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IE DYIN44 .MTHtER.
We were weeping roind her pillow,
For we k:aw that she must die;
It na,: night within our bosoms
It mAs 1i0ht upon the sky.
There were seven of us children,
1, the eldest one of all ;
So I tried to whisper comfort,
14it the blinding tears would fall.
(in my knees niv little brother
Leaned his achi~g brow and wept;
And may sister's long black trczses
O'er my heaing boson swept.
-The shadow of an awful fear
C;-rne o'er me as I trod,
To lay tihe burden of our grief
Before the throue of God.
"Oh ! he kind to one another,"
Was the mother's pleading prayer,
As her haud lay like a snow-dlake,
Ou the baby's golden hair.
Then a glory round her forehead,
Like the glory of a crown,
And in the silent sea of death
The star of life went down.
Her last breath was borne away,
Ipon that loving prayer;
And the hand grew heavier-paler,
In the baby's golden hair.
A RACE WITH DEATH.
-0:
"Sir, you're an ass !"
"Sir, I'm not ; 1 camo here to
sue for your daughter's hand, and
"And you expect me to give my
daughter to a man who, whatever
may be his other qualities, has
not a copper in the world to bless
himself with ?"
"I know I -have no money it
present, sir, btut I have hopes"
"A pretty thing to begin house
keeping on ! Supposing you were
marwried to-morrow, do you wish
to live or die the day after ?"
"Live, sir, of course."
"Why of course ? To live you
want food ; if you want food, you
want money; and as you have no
money you would get no food ;
and no food means starvation ! Do
you see that, sir ?
"Yes: sir ; but"
"But ! There's no but in the
ease. Now take a bit of advice
from me, Mortimner, as one of your
fiahers oldest friends. Go and
eatrn a liv'ing;' and when you can
show mue that you can support my
daughter if I give- her to you
mind you, if-1 shall be ready to
talk to you. Good morning. Bah!
and the testy Thut good natured
old gentleman stumped out of the
room, ieaving me speechless sit*
ting on the edge of a chair with
my hat in hand. All my hopes
had been rtithlessly dashed to the
ground. I had expected to arguc
the point with Mr. Clavering as
B3essie, his daughter, had assured
me that it would be all right if I
only put the matter properly be.
foro him. We hi a d mutually
agreed that he would be sure to
give his consent, and had laid no
end of plans for the future, in
which everything but the question
of money had been exhaustively
considered. The abrupt manner ini
which this had now been brought
disconcerted me not a little, and
I left the room not qulite so cor
tain that I did not resemble that
ge nerally' good-natured but other
w i s e unreliable quadruped to
which Mr. Clavering had likened
me in the course of our conversa,
tionm.
At the door I met Bessie, witli
an expression of mingled anxiety
and curiosity on her countenance
"Well, Jack, what did pape
say ?"
"T'hat I was an ass, B3essie !"
"Ohb, I. hope you did not quar
rel. I was afraid there was
something wrong, as I heard himu
ordering deviled kidneys for lunch
and he never does that without
he's in a passion."
"Bessie, the old gentleman ask.
ed me how we were going to live.'
Well, did you not tell him in a
little cottage, with a garden in
front, .and a piggery, and a kitch
en-g~arden, and a fowl-house and
alit tle daixry, and-"
"Yes, yes ; but that's not w~hat
le meant. iIe wanted to know
where all the money was to come~
from to pay for all this."
"\fhy, you were to provide th<
money, of course. You were tt
eatrn it."
"Certainly; but your fatthei
wanited to knmow how."'
"How ? WVell, y- o u would
there now, you ought to kniow
best, surely. D)on't you ?"
"No, I do not, Bessie, and ]
think we ought to have though
of this before."
"'Jack, I don't wonder papa go
ini a passion with y'ou, you're st
stup)id.. I have a great mind t<
get angry with you myself.
"But sweetheart, don't you reali
l. tin we nought to have consid
eiea how we were guing to buy
what we wanted ?"
"That was your business, not
wine; and Jack, if you look at ine
like that I'll box your ears."
"No, you won't! I think you're
all in a very bad temper this morn.
