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THE DAUGHTER'S KISS.
"I have brought your dinner, father,"
The blacksmith's daughter said,
As she took from her arms a kettle
And lifted its shining lid.
"There's not any pie or pudding,
So I will give you this,"
And upon his toil-worn forehead
She left a childish kiss.
The blacksmith tore off his apron
And dined in happy mood,
Wondering much at the savor
Hid in his humble food,
While all about him were visions
Full of prophetic bliss;
But he never thoughtiof the magic
In his little daughter's kiss.
Marie, the Pauper,
-0
BY F. DUPONT.
-0
During the 'Reign of Terror' ii
France there were many deeds o
daring performed, even by wo
men, and many noble examples o
affection exhibited.
The very streetsof Paris wer(
deluged with human blood, bu
near the guillotine it ran in gush
ing torrents.
One dariz morning an unusua
number of the aristocracy ha<
been marched forth, and count
less heads: rolled from the block
A gaping multitude stood by
and with shouts -ent the air a
the aristocracy were thus butch
ered. -
Among theiassombled multitudi
that dreary morning, were t%
females. One of them was plainl3
clad, while a cloak was throwr
around her, with which she kep
her features nearly concealed.
But a close observation woul<
betray the fact that the womai
had been weeping.
Her eyes were inflamed an<
red, and she gazed eagerly upoi
the platform, while a shudde
passed . over her frame as eacl
shock of the glittering knife se
vered the head from the body a
some one who had been unfortu
nate enough to fall under the bai
of the leaders.
The face of the woman wa
very beautiful, and she was youn,
-eertainly not more than sixteei
or eighteen years of age.
The other female was quit
different in character. Her fac
was fair, but there was a brazei
expression about it. She was eia
in -rags, and as each head fell sh
would dance, and in various way
express her delight, and then e2
claim :
'There falls another aristocra
who refused me charity when
humbly sued to him ?'
Each expression of the kin
would create a laugh from thos
who heard her. But any though
ful person must wonder how on
so young could have become e
depraved.
The fist female watched thi
creature for a few moments, an
then, pressing her way to b~
side, she laid her hand upon tb
shoulder of the wretch, and whis
pered :
'Would you like to become ric
at once ?'
The female in rags turned abot
with a look of surprise, burst int
a loud laugh, and replied :
'Of course I would.'
'Follow me, and you shall be.'
'Enough. Lead on.'
It was with considerable difl
culty that the females extricate
themselves from the crowd; bi
they did so at length, and the
the first female asked of tt
other:
'What shall I call you ?'
'Obh! I'm called Pauper Marit
'You live by begging?'
'Yes; 'out what's your namn
and what.do you want?'
'My name is Marie, the same
your own.
'Are you an aristocrat ?'
'lt does not matter. If y<
know where we can find a roo
lead me to it, and you shall ha'
gold.'*
The pauper led the way into
narrow and filthy street, and the
down into a cellar, and into a daa
and filthy room.
The other female could not b
feel a sickening sensation creer
over her, but she recoverd herself
After contemplating for a time
the apartment and what it con.
tained, she asked:
'Are yon well known in-Paris?
'Yes. Everybody knows Mario
the Pauper.'
'Are you known toRobespierre!
If to, I want to make a bargain
with you.'
'I am. What do you want?'
'You see my clothing is better
than your own, and I wish to ex
change with you. I want you to
consent to remain here, and not to
show yourself at. all for a short
time, or until I come to you again.
As recompense for aiding me I will
give you a thousand francs, and
when I come back I will give you
a thousand more. As security for
my return take this ring.'
The lady drew a diamond ring
from her finger and gave it to the
pauper. Then she banded her
her purse containing gold.
The girl appeared a little puz
E zled, and asked :
'Well, what are you going to do
f with my dress?'
'1 want to put it on and go
o where I first met you.'
'Oh, I understand now. You
want to see the chopping go on,
and you are afraid you will be
1 taken for an aristocrat if you wear
I that dress. You want to repro.
sent me.'
