The Newberry herald. (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, November 10, 1875, Image 1

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THE HERALD IS PUBLISHED EVERY WEDNESDAY MORNING, At Newberry, S. C. Tems, $2.50 per peUU9 - The per is stopp a the expiration Of tim e for w 'ch it is p a f 7- The .mark eotes expiraion of sub- Vo, X rA Family Companion, Devoted to Literature, Miscellany, News Agriculture Markets &c rAdvertisements insertedaat the raterofi$1.00 time~~~5c for ea*ch iusqet issertio. Donebihletes n lsac The mrk~otes xpiraton or ol. xi.... WE NESDAY MesNofGmeNOV MBER,10b18u5.riNO. 5. TersbCash scadvertisements. reyeNminem a manto-da ay s-y TMtwenty-one; Stw 'iago last May, My mother had a son; They tell me that my boyhood's days Have mt 4itbe pMt They Wk $4 ach,u TJ6pl RY, T oo~g, and suMeh And lead old profligacy in, T f Fm told to leave thes here OUr chateaux-en-Espagne. With wisdom's dignity and frown, Remember i'm a man; IM st-O adA ,, d d ta A man -how strange it seems. I met a friend just then, Who greeted me wihreary shake, He smiled and asked, "Of -shirt?" $ age; I dropped his hand and.turned away, L ha~~dsed; I e And slap his rigid fae. In one to phek life's P'4asures born, T4here's Hi tate.e A s o m e o uee _ e 1 1nU r &; a to-dy A cor rponder of the Capital thus writsf, an incident on the ANWaii d Albany railway, not "ITan across what:at first struck me as aveq Wiglar genius on my road fo otn ma9ehrsinseiaesimont of me, and who indulged, from time * ?ing SIst eiigian4i accountable manceuvers. E v e r y naw and-then he would get up and hurrjy-tb the'narrow pissage whpdjsQ24td a.er ijhse aijping-room ears, and, when he EYught himself secure froia obser vM ,.wouldfalk ogsagin the most violent manner, and continue tl14 tager ud~ longer 'rani ga e (epthjit sea dn. huckled to himself with his e@h dep J5wn in his shirt collar. .Bat the dhanges that those portr AnWs~' diiMerwent ! He moved them here, there, everywhere ; he him, on each side.of him. He wa Eietijge#insgredy to.leave, but, *id we*ere yet twenty-five miles from Boston, the idea of such ear we had entered the city then, the in'sterymuihaye. re.maained un solved, but the stranger at last be clie so exsits3 that h'e could keen ' eato onggr. Some one musi he selected me. Suddenly turning as oalmag - miito agid fro in 1;is chair in the meantime, and slap piig his legs and breathing hard; "Been gone three years !" 'Yes, been in Europe. Folk! don't expect me for six months yet, but I got through and started ; J tasfagfedthin at:the last sta As he said this, he rubbed his hands and changed the portmanta& on his,-eft4 doteright,sand the on< on th righMto th Tefam. ?- Go'ta wife fsaidlI.. 'Yee and three children,' he re turned, and he got up and foldei his overcoat anew, and hung it ovei the back of the seat. "dou are pretty nervous ovei the matter, ain't you?' I said watch ingliis~fidgity movements. " 'Well, I should think so,' he re plied 'T hain't slept soundly for weelp And do you know,' he went on, glancing round at the passen gers and speakingin a lower tone, '1 am almost certain this train will run off the track and break my neck before I get to Boston. Well, the factis I have had too much -good innk for .nnaman lately.-Thahing can't Jat;. taini't- @tu;al that it should, you know. I've watched it. i then it 8li, tei think it's never going to stop; then it shinj4 ig u t~hin it's al ways going to shine; and just as te'le d either belief, b&ire i eover by a cha, ii show you that .you know nothing aboutnit.' -a - " 'QlI,.according.to the philoso pI; i I,'iou will continue to have sunshine, because you are ex pecting a storm." YT EtV reWe''Et I will get through safe, is because I think I won't. 6"Wel that iscurious,'said I. " ord;es,' he replied, Tm a mwinist -made- a diso.very-no bbil beReved i, it ; spent all my riioney trying to bring it out-mort gaged my home-all went. Every me--verybody but I 14i rli 0 Aiewomin she would.work her fingers off be ie I should give it up. Went to Enigland--no better there; came within an ace of jumping off Lon don B4dge W9%tinto a. shop to earn money enough to come home iviWh; there I met the man I want ed. To make a long story short, I've ght ?30,000 home with ~I4.93f00 ind the lt bff is, she don't know any thing about it. Ive fooled her so often, and disappointed her so say nothiafighW this. *'When I got my money through, you better b*ts% I -*O0&2a bee4iins i, home. "'And now you will make her appy,'saidI. "Sappy!' he re.! replied, 'why, you don't know any thing about it She's worked like a dog while I have been gone, try iano suppdi-t'herself and the clil dren decently. They* payed her thirteen cents apiece for* making coarse shirts ; and that's the way she lived half the time. She'll