-Do yon ? Now I tell You what
it is Mr. Jack. Till you find out
how we're going to get money to
live on 1'won't have anything more
to say or to do with you at all.
Don't coie nleari me non. I don't
love you a bit; I never shall, and
I never did ! And, Jack when you
have found out how you'll come
and tell me first, won'tyou?" And
away dashed Bessie, leaving me at
the garden gate, to which we had
walked during our conversation.
It was a lovely spring morning.
All nature seemed in ecstacy at
the prospect of approaching sum
mer. I alone was sad. I could
not help feeling that I had made
a mistake, and that I must have
lowered mys O considerably in the
estimation of old Mr. Clavering by
appearing so thoughtless and in
considerate. True, I was Lut nine
teen, and having lost my father
earlf3, had been brought up and
educated by my mother alone,
and so perhaps .had rather less
knowledge of the worid than I
should have acquired had I been
sent to a publie school )ir to the
university. fy position was by
no means a bad one. The only son
of a distinguished military officer,
who was not wealthy, but left
what little he had to his widow
duringt her lifetime. I might be
said to have possessed a good
education, and what was, per
haps better, good prospects. I
had been invited by Mr. Claver
ing, who was an old military
comrade of my fiather's to spend
a month with him at his resi
dence at Morecombe Bay. Du
ring my-stay I had learned first to
like an'd then to love his daughter
B)essie, and when my visit ap
Proached its termination had not
only declared my love, but had
asked permission to marry, with
what result is known. Hfavingf
been always tolerably well sup
plied with money. I had never yet
been brought fiee to face with the
great educator of humanity-the
necessity of earning one's bread
and was, therefore, rather igno
rant of some of the principal du
ties of life than unmindful of them.
The bluff, common-sensc of Bes
sie's father had compelled me to
consider matters from a practical
point of view, and I was now per
I haps more angry with myself than
with any one else. I walked on
but finally resolved to return to
the cottage and saddle Moro for a
ride. Moro had been my father's
charger, and had been left me,
with particular instructions as to
his care. iIe was a splendid horse
of jet black, color, of enormous
strength. By thle kindness of my
host I had been allowed to bring
him with me, and many a pleasant
ride had I had on his back with
Bessie (flavering.
A s I re-entered the pleasant galr
den attached to the cottage I
strove in vain to catch a glimpse
of Bessie, and reached the stable
without havin&. met anybody but
the old garden~er, who saluted me
with the usual "IIow 'de d6, Sur?9"
I was soon by the side of' Moro,
who gave a neigh of' deligh t as I en
tered. It did not take me long to
puit onl his sadldle, and as I left the
yard I learned from the old groom
that Miss Clavering had -ridden
out alone about a quarter of an hour
before me. I was c&rtainly much
chagrined at this, and made sevcr
al mnental resolves to be fully re
venged as soon as I could get a
convenient opportunity. I tur'ned
down a lane that led to the bridle
path along the top of' the cliff,
nd letting the reins fall over
Moro's neck, abandpned myself'
to building castles in tihe air; in the
erection of which Bessic took a
very prominent part. The spot was
adirably adapted to mieditation.
To my left a smal! wood, through
the breaks in which glimpses
of' the rising upland were caught
Iever-y now a n d then, str-aighit
ahead a broead expanse of purple
heather, andl to my r'ight the rug
gd steep eliffs, at the foot of
wrichi lay a vast ti-act of sand, as
the sea, owing to the flat shore,
retires a distance of near-y four
mies; far- away in the distance the
b-ighit dacigwaes, with a sail
or two in sight, andl over the
whole a gloiius ex panse of blue,
ac'oss which the light mornmng
air blew a fewv white scudding
Pclouds. .
Some three and a half miles
f-om the shore there extended
iight along the coast a low sand
bank, which was aL once a source
of pieasure and dangmer' to the in
habitants a n d the fisharnmen.
When the tide flowed the sea beat
against the bank for some time.
till at last with an angry roar, it
suimounted the obstacle and came
teaing down the incline like a
vrv avalainehe. .ilany accidents
r'esid.ting in loss of life hamd talen
place. owing to the ignorance amnd
....,.lesnes otnoi'm -o nd others.
who. lulled into a state of fancied
security by the distance of the
sea, would wander about on the
sands till overtaken by the tide,
when they were placed, as it were
in an instant, beyond human as
sistaric, arid ~were invaribly lost.
