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SLEEPINiG IN CfHUR~CH.
Thi follovring parody on Tennyson'
"Charge of the Light Uigade" i-; baised up
on the statement inade bY Dr. Guthrie thli
at a lurge reli-it;ns tneetiu- lie wice atteri
ed. he actualiy counted six hundred peopi
O'er their devoted bead,~
While the law thunder'd,
Snu,ly andI heedlles-zy
snored the six hundred,
Cirest was the preacher's theme;
Screw'd on was all the steam:
Neither with sbc)ut nor scream
Could he disturb the dream
Of tbesix hundred.
Terrors to the risjht of them,
iThv to the left of them,
Tesions in front of them
Hel! itself plundered
Of its MDst awful things,
WeA-16inded preacher flingri
Arthe dumbfounded.
Boldly he spoke and well;
All on deaf ears it fell;
Vain was his loudest yell
VoleY'd and thunder'd;
For caring-the truth to tell
Neither for heaven nor hell;
Snored the gix hundred.
StiU, with redoubled zeal,
St*bql spoke onward,
And, *)a id appeal,
StrWoig with, hand and heel
Making the pulpit feel,
- -,V4en md thndered
Called them the church's foes;
Threatened with endless woes.
Fady the answer rose
(Proof of their sweet repose)
but there is no resource with th~
mf~ImQtA? ft ~~annnn lAt lnnst~. Xe
rations! One has to deal with a pro
jectile which thinks, seems to pos
sess ideas,and which changes its di
rection at each instant. How stop
the course of something which
must be avoided ? The horrible
cannon flings itself about. ad
vances, recoils, strikes to tb
right, strikes to the left flees,
passes, disconcerts am bushes.
break down obstacles, crushes
men like flies. The great danger
of the situation is ii the mobility
of its base. How combat an in
clined plane which has caprices ?
The ship, so to speak, has light
ning imprisoned in its womb
which seeks to escape; it is like
thunder rolling above an earth
quake.
IQ an instant the whole crew
were on foot; the fault was the
chief gunner's; he had neglected
to fix home the screw-nut of the
mooring-chain, and had so badly
shackled the four wheels of the car
ronade that the play given to the;
solo and frame bad separated the
platform, and ended by breaking
the breeching. The cordage had
been broken, so that the gun was
no longer secure on the carriage.
As a heavy wave struck the port,
the carronade, weakly attached,
recoiled, burst its chain, and be
gan to rush wildly-about. Conceive,
in order tn have an idea of this
strange sliding, a drop of water
running down a pane of glass.
At the moment when the lash
ings gave way the gunners were
in the battery, some in groups,
others standing alone, occupied
with such duties as sailors per
form in expectation of the com
mand to clear for action. The
carronade, hurled forward by the
pitching, dashed into tli; knot of
men, and crushed four at the first
blow; then, flung back and sho:
out anew by the rolling, it cut in
two a fifth poor fellow, glancing
off tothe larboard side, and struck
a piece of the battery with such
force as to unship it. Then rose
the cry of distress which had been
i heard. The men rushed toward
the ladder-the gun-dek emptied
in the twinkling of an eye. The
enormons cannon was left alone.
She was given up to herself. Sbe
was her own mistress, and mis
tress, of the vessel. She could
do what she willed with both.
This wvhole crew accustomed to
laugh in battle trembled now. To
describe the universal terror woiuld
be impossible.
Captain Boisberthelot and Lieu
tenant Vienville, although both in
trepid men, stopped at the head of
the stairs, and remained mute, pale,
hesitating, looking down on the
deck. Some one pushed them
aside with his elbow and descend
ed.
It was their passenger, the peas
ant, the man of whom they had
been speaking a moment before.
When he reached the foot of
the ladder he stood still.
The cannon came and went
ralong the deck. One might have
ifancied it the living chariot of the
SApocalypse. The marine 'ian tern
foscilating from the ceiling added
a dizzying whirl of lights and
Lshadows to this vision. The shape
of the cannon was undistinguish
Sable from the rapidity of its course;
now it looked blIck in the light,
now it cast weird reflections
Ithrough the gloom.
