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FOR THE HERALD.
BROADBRIM'S PARIS LET
TER,
NO. 2.
The Opening of the Great Exposition.
Never since the day when the
red- star of the Commune entrench
ed on the historic heights of Belle
vifle went down in- darkness and
blood, has France had such a splen
did opportunity for military dis
play as at the opening of the Uni
versal Exposition. Crushed beneath
the ruthlesa hoofs of invading ar
ies, rent and torn with intestine
iscord, to-day she rises in her
ight and proclaims to the world
hat the Republic is supreme over
he ashes of the Compnune and the
rumbling ruins of the Empire.
Whatever giay be our governmental
ympathies, whether kingly or re
ublican, he would be less than
cristian and unworthy of the name
f man, who would deny to these
eople the praise and the glory of
aving rescued their country from
sch dire disaster and ruin as has
scarcely been experienced by any
ther nation in ancient or modern
tme. Seven years ago to-day the
ivader thundered at her gates ;
seven years ago this very month,
he toiuch of the incendiary left her
palaces'and her halls of justice but
heaps of smouldering ashes, and to
:ay, from every land, from the rising
to the setting of the sun, millions
of pilgrims come to her with tribute
to assist at the opening of her Great
Exposition and to strenghthen the
bond of peace whose doctrine is
enunciated in the universal brother
hood of maan, and the Universal
Fatherhood of God.
For weeks past thous&nds upon
thousands of distinguished stran
gers hava been podring into Paris.
Princes whose blue blood went
back to Pepin the Little and Char
lemagne, were flanked by Pachas,
Bashaws and Shays, whose pedigree
anti-dated Noah and the roots of
whose family tree were to be found
in the Garden of Eden. For many
days it has Ikeen evident that a
grand miltary display was in
tended. Strange uniforms appear
ed more frequently upon the
streets, fierce looking Turcosivith
baggy breeches and vagabond look
ing hats took the whole of the side
walk in squiads and without as
much as byv your leave, or if youi
please elbowed ydtI into the gutter.
Cuirassiers in glittering helmet and
cuirasse ; imposing looking officers,
in ponderous cocked hats and gor
geous with orders of merit, lined
the highways and guarded the cor
ners of the streets. Dragoons
armed cap en~ pied mounted on
horses gaily comparisoned, dashed
hither and thither as if on impor
tat business and woe betide the
unlucky foot passenger who hap
pened to stand in their way.
For weeks and weeks the high
diplomatist Monse. de Bort, who has
are of th manament-of the
opening ceremonies, has been driven
almost crazy with the question of
precedence. Many princes of the
blood were invited to be present,
and none of them could be expected
to take a back seat. The Prince of
Wales was already here, and chief
of the British high commission;
Austria and Prussia, Russia and
Belgium, and also the Kingdom of
Italy, were each and all to be repre
sented. Powerful potentates from
India and Bashaws, yith more tails
than I have time to count, each
claimed a priority of right which
would listen to no terms of com
promise and disdained every over
tire of settlement. Telegrams flew
thick and fast; messengers dashed
between the different departments I
with notes of heavy diplomatic im
port, the great principles seemingA
to forget the homely adage, "That.
when two men ride the same horse,
one must ride behind." Uncle Sam,
whose able representative was bom
pelled - to uphold the dignity of his 4
country, could not afford to have I
his claims overlodked by taking a I
prospective view of the coat tails of t
any Prince or potentate, however 1
magnificent and powerful, things c
were getting to be very much i
mixed, when the private Secretary <
of the Prime Minister cut the gor- 1
dian knot with the brilliant sugges- I
tion that they all go first. This f
met the universal approbation of t
the different foreign embassies, and s
it is whispered that the lucky sug- r
gestion of the plan may expect a <
red ribbon and the order of St. a
Louis, not - to mention prospective <
official advancement and a pen- r
sion.
