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[From the Pickens Sentinel.]
The- Farmer*' RohenHun1den.
A PARODY BY "SHANKS."
In Central, when the sun is low,
The stifling fumes of guano
Impels a simultaneous blow
From all the peopie's noses.
But Central sees another sight,
A:car load coles in every night;
It makes us dream of "spooks and sprites,"
We never dream of roses.
The merchants' plans are deeply laid,
Guano is their stock in trade,
Their liens and bills must all be paid
By the middle of November.
Now to despair we're almost dziven,
The price. on guano has risen,
But little time to us is given
To rsise the legal tender.
But harder yet will be the blow,
Inflicted still by guano,
The country's curse, our common foe,
The demon tantalizer.
'Tis fall, and scarce have we begun
To pick before we got a dun,
Demanding pay for every ton
Of bogus fertilizer.
The yeoman now becomes a slave,
His only refuge is the grave,
He.merely keeps alive to save
His funeral expenses.
The swindler smiles at our defeat,
He holds our cotton, corn and wheat,
Though unprepared, we now must meet
The aifal consequences.
THE WAY TO WIN.
-0
Edward Stone stood impatiently
upon the top step of Uncle Dan's
stately residence. There was not
the faintest sign of life anywhere
around-the whole front part of
the house was closed and dark
ened ; and having rang seveial
times without eliciting any re
sponse, he was about to conclude
that there was no one within
hearing, when a head was thrust
out of the upper window.
'Young man, go round to the
side door.'
Considerably startled by this
unexpected address, thie young
man obeyed. Upon the porch
brushing away the leaves that
covered it, was - young girl of
fifteen. She looked very pretty
as she stood there, the bright au
tumnal sudsbine falling on her
round whbite arms and uncovered
head.
Setting down her broom, she
ushered him into a medium-sized,
plainly-furpished room wbich gave
no indication of the reputed
wealth of its owner.
The young man took a seat,
brushed a few fl?cks of dust from
the lapel of b-is coat, ran his fin
gers through his carefully ar
ranged locks, and thus delivered
himaalf-:
'T1ell your master tilat his ne
phew, E~dward Stone, i,s here.
A faint smile touched the rosy
lips, and with a demure 'yes, sir,'
the girl vanished.
A few minutes later an elderly
~gentleman entered, with intelli
gent, strongly-marked features,
and a shrewd- look in the eyes,
which seemed to-take the mental
measure of his visitor at a single
glance.
'Well, sir, what is your busi
ness with me ?'
'I am your nephew.'
'So my daughter told me. What
do you want ?'
'1 was thinking of goi ng into
business, and thought I1 would
come and talk it over with you,
and ask you to give me a lift.'
'What bett.er capital do you
want than you already have ? A
strong able-bodied young man
wanting a lift ! You ought to
be ashamed of yourself! Wbat
have you been doing !'
Edward's face flushed with an
ger at ,tbis unceremonious lan
guage ; butfeeling -thai be ould
not afford to quarrel with his
wealthy relative be gave no other
indication of it.
'Saved nothing from your sal
ary, I suppose ?'
'No; its only five hundred ; not
more than enough for my -ex
penses.
'B.umph!1 You are able to dress
yourself out of it, 1 perceive. I
have known men to rear and ed
..aiL a hua family on five hun.
dred a year; and if you have been of
unable to save anything, you cer- w
tainly are not able to go into st
business on your own account.
When I was at your age my in- fo
come was less than three hundred Pr
dollars, and I saved half of it. w
What is the business you wish to gr
engage in ?'
'Stationery and books. Six hun- tb
dred dollars will buy it, .s the of
owner is obliged to sell ; a rare se
chance. I don't ask you to give th
ne the amount, only lend it; I yc
will give you my note with in- m,
terest.' loi
'Young man, I have several th
such papers already. You can
have all of them for five dollars; cl<
and I warn you that it will. prove 'C
a poor investment at that. I can bu
give you some advice, though, th
which if you follow will be worth to
a. good many times over the wi
amount you asked. But you th
won't do it.'
