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MARCH.
March! Mareh! March! They are coming
in troops to the tune of the wind;
Red-beaded woodpeckers drumming,
Gold-crested thrushers behind;
Sparrows in brown jackets hopping
Past every gateway and door;
Finches with crimson ever stopping
Just where they stopped years before.
M-rch! March! March! They are slipping
fato their places at last,
Little white lily-bads dripping
Under the showers that fall fast;
Buttercups, violets, roses;
Snowdrop and bluebell and pink;
Throng upon throng of sweet posies,
Bending the dewdrops to drink.
March! March! March! They will hurry
- Forth at the wild bugle-sound,
Blossoms and birds in a fiarry,
Flattering all over the ground,
Hang out your flags, birch and willow!
Shake out your red tassels, larch!
Grass-blades, up from your earth-pillow!
Hear who is calling you-March!
in HRT OWN LIF.
-0
Mrs. Christie put her eye glaases
on ind looked long and critically
at Jobie Wurren, walking along
on the bluff, wiLh little Lucy
Grosvenor beside her, and Flos
sie trotting on ahead, nearly ob
scured by her wide Leghorn hat,
and her sand paii and shovel.
Mrs. Grosvenor looked at Josie's
retreating figufo a slight flush of
consciousness on her face.
'It is certainly very absurd,
Mrs. Christie, but I am actually
iafaid Claude is falling in love
with her.'
'No! Dr. Carey in love with his
sister's hired governess, and a
nursery governess at that! Mabel,
ypu horrify me!'
There is nothing so horrible
about it, at least, so Claude says,'
she 'rturned disconsolately. 'Of
cOurse, Josic is a refined, lady-like
girl, and undoubtedly very lovely
xr: appearance. Butr-'
I should think it was 'but,'
Mrs. Christie said, vigorously.
6The idea of Claude, with his posi
tion in society, in the medical
world-with his wealth his popu
larity-turning his attention to an
obscure, nameless girl ! Is your
brother insane ?'
'I am not sure. I think so
much about such things, and, of
course, Claude has an undoubted
right to seek his happiness whben
and where he prefers. .But Josie
is rather peculiar. I meer 0ae
- not that I do not quite like her,
but she is-she rather likes to
affect little frightened airs to ap
peal to people to assure her every
thing is all right, and particularly
toClaude.'
'Perhaps I don't quite under
stand you, Mabel ! You mean to
say Miss Warren is a coward, a
-baby, or simpiy airish and selfish I
either of which qualities con
demn her.'
~Judge for yourself. The last
day Claude ran down from his
patients for a day with us be
happened to leave the key of that
walnut case you have seen in the
hall by his room in the lock, and
Lucy unfastened it, not knowing
that it contained some rather
ghastly specimens of human
structure, things Claude had sent
down to oblige one of his pro
fessional friends in the village
and Josie shrieked and fainted,
and Claude was some time in re
storing her.'
'A pretty piece of acting, and
very flimsy also.'
'She refuses to bathe because
she is afraid of the undertow.
She will not go sailing or crab
bing, for fear of being upset. She
never rides, because horses might
run away wiLh her. What is it,
Mrs. Christie-fear or airishness?T
And that wise lady answered very
solemnly :
'It is neither nervousness or
cowardliness. It is disgusting af
fection, because your brother hap
pens to be a physician, who can be
*called to allay her agitation. I am
surprised at Claude-s-u.r-p i-s-e-d
at Claude's fancy for ber.'
And while this discussion was
progressing Josie Warren and the
ltle Grosvenors were getting
farther aNay down the breezy
blutf, the brisk salt air bringing
vivid roses to her cheeks.
She was certainly very lovely,
and a credit to Dr. Carey's taste.
Sou was slender and graceful, with
a ertain unctonsciouslneA of man
ncr that was her chief charm.
There was the most bewiiching
look of appeal in her soft gray
eyes, and an air of frank depen.
dence in everything she did
something almost indefinable -
that made you think of a elinging
ivv vine or the blush roses that
needed a treiiis to sup.port their
fragrant bloom.
