Keowee courier. (Pickens Court House, S.C.) 1849-current, September 29, 1860, Image 4
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POKTSIY.
u p The Spiritual Railway.
?l The following lines woro found in it railway stagu
lion Iiquso in England, supposed to hare been
, irruien uy a gentleman who had been thero deAn.
mined:
The way to Heaven by Christ wns made,
j'j] With Heavenly truths tlio rails v: "TO laid,
' From cavlh to Heaven (lie line extends,
To life eternal where it ends.
Aw cuout.'s.
Wo arc travelling home, we arc travelling home.
Til \\'c arc travelling home, to Heaven above,
J We are travelling home, to Heaven above,
To sing a Saviour's dying love.
At Repentance is the station house,
i iH-ru [msscii^eM are taKcn iit:
No fee is there for them to pay
T* l-'or Jesus is himself the way.
(T The Hiblo is tho engineer,
Which points the way to Heaven so clear;
Y? Through tunnels dark and dreary licre,
1< .loth tho way to glory steer.
Lore is the firo. 'tis sure as steel.
It drives (lie engine ami tlie wheel;
All you who would to glory ride.
Must coine to Christ, in him abide.
^ The lirst. the second, the third class,
I! nnnn t ) mm !?*.11 f I. I I.. .
. <
*'V You must the way to glory gain.
Or you willi Christ can never reign.
"t
Come, now, poor si liners, now's the time,
At any station on the line.
If you'll repent and turn from f-in.
This train will stop and lake von in,
T
Then when we reach Mint Heavenly land,
A Thero we shall dwell at God's right hand,
There on that, happy, peaceful shore,
8 We'll ride this earthly train no more.
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i ?ABBATTM IREAIDDM?.
Destruction of Jerusalem.
, l'rotn a lecture by Sir H. Hulwer Lytton \vc
take the following thrilling description :
" Six years after the birth of our Lord, .1udea
and Samaria became a Roman province
under subordinate governors, tlie most famous
of whom was Pontius Pilate. The governors
became so oppressive, that the Jews broke out1
into rebellion ; and seventy years after Christ, .
Jerusalem was finally besieged by Titus, afterwards
Emperor of Rome. No tragedy on the
siagc mu hiiine scenes or appalling terror ,
ns are. to be found in the history of this siege. |
The city itself was rent by factions of the
deadliest war with ench other?all the elo- i
inents hf civil hatred had broke loose?the
streets were slippery with the blood of citizens
?brother slew brother?the granaries were set
on fire?famine wasted those whom the sword
did not slay. In the midst of these civil mas- j
sacrcfl, the lloman armies appeared before the
walls of Jerusalem. Then for a short time i
the rival factions united against the common
foe ; tlicy were a train the gallant countrymen
of David and Joshua?they sallied forth and
scattered the cables of Home. But this tri- [
umph was brief; the ferocity of the ill-fated
lews soon again wasted itself on each other, i
And Titus marched on?encamped his armies j
close to the walls?and from tho height the
Roman general gazed with nwe on the strength
and splendor of the city of Jehovah.
" Let us here pause?and take, ourselves,
a mournful glance at Jerusalem, as it then
was. The city was fortified by a tripple wall,
save on one side, where it was protected by
deep and impassable ravines. These walls.
?.f tlio most solid masonry, were guarded by !
strong towers ; opposite to tlu; loftiest nf these :
towers Titus had encampcd. From the height |
of that tower the sentinel might have been !
seen stretched below the whole of that fair j
territory of .Judea, about to pass from the
countrymen of David. Within th:\se walls
was the palace of the kings?its roof of cedar,
its door of the rarest inarblo, its chamber filled
with costliest tapestries, and vessels of gold
and silver. Groves and gardens gleaming
wun fountains, aclorncd with statues of bronze,
divided the courts of the palace itself. Hut
high above all, on a precipitous rock, rose (lie
temple) fortified and adorned by Solomon.?
This torn pic was as strong without as a citadel
; within more adorned than a palacc. On
entering, y?u beheld porticos of numberless
column; of porphyry, marble and alabaster;
gitos a 1 jined with gold and silver, among
which was the wonderful gate, called the
iicautiful.
(i Further on, through a vast arch, was the
sacred portal which admitted into lite interior
of the temple itself?all sheeted over with
gold and overhung by a vine tree of gold, the
branches of which were as large as a man.?
The roof of the temnle. even on tlio nntswln
I ' ~ . ? ' I
was set over with golden spirits, to prevent j
tho birds settling there and defiling the holy j
dome. At u distance the whole temple looked |
like a mount of snow, fretted with golden pin- |
nacles. Hut, alas, the veil of the. temple had ]
been already rent asunder by an inexpiable j
crime, and the Lord of Hosts did not fight
with Israel. But the enemy is thundering
the wall. All around the city arose immense
machines, from which Titus poured down
mighty fragments of rocks and showers of fire.
The walls gave way?the city was entered,
tne temple iisclt was .stormed.
Famine, in the meanwhile, had made such
havoc that the besieged were more like speetrcs
than living men ; they devoured the belts
of their swords, the sandals of their feet.?
Kvcn nature itself so perished away, that a
mother devoured her own infant; fulfilling
the awful words of the prophet who had first
led the Jews towards the land of promise?
" The tender and delicatc woman amongst you,
who would not venture to set the sole of her
nn/L upju I?IIU ^IUIIIIU IWI UI'IIUHIUUU^ ULU ICII*
dcvncHS?her eye shall bo evil towards her
you no; one and the children that she shall bear,
for she shall eat them for want of all things
secretly in the seige and straitness wherewith
thine enemy shall encompass thee in thy
gates."
"Still, as if the foe and famine were not
scourge enough, citizens smote and murdered
each other as they met in the way?false prophets
ran howling through the streets?every
linage of despair completes the, ghostly picture
of the fall of Jerusalem. And now the temple
was set on fire, the Jews rushing through the
flames to perish amid its ruins.
" It was a calm summer night?the 10th
of August.?the whole bill on which stood the
temple was one gigantic maze or nrc, tne roots
of cedar crashed?the golden pinnacles of the
dome wore like spikes of crimson flar.ic.?
