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DR. E. STJAKS,
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COLUMBIA, S.IN C.
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Aei fully prepao re with iss Chork
mens, oedouallrids Tole worktin ei ne
and bodie ne a ny ystyi s tore n a
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treoun o temreasn able termsn a thi
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lordrds, promptly attnd a~ ed o.h~
HERALD SOKSOE,
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OetJ..8 41-f.O CToui a S. C
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recept mmsion r of Pass,ad t enop:tor w
saen fottoresa-w give Soicto to te
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Cicuioti ourvats,ae nd modeate charg
p-me sen tree,1 onnneip o 9.am o pot
ERSRN BlHighly recommended
RON BI to the public for all dis
! eases requiring a certain
A Great Tonic. and e icient TONIC;
especially in Indiges
tion. Dyspepsia,
Pi Di iIntersmnttent Fe.
1 ers. t ant of A p.
A Sure Appetizer. tette Lask of
.Eergy,- etc. It en
- ~ riches t~he blood,
RON BITTERS! strengthens the mus
UI c l les and gives new life
A Completa Staeagthener. to eladi es. T che1
dren requiring recuper
EIn' n ation. this valuable
remedy can not be too
. highly recommended.
A Valuable lMedicine- It acts like a charmn
-on the digestive organs.
A teaspoonful before
I D meals will remove all
Di j dyspeptic symptoms.
Not Sold as a Beverage. ~T RY I T.
Sold by aHl Druggists,
IRON BlTERS,. : .u MAa
For Delicate FemnzYs f BA LT.tMOR E. Md.
WVhol: e bv l)ow V& M ISE, Wholesale
Druag chareston, S. C.
eW- Storef New Stock!
IIving er.ee:ed a newt auid ceniodious
Store on the site of ounr Ol Srand, 'our fa
ciities for conducting the Forei n and Do
ticSie Fruit trade are now ausurpassed in
the Southern Country
. The attenttiou of our friends, and dealers
geieraliv, is Lrtied to this tact, an:d alto to
our fresh supplies arriving to-day.
lou bar-els N,rtheru A PPLES.
50 boxes Mes=iua L"mons.
25 b-trreh and ht barrels Pers.
15 pkgs. De1 w:re and Coord Grapes.
2t0 bar.els E. Rote Potatoes.
25 Lartels Onions.
No,, barrels No'thern ('bbages.
PI'a':es a::d Grape- ?rs -ey norni ng
byv ExprL ss. C. BARTh & CO).,
55, 57 and 59 M4 ket 'vreet,
S,- 22,39-C...
1880. 1880.
"I ~EN T IhOTEL,'
(Forme.1y the Wheeler House,)
-conto1zBA; S. C.
T IOROUGIILY RENO.TED,
~ RE1liNISHED AND -REFITTED.
TERMS12.00 TO $3.00 PER DAYS
JOHN T. WILLEY, Propriet'r.
Nov. 10, 46-tf.
FRED VON SAN TEN,
279 XINB ST.t CHARLESTON, S. C.
WHIOLESALE AM) RETAiL.
NOWV READY TO SUPPLY
EY ERYBODY.
COME AND SEE ME.
Nov. 17, 47-6tn.
HENRY BAYER,
IMPORTER 'OF
BANANAS,
COCOANUTS AND ORANGES,
And Wholesale Dealer in
Apples, Potatoes, Onions, &c.,
215 EAST BAY,
CHARLESTON, S. C.
EGi Prompt attention given to conitry
orders. Nov. 17, 47-Gm.
C. C. PLENGE,
- Crner Broad and Church Streets,
CHARTETON, S. C.
- AGENT FOR
DUNLAP'S FIFH AVENUE HATS.
FA1.L STYLES NOW READY!
Fine Silk Hats, $1.00, $5.00.
Men's Soft liars. So'c. to $5.00.
Meni's titT IIats, $1.00 to $3.50.
NOBB3Y HATS FOR YOUNG MEN. A SPECIALTY.
UMBRELLAS.
Silk Umbrellas, from $3.00 upwards.
Alpaca - from $2 50 to $4.50.
IGingham " 75c., $1.00, $1.25, $1.50.
Mourning Bands put on Hats.2~5 Cents.
Hats Restocked and Trimmed.
4g A call is respectfully solicited.
Nov. 17, 47-6m2.
t'AVILION HOTEL,
I CHiARLESTON, S. 0.
This popular and centrally located House
has been eutirely reuovated during the past
summer ua was REOPENED) to the travel-!
ig public on Augustz 16, 1880.
