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TRUSTING.
BY CARRIE V. SHAW.
I am thinking of you, darling,
As I watch the dying day,
While the twilight dews arc falling
And the light fades slow away.
I shall think of you forever!
When the autumn leaves are red
I shall feel you once more near me,
I shall hear the words you said.
When the winter snows are dropping;
When the buds are born again,
And the April skies are weeping,
As in pity, for my pain.
I shall think of you, and ever,
Till the close of life's bright day,
When the dews of death are falling
And the light fades slow away.
WhIT LITTLE NELL 1119.
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They were going hazel-nutting
p in the north lot-the Philbrick
baildren and Little Nell.
Little Nell was not one of the
Pbilbrick children ; in fact, she
ras not the most distant sort of
i cousin to Will, Jack, and Polly.
She was Dick Long's daughter,
tnd Dick Long had been a poor,
ibiftless fellow, wb cobbled shoes,
or a time, in the village, two
r.iles from the Philbrick farm,
tnd then went away to California
ever to be heard from again.
He was not much loss, to be
iure, so the neighbors thought,
)ut it killed his wife, and when
he died, good Mrs. Philbrick
)pened her motherly heart and
Lrms to Little Nell, and took her
n.
Her real name was Henrietta,
ut Miss Jackson. the dressmaker,
Nho read Charles Dickens' stories
great deal, called her one day,
Little Nell,' and it clung to her
ver after.
You see she was a quiet, shy
ittle creature, with such big, soft,
rown eyes, and such a sweet,
~ooing voice, that 'Henrietta'
~eemed too long and hard a name
~or her.
It was Saturday afternoon; and,
s I told you, Will and Jack and
olly and Little Nell were going
lazel.nutting. The eachcare
, basket, and each basket had a
aky apple turuover.
These were for lunch, in case
be children got hungry ; and we
now, don't we, that growing,
ide-awake boys and girls are al
ays getting hungry ?
It was a long time before they
eached the north lot. Folly for
~ot her 'kid fingers,' and had to
o back for them, else her poor
ittle hands would have been
tuck full of prickles. Then Jack
ust needs chase a.woodpecker a
ong way while the three waited
for him.
But they got their baskets full
f nuts, with their prickly cov
rings, and ate their turnover
all but Jack. That is to say,
ack ate his turnover with the
est, but he had not filled his
asket.
I think he had spent too much
f the afternoon in chasing the
ittle red squirrels, and in balanc
ng -imself on the smooth log
hich spanned the brook. Now
be sun had gone down. It was
rowing late and chilly.
Jack kicked crossly at a de
ayed stump.
'You should have worked more
~nd played less,' laugbed Will,
ooking at his own heaped up
asket.
'Mind your own bread and but
er,' retorted Jack, savagely. 'You
needn't be afraid of my askin g for
my of yours.'
It was not at all a nice way for a
rother to talk. So thought Lit
le Nell, anid she slapped tier band
softly into Jack's. -Gomet bomne
ow, Jacky,' she said, 'and I'll give
ou balf of mine.' Jack laughed,
nd gave the old stump a parting
ick. A cloud of dust flew up.
Jack's foot bad hammered its
way through the rotten wood.
Thbe stump was hollow. Jack
ulled his foot out, and after it
olled and rattled a rieb, brown
tream of nuts-three quarts at
he very least !
-iooray !' shouted Jack. caper
ing wildly about. 'I don't want
any of anybody's nuts, now !'
Then he seized his basket and
began to scoop in the treasure, by
handfuls.
Little Nell looked on with wide
open eyes. Who put 'em there ?'
she asked.
'It's a squirrel's store-house,'
answered Will.
'Wasn't he a jolly little fellow ?
and wasn't it lucky L kicked ?'
cried Jack, briskly digging away
the decayed wood, to look for
more.
The big brown eyes ran over
with tears, as Little Nell began to
understand. 'Don't take them,
Jack,' she pleaded. 'I'll give you
all of mine.'
-'All of yours ain't half so many
as is here ; and b hy shouldn't I
take 'em, I'd like to know ? Find
ing is having, Little Nell.'
'You didn'tsay so when I found
your ten-cent piece,' said Polly,
swinging her basket.
