The Newberry herald. (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, June 23, 1875, Image 1
A Family Companion, Devoted to Literature, Miscellany, News, Agriculture, Markets, &c
Vol. XI. WEDNESDAY MORNING, JUNE 23, 1875. No. 25.
]MR. RA PID.
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"What, you here yet, old fellow ?"
said Jack Rapid to Sam the hostler,
who had taught him how to clean
a horse, and put him in a carriage,
when Jack was a dirty little urchin,
picking up a few stray coppers in
the race-week, and at the fair time,
and in those days when the "Angel"
was full of company and farmers'
carts nearly filled the inn yard.
"You here yet, in this dull old
place?"
The hostler at first did not recog
nize his pupil Jack. How should
be? What resemblance was there
between a lanky and ragged little
lad and the heavy swell who now
accosted him ? Old Sam took a
careful inventory of all his fine
clothes, and probably cast up the
sum total of their value, ere he re
plied:
"Yes, I'm here, that is certain;
but who you are I can't make
out, for the life of me. You are
not unlike Tom Henson, who .went
away six or seven years ago, but
they do say he was drowned, poor
fellow. But he was stouter than
you. You're never he, come back,
with pockets full of gold from the
Gold Coast, are you?"
"Tom Henson? No, I'm Jack
Rapid, now John Dashwood Rapid,
Esquire, of Flyaway Hall. Don't
you remember me many years ago,
when I used to come and help you
on busy days ?"
"You, Jack Rapid ?" said the old
hostler, taking a step backward to
consider the speaker from a new
point of view. "Why, how can it be
that*little-"
"Stay, Sam," said Mr. Rapid. "I
know what you are going to say,
and I had rather say it for you.
How can it be that that little dirty
boy has become such a gentleman?"
"Well," said Sam, "I don't want
to be rude; but when I remember
what you were, I do wonder how you
have mounted upward. Why, your
horses are worth eighty guineas
piece !" continued Sam, with an
admiring glance at the animals.
"Yes, Sam, times have changed
thank my stars for' that. Do you
know I went at last to London, and
got a good place at a grand West
end hotel, as a waiter in a billiard
room; but that would never have put
me where I am, had I got a guinea
where I got a threepenny bit. No ;
an old screw of a relation, named
Wood, died two years back, and
left me his savings, because he was
my godfather, and I was named
John after him. And now I live at
Flyaway Hall, and drive, you see,
good cattle, and spend my money
like a gentleman, and show my
gratitude to old Wood by calling
myself Dashwood. Clever contriv
ance, that ! don't you think so?
And, Sam, I'm willing to be a gen
leman to you, if you'll come and
be my head groom."
I'Flyaway Hall!I" echoed Sam,
"Why, you don't mean to say you
live at Flyaway Hall ?"
"Yes, I do, Sam, indeed; and why
should I not?"
"Well,'' answered Sam, "I don't
know why, if you've got plenty of
money; but, bless me! Flyaway
Hall must take a mint of cash for
coal, if one is to go by the chim
eys. And it has ruined two or
three since I first heard of it.
There was Lord Oakes-well do I
remember going to his sale. A
great auctioneer from London was
talking and hammering for three
or four days, and the wine and ci
gars fetched enough to stock a
farm; yet my lord only paid his
reditors six-and-ninepence on the
pound."
Mr. Rapid seemed rather discon
erted by these remarks. It was
not pleasant to think of poor Lord
Dakes floundering in deep waters
of shame and ruin; but Mr. Rapid
laughed the thought away, and
giving his white beaver a jaunty
toss, he took out a cigar and began
to smoke.
"Well, but, Sam," continued Mr.
Rapid, "will you leave this moldy
old inn and come and live with me?