Terms. $2 and $2.50 per Bay, I
. T. GAILL ARD,
Nov. 17, 47-t. PROPRIE [OR.
HERMANN BUL WINKLE,
Factor and General CommIission lercliant,
CHARLESTON, S, C.,
l)EALFRI IN
GERMAN KAINIT, or POTA.>II -/ALT,
Peruvian Guano, No. 1 and No. 2,
Pure Fi:s: Guar.o, Nova Scotia Laud Plas
tr, Ground Sout h IariOlu Phosp.huae, and
o:her FE:RTILIZERs. AlVo,
Corn, Oats, Hay, &c.
c Ode-rs filld with diip.ieh, and liberal
adances made ou conisignmtenlts of CottonI
and other Produce.
01
GOLDEN D.AYS. fr
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BY GEORGE; COOPER.
rc
Boyhood's merry laugh and .,hout;
Eyes within nor care nior doubt
Drives the btescd sunshine out
Stnilet of pnrest rays;
Brow of honesty and truth;
Eager hands, and heart of ruth; it
Oh, the hneyet! reign of Youtl
Blissful, goldea days!
Dream' of night and fairy lore;
Fancy's never-ending store;
Hopes that never shine before- W
Stars of jewled ra.'! .
Oh, how soon they wander by,
Meteors over Chi!dhoo's sky!
Grasp and live them ere they fly
Blissful, golden da: s! fr
d:;
~th
FIS iH IL Tif.1 I er
el
'She has gota face ihke one of
ier own rosebuds,' aid Mr. Fitz
'I've heard of. her mnore tbanu
)nce,' returned Frank Caiverly. h
'The pret ty flower girl t h peo
)le call her, dog't they ? Old
rrixharn has doubted his custom e
ince she came there.'
'And the best of it all,' added
Fitzalan, with a laugh, -is that
ie is quite unconscious of her
)wn attractions-a little country
assie, who thinks only of her own D
)usiness, and never dreams that c
the herself is the sweetest flow
r of all the assortment.'
'Let's go in and buy a Marechal
iel bud and two or three sweet
In
erbena leaves,' said Calverly. 'I
;hou!d like to see this modern -
Flora of yours.'
Dorothy Penfield stood behind
the counter of the florist's store,
sorting .over a pile of fragrant r
lossoms which lay on a tray of d
amp, green moss. Trails of'
smilax wove their green garlands *h
pto the ceiling ; heaps of gold
nd rose-petaled buds lay in thea
h
idow ; tufts of purple heliotrope
erfumed the air, and white car-h
ations lay like hillocks of snow
gisthe panes of the show-c
rindow, while spikes of perfumed
~yacinths and capejesa:miuelung d
~beir subtle scents upon the
ir.i
At d Dolly herself, with her
ound, dimpled face, pink cheeks, t
nd soft, brown eyes, exactly thet
hade of the rippled hair, which
as brushed simply back from
he broad, iow brow, was a fitting
ccessory to the scene.
She looked up as the two gen
tlemen entered, and a soft, crimn
son shadow overspread ber face.
for a seconid. b
'11ave you (got One of my fav
orite button-bole baquets made
up, Miss .Penfield ?' Fitzalan asked,
ithb a careless bow and smile.
'I know,' said D olly, softly. 'A
osebud and a sprig of heath, and
wo or three myrtle l eaves;'
hat is what you like. No; I
v
ave none made up, just at pre
et; but I can tie one up in
bout half a minute, 31r. Fitz
s
dan.'
'One for me', too, if you please,'
said Calverly, toucinii!g hishat.
'Jutst thme same ?
Dolly lifted her long- eyelashes,
which were like fringes~ of brown,
silk, and gave~ him a shy glance.
'A little diff'erenmt, please. won
sut your own tasm.e, M1iss Pen.
field.'
'I like the double blue violets,' C
said Dolly, gently, 'with geranium
leaves.'
'Then they shall be my favo
rite flowers also ' said Calvorly,
allantly.
Theogen tlemue2 had hzardiy taken
hir leave, when old Frixham,
the florist, bustled in, with round,
red face, shining bald head, and
an air of uusiness all over' him.
-lsn't it time you had the the
aer bouquets ready ?' said he,
looking critically around, and
moving a glass of freshly cut cal
las out, of the level sunset beams
which at that moment fell like a
sheen of golden la':es, athwart the
deep bow window.