It kept on its work of destruc
Stion. It had already shattered
four other pieces and dog two
crevices in the side, fortunately
fabove the water-line, though they
Swould leak in ease a squall should
Icome on. It dashed itself franti
Scally against the frame-work; the
js oli d tie-beams resisted, their
curved form giving them gr-eat
rstrength, but they ex-eaked omi
u ously under the assaults of this
Sterrible club, which seemed endo w
Sed with a sort of appalling ubi
Squity, striking on every side at
I once. The strokes of a bullet
e shaken in a bottle would not be
madder or more rapid. The four
r wheels passed and r-epassed above
a the dead men, cut, carved and
;slashed them, till the five cor-pses
t were a score of stumps rolling
a about the deck ; the heads seemed
e to cry out; streams of blood twisted
h in and out of the planks with ev
-ery pitch of the vessel. Thlle ceil
ing dlamaged in several places, be
t gan to gap. The whole ship was
, filled with the awfu.l tumult.
h The captain promptly recovered
. his composure, arid at his order
the sailors threw down into the
deck every thing which could
wdeaden and check the mad rush of
Sthe gun-mattresses, hammocks,
-spare sails, coils of rope, extra
equipments, and bales of false as
sigrnats.
But what could these rags avail ?
ts No one dared to ascend to arr-ange
s5 them in any useful fashion, and in
e a few instants they were mere
yehapns f lint
There was just sea enough to
iender an accident as complete as
possible. A tempest would have
been desirable; it might have
thrown the gun upside down, and
the four wheels once in the air,
the monster could have been mas
terel.
But the deva-tation increased.
There were gashes and even frac
tares in the masts, which, imbed
ded in the wood-work of the keel,
pierce the decks of ships like great
round pillars. The mizzen-mast
was cracked. and the mainmast
itself was injured under the con
vuisive blows of the gun. The
battery was being destroyed. Ten
pieces out of the thirty- were dif
abled; the breaches multiplied in
the side, and the corvette began
to take in water.
The ol4 passenger, who had de
scended to the gun deck, looked
like a form of stone stationed at
at the foot of the stairs. He stood
motionless, gazing sternly about
upon the devastation. Indeed, it
seemed impossible to take a sin
gle step ;orward.
Each bound of the liberated car
ronade menaced the destruction
of the vessel. A few minutes more
and shipwreck would be inevita
ble.
They must perish or pnt a sum
mary end to the disaster-a deci
ion must be made--but how ?
What a combatant-this cannon!
They must check this mad mon
ter. They must seize this flash
of lightning. They must over
throw this thunder- bol.
Boisberthelot said to La Vieu
ville, "'Do you believe in God,
-he val ier?"'
La Vieuville replied, "Yes. No.
Somiietimfles."
"'In a tempest?"
"Yes: and in moments like thi'."
"Of!ly God can -lid us here,"
said Boisberthelot.
All were slient-the cannon kept
wI) its horrible fracas.
The waves beat against the
ship ; their blows from without
responded to the strokes of the
Cn non.
It was like two hammecrs alter
natng.
Suddenly, into the midst of' this
sort of inaccessible circus, where'
the cscaped cannon leaped and
bounded, there sprang a man with
an iron bar in his hand. It was
the author of this catastrophe,
the gunner whose culpable negli,
gence had caused the accident
the captain of'the gun. Having
been the means of bringing about
the misfortune, he desired to repair
it. He had ca.ught up a han dspike
in one fist, a tiller-rope with a
slipping noose in the other, and
jumped down into the gun-deck.
Then a strange combat began ; a
Titanic strife-the struggle of the
gun against the gunner, a b'attle
between matter and intelligence, a
duel between the inanimate and
the human.
The man was posted in an angle,
the bar and rope in his two fists ;
backed against one of the riders,
settled fir'mly on his legs as on two
pillars of steel, livid, calm, tragic,
rooted as it were in the planks, he
wai ted.
He waited for the cannon to
pass near him.
The gunner knew his piece, and
it seemed to him that she must
recognize her master. He had
lived a long while with her. How
many times he had thrust his hand
between her jaws! It was his
tame monster. lUe began to ad
dress it as he might have done his
dog.
"Come," said he. Perhaps he
loved it.
He seemed to wish that it would
turn toward him.
But to come toward him would
be to spring upon him. Then he
would be lost. How to avoid its
crsh ? There was the question.
All stared in terrified silence.
Not a~ breast respired freely.
except, p)ehance, that of the old
man who alone stood in th* deck
with the two combatants, a stern
second..
He might himself be crushej by
the piece. He did niot stir.
Beneath them, the blind sea di
rected the battle.
