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Hardware aud Cutlery.
Z. S. COPPOCK. WM. JOHNSON.
NEW STOK IRDIURE!
I4,140-stme f0;WT.b occpied-bw
8. P. Booser & Co.
No 3 00hoft Row.
DEALERS IN
HARDWARE
-AND
CUTLERY,
Which Have Been Bought
T SELL At LOW PRICES,
NOTICE TO FIRMEES.
The undersigned have just received a first
rate lot of Patent Balances from 150 to 500
pounds, and Steelyards from 100 to 200
pounds, that will be sold lower than ever
offered in this market before.
Also, a fresh lot of Wagon aud Riding
Saddles, Wagon Breeching, Lines and Col
lars, Sole and Upper Leather, Harness and
Whang Leather. All of which will be of
fered at low prices.
Agent for allkinds Machinery.
oCOPPOCK & JOHNSON.
' p. 2, 1878-36-tf.
ENNIAL GIN.
as Gin &as the name of being superior.
any othor"in use for making a fine sam
d takingthe lint from the seed.
and exanine, at the Hardware Store
COPPOCK & JOHN30N, Agents.
0, 28-tf.
Just received a first rate lot of RUBBER
BELTING, 3 ply, which will be sold lower
than ever offered in this market.
Call and examine before bu% ing, at
COPPOck & JOHNSON'S
ffardware Store,
Jun. 12, 24-tf. No. 3, M*11ohon Row.
COMWK & JOnSON.
Are Agents for the celebrated N. Y.
ENAMELED READY MIXED PAINTS,
caH-and see samples of same. Also, AT
LANTIO WHITE LEAD AND OILS, AND
FINCY PAINTS. We will sell within the
reach of every one, FOR CASH.
Apr. 24, 17-tf.
*7MEsceUaneous.
STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA
NEWBEBRY COUNTY.
By James C. Leahy, Probate Judge.
Whereas, J..W. Caldwell and J. M. Wick
er, hath made suit to me, to grant them
Letters of Administration of the Estate
and effects of David Wicker, deceased.
These are therefore to cite aind admonish
all and singular, the kindred and creditors
of the said deceased, that they be and
appear, before me, in tJhe Court of Pro
bate,-to be held at Newberry Court House,
S. C., on the 14th day of November next,
after7publicationl hereof, at 11 o'clock in
the forenoon, to shew cause, if any they
have, why the said Adlministration should
nfot)e granted. ~Given .under my Han:1,
this 29th .day of October, Anno Domin ,
Octi8, 44-2t.
STATE OF SOUTH CAROINA,
NEWBERRY COUNTY.
By omes C. Leahy, Esq., Probate Judge.
Whereas, E. P. Chalmers, as Clerk of the
Circait Court, hath made suit to me, to
thim Letters of Administration of the
and effects of Catharine Lark, de
foeto cite-and admonish
kindred and creditors
d, that they be and
the Court of Probate,
..~, L~Ied at erery Court House, S. C.,
on. ihe 23d day of 3ovember next, after
ygblication hereof, at 11 o'clock in the
forenoon, to shew. cause, if any 'they have,
why the said dminist)-ation-should not be
granted. Given under my hand, this 10th
day of October, Anno Dominii, 18'78.
J. C. LE AHY, 3. P. N. C.
Oct. 16S 42-4t.
STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
NEWBERRY COUNTY.
By James C. Leahy, Probate Judge.
Whereas, E. P. Chalmers, as Clerk of
Court, has made suit to me, to grant him
Letters of Administration of the Estate and
- effects of Eliza S. Elisor, deceased.
These are therefore to cite and admonmsh
all and singular, the kindred and creditors
of the said deceased, that they be. and
appear, before me, in the Court of Probate,
'to . e held a; Newberry Court House, S. C.,
orthe 28d -day of November next, after
publication hereof, at 11 o'clock in the
forenoon, 'to shew cause, if any they have,
why the said Administration should not be
granted. Given under my Hand, this 10th
day ok October, Anno Domini, 1878.