Through the lurid atmosphere all was carnage
nnd slaughter, the echoes of shrieks rang back
from the hill of Zion to the Mount of Olives.
Amongst the smoking ruins, and over piles
of the dead, Titus planted the standard of
Home."
Titat every day has its pains nnd sorrows
is universally experienced, and almost universally
confessed; but let us not attend only to
mounful truths; if we look impartially about
us we shall find that every day has likewiso
its pleasures and its joj8.
Fashionablo Young Ladius.
BY DO I'll LARS .1 KHROM).
" Hallo ! Aggy, why, you're conic out of n
rainbow."
i This sudden salutation was uddrosspd l?v
! Hasil to'his sister Agatha I'enibacker, who,
fine, ami gauze-like as a dragonfly, floated
into the room, and settled upon a sola.
" I have told you twenty times," said the
l young lady, with u face severely set, " I will
i not he called Aggy, it is hideous. '
"Then why don't you change it? I say
mother, when are you going to consign these
girls to India? market's full here. IJlcss
you, such a glut of wedding rings?I'm told
they hang mackerel on "em." And lhisil
laughed saucily at Agatha; and Agatha pouted
contemptuously.
" .My dear Hasil, I thought I heard your
voicc ; where have you been, you naughty
child ? I'm sure your poor sister." (it was
Monica I'ennibaekcr who spoke as she entered,)
" your poor sister might as well be
.i i. .. i .. ii '?
?iiiiiiut u uruniur.
" That's their opinion, Xic "?and the
youth was about to chuck Monica's chin, when
Monica ilrcw hcrsolf, like a pouter pigeon,
about the familiarity.
" When can you address your elder si.it or as
you ought, Basil."
\ cum?, ii you re going to net a domestic
tragedy, I shall leave tlie house, and not take
a check to come back," said Basil. " What
is the matter with you both ? Why, you're
as stiff as if you slept on iron, and boarded
on whalebone. What's the matter ? Just
wish you'd sonic of my troubles. Only yesterday
I lost Serub, my terrier; a love of a
thing, that would kill rats as fast as he could
sec 'em. And that dog's dead. " Vet look at.
me "?and Basil passed his lingers through
his hair, and with much fortitude wiped an
imaginary tear from his eye. " Scrub's departed,
yet I consent to breathe."
" Scrub ! Bring terriers before ladies !"'
said Monica, " don't be so vulgar."
" Indeed, Basil," chirruped young Agatha.
vol! <ret so low. vnur si-fur* muvt
' O" - - J J ^ ... ?,.'V VI ?t?VH 1
you."
" Poor little kittens," cried Ihtsil sis lie
dropped astride a chair, tind shook his head
at the young ladies and siuhed?" ^\"txl 1 uppon
my life, 1 do wish you wcte out of this
world !"
" Basil !" cxulaimed the sisters, what a
I slight hysteric scream.
" Basil !" said .Mrs. .Jericho, in deep re,
proving thunder.
" You're too good for this earth, you are
indeed, girls take it in a lump, and see what
pari or 11 s ueneatn your notice. >\ Mat a little;
of it's respectable. It' it wasn't unmanly,
I could weep to think ny superfine sistera
lived in tlie same wicked vulgar world that
makes black puddings and sells cat's meat.
" My dear Uasil," said Mrs. Jericlio in a
tone of tender remonstrance, " do not be so
extravagant. And you hurt you sisters, you
do, indeed. A man," (and Mrs. Jericho took
breath for a long utterance) "a man never so
beautifully shows his own strength as when
be resneets imr siiftnons "
" No, indeed," replied tlio young ladies,
speaking and shaking their heads sympathetically.
No !"
" I've a whole bank of rep poet in mo,
ma'm,' (and Uasil spread liis lingers over his
breast.) "hut I don't p'y i penn'orth of it to
forced drafts. Now oltness is one 111i 11?; ,
and?my dear parent I am rjuitu prepared to
prove what I say?g-immon is another.''
" If yon allude to mo, sir," said Monica,
who had evidently ?:milt* nn lir?v mind f..i
apothegm, " permit mo at once, for all to observe,
tli.'it. 1 don't know what you mean."
" That's exactly my feelings on the .subject,
Monica dear,' cried Agatha.
' Now, cbildrcn, 1 cannot endure (his. It
distresses me. These little quarrels irritate
me. You know, as 1 have often said, girls,
I give up everything f^r my children. Had
I consulted my own feelings, i shuuM have
gilded a solitary thing to 1.? your father.
Therefore," (here Mrs. .Jcrieho drew
forth her pocket-handkerchief; and both girls
with a precision quite, military, imitated the
movement,) " therefore, kiss one another, and
be friends."
" With all my heart and mouth," sriid Basil.
11 Cunio aloiig," (.tiiil !ic folded hi? :im ?)
" eomc nlong ; I won't bite."
" What a creature you arc," cried Monica,
wiped her eyes as her mother moved her toward
Basil.
" I dare say," said young Agatha, lifting
herself on her toes to Basil. " 1 dare say
now you don't kiss Bessy Carraways in that
manner."
" Bessy Carraways!" said Basil, ami the
blood ran over his face, his mother silently
smiling at the emotion, " (faraways is
a?a " (Basil stammered, then laughed) " a
flower."
" No doubt, dear Basil," said Monica;
" so are all young ladies of Bessy's age; all
flowers."
" But I mean," said Basil, " the natural
tiling. You see. my beloved sisters, there are
two sorts of flowers. Now Bessy isi too
fine or too pood for this world. No ; she's a
flesh a.id blood flower, growing upon the.
earth, and not thinking it, too dirty for her;
a flower that jiives out tho" sweetness of her
own natural self, ami doesn't think it too
! ccood for other people; and why? J>eeausc
| she thinks no more about it than a rose or lily,
I or any other blossom that's deliciou.- and does
. not know it."
" Upon my word, llnsil," cried Mrs. .Tcrij
cho, with joyous emphasis, "you arc quite a
. Poet ','
il Should ho very sorry inn's* ni for the resDCCtabilitv
of the familv." sniil H:isil
| "Oh, quite a bard," exclaimed Monica,
j with n .sarcasm so vcr\ lino it was untclt by
; its object. " Now you bavo given us one
; sort of female llowcr" what dear boy, what is
! the other?
