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4 saarkEdeERRes expirationRofAY,
THERE'S NO WIFE LIKE MY
WIFE.
The morning sun is breaking,
The gorgeous East is waking,
And one, in all her splendor,
With whispers that are tender,
Ai,gelie love is breathing,
Angelic life Is wreathing
About my heart so nearly,
About my soul so dearly,
Enchanted with my pleasure,
I sing, in joyous measure:
There's no wife like my wife.
There's no wife like my wife,
There is no wife like mine.
Her rosy lip is luscious,
Her song Is like the thrush's;
Her laughing dimples cover
The glory of her lover.
Like the maiden wave of summer.
Whose blue lips overcome her,
The lambent cireumfusion
Of Lena's charm'd illusion
About me floats so airy,
It half conceals my fairy.
There's no wife like my wife.
There's no wife like my wife,
There is no wife like mine.
Oh, the frolic of her tresses!
Oh, her rollicking caressec!
And the beaming and the gleaming,
And the glory o'er her streaming!
So deft and coy her pat is,
So debonair her chat is,
Her blooming grace illumes me.
And Heaven's love consumes me.
There's no wife like my wife,
There's no wife like my wife,
There is no wife like mine.
-Hngh F McDcrmot.
TB OBNOXIOUS BOARDER.
-0
We all disliked him (I refer to
that dreadful Small Measure, his
first name really being 'Sam,' but
changed by us, with one consent,
as soon as we beheld him, to 'Small'
as much more appropriate) hearti
ly enough before ; but after he had
the presumption to fall, or pre
tend he bad faller., in love with
Mildred Dainty, our landlady's
pretty daughteE, we absolutely
detested him.
We had been a community of
young artists and scribblers, bar.
ring the old gentleman in the
third story front, who was a
wholesale grocer, and the maiden
lady of uncertain age in the
fourth story back, who was a
milhner-both of them as good
natured souls as over lived-with
out a discordant spirit previous to
his arrival. But ever since that
October afternoon he first made
his appearance at the front door,
arrayed in a drab suit and a felt
hat of the same melancholy color,
with a brown satchel in one hand
and a black silk umbrella in the
othor, and inquired, in the meek,
est and thin nest of voices, if be
'could obtain board there,' and
had obtained board there, our
landlady being much impressed
by his very respectful manner and
the mournful tone in which he re
ferred to his mother as 'an angel
in heaven,' he had persistently
pusbed his way into our circle,
eating our oysters, smoking our
tobacco and cigars, never recipro
cating in the slightest degree, and,
,in short, as Tom Toms expressed
it, 'becoming a reg'lar nuisance.'
We managed to endure him, how -
ever, with many sarcastic remarks
and broad-extremely broad
hints about interlopers, all of
which rebounded lightly from our
target, he belonging to that too
numerous class the irc yclads, un -
til, as I said before, he tried to
mnake love to Mildred Dainty.
Then, indeed, the already half
awakened lion, or, more properly
speaking, lions, were aroused, and
ready to tear him limb from
limb.
We, the artistic and literary
fellc,ws had known her since she
was thirteen years of age, and al
-most all of us had beon wildly in
love with her before she saw her
eighteenth birthday ; but on that
auspicious (particularly for him)
day she was betrothed to -Charley
Seabright. And we were all sin
cerely glad-that is, as sincerely
glad as rejected suitors could be
.that Charley bad won the prize,
for he was a splendid fellow, hand
some, tialented, generous, and
o sya.hat some handsome, generous,
IIegtive-?' talented fellows are not
day night r
Swill ever ale'
method of se. Dainty was a queer, shy
She flZ with a Roman nose that
suggested the nose of Micbael
Angelo, looking as though (as war
really the case with Mike's)
'mbctsody at an early ptriod of
lile had depressed the bridge of it ;
a pair of mild blue apologetic
eyes; hair-which she arranged in
many flat puffs from the nape of
her neck to beribrow, causing her
bead to resemble a phrenological
chart-of a subdued brown ; and a
pretty little mouth.
