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THE BEAUFORT CRESCENT,
INDEPENDENTLY DEMOCRATIG,
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Subciptin 32 a Year, an Advance.
VIOLET.
Violet delicate, sweet,
Down in the deep of the wood,
Hid in thy still retreat,
Far from the sound of the street,
Man and his merciless mood:
Safe from the storm and the heat,
Breathing of beauty and good
Fragrantly under thy hood,
Violet.
Beautiful maid discreet,
Where Is the mate that Is meet,
Meet for thee-strive as he could
Yet will 1 kneel at thy feet,
Fearing another one should.
Violet.
i TALE OF LEAP YEAR.
-0
'Nothing but a private-a coM
ion private !
It would be vain to attempt to
ortray the Lady Macbethian
corn which curved Harriet Dean's
p as she spoke the sentence.
ohn Carlyle, albeit he was quite
>nscious of not deserving the
een-edged contempt, quailed be
oath it, nevertheless.
'But, Harriet-'
IHushl' said the imperious beau.
r, holding up a warning finger,
I want to understand this matter.
ilbert Armour was promoted to
e second lieutenant, was he not?'
'Yes.'
'And you are his equal in all re
pects ?'
'Yes.'
'Might you not also have shared
is honors ?'
'1 might, I suppose, Harriet,'
iid the.young soldier, fixing his
lim, dark eye upon her fair face,
f I had chosen to share them at
je expense of poor Talcott, who
%rned his shoulder-straps long
go. They should have been his
y every right months since, but
Derty and obscurity are not the
Bst place-winners. Either Gil
ert Armour or 1 must stand
3ide to see a wronged man right
1. He did not choose to sacri
ce promotion to a scruple, I did.
arriet, was I wrong ?'
'Oh, of course it is nothing to
ie.' said Miss Dean. 'You were
erfectly right in consulting your
wn choice. Will yo'u be good
ough to hand me that work
aket?'
John Carlyle sat looking at the
retty creature, around whom the
ve of his strong nature had been
awined with fervor rare enough
ithese matter-of-fact days. In
istful perplexity. Shining au
rn hair, parted away from a
w, pearl-pure brow ; deep blue
es, like the velvety petal of a
ansy, and a month whose intense
rimson reminded you of the in
de leaves of a Lord Raglan rose,
ho was by no means disagreeable
look at, and Mr. Carlyle was
uite sensible of the fact.
'Harriet,' he said, with an un
nscious tremor in the syllables,
came-'
'Excuse me; sir,' interrupted
Eiss Dean, with studied ceremony.
am particularly busy counting
hse stitches-if you would be
o obliging as not to interrupt
tie.,
All unversed as he was in the
evious .windings of feminine na
ure, John Carlyle instinctively
elt that this was no auspicious
eason for the furtherance of his
it.
'I'll try again to-night," he mu
Led, walking homeward. 'She
ron't be doing crochet .w ork for
~ver, and I cannot go away in
uch torturing suspense as this.
te is vexed about the shoulder.
traps; I wish, for hser sake, I had
hem, yet I would not wear them
,arnishe,d by the faintest stain of
justice or dishonor."
The clear January sky was jew
,led with frosty st,ars, and the sol
mn old church clock bad just
~himed nine from its dim belfry,
when he entered the bright room,
vith it's mossy blue carpet and
ngngs of azure Bilk, and Parian
itatuettes, hidden by vases of vivid
~rimon roses.
It was not, however, empty, as
e had hoped and expected. Lieu.
LOntJJ Armour stood in the mid
die of the apartment, decided
conscious of his fine new should<
straps, and patronizing half
dozen pretty girls. He nodd
laughingly to Carlyle, and we
on with the sentence which t
new arrival had interrupted.
'Leap year, to be sure it
And I may as well state at on
that I'm ready to receive ai
propositions you ladies may ha
to make."
'Nonsense, Gilbert,' said Ma:
Elphinstone, his cousin.
'Nonsense, eh? Well, I'm gli
you consider it in that light
don't. I think it's a great shar
the girls don't avail themselves
their privilege, when we men a
ready with our blushes and tim
glances.'
