The Newberry herald. (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, September 19, 1877, Image 1
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Yol XIII. WEDNESDAY MORNING, SEPTEMBER 19, 1877. No. 38.
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DRUGGISTS' SUNDRIES.
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WOODMAN, SPARE THAT
TREE.
Woodman. spare that tree!
Touch not a single bough !
In youth it sheltered me,
And I'll protect it now.
'Twas my forefather's hand
That placed it near his cot;
Then, woodman, let it stand,
The axe shall touch it not.
That old familiar tree,
Whose glory and renown
Are spread o'er land and sea,
And wouldst thou hew it down?
Woodman, forbear thy stroke!
Cut not its earth-bound ties,
Oh! spare that aged oak,
Now towering to the skies!
When but an idle boy,
I sought its grateful shade,
In all their gushing joy;
Here, too, my sisters played;
My mother kissed me here;
My father pressed my hand
Forgive this foolish tear,
But let that old oak stand.
My heart-strings round thee cling,
Close as thy bark, old friend,
Here shall the wild-bird sing,
And still thy branches bend.
Old tree! The storm still brave!
And, woodman, leave the spot,
While I've a hand to save,
Thy axe shall harm it not.
-GEo. P. MORRIS.
STORY OF THEEGINEERI
o
"Let me put my name down first
I can't stay long !"
It was a red ribbon meeting, and
the man was a locomotive engineer,.
bronzed and strong and having
eyes full of deep determination.
He signed his name in a bold,
plain hand, tied a red ribbon in his
button hole, and as he left the hall
he said :
"As the Lord looks down upon
me, I'll never touch liquor again !"
"Have you been a hard drinker?"
querried a man who walked beside
the engineer.
"No. Fact is, I was never drunk
in my life. I've swallowed consid
erable whiskey, but I never went
fr enough to get drunk. I shouldn't
iss it or be the worse off for an
our if all the intoxicating drink in
te world wvas drained into the
cean.
"But you seemed eager to gign
-te pledge."
"So I was, and I'll keep it through
tick and thin and talk temperance
to every man on the road."
"You must have strong reasons!"
'Well, if youll walk down to the
epot I'll tell you a story on the
ay. It hasn't been in the papers,
nd only. a few of us know the
fats. You know I run the night
xpress on the 3- Road. We
lways have at least two sleepers
nd ~a coach, and sometimes we
ave as many as two hundred pas
engers. It's a good road, level as
floor and pretty straight, though
here is a bad spot or two. The
ight express has the right o' way,
nd we make fast time. It's no
rare ting for us to skim along at
the rate of fifty miles an hour for
hirty or forty miles, and we rarely
o below thirty.
"One night I pulled out of D)e
troit with two sleepers, two coach
es, and the baggage and mail cars.
early all the berths in both sleep
ers were full, and most of the seats
n the coaches were occupied. It
was a dark night, threatening all
the time to rain, and a lonesome
wind whistled around the cab as
e left the city behind. We were
eventeen minutes late, and that
eant fast time all the way
rough.
"Well," he continued after a mo
ent, "everything ran along all
right up to midnight. The main
track was kept clear for us ; the
engine was in good spirits, and we
ran into D- smooth as you
please. The express coming east
should meet us fifteen miles west
f D-, but the operator at the
station had failed to receive his
usual report from below. That
was strange, and yet it was not,
and after a little consultation the
onductor seut me ahead. We
were to keep the main track, while
the other train would run in on the
side-track. Night after night our
time had been so close that we did
not keep them waiting over two
minutes, and were generally in
sight when they switched in.
"When we left D)-we went
ahead at a rattling speed, fully be
ieving that the other train would
e on time. Nine miles from
D- is the little village of Parto.
There is a telegraph station there,
but the operator has no night work.
e closed his office and went home
about 9 o'clock, and any messages
n the wires for him were held
above or below until next morning.
When I sighted this station I saw
a red lantern swinging between
the rails. Greatly astonished, I
pulled up the heavy train and got
a bit of news that almost lifted me
out of my boots. It was God's
mercy, as plain as this big depot.
