The Newberry herald. (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, July 21, 1875, Image 2
A Family Companion, Devoted to Literature, Miscellany, News, Agriculture, Markets, &c.
Vol. XI. WEDNESDAY MORNING, JULY 21, 1875. No. 29.
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HOMjEWARD.
" My poor, poor eyes, they are blinded W.
tearg,
And I cannot work!" she said,
Tossing aside her thimble and shears,
&ud winding her spools of tbread.
The riotous wind with her roses stay'd
A-wooing, a-wooing along;
The-swallow she slept all uudismaly'di
And her dreams ther were sweet wi
song.
Bat the lady Isy on her pillow white,
*%hite as a ghost lay she,
Speeding her sonl on a lonely flight
To her lover afar at sea.
"The night is drunken with drear alarm,
And I cannot sleep !" she said,
Tossing !he snow of a weary arm
On the fold of a weary head.
The velvet roses-foolish things!
A-noddiug, a-nodding were
To the wind a-fqrling his wanton wings,
Where the lilies were all astir.
But the lady lay at her lattice low,
low as-the land lay she,
'With every beat in her breast a blow
For her lover afar at sea.
IM.
s"Ky blood is fire, my breath is flame,
Aud I cannot live!" she said,
WaDling the words of her lover's name,
As if he were doomed and dead.
Thij beautifal ship went under the moon,
any love for me, don't again say I
have no regard for you, for it is
- this feeling of regard that causes
me grief to see you commencing a
course which, if continued must
end in your ruin, here and hereaf
Ih ter."
"Kate, this is perfect madness! I
say again, I must have my inde
pendence! I would scorn to refuse
to pledge in wine the health of our
fair hostess. What if it did make
th it a little merry! I think too much
of myself to become intoxicated, of
course; and I do think you are ma
king entirely too much of a trifle,
by allowing your scruples to over
rule your better judgment. I can
not believe it right for a man to
bind himself in any way; he should
be free to act as his own feelings
may dictate."
"I say amen to that Stanley.
You are free from this very moment;
and it will be worse than useless for
you to hint this subje.ct again at any
time or under any circumstances,
unless you have been a pledged tem
perance man for at least one year;
and Heaven helping me, I will
stand firm in my determination,
and not yield one iota, though it
break my heart! But, oh ! Stanley,
I implore you to think of your aged
mother, and forsake this horrible
practice before it is too late to re
trace your steps !"
"Kate, for 'eaven's -sake, cease
this! my mind is in a whirl. I am!
.naddened! I cannot bear to be sent
off thus ; give me to-night for reflec
tion; to-morrow at ten o'clock I
will see you, perhaps, for the last
time."
He seized her hand, imprinted a
kiss upon it, aad was gone.
Poor Kate! She threw herself
upon the sofa convulsed in tears.
"Oh, it is so hard, it is so hard.
If giving up half my life would
save him how cheerfully would it
be given; but I cannot yield to his
weakness, for it would be his ruin
and disgrace, and I-what, what
would I be? Oh,- it is too horrible
to contemplate! a drunkard's wife!
the very thought makes me shud
der."
Let us follow Stanley to his
boarding house, where he quickly
repaired after parting with Kate.
On entering his room he threw
himself upon a sofa for reflection ;
and, as he told me afterwards, rea
soned with himself thus:
"I am in a pretty dilemma ; there
is Kate on one hand, who loves me
devotedly, and pleads with me in
my sainted mother's name to flee
from impending ruin and disgrace.
2i She would make any sacrifice for
me, but what she calls her princi
~ples of right. She has pledged her
self never to marry a man who drinks
- and who refuses to sign a tem
perance pledge and keep it sacred
afor twelve months ; and I know her
well enough to know she will keep
it to the letter.
