The Newberry herald. (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, October 12, 1882, Image 1

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T- --ADWETISIlNG A T. - $.00per square (one inch) for first insertion,s IS PUBLISHED detsmrt netda h aeo - * -:and 75 cents for each subsequent insertiol! si~ THU SD sONiG,- Double column advertisements sen per cent. - - --of respect, same rates per senare aszordins:a ~YItO Nebry IRRHIKXR! f A A Family Companion, Devoted to Literature, Miscellany, -- - -c N ia Inaial iF Advancesmet.omtie.iaien c * ber of is wsopped h k the -nptitiol forbi E d , it is pa i r. ,ss.ooper~~~ EWn A Fa yRY Sopnin Devte toLtrTUR ScelAnY, NesOgrclurTakes& rEs :B atr dntheDONE WITH NEATNESS AND DISPATCH T o m ark denotes expiration of Vo0 XVII NE B R Y .C,TH URSDAY, OCTOBER 12, 1882. o 1 EM AH ; "- etrn. ASHES OF ROSES. A fair lne sea, where mirrored lie The --okl-brown rock in sun<bine resting, The changefat glory of the sky. The white-w!ng'd gall his swift wa bireasirg A word of light and son'g and bloom, Where earth is glad and heaven rejoice And, fiating through my quiet room. A laugbing chime of baby voices. Himf vay acros4itbe seaward slope WitIt :all green grasses bending over, Two sweet eyes bright with love sud hope Li,nu;it up at me among the clover, Wtth futter of a little gown V hac flying fold the wind upralses, Be: pn :y he:d of golden brown My- darling ifts amid the daisies. Part of the shining day she seems, But more divine than all its splendor, Ltke some fair light that shines in dreami go softly bright, so sweetly tender; The glow upon the rounded cheek, The lisping voice in broken sweetness, More life and love and joy bespeak Than all the summer's rich completenesi And yet-alas! the woful chance That comea to dim the moment's pleasure The spaerkling eye, the speaking glance, The heaped-up wealth of June's best rreas ure, Do but recall a.vanlshed bliss, As Memory's hand the curtain raises Another bead, as fair as this, That lies below the nodding daisies! -Mary E Blake. REDEEMING THE OPPOR TUNITY. S. C. Advocate. There is something very touch ing, in one incident in the last ill ness of Senator B. H. Hill. H+ regretted that be could not mak< one more speech. , Pitt longe< for one more boar in parliament and John C. Calhoun, on tbe even ing before his death, said to hi eon. If I could have but one bow to speak in the Senate, I could d more good than on any previou occasion of my life.' In one point of view, it seem strange that all the gathered an< growing interest and inspirativt of three score years should bi quenched in a moment. No on, can make the speech that Ca! houn or H;11 wished to make. N living man can finish their no finished work. The subject tha was in the mind of Calhoun dur ing his last hours, was the ver! one on wNich Hill was so anxiou o~ speak. Times have greati: er.angzed, the thunders of civi' war i,ave rocked the Continent, new generation has come on tb stage since Calhoun died, but tb great answered question, th 'bopeless tangle of our age.' sti han a strange interest, even t ttse dying statesman. What di BW~ wish to .say? In sain try t9 answer that most natura * qu1estion. We may be sure h d:d not wish for one hour more ti fimtter the South or to abuse th< North. He did not wish to hial eloquent abuse or wvitherin g in *- vective at this or that party. Nearly a balf century agc Francis Lieber was studying th *. same great question which is S deeply, so strangely woven int our national history. He cam with all the prejudices of a for eigner, and brorgbt; to this grea problem a knowledge of histor and a patience in studying fact which are rarely found. He sas many difficulties whieb were' hid den from the amateur studeni -who looked at~ our Society froi afar. With all his instinctive d .sire for general emancipation, hi wrote this emphatic sentence 'ay we never experience a suc den emancipation at the South About the same time, Williar Harper was led to study ver, closely the strange institutiOr whbich he had known from chilk A hood, in bis native Carolina. fl \ gave bis views in an essay rea btifore a literary club in Colonr bia., perhaps in 1835. No impoi tant additions were ever made 1 bis argument, which covered tb1 fied. With all his instinctive an weli r-unded fears of a generi e-nnciarin,he wrote ihis en phauc sentence: ']n one