For auld lang syne we'll take a cup
>'kindness yet, and say, 'Good wa
ges and light work.' By the look
of things you must be doing a seedy
business here. My pair seem to
be the only horses you've had in
the stable to-day. Come, now, out
with the secret ! How many nags
have bitten your corn since last
Wednesday-a week ago ? Why,"
said Mr. Rapid, laughing at his
own conceit, "you've got your
hands in your trowsers pockets, as
if they were at home there, and had
nothingelse to do !" And Mr. Rapid
tittered away at his own wit.
"Never mind," said Sam, some
what huffed at the insolent allusion
to t1m re,lining fortunes of the old
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- PRESS ROOMI BILL.
Slept alnight ona pleof stock
But what'd he care! Had no friends.
So he sends
For apot of beer, and abite to eat,
Ithe press-room,
Where with jes' room
To stretch out straight,
He'd wait.
Till the boys got round in the upper regions;
And by legious,
Held feed the sheets to the huDgry maws,
And iron jaws,
Of the press.
You can gess
How he loved the machine and his work.
He shirk!
When he gave his word
That settled it sure. Whatever it was,
You could b 'e poz
That he'd do as he said if it took a leg.
Not a peg
Would he move, whatever he saw or heard.
To break a promise
Was fartherest from his
Thoughts of what was the ditty of man,
And where the law of right began.
One night the boss
(Member of congress, now they say,!
Came down stairs,
Putting on airs,
His usual way,
Pretty soon he came across
Bill~~~ wh wa put- th-frm -n-lae
From man's condemning wrath.
"Angel," but pulling his hands out
of his pockets at the same time.
"Never mind, sir, we are doing
well enough for my contentment,
and I must decline with thanks
your well-meant offer to find me
easy work and good pay at Fly
away Hall."
"Well, every man to his taste !"
exclaimed Mr. Rapid; "but remem
ber, Sam, in spite of your refusal,
which is rather affronting, I must
say Flyaway Hall will be always
open to you. When you have got
to your last shilling, I'll be your;
friend for the sake of old times. I
can always do with an extra hand,,
and I think of increasing my stud.
One knows, you see, so many good
fellows, and one likes to see their
happy faces about one, and they
are generally as poor as rats; so I
have to mount them all, and the
rogues are not content unless they
have the best horses and are in at
the death."
"Ah," said Sam, turning away his
face and speaking low, "they won't
be in at your death depend upon
it."
"My death ? . What do you
mean?" asked Mr. Rapid,- rather
sharply.
"I mean, sir, your ruin, which, if
all you say is true, is not very far
distant. Your friends will suck
you dry, like the oranges you used
to be so fond of when you could
get them, and then they will leave
you. Flyaway Hall will want Mr.
Hammer again, probably in a year
or two, and if I leave the old inn on
the moor, another will step into
my shoes, and when I want them
again, I shall have to ask in vain.
No, Mr. Rapid; I'm not a betting
man, but I'll wager a crown you
are in the court paying your angry
creditors so much in the pound
before I have to part with my Pitt
guinea."
"Your Pitt guinea!" said Mr.
Rapid, now getting seriously vexed-,
and about to order his pair to be
put into his fashionable drag, and
to summon his smart tiger Tom
from the tap-room fire. "What on
earth is a Pitt guinea ?"
"It is a guinea," answered Sam,
"which the great statesman, Billy
Pitt, as he was familiarly called,
gave my father, one day, when he
was hurrying in hot haste to Lon
don on important business. My
father's manner and re adai n ess
pleased Mr. Pitt, and he gave him
a guinea, which my father declar
ed should be the last piece of mon
ey he would ever spend. It has
come to me, and I am determined I
will never run so near ground as
to need that guinea to float me.
That giniea, Mr. Rapid, has made
me a careful man, and I grieve to
think you are throwing away with
both hands, a fortune on fellows
who don't really care a pinch of
snuff for you. Let me beg you, as
m old friend, to leave Flyaway
Hall and live in a smaller and more
lucky house, else you will be limp
ig up to the despised 'Angel' in a
few years' time, with rags on your
back, to beg a crust and a job of
cld Sam."