"Now on the other hand, are all
I my jolly companions with whom I
r have a real nice time, (except that
> my conscience at times gives me
f trouble, and since this interview
>- with Kate I know it would lash me
e most unmercifully,) and those lady
>f friends who are so ready to tempt
me with a glass of sparkling wine,
u should I, by their influence become
it a drunkard, would they still court
t- my society ? I think not.
ll "But I must act promptly for I
u have to decide for weal or woe."
s- His struggles all through that
Ly long night were terrible ; but he
t, came off victorious, and with the
h proud determination never to touch
d again anything that would intoxi
, cate he hastened to make known
n his resolve to Kate and, in order to
- strengthen himself in h'.s resolve,
is he fro.m the day following devoted
es himself earnestly and arduously by
e night and day to reclaim the poor
n inebriate and help sustain him in
u the paths of morality and temper
y ance. It is true, he was for a time
r laughed at by his former wild com
n panions, and those professed lady
f friends neglected no opportunity
ir to banter him, telling him they
s were ashamed of him for being a
in coward, and ceasing his attendance
a- at their social gatherings, because
ey he was afraid to go where he would
u see wine. But he was more than
at repaid for all he had lost, by the
de loving, encouraging words of Kate,
i's and her bright smiles of approv
e al.
ut After having been a worthy mem
it, ber of Good Samaritan Division for
*th six months, he ventured on the for.
ws bidden subject, and plead with her
rer to commute his sentence from
n; twelve to six months but in vain.
Ler She told him it was for their mutu
ny al good she was so exacting, and
a while he felt that it was very hard,
er- he submitted with a good grace,
re- and honored her for her integri
r- -ty.
ne-And now, dear reader, let me say
'et in conclusion, it has not been my
ye good fortune to ~WItneOs a mr
brilliant and happy party than that
assembled at Col. Pendleton's at j
the expiration of the twelve months
of Stanley Egerton's probation; and
by his side was Kate robed as a
bride, radiant in beauty, and with I
a heart overflowing with thankful- i
ness, that her Heavenly Father i
had given her strength to stand i
firm in her resolve. I
And in their happy home, they i
often talk over the events of that
year of trial, and Stanley frankly 3
acknowledges that his darling little t
temperance girl saved him from a I c
drunkard's grave; for he drank a
much more than she had an idea of,
and had she yielded to his entreat- r
ies of an early marriage he would -
undoubtedly have been a hopeless
inebriate.
Amd now, dear girls, let me beg y
and implore you, by all your hopes I
of happiness, be firm in your de- z
termination never to marry a man y
that gives the least countenance t
to anything that will intoxicate; v
perhaps he only takes a little "bit
ters" or soinething as medicine.- z
Don't believe him, girls, he takes I
it for the love of it and will not F
scruple to take anything stronger. g
Tell him, if he is ailing, to take a iJ
glass of hot water ; if that will s
not suffice add a little ginger or t,
mustard;. but if nothing but m
rank poison will satisfy him, in
mercy to himself and fellow b
creatures take strychnine, an d v
end his worthless existence at f<
once. V
And now, patient reader, I will e
leave you, hoping and praying you i
may make a noble resolve and t]
stand by it unflinchingly as did s
Kate Pendleton.
HOW NOT TO DO IT. a
The following speech was deliv
ered by Mr. Nash, of the Logans- a
port Star, at the Indiana Editoral e
Convention. .
Mr. President, Ladies and Gentle
men: h
When your committee assigned r
me the task of telling "How not s
to conduct a country newspaper," ~
they recognized the eternal fitness i
of things, for "How to conduct at
country newspaper" is prominent
among the innumerable things that
I don't know, and yet ignorance on
this point is inexcusable for no man
can be connected with a country 3
newspaper -two hours and a half g
without receiving advice from many j
f'iends of the paper who know just a
how to doit.
Our facilities for acquiring knowl
edge are so great that every man, k
woman and child-except the pub- t
lishers-knows how to conduct a
country newspaper, and most of
them would be at home on. a me
tropolitan journal. 1I
The man who is required to pay r
for material, aid and labor, or fur- c
nish copy, finds it the easiest thing t
imaginable to publish a paper ; and I
why all the dolts drift into newspa- t
per offices is a question that sorely I
puzzles suffering humnanity. E
If a man erects a building on his I
own ground, buys presses, types, i:
and all kinds of printing material, i:
writes and selects his matter, and I
pays his employees, he imagines 1
that he owns a country newspaper. t
Nothing can be further from the t
truth. The office is owned by a t
joint stock company composed of f
an indefinite number of stockholders i
-ranging from five hundred to five C
thousand-each share representing i
a dollar and a half or two dollars ; i
and every member of the concern e
imagines that he owns a controlling I
interest, whether his subscription I
be paid in greenbacks or advice. i
But I am digressing, simply wan
dering off among the wise men who
are always ready to tell you how not
to conduct a newspaper.
