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I CL ARK BRO'S.
RESIGNATION.
I pictured out the way
The way I longed to tread;
God said, not so, my child,
But stand thou here instead.
Thou canst not work for me;
I close my vineyard gate;
Thy lot in life must be
To meekly stand and wait.
I stand-I wait, my Lord,
Thou knowest what is best;
I yield my restless soul
To thy divine behest.
I stand with folded hands,
Outside the vineyard gate; I
Hereafter thou wilt show to me
'Twas best to stand and wait.
Wflutar #tM
WRITING FOR LIFfe
d
---- t
'My dear Tom, I speak to you
not only as an old friend, but as a
medical man ; and I see that it is
quite necess-y for you to have
complete and perfect rest for some
weeks. You have been overdoing
it in nursing'that old uncle in the
country for the last three months,
and, to my own knowledge, have
taken the last train down there at
night and the first train to town -
in the morning, and have conse- 1.
quently not had a good night's r
rest forall that time. How can a
inan stand it, added to your hos
d9
pital .vork all day, without suffer
ing from it? Don't you feel to
require rest ?'
'Not the least in the world,' re
turned Raven. 'Oddly enough,
the nursing seems to have done
me good. I confess to having felt
thoroughly knocked up some
weeks since; but I battled bravely
against the feeling, won the vie
tory, and now I'm as fresh as
paint and up to work better than
ever.
'You don't look it. I rep-at,
you look thoroughly worn Dut.
But you know your own business
and state of health ; and, now your
uncle is gone and has left you r
a potful of money, you can take
things more easy.'
t
'Yes, old boy, I'm game for any
thing-mind and body first class;
and I intend to stick to my hos.
C
pital work. It's very good of you,
Jack, to take an interest in my
health a'nd all that, but say no
more about it, I beg.'
'I promise to say nothing to
nobody.'C
Raven and I were at the same
hospital -St. Lazarus-where he
held a medical and I a surgical ap
pointment. We were bothy hard
worked, often day and night ; and
my time and attention, for about
three cmonths after the above con
versation, were so fully ccupied
and engrossed that I thought no
more of the occurrence. Raveni
looked in good health, and was
very successful-indeed he bade
fair to rise in a short time to
great eminence in the profession.
He was immensely popular with
every one. His gray hair and
bright blue eyes, and healthy,
florid complexion, combined with 1
a frank, open and hearty manner
in speaking, made him a friend
with every body,and inspired confi
dence in all his patients as well as
in all his triends.
As nearly as I can recollect, it
must have beeun about three
months after his uncle died that
Raven came up to me 2ne day in
the hospital.
'I've justireceived a summons to
Exeter,' said he. 'The family is
wealthy and influential; and, frm
what I know of the ease i've been
called there to attend, I'm sure its
more of a surgical than a medical
one. It will be an excellent chance
for you, Lawson ; and I can pro
mise you a good fee to be-gin with.
Tlherefo,re, if 301 oulca possilyi
manage it, meet me at Padldington
this evening at halt'-past nine, anid
we will go down together by the
express. Send me word during
the afternoon whether you can
come or not.'
I hesitated. It was the depth
of winter, and I hardly liked leav
ing my wife and a most important
baby; but fees were scarce-this
was a golden opportunity not to
be rashly neglected. 1 decided to
rsk my wifa diammointment.
'It is most kind ofyou, Tom,
will certainly go down with
'oU. So far as I can see, there
;ill be nothing to prevent my
oing so.'
A gleam of satisfaction shone
r his brigbt blue eyes.
'You promise?'
'Unless anything unforseen
hould happen to prevent me, I
7ill be down at the station by
alf-past nine.'
'Remember !'
Raven was dramatically impres.
ive, I thought, as we parted ; and
arranged my work so as to be
ble to keep my appointment,
he hardest task was breaking
he news to Amy, who would be
)w-spirited and conjure up al
inds of horrors and impending
ailway aceidents, and who finally
issolved in a shower of tears as I
re myself away, burthoned with
o ends of rugs and comforters tu
lleviate in sonic measure the
aoral wet blanket she had thrown
ver me.
I was only just in time to catch
aven, who -hastily opened the
oor of the railway carriage.