Jack reddened, remembering
whut a time there had been about
that ten-cent piece. 'You _keep
still, Polly Philbrick !' he said ; 'I
aint a chipmunk, an' a ten-cent
piece isn't nuts. Ain't there a
lot, though ?'
And it was quite in vain that
Little Nell begged him to put
them back.
She walked home beside Polly,
sileot and sorrowful.
'We might give ours, Polly,'
she said ; 'turn them down, in a
little heap side of the stump, you
know, where he could find them
easy. 0 Polly, what will be do,
when he goes to his house and
finds they're all taken away ?'
This was a long speech for Lit
tle Nell to make.
But Polly laughed at her. 'You
little goosey,' she said, 'the squir
rel won't mind, and don't you
think about it any more.'
But she did. She could not help
it.
At the supper-table that night,
Mamma Philbrick counted noses.
Thr1l.e was one missing ; a little
straight nose, under a pair of big,
brownu eyes.
'Whbere is little Nell, children ?'
'I haven't seen her since we
came home,' said Will.
'Nor I,' said Jack.
'I haven't, either,' said Polly,
'but I know where she's gone.
Jack robbed a squirrel's hole to
day, and little Nell cried about it.
She wanted to give t.he squirrel
her hazel-nuts, an' I wouldn't
wonder if that's whbere she is.'
'W hat's that ?' asked Mr. Soule.
Mr. Soule was a drover, who
had come to buy Papa Philbrick's
cattle. He had very sharp black
eyes and a snappy voice.
Polly jumped. 'Oh!I' said she,
and upset her teacup. ThLen she
bad to tell the story all over.
'Well, I never!' said Papa Phil
brick ; while the drover's black
eyes twinkled with delight.
Presently the door opened and
Little Nell crept in, breathless,
with red cheeks, and soft bair
blown about her face. She put
her empty basket down gently.
'Did Mister Chippy make a
bow, and say 'Than k'ee mum ?'
asked Jack, with a laugh.
'Don't you tease the child I' or
dered Papa Philbrick.
Then Little Nell' had her sup
per. Mamma Philbrick gave her
one of the nicest gold-band china
bowls, full of milk, and a silver
spoon to sip it from.
After that, Mr'. Soule took her
on his lap, and told her stories, in
his sharp, snappy voice, until bed
timine.
The next day but one, the chil
dren went to the spot where Lit
tle Nell had left her hazel-nuts;
but they had all disappeared.
Little Nell was quite sure the
squirrel had carried them off to
hi' new house. I think so too.
But the best is not told.
Whben Papa Ph il brick come
home from the village postoffice,
one night, not long after this,
he brought a little box, directed
to 'Mr. Jonas Philbrick.'
When the box was opened
-guess ?
It was full of nuts of every
kind,-walnuts, buttcernuts, pea
tnuts, filberts, and eastanas-'sheep
,n-'Toe.s; J r. lled t hem.
There was. a card, too. This is 1
what it said
'From Master Chippy Squirrel,
to the tender-hearted little girl
who gave him all her hazel-nuts.'
'That's Little Nell ?' shouted
the childi en.t
And Little Nell divided her
treasures happy as a queen.
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A PATRIARCH AND APOS
TLE.
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New York Observer.
the elements were
So mixed in him, that Nature might stand I
up
And say to all ,he world, THIS WAS A MAN
No other man so completely
filled my ideal of one of the an
cie!t patriarchs as the late Dr.
Plumer. If Michael Angelo had
carved him in marble for Moses or
Abraham, the world would have
admired the genius that could in
vent such a model for a hero of
the early ages.
He was an old man when young.
I knew him when he was fifty,
and then thought him to be seven
ty. Not because of infirmity. He
was strong when the "strong t
men" are wont to "bow them- I
selves." But his dignity, gravity,
solemnity, impressed you with a
sense of the venerable, and made
you feel his presence as that of a
father.
I remember when be first ap
peared in the General Assembly
with his great white beard. Dr.
Robert J. Breckinridge, a mem
ber also, said to me with his over
flowing humor: 'Plumer ought
to have given us notice that he
was going to bring that beard
with him ; then we might have
been ready for him-why, that's
good for twenty votes." It was
a splendid beard. Long, soft, fine,
silky, kemp with elegant care, at
once an ornament and a defence
against cold, it seemed to become
him as natural and necessary to.
complete his figure.