Danger signals and notices had
been put up in every prominent
position by the authorities, who
were accustomed also at the turn
ing of the tide to fire a signal-gun;
but, with all that, the sands were
so tempting, and the very breeze
that wafted across them so deli
Cious, that & day seldom passed
without some party or other, gene
rally mounted, venturing upon
them. As I looked down I could
see nothing but a solitary speck
in the distance, which I soon after
made out, through a little pocket
glass I always carried, to be a per.
sun on horseback cantering along.
I paid no particular attention at
the time and continued my way,
gathering up the reins as Moro
broke into a gentle trot. I was
now on the edge of the cliffs,
where a Single false step would at
once have prceipitated me on the
sands below, and consequently, al
though Moro was wonderfully
sure-footed and well acquainted
with the path, I moved along
with considerable caution. The
beauty of the scene and the exer
eise soon dispelled the gloominess
that had oppressed me, and as my
blood began to circulate more
quickly my spirits rose and I com
menced to sing riight merrily.
The path now took a sudden turn
by a deep gorge, and as I did not
wish to go round it, a distance of
nearly a mile. I resolved to put
Moro across it; so patting him
gently on the neck, for I never
touched him with spur or whip. I
called to him; the noble old horse
understood me at once, and in
creased his speed. On we went,
the pace getting faster aid faster,
till, at the gorge, Moro rose with
a splendid bound and alighted
safely on the other side. I now
got a full view ot the saids again,
and found that I was considerably
nearer the person on horseback
below-in fact, that we had been
moving toward one another. At
that moment Moro suddenly stop
ped, and tossing his head in the
aii-, gave a loud neigh. Somewhat
astonished at this proceeding, I
looked more carefully, and per
ceived by the flutter of the dress
that the person on horseback was
a lady. I became more interested,
and taking out my glass, discover
ed that it was no other than Bes
sie, who had been cai-tering atong
on the sands on a mare that her
father had lately bought her. Mo
ro had no doobt recognized his
stable companion. I debated with
myself whether I should return,
rand by taking a short cut, meet
her on her way home, in order to
upbraid her with her misconduct
in going out alone. While I was
cogitatrng, More uttered a snort
of alarm. I looked and beheld a
sight that for the moment took
away my breath. From some
catise or other P>essie's horse ap
pearedl to have taken fright and
became unmanageable; all at once
it tore away like the wind in the
direction of the sea. At the same
moment I hecar-d the distant boom
of the sign al-gun which announced
that tire tide was just about tc
tur-n. The full horror of the situ
tion now flashed acr-oss me; unless
the mare could be stopped in time,
my love would be over-taken by
the sea, and lost before my eyes.
A cold chill took possession of me,
and for a moment 1 sat motion
less. Bessie's figure was already
becoming smaller as she was borne
rapidly onwardl. "Now or never,
Moi-o!" 1 said, as I rose in the stir
rups ; and the gallant old horse
seemed to under-stand me, for he
impatiently p)awedl the air with
his forc-feet. The next thing was
how to get upon the sands. "The
gor-ge ! oh, the george !" I touched
Mor-o, and in a few seconds we
had reached it. It was a frightful
declivity, and the descent seemed
impossible; yet it was my only
chance, and I determined to make
the attempt. Carefully, and with
the gi-eatest caution, I guided
More, and after a few moments o:
agonized suspense gained t h (
sand. I knew I had only onc
cur-se beforo mo-to putrsue the
mar-e andl then attempt to race
the tide. "'Moro!" 1 shouted,
"Mor-o ! we r-ide to save my love !