Mr. Rapid could here no more
such doleful forebodings, but hur -
r-ied away' to pay his bill and to.
hat with the more congenial land
lord.
The saucy Tiger soon appeared
and grumbled at everything in the
stable except Sam, who looked too
big and resolute to insult. By and
by the smart turnout bowled aw.ay;
the landlord bowed, and thanked
Mr. Rapid for his patronage ; and
Sam remained more or less absent
ll the day.
In less than the time he had fixed,
Flyaway Hall was again the scene
of Mr. Hammer's toil. Again all
that valuable furniture, pictures,
wines, etc., went to the highest bid
&er, and Mr. Rapid disappeared
from view.
Some time after~ a gaunt, ema
ciated man knocked at Sam's door.
Of course we know who it was-no
one else than Rapid, broken, weary.
dIying. He had no friends ; those
who had helped to ruin .him were
scattered every one to his own, and
no one cared for poor Jack Rapid's
soul. So he bethought him of the
kind-hearted old hostler, who had
befriended him in the adversities
of his youth, and had given him
the best of advice in his mad ca
reer of prosperity. In the house
of that good Samaritan poor Jack
Rapid breathed his last, conscious
of his folly, and taught by Sam to
o as a penitent to the Cross, inl
which the broken-hearted find rest
mnd hope.
And when he meets a young man
given to loose and lavish ways, he
contrives to conduct him some
qjuiet evening to the churchyard,
where beside Rapid's grave, he
points the moral which the prodi
gal's short life supplied; and often
so sharply that several young men
an than1fn116 deli the abandnn
ment of their follies from the still
and solemn hour when old Sam's
words seemed to go into their very
souls, and made them consider their
ways.
GLORY OF LAUGHTER.
Thomas Hobbes, of Salisbury,
said many a wise thing in his time,
but never anything wiser or more
beautiful than this: "Laughter is a
sudden glory." So assuredly it is,
and but for this glory, which, splen
did as sudden, bursts through our
clouds of sorrow like sunshine in a
shady place, what would become of
us? Liberius will have it that this
privilege of laughter is of Olympian
origin, and alike distinctive of gods
and men. "Risus enim divum atque
homonom est seterna voluptus."
Laughter is the everlasting delight
of gods and men. To us sad so
journers in a sphere which the
poets are wont to describe as a val
ley of tears the right and the facul
ty to laugh are simply our dearest
prerogative, our most indispensable
poscession, It is the fountain in
our desert, the manna in our wil
derness. * "I have nothing for it,"
said Oliver Goldsmith, "but to sit
down and laugh at the world and
at myself, the most ridiculous ob
ject in it."
Some persons are far more rich
Ly endowed than others with this
happy gift, and the method of its
manifestation in themselves and its
effect upon others are among the
most wonderful mysteries of our
being. Such people may be ac
pounted the comedians of private
Life, and very pleasant and benefi
cent is the mission they have to
fulfill. Go where they may, they
are ever welcome; for, provided al
ways that their talent is refined
by good taste and tempered by
good feeling they bring the sum
mer with them and make everybody
the brighter for their presence. It
is marvellous to think what at
'osphere fun seems to surround
some people, what an air of
festivity they throw around the
dullest things, and what radiance
of expression they impart to the
most commonplace emotions. ' Like
Ophelia, they turn "thought and
and ariliction to favor and to pret
tiness," and still as they go they
"scatter smiles on the uneasy earth."