Majesty was' the word that I
would apply to him, as the most
expressive term. When he rose
in the pulpit, or appeared on the
platform, or in the midst of a great
assembly, his personal appearance
struck to the heart of the au
dience. They sat wondering what
could b.3 said worthy 2f such a
source. And his first words were
always chosen with great care.
Perhaps it was an epigram. Per-1
haps an incident. As wvhen I
heard him in Pittsburgh corn
mence his sermon in words like
these : a sermon of consolation to
those in1 affliction: 'I am told that
seven young mothers are lying1
dead in this city ! On how many
in this house are the badges of
mourning ! And, oh how manyI
earts are breaking that hang out
no signals of distress!" Aud then
he said : "W e are all sinners, and
therefore are all sufferers." ThusI
aving fastened the attention of1
all, he poured the oil of the Gospel
into Tbeir wounds and bound1
them up with the promises of
God.
Hie was wonderfully appropiate
in his preaching. It is probable
that be often decided on the sub
ject after coming into the pulpit.
but his discourses were carefully
elaborated, and he had hundreds
at his comm:nd whbich he could de
liver witn o:: without a moment's1
notice. I was with him in the ante
room of a eburch in Brookly,n
where he was to preach for me.
We had selected the hymns ap
propriate to the sermon he in
tended to preach. After going I
into the pulpit he surveyed the
audince, and turning to me, he<
said : 'I have determined to<
change my subject: PRAY .FORI
ME."
Anid then he preached with
such fervor, freedom and force,
that one who bad often heard
him, said to me, "I never heard a
better discourse."
His stores of anecdote for the
illustration of divine truth were
abundant and always ready fori
use. Only Dr. Guthrie equalledt
him in this. In his letters and I
says for the press he was happy I
in a story that fitted the place.
ie would often relate them for
he entertainment of his friend
ometimes at their expense. But
)c ,vas as ready to take as to give.
3is critical mind sometimes ex
)osed him to repartee.
Haifa-dozen ministers were sit
ing on the piazza of Congress
lall at Saratoga ; Dr. Parks, of
vest Point, continually addressed
iim as Dr. Plu-mer. At length
he Dr. turned upon him and
aid:
"Dr. Park, my name is Plum-er,
ot Plu-mer."
"Thank you," said the other,
my name is Parks, not Park." Dr.
?lumer enjoyed this as much as
e all did, and not long afterward
e picked me up for a remark in
vhicb I had made the sentence so
nvolved, that the relation of the
atter part to its proper antece
ent was obscure and perhaps lu
.icrous. I forget what it was,
ut I said: "It reminds me of
)r. Plumer's first sentence in a
ermon, when he said : 'I once
nade a journey of a hundred
niles to see my aged mother on
orseback.' "
He was one of the ablest dd
aters of the age. His power in
he General Assembly was im
nense. 'On tle platform or at
he bar. if he had been in civil
ife, no orator or statesman of the
lay would have surpassed him.
,Vhen he was settled in Rich
nond, Va., a legal question in re
;ard to taxation of ministers came
up, and the clergy appointed Dr.
lumer to represent them in re
istance to the proposed measure.
[he bar of the State was arrayed
,ainst him. The gentleman who
elated the re?'lt to me said:
He beat them all, and was wrong
>esides."
He probably never did a better
vork, and he said so himself
vhen dying, than in the mighty
neeting in Philadelphia, when he
tood up and answered Mr.
vloody's questions in regard to
he plan of salvation. The ques
ions and answers were reported
n thousands of newspapers, and
vere then made into a tract of
miversal circulation. Dr. Plum
ncr was as full of the Holy
spirit in g'iving' those answers as
he divines of the Westminster
.ssembly when they answered,
What is God ?"
Yet he was a man of sorrows.
tIl great natures are disciplined .