It was the operator who was swing
ing the lantern. He had been
roused from sleep by the whistles
of a locomotive, when there wasn't
one within ten miles of him. He
heard the toot ! toot! toot! while
he was dressing, and all the way as
he ran to the station, thinking he
had been signalled. Lo ! there was
no train there. Everything was as
quiet as the grave. The man heard
his instrument clicking away, and
leaning his ear against the window
he caught these words as they went
through D.:
"'For God's sake, switch the
Eastern express off quick ! engineer
on the Western express crazy drunk
and running a mile a minute!'
"The operator signalled us at
once. We had left D. nine miles
away, and the message couldn't
have caught us anywhere except at
Parto. Six miles further down
was the long switch. It was time
we were there lacking one minute.
We lost two or three minutes in
understanding the situation and in
consulting, and had just got ready
to switch in where we were when
the head light of, the other train
came into view. Great heavens !
but how-that train was flying. The
bell was ringing, sparks flying and
the whistle screaming, and not a
man of us could raise a hand. We
stood there on the main track,
spell bound as . it were. There
wouldn't have been time, anyhow,
either to have switched in or got
the passengers out. It wasn't over
sixty seconds before tbat train was
upon us. I prayed to God for a
breath or two and then shut my
eyes and waited for death for I
hadn't the strength to get out of
the cab."
"Well, sir, God's mercy was re
vealed again. Forty rods above us
that locomotive jumped the track
and was piled into the ditch in an
awful mass. Some of . the coaches
were considerably smashed, and
some of the people badly bruised,
but no.one-killed,-and of course our
train escaped entirely. Satan must
have cared for Big Tom, the other
engineer. He didn't get a bruise,
but was up and across the fields
like a deer, screaming and shriek
ing like 'a mad tiger. It .took five
men to bind him after he was run
down and to-day- he is the worst
lunatic in the State."
"Tom was a good fellow," contin
ed the engineer after a pause,
"and he used to take his glass pret
ty regularly. I never saw him
diunk, but liquor kept working
away on his nerves till at last the
tremens caught when he had a hun
dred and fifty lives behind his en
gine. He broke out all of a sud
den. The fireman was thrown off
the engine, all steam turned on,
and then Tom danced and screamed
and carried on like a fiend. He'd
have made awful work, sir, but for
God's mercy.. -I'm irembling yet
over the way he came down: for us.
I'll never think 9f it' Niithtut my
heart jumping for my throfftm No
body asked me to sign..the: jledge,
but I waggrmy n'ame there. One
such nighjthe road has turned
me agains4iitoxicating drinks, and
now thati.gve iot 'this red ribbon
on I can taik to the,yswith a
better- face. Tom is raving, as I
told you, and the doctoi's say he'll
never get his reason again. Good
night, sir-my train goes in ten
minutes.".
THE AMmc& Gm r.-The lar
gest man on record was Miles Dar
den, a native of North Carolina, who
was born in 1798, and who died in
Tennessee in 1857, at the age of 58
years. He was 7 feet 6 inches in
height, and in 1846 weighed 872
pouds. At his death he weighed
over 1,000 pounds. Ii' 1839, his
coat was buttoned around three
men, each of them weighing over
200 pounds, who walked together
in it across the square of Lexing
ton. In 1850, it required 13}~yards
of cloth, one yard wide, to make
him a coat. Until 1853 he was ac
tive and lively and able to bear la
bor, but from that time was com
pelled to stay at home, or be hauled
about in a two-horse wagon. His
coffin was eight feet long, thirty
five inches deep, thirty-two inches
across the breast, eighteen inches
across the head, and fourteen inches
across the feet. It required 24
yards of black velvet to cover the
sides and lid of the coffin. Miles
Darden was twice married, and his
children are very large, though it
is not probable that any of them
will ever attain the gigantic weight
and size of their father.
Somebody remarks that young
ladies look upon a boy as a nui
sance until he is past the age of 16,
when he generally doubles in value
each year until, like a colored meer
schaum pipe, he is priceless.
It may be well enongh to whip a
boy when he needs it, but it is a
Iwaste of time and talent to under
take to convince him that you in
tend that thrashing for anything
'but your own amusement.
[From the Marion Star.]
A SENSIBLE ARTICLE ON
THE FENCE LAW. 4
r
MR. EDITOR:-The writer has
been fully convinced for sever
years that a law, requiring stoe
of all kinds to be kept up, so as t
prevent them from invading th.
premises of any save their owner;
was a desideratum ea"rnestly to b
desired, for the following reasons.