He looked at Harriet Dean
he spoke, half in earnest, hi
jestingly. John Cailyle's eye fb
lowed the direction of his,as by
sort of fascination and saw ti
rose tint mounting to Harriet
cheek, and the purple blue ey
bidden by their white iids. Ho
long he stood there with a gidd
pain surging through his brai
and a chill at his heart, as if
cold hand was grasping at i
fibers, he did uot know; it migi
have been five minutes or it mig]
have been five hours; but he w,
aroused by the breaking up ,
the little party, the sound of me
ry voices and playful adieux.
Rarriet Dean was standing-ur
der-a chandelier, one white har
resLing on the carved back of
gothic chair, Gilbert Armour lou
ging on a sofa, where the blue sil
curtains Fwept over the entran
to a bay window. As John Cat
lyle pressed forward Miss Elphii
stone laid her hand on his ar;
oftly.
'No-no,' she whispered, arci
ly, 'don't you see it's an understoc
matter with Gilbert and Harriet
Give me your arm home, for Gi
bert vill never think of me agair
John Carlyle turned silent]
away with white lips and clenct
ed teeth. Blind to the wistf
glance that shone through Ha
riet's lashes, the uncertain quiv<
of her lips.
He was gone, yes the field wi
clear for the newly made lieutet
ant. He advanced a little ner
Ously.
'Harriet-'
But to his horror and surpri;
she burst into a storm of passio;
te tears, through wihich her vi
ent eyes flashed with ominoi
sparkles.
'Don't speak to me!' she sobbec
don't come near me, Gilbert A
mour! I wish you'd go home, at
ever come near me again."
'Harriet I'
'How dare you call me Harrie
Lietenant Armour ? Not anoth<
word ; I don't want to hear wh,
you are going to say.'
She held op'en the door, it
peially dignified, although U
ears hung on her lashes, and ti
uburn braids, escaping from the
pins, swept her shoulders, ax
Lieutenant Armour walked o1
crestfallen.
'Well, I've got my dismissa
quoth he to himself, biting his lor
mustache in impotent wrat
'But who would ever have thougl
she was such a confounded litt
vixen?'
* * * *. * *
'You might take off the upp
arm just, here. witho t-'
'What's the use ? He won't Ia
out the day any way, and
might as well let him go easi]
even if we had time to waste
unnecessary operations.'
'I'm not so certain about th:
Give the man a chance for 1
life. Where's the ether ?'
'You want no ether ; he is total
insensible.'
Thie words fell like mneanlingle
jangles of sound on Johnx Carlyl
ear as he lay, one in a multitu
of dying men, in a weather-beat
old shed. The busy doctor a
the kindshearted young cac
made no impression on his fadi
mind ; he heard what they said
if they had -been talking of so1
one else. Ther~e was no volition,
intellect. Life seemed ebbing aw
from him as the sparkling ti
goes creeping, creeping from i
Ade. t ha stranded boat.
ly All at once there came a sudden
,r- sharp, pain, as the surgeon's keer
a instrument cleft the arm, and thei
ad followed insensibility.
nt *Ten to one he will die,' saic
be the surgeon, indifferently, as b
replaced the glittering tools
is. 'There's no use of bandaging it sc
ce carefully.' But the young cadei
knelt down to fasteu the wrap
re I pings, wondering in his secre
heart if the time would ever com
ry when he, two, would speak sc
carelessly of a fellow-creature'f
id life, God-given.
-1 John Carlyle did not die, the
ie grim old surgeon to the contrary
of notwithstanding.
re There had bean a glorious thun.
id der-shower. Along the west hung
heavy draperies of violet-black
clouds, edged with dazzling fringei
if of gold, while the blue zenith, smi
I ling through its brief tears, seemed
a literally to swim in liquid light.
ie And from far-off apple orchards,
's pink with billows of tossing blos
3s som, and sunny slopes all enpur
w pled with wild violets, came ud
den sweeps of fragrance on the
n, city winds, carrying the Wall
a street jobbers and shriveled mon
ts ey-makers back to the time when
t they were boys, looking for the
It first strawberry blossom under the
is rosy canopy of the old apple trees,
)f The fresh breeze, eddying into
r. the wide open hotel windows,
lifted the damp masses of hair on
John Carlyle's wasted forehead,
id as he sat in the easy chair beside
a the casement, and passed its cool
- fingers softly over his burning
k temples, as if it fain would whisper.
e 'Don't repine any longer! Look
out on the glad blue sky, and feel
- heaven's healing sunshine on your
3 cheeks.'