On Tuesday, by the kindness of E
the American Commissioner, the
Hon. Richard McCormick, to whom I
I take this opportunity to return 8
my grateful thanks, I received a I
formidable card barred with im ]
perial purple, with compliments of
the "Marechal President de la Re
publique," inviting me to assist at
the opening ceremony on the first
of Ma'y, on the terrace of the Tro
eadero, at the hour of Lwo precisely.1
I iuderstood that the Prince of
Wales, the crown Prince of Prus
sia, the King of Italy, Princes from
Austria, Denmark and Sweden were
also expected to be present. So I
thought I must go ; it is so pleas
ant occasionally to mingle into the
society you are accustomed to, and
which you are perfectly sure is re-1
spectable. The morning broke
gloomily; the day previous Paris
was visited by one of thie heaviest
storms .of the season. It requires
something to dampen the ardor of
your true Parisian, but I don't
know of anything that will take the
starch out of a man's collar as quick
as a shower of rain. All through
the preceding night the rain had
come down in occasional showe rs,
and when day. broke the clouds*
hung sad and gloomy over the
gayest capital in Europe. To for
eigners used to the noise and bus
tle of holidays in other lands, there
was something almost appalling in
the silence and order that prevailed.
There was no occasionalpopping of
pistols, no individual hurrahs and
no thunder of artillery. Early iis
the day, but little to indicate that
there was about to commence a
pageant which thousands of people
from other lands had crossed great
oceans to see. I sometimes thinir
Great Jupiter Pluvius has set his
face against International Ex
hibitions, for most of them that I
remember have been ushered in
with rain, the First Exposition in
London was dreadful. The Cen
tennial at Philadelphia was a soaker
and to-day in Paris it sustains its
miserable reputation. But rain or
no rairi, the' dignity of the fourth
estate must be maintained ; so the
representative of your honored
journal knowing that he was going
into the society of princes, arrayed
himself in swallow tailed coat and
white kids, and as I struggled re
solutely before the glass to tie one
of those ravishing knots which used
to send a flutter through the
hearts of the young belles of a
quarter of a century ago, my mem
ory ran sadly back to another Ex
position in this very town when
surrounded by a jolly band of
brother quills, Jack Finch, from
Dublin, Tom Jennings, from Lon
dn, Lmuwig Hich, from Berlin,
and a Russian with an unpro
nounceable name from Moscow, I
went up to see the Emperor open
the great Exposition of 1867.
1 know not if any of them still
wander on this side of the Styx;
but if on the other side, I hope
they are enjoying much better
weather for their Exposition cele
bration than we have to-day in the
,ity of Paris. Getting into my car
riage. I drove down to the Troca
3ero, and soon found myself in a
wild maize of every description of
vehicle from a dog cart to an im
perial coach. Gendarmes lined the
ivay, but order was out of ,the ques
4on. I was dumped ingloriously
n the mud, and had to struggle up
o the gateway on foot. The char
Lter of my invitation claimed im
nediate attention, and I was
ishered at once into the grand cor
-idor of the palace. Everything
va4 unfinished, the bricklayers and
)lasterers surprised in their job, had
vidently only beat a retreat.a few
ours before magnificent Goeblins
mung against the walls souvenirs of
he more prosperous days of France,
)ut they were hung there to con
eal unsightly piles of lumber and
nountains of ruinous debris. At
ne o'clock the foreign ambassadors
>egan to arrive, and these were
ollowed by a number of distin
ruished personages, the most no
ble being those of England, Spain
nd Italy. The footmen and coach
nen were all in knee breeches and
ocked hats; gorgeous in vesture
nd resplendent in gold lace; the
arriages were marvels of the coach
akers' art, and the Royal occu
)ants covered with orders and
rlittering in diamonds were evi
lently of no common clay. At two
)recisely a flourish of trumpets,
,nd a wild rush of chasseurs an
ionnced the arrival of the Marechal
?resident of the Republic; the
Irums beat, the brazen' trumpets
)rayed, but no vivas rent the air
or the ruler of France; the crowd
>arted respectfully as he entered,
ieads were uncover'ed, and many
owed low; but the deep enthu
iasm which popularity engenders
as wanting, and hie passed on to
he grand pavillion in silence.