" Certainly, Nic," and Tiasil took bis sisj
tor's band between bis own. "The other
flower doesn't root in the world at all. Jt is
. a flower so fine, it's grown out of silk or velvet,
and stands upon a wire silk. "Whatever
scent it lias, it isn't its own ; it doesn't
; come out of itself, sweet girl, but out of fasbion.
ely IIifo floWClH, HOiuO ?>i ni!k, C'llltl
vated by the scissors, and perched upon stiffness.
Not at all the sort of (lowers for my
L li 1- 1 T _ . ? ?
: yuiioi -roie 1 can assure you.
" I>c?r not, of courao not," cried tlio winked
Agatha, olapping her hards. " Bessy is,
of course, your hoart's ease.
" Mydcar little pusg," said Basil, " T like
Bessy, T said " because she doesn't think
herself too good for other people; for nil that
! I'm not, good cnouirh for her. No, my little
tortoise shall, I shall always study humanity,
u'rf safest?shall alwayh thin'? myself not
good enough for any woman in ?hc world.?
When I die this in the epitaph f sholl have
''Wm . mi * iiiii? >
j grown ovor me: " I To was so Incnhlo in
5)>irit lie never lifted his thoughts to inarri;
ngo. Kcador, go and do likewise."
j " My dear, strange Hasil," said Mrs. Jor
IV/IIU, Willi HII UluriMlUI(iU9
" I shall endeavor to l-ave livo pounds a
year, to have that epitaph grown over me in
mustard and cross. Five pounds a year,
ma'am to the sexton to keep my memory
green."
' " I wonder what Miss Caraways would say
if she heard you? Hut 1 know better," said
iWonica. L think, Agatha, we had bettor bespeak
our posts as bridesmaids."
" Wouldn't suffer it, my darling girls,"
said Masil. If ever 1 was to marry, (not tln.t
1 ever shall?no, no?1 shall walk through
tho world with the mustard and cress steadi
mj, 11.^ v/jvy ^ vu rtnuuiu III: \ IT V/tMl U' IHNU'lliy
wife. Xo, no ; you're too good, too lino, too
embroidered for tho pluiti work of mntrimo?y.
Bless your little lilagree hearts, before
you marry, you ought to perform quarantine
j hi a in' ser vo sever. years tc pie." rud
| puddings."
A TIMK of nfllictiou is the sneeial season
for the peculiar exercise of grace, for the soul
cannot otlicrwiso support or relieve itself.?
j (Jod designs bj afllietion to wither -ill the
flowers of tliis world, by discovering their iu^
sulHciency to give relief.
IjIFK and Dkatii.? Life and death, what
awfal words, yet how lightly they drop from
the lips. We utter theui as if we luid not
constantly before us the solemn warning,
! " that in the midst of life we are in death."
We wander aloncr t'ne hitrhwavs of ?ur mnvful
| existence, either heedless or unconscious that
we are. pursued by a shadow which will go
wlicrccvcr we iro. Wrapt up in ourselves,
we adore the present, r^uardless of tho fact
that, however jrlilterini* it may appear to our
senses, it is wreathed i:i mist?, spread
disease, and pain, and death 0:1 every side
of us.
i "Floating down the current of tinio to the tomb.
We hallow toe much the tlo-vers on its side."
Tor-Afco.?Tobacco buys will make tobacco
men, with tobacco mouths and tobacco teeth,
uui;i';ni povi\?HS, :ill< 1 :i fjenel'al toljaCCO S:lieiI.
And, what is worse, tliny will have tobacco appetites,
which will eravc tofiacco enough in
their lite time to l?uy a small farm anil raise a
small family. The)' will moreover.*pit tobacco
I all alon<r their way through life to the annoy
ance of their ucitrhbora, an ' t!io displeasure
. of their wives and families.
| Sl'tOY.?Tito following passive at arms
luis t.'ikoii nliim* il?i* 1 VI*.
rinia, Press, (Dem.) ami ltifi/1 it/cmcr, (K.
i N.o ; '
I " I Vinncrncy survives. ?Pre.s.*.
"So il>)ps the devil."? Itifrf/it/rnecr.
" Aik1 as both are now fairly in tlio field
i lor tlio next campaign, 'choose ye whom will
! serve.' " /'rrss.
" 'Of two evils ehn.tse ye tin1 least.' We'll
t;ilce the ile\ hilrlfi;/'m r.
"Opposition lvlitors qo to the devil, its
I ii:>ttii*:tI :is a 'luclc takes to the w iter. '['lie
tn/rfh'r/. n,-,r takes tin' road its party will truvj
el this fall."?.Yiili'omi/ Ihunm -rat.
"I say. I 'si p. are you asleep?" " Devil
: the sleep !" " Then he afther lendin' mo a
fpnrthcr." " I'm asleep, ho j .he:-."
j "ThK r!iii:o\VNI\' ti !.'?'< V uK T1 IK 1'XITKP
Stati:s."?The latest uuinher of the Kuick
ethocker. less lh folhiwiii;^ oration :
My h -arers : M v text an't in Worcester's
i Pictorial, nor W h t-r's hij quarto; but it is
| in the milium* of he liunkii'ii Khu's'iilV and
i ndependent Iv.di.i ? ' / ' ' ' (t I ! > h fx f/ir
1 Hint th.i r / ,,
- .1 V ^ ' " '
Thar iin't a Idler in all t!i!s usvai ai:d glorious
ib'juhlie but. lias studied r<\idin\ ritlu* and
' ri * 11 m ? t i <*. Thar nut a yoiinjjstrr *o i >; ?^ tiuit
villi couldn't drown liim in a spit h.?x, bu'
what has road Shalispoaro's <_'<i ^raphy. :fnd
kn nvs that all tho world is a sli^e, wit!i two
polos instead of one like i < >:nstapco ; and
that it k<vp* -_r >i?i' rooimd an 1 remind on its
own axis, not ax a' unthin' <>' nobydv; for
" I'Mucalion is the Croowin' tilory of the
I nitiMi !. M ites n." \\ ho was it t'mt durin'
the threat ii' il ylcrious Revolution, by his elo
iju.'iice 11neuchcd the spirit of Toryism ? An
American citizen. Who \v;ts it that knocked
! thunder out of the clouds, nud took ti stro de
o' greased ligltliiin' for a t:ii 1 to his kite.??