As if man ever heeded nature's
silent monitions! John Carlyle
id was no exception to the general
? rule.
'A common private! Those were
her very words,' he muttered to
Y himself, with a faint crimson spot
burning on his wan cheek-'and
11 crippled now for life! Ah it was
r- well that I drew back into the
hr shadow of the curtains when I
heard her step in the corridor.
L Why did they bring me here, of
all places in the world? Must I
drink the bitter cup of humiliation
to the very dregs? They should
have let me die that dismal night
ie 'in the hospital when the ligature
. slipped off and the red life-stream
. drained slowly from the vital
Ssources-that night when fever
throbb~ed in all my veine, and I
.; madly fancied I could feel her
r tears dropping on my cheek. If I
d had died-never waking from the
delusion! But now a common
private with only one arm!'
t, He laughed bitterly as the perpet
ir ally-recurring conviction pressed
it itself upon his mind-a laugh that
was almost a sob. Only twenty
a- six, and wepry of his life; it is not
ie often that heart and hope die out
le of a man's breast at twenty-six.
ir And the clrstcring domes and
d spires of the great city, leaning
it against the go.ld and purple cloud
columns of the sunset, gre w dim,
I,' and seemed to reel, as he look'ed
ig upon them, through the mist that
h. was more bitter than rivers of salt
it tears.
le 'John!'
He turned listlessly around, fan.
* eying that the word had syllabeled
er itself somehow out of the vague
imaginings and unspoken fan tasies
t that were whirling in his brain.
ve But it was not a fancy.
y,A slender little figure in a deel:
in pink-the very dress .he had been
used to admire long ago-wal
it. kneeling on the carpet beside him
is and Harriet Deane's auburn hair
gleaming golden in the sunset
y fell over the arm of his chair whern
the fair bead dropped.
,s 'Harriet I Not there, dearest
s not thesre. Let me raise you.'
de 'Oh, let, me kneel fiere, John!I
en she sobbed, 'let me hide my fac4
d until I have told you all, if.J
let could but call back those drear3
ng 'days when I was so heartless, s<
as cruel toward you; and you hayt
e undergone so much since ! Bul
no indeed I loved you all the time
ay John, even when I was most will
de ful ; and I love you still!I And oh
in- if you will only let me be you:
ll wifie I will nurse you so ten
derly and care for you so fondt 1
Don't send~ me away from you
now, John, or 1 shall die '
The sweet pleading face, with
I its velvet blue eyes shining
through tears, and quivering scar
let month-what a new loveliness
it had won to John Carlyle's glad
vision!
Harriet,' he said, softly, 'would
you sacrifie6 your bright, young
life to a common private with
only one arm ?'
'1 would devote it to the nob!est
hero who ever spilled his blood
for his country.'
His forehead fell on her shoul.
der; he was sick and dizzy with
the flood tide of happiness.
'Harriet,' said he, after a min
ute's pause, 'do you know that I
fancied you liked Gilbert A:mour I
- The superb scorn on her arched
lip was very comical, and not
unpleasant to behold.
'Gilbert Armour, indeed l You
are worth ten thousand Gilbert
Armoure!'
',Pven including his shoulder
straps ?'
She put her hand softly over
his lips.
'You must not suppobe, sir,' she
said, with a pretty defiance which
became her no less than the tear
ful humiliation of a minute before,
'that I should have come here
courting you, if you badn't been
so sick, and worn, and if-'
'Well ?'
'If it hadn't been leap year?'
THE HOUSE THAT RUM
BUILT.