The daughter was totally unlike
her, except as to mouth, having
large merry gray eyes, golden
brown hair (which, when un
bound, fell to her very foot), a
delicate straight nose, rosy cheeks,
and a smile like- like-well,
George Lee wrote of it once,
"4A smile like the flash of the humming
bird's wing
As it hovers over the lilies."
And as Charley was dark, with
great black eyes and hair, and
mustache to match, they formed
an admirable contrast. And some
body says, very justly, according
to my way of thinking,
"In joining contrasts lieth Love's delights."
Small Measure, the detested one,
had oblique eyes of no particular
color (George Lee spoke of them,
or of, is the poetical style, one of
them, as 'a squinting eye to match
a squinting mind,') light red hair,
nose and chin sharp as a razor,
and a great waste of material in
the way of hands and feet. How
ever, he was so quiet, and spoke
so tenderly of his departed mater
nal parert, and was so very de
ferential to Mrs. Dainty, that the
dear good-hearted woman was
quite taken with him, and used
to, for a long time after he came
among us, try to ward off our
wordy attacks by some pleasant
remarks nnd adroitly substitute
nice slices of meat from her own
plate for the lumps . of fat Foil
Johnson, who carved, placed upon
his, and gave him extra large
pieces of pie and cake in the fruit
season to indemnify him for the
apples, oranges, etc., that Perce
Winter and I-we sat at either
side of him at table-invariably
contrived to confiscate. But after
be bad been there about five
months we noticed that even
Mrs. Dainty began to treat him
coolly ; and when he took to fol
lowing Millie about and praying
for her, dear little innocent girls
in a shrill voice at midnight, much
to the annoyance of the boarders
on his floor, knowing all the time
that she was engaged to Charley
Seabright, she became downright
angry and gave him barely his
share of cake and pie-not a jot
more.
Besides this she confided to
Charley, who confided to us, that
Small Measure hadn't paid a cent
of board for nearly two months,
and that he'gave as an explana
tion that the old gentleman in
whose employ he was was very ill,
and accounts could not be squared
until he got well again. None of
us b'elieved in this old gentleman,
whose bookkeeper went to busi
ness after lunch and returned
home an hour before dinner ; and
Tom Toms, who, disguised as a
broom-seller, took the trouble to
follow him on two occasions, re
ported that unless the bookkeep
ng was done in a billiard saloon
or the Metropolitan Art Museum,
none was done on those two oc
casions.
Well, after our landlady's tacit
agreement to our proceedings, we
did everything to oust the un
welcome guest; but he seemed re
solved, as Pauline says in 'The
Lady of Lyons,' referring to her
own sex, that his 'wings once
scorched,' he'd 'cling and cling
forever.' Mrs. Dainty summoned
up courage and dunned him stern
ly. He met her glance with tear
ful eyes, spoke of bis once happy
hone and its lost guiding spirit,
told her a long story about bis
sick employer, whom he could not
forsake in the hour of adversity,
because of his kindness in years
long gone, to that dear guiding
spirit, and assured her that she
shourd be paid the moment he
himself was paid. And so another
month went by, during which we
were painfully conscious that he
was quietly sneering at and ex
'utinga over ouranscessaful of.
forts to get rid of bim, thereby
nearly goading us to madness-or
Selby Hardwick, who wrote sen
sational stories for the sensational
paper, said he was. But at last
our chance came.
Small Measure informed Mrs.
Dainty, as he was departing-to
bookkeeping - one spring day,
that he should not be back until
late that night. We instantly re
solved to lock him out, and keep
him out. Nothing could have
happened better. It was April
1; we'd make a night of it, and a
fool of him. Charley Seabright,
the only one who always refused
to join in any plot against him
-'Hang it t' he said, 'I don't want
the fellow to think I'm jealous of
him'-was away, gone to Boston,
and not expected back for three
days.