'Jump in, Jack, jump in! Half-a
rown to the guard has secured
his compartment for us all the
7ay down ; vo we shall have it to
urselves without fear of inter
uption. Time's up; you have
un it fine. Fire away !'
He flung in my bag and the
veral rugs, &c., and we entered.
he guard touched his hat and
but the door with a bang.
'This door is unlocked, guard ?
D.id I.
'Yes, sir ; side nearest the plat
>rm is always unlocked. The
ther door is locked.'
He whistled,- and the train
tarted.
'I can't bear the idea of both
oors being locked,' I remarked to
'avcn. 'In case of accident it
ould be impossible to escape
-Om the carriage.'
'It doesn't matter,' he said, and
ben relapsed into silence.
For about twenty minutes he
emained opposite to me, some
imes with his eyes closed, some
imes with them fixed upon me in
most unpleasant manner. All
y endeavors to draw him into
onversation failed, and after a
ime I gave them up and also re
psed into silence.
Suddenly he rose from his seal
nd drew from the inside of his
vercat a long and pointed knife,
rhich flashed ominously in the
impight.
'Jack Lawson, we must both of
.s die to-night,' said he calmly
.nd deliberately, without any ex
itement of manner. 'I feel that
he time has come for both of us
o quit this vale of tears.'
'Yes; I quite agree with you
lom Raven,' I replied-seeing
that had bappened-in as5 calm
'olee as his own. 'I have lon~
hought that life was becoming
rery undesirable ; and, to leave i
n your company, with you, my'
>ldest and warmest friend, wouk
e the most agreeable thing to m'
.bat could happen. But-you ar<
iot married, Tom?'
'Thank Heaven, no!'.
'Lemember, I am married ; and
>ad you given me notice of thi:
vish of yours before starting,l
~vould have made arrangementi
mnd have spoken to my wife t<
>repare her. Have you made
our will, Tom ?'
'No, I have not.'
'Good Heaven, man, not mad<
our will!- Tom, it is absolutely
ecessary for both of us to makt
>ur wills before we die. I havy
20t made mine: and should no
ike to leave the world with th<
:bance of my wife and child hav
ng to go to the workhouse or b<
:hargeable on tbe parish after m:
leath. You would wish to leave
our money to some one im par
.icular-is it not so?'
~Of course I should like to leav<
'y money properly-of-course
~es ! I never thought of making
my will.'
'You must also remember, Tom
Lhat it would never do to die de
iberately, in the way we both de
sire to die, without leaving to tb
world our reason for the act. Ye
would not wish yuur name to bm
a by-word and the cause, of de
ision to any one, I am arre ; an
I am certain I d.'t wi-h my own
to be so. Therefou we must both
draw out our reaons for dying.'
'Do you know, Jack I never
thought of that?'
'Well, then, 6mrs put your knife
down on tho cusbion there, and
then we wit set to work. I've
plenty of pier in my bag and
plenty of led in my pencil, and
we've the n ble night before us.'
A tremble c my hand, a quiver
of my voice, would have been
fatal. I openi the bag and drew
forth the witing paper. The'
knife was or a cushion at my
side.
'Now, Tom,,t us first state our
our reasons to'e world for wish
ing to die to-bht by our bands.
If you will diate to me your;
reasons, I willvrite them down,
and then we xll revise and cor
rect them. Aft that, I will die
tate my own to .u and you shall
write them. W shall be able to
do vur work we4nd quickly.'
'Quite right, Jk ; we ought to
give them our reons. How odd
that I never thouit of that ! Let
me see ; if I kill yi first, I might
write them out aftrwards.'
'Ab, but who vill write out
mine ? Don't be aish. there's a
good chap!'
'To be sure! ell, are you
ready ?'
He began dictatg long and
flowery sentences. ow and again
I interrupted his fle of language
to gain time. Tj kept him
thoroughly occupieAnd interest
ed, while the train >ed on at ex
press rate. He had early finish
ed his long, rambl*r dictation,
when, to my inexpreible delight,
I felt the speed of t! train grad
ually - slackening. lknew that
my chance of delivrance was
near.
'Read over for youelf wbat I
have written,' I said totim. 'The
carriage is very clos-a little
fresh air will do us goc. I will
make any corrections ou may
require.'