'You pro.ised to take us to Lily
Island, Miss Warren,' Lucy said,
coaxingly, 'Can't we go now?' ''m
afraid not,' she said, pleasantly.
-1 did not ask your mother if she
would allow us to walk so far, and
bes'des, Lucy, I think she would
enjoy going too. Suppose we go
oack and see about it?'
'To Lily Island? I'm not sure
you had better go, children,' Mrs.
Grosvenor said undecidedly. 'It's
a long walk and the sun is ha.'
'But we needn't walk, mamma,'
Lucy said eagerly. 'Bertie How
land said he would row you and
Flossie and his Aunt Annie in his
boat, a-nd Niss Warren and I can
walk-can't we,-Miss Warren? We
don't mind the sun ; we like it
don't we, Miss Warren ?'
Aunt Annie,' otherwise Mrs.
Christie, looked pointedly at Josie.
'I dare say Miss Warren favors
such an arrangement, but if there
should come up a sudden shower,
as we had about this time yester
day, what would you do with her,
Lucy?'
Josie laug.hed, and turned pale
nevertheless; for she yas extreme
ly sensitive to even well-bred ridi.
cule on her weak point. 'I think
we'll go since Bertie is so kind,
and Lucy is so anxious. They say
Lily Island is well worth a visit.
If you will bring my shade hat
and parau,], Miss War.re, I thil-k
we'll start as soonl as Master
Bert i.- is ready.'
And w!ile Mrs. Grosvenor ad
1aby Flossie were -owe.I do. n
o.r ihe lovely 'ibay )y Ber-ie
11o, A - o rng. skillul iands,
gallant little Lucy escorted Miss
Warren to the walk that led to
the nwrow sandy istlhnus that
connected 'Lily Island' with the
mainland. Of course the boating
party had reached there first, and
congratulated Josie and Lucy o
having arrived safely in a way
that, although she knew it was
more badinage cut Josie's sensilive
nature to the very quick. But she
put the painful feeling away as
well as sbe could, and joined in
the little ones' search for shells
with a zest that commanded even
Mrs. Christie's respect and admira
tion, until all at once, Bertie
sprang up from the sands with a
low horrified cry.
- The tide is coming i.n! Auntie,
Mrs. Grosvenor, Miss Warren,
jump into the boat as quick as
you can! Come Lucy, Flossie! Oh,
how could we all have forgotten
that the island is submerged every
day at this hour, when the flood
tide comes in!'
Josie stood still, white as a
ghost, while Mrs. Christie sprang
up with an agility amazing fox
one of her years and avoirdupois,
her face blanched. Submerged!
Of course, it is under water several
hours every day, but I did not
know when the tide came in to.
day! Get in Mabel, quickly. The
tide is fearfully strong! I doubt if
Bertie can row us in tbe face of
it1.' But Mrs. Grosvenor, sat as ii
bewildered, while Mrs. Christie
climbed frantically in the boat,
rocking it each minute. Josie
touched her on the shoulder.
'Please lose no time, Mrs. Gros
venor. It is true the tide is com.
ing in with terrible force. There
is not a minute to lose. I will
assist you in the boat.' And she
half supported, half forced he,
into the boat, while Flossie anc
Lucy, with hushed, terrified faces
crouched down between the tw<
ladies, leaving scarcely any roori
for Bertie to wield his oar, certain
ly no space for her.
'There's no room for Mies War
ren,' he shouted trantically. 'iis:
Warren, can you row? Zan yoi
take the boat over? I'U stay.'
'I cannot row, Bertie,' she sait
in a how bushed voice, that dit
not seem to her like her own.
'Get in quick and get them home!
Don't you see there is a squall
cominlg up?'
Mrs. Grosvenor lifted her head,
white and horrified. 'You mustn't
leave Miss Warren,' she whispered
feebly. 'Climb in and I will take
Lucy on my lap.'
And then Josie's strange, aw.
fully calm arswer:
'You are already overloaded.
31y added weight might swanp
the boat. Go on! I can be better
spared than any of you, if God so
will. If there is time'-and here
her sweet voice quivered-'you
can send the boat back for me,
Bertie, if not, I am not afraid to
die!'