Mildred was delighted. 'Don't
ever let him in again,' she beg
ged. 'Only this morning he
pioked up a button that had burst
off my shoe, and kissed it, and put
it in his vest pocket. I hate him 1
I bate him I And how dare he kiss
one of my shoe buttons ?'
So we carried our pipes into
Kirk Rowe's room-second story
front-where we sang, played the
violin and guitar, told stories, re
peated verses, and discussed art
and literature, until ten o'clock,
at which hour the rain began to
pour down like a second deluge.
Merrier and merrier grew our
party, and the noise was at its
highest, when Perce Winter, who
had been listening at the window,
struck an attitude and shouted,
''Tis he?' And becoming com
paratively silent, we heard him
fumbling at the lock with his
night-key for a few moments, and
then ringing the door-bell, gently
at first, but gradually louder and
louder. The ringing was imme
diately drowned by a jolly chorus,
kept up without intermission for
a quarter of an hour. At the end
of this time he had begun to bang
upon the door, and the banging
was something fearful to hear, and
Mrs. Dainty and the maiden lady,
tn light and airy costumes, were
entreating us to stop it, from the
upper landing.
'Oh, look here, this can't be
stood you know,' said Tom Toms.
'I propose that we go down in a
body, open the boor suddenly, fall
upon him like a thunder-bolt, and
drive him off the stoop. And
then, if he comes back again. I
see nothing for it but a thrash
ing.'
I seconded the motion. It was
carried unanimously. Like a band
of Indians on the trail of an ene
my, we stealthily descended the
stairs. I quietly unbarred the
door, took the key from my pock
et, and unlocked it, the storm
raging so fiercely outside mean
while that what little noise I
made could not be heaid there,
and then, as the door flew open,
with a wild whoop we precipitated
ourselves upon the unfortunate
banger, forcing him down the
steps and into the gutter before
he could say 'Jack Robinson.'
He struggled out and clasped a
lamppost that stood near, and as
he did so the light from the lamp
fell on his face, and a well-known
voice fell on our ears: 'For Hea
ven's sake, boys, what do you
mean ?'
It wasn't Small Measure-it
was Charley Seabright I Charley
our best comrade-our own jolly,
generous, splendid old Charley I
We dragged him up the steps in
still shorter time than we had
driven him down, and into the
hall, where we had his rain soaked
overcoat off in an instant, and
were about to carry him up-stairs
with a wild confusion of tongues
-'Why didn't you send word you
were coming, .old man ?' 'By
Jove I it's too bad !' -You're t he
;last person of whbom we were~
tinkig'-when Perce Winter
exclaimed, -But a here, ob, where
is that wretch Small Measure ?'
'I'm here,' said a soft, hypocriti
cal voice over the balust.ers, 'very
comfortable, thank you, and I've
quit enjoyed the entertainment
you gents have been givin'. I came
right away after goin' out this
afternoon, because seein' a little
boy nassin' with a piece of paper
pinned to his hack, I suddenly re
membered that it was April-fools'
Day, and I was afraid somebody
might make a fool of me. And I
think it's distressin' to be made a
fool of, particularly an April-fool.
Good-night, and pleasant dreams!'
But he left the next day, just
as Mrs. Dainty had avowed her
intention of invoking the aid of
the law. His mother, who looked
like anything but an angel
though, to do her justice, she was
much better loo!''ng than her son
-came after hi' .. 'The scamp,'
she said, 'a-robbin' the money
drawer, and a-leavin' me all alone
to take care of the shop-pork,
ma'am, quite extended, from a
assage to hull a hog-and I nev
ar knowin' where he was till
this blessed mornin', and I
ahouldn't 'a knowed then if he
badn't been a-boastin' to a young
;al what lives in our neigh boor.
hood-he met her out walkin' last
unday-about the pretty young
lady he was a-goin' to marry, and
live quite the gentlemen in a gen
teel boardin'-house. And she was
that mad at bi" kissin' a shoe.bit
ting and sich rubbidge-he havin'
oust kep' company with herself
that she follered him unbeknown
to this house, und then came and
tol' me. He allus was a sly
boots, that Sam, and I've had
heaps of trouble with him ; but I'll
pay you what he owes you,
ma'am, and look his conduct over,
as I've done many times before ;
but he'll have to mind his P's and
Q's after this, I can tell you.'