I sat on the knife an<reached
over to lower the glass. I slight
fumbling necessitated m, rising
to manage better, and te knife
was in my left hand conceed un
der my coat. I turned rqnd to
look at my poor friend, ad saw
bim trying intently to rtd my
scribble by the light of theamp,
seemingly unconscious Oi the
stopping of the train. In anther
moment the glass descendd, the
knife dropped upon the plaform,
my hand was thrust throup the
window and on the handle.f the
door. The train nearly stpped
as I jumped out, shut the leer,
and held the handle firmly. ?oor
Raven even then was qu1it< en
yrossed with what I had witten
for him. I called the gu.ard,and
secretly and quietly the porers
were assembled em the platfo'm
at the door of the carriage.
'Come, Tom, this is Swindoa
Let us have a cup of coffee !']
called to him through the windw
In that moment the spell "ai
broken. I saw him look for- ti
knife, then rush to the window t
the opposite side ; but we wer
toe quick and too powerful fo
bim. The guard, two porter;
Sand myself jumped into the ca:
riage, and he was secured.
My best friend, with a brillian
future before him, and in the rip
1portion of his life, was a ravini
lunatic, and has remained hope
-lessly so-insane from that tim
~one of the many victims to ovel
work.
I need scarcely add that th
case which Raven had repreeni
ed to me as calling him to Exete
was an entire fabrication, and,wa
invented by him as part ofth
scheme which, in his madness, h
had no doubt seriously imagine
Swould be for the benefit of both<
us.
I frequerntly go to the asylur
where he is to inquire after him
but the mention of my nam~
brings on such a violent aggrav
tion of his disease that I am nc
allowed to see him. Poor iRaven
,I fear I shall never see him agair
That terrible night can nevertb
effaced from my memory, pnd
Ccan never sufficiently congraulat
m :yself on having so fortunatel
thought of the expedient whic
answered so admirably-Writin
ii o~r Life.
4 6'allantons.
NOT THE ONLY CASE.
Wesleyan Christian Advocate.
No true hearted Methodis
prcacher shrinks from enduring
Nay, he goes even beyond that
he will permit his wife to suffe
privation, and even worse if it i:
necessary to do the Masterli
work ; but there are inconvenien
ces and privations which some ar4
called upon to endure, so need
less, and as far as one can see
save to the sufferer, so profitless
that he would be less than a mar
and do less than his duty if he re
mained quiet.
I am now near the beginning ol
the fourth month cn my work,
It is perhaps, one of the best in
the District, and up to this time-.
have received, all told, not $30 oul
of a salary of $800. I have paid
more than that for wood. I have
a score of country members but
not one has thougbt it his duty to
put a single load at the wood pile.
In the mean time how have I
lived _ no t of
ingt or I have none; not out of my
own resources, for I have none, but
on acredit. Ofall words in the world
that word is most huteful to the
Methodist preacher. Bishop Mar
Vin always paid cash, but Bishop
Marvin was one and the secret ol
how he did it was buried with
him. Now why is this ? Be
cause my people are not going tc
pay me? No; Because they arc
mean? No; Because they are in
different ? No, but simply be
cause they put it off. Here is my
friend Gunny-bags, he expects t(
give $50, but he has never said t<
me,- 'I have put it to your credi!
in the store.' He expects to wail
until December, and when we ge
to the last pull, bring in his ae
count with $50 credited on it, ant
my friend, No Discount, who cal
pay his $50, is waiting for the firs
quarterly meeting to pay the firs
ten dollars. He knows. he wil
have to pull up at the last and b
is saving his wind. There are
hundred others who intend to pal
from one to five dollars, but the,
let the weeks glide by and the
don't do it.
The amount thus kept bac
from the preacher does not benefi
any one. It is too small to ad
meterially to any one's comuforl
and yet the aggergate would r<
lieve him from all anxiety.