We laugh at them and with them,
but never ill-natur'edly so, for the
mirth they awaken is ever genial
nd has no taint of malice. Do
what they may, they never fail to
exhilirate and delight us. A wave
of their hand, a glance of their eye,
the slightest inflexion of their voice
ay, their very walk-though they
should never open their lips--suf
aces to move our laughter. These
are the people who acquire enthu
siastic applause for jests and sto
ries of little intrinsic value. Told
by them, jokes of no great point
sn anecdotes of no great interest
will set the table in a roar. The
worthless matter wins mystic value
n the narration, and what from
:ther lips would be dull and cold
is lead is "sunshine spoken" from
theirs. Lord Bacon has gone to
the trouble to transmit to remote
posterity a mot of King Jamie's than
which nothing, me judice can be
much sillier. "King James, as he
was a prince of great judgment, so
was he a prince of a marvellously
pleasant humor. As he was going
through Lusen by Greenwich he
isked what town it was? They
said Lusen. He asked, a good
while after, 'What towvn is this we
ire now in ?' They said still it.was
Lusen. Then said the king, 'I will
be King of Lusen.'" Now I am
Fain to confess that I cannot for the
ife of me see the wit of that royal re
mark; I am not sure that I quite ap
prehend its meaning, unless it be
that the town being so long he must
needs be long a king who should
old the sovereignty of it. This
may or may not be what Jamie
meant; but wit that requires to be
analyzed and explained hardly de
serves the name. It should flash
upon the fancy instantaneously as
ight upon the eye, else it is no true1
wit. "The marvellous pleasant hu
mor" must have dwelt in the king's
way of 'uttering the words; and
that humor is, of course incommuni
able by writing. Addison men
tions his having met a fellow in<
taly whose talk was of the dullest, 1
"yet was there something so comi- 1
al in his voice and gesture that a 1
man could hardly forbear being
pleased with him."
Foote had a wit and humor of I
us own, which being, even as he was
imself, utterly brutal, came upon I
Friend and foe like the kick of a I
fray-horse. Such, for example, was I
iis truculent reply to the inoffen- I
ive little man who mildly remark- I
adin ahAnmnu rmEa
-"The devil you have! Who drovi
you?"
Sheridan's wit combined with thE
flash of the gem its solidity, and
was invariably free from gratuitouE
rancor. It was "more nearly allied
to good nature" than wit always is.
Dean Swift's wit was usually like
orked lightning, scathing an d
blasting what it touched; but it was
it times as mild as the moonbeams.
[t happened one. day that his cook,
whom he invariably called "Sweet
eart," had greatly overroasted the
nly joint he had for dinner.
'Sweetheart," said the dean, im
bhe blandest possible tones, "this
eg of mutton is overdone. Take
It back into the kitchen and dc
it less." The cook replied that
bhe thing was impossible." But,'
aid the dean, "if it had been
anderdone you could have done
It more." The cook assented.
'Well, then, Sweetheart," rejoined
bhe master, "let this be a les
on to you. If you needs must
,ommit a fault, at least take care
hat it is one that will admit of a
-emedy." The mingled wit and
isdom of this admonition are de
lightful.
The comic factty of Sydney
mith was magn4cent. It must
aave been glorious in his conversa
tion, for, apart frdm the enchant.
ment of delivery, it is glorious in
is writings. It foams and flashes
fhrough his graphic page like an
axulting river through a pictures
Iue landscape. It now and then
Dccurred that he fell in with a dull
%rd who failed to perceive at once
bhe aim and purport of the canon'E
umor. This is /a "damper" tc
most men, but Sidney Smith al
ways turned it f. good account
How very funny is this:---"A jok(
goes a great way in the country
I have known od6 last pretty well
for seven years. I remembei
making a joke after a meeting o
the clergy in Yorkshire, wher
there was a Rev. Mr. Buckle, wh(
never spoke when I proposed hic
health. I said that he was a buckk
without a tongue. Most person
pu hearin4g lauighed, but my net
neighbor sat unmoved and sank it
thought. At last, a quarter of at
hour after we had all done, he sud
denly nudged me, exclaiming, '.1
see now what you meant, Mr. Smith
you meant a joke.' 'Y'es,' I said
sir, I believe I did.' Upon whici
be began laughing so heartily thai
I thought he would choke, and was
obliged to pat him on the back'
'his ex poste facto apprehension o:
un stealing sluggishly over a Emo
ban intellect, but at last flaming
out -in uproarous mirth, has in it,
to my thinking, something exceed
ingly ridiculous. Equally comic is
the canon's method of dealing with~
such witlings as take pleasure in
3harades. ''I shall say nothing ol
charades and such sort of unpar
ionable trumpery. If charades are
made at all, they should be made
without benefit of clergy; the offen
Ser should instantly be hurried ofl
bo execution, and be cut off in the
niddle of his dullness, despite his
atempts to explain to his execu
bioner why his first is like his sec
nd, or what is the resemblance be
ween his fourth and his ninth.'