And so we got rid of him at
last, though not exactly as we
had intended.-Harpers' Weekly.
15stUtwwti __5
HOW TO ESCAPE NERVOUS.
NESS.
Nervousness is nervous weak
ness. The principal sign of a
feeble nervous organization is an
excessive degree of irritability of
one or more of the organs of the
body. If the nervous system be
weak, the organs to which the
nerves are distributed will also be
weak, and a weak organ is always
an irritable one.
It takes very little to throw
such an organ out of its orderly
course of action. Some slight
cause or other acting on a 'ner
vous' brain creates such a degree
of irritability that its possessor
feels as if he would like to 'jump
out of his skin,' or he may be
thrown into a paroxysm of intense
emotional disturbance, or a sick
headache, and attack of hysteria,
or even a more severe disorder
may result. A 'nervous' eye or
ear is annoyed by unusual or per.
sistent lights or sounds; a 'nervous'
eart palpitates or flutters after
slight mental or bodily exertion ;
a 'nervous' stomach is irritated by
food which a healthy baby could
easily digest, and the condition
known as 'nervous dyspepsia' is
induced ; and a 'nervous' spine, to
sepify no further causes de
rangements of nearly all the or
gans of the body. To cure these
various disorders is often difficult
and sometimes impossible. To
prevent them even in persons pre
disposed to nervousness is com
paratively an easy matter.
The whole hygiene of the sub
ject is embraced in this sentence :
Strengthen the nervous systemn.
How is'this to be done ?
1st. The first prescription is an
ample supply of pure, fresh and
cool air. The nerves will always
be weak if the greater part of the
day and night be passed in close,
ill - ventilated and over - heated
apartments. The nerves more
than the rest of the body, to be
properly nourished, require a full
snpply of oxygen. They will not
endure vitiated air, whether from
sewers, gas-lights, subterranean
turnaces or the in,dividua's own
person, without makinag an' ener
getic protest.
A gas-burner consuming foui
cubic feet of gas per hour produces
more carbonic acid in a given time
than is evolved from the respira
tin of eight adult human beings
Bear this in mind, you who suffel
from niervousness, that when yot
h..ave uyorselves up in vonu
rooms and lighted an argand
burner (whi-h consumes about
twelve cubic feet of gas per hour)
you are to all intents and purposes
immured with twenty-three other
persons, all taking oxygen from
the atmosphere. Is it a wonder
that after several hours' exposure
to the depraved air your nerves
should rebel as fast as their weak
state permits and that your head
should ache, your hands tremble,
and that your daughter's playing
on the piano almost drives you
wild.
An overheated apartment always
enervates its occupants. It is no
uncommon thing to find rooms
heated in winter by an under
ground furnace up to ninety do
grees. Fights and murders are i
more numerous in hot than in
cold weather, and the artificially
heated air that rushes into our
rooms deprived as it is of its nat
ural moisture by the baking it
has undergone, is even more pro- I
ductive of vicious passions. It is
no surprising circumstance, there
fore to find the women, who swel
ter all day in such a temperature
and adds to it at night by super
fluous bed-clothing, cross and disa
greeable from little every day
tronbles that would scarcely ruffle
her temper if she kept her rooms
at sixty-five degrees and opened
the windows every now and then.
2d. Eat plenty of well-cooked
and nourishing food. The nerves
cannot be kept healthy on slops.
Gruels, panadas teas are well
enough in their way, but the
nerves require for their proper
nourishment undiluted animal and
vegetable food; as a ruJe the for
mer should predominate. Meat
eaters are rarely troubled with
nervousness. Americans eat more
vegetables than any other well-to
do people, and they are probably
the most 'nervous' nation on the
face of the earth.