First. Such a law will do away l
with the present cumbersome, un
sightly, inconvenient and exceedf
ingly costly system of fencing out
stock, in order to raise crops. Tha
present system of plantation fenc
ing is a relic of barbarism , are
proach to civilization, and one of
the greatest and most unnecessaryj
taxes upon the country. How
many persons have taken the time
or the pains to estimate the cost
of a panel of fence? Something
like the following will be an ap
proximation to the cost:
Cost of -timber per hundred rails..S....1 00
Cutting and splitting per hundred..... 75
Hauling out " " about 25
Pattting up C "9 ..... 10
Total........... ........$2 10
Making $2.10, the cost of an ordi
nary panel of plantation fence, to
begin with. But this is not all.
Every panel will render valueless
120 square feet of land, or an acre
to every -367 panels. This, at ten
dollars per acre will be about 21
cts. per panel, which, added to
the foregoiug, gives 23j ets. per
panel. But this gives little more
than half the cost of a panel of
fence for, say fifteen years. The
repairing and cleaning out fence
corners will average not less than
a cent per panel per year, making.
394 ets. per panel. It will be no
thing to the point to say that the.
fence need not be repaired and
cleaned out every year. The dam
age to the crops from weeds, briars
and bushes in the fence corners, if
neglected, together 'vith thedepre
dations of breachy stock, will
amownt to that much or more.
Hence, a tax of about 21 cents
per panel per year is about the
cost of the ordinary plantation
fences. And the cost of fencing
to an individual or to a com'munity
is very large. It is stated that
one shabby s,crub cow was for a
time the only animal running at
large in a certain community in
York County, yet thbe keeping up
of over a hundred dollars worth
of fencing was necessary to pro.
teet the crops of the community
against that cow. Tho freedman
who owned her acknowledged
that he had lost fifteen days, in all,
hunting for her, for which he could
have gotten fifteeo dollars at work;
while the cow never would have
brought more than ten dollars.
Here was a shabby cow made to
cost a community considerably
over a hundred dollars, when with
a small patch of lucern she mighbt
have been kept fat in a stable or
small lot all summer.
But put the matter upon a pure
ly moral basis; what right has A
to allow his stock, many-or few to
run upon the lands of B, to the
detriment of the latter ? Or, un
der whbat moral obligation is B to
incur any expense to fortify him
self against the incursions of A's
stock ? None.,.whatever, in either
case. Hence, the present system
of keeping stock involves a stu
pendous moral wrong.
But the objection to the new
stock law comes up as follows:
"What are tenants who own stock
ging to do?" "What are small
farmers going to do who have no
lands to spare for pasturage ?"
At first sight, to those who have
nvcr devoted any thought to the
subject, these seem to be formida
ble, insurmountable objections.
But we think it can easily be
shown that they amount to no
thing.
As to the stock owned by ten
ants. It is well known that this
stock is, upon the whole, quite a
small affair, both as to quantity
and quality. Now let any person
put the comparatively few scrubby
trifling stock owned by tenants
on one side, then put the vast ex
pense of fencing out that stock on
the other-an expense many times
the amount of the value of all such
stock-then ask yourself, is it
right, is it politic, to burden the
country with such a heavy tax,
merely to keep in existence an in
significant amount and quality of
stock, which, at best, does even its
owners but comparatively little
good ? Is it not time to take into
consideration the necessity of re
modelling a tenant system so ex
pensive to the country in general?
The same principle is applicable
to the small farmers who have not
land for pastuirage. The question
is, has a tenant, or anybody else,
the moral right to own stock, or
other commodity involving other
inconvenience or expense without
remuneration? Moral science would
inevitably return the negative to
each of these questions. The
pesent sytem is therefore un
questionably a violation of moral
law, and it would be better for the
country if all persons not able to
keep the stock were prohibited
from owning it, than that the
coutry should be burdened with
the present cumbersome, expen.
sive, annoying system of planta
tion fencing; for no moral law can
be violated with impunity, either
bf individuals or communities of
individuals.