At the instant when, accepting
this awful hand-to-haind contest,
the gunner approached to chal
lenge the cannon, sonme chance
flutuation of the waves kept it
for a moment immovable, as if
suddenly stupefied.
"Come on!" the man said to it.
It seemed to listen.
Suddenly it darted upon him.
The gunner avoided the shock.
The struggle began-struggle
unheard of. The fragile matching
itself against the invulnerable.
.The thing of flesh attacking the
brazen brute. On the one side
blnd force, on the other a soul.
rre whole pnased in a half.iight.
.It v;as like the indistinct vision of
a miracle.
A soul-strange thing; but you
would have said that the cannon
had one also-a soP filled with
rage and hatred. This blindness
appeared to have eyes. The mon
ster had the air of watching the
man. There was-one might have
fancied so at least-cunning in this
mass. It also chose its moment.
It became some gigantic insect of
metal, having, or seeming to have,
the will of a demon. Sometimes
this colossal grasshopper would
strike the low ceiling of the gun
deck, then fall back on its four
wheels like a tiger upon its four
claws, ard dart anew on the man.
He-supple, agile, adroit-would
glide away like a snake from the
reach of these lightning-like move
ments. He avoided the encoun
ters; but the blows which he
eseaped feil upon the vessel ond
continued the havoc.
An end of broken chain re
mained attached to the cannonade.
This chain had twisted itself one
could not tell how, about the screw
of the breech-button. One ex
tremity of the chain was fastened
to the carriage. The other, hang
ing loose, whirled wildly about the
gun, and added to the danger of
its blows.
The screw held it like a clinch-.
ed hand, and the chain, multiply
ing the strokes of the battering
rain by its strokes of a thong,
made a fearful whirlwind about
the cannon-a whip of iron in a
fist of brass. This chain compli
cated the battle.
Nevertheless the man fought.
Sometimes, even, it wap the man
who attacked the cannon. He
Crept along the *ido, bar and rope
in hand, and the cannon had the
air of understanding, and fled as
if' it perceived a snare. The man
pursued it. fbrmidable, fearless.
Such a duel could not last lon g.
The gun seemed suddenlv to say
to itself, "Come, we must make an
end !" and it paused. One felt the I
approach of the crisis. The can
non, as if~ in supense, app-cared to
have, or had-because it. seemed
to all a sentient being-a furious
premeditation. It sprang unex
pectedly upon the gunner. .He
jumped aside, let it pass, and cried
out wvith a laugh, "Try again !"
The gun, as if in a fury, broke a
carronade to larboard ; then seized
anew by the invisible sling which
held it, was flung to starboard to
ward the man, who escaped.
Three carronades gave way un
der the blows of the gun ; then as
if blind, anid no longer conscious
of what it was doing, it turned its
back on the man, rolled from the
stern to the bow, bruising the
stem and making a breach in the
plankings of the prow. The gun
ner had taken refuge at the foot
of the stairs, a few steps from the
old man, who was watching.
The gunner held his handspike
in rest. The cannon seemed to
perciv him, and without takin-g
the trouble to turn itself, backed
upon him with the quickness of an
axe stroke. The gunner, if driven
back against the side, wvas lost.
The crew uttered a simultaneous
cry.
Sut the old passenger, until now
immovable, made a spring more
rapid than all those wild whirls.
He seized a bale of the false as
signats, and at the risk of being
crashed, succeeded in flinging it
between the wheels of the carron
ade.
The bale had the effect of a plug.
A pebble mnay stop a log. a tree
branch turn an avalanche. The
carronade stumbled. The gunner,
in his turn, seizing this terrible
chance, plunged his iron bar be
tweeni the spokes of~ one of the
hind wheels. The cannon was
stopp)ed. It staggered. The man,.
using the bar as lever, rocked it to
and fro. The heavy mass turned
over with a clang like a talling
bell, and the gnnner, dripping
with sweat, rushed forward head
long, and passed the slipping
noose of the tiller-rope about the
bronze neckc of the overthrown
monster.
It was ended. The man had
conquered. The ant had subdued
the mastodon; the pigmy had ta
ken thle th under-bolt prisoner.
The marines and sailors clapped
their hands.
The whole crew hurridd down
with cables and chains,'and in an
instant the cannon was securely
lashed.
The gunner saluted the passen
ger.
The old man had resumed his
impassible attitude, and did not
reply.
"Sir," he said to him, "you have
saved my life."