I shall have thcm ready di.
rectly,' said Dojlly, starting from1
her reverie, 'the flowers are all
sorted out.'
I 'e have moo many earnations
hand,' said the florist fretfuly
nd those gaudy cape bells are
much dead loss. Let the man
om the green houses know, please,
lere's a demand for half open
sebuds and forced lilies-of-the
lley..'
'Yes,' said Dolly, dreamily, 'I
iii tell him-when he comes.'
The closed country wagon, with
s freight of fragrant leaves and
lieiously scented flowers, came
riy in- the morning, long before
c fat florist was out of bed, and
hile the silence almost of an en
<antcd land lay upon Upper
roadway.
But Dolly Pen:field was there
csbening up the stock of the
V before with wet moss and cool
ater, and clipping the stems of
e rosebuds.
'Ne more carnations, John,' she
id b:-iskly, 'nor amaryllis flow
s, and we want plenty of cam
hias and geraniums, and those
'ight flowers.'
'I thought, perhaps,' said bon
t John Deadwood, who meas
-ed six feet in his stockings, and
Ld the. face of an amiable giant,
on might want to go back with
e to-day, Dolly. Your aunt has
me on from Kansas, and there is
)ing to be a dance out in the oid
rrn, with plenty of candles and
rergreen boughs. And mother
,id she would be proud to wel
>mc you to the old farm house,
olIly. Your oleander tree is kept
.refully at the south window,
ld '
'Dear me.!' carelessly interrupt
I Dolly ; 'why don't they put it
the greenhouse ?'
'Because, Dolly,' said the young
.an, reddening, 'it reminds us of
u. And the meadow lark in
ie cage sings beautifully; and old
:d brindle has a spotted calf.'
'Has she ?' questioned Dolly in
ifferently.
John Deadwood looked hard at
er.
'Dolly,' said be, 'you don't care
bout the old home any longer!'
'Yes, I do,' said Dolly, rousing
rself, 'but-'
She pausced suddenly, the rosy
lor rushed in a carmine tide to
er cheek, an involuntary smile
iping the~corners of her fresh
ps as she glanced through the
ilax trails in the window.
John Deadwood, following mn
2e direction of her eyes. glanced,
o, just inl time to see a tall gen
man lift his hat and bow as he
ent jauntily past.
'Is thbat it,' said John, bitterly.
'is w 5.t ?' petulantly retorted
olly. :l'm sure I don't know
'by we are standing here wait
g for and I with twenty-eight
ouquets to make up by 2 o'clock.
'at's all, John, 1 think. Don't
rget the lilies of the valley.'
'But you haven't answered me,
koly.'
'Answered you whbat?'
'About the : dance in the old
arn, and coming back witb me
rhen the wagon returns at 5.
'clock.'
'It is quite out of the question,'
aid Dolly, listlessly.
'Doly!'
'Well.'
-You promised me years ago-'
'Nonsense,' said Dolly, flinging
e azaleas and pinks around in
agrant confusion. 'I was only a
hild then.'
'But you've no right to go back
n your word, Dolly, child or no
bild.'
'I never promised, John.'
'But you let me believe that one
ay you would be my wife. And
'e lived on the thought of it,
)olly, ever since. And if this
ity situation of yours should
reak up my life's hope-'
'Don't hope anything about me,
obo !' brusquely interrupted the
iirl. 'Here comes a customer.
~leas, John, don't stand there
y longer looking like a ghost !'
And honest, beart-broken Jobn
uned and went with heavy
eat out to where the wvagon
tood and old Roan was waiting
vit down-drooping head and
alf-closed eves.
'It does seem to mec,' be mnut
ered between his teeth, 'ti:at
hero is nothing left to live for
my longer.'
lDolly looked half remorsefully
'I've almost a mind to call him
back,' said she to herself as she
picked out a bunch of white vio
lots for the newcomer. I do like
John Deadwood ; but I think be
has no business to consider him
=elf engaged to me, just because
of that boy-and-giri nonsense.
One's ideas change as one gets on
in life.'
And Dolly's cheek was like the
reflection of the pink azaleas as
he thought of Air,. Fitzalan and
the turquoise ring that he had
iven her as a troth plight.
And Mr. Frixham came in pre.
entiy.
'I've a note from the Sedge-.
wicks, on Fifth Avenue,' said
e hurriedly. They always
>rder their flowers from Servoss,
but Servoss has disappointed
shem. They want the house dec.