'Yes, I want to look as near
like you as possible.'
3 'Well, that won't be very diffi
- cult. Your hair and eyes, and
even .your mouth, is like mine.
3 Your face is too white, though.
> But you can alter that with a lit
tie dirt.'
They changed dresses, and soon
the young, rich and noble Marie
de Nantes was clad in the rags of
Marie, the Pauper of Paris.
The history of Marie de Nantes
was a sad one. Her father and
two brothers had fallen victims to
the remorseless fiends of the Rev
r olution, and a third and last bro.
I ther had been seized. But of his
- fate she was ignorant, although
f she expected that it would be
similar to that of her other rela.
3 tives. He had been torn from her
side but a few hours before.
s After the exchange had been
s made the pauper looked on the
' stocklingless and shoeless feet and
ankles of the lady, and said :
e 'That will never do. Your feet
e are too white and delicate. Let
me arrange matters.'
3 In a few moments Marie was
e prepared and in the filth and rage
s she emerged into the street.
Sbe now took her course back
toward the guillotine and at length
a' reached the square where the
I bloody work was still gigon.
Gradually she forced her way
d through the crowd, and nearei
e and nearer she came to the scaf
~-fold.
0 She even forced a laugh at sev.
0 eral remarks she heard arount
her, but those laughs sounde<
8 strangely.
d She now stood within a few
r feet of the platform.
e S3he swept it with her eyes.
3- Her brother was not there.
The cry was now raised : 'Hert
h comes another batch.'
Her heart fluttered violently
it and she felt a faintness come ove
0 her as she heard the tramp of thi
doomed men approaching.
The crowd opened as the boda
of men passed.
Marie gazed among them.
i- A low cry escaped her.
d Her brother was there.
it But he w alked proudly and fear
n lessly forward, and ascended th
e very steps which led to the blochi
Up to this time the st:-ength o
poor Marie had failed her and sh
-'was unable to put her resolve int
execution.
8, But now a sister's love swelle
up in ~her breast, and she reco1
tiered hier strength.
She sprang forward, burstin
through the line of guards and ra
anp the steps.
re -Grasping her brother by th
hand, she cried :
a 'What does this mean ? It is oi
mn ly the aristocracy that are to die
-k 'A way woman I' exclaimed oim
of the executioners.
nte 'No. I will not away until yo
tell me why my brother is here,
and thus bound.
'Your brother?' was the echo.
'Yes, this is my brother.'
'Well, who are you?'
I am Marie. Don't you know
me?'
'The Pauper ?'
'Ay !'
'But this is not your brother ?'
'It is. Ask him-ask him!'
Young Antonio de Nantes had
turned a scornful gaze upon the
maiden, but a light passed at once
across his face, and be murmured:
'Oh, my sister !'
'is. this your brother?' asked
Robespierre of the supposed pau
per, advancing near her.
'It is.'
'But his name is down differ
entlv.'
'Then you are mistaken. He is
my brother. Ask him.'
'Does Marie speak the truth ?'
asked Robespierre.
'She does, was the brother's re
ply.
'And you are not De Nantes?'
'I tell you I am her brother.'
'Why did you not tell us this
before ?'
'I attempted to speak, but was
silenced.'
'But you might have declared
yourself.'
'You would not have believad
me.'
'But your dress?'
'It belongs to an aristocrat.
Perhaps to him for whom I was
mistaken.'
Robespierre advanced close to
young Nantes and gazed earnest
ly into his face. Then he ap
proached Marie, and looked stead
ily into her eyes for a short time.
It % as a moment of trial for the
poor girl. She trembled in spite
of her efforts to be calm. She al
most felt that she was lost, when
the human fiend, whose word was
law, turned and said:
'Release the man.'
The chains were instantly re
moved and Antonio de Nantes
walked down from the scaffold,
followed by his sister, while the
shouts of those around rent the
air, for they supposed it was a
commoner who had thus been
saved.
The young man worked his
way through the crowd as rapidly
as possible, leading Marie.
They had scarcely escaped it,
before the pooi girl, fainted, from
the intensity of her feelings.