Who can forbear a smile at the no
ion of thus summarily ejecting the
'funny man" of a party, who, even
while he is being extruded, desired
bo explain why his first is like his
second, end whatrelation his fourth
:ears to his ninth?
Lord Palmerston had a racy
ense of the comical, which stood
aim in excellent stead on countless
>ccasions, enabling him to turn the
augh against his adversaries, and
bo avert an awkward argument by
eans of a joke. Men will differ
s to his qualifications as a states
an, but there can be no second
>pinion, about his bonhomie, or
about his right to rank with those
"Whose happy alchemy is such
They turn to laughter all they touch."
HARDENING THE CoNsTTTION.
K/.en talk about "hardening the
onstitution," and with that view,
sxpose themselves to summer's suns
md winter's wind, to strains and
>ver efforts, and many unnecessary
1ardships. To the same end, ill
rormed mothers souse their little
nfants in cold water day by day ;
,heir skin and lesh and bodies are
3teadily growing rougher and thin
ier, and weaker, until slow fever
>r water on the brain or consump
ion, carries them to the grave ; and
hen they administer to themselves
,he semi-comfort and rather ques
ionable consolation of its being
mysterious dispensation of na
ure, when, in fact, nature works
to miracle to counteract our fol
ies. The best way we know of
tardening the constitution is to
ake good care of it; for it is no
aore imyroved by harsh treatment
han a egaeor new bat is
bneait-ter nn agabu
THE SPIRIT OF THE AGE.
The common complaint again
our age and country on account i
the alleged worship of the almighi
dollar, as one of the chief sins i
the materialistic tendency, is basE
on misconceptions. The eagi
struggle to accumulate wealth is i
general a sign of a rise, not a d
cline, in culture. It indicates thi
business is less of a stupid routir
than it was a hundred years agc
that a career has been opened I
industrial art and commerce f<
energy and capacity; that soci
position has ceased to descend 1:
perpetual entail; and that the di
tribution of wealth to one set i
families and of poverty to anoth<
set in feudal times is not to I
maintained forever and acceptE
with satisfaction as a proper awaz
of Divine justice, or as a necessai
condition of social order. Compai
sons are often made between Amei
ca and Europe, to the disadvantag
of the former, in reference to tl
greed for money, as if the great<
quietude of business in the latti
couitry were due to a higher mor
character, whereas it may be atti
buted to the obstructions whic
check enterprise there. There
less effort to accumulate wealth
the Old World mainly becau:
there is less opportunity. TI
bulk of the riches is in the hands <
people who are forbidden by publ
opinion to engage in traffic. TI
poor receive wages so scanty th:
they have no hope of making at
considerable improvement in the
situation. Business moves slow]
Interest is low, land is almost st
tionary in value, and any direct pa
ticipation in commercial or ind-a
trial pursuits excludes the guil
individual from admission to ti
highest social circles. Here t]
opposite conditions prevail; bus
ness is the ambition and pleasm
of men of capacity. And yet n
where are the people so luxuriol
in their mode of life, so liberal
their expenditures, so grand in th(
plans, and so remote from every u
serly feeling. In those csountri
where families are preserved 1
primogeniture and e n tail, a2
where marriage is governed main
by pecuniary considerations, the
money is and must be worshipp(
much more than in th~e Uniti
States.
