The Newberry herald. (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, October 06, 1880, Image 1
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sdTt ?o'FoUr CAROLINA
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By Jacob B. Fellers, Probate Judge.
- Whereas, Ebe'nezerP. Chalmers, Clerk <
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STATE OF SOUTH CAROLIN
COUNTY OF NEWBRY.
IN PROBATE COURT. .
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WHY MUST IT BE?
A dream-as frail as sweet
A sad farewell
A'fddYos6-castidider to
Love'sdying knell;
A promise never kept,
Made in spring-bloom
Then when the winds of autumn swept,
Rest-in the tomb.
Can God's lovo be so great
That tiny things
Fall not unseen-yet leave to fate
Life's hidden springs?
- Must tender, loving hearts
-4!1ade 'neath the breth
Of wicked wiles, insensate arts
That end ifdeath?
Mast love, whose home is heaven,
Wreck life for age ?
And she, whose sins her soul has shriven,
Be cast away!
Nay, question not-He knows!
o. Let that suffice.
Through 'wildering roads a saint oft goes
-To Paradise.
to -Lilla N. Cushman.
)0.
by
INIFIED'S FLOTSIM,
-0
us
Ca it was not because he was a
o0
in woman-hater that Guy Averill, at
seven-and-twenty, was still a bach
to elor And heart-whole. Until this
summer he had never been rich
enough to suppoit a wife; it was
almost more than he could do to
take care of himself, so ho did not
feel justified in paying attentions
ag to any lady seriously.
Although he was industrious
and talented, clients were few and
- far between-were almost un
known to the deserving young
lawyer until be did not so sorely
need them. One week-such is
)n, the perversity of fate-after he
av got news that an uncle had died
n and left him his sole heir, and
found that he was sure of an in
to- como of' nearly two thousand a
year, then the world suddenly
realized that.young Averill was a
very promising lawyer ?
Having a good income and
prospects of plenty of remunera
tive' work, Guy Averill began to
ik, think seriously of matrimony, apd
rather eagerly accepted an invita
Xa tion to accompany his chum, Cas
es- sius Barclay, to the little town of
L New Myrtle, where said chum's
finee lived.
- oy' this finrgcee, ifelen Tre
- maine, had two sistere, an Mrs.
Averill agreed with Cassius .Bar
algy that there wvere not three
Isuch girls in. the world as the
tnree Tremaines. Mrs. 4verill
had met them one wjnter in
). Washington and afterward had
spent six weeks at their house;
~hence Guy's invitation, tbough he
hadn never seen one of the fami
~ y.
SHe knew them ali by de.scrip
tion. Helen. was not pretty, but
was domestic, accomplished and
al very charming ; the next one,
Winie, way a great rider, swim
ta, mer, skater, archer--in fact 'ay
-- fully fast,' though magnmficently
Sbeautiful ; so Guy felt a strong
presentiment thyt while he would
like Helen, an3d tolerate Winifred
for her sake, he would be very
sure to fall captive to the charms
of nineteen-year-old MNarcia, the
gentle, fair, lovable girl whose
picture he had so much admired.
When lio first sa* Marcia he
was a little disappointed ; her pic
2ture flattered her; but ho seer
forgot that in contemplation of
ep her graceful figure, her gentle
voice anid her quiet wvomanly
ways. He loved to see a wo
man all womanly, though ~a nee
dIe and not a pea should be her
ntool, believed that the fireside was
Swoman's sphere, and so on ; all e
-. w bich conditions Marcia filled.
'foiir gisac pi4es beautifully!I
[jexclai med Guy, a few hours afitei
Ni~rival r.t Mfrs. Tremnaine'e.
Ye.a, g mwered &1arsa myeet
ce,y 'Sbe ougug t.o. ihe spendi
hours on her horse.'
en '.Do you ride?'
~f Not much. I don't care foi
esuch-such violent exercise. 4
fact, I don't have mnuch time foi
it, I have a good deal of sewing t~
Sdo, and-' Marcia hesitated an
shook out her work rather osten
Lstatiously.
'I didn't know you had any lit
'tIn folks in the bouse,' said Guy
his attention thus drawn to the fir
small apron in her hand. Sti
'Oh, we haven't! This is for ly
some of our poor Sanday-school wt
children. When I am at a loss it
for employment I always know to
where to tuin, in a manufacturing to
town like this there is so much wi
,-uffering.'