More shook himself as if he knew
what a tr-oniendous effort was de
mantied of him, and settled dlown'
to his wor-k. By this time Bessie
was quite half the distance toward
the sea. \Would I reach her in
tme ? Ini order to lighten the
weight, I thi-ew away my over
coat, my hat, coat and waistcoat. I
cal led upon Moro; lie seemed t
fly. \We wver-e gaining upon the
mare evidently, but still the aw.
fiil question rose to my lips:
"Would it be in time ?" I could
already hear the r-oar and sur-ge od
the wvater-s, and the rising wind
warne<i me- that the tide would
tha imrig probably exceed its
uIsua l 1. ei ghit. Il v bloo d wvas thor
either save my loo or to periAh
with her. We were now but hilt
a mile apart. I sho-ted till I w.s
hoarse, but all to no L'ffe-t., for thL
wind was dead int omr: '-cecs. More
seemed to parLticipaLte i-I ry. ex
citement, and strained ev,ry tierve
to overtake the mare. We werv
not more than two hundred yards
distant from t h e sand bank
against which the waves were
dashing with unwonted forc*c An.
other second and the mare would
have passed the bank, bc over
whelmed by the raging w aters,aad
all would be lost. I scroam-,d ia
my agony. I thought [ heard alow
wail in response. I shut my eyes,
as I could not bear to look, but
opened them again immediately,
as Moro gave a whinny of plea
sure. . "All h what is that ?" The
mare had stumb!ed and thrown
Bessie, and then plunged wildly,
i in her terror and fury into the
waves. In an instant I was along
side my love, had dismounted and
was kneeling by her. "Bessie!
Bessie! oh my darling, are you
dead? Oh, speak to me! speak to
me!" After a few moments, wich
seemed to me an age of torture,
she opened her eyes and said,
faintly :"Jack, my best beloved,
save yourself; the tide will be over
the bank in a second or two. Give
my love to dear papa." Then, ex
hausted, she fell back in a dead
faint. I tore my hair in despair;
I raved like a madman. What
could I do ? At last I became
calmer, for a desperate resolve had
taken possession of me. Moro
should have a double burden, and
we would try and outstrip the tide;
we would race with death. I soon
placed my darling across the sad
dIe, and leaped up behind her as
the first spray came flashing over
the bank. I knew not an instant
was to be lost. We started for the
shore. d patted Moro. I said to
him, "Moro, you bore my father
through the ranks of death at
Balaklava. Oh, save his son!" To
add to my agony I now perceived
that a storm was impending. The
sky was overcast; heavy drops of
rain began to fall, and every now
and then a lurid flash lit up the
darling air. We were now but
two miles from the shore, and if I
could only reach the gorge in time,
I know we were saved. I called
again upon Moro. The noble horse
for the first time uttered sighs of
distress. A new terror now seized
me-would Moro's strength last ?
I turned and looked, and tlhrough
the blinding rain saw, to my hor
rar, that the sea was alrealy
breaking over the bank. It would
be upon us almost directly. lurged
Moro on afresh,but the poor animal
appeared unable to increase his
speed. Boom! boom!. "Ah! what
is that ? Thank God, we have been
observed, and they are hastening
to our help ! The signal-gun ! "Mo
ro, my MIoro, but a few seconds
longer!" We tore along. Bessie still
lay insensible in my arms. The
cliffs now rose frowning before us.
Another hundred yards and we
are saved. "On Mor .on ! I hear
the roar of the dle.cendinN tide."
Ouce more I turned, and~ as the
s ning flashed, I saw the wa
tL r-aging and surging almost at
the horse's heels. At that moment
Mtoro stagg~ered. Thte sea was up
on us and ovet us. I heard a ring.
ing in my ear-s. I gave one laLst,
one agonized shtriek, and remem
bored no more.
I awoke and found myself in a
warm bed, surrounded by compas
sionate faces. Mr-. Clavering came
forwiar.d, "You must not excite
yourself, my boy," ho sa~id. "Bes
sic is well."
"And M.or-o ?" I asked.
"Is well too," he said.
Do you want to know wvhether
[ married Bessie ? If you doggo to
Mor-ecombe Bay, ask fot- the Hlaw
thtorno's and maybe you'll see an
old black military charger, almost
blind, with two or three curly.
headed little ut-chins on his back,
all laughing and clapping theit
hands as he car-rics them daintily
up and down the path.
"John," said a doating pat-eni
to her got-manidizing son, "do you
-really think you can eat the whole
of the pudding with impunity ?
"I don't knowv, ma," answered tbc
young hopeful; "but I guess I car
with a spoon."