Temnhad conquered, but
Te mh a httecno
honnnnt ayat the cmARao
j had conquered also. Immediate
shipwreck -had been avoided, but
the corvette was by no means
saved. The dilapidation of the
vessel seemed irremediable. The
sides had five breaches, one of
which, very large, was in the bow.
Out of the thirty carronades,
twenty lay useless in their frames.
The carronade which had been
captured. and rechained was itself
disabled; the screw of the breech
button was forced, and the level
ing of the piece impossible in con-;
.4equence. The battery was re-i
ticed to nine pieces. The hold
had sprung a leak. It was neces
sary at once to repair the damages
and set the pumps to work.
The gun-deck, now that one had
time to look about it, offered a
terrible spectacle. The interior of
a mad elephant's cage could not
have been more completely dis
mantled.
However great the necessity
that the corvette should escape
observation, a still more imperious
necessity presented i t s e l f-im
mediate safety. It had been ne
-essarv to light up the deck by
anterns placed here and there
ilong the sides.
But during this whole time this
.ragic diversion had lasted the
Arew were so absorbed by the one
Inestion of life or death that they
ioticed little what was passing out-;
ide the scene of the duel. The
og had thickened; the weather
1ad changed; the wind had driv
en the vessel at will; it had got
)ut of its route, in plain sight of
Jersey and Guernsey, farther to
the sooth than it ought to have
Yone, and was surrounded by a
troubled sea. The great waves
kissed the gaping wounds of the
,orvette-kisses full of peril. The
sa roeked her menacingly. The
breeze became a gale. A squall, a
tempest perhaps, threatened. It
was impossible to see before one
four oars' lenoth.
While the crow were repairing
WuIMarily and in haste the rava- i
,es of the gun deck, stopping the
leaks and putting back into posi
6ion the gun which had escaped
lisaster, the old passenger had
gone on.deck.
Hle stood with his back against
the mainmast.
He had paid no attention to a
proceeding which had taken place
>n the. vessel. The Chevalier La
Viuville had drawn up the ma
rines in line on either side of the
mainmast, and at the whistle of
the boatswain the sailors busy in
the rigging stood uprijrbt on the
yards.
Count du Boisberthelot advan
eed toward the passenger. Behind
the captain marched a man bag.
gard, breathless, his dr'essin disor
der, yet wearing a satisfied look
under it all. It was the gunner
who had just now so opportunely
sh own himself a tamer of monsters
and who had got the better of the
cannon.
The count made a military sa
lute to the unknown in pleasant
garb, and said to him "General,
here is th a man."
The gunner held himself erect,
his eyes downcast, stabding in a
soldierly attitude.
Count du Boisberthelot contin
ued : "General, taking into consid
eration what this man 'has done,
(10 you not think there is some.
thing for his commanders to do?"
'-I think there is," replied the
old man.
"Be good enough to give the
orders," returned Boisberthelot.
"It is fo you to give them.
You are the captain,"
"But you are the general," an.
swered Boisberthelot. The old man
looked at the gunner. "Approach,"
said he..
The gunner moved forward a
step. The old man turned towar
Count dii Boisberthelot. detach
ed the cross of Saint Louis from
the c.av.ain's uiniform, a'd fasten
ed it on the jacket of the gun
ner.
"Hurrah !" cried the sailors.
The marines presented arms.
The old passenger, pointing with
his finger toward the bewildered
gunner, added.. "Now let that man
be shot."
Stupor succeeded the applause.
Thenu in the midst of a silence
like that of the tomb, the old man
raised his voice. Hs said :
"A negligence has endangered
this ship. At this moment she is
perhaps lost. To be at sea is to
face the enemy. A vessel at open
sea is an army which gives battle.
The tempest conceals, but does
not absent itself. The whole sea
is an ambuscade. Death is the
penalty of any fault committed in
the face of the enemy. No fault
is reparable. Courage ought to
be rewarded, and negligence pun
ished."
These words fell one after -the
othe slowly, a.nd snlemnly. with
edge to anything good under the
sun. and you turn with eagerness
to the gentler nature that, though
not so sparkling perhaps, is more
just and may be as witty.