I was talking with a preache
on a city station whose promise
salary was $1,500, in June, seve
months of the year gone. B
was annoyed. He had receive
$300. He lived in a fine parsonag
and fed his family on bulk mea
except wnen'he bad company, b
cause he was too magnanimous 1
ask furtber credit from butcher
and bakers, *and candlestick m
kers. The Church loved h,ir
praised him, and at the last pa
him. Thus it is with o..hers. Ti
Church officers too often neglec
ing every thing, to the last qua
Sterly meeting, find themselv
several hundred dollars bebin
They now strike out on tbe born
stretch, and hold weekly me
ings, and have long talks, a!
abuse stingy members, and oft<
Stimes complain of the preacher, at
e Ierhaps increase their own co
Stributions, and at the last send t
. preacher to Conference with $S
e less than his meagre allowance.
..fow is this to be remedied ?
First. Let each member of t
* .Chur:h feel that he is under as mu
. obligation to see to it that the pas
r is fed as the steward.
s There has grown up in mai
e churches the idea that that t
e matter concerns the stewards, a
d them alone. The people wait
fbe called on, and if never call
on, never do anything at all. TI
Sis a wrong. The dun does ri
create the debt; the failure to di
edoes not wipe it out..
~Second. Let some arrangeme
Sbe provided for the people to c<
tribute every Sanday. WI
though there are loud complaiu
e -what though -there are th<
1 who will rrot go to the house
e God sihe as reli'gious paupei-s, a
who are offended wiben they a
geven asked to help others bear1
bun;.o the 80aer the .Church
rid of these the better for it, anc
as far as I can see not much tht
worse for them.
Let no man take a steward',
place who does not intend to fill th
office. To hold a place another
might fill; to be looked to foi
work one does not intend to do is
not honest. The preacher who
takes an appointment at Con
ference and then refuses to go to it
iis under the ban, but the steward
sometimes is-if not totally ng.
lectful, yet ruinously so, and still:
holds his place ; better three ste
wards who will do their duty than y
nine who do not.
Let stewards remember that a
their office is one of immense im.
portance, and-Let them magnify it. c
Let tLe member of the Church "
who reads this go at once and pay
-omething to the steward nearest
Dim.
Let every one pay as he is
able without delay.
ONE OF THE SUFFEREas.
NOTE. This station described '0
above always wants 'one of the P
best preachers.' Now they have
got him they are grinding him to
W. C. A.
PARLOR MAGI. y
-
Borrow a Panama hat, the
more expensive the better, and S
hold it up so that your audience f'
can see that it does not'contain g
either a savings bank or a white sl
whale. You then procure an or
dinary kerosene lamp, remove the
shade and light the wick. You 9
are now ready. Pass the hat five
or six times over the light, or un- a
til it is a complete blaze ; then
quickly placing the hat in a box, r
into which you have previously ii
deposited two pounds of common '
gunpowder-the hat and box will
instantly disappear. This trick f
fails to astonish. r
A very amu-ing, although.ex- t
citing trick, is to cause a person '
in the audience to start from his
seat without the aid of machinery,
bent pins, or the placing of hands. i
This feat requires -a little.prepa- I
ration during the day, as will be
seen. You open a book and pre- j
tend to read as it from its COD
tents, and immediately a young
lady in the audience will start to
t ward you with a shriek, and if you
are wise you will have a rear win
dow open, through which you can
.pass. The secret of the trick con
sists in your readirg a purloined
r letter of your sister's from her
d lover.
nLay a wager with some gen-)
e tleman in front of you that he can
d not walk to within three feet of
Syou without pausing and throw
ing back his head, assuring him
.that the dloor will not be obstruct
o ed in any manner. This trick
snever fails, and its success de.
. pends upon having a well-waxed
3 thread stretched scross the room
d at the height of the gentleman 's
ie throat. Do not attempt this with
. your faither.
r- A .good conclusion to an even
a ing's entertainment of this kind is
d. called "Dissolving Feat," in which
e you turn out the gas for sixty
tseconds, and on lighting it. the
d room will be vacated of all but
Syourself. The moment the gas is
d turned out you produce from a
n. hermetically scaled box about
ea pound of Limberger cheese. The
0o effect is wonderful, especially if
the evening be very warm.