thing occu with the abolitionists thLat if emancipation is to t brought a'bout, it is better th: it should be immediate and ta tat.' Smnaucipation total and in medaiae e-.a in a way not e2 pected c.r desired by the calm wise chancellor. To-day, per hps, most thinking persons wil a.ree with him. The siock t< soci-ty and the strain on al ii iLerests were very severe.T would probably have b en mo:" Y severe from a gradual seh"ntt o emaOC1iPa-iOD Many retuits. j :c dic-ted or unexpect:i, I'a)lov. i.i but one gr'at r:buiL ttO 1t'.i per costidently a--urned : ir. vitabt!e-the instant failure o|.t ton cultivtivi-hus not fi;' l There are checks and c"orpert tions in the texture of sociy and in the unrolinags .o P i dence, which men do not !r see. A great historian say s that t good test of the Christian civiliza tion may be found iu the mntei . iu which they pass through revo lutions. We. lay aside now the t. painful question as to the Chris lianity of a people who, with ,i wiid entbusiasm on each side, can rush into civil war. Looking r back only to 1865. wbiie thert are some things on each side t hat we'could wish to :lot ; :mc things which show, that if one side may be exacting, the othei . side may be uureasonable; still there is much to encourage Chris tian students of history. But for the religious restraints on black and white, Northerbers and Sout n erners, our Iliad of woes would have been longer and more tragic. All persons, except a f%w blinded partisans on each side, - will now admit that some oppor tunities have been lost in the natural excitement of -the times Every successive phase of public sentiment in these eventful days, brings its own opportunity, which a must be seized wisely and pauc r tually, or it is gone forever. He 3 is happiest who, at the end of hi 3 life opportunities, bas least cause of unavailing regrets. He is not 5 happy who is then forced to say -1 have lived in a critical era o I the world's affairs. Neither Pr .vi ieu:e nor history has given me t,new idea, or a new light on an ol(d idea I have tait htully and in. discriminately praised my own - section and party, whri ii barc t constantly abused the other par tv and section. 1 bave never teli ' it a du'ty or privilege to write L Sline, or speak a word, wh,icir Rmight help to allay the storm v) psinaround me. I have bee; borne along, an u uthinking. un Sresisting feathber on the euri e rent.' * It. is not Senators, only. dying I or living, who most meet tubi G reat question. It comes boni: Sto the bsinessO5 and bosom o e every man and woman. I . ouches the nursery an~d t.h a kiteben, the sbop an.d the tield tue ballot-box an(1 the' court house, the school room and .h< Church. The editor must excuse boLi the fact and the matter of a shor -digression at this point. Denom e inational papers have their use 0 and advantages, wnieb are mani o fold. But like all human agent e eies, they have their abuses anc their disadvantages. Within th< t last few years such questions at I these have been fully and fairl' s discussed in several uindenomina tional papers: the relations o servan ts, masters, mistresses, witlt the temptations, trials, faults o each party ; the tendency ir Churches to prefer young minis e ters; the reasons why the socia meetings of our Churches are no more attractive, &c. Let it nol -be put down at once, as idle fault fintiing, when the fear is express ed that these questiong an< " others like them, are not dis eussed as broadly and calmly i e Church papers as else where. d it will be a great, perhaps fatal mistake, if the earnest, heal thy, religious element of our whbol country is not brought to bear om e all the interests of the two race d so intimately and so criticall L thrown together. Let sincerit and common sense ho joined witl Ipatienit study of bidzory, an reverent, reliance on Providenic< Some persons cani get on, o di tnarily well, with servants i house and field. whbile others can not get on at all. If there is an; .m~rt here it is worth some trot ble .o find i. out. Sometimes, ut - a dinner table, the main subject Sof conver.-tia is the utter im p iMihi 'ity trf .;adirgi, faithfuI iser vantts. I'"".-aps thwe who are i3i)ttfi . . i unsparina I will -"o " 1 '7i: it t+: te 1:ex1 Sn0aM Ienuing rmLc anl eliliren in l'nftr': - Ci ith 'ir trvt: uts. T, s.., : ;. . 1_.x t ug e s a . : ub j t Of i ;.