The Almshouse: This is the
house that rum built.
The Drunkard: This is the
beast that lives in the house that
rum built.
Intoxicating Drink: This is the
serpent in flowery guise, with art
ful tongue and dazzling eyes, that
welds the chain that binds the
beast that lives in the house that
rum built.
The Grogshop: This is the mon
ster who holds the rein over the
serpent who welds the chain that
binds the beast in cruel pain that
lives in the house that rum built.
The Beer Saloons: These are
the demons of the land, who hold
the monster at- their command,
and to the serpent they do say,
together we will take .our way,
and weld the chain., so strongly
now, that every beast to us shall
bow, and dwell in the house that
'-um built.
Temperance: This is the star
of promise bright, to stop the de
mons in their delight, to scare the
monster in his career, and to- the
serpent lend a fear, that he no
more may weld the chain that
binds the beast in his artful train,
who lives in the house that rum
built.
Reformers: These are the sol
diers who take the field with the
star of promise for their shield;
they go together hand in hand, to
hunt the demons who haunt the
land ; they'll break in two the
welded chain, and set the captive
free again, who lives in the house
that rum built.
"Would you mind standing here
till I go in and get a cigar ?" he
asked. "Of course not," she re
plied; "but don't you think, Hen
ry, that smoking is offensive, and
that it will be easier practicing
economy after marriage if it is
practiced during courtship ?''
"You-re right," he said ; "1 shan't
smoke any more, sweet," and she
looked unut.terablg love at him as
they resumed their stroll. Just
then they came to an ice cream
saloon, and he said : "There, now,
- I meant to treat you to ice cream,
but- as you say, it irg best to prac
tice economy during courtship.
>Ten cents for a cigar, thirty cents
[for two creams-forty cents saved
in a single night. Let's go over
to the fountain and take a drink
Sof water." They went; but she
Swas mad enough to bite her owr
,head off.
! Some of the rural pastors are
r setting their faces against picnics.
-Arc the pastors old?7
FOOL FRIENDS.
Nothing hurts a man, nothing
hurts a party, so terribly as fool
friends.
A fool friend is the sower of bad
news, of slander, and all base and
unpleasant things.
A fool friend always knows
every mean tbing that has beet:
said against you and against the
party.
He always know where your
party is losing, and the other is
making large gains.
He alwayR tell you of the good
luck your enemy- has had.
He implicitly believes every
story against you, and kindly sus
pects your defence.
A fool friend is always full of a
kind of stupid candor.
He is so candid that he always
believes the statement of an ene
my.
He never suspects anything on
your side. .
Nothing pleases him like being
shocked by horrible news concern
ing some good man.
He never denies a lie unless it
is in your favor.
He is always finding fault with
his party and is continually beg
ging pardon for not belonging to
the other side.
He is frightfully anxious that
all candidates should stand well
with the opposition.
He is forever seeing the faults
of his party and the virtues of the
other.
He generally shows his candor
by scratching his ticket.
He always searches every nook
and corner of his conscience to find
a reason for de%ertitg a friend or a
principle.
In the moment of victory he is
magnanimously on the other side.
In defeat he consoles you by re
peating prophecies made after the
event.
The fool friend regards your re
putation as common property, and
common prey for all the vultures,
as hyenas and jackals.
He takes a sad pleasure in your
misfortunes.
He forgets his principles to grat
ify your enemies.
He forgives your maligner and
slanderer with all his heart.
He is so friendly that you can
not kick him.
He generally talks for you, but
always bets the other way.
FEEAKS OF FASHION.
Polka-dotted hose will be worn
on polka-dotted shins.
"Coral des Indes" is the new
name of a fabric. It is of a brick
color.
Linen collars and cuffs are nei
ther stylish nor neat-when they
are dirty.
Shaded spots are seen on some
of the new goods-especially on
t-he editor's suit.'
The new and expensive "peas
ant gowns"' cause a great rage
when the bills come in.
Sulphur-cGlored satin is very
popular for evening wear. Match
making is in progress if the lap
is sat in.