It is a singular fact that many
who write easily cannot converse
with pleasure either to themselves
or to their listeners. Give them
pen. ink an(d paper, and their
thoughts flow rapidly; jest, quip
and repartee, gush with a delicious
freeness; memory throws open
her well lined chambers, and culls
out every radiant gem that will
enhance the beauty of the subject
they are handling. Fancy, like
a willing hand maid, stands on
tbe qui vive, to throw in all the
bright sparkles needed-reason,
with her solid beauties, is at her
side eager to do duty, and wit will
fguide the pen. But place the
same persons in company, and
nine times out of ten, all these
faculties play them false, and they
stutter and stammer through some
disconnected unmeaning or stilted
speech. whose obscurity brings
the blush to their cheek as they
think it over afterwards. Cole
ridge, one of the most noted con
versationalists, or rather monolo
gists of the litera'ry world, is said
to have almost lost the ability to
t,write well, before the develop
ment of his grand conversational
powers, and after they were so
strongly niarked be wrote little
or nothing.
The persons who can listen well,
and yet who can offer ready sug.
(restions throwing in here and
there a remark that will bring out
all the capability of those around,
are often deemed interesting talk
Ors, when in reality the secret lies
in the tact they possess of drawing
out the powers of those with
whom they are in contact; and
they are generally popular, for ev
cry one who can talk at all, likes
a good listener.
A close-reading of good authors,
an apt memory, a graceful ease in
bringing in a happy quotation, an
observant eye, quick to catch
what may be passing around, and
travel, constitute ail the ingredi
ents necessary to make a really
b r i 11l i a n t conversationalist.
Though one may be eloquent
with all these elements, no one
can converse well who has not
thought thoroughly upon some
subject. The mind must be train
ed to analfze, decompose and re
construct, and then the language
with Which the thought is clothed
will be eloquence.
Conversation can be, and should
be, cultivated as an art. Like any
other accomplishment, it can be
acquired with more or less trouble,
according to the natural capacity
for i' ; and like reading aloud with
exp)ression and ease, it is some
thing that cannot cost too much
troubleein its acquirement. These
two stand at the topmost round
of the ladder of elegant accom
plishments, for music itself must
yield the palm to them.
Some converse freely with all
alike; others cannot talk well
without congenial spirits -around
-like the fire in the flint, it must
be struck with antagonistic steel,
to flash ; but these talkers are of
ten the most witty and original,
and when once in full vein, are
well worth listening to. In read
ing, that it may be of service in
conversation, do not read as a pas
time, but reflect and -digest thor
oughly the idea the author wishes
to inculcate, and weigh its merit;
compare it with other writers on
the same subject, and do not fear
to read and re-read; then put your
thoughts upon it in words, and
speak them to some friendly critie.
In this manner, you will acquire
the art of conversation.
( New Orleans Times..
THE ART OF NOT H-EARING.
TVhe art of not hearing is fully as
important to domestic happiness
as a cultivated sar, for which so
much time and money are expend
ed. Some people feel so very
anxious to hear everything that
will vex and annoy them, they set
about scarcbingoit out. If all the
petty things said of one by the
heedless or ill-natured idlers were
to be brought home to him, he
would become a mere walking pin
cushion, stuck full of sharp re
marks. It is not worth while to
hear what your servants say when
they have slammed the door;
what a beggar says whose petition
you have rejected; what your
neigh bors say about your children;
what your rivals say about your
business or dress. I have noticed
that a well-bred woman never
bears an impertinent remark. A
kindi of discreet deafness saves
one from not a. little apparentL con
nivance in dishonorable conversa
tin.--..Ruange.
a sort of inexorable measure, lik(
the blows of an axe upon an oak.
And the old man turning to th(
soldiers, added:
"Do your duty."
The man upon whose breast
shown the cross of Saint LouiE
bowed his head.
At a sign from Count du Bois
berthelot two sailors descended
between decks, then returned.
bringing the hammock winding.
sheet. The ship's chaplain accom
panied the two sailors; a sergeant
detached from the line twelve ma
rines, whom he arranged in two
ranks,six by six; the gunner, with
out uttering a word, placed himself
between the two files. The chap
lain, crucifix in hand, advanced
and stood near him.
"March !" said the sergeant.
The platoon moved with slow
steps toward the bow. The two
sailors who carried the shroud fol
lowed.
A gloomy silence fell upon the
corvette. A hurricane moaned in
the distance.
A few instants later there was
a flash ; a report followed, echoing
along the shadows; then all was
silent; then came the thud of a
body falling into the sea.
The old passenger still leaned
back against the mainmast with
folded arms, thinking silently.
Boisberthelot pointed towards
him with the forefinger of his left
hand, and said in a low voice to
La Vieuville,
"The Vendee has found a head!"