The brother scarcely knew what
to do but a hand was laid on his
arm, and a voice said :
'Bring her to my room again.
She will be safe there.'
The brother conveyed her to
the apartment of the pauper, and
asked of her:
'Have you seen the female be
fore?'
'Yes, I know all about it,' re
turned the pauper. 'She borrowed
my clothes to save her lover. She
Ihas done it and I am glad.'
Before the noble sister returned
to consciousness, the brother had
learned all.
When she did so they both
sought secure quarters, after re
warding the beggar-girl as had
been promised.
'Do you think Robespierre was
really decided ?' tasked Marie de
~ Nantes.
'I1 think not,' returned the
brother.
'Then why did ho order your
release ?'
'He saw your plan. He ad
mired your courage. Could a
fiend have done les?'
'Perhaps this was;the case. But
Sif so it was a deed of mercy, and
the only one that man ever did.'
~''You are right.'.
Antonio de Nantes was not
Sagain arrested, and lived happily
with that .sist.er, who had so nobly
Speriled her own life to save him
-bty representing the 'Pauper of
Paris.'
It cost as more to be miserable
than would make us pefectly
ehappy.
- There is an heroic innocence, as
.well as an heroic courage.
A soul-stirring incident-tread
ne ngn the point. of a tack.
idlanttmus.
GARFIELD'S HATRED OF
THE SOUTH.
There is no man in the country
who hates the Southern people as
Garfield does; his hatred borders
on the savage. What consideration
could the Southern people expect
from such a man? And what in
fluence would he have in restoring
peace and good will between the
sections and in building up and ad
vancing the prosperity of a common
country ? The following extracts
from some of his speeches in Con
gress show the malignity of the
man:
In discusting the Confiscation'Act,!
Mr. Garfield took the ground that the
Confederates were in the same cate
gory with the Tories of the Revolu
tion-; that their lands and personal
estates ought to be confiscated and par
celed out among the Federal soldiers.
These were his words:
"Confiscate their estates, both per
sonal and real, for life and forever.
The war began by proclamation. WE
CAN HOLD THE INSURGENT
STATES IN MILITARY SUBJEC
TION FOR HALF A CENTURY
IF NEED BE. I WANT TO SEE
IN ALL THOSE STATES THE
MEN WHO FOUGHT AND SUF
FERED FOR THE TRUTH, TIL'
LING THE FIELDS ON WHICH
THEY PITCHED THEIR TENTS.
(Globe, 1st Sess. 38th Cong., p. 405.)
In his remarks on one of the recon
struction measures, Mr. Garfield said:
"If the gentlemen who report this
bill will put in a section, that all who
participated in the rebellion shall be
FOREVER excluded from the right of
elective franchise, then I will say the
proposition will be just, and one we
can stand upon as a matter of principle.
Anything is just which excludes from
privilege and power ALL those in
famous men who participated in re
bellion."
Subsequently, the same bill being be
fore the House, Mr. Garfield asked that
the previous question be voted down,
that be might move the following
amendment:
"All persons who voluntarily ad
hered .to the late insurrection, giving
aid and comfort to the so-called South.
er Confederacy, are FOREVER ex
eluded froi bolding any office of
trust or profit under the Government
of the United States.'"
Read thc following .cold-bloodcd
declarations deliberately uttered on the
floor of the House:
"It is clearly the right of the vic
torious government to INDICT, TRY,
CONVICT, AND HANG EVERY TRAITOR
IN THE SOUTH for their bloody con
spiracy against the Republic. * * *
I believe, sir, the time has come when
we must lay the heavy hand of mili
tary authority upon these rebel com
munities and hold them in its grasp.
* * * * * *
"I give my support to this miltary
bill. it is severe. IT WAS WRIT
TEN WITH A STEEL PEN MADE OUT OF
A BAYONET, and bayonets have done
us good service hitherto. ALL I ASK
is THAT CONGRESS SHALL PLACE
CIVIL GOVERNMENTS BEFORE THESE
PEOPLE OF THE REBEL STATES, AND
A CORDON OF BAYONETS BEHIND
T HE M." See Cong. Globe, ld Ses
sion, 39th Congress, pp., 1103, 1104.