Putty-colored lady's cloth is
much used for walking costumes ;
but it is more appropriate for gla
ziers' girls.
Monks' hoods are seen on many
of the fashionable street dresses.
They should be worn only '. the
lady who affects scowls.
Sweet sandal slippers are made
of light shades of kid for little
ones ; but they are not so effect
ive as the old-fashioned shingle.
A pair of white crows frequent
a wood near Greencastle, Pa. Un
successful attempts have been
made to capture them alive. -
Good temper is like asunny day ;
it sheds i brightness over every
thing ; it is the sweetner of toil and
the soother of disquietude.
Coins with holes in them are
becoming such a nuisance that
some people refuse to receive them
at their face value.
It is surprising sometimes to see
how much can be done even with
an in'.elligent man by flattering
him a little.
THE "SEPARATED" MAN.
About eight o'clock yesterday
forenoon a man whose form was
full of wrinkles and- kinks -and
twists crawled out of a coal-shed
on the wharf and began yawning
and rubbing hi- eyes like-vne who
had put in a heavy night. - A po
liceman lounged that way, gave
the man a looking over and ask
ed:
'Sleep in there last night?'
'Yaas, kinder,' was the reply.
'Looking for work?'
'N-n-o, not exactly-. -
'You'll be run in if you hang
around in this way,'remarked the
officer.
The man _put his hands on top
of a snubbing post, laid his chin
on his hands, and after a long look
at Canada he turned and said:
'I danno exactly what I'm go
ing to do. I did live out here
about eight miles, but I've sepa
rated from the old woman. Yes.
separated last night.'
'What's the trouble ?'
'Waal, she was my secopd and
I was her second, and we never
got along any too sweet. We
both of us think we know it all,
and neither feels like giving in.
We came in to see the circus.'
'Ah! you did?'
'And that's wher'e the separa
tion took place-right in front of
the sacred hyenas from Japan.
Ycu know they advertised an
electric light there ?'
'Yes.'
'Well,we'd never seen one. When
we got into the menagerie there
stood the elephant. Then came
the camels. Then we came to an
old -bear. Further on were the
lions and tigers and monkeys, but
no electric light. We walked
three times around that old tent
without coming to his cage, and I
got mad. Says I to one of the
chaps over the rope: 'Whar' is
the cage with the eTectrid light
in ? We want to see him or have
our money back!' The feller he
grinned all over, and lots of folks
laffed, right out, and my w-ife she
flew up and said I'd made a fool
of myself. 'How ?' says I. 'Why,
the electric ligh t'is not an animal at
all,' says she, 'but it has something
to do with the clown.' We had a
big jaw right there. She caved
my hat in, and I broke her para
sol, and then I separated.
'And you won't make up ?'
'Make up ! Never!i She can take
the electric light and bake and eat
him but I'm a man who -never
crawis' !lcrc#
'And you didn't see the eeti
light after all ?'
'No! I don't believe they had
any ! May be they thought they
could work that 'ere rhinoceros
off on the public by another name,
but I tumbled in a minit. I'm an
old rhinos myself, and my wife is
another, and when I think of how
I stood there and let her call me
a fool afore all the people IPm
mad 'nuff to walk clear home and
pizen her half of the yoke of
oxen !'-Pree Press.
Life is divided into three terms,
that which is, which was, which
will be. Let~us learn from the
past to profit by the present, 'and
from the present to live for'the fa
ture.
The great secret of avoiding
disappointment, is not to expect
too much. Despair follows' im
moderate hope, as things fall hard
est to the ground that have been
nearest to the sky.
As they who, for every slight
sickness take physic to. repair -
their health, do rather impair it,
so they who for eveg ytriflev are
eager to vindicate their iharaoter,
do rather weaken it.
The selfish man's heart like .a,
man's coffin, is jaa his own meas- -
ure-long enough and broad
enough to hold himself, wis.hroom.
for no one else.
Many a property owner is poor
in purse but rich in deed.
The civil engineer would like t o
be monarch of alt he surveys.
-To make a goodnmonkey wren&
fled him on grdeiiandes.