)rated for a party to-night-there's t
ot a minute to lose. I've tele- j
raphed to Bolton's for one hun- t
ired yards of smilax and running
tern and one hundred poinsettas;
mnd I think we can manage the
rest ourselves. You had better go
it once, Miss Penfield, and plan
the decorations-you've a pretty
taste of your own-and I'll send
up the flowers with Hodges to
belp you.'
And Dolly went, her mind still
on the turquoise ring, with a band
of virgin gold and its radiant blue
stone.
The Sedgewick mansion was a
brown stone palace, with plate
glass casements, and a vestibule
paved with black and orange mar-.
ble.
Mrs. Sedgewick, a stately lady,
in a Watteau wrapper and blonde
cap, received Dolly in the great
drawing room.
'Oh !' said she, lifting her eye
glasses, 'you're from the florist's,
are you? Well, I know nothing
about these things-I only want
the rooms to look elegant. Tell
your husband to spare no ex-j
pense.'
'Mr. Frisham is not my hus
band,' said Dolly.
'Your father, thben.'
'But he isn't my father,' insisted
Dolly, half laughing. 'He's no re
lation at all. I will tell him,
however.'
'Exactly,' said Mrs. Sedgewick.
'I particularly desire plenty of
white roses, as 1 am told they are
customary at this sort of affair.
It's an engagement party.'
'Indeed !' said Dolly, trying to
look interested.
'Between -ny daughter Clara
and Mr. Alfred Fit.zalan,' said
Mrs. Sedgewick, with conscious
complacency.
Dolly said nothing, but the
room, with its fluted cornices and
lofty ceilings, seemed to swim
arund her like the waves of the
sea. And as she went out, with
Mrs. Sedgewick still chatting
about white rose buds and bego
nia-leaves, she passed the half
open door of a room, all hung
with blue velvet, where a yellow
tressed beauty sat smiling on a
low divan, with Fitzalan bending
tenderly above her.
'He has only been amusing him.
self with me,' said Dolly to her
self.
There was a sharp ache at her
eart; but after all, it was only
the sting of wounded pride.
Tank heaven-oh, thank heaven,
it was nothing worse than that !
Honest John Deadwood was
drivmng old Roan steadily and sol
emnly along past the patch of
woods, where the velvet-mnossed
bowlders lay like dormant beasts
of prey in the spring twilight
when a gray shadow glided out of
the other shadows and stood at
his side.
John !' she whispered.
'Dolly ! it's never you ?'
'Yes, John,' said thbe girl, gen tly
buL steadily. -I'm going back
bomne with you.'
'God bless you, Dolly,' said the
young man, fervently.
-For good and all, John, if you'll
take me,' said Dolly, slowly. 'I've
had quite enough of city life ; and
I'll help you with the green
houses, and I'll try and be a good
little housekeeper at home. Shall
I John ?'
John put his arm around her
nd hu<gged her up to his side.
'Darlinr !' said he, huskily, -it's
most too) good news to be true;
but, if my word is worth any
thing, you shall never iegret
t'our decision of this day.'
So the pretty fibver girl van
ished out of the bower of smilax
ind rosebuds. The Sedgewick
ransioi Wasn't uecorated at all,
ind Mr. Frixham had Lst his new
,ustonier. And the turquoise
ring came back to Mr. Fitzalav
n a blank envelope.
sullan1hIeous.
EOPE FOR THE DRUNKA RD.
If inebriety is curable, as the
3oston Travder asserts that it is,
y- the following method, then
s there hope fui the victim of
,his base passion-drink. That
ournal makes the following asser
ion: "An intemperate person
:an easily supply himself with the
-emedies used at all the inebriate
tsylums, and be his own physi
;ian. at his own home, without
.e necessary expense and public
ty of visiting the Washingtonian
Liome or any other public institu.
ion. is laboratory need only
ontain a small quantity of cay
-nne pepper, a pt,t of concentra
ted extract of be;ef, and a few
rains of bromide of pottassium.
When the desire for alcoholic
.irink recurs, make a tea from the
cay6nne pepper as strong as can
be taken with any degree of com
fort; sweeten it with milk and
sugar and drink. This tea will
supply the place that a glass of
liquor would fill and leave no in
jurious effect behind. Repeated
iaily as often as the appetite re
turns, it will be but a few days
before the sufferer will have be
come disgusted with the taste of
the pepper, and with the appear
ance of this disgust disappears the
love of liquor.
"The fact is proved every day.