'How do you know that?' said
Edward, with a smile, who began r
to feel more at home with his
eccentric relative. 'I'd. .like to I'1
hear it, anyway.' fr(
'Well, here it is. Go back to ye
your place in the store, save three to
dollars a week from your salary, fif
which you can easily do; learning
in the meantime all you possibly lig
can in regard to the business you of
wish to pursue. At the end of wi
four years you will have the cap- bo
ital you seek, together with suffi- ou
cient experience and judgment to co
know how to use it.* And, better eil
still, it will be yours earned by th
your own industry and self-denial, it
and worth more to you than ten se
times that amount got in any ke
other way. Then come and see an
me again.' Y<
'You'd rather have my money ou
than advice, I dare say,' added
Mr. Stone, as Edward arose to ti
go; 'but we'll be better friends -
four years hence than if I let you in;
have it. Sit down, nephew, the th
train you have to take won't leave Oi
until six in the evening. You pe
must stay to tea; I want you to. re
see what a complete little house- ur
keeper I have, and .make you ac- er
quainted with her.' .nu
'Polly !'~ he called out, opening nc
the door into the hall.. in
In. prompt obedience to this ev
summons a rosy checked, bright- E(
eyed girl tripped in. The neat sit
print dress bad been changed for
a pretty merino, but our hero did lit
not fail to recognize her, and his an
face flusbed painfully as he did
so. -tb
'Polly !' continued her father, ly
'this is your cousin, Edward. He tb
leaves on the six o'clock train,
and I want his short stay with us ki
as pleasant-as possible.'
'Polly is my little housekeeper,' w
he added, ,turning? to.his nephew; fo
'I hire a woman for the work, and
she does all the rest. When she's ly
eighteen she shall have all the be
servants she wants, but she must
serve her apprenticeship first.. It
may stand her in a good stead ; fi.
she may take it into her head to
marry a poor man, as 'her mother ne
did before ber~. .Eh! my girl ?' er
Mary's only reply to this was a hi
smile and blush. Our bero was
considerably embarrassed by the th
recollection of the mistake he had
made, but the quietly cordial yt
greeting of his young hostess soon y
put him comparatively at rest- as
At her father's request-who m
was very proud of bis daughter's th
varied ascomplishrments - Mary w
sang and played for her cousin ;
and his visit ended in singular
contrast to the stormy way it
commenced. Edward refused the
fivedollar note tendered to him at
parting for his traveling expenses. a
The old man smiled as he re- m
turned the note to his pocket- ti
book.
'He's a sensible young chap,after
all,' he remarked to his daughter" b
as the door closed after his guest.
It's in him, if it only can be
brought out. We shall see, weu
shall see.' u
'A good deal for father t.o say,' SI
was Mary's in ward commerit, w ho
thought her cousin the most l
of
agreeable young man she had i
ever met.
Three years later Mr. Stone
and his (daughter paused in front
of a small but neat pleasant look- ai
inr shnn, on th@ ninta glass door da
which were the words: 'Ed
srd Stone, Stationery and Book
)re.'
It being too early in the day
r customers, they found the pro
ietor alone, whose face flushed
,h pride and pleasure as he
eeted them.
'I got your card, nephew,' said
e old man, with a cordial grasp t
the band, 'and called around to
e how you were getting on. I
ought it was about time I gave
'u that little lift you asked of
3 three years ago. You don't
)k much as if you needed it
ough.'
Not at present, thank you, un
5,' was the cheerful response.
uriously enough it is the same
siness that I wanted to buy
en. The man who took it had
borrow money to purchase it
tb, getting so much involved
at be had to sell at a sacrifice.'
Just what you wanted to do,'
Edward smiled at the point
ide by hio uncle.
'It isn't what I've done though.
,e saved four dollars a week
m my salary for the last three
ars; and so was not only able
pay the money down but had t
ty dollars besides.' r
'Bravo! my boy,' cried the de
hted old man,with .another grasp t
the hand that made our hero t
nee. 'I'm proud of you! You're E
und to succeed, I see, and with- a
t anybody's help. I told yoar s
uin Polly that when she was t
bteen I'd buy her a house in t
e city ; that she should furnish d
to suit herself, and have all the
rvants she wanted, and I've a
pt my word. Come around
d see us whenever you can. c
)u'll always find the latch string
t.
