a pardon. Joh ti
gives his .experience. Ile* says: V Had a
pocsonal interview with tho Chief Magistrate,
and asked him for a small Pnrdony if he had
any more loft. Chief Magistrate wanted to?
know what.position I beldon the rebel army.
The answer was faint, somewhat/ hesitating j
and a little shaky-1 said .: " Quartermaster I"'
Chief Magistrate chuckled, and' turned his: <
'head to conceal a sardonic smile. "Myan- k
clent and venerable friends" he said, M if yow
t hink that your department bf "'the rebellion
endangered the Union cause, your innocence
is a pardon .in itself." f scornfully refused tc
interpret thc meaning, of that cruel s'atire."
A TKXAs lcttar says : " Wewant not only', *
fanners, bu.'. ? .eolmnies of ali' kinds. We
want rougli lal.or, skilled,lalnV;. educated la
bor, hinnau labor, horse labor and machine*
lalor." *'?. . .
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A ??rrjpKitijY old lady, during: tho old revo
lution, kept? a tavern. One day a half ^fam
ished soldier'called forsonicthing to eati- .
Some bones pretty well picked, were; plaoed4
before bim. Alter finishing thom, a littlosoiij
o'f thc landlady, noticing that the soldier found
it difficult to make a. dinner, put some money
in his hand (us he left. When his mother
oanio,tny he asked how much it was worth to
pick the bones-, ?*A shilling," said ?he, ex
pecting tho money: " tl J thought so," replied
he, ''tnd' I gave the old soldier a shilling .for
doing if." J , f'
WKI/TI, my lad, that is'small corn you aro
hoeing.'' " Vis," said thc boy? whilo ho con
tinued his labor, "wo planted small corn.*'
But it looks dither yellow." " Yes, sir,w<>->
planted the yellow kind," returned the yoy.
M But I do not believe you- will have half a
crop." "No, rir, we planted it en shares,"
halloed the youngster, as thc ' traveller rode"
away. . ... ' m , .
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SMALT, K^tt ITS AUK.-A friend of our? ,
was asked, a few days ago, by a close fisted old
customer,.to partake of sonia- very olpV whiskey .
whioh-ho valued-very highly. Flo coh.sentt.
cd,.hst reluctantly, whilst his hospitable- en-.
tertaincr took thu bottle and pourea out what
our friend regarded os a very small dose. The
latter, taking the glass n?id holding it above
his hxad, remarked^ rather, skeptically :r
u You say this fy forty years old I"
"Yes," replied thc host. v
Then," replied our friend, l'al? ? hnvtrlo ' '
sa^is, that' it's devilish small for ita age !"
STATIS Or {???UTtt CAROJJttU.
IN ORDINARY-AGITATION..
. \V U li HE A &j Kob't. A. Thompson, o', v.. wv. ,.lia.tlv ;
H applied to mc fon letters of adiuinistrftilbnt'
upon (ho estate ot' William M. Fennell, dcert'sed,
late pt tho-District of PicKons and Stat?, afore
said? Tho kindred and credit ors of said defensed,
arc,. therefore; cited'l? aproar bofor? ?no nt Vick-,
cns ?.'.?l., on Monday thc 27th day of No'.xmbcr
next, to shew cnu.so,. if miy they can, why-'sadd
letters should not bo granted., Oivcn undor'.my..
luxnd and seal this 11*1 h O'citober/ l$05. .
; W. E. .HOLCO'MUI?f-^>,p.f>;. '
p.. ,. .._I_,-?---I4rr+--r--" -
Shiite <>r ?aull? C;is oI?Bia,
.' /IM OHDI.V.\HY-r-OlT.VtlON. .,'
lyiDCaKAS, Kob't.' A. Thompson, c.n.i'.o.'hath
! T applied to mo for letters of adin\nislrrttrna
(Upon.tho cstnto of Nathaniel Howard, .deceased,
?Irite pf tho District of Piekcns and 'State aforesaid :
Tho kindred and creditors of. said deceased, arc,
therefore, cited: to appoar before nie at liM?kons C.
Hj.', pu Monday thc ?,7?b day of November noxt, to?- ,A
?new cause, .if any they can. whf/v?Ud letters should'
not bo granted. (?iv'on mulei' my. Hand aud 8?{ilr
(fdal?tli Oytobor, IWVS.; ...
NV.. K. IlObCt^C?^K, o.r.n.
' JOB PRINTING'
N'KATbV PXK?CTMD t\X HUS Oi l KL.