I An American citizen. Woo was it .{.hut in
vented the powder that will kill a cockroach,
! if you put a little on his tail and then tread
on it? Who was it that discovered the Ki t
j f>oy, and captured the wild and ferocious
15 hat / >' Tt ? An Amerie.-m eiriv.wii ! ( )K '
| it's n smashm' l.i-_r tiling to Ik' nn Ainerkrin
j citizen ! Kiu*r David would have boon nn
Aiiioricnn citizen, and tho Qnoon of Sheba
would have been naturalized, if it could a
bin did; for " Kduentinn is tlic Crcowtiin' Clio
! ry of tho Itiited'n Statcs'n." When yon
J and f tduill be no more ; when this glorious
! l uion shall have gone to eternal smash;
when T>ariium shall have scoured hi? last 011riosity
lit a arrest oxnonso: then will flio his.
1 torian dip liis pen in a neorcrions bottle of
blue-black ink, and write?" Kdneation was
tlit* Cn ownin' (Jlory < ( t 1 nited'n Statcs'n."
A Tiitu'i" ok a I f i.'sr.ANf)?Wife, (anxjiously:)
" Wli.it did that younc lady observe.
who pufR'd ns jusl now?'' Ilnsbind,
(with a smile of call i delight 0 '' Wl>y, my
love, she observed rather n <rood looking man
I walkiuir with nuit-j an older'v f> omIa?t.lmt.'a
nil. A-hem !"
Tills life's contradictions are many. Suit
water yives us fresh fish, ;ind hot words produce
coolncsH.
Xobi.k spirits rejoice in the consciousness
of a motive-?base ones delight only in a pretext.
A coiJl'i.r. of old topers in some way pot
I into a quarrel, and, for some time, hurled ; !I
the approved blackguardism of the pothouso
at each other, when one of thani. ilnfprinin
ing to extinguish tlio other immediately, cxolaimed,
-"Go, I have no more to say ! I
scorn you as 1 do a glass of water "
i l!.. ?I ~
v iiuun uib 11 m;iiuoiii}i im iii ill Wild BtilllU*
j by you in the storm j swarms of insect* will
: surround you in the sunshine.
j Tiib Would'b Opinion.?Every woman
I is in the wrong until she cries, nnd then she
is in the ripht instantly.
. | Wk never rospect persons who aim simply
to amuse us. There is a vast difference ho!
twocn those we call amusing men and those
wu ucnomiiiaiG ciueruuniug; wc laugli witli
tlio former and reflect with the latter.
Rathkr Moony.?A master bade his sorgo
and see '.rh:it t?mo the snn-dial indicitte<i.
" Why, air,", expostulated the servant,
" it is night." " What does that luattor??*
, Can you not take a caudle '{"
*
i ammmm??ix?mm+HmJbmm*mmmm?M
The Chcsapeako Fisherman.
Sum Dell lie was n fisherman
Of Chesapeake's broad bay ;
For claxriiii/ crabs ho gained ccfat
Ily his strange, crabbcd way..
H:icli day lie brought his oysters up
To market for to sell out ;
A *cU-ti*h man, Sum Hell be was,
Ana people bad to shell out.
Sometimes lie hnul'd bis net for fish,
>
rui ?<-<?// were mis neons ;
And /'W-day was th<> day tluit lie
Suinm'd up his iief-jiroccrJx.
Ho often iterrh'tl upon ro<
Tlmt fftoumlrr'il it) tlic sea?
llut, oneo insane himself, his selno
Drought up a 8ting!irec !
Ilclov'dn imiid?sweet Sally Brown,
Who kept a sausage stall ;
In troubled waters long lie li. h'd
Until lie made a haul.
No miiiciitft matters with Miss Ilrown, ?
Love hauls in pleasant weather:
lie went the tchoir hoi/ in a day,
And they were I in I'd toaetlicr.
A Ins ! alas! for stout Sam Boll.
lie tnuiui, wiicii '(mm* l.;!c.
That In; had hook'd a lani|.ry col
Willi suit soap lor liis hail.
Ilis grief it was Ion fathoms (loop :
Ho ilicil ?'twas l?y v?-l 1 slaughter ;
At til's I lio took lo drinking rum,
.Viiil then lie took to water!
Mon.\ t..
Now, all young men. a lesson learn.
Don't east your net 'tnong swine :
For. wlien a heavy /</</ gels in.
'Tjs sure to break the twine,
He cautioned l>v tiie late of Sam,
Who in the sea went down? 1
lie comfort found in getting blur,
And giief in getting Ilrovit !
How to pet Electedlilt
WIT VS. IXTKM.HSKNCtt.
In the mountainous Tennessee, many years
npo, (hero wore two minlMl-dos f?>r Congress. j
( )!ir* was a hnvvi'i' ;i li.io ln,i':in-r fi>H.i?v <i
uniduate and scholar, hut not over well versed i
in ttic art <>f stump speaking. The other was I
ul><i u lawv r?:t littlo, lisping crooked piece
of humanity, that was (i to the manner born." j ;
The mountain boys who lived iu the eastern
part of (lie Mate, at the period wo speak of, ]
were honest homespun people, living in :t j '
state of rudo but unsophisticated nature, '
strangers alike to the polish and deceit of l
iai'ue (owns. l''i!w (if them ever knew the J
luxury or inconvenience of shoes.
The canvass opened very hrisklj*. and the i
clouuonee of Mr Tcllv, was he<*inuing to tell
powerfully over his opponent, Mr. Serous.?
Telly had conic up to the strong hold of
Seniiri to address the people, and nfter he
had n.adea powerful speech, it w..s felt that
he had nii'do a threat impression, and fast
111:1 Villi' tYi ?11 f 1 vj Tin" fiftj -iinl i<>vie?m>iiv ..('i
, Tolly wero unansvrearahle, and Scrubs was ,
put to lii.s wits for a knock down argument in
I order to demolish liis rival s points and re- 1
j move tlio impression tli t had been made.?