-rai it i .tcr a t. 1I . . a r a t ro i to r a rm .h being conid iow' i) bOdy o:f' -fi'e isfra;elised 1easaitry,' we rmigtut firm: ihat teature nore dit. cr'ue ti i. he dargercus ex periuient %k-- are trying. As to the great religious gies lion. thos:r w bo are wiling to do , ma:y we some -igrs of hope ant pr. is: W:V.i are iond of tn~~g th~ vrld t.hal our fat.bt_rs c.rried t ti Gospel to> t be siave;. Sir.ly that hane G'spel ha- its mliege8 tfr them iuw', in - neir new rtllation,. Pauil, ve are s-ure. would not neglect tue-e people, or pass ttiem by, if he could make a second missionary tour aer'es our world. He might wel hegin his earnest appeal to them wi-h the admsipu tbat 'in all things they are very religious' it is true, that on some sides of life, there seema at times to be little ctinnliection between their religion anu their mri<)rality. Perbaps. on other sides of life, (taking light. and privilege into the account,) our practical moralit.y may be aR really bei,w our religious stand ard. Mr. Editor. your qotation from Senat.or Hill, two weeks ago, af fectel mdet-eply at the time, and follows me sti!. I have wisbed that I could quit thinking about it., or that, with pen in hand. I ecuid i ink wrtnily of it. Up to this aom;ent ! have not ien able to duo cit her. There is, there mIrust er tanrly be, a clear, straig ht f patt out of every difficulty that can encomtlpass a peopie. Are we seeking tnis patti w th that non esty.carn:stnie s and huiilty that mat.ke it titrally certaii we shall finzd? Supp--s we do not findi. SupposLthat e and our ebildren atter* us. coUut ie to sumt e ! 1 oin the Adark wouutanrs. Will thi provw that the' r-nal ruiles of right are I 'ii i onlKy proive. 'tat n i one, m_ .' i? i ' Take away thty Im : tae can be saved with& Qut it, sa. a great Eeglisf wri. tr Tak-e away bitteruaes andu truu an.. d revenige. Tnis great problem can he 3ved ; this great. nat ion can be saved, without the h elp of .any of t bese. JAS. H. CAR:LISLE. -Woffo.rd Coilege, S. C. OLD F.MES-.-Sueaking7 o told famnil it2,' obsl-ee Relnev yngrto a fellow comme*rciai, emi Gohrdon, of 'Frisco, as hber -.eret sinting in a room vf tiie Ross SHouse, io tbat city, a few weeks ago. 'I don't tnink that yours is a Sbit older than mnine, for I guiess both'of themu are about on a .evel in respect to age.' 'Why, how do you make than out ?' respon ded Jim, whbose great weakness lies in his boast of an ce'stry. 'our folks settled in New -England as far back as sixteen something, and we've got the papers to show for it.' 'That's ali right, Jim2 ; all I know abo'ut it, is, that my grand father met yours swinging trom tree to t.ree oo the Istbmos o,f SPanama, noit suen a great. many year- bmek. anad . he cad man seteed to t ake a heap of tuu t ol' the. exer-cise But that a vs hi-tore y ouit folks a ore store clotbes.' 'I'm stuck.' said Jim. -Give it a ,,nme.' - New York Cowmercial Travelers' J'ournal. Imupolitenesv is de:-ived from juist two- M)ources--inLuierence to the divijne and contem:pt for the hn klman. Foi THE HERALD. N LETTER FROM COLORADO. a Special Correspondence. CANON CITY. COL , Sept.. 18. 1882. . The country about Canon City, a- indicated in my last letter, is c largely devoted to grazing. 1"1 fa':t. stock raising. or -berdinig,' is tl., great industry tor this who i, fot. from Toxas to ' jCi:it C''n si:Weraly no(rt It of the Ulion Pa bi- Rilway. excepting the met1 "...:iiVt"v iarrow1' hiitis w ithi) l i : Now \{exicto, in South n ''ado, on the Arkanas r )tait, tributtaries;-t.be Fount;ain, Sr C-rw. (' hr e M" the !v. the C.--haru', the IIUerfano, and a 1er.4-in the great parks over rces ythe range, and over the plai- s in Colorado. Nebraska, t arnd Wyoming, tho heru t oam and the rancheros ride. The pro gross of settlement and the ad- t v:(nee of civilization ha encroaebh ed soniewhat upon what was'for nery the dontrt of the ranch o n.c;, especiaily in Nebratska and - N':thern Colorado ; i!at, in gen -ral terms, he largely coverse ie territ.ory outlined above. Between i Dnver and -Julesburg, on the U U:on Pacific Railroad, lay the r immense range of the late John a fi;tf, one side of which was fifty m:!es in length, and which was in a all respects the most extensive raceh in Colorado. He. is said to have begun on a capital of $100, ' an when be died four years ago i bis estate was valuid ai6$1.500. f 000. r Probably, all things