We are told that the fine ar
have declined in excellence and
public estimation, but this asse
tion is far from the truth. ]
many points there is a rise, and
others the decline is only relatis
No century in history equals ti
last hundred years in the numb<
of great works in poetry, histor
oratory, prose, romance, the dramn
printing, architecture, .sculptur
and music, taken together-perhaj
not in any one branch separate]
It has been said that the fifth ce
tury before the Christian era pr
duced more great worksi in arei
tecture than our age, but I denyi
while admitting that the interior
no modern building equals the Pa
thenon of Pericles in the beauty
its shape, the fine adjustment of i
proportions, and the eminent mer
of the sculptured decorations ex<
ented for it. Half a dozen oth<
temples created about the san
time at Athens may have been litt:
inferior to it. But they no long<
exist, and any comparison no
made must be based partly on pr
sunmptions. Judging from what v
know of antiquity, however, thea
is much reason to give the prefe
ence to our time. The great worn
of ancient architecture were near]
all temples, comparatively fewi
number, and erected mainly for ti
honor of the gods, not for the con
fort of men. They were not mad
to accommodate large congreg:
tions ; their interiors were sma
and dark ; and their wonderfi
beauty [was restricted to the exte:
nal appearance. The theatre an
amphitheatre of antiquity were in
posing, but were not roofed ove
the performances being given b
daylight. Ancient dwellings wei
low, small, and inconvenient.
claim for the architecture of ft
present, as a whole, great superio
ity. We do not now spend so mue
relatively on single structures a
they did in the days of Pericles, Ai
gustus, and Leo X., but we erect
far greater number of splendi
buildings, and we adapt them bette
to the wants of men. Our govert
ment buildings, churches,banks,ho;
pitals, asylums, colleges, concer
halls, ware-houses, international ei
hibition palaces, elegant shops,gree
factories, and costly privat~e dwel
ings had no counterparts or a
least no equals in pagan Greece an
Rome, and they entitle us to claii
a decided superiority in architei
tre over antiquity, even if we less
out of consideration the vast in
prvements in marine and bridg
arcitecture.-JTohn S. Bitell, i
Qhrand Month1y for Mtay.
THE FIRST ELECTION AT
THE FORKS.
There was young Deboon from
Boston, a 'very learned man; in fact
he was one of those fearfully learn
d ed young men-a man who could
r talk in all tongues, and think in
n none. Perhaps he had some time
been a waiter. I am bound to say
Lt that in my observations, reaching
over many years of travel, the
most dreadfully learned young men
y I have ever met- are the waiters in
r the continental hotels.
t Then there was Chipper Charley
y -smart enough, and a man, too,
a who had read at least a dozen books;
) but the Forks didn't want him for
r an alcalde any more than it did De
e boon.
d Then there was Limber Tim, and
d Limber certainly could write his
name, for he was always leaning up
i_ against trees, and houses, and
. fences, when he could find them,
e and writing the day and date, and
e making grotesque pictures with a
'r great carpenter's pencil, which he
r carried in the capacious depths of
his duck breeches pocket. But
. when Sandy proposed Limber Tim,
h the camp silently but firmly shook
Is its head, and said, "Not for Joseph."
n At last the new camp pitched upon
;e a man who it seemed had been call
Le ed "Judge" from the first. Perhaps
)f he had been born with that name.
ic It would indeed have been hard to
Le think of him under any other appel
It lation whatever. It had been easier
y to imagine that when he had -first
ir arrived on earth his parents met
y. him at the door, took his carpet
a- bag, called him "Judge," and in
r- vited him in.
s As is usually the case in the far,
y far West, this man was elected judge
ie simply because he was fit for nothing
ie else. The "boys" didn't want a
. man above them who knew too
0~ When Chipper Charley had been
I proposed, an old man rose up, turn
in ed his hat inside out with his fist,
. twisted his beard around his left
. ad, spirted a stream of tobacco
e juice down through an aisle of rug
yy ged men and half-way across the
Ld earthen floor of the Howling Wil
lderness saloon, and then proceed
re ed to make a speech that killed the
d candidate dead on the spot.