>y trials, and it may be that such
nen need far greater burde.
han others to make them feel the
reight. Probably the t wo great
st of these were his separations
rom the two Seminaries which he
erved with vast ability and use
ulness. When he was constrained
o retire from Allegheny, the
>ressure nearly broke his heart.
le came to New York and
>oured the grief of his soul into
nine. I asked hini to ride out
ith me, and strove to divert him
>y pleasan a talk and the sight of'
leasing things. As we were re
urning at the edge of evening,
ren I thought he was less dis
urbed, he bowed his head on my
houlder and wept sore, say'ing:
I am in anguish of spirit: it
eems as though I were forsaken
f God and inan." To me there
vas something awful in the sad
ess and despondency of such a
nan. So it pleased God to bruise
iim. Then grace triumphed, and
.he saint was made illustrious over
,he suffering man. Greater use
ulness remained for him, and he
vent away to his newly-opened
eld, a willing worker anywhere,
ringing sons unto glory, like the
laptain whom he followed, made
erfect through suffering.
IIe brought forth fruit, "e'en
lown to old age." A son of thun
Ier and a son of' consolation,
ionded, with a voice like the
oice of many waters when he
houted, and soft as any lute in
ts lower tones, his natural force
vas not abated under the weight
f eighty years. Children and pa
ents hung on his lips as if' one
ere speaking who had risen from
he dead. This is one of the old
>ophets, they ready to say. And
e deep bass voice that came
rm behind his flowing venerable
eard heightened the,illusion, and
nade the man in the pulpit pie
u,..sqne andi sublime.
TI'he manner and circumstances fr
of his death were among the mys
teries of Him whose ways are past p
finding out. Blessed be God, His u
ways are higher and better than m
ours. Very few of th.e martyrs p
endured more physical agonies ju
none of them were sustained with s,
more abundant effus'ons of divine m
grace. A painful disease required b
a surgical operation, the anguish of
of the disease being intolerabie,
and the operation promising re w
lief if the sufferer survived. When p:
his hour drew nigh, he said: m
"I can. and do trust God who so
has always been a Father to me. cl
Yes, I will trust him though he us
slay mec. And has not Jesus cc
Christ given me many tokens of yc
his love for more than sixty years, cc
and allowed me to preach his O
Gospel more than fifty-four years, hE
and shall I nct look to him? I ch
think, too, the flessed Comforter at
will be with me t- the end. He g<
has often made my heart leap for sb
joy and sing praises. I believe in sa
God, the Father Almighty, Maker hi
of Heaven and E: rth, and in m
Jesus Christ, His So., I believe sp
in the Holy Ghost." at
When the operation was over is
and the symptoms were %.come a
unfavorable for his recovery, h i in
sisted that he had done his w hile c
duty and the issue was altogeth,r m
with God. He declared with great
emphasis: .c
"Jesus Christ has most lovingly
died for me, and brought in a
glorious and everlasting right
eousness, which is infinitely well- T
pleasing in his Father's sight. W
I trust him-I trust him only-I ti
trust him altogether-I trust him p
forever. I wanted to give my li
testimony that the Gospel I have
preached for so many years has
not failed me in my hour of need.
I did not want to die without giv- a
ing my testimony on this bed that c
God is a faithful God." o
So the days and nights passed ci
w.earily on, how wearily to him n
noue can ever know. "I change ir
the place and keep the pain ;" "In- ti
supportable agony ; I am in a b
flame-on fire ;" "Quousque Do p
mine ? Quousque Domine !" (How si
long, 0 Lord ?) again and again. h
He said : "I know now what ai
the martyrs felt when tied to the 'G
stake as witnesses for the truth. ir
If I were lyi'ng here by the hands 'i
of men, I could not have clearer ju
views of truth. and of the all-suffi st
ciency' of our; blessed religion-i w
am testing it as really as if bound w
at the stake."b
His mind often wandered ; and ~
awake or asleep his ruling pas- hb
sion was strong in death, to '
preach the word, to speak to his ti
fellow-men. One who was with W
him in these hours wrte to me n
this incident :r
"In the middle of the nighit.
when the watchers beside himh
thought him asleep, he sudh
denly made in his clearest voice i
a great speech, begin ning, 'Friends
ad fellow-citizens.' It, was pa.
triotic, fervid and eloquent. He
sI
losed by saying, "Surely, gen
tlemen, I have said enough ; ifnmyr
friend, Dr. Prime'-then raisinge
is band, lie beckoned and called.C
'Prime.' (in opening his eyes he
saw where he was, and i-elapsed
into silence.''"