Edward did not fail to accept f
e invitation so frankly extended n
a very pleasant intimacy grow- a
up between the three during d
e twelve months that followed.
ir ero's business grow and pros
red until he began to think of
moving to a larger place. His I
ce had given him several li-b
a.l orders, as well as-sent him a
muber of customers, but said
ting more about assisting him
any other way until Christmast
e. Entering the room where e
Iward and his daughter were
,ting, be said:t
'I mustn't delay any longer the
te lift I promised you, nephew,
d which you have well earned.'
Edward glanced from the five I
ousand dollar chock to the love
face at his side, and then to
at of the speaker.
'You are very kind, uncle-far
oder than I deserve-but-'(
'But whbat, lad ? Speak out !
uld you prefer it in some other
Ed ward's fingers closed tender- I
and strongly over the hand he t
d taken in his.
'Yes, uncle-in this.'
The old man looked keenly ]
>[f one to the other.t
'You are asking a grood deal,
phew. Polly, have you been<
couraging this youog man in 1
s presump)tionl?'t
'I'm afraid 1 have, father,' was
e smiling response. I
'Then go, my daughter. I givei
>u into worthy keeping ; and if I
> make your husband's heart
happy as your mother did<
ine during the few short years I
at she tarried by my side, he il
ill be blest indeed.'
'In the fourth place,' said the
-eacher to his drowsy audience,
ose of you who are awake will
tice'-etc. There was a ilause,
sudden straightening up of al
ost everybody in the congrega
>n, and a general appearance on
tarly every face, as if to say,
'by don't you fellows keep awake
~tter ?'
'Oils and pomade are no longer
ed on the hair.' This is a sen
ble edict of fashion. Hereafter
young man can help a young
dy to say nothing in particular
iSunday evening without hay
g his vest soiled.
Do that which is assigned you,
ad you cannot hope too much or
b-a too mluch.
3istellanetsus.
[HE FUN THEY HAD ON TIlE
FIRST OF APRIL.
Gainesville Eagle.
Mrs. 5 , on Athens street, is
s sweet a little bit of a wee wife
s there is in th.is, or any other
own, and is as full of fun and
rolic as a kitten. Her husband
s a good enough man in his way
iut be is not funny. He is one of
hese sober, solemn aockdologers,
shose mouth seems always ready
>uckered to say Amen, and be
roes slouching through the world
ith his hands in his pockets, and
fa good square joke was to get
nto him, it would blow him up
ike a can of nitro glycerine. His
>atient, sweet-tempered little wife
nanages, however, to work more
>r less harmless mischief into him,
Lnd he loves her so well, that he
ubmits with a sort of dogged
race to whatever she does, and
nce-or twice, 16 the neighbors
ay, he bas managed to break the
rain on the leather of his face,
Ld smile a sort of consumptive
;rin, and then twitch his ears as
bough trying to punish them for
iot keeping guard over his risibles.
Last Tuesday while he was up
own at the sherif's sale trying
o buy a three wheeled wagon for
ixty cents, his wife concluded
he would give him a bit of a
baking up when he came home
hat night. Sher fixed an old pis
ol which she found in the bureau
rawer to one of the columns of
he back porch, wrapped an old
,rmy overcoat around it and hav
ng put a string to the trigger,
arried it in at the window and
,waited his coming. After sup
er as they were sitting by the
re speaking of tramps, and tbe
aany robberies and all that sort
f thing, Mrs. S stopped sud
lenly.
'What is that ?' said she.
'Sh-sh !' said he.
'Did you hear a noise on the
ack porch ?'
'Yes, I tbink I did.'
'Do go and see what it is.'
Hush ;], will,' and picking up a
eavy stick, he crept cautiously
o the back door, unfastened it
~nd peered out.
There stood a muffled figure on
be outeredge of the porch.
'Who's that ?' sharply.
No answer.
'Whbo's that, I say ?' more sharp
Still no answer.
'Well, if you can't talk, I'll see
f I can't make you,' said he
Lourishing his stick, and strode
ut into his porch.