On the ~18th of February, 18637,
nearly two years after the close of the
war, the same bill being under discus
sion, Mr. Garfield made another ex
hibition of his malignity towards the
people of the South. Speaking in a
tone of exhultation and with a smile
of triumph, like a cowardly depsot
with his iron heel upon the neck of
his victim, this advocate of imperialism
uttered the following language :
- "Mr. SPEAKER. This bill starts out
by laying hands on the rebel govern
ments and taking the very breath of
life out of them. In the next place
it puts the bayonet at the breast of
every rebel in the South. In the next
place it leaves in the hands of Con
gress utterly and absolutely the work
of reconstruction.- Gentlemen here,
when they have the power of a thun
derbolt, in their hands, are afraid of
themselves, and stagger like infants
under the weight of a power they
know not how to use. If I were
afraid of this Congress, afraid of my
shadow, afraid of myself, I would die
claim against this bill, and I would do
it as distinguished gentlemen around
.I ne (mn,,ing his timid Republican as
sociates) have done, and do declaim
against it. They have spoken veh'em
ently-they have spoken sepulebrally
-against it, but they have not done
us the favor to quote a line or the
proof of a single word from th bill it
self that it does any of the horrible
things they tell us of. They tell us it
is universal amnesty, AND THERE IS
NOT A LINE IN THE BILL THAT WILL
MAINTAIN THE CHARGE.'" (lbid, p.
1320.)
Hancock is a man of destiny. In
1868 Garfield brought a bill into Con
gress to drop the junior Major Gen
eral. That was Hancock. It passed
both Houses of Congress and was signed
by th*e President. Before it could
be carried into effect, Geo. H. Thomas, t
the senior Major-General died, and
Hancock going up one grade was no
longer the junior Major-General and
so the law could not reach him. Then
the Republicans, still led by Garfield,
passed an act reducing the Major
C t
Generals to three. This was signed
by the President, but before it could
be carried into effect Meade died, and
the Major-Generals were reduced to
three by God Almighty. Finally, a law
was passed authorizing the President to
drop one of the Major-Generals. Before
it could be carried out, and Hancock
dropped,Halleck died and Hancock be
coming the senior Major-General, he
could not be dropped. The man who
survived all these attempts to retire
him canot be retired. The man who
led them-Garfield-will, as a fitting
consummation of his act, fall a victim
to his intended victim. Hancock will
be elected President. Garfield will
be retired.
]Louisville Courier Journal.
HE HAD "BUGGERS."-The pri
mary class in anatomy, physiology
and hygiene had a new scholar,
and the teacher had forgotten to
post him as to what answer he
should give when the question
came around to him. The head
was the subject under discussion
that day, and the teacher began
with the members of the class
who had been present on previous
occasions.
'What have you in your head ?'
she said to Johnny Jones.
'Brains, Miss,' replied Johnny
quite correctly.
'And you?' she said to Tommy
Bro,wn.
'Muscles and nerves,' answered
Tommy Brown.
'And you, Jimmie Jackson ?'
'Bones and teeth and tongue,'
came the reply.
'And you?' she said, this time
turning to the new scholar who
was very much unsettled at be
ing caught sticking a wicked look.
ing thorn into his nearest neigh
bor, 'and you, littlo boy, what
have you in your head ?'
'Buggers !' he sung out, scratch
ing that organ and looking as if
he deserved a reward of merit.
(Steubenville Herald.
A WEsTERN WITNEs.-Conduc
tor Hleaton is one of the best boys
on the Kansas City, St. Joseph &
Council Bluffs Road, and is also
one of the sharpest. It is not
very often a man gets ahead of
him as Pat Powers, of Holt coun
ty, has probably found out. Hea
ton was at Oregon a few days
since on some trial connected with
the railroad company. Powers is
an attorney, was cross examining
Heaton and asked him if he would
not naturally t.estify in favor of
the railrc,ad company.