If ycu arc not a ventriloquist
Syou can, nevertheless, make your
ch friends believe you are. Before
or the audience assembles place your
little brother under a barrel hav
y ing, of course, first instructed him
ito to the replies hie should make
id to your questions. At the proper
to .time you walk up to the barrel,
ed a*nd giving it a sharp rap with
iis your knuckles, say: "Are you
ot there, sir?' The reply comes,
mn, I"No, I am somewhere else ' Then
you hold an animated conversa
nt tion with a supposed (?) person,
.in which many of your family
at secrets are divulged, and when at
its the close you inform your audience
se that you will imitate a drowning
of person and pour a pail of water
d through a hole in the head of a
ire barrel, all are wonderfully amazed
he except you.r brother, who will be
is nwadder tha~n a hatter.
HIS MOUTH SAVED RIM.
'John Hall. you were verydramk,
ast night,-4aid 11,s -drs
end-off.
'I think not, sir.'
'Well, you have a right to differ..
)fficer, was this man drunk
'Ho was, sir.
'How drunk?'
'Well, he fell down four times
i crossing the road, and the last
me he fell be settled down for.a
ap.
'That's our case, Mr. Hall. Have
ou any defense ?
'I have air. I had not tastedi
ny liquor of any sort all day
ang. Just befgre [ imq, the of
)r I got choked, AadA.st
hat ailed me whein he pieked
e up.'. 4
'Cbked I what rrih
'With an apple.'
'HaTe yoA got-itr
'Yes,; sir.. When th ng "
iook -me he shook the appleoa '
my gullet and I put it- in my
)ekev to 6iritig-.i& showiyd .
He thereupoor pull'ed -fronr 1g
at-tail pocket a frozon gree9g
'Do you mean to tell miit
:u had that apple in der
outh ?'
-Yes, sir. I was goft Ls,
bite when it slipped dwit',.
y et, and it
vet, m-ena shie 1
?'f')f ci' get -tA p
our mouth-! No su story,,
o down here.
'Seheri, Judge,'and he e
rhouth big enough to tke
uar' tetl, tossed' in the
attied it 'a-ound and droooo47
Ao his handagain with a lem e-..4
f triuniph.
'You may go, said his OL
Aer a long ienllice. 'Witr such
nouth as that you'll eat ,ut
han you can earn, in aiy priso
ake "Your frozen applt
rour way.
'Thank you. I'd- Fke to fing
ny brother in some di4aind 1e,
rou see his mouth. H'e can
int of: hickorynuts and sing
ong at the same time.-Ne6 Y6k
Eerald.
COUNTY NXWSP PER .
The following senlible article is
~rom the Cincinnati Trade.L-:
"A gentleman writes- to us' that hi
ounty paper ,is so poor that he has
topped it ; therefore sends asbree
ollars for the Trade-List. Wse re
~eat that we do not want subseripts
>n such terms. A man's county;pa
per is worth more to him than all the
papers in the world; it.it. is not,
it is his fault. If the county a
per is properly encouraged, it may be
relied upon for information of more
value to the people in whose int0iest -
itis issued than can beufound is all
ity papers in the United Stateff. d
man can afford to be without th pa
per that publishes the officiat adver
isements of his county, the publie
sales, markets, court news, and other
local intelligence. If the paper is
poor, the people are more at fault than
the 'publishers for not giving it a lib
eral patronage., However poor th e
county paper may be, it is always
worth more than it costs to those in- -
terested in the affairs of the county.
HE GO-r HOLD OF THEM.-H.
had never eate'n a Malaga grape,
and he squeezed the outside of one
between his thumb and finger, ex
pecting the puipto fly into his open
mouth.like any decent sort ofgrape -
The tough skin held, and looking
at it dubiously he tossed it away '
and tried another one. Thiannoe
crushed in his fingers, the juie~
flying all over his thirty'seven-cet .
necktie. With a look of unuttera
ble disgust be appealed to a street
gamin : 'Here, bub, I thought
green grapes wuz gone. by.biit
I'm durned if they ain't selliga
'em yet. I'll give you ten cents.
if you'll eat these dua thinige.
And the boy sat on ady gods
box, swung .his feet, wagged-hs-'
jaws, licked his, chops and earned
the money, the rustic occasionally
exclaiming between hishfts of on
controllable laughter: 'Eats.'em -t~
skins an' all, durned if he don't
Skis a' al,like a wchewin a
pum u-Nw avs g ta