Bang !
'A men,' said 5-. as he struck
e floor, 'Oh, Lord, Millie! Po
ice ! Fire ! Murder ! Turn loose
he dog. I'm a dead man. Good
ye, darling.'
'Oh, mercy upon us !' screamed
Irs. S-, 'n hat is the mat
er?'
'Oh, my darling, I'm foully mur
ered. Kiss me before I go, raise
be children the best you can and
By this time SIrs. S- could
old in no longer. She sat down
n a chair, held her sides and
aughed till the tears came. 5
,ought at first that she had gone
irazy, but by this time Jones, who
ives next door, arrived with a
ight,, and Mrs. S- tried to ex
lain as best she could betw~ een
1er paroxysms of mirth how it
iad all come about.
Before she got through, S
lad got back into the room and
aid himself out in an easy chair.
or three solid hours he did not
iay a word, an d poor little Mrs.
i-, mute as a moase, was wait
ng his august pleasure.
At last he looked over at her
Lnd said:
'I say, Millie, if you can keep
ones' folks from saying anything
about this thing, you can go up to
DuPree's to.morrow and buy the
andsomnest black silk in his store.
3me and kiss me anyhow, you
nischievous rogue.'
He who with health, has a true
wife, a dutiful child, and a true
'rind may laugh adversity to
s.m.n and defy the world.
OUR MADIED SOLDIERS.
An Invitation to Send in Their Application
for Artificial Limbs---The Law Bearing on
the Subject.
The Board authorized to contract
for artificial limbs for maimed Con
federate soldiers, under the Act re
cently passed by the Legislature, met
last week in Columbia. The follow
ing preamble and resolution were
adopted:
Whereas, By its terms the money
to carry into effect the Act to provide
artificial. limbs for soldiers of the
State, approved December 24, 1879,
cannot be paid out from the treasury
until all the other appropriations of
that session have been met by in
coming taxes; yet the Board deem it
proper at once to take the preliminary
steps necessary to its execution.
Resolved, That a circular be issued
notifying parties claiming to be enti
tled to the benefit of the Act to send
their names and postoffico address to
the secretary at Columbia on or be
fore July 1st, 1880, to the end that
estimates may be made by the com
mission and suitable blanks sent to
applicants.
County treasurers will be furnished
with copies of the circular, and they
ire requested to post the same in
each township of the State at the
places of collection of taxes during
the month of May next.
The address is signed by Governor
Simpson, chairman, Gen. Hagood, and
Dr. Baruch, chairman of the State
Board of Health.
The following is the full text of
the Act under which the Board pro
:eed :
SECTION 1. Be it enacted by the
Senate and House of Representatives
>f the State of South Carolina, now
met and sitting in General Assembly,
and by the authority of the same,
rhat the Governor, Comptroller Gen
eral and the Chairman of the State
Board of Health be, and are hereby,
%oustituted a Board to contract for
and furnish to every citizen of this
State who lost a leg or arm in the late
war an artificial leg or arm to supply
the place of that so lost : Provided,
That the applicant shall furnish a
ertificate from the Clerk of the Court
of his County and the sw6rn state
ment of three competent and disia
terested persons personally acquainted
with the applicant for the two years
Last past before his application, show
ig that he is a citizen of this State,
and in the service of the State of
South Carolina, one of the Confed
rate States at time of the loss of said
imb : And Provided further, T hat
he has not received an artificial leg or
arm from this or any other State, or
from the United States: Provided,
further, That he may elect to receive
in money the price of said artificial
imb.
SEC. 2. That the sum of twenty
thousand dollars, if so much be ne
essay, is hereby appropriated to de
fray the charges and expenses attend
ing the execution of the provisions of
the foregoing Section, said amount to
be paid by the Treasurer, as the same
may be required, upon the warrant of
the Comptroller General, counter
signed by the Chairman of the above
constituted Board, out of any moneys
not otherwise appopriated
SEC. 3. That the said Board is al
lowed two hundred dollars to defray
all necessary expenses of carrying
said Act into efiect.
SEC. 4. That this Act shall take
effect on January 1st, 1.880.