In publishing a country newspa
per dont get in too much news.
It necessitates leaving out the dog
fights, which are of greater interest1
to many of your readers.
~Don't say anything about the po
litical situation, lest you hurt the
feelings of a county officer who gets
his letter heads printed at your es
tablishment.
Don't say a word in jour local
colmns about the 'merchant or
manufacturer who has a standing
advertisement in your paper. If
he wants to keep his business be
fore the people let him pay for it at
twenty cents per line. That's busi
Don't neglect patent medicine
advertisements. Fill your paper
with them at half your regular rates;
give an agent liberal commissions
for procuring them, and take your
~pa in nostrumns. This will encour
age ready-made physicians, and fill
paper with "mighty interestin
A
Don't fail to publish a long ser
non on some doctrinal point every
veek. This will gratify. the man
vho wi'ote the sermon.
Don't fail to give your readers a
ul supply of original poetry. It
vill encourage home talent and
nake your paper popular with senti
nental young ladies, noted for well
rentilated hosiery and a charming
gnorance of housework.
Don't be particular about issuing
our paper on the regular publica
ion day. Give your readers a
hance to exercise that greatest of
11 Christian virtues, patience.
Don't spend too much time in
eading proof. Let your paper be
-like your life-full of errors.
Don't fail to take sides in every
ersonal quarrel tit occurs in
oour town. If Smith wants you to
itch into Brown do it. Brown
iay give you a good flogging for
our impudence, but you will have
ie sympathy of Smith while your
rounds are healing.
Don't neglect any opportunity to
iake your paper highly sensational.
f you have a "damneble rumor,"
ublish it. If it be true, you will
ain credit for fearless journalism;
false you have simply blasted
)me one's good name, and commit
d one of the indiscretions of the
ineLeenth century.
Don't reject an article because it
orders on the obscene. The roughs
ill endorse it and give you credit
)r wit. In short, publish a paper
i the interest of street-corner loal
es, hotel bummers, and blear-eyed
ard politicians, and you will win
ie lasting gratitude of your succes
)r, the sheriff.
How LDuRoER CHEESE IS IADE.
'he preliminary steps in the manu
6ture of Limburger cheese are
imilar to those employed with or
inary cheese, except that the curd
taken up in a moister state, more
rhey being permitted to remain,
ad the mass is heated to a differ
at degree of temperature, thus pre.
rving all the richness which other
rise would be lost. It is then ta
en from the vat and put in perfo.
ted molds five inches square -by
even inches in depth which are
laced on the draining table, where
is -allowed to remain for a short
Lie. It is then taken into the
heese cellar below ground and put
n the pressing tables, where it re
iains about twenty-four hours be-'
re it goes to the salting table.
ater four or five days it is ready
r the shelves, where it is placed
tiers and changed and rubbed
aily for about four to six weeks
efore it is packed. The packing'
rocess is done by rolling it in
eavy paper and covering it with
n foil, when it is ready for mar
FOOLING TPHE OLD L.n.-The fol
wing story is very good,.- but
ather apocryphal: A young man
ut West was courting a pretty girl,
ut her mother would not permit
ui to stay after ten o'clock, greatly
c his and her daughter's disgust.
ast New Year's Day that young
ian presented the old lady with a
atent clock of great beauty and
genuty. The prospective mother
-law was greatly pleased, and gave
.er old clock to a poor woman who
ved in the neighborhood. Now
hat young couple are happy, for
his new clock is so constructed
hat it will lose three hours between
Sand 10 in the evening, and make
Ib up all right before morning. The
>ld lady wvatches the clock carefully
,d cries "Ahemn!" as usual when
t gets to 10. And yet, she says,
he can't understand what makes
ter get so sleepy before 10, and
Late to get up so bad the next moin
A CENTENARIAN OR A SUICIDE.