JAMES C. LEAHY, 3. P. N. C.
Oct. 16, 42-4t.
SEA8ONABLE GOODS
At B0OTTOM PRICES.
JUST RECEIVED
A FRESH LOT OF
CRACKERS,
CA NNED GOODS,
PLAiN AND FRENCH CANDY,
LEMONS, FRUITS, &C.
At
H. A. BURNS'.
March 20, 13-10mo.
NEW AND BEAUTIFUL
BOX PAPETERLE.
The handsomest lot of BOX PAPERS, en
tire1y new ptterfs, selected with a view to
MINI ATURE BOXES for little misses,
only 20 cts.
Just received at the
HERALDBOOK STOPRE.
Clot hing.
KINARD & WILEY,
COLUMBIA, S. C.
HEADQUARTERS
FOR
FINE CLOTHING9
AND
CENT'S
PUINIS1I19 001l9
FOR
Men, Youths and Boys.
LARGEST AND THE CHEAPEST
CLOTHING HOUSE
IN THE STATE.
CASH DOWN.
Oct. 23, 43-15t.
GREAT BA~INS
AT
CLOSING OUT SALE
OF
Re & W. U, -SWAFFIEIJ.
New Goods constant
ly added, bought for
Oash, and will be sold
%t a Reduction of 20
per cent. on Regular
Prices, but for CASH
N DELIV ERY.
The undersigned continues the
MITOM DEPARTMENT,
Making to order the
Finest Custom Clothing
In the State.
FINE DRESS SHIRTS.
FINE COTTON and WOOLEN UNDER
GARMENTS.
All kinds of MILITARY and TAILORS'
TRIMMNGS constantly on hand.
W. C. SWAFFIELD.
Oct. 23, 43-10t.
CLOTHIG FOR EVRYBODYI!
NEW STOCK!
NEW PRICES!
WRIGHT & IJ.W. CJOPPOCK
Respectfully call attention to their splen
did stock of
FALL AND WINTER CLOTHING.
THE CHEAPEST AND MOST COMPLETE.
Ever Offered to the Pullfc.
BUSINESS AND DRESS SUITS
AT ROCK BED liE!
Which D)efy Vompetition.
Hats, Shoes, Umbrellas,
Trunks, Valisas.
SH IRTS, LOWER THAN EVER.
And al other kind of GENTLEMEN' and
No. 4, Mollohon Row,
CALL AND BE CONVINCED.
I R. H. WRICHT.
. W. COPPOCK.
RED CLOVER,
LJCJRH AND ORCHARD
FOR SALE AT
FANT DRU STORE
HELWING PAPA AND MAM
21 A.
Planting the corn and potatoes,
Helping to scatter the seeds,
Feeding the bens and the chickens,
Freeing the garden from weeds,
Driving the cows to the pasture,
Feeding the horse in the stall,
We little children are busy,
Sure there is work for as all,
Helping papa.
Spreading the hay in the sunshine,
Raking it up when it's dry,
Picking the apples and peaches
Down in the orchard hard by;
Plucking the grapes in the vineyard,
Gathering nuts in the fall,
We little childrer are busy,
Yes, there is work for as all,
Helping papa.
Sweeping and washing the dishes,
Bringing the wood from the shed,
Ironing, sewing and knitting,
Helping to make up the bed;
Taking good care of the baby,
. Watching her lest she should fall,
We little children are busy,
Oh, there is work for us all,
Helping mamma.
Work makes us cheerful and happy,
Makes us both active and strong;
Play we enjoy all the better
When we have labored so long,
Gladly we help our kind parents,
Quickly we come at their call;
Children should love to be busy,
There is much work for us all,
Helping papa and mamma.
FOR THE HERALD.
BROADBRUVI'S PARIS LET
TER.
NO. 25.
French and Amrican Post Offies.