come down there to the depot to meet me in a ginghamn dress, and a shawl a hundred years old, and she'll think she's dressed up. Oh, won't she have no clothes after this oh, no, I guess not !' ~"And with these words he, which implied that his -wife's wardrobe would soon rival Queen Victoria's, the stranger tore down the passage w~ay again, and getting in his old corner where he thought himself o4: of sight wenit; throingh the stret antomine, lauginng, put tinzg his mouth into the drollest shapes, and then swinging himself back and forth in the limited space as if he were 'Walking down Broad way' a f[ull-rigged metropolitan belle. And so on till we rolled into the depot, and I placed myself on the other car, opposite the stranger who with a portmantau in each hand, had descended and was stand ing on the lowest step, ready to jump to the platform.' I looked from his Iface to the faces of the people be fore us, but saw no sign of recog nition. Suddenly he cried, 'there they are!' and laughed outright, but in a hysterical sort of a way, as he looked over the crowd. I fol lowed Bis eyes and saw, some dis tance back, as if crowded out and shouldered away by the well-dress ed and elbowing throng, a little woman in a faded dress and well worn hat, with a face almost painful in its intense but hop'eftl expres sion, glancing rapidly from window to window as the coaches glided in. She had not yet seen the stranger; but a moment after she caught his eye, and in another instant he had jumped to the platform with two portmantaus; and making a hole in the crowd, pushin~g one'here and there, and running one of his bun dies plump into the well developed stomach of a venerable-looking old gentleman in spectacles, he rushed toward the place where she was standing. I think I never saw a L ace assume so many difernt ex pressions in so short a time as di4 that of the little woman while he husband was on his way to her She didn't look pretty. On the con trary, she looked very plain, bu someway I felt a big lump rise it my throat as I watched her. Shi was trying to laugh; but God1 blesi her, how completely she failed it the atbempt! Her mouth got int< the position; but it never movei after that, save to draw down a the corners and quiver while sh bmiked her eyes so fast, that I sue pect she only caught occasiona glimpses of the broad-shouldered fe] low who elbowed his way so rapid ly toward- her. And then, as h drew-close and dropped those ev 04ating portmantaus, she jus turned completely round, with he back towards him, and covered he face with her hands. And thus sh was when the strong man gathere< her up in his arms as if she had beei a baby,'and held her sobbing to hi breaat. There was enough gapinj at them, Heaven knows, and I turr ed my eyes away a moment, and saw two boys in threadbare round abouts standing near, wiping thei: eyes and noses on their little coai sleeves, and bursting out anew a1 every fresh demonstration on th part of the mother. When I looke< at the stranger again he had hi hat drawn down over his eyes ; bu his wife was looking up at him, an it seemed as if the pent-up tears c those weary mhonths of waitini were streaming through her ey( lids." A-3R0ME&.IGH'TER TURNE] ?: f>PRACHER. HISTORY OF WILLIAM THOMPsON ALIA "BENDIGo"--THE STORY OF HIS CO VESION AS TOLD To LoNDON CONR GATIONS. A "converted" prize- fi g h t e r known as "Bendigo," has recentl attracted imuch attention in Londo: as a speaker at religious meetingi Heis now sixty-two years old,havini spent nearly a quarter of a centur of. his life in the "ring." He enjoy the distinction of having "whippei Tom Paddock," and of having fough twenty-one matched fights up to hi fort her every'onieof which b word He now holds in his possei sisa tree belts, including the chan pion's and several prizes and test monials in the shape of silver cup: efc.2In addition to his success as fighter, hie has become famous as skillful fisherman, and his recor shows that he has served twenta eight terms in jail for drunkennes and disorderly conduct. He is broad-shouldered man, light of foo and exceedingly "active -with h. arms." As he tells his story, I was the youngest of a family< twenty-one children, all of whoi are now dead save himself. He wa early in life forced to exert himse: to secure the necessities of lif< He does not think he "took t fighting" because he liked it, bi he had a mother to support an could get a living easier in.