'Do yoni sisters aid you?' Jil
'Helen can't, her trousseau keeps PO
her busy now ; and Wiifred- ial<
well, I'd laugh to see her doing stl
such work.' 70
'As what ?' asked Winifred, who Jo
had just entered. hii
'Sewing or embroidering,' an
swered Marcia, not quite truth- Gi
fully ; but Guy Dot knowing the to
diff5rence between embroidery de
and plain sewing, was none the W1
wiser.
'What is absurdly known as ha
'fancy' work I utterly abominate ! WC
It seems to me a great waste of, wi
time to pass hours and hours in M2
making hideous tidies and mats, to
or high art curtains out of ticking th
and such stuff.' hil
'Don't you ever sew?' he
'Not if I can avoid it ; certainly ga
not for amuseinent.' tle
'Not for the poor ?'m
'The poor?' in
'Yes, as Miss Marcia does.'
'O-h! No. I don't work for fir
poor-as Marcia does,' was- Wini- 'w
fred's contemptuogs reply. or
And Guy was disgusted. 4ow
was he to know that tho little tel
apron in Marcia's hands would ril
never have been thought of if Guy
Averill (whose mother had writ
en of his love for womanly wo
men) -had not been there to set W(
and hear it?
But though he was disgusted
with this athletic young woman's op
sentiments, he was by no means so g1
with her. Her dark-blue riding
habit showed her supple form to th
perfection. her soft brown hair
was ruffled by the wind, and her pc
cheeks with health and vigor, and lu,
she was a great centrast to her
pale home keeping sister! 'B
And as the days passed, Guy st
was compelled to change his first
opinions of the sisters. Winifred's th
heAlth, spirits and temper seemed sa
to be perfect; Marcia, on the
other hand, sometimes forgot her ed
would-be gentleness and showed a sa
snappish petulance that amazed co
Guy. - A
'What a helpful, cheery woman
she would be!' meditated Guy, but
not of Marcia. 'No beadaches, no la
sulks, no shirp speeches! But of
there, in a wife one needs domes- to
tiO virtnes as well as a good dis- w
position; ber abiility tq dang and fo
ride, skate and swim, shoot and dc
drive, will not k.eep my clothes in Fi
order, will not direct the house- dc
bold. Fancy this lovely young se
Amazon trying to cook a steak if rn
there should|be a rebdlion in the di
kitchen !'
But though Guy thought he p'
was fully determined to marry G
some one more like Marcia, yet pi
Winifred ruled his dreams by day be
and night.' At last'ho got to this rn
pass:
'Will such a girl ever consent to til
settle down to domestic life. Will
she not laugh at me if I dare to
speak of lov5 h
gno day Helen and Cassius sI
went to a ne gbboring town on ei
business, and Marcia, Winifred pi
and Guy went rowing on the riv- tI
r, a narrow, deep and rapid
strearp. Just after the girl8 hed
landed Marcia spied an empty bas- a
ket floating down the stream and er
declared that she wanted it, so tc
Guy rowed out alone to get it. n<
Suddenly, they never knew why bi
the boat capsized, and Guy in trp- e
ing to regain it was cai-ried yet
further down the stream. bi
'Never mind the boat!l' shouted A
Winifre<q. twilg ashore, the car
rnt is very strong.' ft
Which Guy at last concluded to 'I
do. When nearly in shore he was
suddnly seized with cramps and b:
could swim no further. Marcia di
shrieked and wrung her hands,
.n.cried; y
'Oh, he'll drown--he'll drown I' a
'Hold your tongue ! Run to Pat- p
t,erson's for help,' cried Winifred, le
peFemptorily, and at t s aR
-time sprang into the river herself. s,
-In a few seconds she was-dide y
the sinking man, clutching him bi
mly by the arm with one of her dr
ong bands she struck out slow- da
but surely for the shore. Guy
s tall and well proportion od, and
took all her strength to get him
land,- but she did it and none wi
) son, for her .own strength fi
? giving out.
Thc heavens be praised!' cried re
n Patterson. 'It is lucky for,I be
or Mr. Averiil that he wasn't
me with Miss Marcia ! It's a
'ong arm and courageous heart
u've got, Miss Winifred! Come,
e, lend a hand, and we'll carry
n home. Faith, but he's heavy.'
The doctor was sent for, and
iy's inopportune cramp proved
have been caused by a disor- te,
red system, consequently he B
,s quite ill for some days.