Many a man whose patience might
have stood the test of coming home
and finding all the buttons off of his
shirt, just as he was going to dress
for a swell dinner at the club, or of
having his washerwoman in return for
a dozen of his finest eambries, bring
home a like number of the vilest Man
hester cottons, would feel urged to
profanity 7>f the most serious charac
ter at the idiosyncracies of the French
Post Office. I don't think that it is too
strong a qualification to say that for
insufferable stupidity and dirt the
General Post Office Department at
Jean Jacques Rousseau can scarcely
be matched in the world. If a Post
Office were simply a medium for the
entertainment or convenience of the
country in which it is located, its lo
eal arrangements might answer very
well, but unfortunately it is patronized
by Chinese and Irish, Dutchmen and
Yankees, English Fins, R.ussians and
Turks, and while I do not propose to
insist that thc Post Offie department
shall be a college of modern languages.
I do not think that it is asking too
much to demand that at least they shal]
know their own. What I complain of
is not that they do not know Chinese
or I.tsh, but they do not appear tc
know anything else. It is not too
high an estimate to say that, at the
present time, fully one-third of the
Paris mail is directed to English~
speaking people, and yet, at the
Bureau de la Grande Poste at whicb
which they are compelled to apply for
their letters, there is not a single
English speaking official. It is very
possible that, in the local offices o:
London, Manchester, New York o1
Pennsylvania, you may not always be
able to find a talented and accom.
plished French linguist, but most eer
tainly either at the General Post
Office in London or New York,
Frenhman would not find the slight
est difficulty in discovering some on'
who would give him all the informna
tion he required in his own vernacular
Here you have to either speak Frencl
or bring your own private interprete
if you want a penny worth of postag
stamps. The letter-boxes, common iu
the streets of less civilized lands, are
entirely unknown in Paris. You can
not post a paper at the same office a
which you post your letter unless i
happens to be a Bureau de Grand
Poste, and one evening I arrived a
the station just as the postman, whi
was gathering the evening mail, wa
about closing his bags. On no con
dition could I induce him to receiv
my letter, so I walked down the Ave
nue of the Chamips-Elysees along s.id
of him, nearly a half of a mile, an
went through the ceremony of drop
ping it into the little box much to th
*satisfaction of the Post Office officia
who no dAubt, that he had taught th
Yankee barbarian a wholesome lesson
of respect for the laws of the Repub
lic. To those who are only acquaint
ed with the lubberly system of French
Post Offices, the exhibit of the Yale
Lock Co., must be quite a revelation.
"It's not as deep as a well nor as
wide as a church door, but it's
enough;" it illustrates on a minor
scale, to be sure, the splendid work
ing of the American Post Office sys
tem. The building itself is a unique
little affair and looks as tbough it
might have been gotten up for some
lady's son or gentleman's daughter to
play post office in ; the boxes are all of
beautiful brouzed metal now in such
general use in America, and it is al
most laughable to see the curious eyes
with which the crowd survey the
Uiniature Yankee Post Office. In
this particular the American Depart
meut is ahead of every other. The
letters of British exhibition are re
ceived at the British commission,. and
the letters addressed to the different
nationalities are received in their re
spective departments ; but in the
American department alone is a regu.
lar organized system with the same
class of.lock boxes and all other postal
conveniences that can be found in all
the cities of the United States. To a
newspaper man in the receipt, each
week, of hundreds and hundreds of
papers, this has been a most inesti
mable boon, and the Yale Lock Com
pany, when they selected Mr. Charles
E. Manning as their representative,
put the right man in the right place;
and when he, in turn, selected Mr.
Grenfell Williamson as his assistant,
he showed a discrimination which does
honor to his judgmert and he has
laid the exhibitors of the Ameriean
department under alasting obliga
tion.