The extract of beef is to be made
into beef tea, according to the di
rection on the pot, in such quan
ities as may be needed for the
time being, and furnishes a cheap,
easily digested, and healthy nu
triment-it being made to stay on
the stomach when heavier articles
of food would be rejected. The
bromide of potassium is to be used
carefully, and only i.n case of ex
treme nervousness,.the dose being
from fifteen to twenty grains, dis
solvedt in water. This is a public
exhibit of the method of treatment
adopted at the inebriate asylums.
In addition thereto the drinking
man should surround himself with
influences whitin tend to make
him forget the degradin~g asso
ciations of the bar-room and lift
him upward. iIe should enideavor,
so far as his business avocations
will permit, to sleep, bathe, and
eat regularly, and obey the laws
of health. By the adoption ol
this course energetically and sin.
cerely, no man who has the will
to reform can fail to do so. Hun
dreds and thousands can attest
the truth of these statementS
A WVONDERFUL BLIND MAN.-A
very remarkable blind man.named
John Metcalf, a native of Man
chester, was living at the begin:
ning of this century ; and, strang
to say, his occupation was uc
other than that of a guide, hi
living being gained by his con
ducting strangers through in tri
cate routes during the night 01
when the roads were coveret
with snow. Stranger still, how
ever, was the calling whieb bh
subsequently followed, and thi:
we are told was that of a 'projec
tor and surveyor of high ways it
difficult and mountainous parts.
With the aid solely of' a stat
which he carried, hb was often tc
be seen traversing roads, mjount
ing hills, and exploring valleys
It was under thle d]ircCtion of Met
calf that many of the roads ovej
the Peak, in Derbyshire, were al
tered; and he also designed a.c
su:erintended the construcuion o
a new road in the same neigh
borhood, formed with a view t<
o)en a communication with th<
great London road without th<
necssi ty cf passing over tb<
munns.t
A iJ M s.D ATH!It W IS IVyFE
Peck tells the following in the n
Milwaukee Sun : d
-There is a man up in the b
seventh ward that hasn't spoken ,
to his wife for over a week. He m
is so miad that he will not go
ho:ne to his meals, and the other ti
day his wife went to the office to et
get six dollars. to p:y for s:mese
shoes, and he told a clerk to pay
her ol and let her go. He grates
his teeth when he goes home of A
nights, and comes out of the house o1
every ImornIng sweari:-g. She st
Cane a joke on him, tlt was all b<
He had been telling her that he
had the heart disease, and that he V
should go off suddenly some time p!
in the night. She had got sick of -
such talk after hearing it thirteen St
years, when she knew he was as y
healhy as a yearling. Why, he
didn't even know where his heart tI
was, and couldO't point out the
location of any particular portion tl
of his internal improvements. But h
he kept talking about death every fc
little while, and she said she would
break up that game as soon as she V
could think of any way to do so. a
A spell ago she bought one of
these India rubber water bags for g
keeping hot water at the feet in- t!
stead of using bottles. It would s!
hold about three quarts, and her -o
husband didn't know anything b
about it. One night after she had
the water bag to her feet a couple of a
hours, until they wtre about as cold
as a pieee of zine. and her husband
was snoring away by note, she d
thought what a good joke it would I
be to put it on his stomach and b
wake him up. She burst right r
out laughing, at midnight, think- n
ing of it. So she took up the
rubber bag of hot water and placed a
it on his stomach. The bag was
about as big as a cow's liver an ' '
as warm as a shingle on a boy. g
It had not been on his stomach l
more than two minutes when he
slowly opened his eyes. She
stuffed the upper works of her
gown into her mouth to keep from
laughing. He raised up his bead 1:
and said :'Harriet, my end has
come.' 'Whieb end, Josiah ?' said I
she, as she rolled over, 'your head a
or your feet?' and then she put a t
pillow in her mouth, and reached d
over and unscrewed the nozzle p:
that holds the water in the n
bag. '1. am dying, Egypt, dy- a
ing.' said he, 'My heart is en. a~
larged three times its natural size,. Ii
Oh, I am bleeding to death.' She o
had opened the nozzle, and three r
quarts of hot water was pouriug ~
over him, satu rating him from o
head to heelis. She haLd not meant v
to let out more than ha!f a pint ofr
water on him, but when it got to e
flowing sbe could not stop it, so
so she got out of bed and told himt
to save himself. He attempted c
to stop the flow of blood, arnd j
struck a light and asked her
if his life preserver had not sprung
a leak, and then he looked at the
rubber bag and went out and run I
imself through a clothes wri-n
ger, and he s!ept on the lounge
the rest of the night, and he says
is wife is the meanest woman
that ever drawed the breath of
life. She tells her friends that
Josiah has been miraculously cured
of the heart disease.'