The little boat crept laboriously
toward land and safety and hap.
piness; and Josie Warren knew
with a deathly thrill of something
at her heart, that before it reach
ed the shore, the cruel, crushing
seething wave would have swept
relentlessly over Lily Island.
That night! And while he would
be there among them all, she
would be lying dead-drowned;
with seaweeds in her hair.
And a cold, ice cold shudder
crept nearer and nearer her heart,
that beat so feebly. The surf
thundered all 4round the little
spot of land that was (rrowing
smaller so perceptibly. The skies
grew blacker and darker; the wind
howled and shrieked like a demon.
She dragged berself up off the
sands where the water iad alrea
dy met her feet, and dazedly to a
wretched littlo rock a few feet
higher.
The waves rose, and rose, and
rose, and she was alone with the
bitterness of death.
While the little boat made the
shore, and Mrs. Grosvenor stagger
4d out on the beach with ashen
lips and horror stricken eves.
'Get somebldy to go ta-k for
Miss Warren, quick!' she gasped.
'She is on Lily Island ! I'll give
you $100 if you'll bring her hack?'
She turned imploringly to a wea
ther-beaten old fisherman who had
watched them land.
Liy Island! May God rest her
soul!' and lie lifted his ragged cap
reverently. 'Lily Island is five
feet under water by this.time!'
And Mrs. Christie's face grew
ashen with borror, w.hilo Mrs.
Grosvenor stood clasping and on
clasping' her hands in a panic ol
frenzy.
-Josie! Josie!' she cried in agony.
You have given your life for me
and mine, and I dared to think
you were a cow ard!'
'She will not die,' Dr. Carey
said, quietly, with a throb of rap
turous, reverent thanksgiving in
his voice, as he laid Josie's slender
hand back on the coverlet of Mrs.
Grosvenor's bed. -She has been
very near the gate of death, but
God wIl not demand the awful
sacrifice. She will live!'
And Josie did live to learn that
a party of fishermen, had seen her
on the rocky point on the island,
the waters within a yard of its
summit, and found her in a deep
faint so like death that it was
hours before she was restored to
life and love.
Never again,even when Claude's
wife grew white and agitated over
trifles, did any one make light of
i, for there were those who loved
-er dearly, who realized she had
elected to give her bright, sweet
young life for theirs.
We flit through the dreamy
hours of Summer like swift-winged
bumble bees amid the honeysuckle
and pumpkin blossoms, storing
away perhaps a little glucose
honey and buckwheat pancakes
for the future, but all at once, like
a newspaper thief in the niight,
the king of frost and ripe, mellow
chilblains is upon us, arnd we
rouch beneath thme wintry blast
arid hump our spinal column into
the crisp air like a Texas steer
that has thoughtlessly swallowed
a raw cactus.-Laramie City Boom
erang.
The eye of the master does
more work than both his hauids.
I'b.e going out of the tavern is
the eIObst partL of the journey.
FOR THE HERALD.
SCIENTIFIC M ISCELLAIN Y.
It is a fiamiliar fact that a black
object oti a white ground will ap
pear much larger than it is in re
ality. Fo:- example, a white stripe
on a black surfaco is apparently
broader than a black stripe of
equal width on a w hite surface.
Peter ScherfFer has sought an ex
planation of the pbenomenon, and
thus accounts for it. When one
of our senses receives a double
sensation, one being strong and
the other weak, the latter is not
felt. Especially is this the case
when both impressions are of the
same kind, or when a strong effect
upon one of the senses is followed
by a weaker one ofthe-same kind.
Eight prizes of $125 each have
been offered by the Royal Society
of New South Wales for the best
communication giving the results
of original study or observations
on as many specified subjects.
The subjects have special refer
ence to Australian progress.
Recent attention has been drawn
to the value of the Quillia tree of
Chili, on account of the p.owerful
cleansing properties of its bark.
It is said to be more effective un
der certain conditions than the
best soap. It is already used to
some extent in washing silk and
wool.