-lipis 1r20ou.
CON VERSATION.
It is somewhat singular how
few persons there are who are
ready and interesting conversa
tionalists. This is perhaps owing
to the fact that there is too little
ains taken with our young folks
to induce the habit of thinking
over what they see, hear and read,
and then putting their thoughts
in language that will interest.
Our young peop)le read but little
that is really improving, or not
being trained to put even that lit
te'to good service, their conversa
tion is generally made up of trifles
and light nonsense, very closely
resembling the froth on a bumper
of champagne-sparkling, but ex
tremely light. They graduate
early in the light persiflage com
mon in general society, and as a
rule seem to think it all that is
necessary to entitle them to high
honors as entertaining and even
witty personages, and their gay
spirits and merry hearts make
their rather silly trash pass cur
rent for more than it is worth.
But of an evening when out i-n
company, quietly listen to the
elders-those who do not dance
and what is the general tone ?
Servants, a little morceau of scan
dal, or that never ending subject
of interest to some parents, the
smart sayings and doings of their
remarkable children, and the
weather, comprise about< all the
topics under discussion, with rare
exceptions. Occasionally you will
meet with a lady who has read
and i~s not afraid of being thought
a4slue stocking, will discuss the
works she has read, and can form
and give you an opinion upon
their merits and demerits, which
she has not taken from a review ;
or who loving the drama enough
to have a close acquaintance with
Shakspeare, Beaumont, Goldsmith,
Fletcher, and others of their ilk,
is quite capable of appreciating
a good play and of criticising it
wvhen badly played, as good plays
too often are. But these ladies
are rare~ aves, somewhat like oases
on that great desert of society,
where the light and glittei, like
the mirage the thirsty traveler
sees, is ever prIomisirg pleasure
to the intellect which it does not
give. Mere talkativeness is not
a sign that the speaker is capable
of uttering anything worth the
hear-in g or remembering. Some
times it would be. well if a bridle
could be put upon the tongue of
those who talk too freely, or if
what they said could be forgotten
as soon as said,for it is too often mis
chievous in its nature, 'talJng
they knoN niot wvhy, and care not
what.," or who is wounded by it.
They do not converse, but babble.
Some one has said that no one can
be brilliant in conversation who
is not csustic and a little given to
scandal. This is not trueo, for one
of the most delightful conversation
alists we have ever met,never spoke
an ill-natured word, or made an
uncharitable remark.
There is no doubt that a close,
observant, fluenIynie does make
an hour's conversation glide rapid
-yb,btyutreo h oes
oyne-,ided youttitewifltnottonenol
nna.airlarl that it will not anknnwl.
i NEWSPAPER PATRONAGE.
We copy the following from the
Selna Times, but we hope nobody
wiil have the hardihood to say we
endorse it :
There appears to be many differ
ent ways of understanding the
true meaning ofnewspaper patron-.
age, as it is called, and as arr inte
rested party, we give place to a
disquisition on the subject, by one
who knows whereof he speaks. It
will serve, perhaps, as a mirror in
wbich certain parties may "see
themselves as others see them."
Many long and weary years of
experience in tht. publishing busi
ness has forced the conviction up
on us that newspaper patronage isa
word ofmany definitions, and that
a great majority of mankind are
either ignorant of the correct de.
finition, or are dishonest, in a strict
biblical sense of the word. News
paper patronage is composed of
as many colors as the rainbow,
and as changeable as a chameleon.
One man comes in and sub
scribes for a paper, and pays for
it in advance, and goes home and
reads it, with the proud satisfac
tion that it is his. He hands in
his advertisement, asks the price,
pays for it, goes to his place of
business, and reads the advantages
thereof. This is patronage. .
Another man asks you to send
him the paper and goes off with
out saying a word about the pay.
Time passes on, and you are in
need of money, and ask him to
pay the sum he owes you. He
flies into a passion, perhaps pays,
perhaps not, and orders his paper
stopped. This is called patronage.
Another man has your paper
for a long time, and,becomes tired
of you and wants a change. Thinks
he will have another paper. But
he don't pay; oh, no! he has to
keep your money to buy another
paper. Pay comes when you sue
him. Such may be called news
paperpatronage.
One man brings in a fifty cent
advertisement and wants a two
dollar puff thrown in, and when
you decline, he goes off mad. Even
this may be called newspaper
patronage.
Another man don't take your
paper--it is too high-pricedI-but
he borrows regularly and reads it.