So nothi.tir daunted, ho aro- and t!iu : addressed
the audience :
" l-Yller-tSitizens : I do not come here vith
l.iir words and tin talk to riis.; an exthit ment
: you all know ine to 1 vll tor that. I I
don't eome here, fellow t'ilti/.i iis, all dresetli- i
i cd np in slliore clothes and thill;, ths.nilin j
; .inn MicKi'rm :it tno vosiion, iiixi :i DiituDlijftfin
you villi latin mid ?rivek, mid l>i.r vords that
nono of you know* tli ? momi'iu of. I stand j
, lior<\ f? 1! r tliitixcii.-?, to tell you tin1 trutli.? J
! You !i r.-.vsl! 1.iiown :n", feller thUi/.o'.is, thince !
I Vii.s a hoy, mid I'v<> knowi you just so loii;^, j
Miid in ay b"! a little looker. You ;ill know, j
; idler tliiti/ei-.s, 1 hr.vo ploughed mid lio?.:d j
corn with von nunv :* dnv. !i \a true fell >r I
thili/.'Mis, I am I licit' educated, :?:i?l rallied '
myself. 1 never vor? tlio.se, teller th'ti/.ons, !
:lli I vox (it'l -en years iiM. My opponent, teller
thifi/.ens, is ;i ffradnrdeof eollogo. 1 nev- |
; or graduated. \'cn teller thiti/.ens, 1 vos n |
readiu law I>y the 1 iuht of a lime kiln, my op- j
ponent, feller thitir.ciis, vos n 1-iyin hack in a
red velvet cushioned mahogany rock in chair,
! a studyin by the light ot' a thsplcndid astral
i lamp. I ask you then,. feller thitizon.s. ifi
! vuii are going to dethort one of vou#nld friends,
to vuto f<?r a tliilk stockinet! ruffled shirt dan!
dy grndu.ilo, who don't know no moro vot you
j vant in Congress, than he knows about eradlin
wheat ?"
Tills ap]ieul was too strong for the feelings
j of tlie mountain buys, and their shouts rout
i t,lie air with their hurrahs for Strugs. Jt
j w 'S no u^e, Scrngs had by his appeal struck
ae right track, and won buck the disaffected. j
Notwithstanding this however, it was thought !
flint Tolly b\ xplemlid on.tory stood tiie best !
j ehnnce to he elected. It was tow ;ids tli#? |
! close of of tlx* canvass that Sirens had come |
down tn Telly's own country and had miide a j
! .speech in one of the small towns. There '
: was to he another n>c< tiutr the n \t day at j
tUc county seat. Svrugs thought that the on- !
Iv W IV to heat Ted I v. was l>v a nisn. &n I
ing liiin accidentally?lie said to his opponent,
" thee here Telly, now I don't vunt to take any
advantage over you, and s<> I am fjoing to U il
you that veil I f?pokc yesterday. I told the peo*
i pie how you thswi lulled the Widder Moss out '
1 of her lot of ground." " What," said Tell v* j
" had you the hardihood, you mi.verable shriv- |
eled up libel on huinaniiy,, to make such a |
false statement Y"
" Veil, you can't gi t me into a quarrel with ,
you here," said Scruga, " but you dare not
deny it to-nmrrow before the people."
The next day Telly took the stand, and in j
a speech of full indignation, denied the chariro !
j ami denounced Scrubs for nil thai was villain
| ous. lie appealed to the widow's son, who |
was present, and called him np to the stand, i
The latter denied the charge, and branded it j
:<s a buso falsehood. The people were furious I
against Scrugs, who was present at the time, j
but never said a word. After the applause
had died away, Scrubs boldly mounted the
stand. " Feller thitizens," eommeiiecd
Scrujrs, but the crowd hooted at him, and it 1
was sometime before Me could get a hearing.
At last some of Iiih fr.etuis rallied and nlioVit '
cd hurrah for Serugs, and ho began.
" Feller thitizcuri?All I as!: ith a hearin.
Now, ft man isn't guilty, until lie ith proved
guilty; and if you will just give me a chamh
1 will prove Telly the biggest liar on this side
I of the mountains. [II*o tlio crowd nj'ain j
shouted for Scrags, and he continued.] Vas
I, fuller thitizens, ever known to take any ad- !
vantage over any one cxthept in a fair way 'I
j Didn't I feller thuizens, get the Legislature
iu ;ihiw me diii ror uie rowan or viuors aim
orphans ? [Cheers from tho crowd] Vas T
I ever known to blander any man ? [No. no.")
Well, now, fell or thitizons, I huvc Icon rliar1
god by my opponent with bavin thaid that lie
i cheated tho vidder Mom ont <?f her lot of
ground. It lias been proved feller thitizens,
that be didn't cheat her out of it. Hut
was it proved follow tbitifens, tbat I ?aid be
did? [Cries of no, no.] No, fellow tbitii
izena, nnry time. J will pledge my bonor I
I never thaid tho. Many of you, follow tbitiiOiia,
wore at the sncctin yesterday ven T
.spoke, and I see Squire Murphy in tbc crowd,
i who was then present. I will leave it fohim
if I evci mentioned the nntrte of tho> vidder
1 1 1"11 i 1 ? ? 1
Moss or Mr. Tollv. (,'o;ne up hero to tlio j
stand, Squire, and Jell tlio people if 1 over :
said what my opponent hath had tlio bare-fa- :
cod, brathen, unbluthin, impudence to thay j
about me. [ I lore the squire positively denied
that Sorugs had made the assertion with
which he was charged, aud tho crowjJ, shouted
in triumph at tho refutation. 1 Did'nt I tell
you; feller thitigons, that I would prove Telly
tho biggeth liar this side of the mountains.
It was all a trick, my feller thiti/.ens, to ruiu '
my election. Now I leave you to judge fori
^ourse'ves, whether you will vote for an inju- !
red honest man, or a thtarelied up, milled 1
shirt graduate, who can't tell the truth to
save himself," and So rugs triumphantly dismounted
from the stand amid the hu/./.as of
tho people.