L learned professor intimates that
il who die under one hundred years
f age are guilty of suicide! The
rocess of reasoning by which he
rrives at this conclusion is some
hing as follows: Duration of life
s measured by the time of growth;
he camel is eight years in growing,
ud lives five times eight years; the
iorse is five years in growing, and
ive twenty-five years ; man, being
wenty years in growing, should live
ive times twenty years. So, Provi
lence having intended man to live
century, he would arrive at that
ge if he did not kill himself by un
iholesome modes of living, violent
)assions and exposure to accidents.
urely, according to this theory,
she human race might well adopt
aew and more healthful modes of
ating, sleeping, working and recrea
bing, in the hope of becoming cen
Eennarians.
1 o great, the noble, the
trong, th ie of the most
ive nature. 1It was theI
af Egypt th tbecaume thedv
md et were asakinni
| ANECDOTES OF DOGS.
A few feet from me, at this mo
ment, is a curious specimen of th(
long backed, shortlegged Germar
hound yclept a turnspit, who came
to the establishment a silent, reserv
ed, even dull being. But on faii
encouragement his faculties becamE
developed. He showed signs ol
a humorous disposition-as though
he could relish a jest-and began
to utter mysteriously uncouth and
cavernous sounds, as though labor
ing to find an utterance. These be
gan gradually to take the character
of expostulation, angry remonstance
piteous entreaty, weariness, to say
nothing of literal yawns when he
w*s bored. They are wonderful
creatures, even in London, with
curious, puzzling ways of their own.
Thus, lately, one dark night, the
writer, entering 'a Hansom cab,
was duly encased within the glass
and shutters. As the vehicle shot
off in its course, something white
appeared to flash on the footboard
in front, which by and by resolved
itself into the outline of a greyish
white cur-dog, who had leaped up
in a half professional way, much as
the little tigers of another genera
tion used to skip up behind the cab
riolet. There this curious creature
remained, poising himself at the
edge, like 'some spectral dog, and
balancing itself with ease, as a cir
cus rider would. When the cab
stopped, he was gone as suddenly
as he came. "Oh he were there,
were he ?" the driver merely ex
claimed. It turned out that this
lean, unkempt pariah had drawn
near the cab a few nights before,
had received less cheerlish greeting
than what he was accustomed to,
and had attached himself to the cab
in this mysterious way and was now
actually to be seen hovering in the
shadow afar off. There was some
thing ghostly in the fashion in which
.ie came out of the night and ap
peared upon the footboard. Again:
I was once acquainted with a dog
that had a no less singular penchant
for seeing a train pass under an
arch at a particular hour each day.
Punctually at five o'clock he would
rouse himself and set off at full
speed to keep his appointment,
using cunning devices when he sus
pected he might be detained. Hav
ing seen his train go by, and looked
down with a wary and critical air
to see that the passage wvas per
formed properly, he jogged home
with a contented mind. How did
he know the hour exactly ? Agai!:
Every morning there comes to the
door one of the neatest, lightest,
best-appointed little traps conceiva.
ble, in the service of our butter
man. It is drawn by a frisky, wag
gish little pony. evidently a pet ;
and on the pony's back rides a
vivacious little terrier, who, from
practice, can balance himself in a
secure and dashing style. Both
pony and terrier understand each
other, though the terrier capers
about the pony's neck in an incon
venient fashion. On cold days pony
has his cloth, while terrier has a
miniature covering of the same kind,
securely fitted to his person. When
the butterman comes up the area,
the sly pair are watching him, and
if in his hurry he incautiously slam
the back door of his cart, a pre
tense is made of accepting the noise
as a signal, and off starts pony gal
loping, terrier barking and almosi
erect on pony's neck, while drivei
is running along frantically striving
to climb into his vehicle as it goes.
Another dog, a red Irish retriever,
whose acquaintance I made lately,
was sent down forty miles intc
Kent, shut up in a dog-box. Or
his first day's sport, he took offenst
at the keeper using a whip to him:
a freedom he perhaps thought was
not justified by so short an ac
quaintance. The next mor'ning he
was at the door of his house or
Victoria street! How was this ac
complished ? He must have com<
straight across the country, guidei
by some faculty that his two-legge~
superiors have not.