No one but myself can explaii ai
the psychological fact: to me it is6
inexpressibly sweet to know thatr
even in his sleep or delirium, lying t
in a distant city, be should speak b
of me as his friend and call out
to me at the close of a public ad- t
dress. But the mind files from f
one scene to another with inap- ol
preciable rapidity: lie was not fr
preaching, but when he came to d
the close of his speech, he thought
of prayer as following preaching,
aLnd instantly did what he had IL
once done years ago. It was in a
Western city. One Sabbath morn- b
ing he was preaching to an au- m
dience filling the church, pews, d(
aisles, every inch of space was a
packed full. The sermon was sot
emn : the stillness was painful:
the closing passages were wonder
ully dramatic and impressive. I om
was sitting far away from the pul- di
pit, toward the door. I did not d(
know that he knew 1 was in the
house. As he closed the sermon
,d t he Bihbe he said : "Will my in
-iend, Dr. Prime, please to pray."
I was startled by the unex
ected sumnions and was quite
nequal to such a service in the
,idst of the feeling which then
arvaded the assembly. It was
st such a scene, perhaps the
nie, that rose on his wandering
ind, in the last hours of his
essed life, when again he called
it to his friend.
His mind was all the time busy
ith his life-work. He announced
'caching in this house at 11 this
orning and 4 this afternoon,
id "we will jnow adjourn to the
urch," and then for several min
es preached, urging sinners to
me to Jesus. "The church bids
)u come, the Spirit bids you
me, Jesus himself says come.
b come, sinners, come !" And
lived again in scenes of his
oldhood, in school-boy days,
d he talked of old friends long
>ne. He asked his daughter if
,e had seen Tom Green? She
id, "N,, Father, I dou't know
m." "0 yes, you do! He is
v old school teacher." Then he
oke of the graves of his mother
A sisters, and asked where min
ters were settled who had long
o gone home.
And then be joined them in the
lcstial city. There shall be no
ore pain.
Home at last! Fit companion
r Moses and David and Paul.
Apostles, martyrs, prophets there,
Around the Saviour stand.
Heaven send us other such.
he Church longs for them. The
orld wants them. Send by whom
iou wilt send, 0 Lord, but if it
ease Thee, send us stalwart men
ke Dr. Plumer.
IREENUS.
THE WRONG WIRE.-Since the
foption of the new system of
ils by members at the telephone
Ece many mistakes have oc
irred on account of wrong con
actions, and some have resulted
Samusing conversations. .Fridayt-''
ie telephone bell in a prominent
2siness house rang eand the pro
ietor proceeded to attend to the
immons. A female voice was
3ard and the following questions
d answers ensued. 'Hell~
es.' 'What time are you com-.
g home to supper to-night ?
Vby, I've been to supper.' 'IPd
st like to know whom you took
ipper with ?' 'Why, with my
ife, of course.' 'How many
ives have yoiu. anyway ?' 'Look
re, whom do you think you are
lking witbh?' 'With my bus
Ld, Mr.-.' 'Not much ; you.
e taiking to Mr.--.' Upon.
is the gentleman heard a scream,
ich appeared to be echoed by a
imber ofo',ber ladies in the same
~o.-Portland Advertiser.
'The sweetest voice I ever
ard,' said thbe bishop, 'was a wo
an's. It was soft and low, but
anetrating ; musical and meas
-ed in its accents. but not pre
se. We were on a steamer, and
e murmured some commonplace
ords about the scenery, I do not
~mmber what she said, but .I
n never forget the exquisitely
nder musical voice.' 'Thbe sweet
t voice I ever heard,' said the
rofessor, 'was a man's. I had
enf out fishing nearly all day,
d got back to the hotel abont 3
clock. The man came out and
pared 'Drs-NUR !' till it-soured
e milk in the celler. r Iayve
~ard other voices since then, but
~ver-' But the bishop, with a
ok of intense disgust all over his
cc, had already walked away out
earing, and was lighting a
ash cigar by himself. -Provi
ne Journal.
As to being prepared for defeat.
certainly am not. Any man
o is prepared for defeat would
half defeated before he com
enced. I hope for suscess, shall
all in my power to secure it,
d I trust to God for the rest.
[Farra gut.
Pennsylvania man won four I
I wells in a lottery, and imme
atele burst into a fit of his
rrikal laughter.
A "squeeze in grain"-Tread- /
g 9f a man's corn~s.