But -do not understand me as
suggesting as the remedy for the
evils of the present system, the
abolition of the ownership of stock
to any extent whatever. The
remedy suggested is the inaugura
tion of a new state of things, which
can much more easily be done
than to continue the present sys
tem, a state of things which would
do away with the evils and ex
penses of the present, and enable
both landlord and tenant to own
more and better stock. The rem
edy is in soiling of stock. This is
far from being a Utopian scheme,
the merits of which have yet to
be ascertained. We write from
actual personal observation, to say
nothing of information concernin g
the practice as derived from other
sources. It consists in keeping up
stock in a small enclosure conven
ient to water, and in feeding them
upon green food raised for, the
purpose. This may consist of rye,
green corn, barley, clover, millet,
or lucerne; but at the head of the
list stands lucerne. To show what
can be done with lucerne alone,
we refer to an experiment made
by Dr. Glenn, near Alston, in Fair
field County. Ho. has been suc
cessfully sowing various grasses,
with clover and lucerne during the
last two or three years, and be has
become enthusiastic on.the subject.
He has in his garden a patch
of lucerne, one-sixth of an acre,
planted year before last. He
cut it several times last year,
but it is still better this year'. He
commenced to cut it early this
Spring, and has been feeding three
h-rses and a hog regularly, and
we believe a mule or two, giving
'to the four first named aningl&
little of any other feed, and they
keep fat--the two horses working
all the time. Stock of all kinds
are very fond of it and thrive on
it almost exclusively. Now, if
one-sixth of an acre will keep- four
animals, as in this case, it is easy
to see what one acre of such lu
cerne would do.
And whether the recent fence
law be adopted by the people or
not, the method herein suggested
for raising and keeping stock
should be adopted. It is the me
thod chiefly pursued at the North,
as we are informed, where they
raise more and better stock, more
milk, butter and cheese by far,
than we do. Theu late Win. Walk
er, of Spartanburg, author of sev
eral music books, told the writer
tlat while staying in Philadel
phia, since the war, superintend
ing the publication of one of his
books, he spent an evening with
Mr. T. K. Collins, author of the
"Timbrel of Zion," who at milk
ing time invited Mr. Walker to
see his cow. He found in a neat
lot with stable attached, quite a
fine cow. A daughter of Mr. Col
lins, seating herself beside the
cow, took from the latter quite a
quantity of the finest, richest
mik. Mr. C. informed Mr. W.
that this one cow was all that any
common-sized family would need ;
that he did not think of keeping
but one cow at a time. This cow
ws kept up in that lot and stable,
soiled during the summer upon
th green food, and groomed .eve
ry morning like a horse.
Since we commenced this arti
cle we have been informed that
an intelligent emigrant from the
North, at G-affney City, thinks
very strange of the practice of let
ting cattle run at large, because of
the waste it involves. He con
tends that a cow kept up will yield
a ton per year of a fertilizer, equal,
if not superior, to a ton of ordinary
commercial fertilizers, which is
evidently true. But instead of
this our farmers let their stock
run at large, fence them out of the
crops, getting by no means an over
supply of milk, butter and beef;,
and buy commercial fertilizers at
ruinous prices, while by keeping
up and soilhng the stock, each cow
would supply a ton of excellent
fertilizer with milk and butter be
sides. Hence, if we reduce the
question to one of fertilizing alone,
we find that stock kept up and
soiled, will more than pay ex
penses in fertilizers alone, to say
nothing of the increased yield and
quality of milk and butter.
As to tenants' stock, landholders
can well afford to arrange for the
keeping and soiling of all the stock
owned by tenants. Barring the
saving of the cost of plantation
fencing, it will be decidedly to the
advantage of landholders to do
thbis, for the reasons just indicated.
Selfinterest alone would prompt
this, independent of law.
The whole matter may be thus
summed up: To keep stock and
soil them will result in the follow
First. The heavy tax of fencing
out stock will be abolished.
Second. The loss of stock from
straying and theft will cease al
most entirely.
Third. The damage to arable
lands, resulting from stock run
ning thereon, will be prevented.
Fourth. The losses resulting
from bad fences, and the conse
quent depredations of breachy
stock, will be. prevented.
Fifth. The foolish quarrels and
lawsuits growing out of the depre
daions of stock will be prevented.
ikth. More and better stock
can '6e raised and kept, by keeping
up and soiling, than by allowing
stock to run at large or even upon
the fields of their owners.
Sevenrth. Cattle kept up and
soiled will pay, or more than pay,
the expense thereof in manure
alone.