Thy ruse won. Serugs never had said so;
he ruily told Tcllv so, that he might chance
to nrove tho falsity of the hitter's assertion.
We need not say that Serugs was elected by
a large majority.
" Doctor," said all old lady the other day
to her family physician, " kin you toll me
how it is that some folks is born dumb?"?
14 Why?licm !?why, certainly, ma lam," repli
ed the doctor, 44 it's owing to tho f.i-t that
they came into the world without speech !"
14 ha, mc,'' remarked the old ladv, ' now
just see what it is to have a physic cdication;
I've axed my old man movo'ri a hundred times
that ar same thing."
THE BLUE KIlHiE RAILIIO U).
1300 Acres of Land,
S i'saa.^ <P.\IK '5'3'iK
WALIl AliLA DKPOT.
I MIR l> V1LI?')AI) is the line lor near one mile.
presenting soin'e of Iliu handsomest buiKling
otcs. The liui'ls arc mostly in tiio forest, rich
tiotlom itii'l ii|>l:iii(| 1 villi; on t.oiii wi'k'M of the
north fork of the I'oneross (.'rook, lor one iiii-l u
linlf miles. | inteiul hiving oil' ten l?o!s of twenty
irres each, running to ami fronting the K lilro.ul, ,
iml to attach to each Iiiit one htiinlrud nit t 11II y
neres of laml, or to ninfco the quantity lo suit jiu^*- j
ulinsers.
A I.Si), my Poor Mountain Tract, containing 1
Two TIioiikiiihI I*ive Ihinihnl Arrus. iviili n 1 ir.n?
* r*
|iiantity of bottom mid rich mountain valleys. II
111is in mil capable of l>< ing made one of the best
grazing farms in Dickens District then yon wiil
liavo to h'.mt tlie oldest man in Pickens District to |
poilit tlie other. A man that is afrai'l to invest !
money in l.aicN n ir llailroi Is. would he culled a :
slow-cart, for the history of tlie world is that tlicy i
have raised the price of lands so as even to astonisli
the incredulous. I am determined to sell ?
one fourth cash. halanco in one and two years. I
Dcti't he afrai'l to conic and look. The cars
won't run over you. They only want, mid that for
I he next hundred ye irs, your t iniher, lor crosn-tics ,
mul tuel, an I piy out on the. road for all time
forty dollars mil of every hundred dollars that
I hey make. If this would not put a man in a pood
humor then please start some invention I hut will
Jo more for mankind than I'ailroads have'lone.
I'leaso call on me tit Wayside, and if I can't sell
Vou lau l I shall know th.it von are not a railroad
inn.1. JAMliS OVKUl'ON U'.WIS. j
Jan. '.Jo. IRflO mtf.
< 2D >.\5> B.a>
IIECUIjAII j
r I ^ 11 M I N i N i'iI) he/ 11> annuince that
B Ihey have ma?le arrangements Cn-a lint* uf
SA 11,1Ni i I' A*,' K I '. I'S lift \vi>f>n I In* ;iii ive puiut.*.
1?v which every lac litv in regularity ami speeil
iiI he j^iven i" Shipper*.
fasAss-:ti, vscitfizo^'ft ci>.,
10 |!IM!'OII|i I'l.AI'K, lilYKKI'dOl,,
Will nt any lime recci* e (Jnntls in'i<n<lcil f<r
shipment iiv this lino. an-1 l'nrwar<l Ihesatnc by
the lirst -m^'ee I"u??r Packet, rind will he always 1
prepared tog'vo any inl'iirmatien that may he j
desired.
Arrangements f.?r Freight <>r Passngo may j
also lie iii-i<l>' in ('harli'-'t'Mi, 1?v application to |
.10 i I X rUASKllvt CO.. Central W'liarf.
The undermentioned first class and fast sail- 1
ing Oliarlestoii Sliips luive liccn nlrendy placed I
upon tin' line, and others will lie added as soon ,
as required : |
From Sailing day.su' tin* ships of this T.ino: From j
Liverpool. Name*. Charleston. j
.lime ">, :>.">usan (! Owens. Norton, master, Aug. 1 (>
Juno I ">. 'I'.li/.i lionsall. Michael, master, Aug. Vt I
Juno y flon lar, Lel>hy. master. Kept. i!0
July 1*?. I'.inily St. Pierre. Tcssiov. master, (let. Ml j
.\ii;;. lo .lolm Feasor, 1 i erliL'ii, master, Oct. IK I
* TIkj.-c t!ire.> d ues an" made to iippuiximate for
(lie convenience of linportrrs for tlie I'all Trade.
Future arrangements will lie duly advertised.
May 0. 18W tl ' tnly
STATIC OF SOI T 11 CAROLINA,
hist ?in tiik coniT or common pi.kah.
jiiiiil'h i., nil' | aii.iclmicr.:.
vs V W. .M. Ilnddun.
l'.ilriclv Crawley. ) I'lIV'j*. Alt'y.
\ l,T IIKitHAS. tlie plaintiff did. on tho iMii day
1! of Oetnher, 18.V.1. tile 1?ideclaration against
ihc defendant. (who ii" it is said) is ahneii' IVoin
iiml without iht* limits of this Hi a to, an.I lias neither
wife no! attorney known within iho same upon
whom a eopy of the said declaration might he
nerved: !> is ordered, therefore, that ih?' said
defendant do appearand plead to the said defdanti
nl' I I... OIHl. .1.... r V . I
18(50; otherwise, final and absolute judgment will
lien lit* given ami awarded agninst liim.
.1. R. HA(iOOl), c.c.r.
Clork'H Office, Oct. 18, 1859 1y/j
Tito Last Call!
VI,L potvons indebted to tlie assigned l'state of
Inserted & Kantian, eitltcr by * do note or otherwise,
must pay before Keturn day, or t hey will
be Hiiod indiscriminately. Amount* in (lie Magistrate!*
jurisdietion will be sued en l>y 1st October
iivai. mis is jiosuivciy mc inn notice.
J. I''. MAGODI), Assignee
8opt. ">. 1800 A I
Notico.