An aeronaut ascending from
Paris on a cold and cloudy day in
February recrded 4 tempera.ure
of 68 degeees at a height of 3000
feet. This result occasioned no
little a-tonishm ent.
The increase of interest in clec
trical matters is remarkable. A
London publisher is selling 1000
copies a month of a new work on
electricity.
A singular occerrence. strimkig
ly showin;g the powerful effec:t of
ice in rending i-ock,;, was lately
related by Herr Bergh. An ex
tensive promontory in Western
Norway was, in 1717, deluged
with wnter during a thaw, filling
every crevice in the rock. A
severe cold quickly followed, sud
denly freezing the water and
bursting the mass of rock, which
was projected from a height of
1,500 feet into the neighborinig
fjord, which engulfed the entire
prounontory with its cultivated
fields anid farmstead. The fall
caused a huge wave in the tjord,
whieb not only swept away all
the fishing boats within a distance
of two miles and a half but also
carried away a churebh whicb had
stood fifty feet above the water a
mile away from the promontory.
Of the latter only a low ledge
now remains.
The latest publications of Aus
tralian statistics show that the
deathrate of the continent is re
markably low, being only 14 in
1000 in 1880. The English rate
for the same year was over 20 per
1000.
A wealthy Paris banker, Ml.
BichoffsLeim, has undertaken the
expense of an expedition to Africa
to observe the total solar eclipse
of May 17.
Col. Veniukoff, a RQssian trav
eller, estimates that a third of
Asia, as well as a thirtieth part of
Europe, still remains Lo be ex
plored.
A rumor of the existence of a
race of pigmies in Africa, to the
southeast of Kaffa, has reached
Dr. Schweinfurth.
Considering the merits of glass
as a roofing material, a German
authority finds that hail is not so
destructive to glass as is usually
believed, as it seldom damages
panes an eight of an inch thick,
and a thickness of a quarter of an
inch is almost absolutely safe.
Observations~ upon meteoric
dust, the minute particles which
reach the earth from the regions
of space, are attended by much
difficulty and uncertainty, as there
ar e fe w localities accessi ble to man
to which terrestrial dust does not
penetrate. To secure freedom from
the interference of these terrestrial
atoms it is suggested that captive
balloons be employed and sent to
the gratest attainable altitudes.
Unthinking individuals dot
less often cavil at the dissol
lavishness with which labori
expense are bestowed by scient
men upon apparently pue:
studies. They forget that huu
knowledge is built up from
tiniest fragments, and that th
fragments have been laboriou
brought forth one by one fr
the most diverse sources. To
physicist, or the inquirer af
truth, trifles are unknown, for
sees an importance in everfthi
To him a principle is as mac
principle if discovered in 1
monad as if revealed by the boi
of the megalosaurus, and be fe
the possibility that the speck c,
ered by his microscope may
the key which shall ultimati
unlock one of the great and he
ful secrets of the universe.
COUNTY COMMISSIONER
An Act Defning their Duties and Powe,
AN ACT to de6ne the duties
County Commissioners, Cour
School Commissioners, a i
County Treasurers, in referei
to the auditing, allowing v
payment of claims, and to
quire annual reports of
claims audited, allowed and p;
by them to be made to i
Court of General Sessions.
SECTION 1. Be it enacted, by 1
Senate and House of Represen
Lives of the State of South Ca
lina, now met and sitting in Ge
ral Assembly, and by the auth<
ty of the same: That the cour
commissioners of the several co
ties of said State shall keep
their several officas a "file boo
in which all claims presented
their consideration shall be fi
by their clerk, designating 1
date filed, by whom present
and to whom said claim belon
and the character and amount
said claims. The said clerk sL
also number said claims in 1
order in which they are fil,
audited and allowed, from iumi
one anwards.
SEC. 2. That the county cc
missioners shall draw their che<
upon the county treasurers
their respective counties, in p
ment of said claims, out of'a
funds in the treasury applicable
the payment thereof. Provid
that nio such checks shall be dra
by the said county commission
until they shall have been forma
notified by the county treasu
that there are sufficient funds
the county treasury apphcable
the payment of such checks.