'No,' replied Heaton.
'You would testify for the rail
road rather than lose your posi
tion, wouldn't you ?'
'No,' said Heaton.
'You'd like to be an angel,
wouldn't you ?' sneered Powers.
'No.'
'Why not ?'
'Becau~se,' was the ready answer.
'tIn afraid the Lord would set me
up as a guardian angel over some
red headed lawyer from Holt
county and I couldn't stand that.'
The more we help others to
bear their burdens the lighter our
own will be.
Love is like honesty-much~
talked about but little understood.
In English politics, a man stands
for a sat;- here he runs for one.
AN OYSTER YARN.
A New York correspondent to
be Philadelphia Press tells the
ollowing amusing story:
I never found anything but ouce
iere in excess of my expectation
r even approaching them, and
hat was t he New York oysters.
bad then jitst come on from Cal
fornia, where oysters are very
mall and unimportant, not to say
nsignifivarit, aid I had often eat
,hundred tLere at a time, and
ad always felt that I could eat
iore if I had them. So, when I
,rrived at the Metropolitan hotel
ardered my dinner to be served
3 my room, and told the waiter.
o bring with my dinner a strong
up of coffee and a hundred raw
ysters. He looked at ine a mo.
ient, and then said :
"Did I understand you to say a
undred oysters?"
"Yes," I answered; "raw, on the
Alf shell, with vinegar; no lemons;
ad as soon as you can, for I am
ery hungry."
"Ahem! Miss, did you want a
undred?"
"Yes, I do. What are yoa wait
ig for? Must I pay for them in
dvance? I wan t nice large one.s"
"No, no, miss. All rigit, you
hall have them," and he went out.
continuned my writing and
orgot all about my dinner till he
:nocked and came in with my din
ier on a tray, but no oysters."
"How is this ?" said I; "There
,re no oysters."
'Dey's comin', miss, dey's
;omin'," and the door opened and
n filed three more waiters, each
vith a big tray of oysters on the,
)alf shell. I was staggered but
>nly for a moment for I saw the
vaiters were grinning so I calmly.
lirected them to place one tray
>n a chair, one on the washstand
Lud one on the bed. and said:
"They are very small aren't
,hey ?"
"Oh! no, miss, de bery largest
ve'se got."
"Very well," said I; "you can
ro. If I want any more I'll ring."
When they got out into the hall
ne said to the other:
"Fore heaven, Jo, if she eats all
,hem oysters she's a dead woman."
I did not feel hungry any longer;
drank my coffee and looked at
he oysters, every one of them
s big as my hand, and they all
iecmed looking at me with their
3orrible white faces and -out of
~heir one diabolical eye, until I
~ould not have eaten one any
miore than I could have carved up
live baby. They jeered at me
3nd seemed to dare me to attack
hem. Our California oysters
re small and with no more indi
ridual character about them than
rains of rice, but these detestable
3reatures where instinct with evil
Lntentions, and I dare not swol
low one for fear of the disturb
ince lie might raise in my interior,
so I set about getting rid -of them,
for I was never going to give up
beaten before those waiters. I
bung a dress over the keyhole
after I locked the door, and just
:>utside my window found a tin
waterspout that had a small hole
in it. I carefully enlarged it, and
Lhen slid every one of those beast
iy creatures down one by one
one hundred and two of them1
they all the time eyeing me with
that cold, pasty look of malignity.
When the last one was out of sight
I.stopped trembling and finished
my dir ner in peace, and then rang
for the waiters. You should have
seen their faces ? One of the wait
ers asked if I would have some
more. May he never know the
internal pang he inflicted upon
me ; but I replied calmly ;
"Not now. I think too many
at once might be hurtful."'
Power unsubjected to tbe con
trol of virtue is a poor guardian
of civil liberty.
He who makes an idol of his
interest, will make a martyr of
his integrity.
I have seen many women
drown their honor in a river of
dismonds.
The man who .grambles with
dice wil lea.rn the folly ero he die.