con"idered, 9 Southern Colorado pussceses great. f or advantages for herding than a can be combined in any part of v the region devoted to t'hat indus try. It is traversed by railroads, f and accessible from all sides. while the climate is most salubrious and so wild in winter that stock roam t and graze without shelter or feed iug. Barren as these sandy l,airs s appear, the coar"e, dry-l( king o tutu; (,I bnfu lo grass' frrnish - i tlimoent upon which cat-tle thrive and fat ten beyond heli!'f. To some there is a sen)timeri'g! !raw bacik- in the absene-! of tu,: g and, t ever p;rce:t speci:cle and gen- a ui!e companionship of the 'ever. lasting hils.' lbt t:-t o n be- a Coies to Ue a %ery Srmali matter 0 w:een the other advantages of this a locality are considered. No doubt a in ."'rr1 - b . ad mo(re cheaply, but there are sure teoc ecounterbalancingr disadvan- t og Above a certain latitude. t n :ahly in WV om:ing, great iosses ienve occurred from severe wi. ars. an not very far to ;he north i.ie -Lo fatmiiy' comefl in to. dist erb ; and nioiest. Speaking of hard a winters, they had one here in ~ Clorado two years ago which, acording to all accounts, takes t the cake, and was the cause of.e heavy~ losses to cattie men. In a so'me parts of the State hay soldv at $300 per ton. But seasons like that are few and far between-. Of the profits of ranching I shail not undertake, for lack of' spc,to give any complete esti-. mzates, though several that are full and reliable have been tur-. nished mae. After allowing for all cent.ingencies it may be safely put den'n as more certain in its results tnan mining, and more romunera tis.e for the capital and labor in vsted than the best mercantile business I know of in the East. Tro engage in it successfully re quires cnpital, a knowledge of the. business, sound judgment, and a willingness to endure the priva tions and loneliness of the life it entails. Any man with these prerequisites can certainly double an investmlent of $10,000 or $20, 000 in fivo years, wtith a strong probability of doing much better even t ban that. I am told of a cae where sonme gentlemen about ten years aig" made up the sumn of $7.000) for tbe purcnase ot caittle and put. t.e berd in tne hands of a practical man. It w as of course when cattle I were considerably cheaper tuan they ar-e now, and they did not b"uy much land but sent their herd to range at a distance ; but tnese men have some time since wit hdrawn their horiginal investj ment and are offered $125.4000 for'1 vhat they now hold, after having dlowed their manager one quarter or his services. This may hardly +e considered an average example, mt it is one case of many, and a air illurtration of tbe possibilities f the business. Where else in he world and in what other :nown way can a man sit and see Is possessions increase beiero his yes with so little exertion on bii art ? Only those who have seen the ife of a ranchrmaii as it is can ave a correct idea of the fascin tion it possess To ride over the 4rae anid see the vast herds of aitte-he splendid bulls, the lump steers, the red, and white, nd roan.. and mottled cows razing contentedly from dawn t ntil near noon when they all ako their accustomed trail and eek the wator wii h unorring cer ainty, is a study of more interest han might be imagined. One may meet engaged in this occupa ion, or sitting in t h. door-.vaiys f hotels here in the evenings, urroue:ded -y 'ho- t " ez ers' in veralls, gentlentett accustomaed to he res-urces and iial+its of the ncst refined civilization. No ne's felt hats have broader brims, o one's flinn l Rhirt,t ar~ rrr'tier, .nd no one's boots more thor ugbly covered with adobe dust ; ,nd every one will t.ll you he is .s bappy as a king. It may occur o more than one young man, onscious of the drawbacks of a usitess life in our cities, with its ierce competition and unavoidable inks, that life on the plains might ;ive him ample occupation, com urtable gains and a sound mriud .nd body. And another class to whom this life might appeal with reat force, comprises th't e un ortunates who seek Aiken and lorida every winter and 'come come with the strawberries' in he spring. One of the most exciting events n the ranch is the -rouud ap' vbich occurs in June and July nd September and October cach 'ear. During the year the herde ttermingle and stray from ranch o ranch. ;trlii