SEC. 3. That county comn
sioners and county school Cc
missioners shall make an ann
report of all claims filed, audi
and allowed and ordered paid
them during each fiscal year,
the presiding judge at the fi
term of the Court ot General E
sions for each county which sI
be held after the first day
January in each year, which
port shall be submitted by s
judge to the grand jur y for tb
examination, with the assistar
if necessary, of some compet
person to be appointed by.
presiding judge, at a comper
ion of five dollars per day
each day so engaged; provic
that no pay shall be recei
under this Section for more ti
four days. After examination
grand jury shall report thereor
the presiding judge any mat
growing out of, or pertaining
said annual report, which to th
may seem worthy of the attent
of the Court. The said rep
shall thereupon be filed by
clerk of said court, and kept
papers of said court for inspect
by any citizen desirous of ex;
ining the same.
SEC. 4. That the county tL
surers of tue several counftieu
said State shall niot pay
claims against their respect
counties upon orders of cou
commissioners, except as her
before provided for, and they sl
make sa annual report to
presiding judge, at the first t4
of the Court of General Sessi
in their respective counties wi
shall be held iiItbe first da'
January in e4at ar, of the n
ber, charactew a mount of
e laums paid i.m on order
.bt. county commissioners and count
ute school commissioners and to whot
Lnd paid; which report shall be sui
ific mitted by said judge to the gran
cile jury for their examination, an
ian shall be filed by the clerk of sai
Lhe Court and kept in his office fo
ese public inspection.
sly SEc. 5. That if after examint
c)m tion of said reports of count
he commissioners, county s c h o o
ter commissioners and treasurers, th
be grand jury shall find any discre
Dg. pancies between the reports, o
3 a any irregularities therein, or an,
he embezzlements of or extravs
ies gances in the expenditures of put
els lic funds, they shall present th
>v- same to the said Court, and ot
be ders shall be taken thereon a
Ily shall meet the ends of justice.
lp SEc. 6. That said reports o
county commiseioners, count
school commissioners, and trea
5. urers shall be published at leas
two weeks before the sitting C
. said Court by said officers or thei
of several clerks in some newspape
ty published in said county.
SEc. 7. That the county con
missioners of the several countie
id of said State shall, on or befor
the 15th day of November of eac,
re
al year, make a report to the comi
id troller-general o the number,cha
he acter and ainountof claimsauditec
.e allowed, and ordered to be paid b;
he them for the fiscal year endin
ta- on the 31st of October precedin
rO- said 15th day of November, to b
ie by him submitted to the Generi
. Assembly for their information i
his annual report, and all claim
against a county not presente
in during the fiscal year in whic
they are contracted or the nex
for thereafter shall be forever bai
led red. They shall also make ou
,he in said report an estimate of tb
ed? amount of money which it vi
gs, be necessary to raise by taxatio
. in their several counties for cour
all ty purposes for th.e current fisci
he year, which shall also be embodie
d in the comptroller-general's ar
)er nual report to the General Assem
bly.
SEc. 8. That any violation' o
k the foregoing Sections by tb
cosinty commissioners, count;
school commissioners, and count,
ly.
treasurers, shall be deemed a mu
demeanor, and, upon couvictio
ad thereof in the Court of Geners
Sessions, the party so offendin
ers shall be sentenced by the presidin
i.judge before whom convictedt
rer pay a fine of not less than on
inhundred dollars, or be imprisone
tin the county jail not less tha
one month. It shall also be tb
i duty of the several circuit solicil
eora to prosecute any violation<
al this Act. - '
ed SEc. 9. That this Act shall nc
by take effect until on anid after la
to November, 1882;
rt SEC. 10. That all Acts and part
es. of Acts inconsistent with this At
all be and the same are hereby r
of pealed.
re. Approved the 9th day of Febrt
aid ary, A. D. 1882.