Elis mother was sent for, and he Si
d the best of care, though he M
mId rather have bad Winifred
th him more. It was always na
Lreia who fanned him and read . hil
him in his mother's absence, th
)ugh Winifred always brought be
n his meals, and somehow the br
retofore admired sweetness be- W(
n to pall. He sighed for a lIt- he
breezy chat as on a warm sum- ni,
r afternoon one will sigh for an re
igorating seabreeze. an
Mother,' said he, suddenly, the br,
at day he was able to sit up, fu]
hich do you like best, Winifred lai
Marcia ?'b
'Just the question I have in- ab
de4 to ask you,' was Mrs. Ave- #
's diplomatic reply. f0l
'Marcia is very gentle.'
'Very ; and so quiet.' an
'Winifred is strong, meitally as Ii8
ill as physically,' fu
'She is an admirable girl.'
Clearly he would get no decided M
inion from his mother. He be- Pe
n again :to
'The fellow that gets either of as
em for a wife will be lucky.'
'Very true. Is there any pros
ct that my bqy will be so bo
::-ky ?' 46g
'I wish there was'-with a sigh. te
ut I fear not; she is so-so th
.ong.' I
'Thank fortune, it is Winifred ' M
ought Mrs. Averill. But she l
id'wbo?Marcia?' tb
'arcia ! Oh, mother,' he laugh- or
. 'I never thought you'd be so it,
reastic I No, I mean Winifred, of 10,
urse. .Dear, courageous girl I I y
e my life to her bravery ' H
'indeed you do.' s
'What I fear is that so grand, so s
egebearted a giri-one so full M
igorous life-will never consent ril
settle down in the quiet way in
bich my wife may have to live at
r a little while, for two thousand
lIars a year is not limitless. of
ocy Winifred pottering over T
mestic details, regulating the e
rvants and ordering the din, hi
rs! Fancy my queen in a dark,
rty kitchen !! an
'Winifred Tremaine will never
rit her kitchen to be dirty ! F
uy, who do you suppose has pre- h
Lred your tea and toast, your fo
efte and togst, yor blan? hi
nge and jelly, your dro'pped eggs, ce
>uri little dainties of all sorts, dr
ese three weeks past ?'
'Wby, the cook, of coqrse !'
'By no means. Winifred has b
~rself prepared every mouthful
e has .brought you; she makes
very loaf ofbread an d ake,every 4
dding and pie, that is eaten in
is house.'1
'You amaze me l'
'Why i Because she don't make
show of her work ? Because she
ijoys outdoor life after atten ding st
her domestic duties? She is I
> only a good rider and all that, m
it she is thoroughly and practi
Guy didn't say any more then, is
it he did considerable thinking. th
week later be said to Winifred ;l
'I have nevr yet thanked you T
* saving my 'life, Miss T-re- m
aine-'.s
flese say nlO more!l' she cried, tI
stily. 'What else could I have in
'And I am 'not going to thank
ou until I know whether my
,scued life is to be one of hap. b
ines or misery. Winifred, 1 o
ve you very dearly ! Can you t
ive rne a little? Qan you con- al
nt to be my wife?' If not, if c
o give me no hope, I shall J
lame yu for not letting me ci
'own that day. Just one word,
rling '
11-I-I don't like to be blamed.'
And Guy didn't blame her.
Cassius Barclay always -alls his
fe's brother-in-law. 'Winifred's
tuam,' and says:
:Helen, yoar sister's flotsam
ally is a little too good to have
en left as food for the the fishes.'
kisallau=*=S.
rHE BEARDED WOMAN
DEAD.
New York Sun,14th.
A despatch from Syracuse yes
-day announced that "Barnum's
arded Lady" died on Friday, and
s buried on Sunday at Liverpool, a
all village not far from Syracuse.
ny persons will remember this wo
n. Mrs. Rebecca Lyon was her
me, and for years she has been ex
Dited in this city and throughout
3 country. She was a genuine
irded' woman, having a fine, long,
>wn beard, and a graceful brown
iustache. Aside from the beard,
r appearance was thoroughly femi
ie. Her features were delicate and
gular, her brow was broad and low,
d from it a heavy mass of shining
>wn hair swept back and was taste
ly arranged. Her eyes were gray,
ge, and pleasing, and were veiled
long crling lashes. Thc brows
Dve them were too heavy for beauty.
idame L.yon's beard, which was her
-tune, would have been a prize to
Lay a youth. It was silky, wavy,
d luxunant. Her moustache, a shade
hter than the beard, curled grace
1y upoo her short upper lip. She
s graceful and feminine in all her
)vements. Her voice was a trifle
puliar, having the semi-masculine
ie that marks the boy's voice just
it is changing.