How BOB BURDETTE WRITEs
Burdette does the most of his writing
on cars, and his manuscript is some
thing between the Choctaw language
and the hieroglyphics on the Egyptian
obelisks. He says of it: "When I
first got at it the printers would draw
cuts for my copy, and those who got a
slice of it would go around trying to
hire a boy to kick them down stairs
and break their necks. However,
there was one old fellow who thirstcd
after it, and when he got a piece of it
he immediately put on a 'sub,' and
went on a drunk. Under any other
circumstances he would have been
discharged. I do better now. 1 had
to, because it had almost broken up
the printers' temperance union. The
patrons of the cause in Burlington
traced the thing back to me, and I
had to improve my copy. It didn't
hurt mue much, but it was a terrible
blow to the printers."
[ Oi Citu, Derrick-.
POLITENESS TO CHILDREN.
Scores of times in a day, a child is
told, in a short, authoritative way,
to do or not to do such little things
as we ask at the hands of elder peo
ple, as f'avors, graciously, and
with -deference to their choice.
'Would you be so kind as to close
that window ?' 'May I trouble
you for that cricket?' 'If -you
may .be as comfortable in this
chair as in that, I would like to
change places. with you.' 'Oh,
excuse rue, but your head is be
tween me and the light.; could
you see as well if you moved a
little ?' 'Would it hinder- you to.
long if you stopped at the store
for me ? I would be much obliged
to you if you would.' 'Pray do
not let me crowd you,' etc. In
most people's speech, we find as
synonyms for these polite phrases:
'Shut that window. down, this min
ute.' 'Bring me that cricket.' 'I
wan t that chair-get up; you can
sit in this.' 'Don't you see that
you are right i.n my light.? Move
along. 'I want you to leave off
playing and go right down to
the store for. me.' 'Don't crowd
so. Can't you see; that there is
not room enough for two people
to sit on here ?' and so on.
On the other hand, let a child
ask for. anything without saying
'please,' receive anything without"
saying 'thank ycu,' sit still in the
most comfortable seat without of
fering to give it up, or press its
own preference for a particular
book, chair or apple, to the in
convenience of an elder, and what
an outcry we have: 'Such rude
ness!' -Such an ill-maunered child !'
'His parents must have neglected
him strangely.' Not at all; they
have been telling him a great
many times every day not to do
these precise things which you
dislike. But they themselvees have
been all the while doing these
very things to him.
I31PORTANT TO REAL ES
TATE OWNERS.
In accordance with the Act de
fining his duties, Col. A. P. Butler,
the comnmisssoner of agriculture, is
making strenuous efforts to secure a
complete register of all the lands of
fered for sale in the State,. together
with information concerning their lo
cation, quality, resources and price.
It is desired that all persons who
have real estate which th~ey are de
sirous of selling, will take the earliest
opportunity of reporting the same to
'the agricultural department, as num
erous inquiries are being daily re
ceived from every section of the
Union concerning the lands for sale
in the State, Th the same particular
it would be to the interest of the man
ufacturers of the State to 'forward to
the commissioner the nature and
qualities of the wares manufactured
by them, as it is desired that all in
formation of' this kind should be em
braced in the report.
THE COTTON MILL PAMPFLET.
Col. Butler assures me that there
has been an unusual demand for the
article .published in The .Yews and
Courier relative to the cotton mills
and manufacture of cotton in the
State. 'He has distributed them gen
erally upon request in every section
of the United States and the Canadas,
and has a supply prepared for ship
ment to England, France and Ger
many. It is his purpose shortly to
visit every county in the State for
the purpose of more thoroughly in
forming himself as to the various re
sources of the State, and also to
organize agricultural clubs, from
which he can procure,.statistics of the
products of the State.
[News and Courier.
Speak the truth ; yield not to
anger; give when asked, of the
little thou hast; by these three
steps thou shall go near the gods.
A royal order has been issued
fixing the legal rate of interest in
Cuba at eight per cent.
The trustees of Columbia Col
lege have decided not to allow the
ad mission of young women.
The miser is the man who lives
like a beggar because he is afraid
ot dying like one.