The Agricultural display is the best
and strongest portion of the American
exhibit, and has had the good
fortune to be under the special super
vision of Dr. William McMurtrie, of
Washington, and in classification and
geueral arrangement he has succeeded
in making his department one of the
models of the Exposition. In no
class of goods has the rivalry been
more keen than in the- manufacture of
agricultural machines. France and
Belgium have splendid exhibits of ag
ricultural machines of every class, and
both of them have evidently found
American ideas not only pleasant, but
profitable.
The English exhibit of agricultural
machines and tools is simply appall
ing. An immense annex to the main
department is literally crammed with
implements of every class and of a
workmanship as fine as is usually be
stowed upon a lady's watch. There
are shovels burnished to a crocus pol
ish and spades that look like shining
silver. Lawn mowers and reapers,
hay forks arnd feed cutters, threshers
that look as though they could thrash
any man or anything; in fact, genius
seems to have exhausted itself in per
feting some of these remarkable in
ventions; but, notwithstanding the
immense competition in agricultural
machinery the United States have
been awarded a number of gold med
als, and the articles exhibited in the
Agricultural Department have re
ceived the highest commendation.
The exhibit of Sewing Machines,
the very point in which the United
States were supposed to excel is un
worthy of a county fair, and is sur
passed by exhibits made all over in
the United States from Maine to Min
nesota.
Rumors are current that the Ex
hibition is to be kept open till No
vember 10th. There has been a row
in the direction and M. Krantz has
tendered his resignation.
The presence of the Russian Grand
Duke with the splendid black horse
on which he rode into Constantinople,
has been one of the sensations of the
week. His imperial Highness brought
on a half dozen Russian couriers and
his Imperial Highness' Royal droska.
bThe monster balloon is now the ab
sorbing topic. It is the largest bal
loon that has ever been made in the
world and is capable of carrying up
twenty persons. The ascents are
made from the Place du Carrousel
and back of the ruined palace of the
Tuileries. Twenty ascents are made
a day at a cost of four dollars per
head, which, considering the eleva
tion, is not dear ; it often costs more
than a paltry four dollars to get sc
high up in the world. It was only
1e. lastwee that a romance took placi
which resulted in a noce de balton,
which I translate for the benefit of
my non-classical geaders, as a mar
riage in a ges bag. We cannot all be
versed in "furrin" languages, you
know. It was on Friday last, of all
days in the week that a dashing
blond% made an ascent in the balloon.
The company was large and miscel
laneous; but,lon the particular occa
sion of which I write, it was con
siderably more miscellaneous than
usual: two Turks, a Chinaman, a
Russian countess,;an Arab chief, the
president of the Geological Society of
Iceland, a couple of English tourists,
the blonde of whom I have spoken,
and a French creole from Louisiana
with a frightfully suspicious curl to
his hair, and a nose like a baked
pear which covered nearly one-half o1
his face. He was not an Adonis from a
Caucasian stand point, but his dress
would have passed inspection of a
Brummel or a D'Orsay. Now, if
there is anything in Paris to which
we pay no particular attention, it is a
shade or two of color, to be candid a
half dozen shades more or less seem
to make no perceptable difference.
"In joining contrasts lyeth loves
delight," says Knowles. And the
contrast between the dashing blonde
and the distinguished Louisianian was
quite sufficient for all ordinary pur
poses. The blonde was dressed in
light pink, the dress being cut ex
treme decollete and displaying a
wealth of charms usually confined to
exhibitions of Greek slaves and ana
tomical Venuses. The word was
given to start and up went the balloon
like a bird ; up up, up it went, till
men and women on the Place de ]a
Concorde looked hardly bigger than
mosquitoes, and the carriages along
the Champs-Elysees looked just like
creeping mice. The Chinaman was
seized with a sudden fright for fear
the balloon might break loose, and
tumbled all in a heap across the
Russian countess who was already
suffering from vertigo. The English
tourists lost head, and the next min
ute the two Turks and the Arab chief
went by the board; the blonde went
next and the gentleman from Louis
iana, undismayed by the disaster, re
mained sole master of the situation.