"I knew her quite well," said a
aqant-faced woman in the ticket
x of the museum at 298 Bowery.
was with her a good deal last win
r, when she was here. This was
en the American Dime Museum.
e was a perfect lady, very gentle,
&king many friends wherever she
rked. There was one remark
at as almost always passed up
her. It was that her face with
brown beard and soft gray eyes,
yked like the pictures of the Savioar.
heard this time and time again.
er husband took tickets here while
e was in the museum. All last
miner she was at Coney Island, in
iddleton and Ufner's Seaside Aqua.
im. She left there a while ago to
on the road, I believe. She was
iout 35 years old."
Frof. C. W. McGlennen, proprietor
the Great European Museum and
ieatram, in the Bowery, said last
ening that he had known and ex
bited Mine. Lyon for years. She
is first exhibited by P. T. Barntgm,
d was connected with his museum
~en it burned. She was. also with
repaugh's for two years. "Her
sbaud was at one time on the police
re here," said the Phofessoi, "She
ad two or three children, I am quite
rtain, and I believe that she has a
ughter living near Syracuse now.
A NEW SORT ot BARRELs.-ThIe
dy of the barrel is all made~ in one
ee, from coarse wood pulp. The
essure to vwhich it is subjected is
0O tons. The heads are made of
e piece in the same way, and when
t together the barrels are exceed
gly light, strong and satisfactory
ery way. There are two kinds, one
r fruit, flour, and other dry sub
me; the other for oil, lard, and
~uids of all kinds. A flour barrel
ade in this way and tilled can be
opped from a wagon to the pave.
et without injury. Fruit packed
these receptacles keeps longer
an when put up in the usual way,
ing dry and excluded from the air.
he barrels for liquid substauces are
ade by subjeeting the f;rst form to a
cple process, anid oil can be kept in
tem without any leakage. The say
g in cost is about fifty per cent.
. [Detroit Tribune.
Perhaps we cannot practice a
tter dibcipline than by bridling
r gaining control over o u
>ngues. If any one has adoubtI
3 to th~e importance of this dis
pline, let him read what St.
ames says about it in the third
hapm. of his Epistle.
THE PATENT BUFFR.-It was a
reporter on a live daily who had
glued his lynx eye to the keyhole c
of a Baldwin hotel room the other r
day, when he was disgusted to find r
on looking up that the occupant of L
the apartment was beaming benev
olently down on him from the s
transom. -Day, day!' said the r
guest, cheorfully, 'guess you've a
struck the wrong number. The i
man suspected of a forgery and I
being a politician is next door.'
'i-really-mus' excuse,' stam- t
mered the for-once-abashed spe
c:al.
'Not all; don't mention it,' put
in the boarder, jumping down and
pnlling the quill-driver into the t
room. 'Fact is, I was just Jaying t
for oneof you fellows; knew you'd
be along presently.' r
'Want to be interviewed ?' -
'No. I want to show you press
gentlemen a little invention of
mine than ought to be in the pos
session of every reporter in the
country, and it willbe, too. I r
expect to sell no end of 'em to d
your paper alone.'
'Do, eh ?'
'Certainly. I call it the Repor- e
ters' Patent Combined Spiral a
Spring and India-Rubber Nose. t
Buffer. You have often in the ful
filment of your duties had the
door through which you were I
looking opened most unexpectedly, t
inflicting a severe blow upon the I
nasal extremity. This sometimes
leads to inflammation, especially .q
where the key-hole is brass; gan
grene sets in, lockjaw, death !
Now, all you fellows have to do is I
to carry a patent buffer, put up in 8
one of those elegant morocco
cases, and'
But the newspaper man made a
dash for the elevator and escaped.
[San Francisco Post.
WAs THAT ALL HE COULD Do?
-A negro named Elijah, who
died some time ago at Oxford, N.
C., was famous throughout that I
whole region for his amazing I
strength. He was six feet four
inches high and weighed Two
hundred and thirty pounds. He
could take up a barrel containing
thirty or forty gallons, stand
erect and hold the bang to his
mouth and drink out of it; he
could throw an ordinary-siged an
vil twenty-five yards; he could I
"pull down" four men with a hand
spike at one time ; he could shoul
der and carry a log that would
make seventy-five or a hundred
rails, and cQd~ lift a three-year
old colt over an eight-rail fence.