Jaught up in the wild throng that
ollowed in his wake, I was hurried
dong the corridor ; one moment I
was in the midst of the delegation
>f Deputies, and the next I wvas in
;he suite of the Persian Ambassa
lr, soon I found myself touching
dbows with the crown Prince of
Denmark ; another surge, and I
as landied on the grand stand
dongside of the President of the
R~epublic. At this moment, the
icene was particularly grand and
npiring.- A lovely amphitheatre
becked in the gayest robes of spring
stretching in a gentle slope across
~he Seine lay between you and the
nain Exhibition. .Ehe stand itself
~vas of purple and gold filled with
nagnficent gilded- chains for the
Royal guests who had been specially
vited, and President McMahon
md his staff. Immediately behind,
>n a raised dais, were assembled
he princesses and the wives of the
foreign Ambassadors, and away in
a corner gorgeous in barbaric splen
or the:Ambassador and puite fr-om
ssam and several other savages.
[n front of the stand a beautiful
sascade potiredi its waters into a
arble lake on the margin of which
a gilded elephant was trumpeting
tiis angry blast ; near by a huge
rhinocerous was uttering his roar
af. defiance ; opposite him a mag
nificent bull lashed the air with his
ierce tail; while his neighbor a
proud horse undaunted by his looks
seemed ready to grapple with him
n the embrace of death.
Over the buildings of the Ex
position rose the bright gilded
rome of the Invalides, under which
moulder the sacred ashes of the
Fgperor ; away in the distance was
he sombre towers of Notre-Dame
and behind it, in bold relief against
the sky, the great dome of the Pan
heon where in the days of the Rev
lution they enshrined the naked
G7oddess of Liberty. To the East
like some majestic giant stood the
Arc deTriomphe de l'Etoile inscribed
with its splendid battle roll of a
hunred victories ; and on the
North rose Montmartre from whose
heights only seven years ago the
Empmero William, at the head ol
his conquering army, looked dowr
on the starving and beleagued city
The storm which had been threat
ening all the morning now burst up
on the assembled thousands with un
relenting fury; the pitiless rair
poured down in torrents, and thE
roar of heavens artillery drowned
the thunder of the guns that
greeted the President of the Re
public. The opening ceremonies
were a grievous disappointment to
almost everybody present. TherE
was no music, no grand anthem by
which France and thWworld should
remember the day. The entire ab
sence of all enthusiasm in the most
enthusiastic capital in the world
was as marked as it was lamentable
to those who were nhurally expect
ing one of the most splendid pa
geants 6f ancient or modern times.
As a spectacle it was the deadest of
all dead failures, as a public cele
bration, to whoever has seen the
Derby or the boat race on the
Thames, the contrast would be the
most unfavorable; but for all this,
there are here gathered together
such an Eposition of the world's
genius and the world's wealth,
as has never been witnessed
in any land before. Strong with
the prejudices .of my own country;
glorying in its past successes as I
do, I am still compelled to speak
with reverence and respect of this
magnificent national undertaking
which in my estimation considering
the difficulties which surrounded
it, has had no parallel on the face
of the earth. As the shadows of
night fell the enthusiasm which had
been wanting all day seemed to
awaken as if by magic. The place
de la Concorde and all along the
Champs-Elysees and the boulevards
were crowded with a good natured
multitude. There were some faint
attempts at illumination, and the
shops on the various boulevards
were glittering with their precious
wares as usual, and so ended the
opening day of the Exposition of
1878.
Though thousands wire disappoint.
ed in the pageant the importance of
this day's work upon the permanent
welfare of mankind throughout the
world no living man can estimate.
Its influence reaches away into the
ages to come'affecting the destiny
of millions yet unborn, in whose ex
periences may be realized the golden
dreams of the prophet and the
sage when the children of men in
every land shall join in the anthem
sung by the morning star.