And that could be called newspaper
patronage..
One man likes the paper; he.
takes a copy and pays for it, and
gets his friend to do the same; he
is not always grumbling to you or
others, but has a friendly word.
[f an accident occurs in his sec
tion, he informs the editor. This
is newspaper patronage.
Another man has taken the pa
per several years..but has not paid
for it, and in he comes with an
advertisement which he wants
inserted free, because he is "an
old patron."~ This is called patron
age.
One hands you a marriage or
other notice, and asks for extra
copies of the paper containing it,
and when you ask him to pay for
the papers, he-'looks surprised
you surely don't take pay for such
small matters. That is called
newspaper patronage.
One man, it is good to see such,
comes in and says, "The year for
which I paid is about to expire, I
wan't to pay for another." He
does so and retires. This is news
paper patronage.
Now, is n't new.spaper patronage
a curious thing ? Ini that great
day when the gentleman in black
gets his dues-as he surely will
-how many of the patrons enu
merated above will fall to his
'share ? While it will be seen that
while certain kindis of patrons are
the very life and existencerof:
newspapers, there are other kinds
of patronage that-are more de
structive than the "deadly night
shade."
SoME OF THIE PRESENTS.-Ang
the most costly gifts presented to Miss
Nellie Grant were a dessert set of
eigh ty-four pieces by George W.
Childs, and a complete silver dinner
service by A. J. Drexel, of Philadel
phuia, the combined value of them be
ing probably $4.500 ; Secretary Fish,
a large silver tankard; General and
Mrs. Sharpe, of New York, a ring
with a stone cameo set with diamonds;
Post master-General Crcsswell, a very
ham:isomiie silver ice cream service; ex
Senator C:attell, a diamond ring, five
stonIes ; L. P. Morton, of New York,
ani emerald and diamond ring; these
two rings are probably worth one
thousand dollars each; Secretary Rob
eson, a toilet set and side pieces, brass,
elaborately finished of the style of
Louis XIV; A. T. Stewart, of New
York, the largest size lace-pocket hand
kerchief, such as sell for $500; Gen.
Babeock, an elegant valenciennes lace
fan, with a smoked pearl frame, with
the monogram of the bride in gold.
Kr~. Sartoris presented 'to his wife a
large and:choice collection of flowers.
The present of the father of the bride
is ten thousand dollars; also all the
immediate members and relatives of
the President's family, five handsoule
prCeents.
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wq "MOW.
ADVERTISINC RATESW
Advertimements inserted at the rat* of $1.00
per s% --7Re-ojnche1-for:fit ineuo
j5e- tbr- euh ise ietinieirti., Double
counaveteet tenper cention above.
cewfieeinr'A~tus$indutibates
of respect, same raWe per'square as 6rdinary
adverisements.
Spe"'.1,1p~e i 3o0al column 20 cents
per IiT$C -
Ad ~ tk~th the num
ber4 '4nt~nulbekiI til forbid 4
t , __S - d e'
st-overatts.
Do Xwii I4eae and D*NjAtCb.
-Terms Chk..
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daomi,e the' ypoung4 And- lovely
dagtrof SalatjkOel ;,6 dith
was troutled,An. 'prit, because at
the approaching f ast dfrinpets,
she - woW&d be-coMPAl6ed ip- appear
in. her pjaia, gadyedL Ookii,hile
some of heryoftg acquaintance
would appear-in Mlue ad purple
and fine- line"of 19gYPL. P~m
ther saw the -gloo, &that sonred
upon, the fuce otthe ,l1vely,,ehild,
and taking her, Apa 1edt
ber this parable: - - ~*
A dove.th.us 'aeher4oisp1sint
to the guardian. s dfr$a, Jefth
cred-tribe:
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hoarse-voiedadsiuti
cock spreid~is ganud7 traint
the sn, nd~zint, i 1#bof
passer-by, 'hi1rt
plumage--yaml Overl~~ d"ir
gotten: by Idl by~y'ind.
Genius-,seen.frott6-,-bef-- ~to.
% ards. those 'vmdr70-lcic- w and
protection."*. :
The Geniu ~ ~ em
plaint, and thus reie
I1 will ;rzqt e-i~
tar in riehaegs toth l o~he';
dy bird'tho,u'seemett and
shal[ demand of ihree4bO .4 00"n- -
-dition*in re*turn." -
within us, and though i~ may
pass away like the faded7t~af and