([London Society.
No Suow r'oa Hr.-Saturday
afternoon while the rope-walkel
was going through his perform
ances, a boy about twelve years
old turned to an acquaintance oj
the same age and remarked
"Tom don't you wish you couk(
do that?" "Yes, I do," sadly re
plied Tom, "but nmy folks mnak<
me go to school .and are deter
mined that 1 sban't never be no
body !"-Detroit Free Press.
With time and patience the mu]
berry leaf becomes satin. Wha
diculty is there at which a na
should quail, when a worm cai
accomplish se much from the mul
berry?
s& pleas&ii~ if i
es.
A DEFENSE FOR PRETTY I
WO31EN.
After all is the world so very ab- a
surd in its love of pretty women? 5
Is woman so very ridiculous in t
her chase after beauty? A pret- C
ty woman is doing a woman's work c
in the world but not making 0
speeches, nor puddings but making e
life sunny and more beautiful.- t
Man has foresworn the pursuit of v
beauty altogether. Does he seek it r
for himself, he is guessed to be po- 13
etic; there are whispers that his
morals are no better than they 0
should be. In society, resolute to be
ugly, there is no post for an Adonis, P
but that of a model guardsman.
But woman does for mankind, what h
man has ceased to do. Her aim
from childhood is to be beautiful. U]
Even as a school girl she notes
the progress of her charms-the
deepening color of her hair, the e
growing symmetry of her arm, the
ripening contour of her cheek. We a
watch with silent interest the mys
terious reveries of the maiden*; she is
is dreaming of a coming beauty
and panting for the .glories of
eighteen. Insensibly she becomes d
an artist; her room is a studio, her
glass an academy. The joy of her c(
toilet is the joy of Raphael over
his canvass or Michael Angelo over 1
his marble. She is creating beauty
in the silence and the loneliness of D
her chamber. She grows like any 81
art creation, the result of patience,
of hope, of a thousand delicate
touchings and retouchings. Wo
man is never perfect, complete. A
restless night undoes the beauty of h
the day; sunshine blurs the evan
escent coloring of the cheek; frost 1
nips the tender outlines of her face Y
into sudden harshness. Care plows al
its lines across her brow ; mother
hood destroys the elastic lightness M
of her form; the bloom of her fc
cheek, the quick flash of her eye,
fade and vanish as years go by.
Bat woman is trtMn to her ideal. h
She won't know when she is beat- e
en and she manages to steal P
fresh victori'es even in her lefeat. s(
She invents new conceptions of wo
manly grace ; she rallies at forty I
and fronts us with the beauty of s
womanhood ; she makes a last stand ~
at sixty, with the beauty of her age.
She fails, like Cosar, wrapping her
mantle around her-"buried in it
woolen 'twould a saint provoke !" tl
Death listens pitifully to the long- g
ings of lifetime, and the wrinkled nl
face smiles with something of the 'n
prettiness of eighteen. tl
How TO FonEow A JoxE.-A writera
in Scribner's says I At the begin- s
ning of the session with the person F
before whom your art is to be exer- r
cised, the smile, of course, is in
order. The features should then
take their natural position in repose,
or should if the circumstances seem
to require it, assume a graver ex
pression ; it might, indeed, be well g
to show the lines of the brow some- a
what drawn together, with a sug
gestion of trouble, or at least of
concentrated attention. Above all d
things, remember that when your
vis-a-vis begins what promises to be
a prolonged humorous narration,
your face must instantly relapse in- a
to quiet. The smile may begin early '
in the story-but should be very a
slight and inconspicuous at first,
.gradually diffusing itself over the I
entire countenance and coming to 1o
a climax with thie point of the story-- Ii
either in an actual laugh, qr still bet- tl
ter, in a radiant smile of apprecia- y
tion, tip-toe on the virge of laugh
ter, and' a hundred times more ef- b
fective for its reticence. No one
who has made use of this method t<
will ever return to the old and o
inelegant system-tiring to yourself k~
and unsatisfactory to your interlo- e,
cutor-of beginning the facile audi- l1
ence, if we may so call it, at the l<
highest pitch at the outset of his e
narration, and vainly endeavoring
to keep up the strain upon the fea- b~
tures to the end. The consequence ~
of such a course is, that either the
smile becomes hard and mechani
cal, or that precisely when most
neededit altogether disappears, and
you are forced to some clumsy sub
stitute..
a
All great questions have been ,
settled by men in earnest-by 5.
men who have been bound by a a
principle about their hearts, which
they come to regard as part and 1s
parcel of their being. Little, pid- 6
dling, temporizing policy never t
conferred a lasting benefit on the a
world..