3d. Take sufficient physical ex
ercise in the open air. When you
feel irritable, tremulous, fretful
fidgety, and unable to concentrate'
your thoughts on the veriest
trifle, take a long wrlk, or split
half a cord of wood. Even the
extreme nervousness ()f hluaties is
best quieted by bodily labor. The
homicidal maniac who cannot if
kept. in his cell be trusted with a
bodkin may safely be given a
spade, pickax or hoe and set to
work -in the garden. His irrita
bility is quietly led off into ano
ther and safer channel, and his
nerves are strengthened.
These are the principal rules. If
they wer'e faithfully followed,
there would be less work for us
doctors to do.- Win. A. Hammond,
in Our Continent.
The promise, 'My grace is suffi
ent for thee,' is a consoling one
to every Christian, and at the
same time the communicable, or
Christian graces, 'love, joy, peace,
longsuffering, gentleness, good
ness, meekness and temperance
are food to his soul. The Chris
tian graces have been compared
to trees-the more they are
shaken by storms the deeper root
they take, and the more fruit
they bear.'
Life is full- of bitter lessons, the
simplest ef which is that one
man's fall makes forty men laugh.
Do not consider any virtue
trivial, and so neglect it, or any
vice trivial, and so practice it.
Friendship is a strong inclina
tion in two persons to promote
the happiness of each other.
Predominant opinions' are gen
erally the opinions of the gen era
tion that is vanishing.
Nature has sometimes made a
fool, but a coxcomb is always of a
man's own making.
People's intentions can only be
decided by their conduct.
We are near waking when we
dream that we dream.
A hen to-morrow is better than
an egg to-day.
Publish your joys, but conceal
A PCTURESQUE BEGGAR.
A .Ne w York paper of a recent
date says: People who took a
stroll on the lower part of Broad
way early yesterday morning
had the pleasure of witnessing an
unusual sight, even in this cosmo
politan city. This was a thorough
ly characteristic specimen of the
lazzaroni of 'sunny Italy,' witL
)ut tlhe hand-organ and monkey
3ttachment. The specimen had
avidently been out of Castle Gar
len but a very short time, pre
iumably but a few hours, for
while pursuing his profession of
egging he frequently stopped
aze habout him in apparent
wonder at the massive buildings
>n either side of the street. He
lowly forged his way bp Broad
vay, crossing from one side to
he other, as he espied a specially
usceptible looking party strolling
oward the Battery. He was the
)icture of health, and apparently
iot more than twenty-five years
)ld. His most noticeable charac
eristie was a peculiar jacket. It
was made of undressed skin, trim
ned with fur. Down the center
>f the back were two stripes of
imbroidery in gay colors, each
.erminating in a bit of fancy
igured work. The jacket was
:aught togetber in front by loops
>f imitation gilt braid. Taken
iltogetber, it was a picturesque
)it of costume to find on Broad
ay, and attracted considerable
ttention. It was, however, the
eculiar style of begging in which
be artist-for he was an artist in
his business-indulged that was a
revelation to nearly every one
who saw him. When a person
ipproached him the beggar would
take off the shaggy cap be wore
nd with a graceful sweep of his
rm seem to deposit it on the
walk close to the person appealed
t.o. At the same time le bent one
knee until it almost touched the
sidewalk. Surprise was the first
thing noticed in the features of
the party appealed to, followed in
most instances by a smile and a
look of disgust. Immediately op
posite Trinity church two well
dressed men to whom the beggar
appealed tried to kick him,evident
ly disgusted with a specimen of
mankind who could so thoroughly
degrade hilnself as this one was
doing. After these rebuffs, which
seemed to cause the lazzaroni
more surprise than the peculiar
manner of begging surprised the
passers-by, the Italian crossed to
theother side of Broadway, possi
bly because he thought he was
working on some other beggar's
territory. For fully half an hour,
while a reporter watched him,
the fellow received nothing in the
way of alms, although the boot
blacks and proprietors of peanut
and fruit stands from the same
sunny Italy looked most eon tempt