Hie raised the blonde gently in his
arms and applied to her beautiful
nose the most delicate flacon of per
fume; he chafed her brow, he patted
her palms and resorted to all those
delicat,e little stratagems by which
fainting ladies are restored.
The balloon had got half way down
before she opened her beautiful blue
eyes beaming with gratitutie on her
preserver. Now isn't that pretty ?
By the time that the balloon was
well fast, friendship had ripened into
love. That night they were married
by tho cure of one of the most fash
ionable churches in Paris, and ever
since they have been one of the most
marked sensations among the visitors
to the Exposition. They say that
there is no doubt about the per
manency of their contract for they
have it down in black and white.
Truly yours,
BROADBRIM.
"SHUT Youa MoUT.'-Catlin'
taught the world the importance
of shutting the mouth and breath
ing through the nose. It~ would
seem that his little book, entitled
"Shut your mouth," is bearing
fruit in Germany, and where new
thoughts receive more attention
from physicians than anywhere
else in the world. Respiration by
the mouth is easier than by the
nose, but it is not so safe. The
noe to a certain extent, fits the
air for entering the lungs. The
sense of smell warns us against
breathing an air loaded with
poisonous vapors. The moisture
of the nasal cavities to some ex
tent saturates the air, and makes
it less irritating to the throat and
larynx. The mucus of the nasal
passage and the hairs catch the
dust before it goes far enough to
harm. On the other hand breath
ing through the mouth dries the
throat, and in children may cause
false croup, catarrh, and it may so
effect the eustachain tube as to
cause injury to the ear and deaf
ness.
Habits of meekness, gentleness,
charity, deep, pure and enduring,
must be begun here, that they
mae cnonmpleted in Heaven.
nqp W jM. R,qqRpXA.U .11.
Bungay, the real estate agen
over at Pencader, suspected tha
Mrs. Bungay didn't care as muel
for him as she onght to. So ont
day he went up to the city, aftei
leaving word that he would b<
gone for two or three days. Whilk
there he arranged with a frient
to send a telegram to his wife, al
a certain hour announcing that h(
had been run over on the railroac
and been killed.
Then Bungay came home, and
slipping into the house unper
ceived, he secreted himself in th(
closet in the sitting-room, -c
await the arrival of the telegrau
and to see bow Mrs. Bungay tooh
it. After a while it came, and h(
saw the servant girl give it to hit
wife. She opened it, and as sht
read it she gave one little start,
Then Bungay saw a smile grad
nally overspread her features
She rung for the girl, and wheE
the servant came Mrs. Bunga3
said:
"Mary, Mr. Bungay has beer
killed. I've just got the news. I
reckon I'll have to put on blac
for him, though I hate to give ul
my new bonnet for mourning
You just go round to the milliner'i
and ask her to fetch me up somc
of the newest styles of widow'i
bonnets, and tie a piece of blach
crape on the door, and then bring
the undertaker here."
W hile Mrs. Bungay was waiting
she smiled continually, and onc
or twice she danced around thf
room, and stood in front of the
mirror, and Bungay heard hei
murmur to herself:
"I ain't a bad looking woman
either. I wonder what Jamei
will think of me ?"
"James I" thought Bungay, aE
his widow took her seat and sang
softly, as if she felt particularly
happy. "Who in thunder is James
She certainly can't mean that in
famous old undertaker, Toomball
His name's James, and he's -
widower; but it's preposteroui
that she cares for him, or isgoing
to prowl after any man for a hus
band as quick as this."
While he brooded in horror over
the thought, Mr. Toombs arrived.
The widow said :
"Mr. Toombs, B3ungay is dead
run over by a locomotive and
chopped all up."
"Very sorry to bear it ; I sym
pathize with you in your affic
tion."