t cer ain -.asons hey m+ : be --ilected and sep .rated. -They are divring,i-hed y brandis whieh are cm.r-ir+sive nd univeraaliy accepted. t ence f ownershilp: For each Ji. trict master or director of 1he 'round pis chosen whose ordets are im licity .leyed~ bry the force of rm 20) to 50 muen Iurnuisisd by hte ra'nih jw,.e according toI heir holdings. They have two r three horses apiece, with cooks, to., :rnd a 'rlinr -from a given toinit take a regular course, camp ug out at night. They thus weep the range with the skillI oming from long practice and ather the cattle together, when bey are separated by the brands. ~o witness this process and the xploits of the' skillful drivers, whose trained horses -turn on a ve cent piece,' is a most inte esting sight. There are someI heep about here, but, sheep- a erding has be.en mostly driven urtbher south by the antagonism etween sheep and cattle men, of b'ich I may give you some facts ereafter. .Doxi.PEDRO. Many persons who are ashamed o do manual labor themselves are ot ashamed to cheat those who lo it for them out of their wages.1 Truly great men are polite by nstinct to their inferiors. It is ne element of their greatness to e thoughtful for others. There is a great deal of modesty n the world that isn't shocked by ~ny sight, so long as it can he een through a crack. The only solid basis for civil ~overnme-nt is the proper enforce nnt of parental authority in the omes of thbe people. One year of noble and generous ife is wort,h a century of coward y years, and self-eares and over ,olicitude. A Spanish proverb says men ire usually tempted by the devil, it an idle man positively tempts tha devil FOE THE HERALD. PHOEBE'S FAITH. BY MAGGIE. Poor little Phebe. The day h:d >een one of continual disappointmeots. rvery plan which the weary brain .ad woven, every effort which the ired bauds had put forth had failed itterly, and she wended her way ioweward sadly pondering, "What ball I do ?" and the golden gloaming iugered on the -'distant spires fast hadowiug the childial figure and busy treets of the great city, where, dwelt realth and power. Yes, the young heart was sad and vell nigh crushed with heavy cares, >ut the brown head dreoped not, and he rosy lips ever murmured, God ,noweth best. Little Phoebe, and yet sixteen years ad crowned the childish head. Left atberless and motherleaa in babyhood she had fallen to the care of a noble randfather, to whotu she had become be suulight of life. Tenderly reared, uarded by love fro:u every care and orrow, Phoebe bad lived a haopy life, ut there came a day when grandfa. her Alton was stricken with paralysis, hat common foe of brain workers, and he strong right arm which had so oug shieided att;; iuvo: c..a write >o more, and she must earn bread for his little household. No cares, Phoebe, 2o excitement, remember. for the life o precious to you hangs on a very, rery slender thread, said the grave hysiciao. Do you understand, child? d as he said this he looked long id earnestly into the truthful face of he child woman. Yes,. I understand grfectly, and no trouble shall come to lear, dear grandfather, and the child sh face was glorified with that word ess love which makes heroes 'ou bat lefields, and angels in households. ['hat love which is born of heaven, indimmed by time, fadeless through >ut eternity. The same yesterday, to lay and forever, heedless of life's ricissitudes or the tide of years which Irift slowly out on the eternal sea. icb beyond expression is the man or roman with such a heart for a haven, uch a love to glorify their earth path [d send a golden shaft of light across ven the river of death. So weeks oiled on, and day after day the slight igure might be seen seeking employ nent whereby to earn bread for her ittle household. All the time bear. og her burden of sorrow, and never or a moment permitting grandfather a know that the li:.tle stock of money vas nearly gone, anddaily wants must >e supplied. Still that brave, grand ieart never faltered. She knew grand. ather's law books must forever be laid side, and that never again would he old the court spellbound with his agle eye and eloquent pleading, for he doctor had gently, truthfully told er-what to expect. Her own school ooks were placed sadly on their shelf, or henceforth hers would be a differ. nt life; but she went forth cheerfully o fill her mission. But to-day her rials see'ved almost greater than she ould bear. She had gone out in the noning with fresh energy, her busy ittle brain filled with happy fanoies ad golden dreams. 