ously at him, and followed him
with volleys of curses as he moved
on. In front of Trinity church
e practiced successfully his plan
of begging upon a handsomely
dressed lady who was walking
down town. A dainty purse was
opened, a few coins were taken
therefrom, and a small cleanly
gloved hand was extended to drop
the coins into the cap. Suddenly
the beggar caught the hand with
his right hand and pressed it to his
lips. Surprised at this action and
at the muttered Italian words
that accompanied the action, the
lady quickly withdrew her hand
from the contaminating touch of
the lazzaroni's lips. The action
scattered the coin on the side walk
tnd frightened the beggar so that
he dropped forward on his hands
and knees as the lady moved rapid'
ly down Broadway. There was a
look of astonishment on the beg
nar's face and a muttered oath,
presumably at American mannere
or lack of manners according
to the manner in which he look
ed at it. Then he gathered up
his coins and carefully deposited
them in a rather plethoric purse
that he took from an inner pocket
o his jacket. He looked down
Lhe street after the rapidly re
treating form of probably his first
victim, turned o'n his heel, shook
his head, pulled down his cap, anc
lowly started up Broadway, fol
lowed bthe gi abes and jeers o:
several Italian bootblacks, who
apparently were much ashamed
of their countryman.
THE EAVESDRoPPEa.-The most
contemptible thing in nature is
the eavesdropper. The name was
originally given to the person
who listened beneath the windows
and at the doors of people's
houses, but custom authorizes its
use in speaking of any of the tribe
of contemptible sneaks who peek
about and listen and pry into their
neighbors' affairs.
The eavesdropper bears the im
press of his character upon his
countenance and betrays it in his
sneaking slip-slop gait. He sidles
I into every eompany where he
thinks any private matter is being
discussed, and peeks over their
shoulders with his mouth agape
like a young chimney swallow
waiting for a worm, and here he
will stay until the company is
either compelled to change the
subject of their talk or seek some
spot not infested by the eaves
dropper. Let two gentlemen sit
down at any point along the
street and engage in private con,
versation, and it :will not be long
before the eavesdropper takes up
his position near them to pry into
what does not concern him.
Your . eavesdropper has no
shame. He cannot take a hint,
and there are but two ways. to get
rid of him. One is to go where he
can't find you, and the other is to
kick him for his insolence. Those
who prefer the former method
can take it, but as for ourself we
have ditermined to adopt the
latter, the next time occasion re
quires.
In a dispute with an infidel the
purity of the Bible is an overwhelm
ing argument. The sermon on the
mount, if all the circumstances be
considered, will be regarded, by.any
profound thinker, as a greater miracle
than the raising of Lazarus.
There was a man here last night
you needn't be afraid that I shall
mention his name-who said that his
will was given up to God, and who
got mad because the omnibus was
full and he had to walk a mile to his
lodgings.
The old in religion dies out, the
old error, the old dispensation, the
old superstition, but not the old re
ligion. This is forever new and for
ever fresh. For this there is no de
cline, no decay ; for it is the life of
God in the soul.
For every vice or virtue a man ex
hibits he generally gets credit or dis
credit for a whole brood.
The heart that is soonest awake to
the flowers is always the first to be
touched by the thorns.
The two great movers of the hu
man mind are the desire of good and
the fear of evil.
To despise our own species is the
price we must too often pay for a
knowledge of it.
The woman and the soldier who do
not defend the first pass will never
defend the last.
The very cunning conceal their
cunning ; the, indifferently shrewd
boast of'it.
'I can't account for it !' ex
claimed the defaulting bank
cashier.
May not a jury be said to be
selfish when they have a greed ?
He that swells in prosperity
will be sure to shrin k in adversity.
Sow good services; sweet re
membrances will grow from them.
Idleness is the refuge of weak
minds, and the holiday of fools.