A l'l'LIOATIOX will he made to ilic Le^isJ.\_
Intiirc lit its next Session for a charter fur
a Turnpike Kond ; said roa?l to commonec at
Ilinkle's Mills, in l'ickons district, and intersect
with n'I'll rn pike at the North Carolina lino, i
on Il'iok (/'reek. The said.roail to lie known a?
the Cnno Creek and French llnmd Turnpike.
AnguM '.12. I St it > .'tin
TUB STATU OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
IN OltlMNAIIY?I'lC.KKXS,
II. A. Thompson, e.K.r.n. Ailm'r, 1 .... ,
1 f I'ot il inn for
Martini J. Miller, ct. al. i Partition.
IT appearing to my satisfaction I lint Martha J.
Miller Mint Laura H. Millar, defendants in thin
cave, reside without th<5 limits of this State: It is
ordered, therefore, that tlio said absent parties do
npvear in Iho Court,of Ordinary, to he licldat I'iekens
C. II, on Monday the 10th day of December
next, and oldoct to the partition or wile ot' tho Heal
B:.late of Robert I.. Miller, deceased, or their consent
to the same will bo onlered of record.
W. B. llOl.COM UK. o.r.u.
I Ordinary'* Ofl'u'o. Sept* B, 1800 <tm
Law Notice.
'TMIB uri^erslKiicd have formed n nartnoruliir,
i tlio prncllfie of I.hw and I'tpiity for I'ickens
District. Mr. Hadi>kn may bo consulted ?t his
oflice in Pickens nnd Mr. Obh nt Anderson.
JAMKH f.. OKn,
W. M. 1IADDKN.
Piokfna 0. H.. M?y 10. )B6ft 42-it
Blaoksmithing.
a the undkr8i0nkd in now propnrod
i do work in hi* lin<*. tit short notice,
1 Sir nnd in n workmanlike manner. Ho can
always be found nt l?i* .Shop, Terms modorato.
i harrison 1iaykks.
I Oct. 13, 1859 12 tf
/ '
/ /
Election Notico.
4 N K1.HCTION will be held throughout Piekeu.4
/V District, on Mondny niul llio dny following,
tho 8th and fltli of October next, for i\ Member of
Congrats, four Members of the Stuto legislature
and Commissioners of tlio l'oor. Tho-polls to bo
kept open id tlio Court House Monday nnd Tuesday,
an<l on Mondnv only ?t the boxes in the His
triot. Tlie polls to bo opened at it A. M. nnd
closed nt -I l\ M. Tlie Munnjrers to meet nt tlio
Court House on tlio Wednesday following, nl 10
o'clock, count tlio votes, nnd declare tlie Election.
l'ickons C. II.?h. C. Ct nig. Klitdin Liiwrcnco,
II. A. II. Uilixon. ?
Trinimier's?W. X. I>u\is, Joel E. Ji>no*>, W.
11. I)iok?on.
Fair lMuy ? II. F Slunn, K. MoCrnry vico W.
II. Ilnrltin, I). S. St ri Id in;'.
i>anuM<>r s uotrout?I. S L>iok*'?n, J. l> Uay
\ ico Aug. Smiihsnn, M. T. SinUli&in vice Wiirroii
I'cirv.
WnHmlla?A. E. Xurninn vice II. Meyer,
John M. (iillison, Nimnxl Sullivan.
Colunel'M Fork?J. \V. I'arlc, A. II. Jonkins,
( on. \V. Phillips.
Cheohee? I. W. XielioNon vieo Berry Niohol?nt,
M.It.mi Nicholson, Milo? Kn?x.
Tunnr! llill? A .) PimhIIpv v!i??? -I -I SJmSili
C!i!.?r^o W Baldwin vijc J.>Iiii Wilts hi, dou'd,
(!ror^? ISiin".
Whe'st'ino -1). P II -bins, Juliii M iclieiid,
Uniiibrcl llnr/.enlr.
lvil|inirick'-??Stephen Baldwin, F. M Cleafohind.
l'\ \V. Kilpiitrick.
(.Vntre?J. li Sundors, B. K lleo lor. Samuel
P. I Inrris.
Miller's -S.T.nvcl P.iutiiit. AiU'<>;i B'-jrirsj. B,
W. Abbott.
Iliijgoud's?11. .J. A.i'h my, T!i n. firilTin,
lh?i>j. 11 I ln\
i>tititl:Ui1111>wii ? W. M K>no-?, James Hester,
V:lli Julie-'.
Siilnhrii\?f.'. !, !I !iiiu'swuplh vice [. Jj
11 I 5: i ?- v ! rii, V t'iiist n vice lliivilv Foil
iiol. \V . A. < ''i.ipnian.
(laities'?T!i<>:nj>s<>n, 15. S. Gainos,
J. X. A1.1..1.1.
P.okensville?Csilxin OJli'i Hubert K. Mo*
W horlpv, R.
Kn*?:it<>c?Robert Lewis vioc T. X. McK'nim>v.
Win. 11uii101* vice Railey Mosely, Thomas
Priee.
Hurricane?Lemuel Thomas, J. A. Ballcnger.
1 j. IIuj?h?s.
Wulf(.'reek ? W 11 li-V'r vit-.n W X llvwtlnirno,
II. vt?ni, George l*' Steuditiy; vioe
Jus. l'oi<rtiPnn.
Trap?I. M. P.mdor, Joseph 0. Hendricks,
Win. W. Robinson.
. I II Ac! t<> $ ftirf tin- 1'iiri/;/ o f p'frrfiO)i.<s.
I. lir it mortal by the .Sen ile iltld lloll.se of
llopreseiit it ives, nmv niel nii'l silling in (Senernl
Assembly, mid by the antliorily ol' ilie same.
That il any [i.irsoii, nut ipiilifU'd l?y the constitution
and la .v.s ol this .Si>ito shall, knowing I lie same,
vote it! any cloctiou h<*ruafter to be hehl wiiliio
me .->iaie ior rn 11;?? t s oi mo </'onjiross ol Hie I'ni
i<'il Si .tlo?. inomber* of I lio l,ei$i.slain re of I his Stale,
SherilV. I'lor't, Ordinary. or other district otlieers.