"Tha6k you; it is pretty sad
But I don't worry much. Bun
gay was a poor sort of a man t<
get along with, and now that he'i
dead, I'm going to stand it with
out crying my eyes out. We. wil
have to bury him, I suppose
though ?"
"That is the usual thing to d<
in such cases."~
"Well, I want you to 'tend to il
for me. I reckon the coronel
will have to sit on him first. Bua
when they get thrdugh, if you'l
collect the. pieces and shake hin
into some kind of a bag and pac
him into a coffn, I'll be obliged.'
"Certainly, Mrs. Bungay. Whei
do you want the funeral to oc
cr?"
"Oh most any day; P'rhapi
the sooner the better so's we cai
have it over. It'll save expense
by taking less ice. I don't wan
to spend much money on it, Mx
Toombs. Rig up some kind of
cheap coffn, and mark his nam
on it with a brush, and bury hii
with as little fuss as possible. I']
come along with a couple o
friends ; and we'll walk. No car
riages. Times are too hard."
"I'll attend to it."
"And, Mr. Toombs, there i
another matter. Mr. Bungay'
life was insured for about twent:
thousand dollars, and I want t
get it as soon as possible, a~
then I shall think of marryin
again."
"Indeed, Madam !".
"Yes ; and can you think of any
body who will suit me ?"
"I dunno. 1 might. Twent]
thousand you say he left?"
"T wenty thousand; yes. Now
Mr. Toombs, y ou'll think me bold
but I only tell the honest truti
when I say that I prefer a wid
-we, and a man who is abou
miaaie age, ana in some ousiness
connected with cemeteries."
"How would an undertaker suit
you ?"
"I think very well, if I could
find one. I often told Bungay
- that I wished he was an under
taker."
"Well, Mrs. Bungay, it's a little
kind of sudden; I haven't thought
much about it; and old Bungay's
hardly got fairly settled in the
world of the hereafter, but
business is business, and if
you must have an undertaker to
love you and look after that life
insurance money, it appears to me
that I am just about that kind of
a man. Will you take me?"
"Oh, James! fold me to your
bosom I"
James was just about to fold
her, when Bungay, white with
rage, burst from the closet, and
exclaimed :
"Unhand her villain! Touch
that woman and you die ! Leave
this house at once, or I'll braln
you with a poker! And as for
you, Mrs. Bungay, you can pack
up your duds and quit. I've done
with you. I know now that you
are a cold-hearted, faithless, abom.
inable wretch ! Go, and go at
once! I did this to try you, and
my eyes are opened."
"I know you did, and I con
cluded to pay you in your own
coin."
"That't too awful thin. It won't
hold water."
"It's true, anyhow. You told
Mr. Magill you were going to do
it, and he told me."
"He did, hey ? I'll bust the
head off of him."
"When you are really dead, I
will be a good deal more sorry,
provided you don't make such a
fool of yourself while you are
alive."
"You will ? You will really be
sorry ?"
"Of course."
"And you won't marry Toombs?
Where is that man Toombs? By
George, I'll go for him now ! He
was wighty hungry for that life
insurance money ! I'll step around
and kick him at once, while I'm
mad. We'll talk this over when I
come back."
Then Bungay left to call upon
Toombs, and when he returned he
dropped the .subject. He has
drawn up his will so that.his wife
is cut off with a shilling.if she
employs him as the undertaker.
A Pamz.-"I will say but one
thing in praise of my daughter,"
said a happy father at that daugh
ter's wedding-breakfast. "She is
-a thorough and practical house
keeper." Could any compliment
have been higher ? What an in
dorsement it was of the good
sense and prospective comfort of
her husband ! For a man has so
much of the animal in his nature
that be cares more for a good
Sdinner than he does-so long as
Shis appetite is unappeased-to
listen to the music of the spheres.