It is not high crimes, such as x
robbery and murder, which do- a
stroy the peace of society. The a
villiage gossip, family quarrels,
jealousies b e t w e e n no"~
medesmnea"attfing, are b
th, myp 'which oat into all so-~
cial hap~in'eso.
CHANGING ELECTION DAYS.
By alterations and amendments
of their Constitutions the several
States are gradually coming to
agree upon November, and usually
the first week in November, as the
time for holding elections. Under
her new Constitution Pennsylvania
holds her annual election in Novem
ber instead of October, as hereto
fore. By an amendment to the Con
stitution just adopted by the Legis
lature of Connecticut, which will
undoubtedly be ratified by the
people in October,that State changes
her annual election from April to
November. These changes have a
significance beyond their present
merely local effect. The change in
Pennsylvania from October to No
vember deprives that State of the
undue influence which it has exer
cised, at least once in four years, in
virtually discounting the Presiden
tial election in November by the
results of State election a month
earlier. In 1876 Pennsylvania will
not name in October the victor in
the Presidential contest, and there
will be no need of the tremendous
expenditures of money, breath and
patriotism, of which both parties
have been heretofore so prodigal,
in order to carry the October elec
tion to make sure of its moral
effect.
Connecticut is a much smaller
State and of less consequence in
the Presidential election; but the
election in that State coming in
April has had a significance attached
to it which it will not have here
after, on account of the indications
it furnished of the set of the
political tide and of whatever
changes had taken place in public
opinion.since the elections in Con
necticut has been watched by the
whole country with the most intense
interest, because in the evenly bal
anced condition of parties it was
supposed that the prestige of victory
then would greatly strengthen the
winner and be the forerunner of a
more general and sweeping triumph
in the contests of the year.
The change of date for holding
her elections will slip the little State
into the procession with other and
larger States, and her politicians
will find themselves perhaps of less
importance than they have hitherto
thought. The change will have the
good effect too of preventing in a
large measure the raids into the
State from New York, of which
there have been loud complaints by
both parties, for, with the elections
on the same day in both States, the
repeaters and stu.ffers will have
enough to do at home without going
among their neighbors.
A CA SroRv.-Pussy has always
sustained a somewhat spotted repu
tation ; and though two or three of
the magazine writers have lately
endeavored to clear her skirts of
evil, and raise- her. to a level with
the dog, the effect has been a la
mentable failure. Pussy is innately
ferocious and treacherous, and be
sides this she is accused of some
thing causing her to be ranked with
the ghouls and vampires. The
latest story of this cat wickedness
comes from Syracuse, New York.
A gentleman of that city one night
lately retired at the usual hour, his
wife occupying the adjoining room.
During the night the wife heard a
singular sound in the adjoining
apartment, as if her husband was
strangling. Finally the sound be
came so intensified as to alarm her,
and she arose hastily to make an
investigation. Entering the room
of the husband her eyes were greet
ed with a spectacle decidedly start
ling. Her husband was still sleep.
ing, but the family cat had its nose
thrust in the man's mouth, and its
paws tightly clasped about his
throat. The woman seized the ani
mal, but it clung to its hold tena
ciously, and was pulled away with
the greatest effort. The man was
nearly suffocated, and it is believed
would have been killed but for the
timely interference of his wife. It
is scarcely necessary to add that
the cat in question now retains not
a single one of its nine lives, but it
did enough while living to add
something to the already bad char
acter of its species.
In a smiling region the man of
money sees only the relations of
hay, grain and wood. His admira
tion, radiant with calcilation, re
duces nature to figures, and adds
up the scenery.