'Twas Saturday, and the clear cold ir of a December morning tinged her retty cheeks with roses as she en eavored once more to find something or her willing hands to do. Her ittle stores for the cowing Sabbath ad been judiciously purchased, to. ether with a few luxuries to tempt he dear invalid, after which only one olden dollar was in Phoebe's small alzn, and the future before her was arker than ever. Failure, sneers and llconcealed contempt wet her on very hand, and though the blue eyes rew darkly earnest and the shadows leepened therein, she bravely mum nurs, God knoweth best, and banish og all traces of sadness opens the little rate and enters a vine-draped cottage >3 the ontskirts of the great city. Back, Phoebe ? Yes, grandfather, [ stayed longer than I expected, but ere is a lovely orange for von, and ir. Aylesbury sent you this bottle of wine which will make you quite strong agio, and now I will make your tea nd we will be cozy as possible. And with deft fingers she spread the little table, talking brightly all the while of pleasant people and thinge until the dear old man forgot all his pains and ills in the magic sunshine of her presence. Tea things removed, grand fathe dose in his cozyeabair. a smaile of ineffable content on his fine face. Again left to herself Phoebe's thoughts revert to the ponderous.question. What shall I do ? and her eyes gaze earn estly into the firelight which lingers t in the corners of the room and makee M grotesque shadows on the walls. There be is a rap at the door, and Phoebe rises to welcome their beloved Pastor and m friend, Mr. Aylesbury. What a thrice Lb welcome .enest he is. One of those T grand, noble men well worthy to be di called ambassadors of Christ. Grand- be father's face reflects a welcome, and Phoebe's tell tale eyes are eloquent. n I could pot sleep to-night,: my friend, m without dropping in to see how you were ; and then, too. I have , favor to ask of little Phoebe bere. Our organ- m ist has left us and we are not able to pay so much as formerly. So if Miss Phoebe would take $500 for her yearly service. we would be very glad to have her take the place. Poor overbur- th dened heart sorrow it had borne bravely and obmforted herself with God. knoweth best; but when she th fully realized bow God indeed had opened a way for her beyond all doubt, fa the tears which .for all these weary weeks she had restrained fell thick and fast. and the brown head bowed itself in childish abandon on the small H tired hands. Then, and not till then, did the dear invalid realize what a fearful struggle it had been; the world sa and its power, coldness, and selfishness on one side ; on the other, only a girl; and folding the precious child close to his heart he thanked God who had tempered the wind to his pet lamb, and the pastor caressed the brown head and said truly, "of such is the kingdom of Heaven." And Phoebe woke to life grand harmonies in the b church of St. Jude ; grandfather grew s strong enough to occupy his pew and listen thereto, and Phoebe, true, faith ful Phoebe, pever for a moment forgot that in darkness as in light, in sun- Re light as in shade, God knoweth best. -Thirty days in solitary confine- W went,' was the sentence pronounced Tb against Jim -Webster by an Austin judge. 'Thirty days ?' asked the Ba man. 'Thirty days,' was the - re sponse. 'Look heab, boss, you gib me thirty days las' winter for the Ta same 'fense, when de days was a heap shorter den dey is now. Ain't you gwine ter allow de usual discount on Tr, account ob de signs in de zodiackle?' A look of intelligence appeared on he judicial face, and spread all over it. '1 to declare, I forgot the days were not pc always the same length. I'll make it in twenty days.solitary confinement in- Wi stead of thirty.' 