Mayor nn I \M-.s*m6n of any oily, Intendant and
Wardens of any incorporated (own, ntticcr* of tlio
iniliii i, or volunteer orgaui/.alionH of tin? State. or
ni liny other election now rei|tiire.d, or that shall
here r'ler he required by law lo bo hold within lliin
Stall', siirh person shall bo deemed guilty of it miadem.'nnor,
an I, upon conviction llicroof. shall he
lilii'?i anil imprisoned ut lite discretion of (ho Judge
before whom Ihecaso shall bo tried.
II. If any ] km von qtt dilied by the conrlilnlioti
and law? of this State to vole at any oloi'lion for
mouther-; of iho Congress ol the I'nited Slates,
nioiiibors of iho Lrgislaturo of this Stale, Sl.erill",
Clerk, Ordinary, or oilier district oHicer. Mayor
and Aldermen of any oily. Inlendanl and Wantons
of any incorporated I >wn otlieers of (lie militia or
volunteer organi/alions of iho Stale, oral any
other elections now required, or that shall hereafter
lie required h\ law lobe held will,in this Stale,
shall vote move than out e. al Mieli election for Iho
office. sn.-li person so voting more than once
shall lie deemed guilty of a misdemeanor. and,
uj?i?n conviction 'I'i'ish ill hi- tincd itn< 1 imprisoned
nt the discretion of (lac* Judge liefore whom
I lie case shall be tried.
111. If nl any election hereafter hold within
litis Stale for members of the Congress of ihc United
States, members of the I .eg is bit ore of Ibis
Slate, Sheriff, Clerk. Ordinary, or other district
officer, Mayor and Aldermen of any city, luiendnnt
and Wardens of any incorporated town, officers of
the militia or volunteer organizations of tbe Stale,
or at any oilier election now required, or thai shall
hereafter be required by law lo he held within
this State, any person shall, by the payment, do
livery or promise of money, or other article of value,
procure another lo vote for against any particular
candidate or measure. I lie person so promising,
and I lie person so voting, shall each he guilty of
a misdemeanor, and, upon conviction thereof shall,
for the first offence, lie lined in any sum not less
than one hundred dollars nor more than five hundred
dollars and imprisoned for any term of lime
not less llit'ii one month nor more than six months;
and. for the second offence, shall he lined in any
sum not le-s than live hundred dollars, nor more
i ii, .1 i : : 1 '
, wi.'.uim <iiim hiijuiuiivm inr ituy
term of lime not le.? than ihrco months nor more
I than twelve inontlis.
i IV. If hi any eleotion. 11s in llie preceding sec|
lion of this Act is mentioned, nny person .shall
I ufler or propose I o procure another, by liicpay[
mi ni, delivery or promiso of money, or oilier article
of value, to voto f<?r or against any particular i
canili'latc or measure, or .s!i:111 offer or propose,
' for the ' onsi-ieration of money or other article of
v dne paid. ilelivered or promised. to vote for or
against any particular candidate or measure, sticli
person .so offering to procure or vote shall he
deemed guilty of a mis lemer.nor. anil. upon oonviolioii
ihercoi, siiaii tilled and imjnisoncd at (he
i ilisort'i i.iii of I lie < 'onit.
! I.. .1. . U... .... II .. - .1 . . - - "
Ill IIIU ornuii: Iimiac, I ill* I will y II rsi U:?y ()I I'OCC-mhur,
in Mil* your of our Lord one tlioii?nnd
oijxlil hundred mi l lit*t v-<sij?l?t. ami in the eiplitylliinl
year of tlio imveivifriily nud iiiilvpomlciiuc
i of tlie ('nilo*l l??j< of \ merlon.
, W M. I). I'OKTKIl. President of the Senate.
| .1 VS. SIMONS, S|>i':iUor Hoihc of Hepri'sonl'itivcS.
CIIKKN VII.LK MAKfcMS YARD.
j f jlllK subscribe!' lin* mi hand and is constant
I Iy receiving a largo mnl varied assortment o
American and Italian Marble,
T,? which lie would ea 11 t lie attention of thnre w.
want of u suitable Monument to murk the spot
where repose the remains of their ilej nrted relatives
ami friend#. Curving and lettering of
all kinds neatly and prmnpilv executed. p
fitsajT'Partieular attention paid to order- hv mail
1AMK8 M. AI LKN.
Greenville (J. II., S. VYL 52 Hl-tf
N. 1$. lie refer to I) < > W out Hnlrl I! uwnv I *?
Mnrklv Ci?., I>r. M 11 Knrlo, W II \Vnt>< n,
K?|.. Col l> lloko. K M.Kuj. K?C|.
J. W. Nni:i:irt, ill. J. W. IIAHRIXON. 7.. ('. |'l'l.l.l.t M.
wm% FI&IIRTSON & piilliXSI,
Atlori^-ys itt I.:nv,
A N I) 8I) MCI T O 15 S I N' KOI'i 'I' v
; \17ILL ntlciul promptly lo nil lnwlnms rn'rurtc4
H tv tlirir euro. Mn. I'i i.liam ca ? u'wnvu Le
found in tlio Ollioe.
OKKlC:r. AT MC'KKNS <\ II., S. 0.
j Sept. ii, i?;>?i tf_
I W. K. KA8I.F.Y. IflAAC WIC'KI.IVKB 1
EASLEY & WICKLiriE,
Attorney* sit lauv.
V IT ILL nllend pnucSnnlly to nil huBinfc* ?-?i*
Y trusted lo their euro In tlic LUtiicts
comprising tlic Wetdern Circuit.
OFFICE -AT PICIiKNS C. II., F. <\
Sort. 20, 1 Hr>r, ia >r
i Tfl K ST ATM Of SOUTH CAROLINA, riCKPNs
i)i"Tnet. ^
"VrOtlCK In liorcl?v |i:.\on (lint fr <m nnrt nfJ.
i tor thro? ru<>ntl>? from tlii* ilute, I Till
I transact bunineaa generally in my own nitme,
inn I intcml at tlint time availing iny*olf of the ,
provision* of the law making ' (Vmea covcrt "
free dealers.
I TttlODA MACLD1N, J
1 Wifo *?f Maulton Manldin of the place aforeaftitl.
1 Aug. 9, IhGO '2 3m*
4
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