Be slow in choosing a friend,
but slower in changing them.
By reading we enrich t&e mind ;
by conversation we polish it.
Opinion is the great pillar that
upholds the commonwealth.
Try your skill in gilt first,
then in gold.
TEXAM SIFTINGS.
Texas is the h ' lthiest country in
the world. We recently came across
a San Antonio paper, in which it was
stated in as many words, that 'the'.
remains of a man killed forty years
ago were discovered plowing in Cen
tral Garden ' In no other State, and
in no other city in the State,is the }
air so salubrious that the remains of
a man killed forty years before ca. be
seen plowing. The attention of in
valids is called to this astonishing
evidence of the salubrious quality of
the San Antonio. atmosphere.
'Now,' said the Austin justice to:
the witness, 'you will please tell pre
cisely how it happened.'
'Yes, sir, I'll try. The . prisoner
and that man were eating dinner at
the same table, and they got to quar
reling, when the prisoner just up
with a dab. of mashed Irish potatoes
and hit that other man on the head
with it.'
'Do you, sir,' said the justice stern
ly, 'pretend to tell the court that a
dab of mashed potatoes, even when i
thrown with the greatest. violence,
can make a gash five inches long on a
man's head, and knock him senseless?
If you trifle with the court you will
be locked up.
'Judge, I reckon I forgot to say
that when the prisoner threw the dab
of mashed potatoes at the man, he.for
got to first take the .dab out of the "
dish.'
The Woman's Christian Temperance
Union at San Antonio, passed some
resolutions, the other day, one of
wbich is to the effect that: 'Thou
sands of widows sit in hopeless weedg
on account of strong drink.'
Those widows ought to come out
of the weeds right off. If they don't,
they will be all covered over with
redbugs and seed.ticke. What are
those widows doing in theeweeds any
how ? Come out of the weeds.
THE SMALLEST BABY ALIVE--A
gentleman from Candelaria informs us
that the smallest baby in the world
was born in that camp at noon on
the 3d ult. The father is a miner
in the employ of the Northern
Belle mine and weighs 190 pounds.
The mother is a stout, healthy wo.
man, weighing perhaps 160 pounds.
The child is a male, as perfectly 4
formed as any human being can I
but upon its birth only weighed eight -
ounces. Its face is about the size of .
a horse chesnut and the size of
limbs can be imagined wrhen we say
that a ring worn on the little finger of
its mother was easily slipped over its i
foot nearly up to the knee. Our in.
formant states that it was the opinion
of the attending physician that the
child would live and prosper in good
health, notwithstanding its diminu .
tive proportions. The midget is so
small that three of its size could play
hide and seek in a cigar box. This i~
believ'ed to be the smallest baby ever
born.-Carson (Nevada) Appeal.
I had rather, as a forgiven child,
with all the prospects of the future
opened up unto me, wear theecrown -
purchased by the redeeming love of.
Christ, than that which is.worn by >
the unfallen angels, because the bless
ings of a divine atonement through
a divine incarnation, secured to
the soul in harmony with the eon
dition of the gospel, reveals the ~
character of God in a way impossible to
be made known to those who had corn
plied with all that, the law demands:
and this places the sinner, peniten~
and forgiven, upon a platform of ex
perience and personal relationship to
God, of a nature so peculiar and ao
extraordinary as to throw al other
stars, glittering never so brightly inR
the heavenly firmament, into compara
tive obscurity, contrasted with the ex
eptional brilliancy of the State whial
involves the strange anomaly of jus
tice and mercy joined together, the
law sustained and the sinner sayed.
[Rev. Philips Brooks.
The human mind needs the sup.
port of kindred opinion,-at least it;
always loves it; but it is indispensa
ble to it in religious convictions, the
very basis of which is the profoundest
feeling of community.
The mother's yearning, that corn
pletest type of life in another life
which is the essence rof real human
love, feels the presence of the
cherished child even in the base, dq.
graded man.