He once killed a deer on May
field's Mountain with a rock, over
took and dispatched a black bear
with an axe, and caught and ham
strung a ferocious bull.
A NEGaEsS TURNING WHITE.-i
Sarah Pierce, a dissolute woman,
who was committed to the House<
of Correction; at Phbiladelphia, a
few days ago is attracting much
attention from the fact that, be
ing originally a dark mulatto,<
she is turning white. Almost hert
entire body is white, having thei
appearance of the natural healthy
skin of a white person. The up
per part of her face and spots on
her body remain as originally,
nearly black. She says she began
to turn white iu spots about six
year8 ago. She is in good health
and has never been sick.1
A century ago an American
traveling in Egypt gathered some
calla lily roots from the banks of
the Nile and brought them to
Philadelphia. One of the roots
was presented to a Ohester Valley
farmer, whose great-grandaugh
ter still preserves the planta from
the original roots of the Nile.
During the winter just closed I
twenty perfect white flowers grew
on two of the roQta,
The puzzle blocks originated i
Philadelphia, where the blocks ofr
houses are so much alike that
a man is puzzled to know when
he gets home.
It is not the strange sights that
we shall see in heaven that will so
much delight us ; not the ghtter~
and the glory ; not the diamnonds i
and topaz; no, it is God: He is i
all and in all
How Tivz PAsSEs IN PARIs.
(ou may talk about the marvels
if pneumatic clocks, the conve
iience of monster omnibuses, the
apidity of communication be
ween one quarter of Paris and
,nother, but it is no use trying to
how. that *the Parisians have
o time to spare, and that they
re never in a hurry. They have
o much time that they don't
now what to do with it. They
-aste their time like a child wastes
is gayety, or a rich man his gold.
hey squander it looking at the
tars in heaven, or the waters
[owing under a bridge. Did ever
,ny one calculate the time spent
iy the Parisian in reading hand- -
iills and posters? When a dog
iarks at a cat, when two spar
ows make love to each other on
roof, when the canary has es
aped into the street, at once a
rowd assembles, ninety.nine per
ent. of which does not know
vhat it is all about. The mar
iage of a corner grocer with the
laughter of the cheese-monger al
aost excites a riot.; the psssage
a coach-and-four causes grand
xcitement; the Parisians will
Land for hours wit-h their feet in
he mud to see a procession which
vill not pass until the next day,
f it pass that way at all. The
arisians are children who amuse
hemselves by playing at business
ike schoolboys who play at war.
"he only difference is that they
tave taken their amusement an
erieux. If pneumatic clocks did
iot existound if the day were on
y four hours long, you may be
ure that they would find time to -
ilay dominoes and hang around
he barch door to catch a glimpse
if the bride.-Parisian.
She had a pretty diploma tied
vith a pink ribbon, from one 6f
iur best young ladies' colleges. In
:onversation with a daring and
ourageous young man, after he
iad detailed the dangers and do
ights of riding on a locomotive,
,he completely upset his opinion
f independent education of the
exes, by inquiring "How do they
teer locomotives anyhow?"
Happiness is like manna, Tt is.
o be gathered in the grains, and
njoyed every day; ic will not
eep; it cannot be accumulated ;
or need we go out of ourselv'es,
or into remrote places to gather
t, since it has rained down from
ieaven, at our very doors, or rath
~r within them.
We cannot remove social evils
ior relieve great social wants by
5he very methods that have
rought these upon us. Commu
iities, like individuals, must obey
he laws which God has written
n our nature. Society must care
irEt and last for its own moral
~ondition.
No righteous man would, in his
ight mind, be willing to make an
~xchange of his smartest afflic
~ions for a wicked man's prosper
ty, with all the circumstances at
~ending. It cannot, therefore, be
ad with~ the righteous in the
vorst condition.
Enjoy the blessmng of this day,
tGod scnds them; and the evils
ear patietitly. For this day only
sours, we are dead to yesterday,
nd we are not born to to-morrow
Let it be our business less to
ight or even to expose error, or
o criticise fault, than to disclose
~nd manifest verity and right, and
~o be the evolution we preach.
Truth is tbe most powerful
~hing in the world, since fiction
~an only please us ty its resem
Mlanee to-it.
SEvery man throws on to his
nirroundings the sunshine or the -
~hadow. t1at exists in his own
We mount ~rostly on -
he ruins of oI3der ihemes,
inding our -failures were succes
iors.
Hope is like the wgus of an an
~e,soaring up to heaveiaand bear-.
ng our prayers to the trenoe ot
eod.