eir
ce, MrsGIVNGs.-'I had my mit
nt givings, boss,' the waiter saidt
the the landlord, who was questionin
sa- him about his conduct toward thk
for tall genitlemian in blue clothes wL
ed, sat at the door. 'I bad my sun
ed picions when he sat down de
an he was carrying moah whisk
he dan was good for 'im, but he we
to puffectly quiet, and behaved bin
ten self well enough, an' I didn't pa
to, no attention to it entwell he piel
em ed up a baked potato and hole
ion car'fully over the aig glass wi
ort his left hand, and begun to hit d
the end of de potato wid his spool
as He hit it right bard three<
ion four times, an' den he whack
ti- once or twice on de aige of c
plate, and lookin' isolemn as a ov
ea- all de time, he call me np to his
of and say as polite and dignified
iny a president, 'Waita,' he say,
ive Iwish you would jest fix this bile
a~ty aig for mc, if you please ; l'se Iorn
in- a good deal of sleep las' nigh
all and i'm a little narvous th
the mornin', he says. An' I know
arm hadn't done ought to laugh, bos
0ne but I hope to die of I could hel
ich it.'
m- jThe touchstone by which me
said: try us is most often their own va
a of iLy.
A VILE CONSPIRACY.
Jebiel Jasper strolled into the
d grocery store and postoffice of one of
d uur back-country villages Saturday, I
a and after standing around with his q
r back to the fire until he was per
meated. with coloric, said: 'Well, I
guess I'll read the news and get along
toward home. Square Perkinses pa.
pers come yet?' and he stepped be I
e hind the postoffice boxes, as was his
custom, to take it out and read it.
r 'Can't let you see it, Jehiel,' said t
the postmaster, 'government has is t
sued orders that any postmaster who
allows a non-subscriber to read a
subscriber's paper will lose his posi- I
tion.'
'No ! You don't tell me? Well if
that ain't a great idee ? It's a put up
job-a gol darned conspiracy between
these ere newspapers and the gov'- e
wet to keep the multitude in ig
norance, so that they can domineer it
over the community. And they talk
r about this 'ere bein' a free country.
r It's drifting right into despotism jes'
as fast as it can. How in thunder's
a wan to know what's goin' on if he
don't read, an' now the government's I
e setting down on all ideas of eddica
3 tio-, and taking away that priveleged!
-0h, not so bad as that, Jebiel,' 9
said the postmaster. 'The govern
ment doesn't say anything against
your subscribing for the paper your
o self, you know.'
'Subscribin' for it? Whet d'Ye I
take me for ? D'ye suppose that I'm
goin' to subscribe for a paper that I've f
read fourteen years right here by the t
stove without costin' me a cent? No,
d sir. I ain't agoing' to help 'em to I
oppress me by keeping' me in ig.
norance. No, sir ee.' And having
got a supply of cheap plug tobacco
'put on the slae he mogged home-a
tboroughly oppressed citizen.-ew
Haven Register.
THE INVENTOR OF THE
WHEELBARROW.
I It takes a great man to do a
little thing sometimes.
. Who do you think invented
that very simple thing 'called a
f wheelbarrow ? Why, no less a
e man th%n Leonardo da Vinci.
And who was he?
, He was a musician, poet, pain
ter, architect, sculptor, physiolo
n gist, engineer, natural historian,
j botanist, and inventor, all in one.
He wasn't a 'jack at all trades and
master of none,' either. He was a
o real master of many arts, and a
e practical worker, besides.
d When did he live ?
u Somewhere about the time that
e Columbus discovered America.
-And where was he born ?
f In tbe beautiful city of Florence,
in Italy.
t Perhaps some of you may feel a
t little better acquainted with him
when I tell you that it was Leon-.
s ardo-da Vinci who painted one of ~
the grandest pictures in the
. world- 'The Last. Supper'-a pie
tare that bas been copied many
. imes and engraved in several
styles, so that almost every one
has an idea of the arrangement
and position at the table of the
Sfigures of our Lord and his dis
geiples; though I am told that
ewithout seeing the painting itself
no one can form a notion of how
Sgrand and beautiful it is.