d This was the old man's speech:
"That won't go down. Too much
ts book-larnin'. Shove him up."
in But the new judge, or rather the
. old, bald-headed, dumpy, dirty
n faced little fellow, with the dirty
[ shirt and dirty duck breeches, was
e not a bad man at all. The "boys"
e' had too much hard sense to set up
r anything but a sort of wooden king
,to role over them in this little iso
a, lated remote camp and colony of
ethe Sierra. And they were per
> fectly content with their King Log,
y too, and never called to Jupiter for
a- King Stork.
SWhen the great Californian novel
. which has been prophesied of, and
t for which the literary world seems
jto be waiting, comes to be written,
r- it will not be a bit popular. And
if that is because every true Cali
bs fornian, no matter how depraved he
t may be, somehow has somewhat of
. the hero and the real man in his
r make-up. And as for the women that
e are there, they are simply angels.
e So you see there is no one to do
r the business of the heavy villain.
SThis old idiotic little judge, with
-. a round head, round red face, and
e round belly, and no mind-he had
e nomemory.-He hadtried everything
. in the world almost, and always had
:s failed. He had come to never expect
y anything else. When he rose up to
n make a speech of thanks to the
e "boys" for the "unexpected honor,"
-. and broke fiat down after two or
e three allusions to the "wonderful
- climate of Californy," he was per
1 fectly serene, perfectly content. He
1 had got used to breaking down,
e and it didn't hurt him.
d He used to say to his friends in
t confidence that he certainly would
e, have made a great poet had he be.
y gun in his youth. And perhaps he
e would, for he was certainly fit for
I nothing else under the su.n.-Joa
e quin Miller, ini Overland Mlonthly
.- for June.
,s The worst case of selfishness
L- that was ever presented to the pub
a lie emanated from a youth who
complained because his mother put
r a bigger mustard plaster on his
- younger brother than she did on
;- him.
-Happy the man who can endure
the highest and lowest fortune. He
L- who has endured such vicissitudes
,t with equanimity has deprived a mis
fortune of its power.
- After all, it is continued temper
0ance whichi sustains the body for
the longspeidoti,an
ewhich gost pereodly prese,e ad
r m s eesreSi
from sic~n085.
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"-1KINDER LOOKIN9 FOR IT."
"Do you answer to the name of
Merrifield Scott?" inquiredathe De
troit court. - - -
He was a young man of fou nd
twenty, aud the "1dudsW 01. i
back weren't enough in 'bulk.t
make a good. sized pap.lHis.7a7-t-3
was down to his eyes,' .'.~e was
coal dust and dirt all'over bim,andr .
he moved around with slow. a&id
solemn step.
"Well, sir," resumed the Cour
"yrou are charged with vag=acy
The warrant says youbwe'noUmo, - -
no occupation,'andthatyo - -
buy a lemon if they s"old. 'emAt-a
cent a miflion._ Straighbin ,
look me inthe -,eye, and give-mje
your candid oninabout i.
"Ther' hain't no- work," dawd
the prisoner.
"Have yon sought for wo&-V--.
"Where ?
CCWBA rye been kindei' .ook
alaround towiL"
"And your efforts -have ilotes.
crowned with the
success!" - -
I&Nr. Scott," contini abi1~'
ao hen faas-teldhstehinoap.
cede all action that moves to asia- -. -
tary purposes. Yet action is no.
bier in itself than either thougb?
or theory.
Friendship is the cordial of life, -
the lenitive of our sorrows, and
the multiplier of our joys; the ,..
source equally of animation andli ~
RE-SENTENCE OF BUNCH
AND HARDEE.