Of the tremendous magnitude of
the buildings, I have not yet had
time to speak, of the splendid col
lections of art; the wonderful crea.
tions of mechanism, the gorgeous
beauty of the grounds, and the un
told marvels that enn;esh~ yotir
steps like the net of fabled
enchantress of these at the pre.
sent tirme. I can only make
passing mention. Its immensity
no mortal mind can grasp as - a
whole, so weary and worn to-night,
I lay down my pen, but to-morrow
I shall take it up again, and pro
ceed to the fulfillment of the task
which I laid out for myself two
years ago at the opening of the
Centennial Efposition in Philadel
phia and which, if I canufulflllto
the satisfaction of my readers,. I
shall esteem no sacrifice too great.
For the next six months,- day by
day, I shall wander over these won
derous hialls, and endeavor to tell
as best I may the story of the mar
vels that I have seen. To me it
will be no less a duty than a con
tinuous labor of love, and trusting
that the satisfaction which I ex
perience in seeing may be shared
by those who shall follow me in
these letters,
I am yours, truly,
BRADBRIM.
. When a man dies, they who
survive him ask what property be
has left behind. The angel who
bends over the dying man asks
what good deeds he has sent be
fore him.
The effect of soap and honey
upon a bee sti-ng is marvelous. It
will make a fellow feel glad he
was stung. -
Eyes raised toward heaven are
always beautiful whatever color
the may be.
COMEDIES OF THE COURTS.
"Take off your Coat, Gibbs"-Freah from the
Limestone Region.
(BEFORE JUSTICE BIXBY.)
t
Judge-Where did you find this
colored man, officer ?
Officer-I found him last night :
banging around Devlin & Co.'s
clothing store. Mr. Devlin has v
had a good deal of clothing stolen
lately and I brought this man in b
on suspicion.
Judge-What is your name,
prisoner ?
Prisoner-Napoleon Bonaparte e
Gibbs.
Judge-What is your occupa- t
tion ?
Gibbs-'se traveling agent for S
de new patent white wash brush,
sah.
Judge-Take off your coat,
Gibbs.
Gibbs-I bope you 'scuse me
sab. I'se been troubled lately
wid the 'fluency in de head, de a
'zootic, sah. I'se very bad..
Judge--Take off . your coat, n
Gibbs. (Gibbs takes off his coat
slowly.) a
Judge-Ah ! Another coat un
der that ; nothing like being well b
wrapped up, as they say in Alaska
when they go a skating. Take t
off your coat, Gibbs.
Gibbs-I isen't well, I isen't t
sah. De doctor say, Napoleon,
you wear plenty clotheia. De
'fluency, sab. (Takes off his '
coat.)
Judge-Ah! What have we
here? A swallow-tail ! Take off
your coat, Gibbs.
Gibbs-.Dis yere won't do, Judge.
I'se got a stuffness in de borax,
Ilse very bad. (Takes off his coat.)
Judge-Ah! A double-breasted
frock! Take off your coat, Gibbs. tq
Gibbs-Dars gwine to be a fune
ral here, dar is, sah ; I feels the.
stuffness rising in de borax.
(Takes off his coat.) f
Judge-What's this ? A shoot- a
ing jacket, by the soul of Nim- g
rod ! Take off your coat, Gibbs. p
Gibbs-I'se gwine for a kerpus n
-I's getting cold. Dis yore is. a
murder in do first degree. (Takes p
off his coat.) p
Judge-A linen duster. I think fi
I've 'got you down to hard pan, si
Gibbs. I shall commit yon with- bn
out bail. Take him down gently, tl
officer, for he is a lily-a lily of b
the valley. Ho toils not, neither b
does"s he spin ; yet Solomon, in all ir
his glory, was not clothed like g
him. 's<
"Next !" called his honor, and a h
lean, hatched-faced specimen of tl
the rui'al districts, with a green
cotton umbrella under his arm,
stepped up to the railing and in
clined his ear towards the judge. si
Judge-Whbat is your name ?" t<
Prisoner-It was the water, u
judge. You see I1 have always ir
lived in a limestone region- h
Judge-What is your name? (in b~
alto.)n
Prisoner-Yes, judge, I came a
down last night from Roundout to a
sell my teasels- f
Judge-What is your tcame ? o
(In alto and robusto).