Heavy bread has made many
heavy hearts, given rise to dys
pepsia and its herd of accompany
- ing torments. Girls who desire
that their husbands should be
Samiable and kind should learn to
Smake light bread. A story is told
of a happy wife who, when asked
Lhow she managed her husband so
-successfully, replied, with a ro
Lguish smile, "My dear, I feed him
Swell.". There is a great deal in
Sthat. Those wives who are en
1tirely dependent upon hired cooks
~make a sorry show at housekeep
- ing. The stomach performs a
very important part in the econo
my of humanity ; and those who
Sare forgetful of this fact commit a
a serious mistake. Even the lion
Smay be tamed by keeping him
'well-fed.
Speak kindly at night, for it
may be that before the dawn
some loved one may finish his or
-her space of life for this world,
and it would be too late to ask
forgiveness.
It is good to be deaf when the
slanderer begins to talk.
-Presumption first blhnds a man,
b then sets him running.
%z&&ft UV "AE HAS AN AXE
TO GRIND."
No owe more of our common
sayings and pithy proverbs to Dr.
Franklin than many of us think
or know. We say of one who
flatteis or serves us for the sake
of some secret, selfish gain or
favor, "Ho has an axe to grind."
In the doctor's "Memories" is the
following story, which explains
the origin of the phrase. Frank
Un says:
When- I was a little boy, I re
member, one cold winter morning
I was accosted by a smiling man
with an axe on his shoulde:.
"Mv little boy," said he, "has
your father a grindstone?"
"Yes, ir," said I.
"4You are a fine little fellow,"
said he. "Will you let'me grind
an axe on it ?"
Pleased with the compliment of
"a fine little fellow," "Oh, yes,
sir," I answered; "it is down in
the shop."
"And will you, my man," said
he, patting me on the head, "get
me a little hot water?"
How could I refuse ? I ran and
soon brought a kettleful.
"How old are you? and what's
your name ?" continued he, with
out waiting for a reply. -"I'm
sure you are one of the finest lads
that ever I have seen. Will you
turn a few minutes for me?"
Tickled with the flattery, like a
fool I went to work, and bitterly
did. I rue the day. It was a new
axe, and I toiled and tugged till
I was almost tired to death. The
school bell rAng and I could not
get away; my hands were blistered
and it was- not half ground. At
length, however, the axe was
sharpened, and the man turned to
me saying:
"Now, you little rascal, you've
played the truant; now scuhd
away to suhool or you'll get it."
Alas! thought I, it was hard
enough to turn a grindstone this
cold day, but now to be called a
rascal was too much. It suink
deep in my mind, and often have
I thought of it since.
When a merchant is over-polite
t6, his customers, begging them to.
take a little brandy, and throwing
his goods on the counter, thinks
I, "That man has an axe to
grind."
When I see a man flattering
the people, making great pro
fessions of liberty and prating
loudly about economy, who is in
private a tyrant, methinks, "Look
out, good .people, that fellow
would see you turning a grind
stone."
Beware of people who pay com
pliments when there is no par.
ticular occasion for so doing. They
have an axe to grind, and it is not
yours.
A young girl discovered her
young . brother out behind the
shed the other day pulling away
at a cigarette. "There, young
man I" she exclaimed, as the ci
garette hastily disappeared be
bind the boy's back : "I'll tell
your father. on you-see if I
don't". "Yes, tell him," retorted
the brother, suddenly recovering
himself; "you tell 'im. an' see how
quick that fellow - o' yourn I'll
ship." I'll tell father how you
an' 'm was sittin' on the parlor
sofa, an' him a huggin' you. You
just go an' tell, that's all I ask."
The sister very discreetly with
drew; while the young statesman
finished his smoke in tranquility
The promises of Jesus are not
to us like the legacies of one long
dead; they are not the words
merely of a great philosopher,
like the Grecian sage, whom death
has severed from all personal con
tact with our mode .n life. They
are the assurances of a living and
present though unseen friend ;
and, when so accepted, they are
full of power.]
Make yourself all honey, and
you'll soon find flies to devour
you.
Let them obey who know how
to rule.
The head is ever the dupe of the