And only to think of the thou
sands of poor, hard-working
Americans who really own, in
1their wheelbar-ow, an original
'work' of Leonardo da Vinci I
[St. Nicholas.
itA coolness has arisen between Mr.
d and Mrs. Fitznoodle, one of the most
e respectable families in Austin. One
- day last week a Mexican donkey was
rrun over in the outskirts of Austin,
tand killed, by a freight train on the
e International railroad. Next morn
ling just as Mr. Fitznoodle was about
to start down town, his wife threw her
L5 arms' around his neck and said:
''Dear Alonzo, pro.mise me not to
dgo near the railroad track. How can
e the engineer distinguish between,.you
Sand a donkey in time to stop the
5train ?'-Texas Siftings.
e,That was indeed an innocent
p, youth who married a girl for her
money, because he had heard it
intimated that her father, who, by
nt the way, did own a- stone yard,
n had plenty of 'rocks.'
( Yonke's &tatema.
PECULIARITIES. OF THEIrB
PRINTER.
The printer is a patron ofthi
reservative of all arts, but hbe.
ueatly has the art of getting,a
vriter into a pickle.
The printer sets while
ad stands while setting.
The printer is not usuallyaw
erson, but generally has a SuP14
wo about him.
He sometimes does very poor i4k
at all his work, good or bad i
ifiable.
The printer does not often
ane, but you will almost alwa
iim with a stick in his band.
imes he is a stick himself.
The printer is a materialist
[is thoughts are upon matter.
Most men like to have things
ut square at the end ofeacMa
ut the printer hates to beob.
ring his work out even. This
dd, but is even so.
Though correcting his errors
ay, the printer may all the tiMb
rowing worse.
Though a perfect Jack Sprat#in 1
ozsdness for lean meat, the -
ever objects to fat.
He is often a profound rea,
1ways dislikes solid matter.
The printer is like the actorn
act that he hates tosee ahe
rray of empty boxes.
The printer may not be aerse
oetry, but he detests pi.
The good printer is known T I
urm. So careful is he of his*
hat he always locks it up.
Though not always eorreOe
irinter's work is invariably done
ule.
The printer is a very inoffensie l
lividual, but is quite clever wit
hooting stick.
The printer is not satisfie
hinking that his work is,
ie always wants a proof of it.
The printer is your true man
etters, though he may not be
rary man.
The printer is an upright man
ke is- frequently seen about the
eys. ue ob
The printer used to be a very bsi.
al sort of fellow, but now that
nales are employed in printing,
ie will tet up with a girl six
i week, and he goes to press:.
lay.
The types of the human.rac 0
cattered Al1 over the earth, and the-#
rinter distributes his types in al
irections.
The printer is not necessadily ~
porting character, but his form may.
-equently be seen.in the chase.
The printer is often beside hisef
hat is to say, he frequently a ens~
eside his frame.
Like the lawyer, the printer is de~
endent upon his cases for a livefli
wood.
When a printer has finished his
ob, he works it off.
He reckons his work by the tsen
>y this token may you know that le
gives you full measure.
Much more might be said of the
>rinter, but this must do for to-dayd
aet us close by hoping that when e
>ecomes dead matter an imposing
itone may be erected to his uiemory..
SIGNIFICANT SIGNs.-To call at a
'rien d's house about dinner timae and
ind him absent is a sign you will be
isappointed.
To drop hot sealing-ran on your
ingers is a sign you willibeagy
To meet a bolting horse oniyhe
>avement implies that you are going to
-un.
To dream of being. run over by
ire-engines is often a sign that you
iave had pork chops for supper.
To pick up money is lucky.
If a man says: 'I hardly like to
sk you, old fellow, but-' it is a sign
s wants to borrow money.
To collide with three consecutive
amp-posts and fall over an apple stall
asa sign you are not agood teinplar.
To lose money or jewelry is un- -
ucky. -
'What a change,' esnm tfe
iovelist Poe, 'ones little woman esn
nake in a mans' life!' Exclyjj
md what a hosp of 'change' lihe
jaires while doing it.
What men want is notbiaent,
purpose; not the power to aehieve -
but the will to labor.
The fountain of contens mus