'Tell me dat book re laruin' don't do a niggah no good. I gets out ten days-sooner, all ownin' to th my habin' studied up de zodiackle,' a remarked Jim Webster, as the con- eo stable led hum off to jail. re ([Texas Siftings. Lb Our lives should be like the Lb days, more beautiful in the even- m ing, or, like the spring, aglo.w with promise, and like autumn, An rich with golden sheaves when good works and deeds have ripen. ed on the field. Au Da not try to force yourself in to the confidenoe of others. If coa they give their confidence, never betray it.B When people undertake to restrain themselves without knowing how, AU they are often worse off than had they left themselves aloue. If a man talks of his misfortunes there is somethiing in them that is not A disagreeable to him. The heart has reason that the reason does not understand. It is a good thing to learn caution I by the misfortune of others. tb Despair is the offspring of fear, tb lasinees and impatience. E . ., of If we would have friends we must th show ourselves friendly. of Error may be tolerated, -if reason be left free to combat it. h4 First the necessary, then the useful, hi then the ornamental. Kindness in return for unkindness ha is of itself a reproof. .tt What seems only ludicrous is some time ver aerioun in FUN AHEAD. An Improved Congressional3ecord. If Congress resolve to act upon e suggestion made by Senator ilier that the Congressional Record issued as a weekly and sent to ery family in the country, some udification ought to be made of e contenhu of the Recor.j ie paper is much too heavy and smal in its present condition to welcomed ie the ordinary' ^ nerican household. Perhaps it ight have a puzzle depart. ant, ans1 if so one of the first zzles could take the shape of an quiry how it happens that so mny Congressmen get rich on ,000 a year. The departmetc Answers to Correspondents uld be -enriched with references letters from office-seekers, and e department of Household onomy could contain explana: mns of how the members fran. eir shirts home through the stoffice so as to get them in the mily wash. As for the general ntents, describing the basinees oceedings of the Senate and ouse, we recommend that these ould be put into the. form of rse. We shou.d treat them, y, something in this fashion Mr. Hill Introduced a bill To give John Smith a pension. Mr. -Barard Talked himself tired, Bat said nothing worthy of mention. This would be succinct, musical. d in a degree impressive. The ungest re-.ders could grasp the. eaning of it and it could easily committed to memory. Or a ene in the House might be picted in such terms as these: very able speech was made by 'Cox of Minnesota specting the necessity of protecting the black voter. . ras indignantly responded to by Smith of Alabama, ]ose abominable talk was sileneed by the Speaker's hammer. en Atkinson of Kansas rose to makemn. explanation, -was pulled down by a colleague in a state of indignation. d Mr. Alexander, in a speech about in surance, ced the patience of his hearers puet. nearly past endurance . er which Judge Whitaker denounced the reciprocity sty with Hawaii as a scandaloos mon. strosity. It would be advisable of course vary the meter as much as >ssible in order to prevent the anotony whieh would other se dull the interest of the j ider. After givinig the proceedings in 8 House as above, something of' more spirited nature perhaps aid be inserted into the Senate ports. Suppose, for example, e pages .devoted to the Senate onld lead off with something of is kind: rn up rose Smith, of Florida, the best of the debaters, i spoke about his measure for protecting alligators; showed how tourists shoot at them with Out regard for reason, d asked to have it made acrimetokl k71 them out of season. su Brown he moved amendment by in serting a brief clause npelling alligators not to operate their jaws; t Smitb he up and said ofhim who thought. the subject comical, at Nature, when she gave him sense, hadl been too economical, d Brown, responding brietiy, wished to say in this connection it Smith in guarding reptiles had an eye to self protection.I en Smith he fiang a volume of the lies sage and Reports, dBrown was laid upon the floor agood deal Out of sorts. Of course versification of the ire the services of a poet 1reate of rather nusual powers. Congress shall accept seriously 6 suggestions which we make th an earnest desire to promote e public interest, we shall yen re to reccommend the selection the Sweet Singer of Michigan as e first occupant of the laureate's ice.-Our Continent. He who has nowhere to lay his ad often suffers less than he :1 bo does not know where to put a hands. Leisure is sweet to those that ive earned it, but burdensome to - ose who get it~ for nothing. Try your skill in g it firet. then gold