Eighth. Hundreds of acres of
valuable hedgerow land around old
fields could' be utilized, wbieh
otherwise will remain valueless.
Ninth. The time and labor ne
cessary to keep up the present
cumbersome and expensive system
of plantation.fencing could be di
rected into some profitable enter
prise.
This articl'e is already too long,
but the importance of the subject
to the country in general is our
only excuse.
In conclusion, we would say
to that class of tenants who may
have taken up the notion that the
new stock law is an infringement
of their rights, to disabuse their
minds of all such groundless no
tions. Look at the subject as it
really is; consider the advantages
that must accrue to every class of
the people if the stock are kept up
and soiled (not pastured) and fences
dispensed with. And those who
are favorable to the adoption of
the fence law should lose no op
portunity to explain the nature
and advantage of the proposed sys
tem. Call meetings, have speeches,
and by every proper means en
deavor to create a wholesome pub
lie opinion on the subject. The
time h-as -rived when a change
is imperative. The old prejudicial
and suicidal practices, which have
already well nigh ruined the coun
try, by destroying the forests, skin
ning the soil, leaving the greater
portion of the surface barren or
washed into gullies, must be aban
doned and superceded by an intelli
gent *iystemu of managemen t, adapt
ed*to the present state of things, or
the country will yet be ruined be
yond redemption, despite the oust
ing of the carpet-baggers and the
inauguration of the Hampton re
gime. The physical and political
salvation of the country depends
upon thbe intelligent - and well
directed industry of the people.
CLODHOPPER.
A STORY FRoM Eu PERxns.-There
are about twenty-five young colored
men from Hampton College, Vir
ginia, at the United States Hotel,
Saratoga, acting as waiters, and
gaining means in this way to con
tinue their studies in the winter.
According to "Eli Perkins" they
keep their eyes and ears open. He
says:
Yesterday my waiter, who is a
good Greek and Latin scholar, told
me that he heard a rich old lady
from Duluth say she was "going to
cut Mrs. Dobson dead !"
"Why cut Mrs. Dobson ?" asked
a lady friend.
"Because her husband has lost all
his money, and she wears a machine
made dress. Do you think I want
to associate with any such dresses
as she wears-me !" And this in
dignant and aristocratic old lady
from Duluth went on eating fried
potatoes with her knife.
"How do you know it is a
machine-made dress?'" asked her
friend.
"Me know ! me !" she exclaimed.
Then this aristocratic old lady lean
ed forward and whispered so low
that nobody but the Hampton stu
dent and her friend heard her-"l'll
tell you-how I know that Mrs. Dob
son wears a machine-made dress-I
used to be a seamstress and I saw
the stitches clear across the room."
Electricity has been applied to a
strange use in the East Indies. A
platinum wire, connected with the
poles of a battery, is stretched
around a tree, and, as it becomes
immediately red-hot, it is gently
sea-sawed, with the requisite pres
sure against the tree, and rapidly
burns its way through. It is
thought, that a tree can be cut
down, without any waste of timber,
in about 15 minutes, that would re
uire two hours to fell in the ordi
nary way.
Young Lady-"It is was a stylish
dinner !" Learned Uncle-"Styl
is are you using the word cor
rectly ? ~Do you know the deriva
tion of stylish ?" Young Lady
"Certainly, from sty, a pig-pen,
and lish, the noise made by the
ho-an imals whben eating." Learn
ed Uncle in despair.
The center of gravity-An un
drtaker's nose.
THE ADVENTURE! OF A
GOAT IN A GARDEN.
Last Monday afternoon the
eleven Boblink boys surrounded
and caught an-enormous, shaggy,
strong-smelling, wicked-looking
goat of the masculine gender,
turned him loose in Burdock's
garden, nail.ed up the gate, and
then went home and flattened
their eleven little noses against
the back windows to watch for
coming events.
Before his goatship had spent
three minutes in that garden he
had managed to make himself
perfectly at home, pulled down
the clothes-line, and devoured two
lace collars, a pair of undersleeves
and a striped stocking belonging
to Mrs. B., and was busily en
gaged sampling one of Burdock's
shirts w hen the servant girl came
rushing out with a basket of
clothes to bang uy.
"The saints preserve us !" she
exclaimed, coming to a full halt,
and gazing open-mouthed at the
goat, who was calmly munching
away at the shirt.