Professor Beneke, of Marburg.
Germany, after measuring 970 hu
man hearts, says that the growth1
of that organ is greatest in the
frst and second years of life. At
the end of the second year it isI
doubled in size, arnd during the
next five years it is agamn dos bied.
Then the growth is much slower.
thougth from the fifteenth to the
twientieth year its size increases
twothirds. A very slight growth
is then observed up to fifty, when 1
it gradually diminishes. Except
in childhood, men's hearts are de
cidedly larger than hose of wo
Two men at Peoria, Ill., tied
their horses' tails together and
started them in opposite directions
to settle a bet as to the strength
of the brutes. But a quarrel
arose before the tirial took place,
and thne angry owners agrreed to
pull each other-'s noses instead.
Both lost, fbor they were fined 810
I eah in a police court.
~STEALING( ANOTHER' (>M,DIOT.
-Any one who has stoped over
ght at a large hiote has been
sturbed -n the small Lcurs
" persons l walking in the hal s as
anVily and careessly as if'it were
id-day- G{ests who are up late
em to tiess of the quiet of
iose wrappeid i slumser. Such
ndnrEt is s,lfihess of which any
msibie - person ought to be
;hamed.
A grave etlem: Iiaiin at the Fifth
venue iloci o:i complained
it to the ienial clerk. 'I am
rprised,' he said. tbat you bar
)r thieves in this house.'
'Thieves, eir ? larbor thieves?
hat do you mean, sir ? Ex
ain, if you please.
'I mean that-I had scmething
olen from me last night by one of
>ur guests.'
'We are all exposed to sneak
rieves, sir.'
'l3nt this was not a sneak
iof. It was a guest in the
ouse. sir, and quartered as com
rtabiv as I was.'
'This is very extraordiuary,-sr.
That was stolen irom-r ydu-sir,
ad at what hour?'
The gentleman answered with
reat earrestuess. 'At 2 _'clock
iis morning some most precious
eep was stolen from me by one
f your guests, and witti pair cf
o()ts.
Was not this guest one of the
ieanest of sneak thieves-?
PROVE IT BY MOTi .- iie
riving along the street one day
st winter in my sleigh, a little
oy, six or seven:fears old, asked
ie the usual question ' 'Please
ia I rile ?'
I answered him: 'Yes, ifyou
re a good boy.'
He climbed into the sleigh;-and
r hei I asked agrain. 'Are y6u a
ood boy ?' he looked up, pleasant
>, and said, -Yes, sir.'
Can you prove it ?'
Yes, sir.'
'By whom~ ?'
W\hy, my ma,' said he, prompt
I thought to myself,.here is a
~sson for boys and girls. When
child feels andi knows that mo.
ber not only loves but has confi
ence in him and her, and can
rove t-heir obedience, trathful
ess and honesty by foother, they
re pretty safe. That boy will be
joy to his mother while she
es. She can trust him out of
er* sight, feeling tbat he will not
u into evil. 1 do not think be
ill1 go to the saloon, the theater
r the gamnbling house. Cidg
ebo have praying mothers, and
nothers who have children they
an trust, aice blessed in deed. Boy s
.nd girls, can you prove by mo
er that yo.u are good ? Try to
esrve the confidence of your
arents and every one else.
(Ciidren's Friend.
A mnan went into a Gxalvpston
ook store, and after looking all
~round, asked the clerk :
Hlave you got a grreenback dic
ion ary ?
'Got a what ?'
One of them dictionaries that
he greenback candidate for the
>residency has got out.'
'le never published a dictionary
n all his life.'
~Whv. man alive, how long
save you been in this business ? I
nave heard of - of -Webster's
iictioary for the last ten years.'
'But Webster isn't the green
ack presidential candidate.'
'Who is, then ?'
'Why. WVeaver, of course.'
He repeated over: 'Weaver,
Webstcr. I eave. .Names are
nightily alike. I got 'em mixed.
Let's go across the street and let's
mx 'em some more. Weaver is
lmost like Webster.'
T be following ad:vertisemenlt ap
cared in an Edinburgh paper:
For sale-a handeome piano, the
prorty of a young lady who is
aving Scotland in a walnut case
sith turned legs.'
A young man married a deaf'
nd dumb girl, but soon afterward
;be recovered both s.peech and
earnt. and he has apied for a
livore. Ie says it is an out