-thi way than in any other. His moth4 encouraged him, and he easily fe into the business. He began life in Nottinghan where most of'his exploits wez performed. He was the most not< rious man in the town, and a fr< quent line in the papers was "e digo in trouble again." His a< count of his last term in Notting ham jail and of his conversioni rather striking. His last imprisoi ment was not, he says, for thievini To use his own lauguage : "I was never as bad as tha When I was a boy, and up to th time when I was a young fe low, my life was a rough 'un, and: I saw any chap eating, and I wa~ hungry, I'd take his grub away froi him. O, yes,ITd do that ; or, if was dry~ and had no money for dink,ITd think nothing of makin free with somebody else's ; but, d'y understand me, I never would whn you might call steal anything Well, this twenty-eighth time wa for the old game. It was at one < the public-houses where they wei set against me, and wouldn't serv me with any strong drink, eve though I hard the money to pay ft I it. So, somebody got a pint of al r for me, and just as I was going tA . drink it the landlord come alonj - and knocks the jug clean out of in t hand. Well, no sooner was hi L knocked down himself than in comi 3 the policeman and there was i 3 row.' i He was taken before the bencl > of magistrates, who knew him we] I and who had often dealt wit] t him. s "There was one of them," contin ues Bendigo, "a hearty John Bul 1 kind of a man, that I took a lkir to, and I used always try and ge - round and generally managed ii a putting the matter to him in a man to-man kind of way, d'ye see; bu t there was another, a vinegar-look ing, narrow-jawed cove, who wa e always hard on me. Well, I madi 3 my story out pretty well, and madi I 'em laugh a bit, and, thought I, x I shall get off light this time ; but s din't. Said my'friend on the beneb 'Bendigo, when you're sober yon ar< one of the nicest men in Notting E ham, but when you're drunk yoi ain't; therefore you will go to priE e on for two months, and afterwar< give bail to keep the peace for thre b months longer.' Well, somehoi e that sentence seemed to knock m, I over more than any of the twenty s seven I had served before, and : t took to thinkirg what a fool I wa 3 not to live quiet and comfortabli I on my pound a week like anothe man. Yes; a pound a week-that - what I've got to live on. Did save it up? Not I; Icouldn't sav( r No; what I did when I was makini a heap of money in the ring wa to hand it over to my brother, 01 condition that- he always give me , pound a week, and that's' how i comes." 8 While in prison he attended th regular service dvery Sunday, an first had his attention attracted b; the minister's account "of the set-t between David and Goliath." H became so absorbed in hearing hol "David, the little un, floored th Y giant and killed him," that he forgo a where he. was, and shouted oul - "Brayvo! Im glad the little ": Swon."~ When he got to his cell h Y began- to think seriously abou s what he had heard, and could no a void theconclusionthat "somebod *t must have helped David to lick th s giant." e "Well," le continues, "it was a ~singular as though it was done o: ~purpose'? The very next -Sunda; the parson preached another sea *mon, which seemed hitting at mn aharder than the one the week befort aIt was all about the three men Shad arach, Meshach, and Bendigo, wh was- cast into the fiery furnace, an s who was saved by the Lord fror abeing burnt Oh, yes, I've hear about that since; it wasn't exact] s Bendigo who was the third inar e but the name sounded like it to mi and I took it as such, though ndidn't say anything to anybody.] sone Bendigo can be saved why nc Lanother ?" I said to myself, and Sthought about it a .great dea Sunday after Sunday I looked ot t for something about me in the se: amon, and there it always was. A ster the one about the fiery furnac rcame one about the twelve fishe: men. Now, rm a fisherman mysel Bless you? I should rather think 4was, one of the best in Englani e Well, after that ec,me another se: mon about the seven hundred lef; Shanded men in the Book of Judge: 1and I am a left-handed man. C -course I am. It was that what bea - the knowing ones I have had t a stand up against. 'Well, it wa Sthis always going on that made in -. make upnmy mind to turn as soo: as ever I got out. It was on b Thursday, and in the winter, an< e when I was det out at the gaol doo 1- there was my old friends kindi if come to meet me. 'Come alone , Bendy, old boy,' they said, 'we'v n got something to eat and somethin; I to drink for you already. Comn a along.' ButIlhad made uip myinn g and wasn't to be shook ; so 1 tur' e ed round, and I sez, 'Look here, t never will eat or drink along wit f you or along with any man in a pul 's lic-house again as long as I livi >f ITm done with it.' They looked a e each other I can tell you. The e couldn't make it out. But ther n was one man amongst 'em name you come along with me ? I'm going > to Beeston.' "And I knew if I went with hin r I should be all right, and I went 1 And there*I met another friend whc a wished me well, and said he, 'Ben. e dy, what do you say to coming t( the Hall to-night to hear Undaunt i ed Dick ?" 