"Shew ! shew! shew, there !"
screamed the girl, setting down
her basket, taking her skirts in
both hands, and shaking them
violently at the intruder.
Then the goat, who evidently
considered the movement a chal
lenge, suddenly dropped his wick
ed old head and darted at her
with the force of an Erie locomo
tive, and just one minute later by
the City Hall clock, that girl had
tumbled a back somersault ever
the clothes-basket, and was crawl
ing away on her hands and knees
in search of a place to die, accom
panied by the goat, who butted
her on the battle ground every
third second.
It is probable that he would
have kept on butting for the
next two weeks if Mrs. Burdock,
who had been a witness of the un
fortunate affair, had not armed
herself with the family poker and
hurried to the rescue.
"Merciful goodness! Annie, do
get up..on your .feet!" she ex
claimed; aiming a murderous blow
at the beast's head, and missing it
by a few of the shortest kind of
inches. It was not repeated, ow
ing to the goat suddenly raising
up on his hind feet, waltzing to
wards her, and striking her in the
small of the back hard enough to
loosen her finger-nails and destroy
her faith in a glorious immortal
ity.
When Mrs. B. returned to con
sciousness she crawled out from
behind the grindstone, where she
ad been tossed, and made for the
house, stopping only once, when
the goat came after and butted
her head first into the grape ar
bor.
Once inside the house the door
was locked, and the unfortunates
sought the solitude of their own
rooms, and such comforts as they
could extract from rubbing and
growling, whbile the goat wander
ed around the garden, like Satan
in the Book of Job, seeking what
he could devour, and the eleven
little Boblink boys fairly hugged
themselves with pleasure over the
performance.
By the time Burdock returned
home that evening, and learned
all the particulars from his arnica
soaked Wvife, the goat had eaten
nearly all the week's washing,
half the grapevine, and one side
f thbe clothes basket.
"Why in thunder didn't you put
bim out acid not leave him there
to destroy everything?" he de
manded angrily.
"Because he wouldn't go, and I
wasn't going to stay there and be
killed, that's why !" answered his
wife, excitedly.
"Wouldn't fiddlesticks !" he ex
alaimed, making for the garden,
E~ollowed by the entire family.
"Get out of hero, you thief!" he
shouted as he came into the gar
len, and caught sight of the shag
y and highly perfumed visitor.
The goat bit off another mouth
rul of the basket, and regarded
him with a mischievous twinkle
af the eyes.
"'You won't go, hey ?" exclaim
ad Burdock, trying to kick a hole
in the enemy's ribs.
"I'll show you wheth-"
The sentence was lefs unfinished,
is the goat just then dropped his
head on Burdock's shirt bosom,
and before he could recover his
quilibrium he had been butted
even times, in seven fresh -spots,
ad was down on his knees crawl
g around in a very undignified
:nan ner, to the horror of the family
ad the infinite glee of the eleven
oung Boblinks next door.
"Look out he don't hurt you!1"
creamed Mrs. Burdock, as the
oat sent him flying into a snow
When Burdock got his bald
ead out of the snow, he was mud
11l over his clothes, and tried to
~lutch the brute by the horns, but
esisted after he had lost two
'ront t.eeth and been rolled in the
nud.
"n't ma a living show of
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yourself before the neighbors," .
advised his wife.
""Come in, pa, and let him be,"
begged his daughter.
"Golly, dad, look out; he's com
ing agin !" shouted his son enthu
siastically.
Then Burdock waxed profane
and swo6re three-story oaths in
such rapid succession, that his
family held their breaths, and a
pious old lady who lived in a house
in the rear, shut up her windows
and sent out her cook to hunt for
a policeman or a missionary.
"Run for it, dad," advised his
son* a moment later, when the
goat's attention seemed to bo turn
ed away.
Burdock sprang to his feet and
followed his offspring's suggestion.
He was legging it in superb style,
and tbe chances of his reaching
the house seemed excellent, when
the fragant brute suddenly clapped
on more steam, gained rapidly,
and darting between his legs, cap
sized him into an ash box.
His family dragged him inside,
another candidate for rubbing
arnica and a blessed haven of rest.
The back of the house has been
hermetically sealed, and Burdock
now proposes extending an invi
tation to the militia regiment of