The special court of general sessions
of Charleston county met on Monday,
Judge Reed presiding. An affidavit
was submitted by ex-Judge M. B. Al
len, attorney for Bunch and Hardee,
and prayed that an execution of judg.
ment be stayed and the proceedings be
gone into de novo. The motion was
denied by the solicitor. Judge Reed
then addressed the prisoners as fol
lows:
Dennis R. Bunch and George Har.
dee, when I last parted with you I
had no expectation of ever meeting
you again in this world. You had
then recently each of you been con
victed by a jury of your peers of the
high crime of murder, and, as the re
sult of that conviction, it was my
painful duty to announce to you the
solemn sentence of the law, fixing a da3
upon which you should suffer its ex.
tremest penalty. The day assigned
was Friday, the 16th of April last,
but, upon the application of youl
friends for further time within whic1t
to prepare to meet your God, his ex
cellency the governor extended youi
probation for one week, at the end o
which time, and during his temporar3
absence from the State, the lieutenant.
governor, claiming the right to exer.
cise the executive prerogative in that
behalf, reprieved you until Friday, th<
28th day of May, which day- was per
mitted by the sheriff to pass withoul
enforcing the judgment of the court
under legal advice, as he alleges, thai
the lieutenant-governor had no consti
tutional power to respite or fix a dal
for the execution of the sentence. Un
der these circumstances, tantalizinj
and cruel to you, and derogatory t<
the sanctions of the law, you agaii
stand before me to hear a reiteratioi
of its judgment. Have you, or eithe
of you, anything now to say or an;
cause to show why a new day shal
not be assigned for your execution, il
pursuance of the judgment which sti]
rests upon you ?
In answer to this interrogatory fron
the court, Hardee replied that ther
were some witnesses that he woul<
have liked to have had upon the trial
who were not present, and among thi
number mentioned Mr. Murphy, hi
employer, who, he claimed, was in fu]
possession of the facts of the case.
Judge Reed, continuing, said:
am very sorry to say that that is sayinj
nothing. It is r.ow too late, and
therefore, you need add no more.
You can say nothing additional t<
what has already been said for you
and it only remains for me to dis
charge the last sad, painful duty o
naming a new day for your execution
But, before doing so, permit me to ex
press my great satisfaction at the in
formation I have received that th4
time given you has not been spent ir
vain. You have been visited by
ministers of the gospel, who have in,
structed you in the doctrines of oui
holy religion, and each of you, as]
am advised, through repentance ani
faith in the Lord Jesus Christ, have
not only become reconciled to youi
fate, but enjoy a confident hope that
your exit from this world will bE
your entrance into another, "wherE
the wicked cease from troubling
and the weary are at rest." It
this frame of mind you will havE
little to - regret ; and to retain ii
and strengthen it let me advise yov
that during the very short time thai
will remain to yon you endeavor tc
wean your affections wore and m3ort
from earth and earthly things and fis
them exclusively on the "Lamb ol
God that taketh away the sins of thE
world." Endeavor and determine by
the grace of God to realize in its full.
est and most glorious sense that
"This world is all a fleeting show,
For man's illusion given.
Its smiles of joy, its tears of woe,
Deceitful shine, deceitful flow,
There's nothing true but heaven."
The sentence of the law, as hereto
fore announced to you, and now re
published, naming a new day for its
execution, is: That you, and each of
you, Dennis R. Bunch and George
Hardee, be taken from the place
where you now stand to the jail of
Charleston county, whence you last
came, and there be safely and secure
ly confined until Friday, the 25th day
of June instant, on which day, be
tween the hours of 11 in the forenoon
and 2 in the afternoon, you, and each
of you, be taken by the sheriff of Char
leston county to the place of public
execution, and there be hanged by
your necks until your bodies be dead.
And may God have mercy on your
souls.
During the delivery of this sen
tence a deathly silence prevailed in
the court house, and as the last words
fell from the lips of the judge the
prisoners both burst into tears. As
soon as sufficient time had been given
to recover themselves Bunch and Har
dee were taken from the dock and re
manded to jail.
Absence diminishes moderate pas.
sions and augments great ones, as
bhe wind extinguishes candles and
dnales th~e fie.