'Who's heT' says I, 'l I never heard of him.' 'It's Dick Weav I er,' says he, 'a collier chap, that wa. once in a bad way, but who is nom . converted and turned preacher. 1 'Ay,' said I, 'I'll go' and hear him he's one of my own sort;' and ] b went, and I sat on the platform and there I could hear 'em; 'Why - how's this ? there's Bendigo up t there;' 'Look, look, there's old Ben - dy.' Bat I took no notice; only 3 sat quiet and listened. Well, nexi a night I was there again, and heard a what did me good more than ever [ It was bad weather, and snowine [ hard, ard I had to make my wa home late at night across a park 3 and when I was half way across ] couldn't hold. out any longer. So i in the dark, and with the snow com - ing.down, I went on my knees ani I prayed as well as I knowed how a and when I got up I felt a nem r man. I didn't quite go without ale a I had one half pint between them . and Sunday, and then I went to th4 [ chapel again and on the platform 3 and in the face of everybody wh< 3 was there, I knelt down and told 'en r how I was.changed, and how tha s nothing should tempt me to gc [ wrong again, and rve kept my word and I mean to go on keeping it Ever since that time not a drop ol a beer or spirits has passed my lips i and I never felt healthier, or strong i er, or more lively than I do now. Bendigo is not an orator; he can not even read, but . his meetingi have been largely attended, espe cially by persons of his own class who listen with rapt attention t< his story of h:s conversion and hii evidently sincere exhortation. H< announces his willingness to spen< e the rest of his days on the platform t persuading men to embrace religion His proper name is William Thomp son. He is now at work upon hil e primer trying-to leain his A]. SC's. y A BEE STORY.-A lady relates th e following story: Her father onc< brought home a molasses hogshead] sto be used as a water tank. Oi Swashing day her mother said "Let's throw the suds into it, tV soak the molasses from the bottom. The instant she had done so she es claimed: "Oh! I have drowne< Lhundreds of our neighbors' bees. The hogshead was bakwithbees that were busily appropriating th sweets from what they must havy considered an enormous blossom The good lady made haste with he: skimmer to skim the bees from th top of the water, and spread then on a board in the sunshine ; bu - they seemed drowned ;and nearl; t dead ; and she was very sorry. SAll the bees that were aroun< L the hogshead had flown away a tthe dash of the water, but in a fes Sminutes they returned, accompanie< Sby scores of others. They began e curious work. They immediatel; ..went to work upon the unfortu.nat< rbees turning them over and ove: I and working upon them constantl: L with their heads, feet, and antenna the result of thaeir busy labor wa, that one after another gave sign. .; of life, stretched its limbs and wings Scrawled about and dried itself ii ,t the sun and flew away. The lad: a said that there was half a pint a s first, and that there remained onl3 e about a dozen hopeless cases be Syond the.humane efforts of theia a, brothers. r An energetic woman who hai ybeen married four times had man , aged by doubling and tripling t e add to the population of our belov ,ed country to the extent of twenty e four souls. When we expressed ,little natural surprise and admnira .tion at the number, she sadly re I marked: "Stranger, I could a' bea b that-I'd a' made the other dozer e oef I hadn't lost so much time Scourtin'. Men folks is so slow." I - y' "Sambo, (is am a magnificen' e day for de race." "What race, To a by?" "Why de colored race yoi 1 Istnnid nigga." FASHIONABLE B L OD - DRINKERS. HOW.NEW YORK LADIES VISIT THE SLAUGH TER HOUSES AND QUAFF BUMPERS OF HOT BLOOD. I have read occasional scraps in the press, and listened to conversa tions in private circles of remarkable cures having been effected by means of the .transfusion of blood from the veins of healthy persons or ani mals to those of patients dying from consumption,. or for the want of the life-giving fluid, but have never paid any attention to it, and left it for the doctors to cogitate up- 1 on. Yet within a few days the subject was presented -to me in such a form that I could. no longer ig nore it. I was making an exaImina tion of a number of the leading slaughter houses of the city with a view of learning how nearly a million and a half of population are fed on animal food, when 1 observ ed private carriages draw up on Second avenue, in the neighbor h6od of 'East Forty-seventh street, andfrom them ladies alight whose dress and manner too plainly assur ed me they were -members of the bon ton. Some of them were ac companied b y delicately-formed children, and