-A person who is too nice an ob.
server of the business crowd, like
.one who is too curious in observing
the labor of bees, will often be
stung for his curiosity.
- - - -4 . - -
I-have learned what a sin is
ainst an infinite imperishable be
in snch as is tesuA
[IS LOOKS DECEIVED HIM.
He did not look like a joker,
ays -1. Quad. One to sit and
tudy his face, would have said
hat his soul was lost in melan
holy-that he didn't care two
ents whether the sun set at noon
r stayed up until 7 o'clock. He
atered the ladies' sitting-room at
he Central Dopot, wa!ked up to a
roman whose husband had left the
)om about ten minutes previous
r, and calmly inquired:
"Madam, your husband went
it to see the river didn't he ?"
"Yes-why?" she asked, turning
%le in an instant.
"He was a tall man, wasn't
"He, was," she replied, rising
p and turning still paler.
"Had red hair?"
"He had-oh! what has happen
I ?"
"Weighed about one hundred
id eighty pounds ?"
"Yes-yes-where is he-where
my husband ?" she exclaimed.
"Couldn't swim could he ?"
"He's drowned-my husband is
.owfed !"
"Had a silver watch chain ?"
)ntinued the stranger.
"Where is my husband-where
the body ?" she gasped.
"Do not get excited, madam.
id your husband have on a grey
it !"
"Yes-oh ! my Thomas! my
homas !"
"And stoga boots ?"
"Let me see him-let me. see
m!" she cried.
"Come this way, madam, but do
>t get excited. There, is that
)ur husband across the street
that peanut stand ?"
"Why, yes, that's him; that's
y husband !" she exclaimed joy
illy. "I thought you said he
as drowned."
"No madam, I did not. I saw
im buying peanuts, and I believ.
I it my Iuty to say to you that
Danuts are not healthy at this
,ason of the yearl" -
He slid softly out, and she stood
iere and chewed her parasol and
~ared after him as if he were a
enagerie on wheels.
A HOME THRUST.-A story-tell
ig clergyman of this city relates
ae followingof one of our distin
nished Brooklyn Baptist clergy
ien, which the late Apostle Trask
rould enjoy: A few weeks ago
de doctor was. examining candi
ates for admission to the church,
nd .among them was a delicate,
weet-faeed boy of some sixteen
ears of age, whose eyes, as he
>se to speak, were bathed in
~ars.
"And you are striving to love,
arve, and follow the Lord Jesus ?"
sked the minister.
"Yes, sir, but my sins are
reat," meekly replied the young
pplicant.
"But Jesus will forgive them all.
[e can wash you clean," said the
octor, encouragingly.
"There is one sin," said the boy,
that 1 have struggled against.
am free from it now, but I am
raid that God will never forgive
te ;" and the little fellow sobbed
oud.
"What is it, my boy ? God will
>rgive everything, if you are tru
r penitent and will lead a better
fe. No matter how,. grievous
ais sin may be, he will forgive
ou. Now what is it ?"
"S-s-n-o-king," sobbed the
oy.
Now, as the doctor is an inve
rate smoker, say rather burner
f cigars, he was considerably ta
en aback, especially as he notic
d several of the congregation
ughing. But putting on a brave
>ok, he said to the sobbing appli
ant:
"Yes, yes, smoking is bad for
oys, but I trust God will forgive
o."-Brooklyn Union.
There is a man in Cuthbert, sixty
>ur years old says a Georgia news
aper, who has not taken a drink
f spirits in over a quarter of a den
[ry, never drank a cup of coffee in
U his life nor ate a pound of meat
f any kind. A few days since'
i reading a newspaper, he saw an
dvertisemnent where it was propo
ed to furnish a receipL for five dol
ers which would teach a man how
a live on thirty cents a week. At
his proposition he became indig
ant, and said it was sheer extrava
ancefora man to spend that amount
sserting that his provisions was
ot worth ten dollars a year..
absists entirely upon corna
nd water-ecarnthat he would
o* xcange his diet for that of a
ing or prince. His clothin
im about.three dollars per sasim
[e is a man.of amily; aad w
IS faumly
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