Prisoner-I am sure, judge, its
was the water. 1 have always r
lived in a limestone
Judge-My-! this man is t
deaf as an adder. Bore a hole in n
his ear, officer, and ask him his n
name.
Officer-He uses an ear trum
pet, your honor. il
Judge-Well, then sound a cay- t
ary charge through it and find
out his name.
Officer (through ear-trumpet) n
-What is your name ? y
Prisoner-Israel Pudger. I're
been troubled for the last twenty
years, judge, with pneumonia, ~
measles, milk-sickness and worms. r
I use cider for the pneumonia, lum
bago, wbisky for the lumbago, gin
tansey for the measles, stone-fence '
and for the mnilk-sickness,and I feed a
the worms on rum and rmolasses.
But it was the water that done it,.
judge ; the limestone region.
J udge-Officer, tell him I shall
discharge him this lime, and
tell him to return to the lime
stone region and avoid the sea
coast as he would ascreditor.
Viinsn were invented in 1477. fl
SELECT PROVERBS.
Pay as you go and keep from
mall score.
Pains to get, care to keep, fear
o lose.
Past labor is nleasant.
Poverty is the mother of all
,rts.
Provide for the worst, the best
vill save itself.
Poverty craves many things,
ut avarice more.
Quarrelling dogs come halting
ome.
Quiet persons are welcome
verywhere.
Riches, like manure, do no good
ill they are spread.
Ejnning hares do not need the
pur.
See, listen, and be silent, and
,on will live in peace.
Speak. well of your friend, of
,our enemy say nothing.
Some have been thought brave
ecause they were afraid to run
way.
Sit in your place and none can
iake you rise.
Speak little and to tl - purpose,
nd you will pass for somebody.
Setting down in writing is a
isting memory.
Take time whil time is, for
ime will way.
That which is well done is
wice done.
Think of ease but work on.
The stone that lies not in your
ray, need not offend you.
The best throw upon the dice
to throw them away.
The present fashion is always
andsome.
There are no coxcombs so trou
lesome as those that have some
Fit.
The foolish Afchymist sought
make gold of iron, and made
-on of gold.
God resisteth the proud, pro
,ssing open defiance and hostility
gainst such persons, but giveth
race to the humble, grace and
ardon, remedy and r-elief against
iisery and oppression, content in
11 conditions, tranquility of spirit,
atience in afflictions, love abroad,
eace at home, and utter freedom
-om contention and the sin of cen
uring others, and the trouble-of
eing censured themselves. For
Eie humble man will not judge his
rother for the mote in-his eye,
eing more troeibled at the beam
i his own eye,irnd is patient and
lad to be reproved, because him
31f bath cast the first stone at
ipiself, and therefore wonders not
dat others are of his mind.
[Jeremy Taylor.
No PLACE LIKE RoME.-He had
bayed till the clock hands hung
>gether at eleven and that val
able recorder of time was menac
ag a strike. She had yawned till
er mouth felt large enough for a
orse collar, and yet the young
ian evinced no symptom of
peedy departure. "IPve been
rorking on a motto to-day," she
nally said, as she held her eyes
pen with her fingers; "don't you.
ant to see it ?" He said he did.
he brought out the article and
assed it to him for inspection.
[e held it up to the light and read
be cheerful sentence: "There's
o place like home." The young
ian guessed he'd be going.
Poverty is not the worst thing
athe world. Sin is the worst
hing in the universe.
If in the morn of life you re
iember God, he will rot forget
ou in his old age.
About the most uncomfortable
Bat a man can have, in the long
un, is self-conceit.
A good principle, not rightly
nderstood, may prove as hurtful
s a bad.
You should forgive many things
ai others, but nothing in your
elf.
Men, like books, have at eagh
nd- a-blank leaf-childhood and
Id age.
Pocketbooks are generally wora