others had gentlemen escorts. "What can brng these ladies into this district, 'lled with rough and uncouth butchers and fat-boilers?" I naturally asked my self. I had not long to wonder, as I followed a bevy of beauties into the slaughter-house of Henry Eis ner, corner of Second avenue and Forty-seventh.street, and, halting at the door, saw them extend lit tle silver cups under the necks of the suspended animals and filling ther& with fresh, warm blood, drink it with the avidity a hungry child shows when glas of'tilk or cream is given to it. As the men cut the throats of the bellowing beeves these ladies, reared in the lap of luxury, w'ould without any outward sign of fear, either collect the blood themselves, or stand by while the 3 butchers did it for them. Some Sdrank of it bnt sparingly, while others passed the cup for a second draught. These were the blood drinkers of Gotham, of whom I had Sheard traditions but who, until then, I had supposed existed only in the 1 imagination of the city Bohemian who exercises his inventive genius to earn a few dollars per week to pay his washerwoman and keep soul and body together. One thing struck Ime as singular-that some fifteen persons who entered the slaughter Shouses in the half hour I was a there only the females partook of a the red 'draught. A few remain -ed in their carriages and had the 1 blood carried out in silver cups Sor glasses from which they par 1 took. I ventured to ask one la b dy why she drank of the blood, r when she replied: "On the recom mendation of my physician. 1~ am I suffering from a lung affection that b he reports is likely to result in con r sumption, and he says this is The I only certainty of recovery-that I i must partake of it freely." "And r how long, madam, have you follow Sed this singular treatment?" I ask e ed. "For nearly four months. At r first my stomach rebelled at the ,sight and taste of it, and I could 3 only barely taste it, but I remem a bered that we ate blood in our beef ,steaks and roasts, and I gradually tbecame resigned to it, until now I r can drink a quart." " ow often b do you come here?" was the next question. "Well, not at any regu lar time. I usually come every Friday, which is the principal day for cattle killing. Others do not drink the blood of cattle, but pre lfer that of lambs." "And do you -fnd that your health is improving?" "0, yes, sir ; rapidly. When .1 first -began the treatment I was very -much reduced; was pale, weak and emaciated, so that it was with diffi culty I could get out to the carri age. I weighed but ninety-six1 pounds. Now, as you will see, I have considerable color in my face. 1 feel quite strong, and I weigh one hundred and fourteen pounds quite again younwill say in four months. My physician expresses the hope that if I persevere a month or two more a complete cure will ha been experienced. The diffi- j ulty about it is the annoyance of ,oming here where we are ex ?osed to the gaze of these rough nen and the children of the tene nent houses around us, who crowd nto the doors and look at us with ,s much astonishment as if we were ircus riders in a street parade. It s not pleasant for ladies but we nust come here, as the blood must )e drank fresh fjom the veins before 1oagulation takes place."-N. Y. orrespondence of the Cincinnati Onquirer. DFATH.-We shall come down to he time when we shall have but ,en days left, then nine days, eight lays, seven days, six days, five lays, four days, three days, two lays, one day. ~Then hours; three iours, two hours, one hour. Then )nly minutes left; five minutes, our minutes, three minutes, two ninutes, one minute. Then only ieconds, left; three seconds, two econds, one second.! Gone! The hapter of life ended! The book -losed ! The pulse at rest! The feet ,brough with the journey! The iands closed from all work! No Prord on the lip. No breath n the nostril. The muscles still. rhe lungs still. The tongue still. he nerves still. All still. You night put the stethoscope to- the breast, and hear no sound. You night put a speaking trumpet to he ear, but not break the deafness. NTo motion. No throb. No life. still! Still! SuGGEsTIoNs-Young den and young women learn to use your )wn hands skillfully, and your )wn brain freely; and you will be independent, happy and ioble Ef you can't work you are to be pit ied, if you won't you are to be des pised, for you are then mere human qponges. Life can haveo meaning without some noble, earnest work f hand, head or heart. Living earnest individuals, men and wo men are always in demand. Young man, defend the dignity f labor- by doing noble work. Young women do not scorn indus try, but ennoble-it by your example, for a true woman "looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness!" (Farmer's Vindicator. POsTAGE ON POSTAL Cians.-A Boston paper says: We have just aid six cents postage on a ,postal card sent us, because the sender had thoughtlessly written a date on the side designed for the address alone. Pasting any printed or written matter on either face of the card subjects it to double letter post age. The directions* are explicit that nothing but the name and ad dress must be written on one side of the card, and that nothing must be attached to the other, any way. An advertisement reads: "When you travel, take the Pan-Handle Route." Many a man has been ut herly routed by a pan-handle-.with a mad and lively woman having Eold of it." "I1 would advise you to put -your iead into a dye tub, it's rather red," aid a joker to a sandy-haired girl. I would advise you to put yours to an oven, it is rather soft," said ancy. Lying is trying to hide in a fog; I you move about you sre in dan ~er of bumping your head agginst he truth; as soon as the fog blows ip you are gone anyhow. "Bless you," said John Henry, vith tears in his eyes, "she takes ier own hair off so easy that per iaps she doesn't know how it hurts Q have mine pulled out." A young lady asked a book store lerk the other day if he had "Fes s." "No," replied the clerk, "but :'m afraid a boil is coming on the ack of my neck." Ayouth called at the West Alabam an office one day, and after watch ng them set type awhile, said to one f the typos: "You use a heap o' our-penny nails." A grave subject to discuss in ntm1-the Guibord case. Of the 1,300,000,000 human be ings inhabiting the globe,370,000, 000 have no paper or writing mate rial of any kind; 500,000,000 of the Mongolian race use a paper made from the stalks and leaves of plants; 10,000,000 employ for graphic par poses tablets of wood; 130,000,000 -thePersians, Hindoos,Armenians, [and Syrians-have paper made from cotton, while the remaining 300,000,000 use the ordinary staple. The annual consumption of this lat ter number is estimated at 1,800, 000,000 pounds, an average of six pounds to-a person, which has in creased from two ond a half pounds during the last fifty years. To pro duce this amount of paper, 200, 000,000 pounds of~ woolen rags, 800,000,000 pounds of cotton rags, besides 'great. quantities of linen rags; straw, wood, and other mate rials are yearly consumed. The pa per is manufactured in 3,960 paper mills, employing 90,000 male and 180,000 female laborers. The pro portionate amounts manufactured of the different kinds of papers are stated to be: of writing paper, 300,000,000 pounds; of printing paper, 900,000,000 pounds; of wall papers, 400,000,000 pounds, and 200,000,000 pounds of cartoons, blotting paper; etc. A TzL Vnmza's Max.-Agood story is told of a certain tea ped dler, who lives not a hund:red miles from Napanee, Canada, and who was pushing his vocation in the back country. Having -all ed on a poor woman and asked her to purchase a box of tea, she told him she was not able to paTfor it, whereupoi he ProPosea to take the baby that la" in the r&" ii ex ehange-foik; and she at bnce con senting, he took the baby and left the tea Udnking the woman would soon follow. When he came to the next house he told what he had done, and was informed that the baby did not belong to the woman, but had only been left with her the night before. He then concluded to return the child, but had to give the woman another box of tea to get her to take it back. He says he'll not buy any more babies. "THArr BrasED Bo.- "And that's a blessed baby," remarked one wo man to another in a Detroit street ear. "Yes; he is, but he's dreadful on easy." "Wuss nor ailing-he's most.sick. He began at eight o'clock lastnight, and for thirty-four hours by the clock, or till just At daybreak, I had to trot himn on my knee and keep singing: Yum-yum - high. dum." A Milwaukie paper says of the air, in itsarelations to man; "It kisses and blesses him, but will not obey him." Blobbs says that description suits his wife exactly. A Pennsylvania man captured a rattlesnake and set about teach ing it some tricks. He was on the high road to success when they had to bury him.. Success is full of promise till men get it, and then it is a last year's nest, from which the bird has flown. "I'm particularly uneasy on this point," said the* fy to the young gentlman who stuck him on the end of aneedle. The cable says the Montana has her forecastle deck stove in. That must make it warm for the occu pants._________ * The-boy who was kicked out of time by a gun said he fired and fell back in good order. "Oh, mamma !" said the youngest darling yesterday, '1 tried to read, and I rode." None talk so loudly of benevo lence as those who subsist on it. A lofty position-the top of an editorial staff A useful thing in the long run Breath. Staving business-making bar rels