"TIheo wind's getting round," i-e
marked Bibbs to his friend Bug.
gins the othoer day, when ii
chan&ged from east to west. "Glad
of it," t-eplicd Buggints, "it's been
sharp long enough."
Therec is a time for all things
IThe time to leave is when a young
laby asks you what sort of' a day
it is for- walking.
*Whty do honest ducks dip theim
heads untder the wateri? To liquid
ate their little bills.
Conversation enr-iches the uin
derstandling, but solitude is the
school of' genius.-ibbonl.
Whiois it who is always expect
in g quarter, anid yet never give:
411E LIGHlT BRIG.DE.
TRUTH1 ABOUT THE FAMOUS CHAROE
"NTo TiE .1LoUTH OF HELL."
At last we have a historical
blunter gracefully corrceted and a
hanisome defense of'a brave soldier
whise name has under been acloud.
It has been popularly decided that
CaDtain Louis Nolan, of Lord Rag
h.i's staff, being an impetuous sol
dier, purposely misconstrued the
actual meaning of an order which
he calried into an authorization
of the senseless sacrifice of the
Light B3rigade, and that hiis o1Ny
excuse was that lie was the first
mat killed in the charge. Lauuee
Poynt-, i* the Galaxy, after re
viewing thle topography of the
battIc-field and the position of tihe
forces, says :
As it was, matters stood thus
when Nolan left Raglan, bearing
the "fourth order." The Russians
were oustered on two hills, the
English and French cavalry stood
looking on. Lucan was in his
usnat ervous, irritable-state, when
the g.Lilop of a horse was heard.
A tall, slender young officer, with
, trim figure and black mustache,
was con.'ing down a steep descent
tt fullspeed, with a white envelope
stuck in his belt : and evey eVC
was on him in a moment.
It was Captain Nolan, in his
scarlet .shell-jacket. a little forage
cap set on oe sido of his dark
curls. his fice fall of joy and &.
- gerness.
An .tudible murmur w e n t
thronf,n the ranks.
"O.rders come ! Nolan's the boy
that'l show us the way to movo."
For NLan was w4ll known and
unie.-sallv beloved.
In another moment he h a d
dashed up and saluted ; then hand
ed his letter to Lord Lucan.
The cavalry General torc it open
with the neryou.s haste character
istic of every movement of his
lordship. When he read it over,
his countenant-e changed. Then
his lordsnip broke out something
in this style
"W y, good heaven's, sir, what
car. lie mean. With the little
forie at our command we can hard
ly iold our own, much less advance.
IL i perfectly suicidal. How can
we advance ?"
_,olan's eye began to blaze. le
had just coie fron the high grounI
whence the whole Russian po
siti(n could be seen at aglance
Knowing that his order contem
plated the doubling back of the
Rufsian columns and saving the
gurs in the redoubts, he was im
patient of the pragmiaticdA objec
tioa of' this captious old man.
;n a stern, distinct tone he
spder ',o Lord Luc-an:
"Lord Raglani's or'ders are that
the cavalry should attack imime
diatdly."
"Attack, sir ?" cried L ucea r
angrJly. "Attack what? Wha
Nolan threw hi.s hoad back in
digcant!y, and -pointed to th<
Causeway Ridge, where the Rns
sians were busily at work trying t<
hau! away the captured guns. Th<
group wvas standing at the right o:
the north valley,
"There, my L ord, is your enemy,
and thiere are your guns."
The Captain forgot that lhe was
talking to an excitable and imprac
ticable man. Wrong headed Lucar
chose to fancy that lie pointed t(
the end of the riey, and with al
the obstinacy of his nature kep
to tl:e error.
'Very well, sir, very well." hi
said angrily.
"This order shall be obeyed.
wash my hands of it."
He wheeled his horse and trot
ted off to where Cardigan sat it
front of his brilliant lines gnawm;
-his gray mustache and chafins
over his inaction.
Then said wrong-headed Li
can:
"Lord Cardigan, you will attach
the Russians in the valley."
The Earl dropped his sword ii
salute.
"Certainly, my Lord; but allov
inc to point out to y'ou that thier<
is a battery ini front, a battery of
each flank, and the ground is cov
ered wvith liussian riflemen."
"I can't help it." said Lue-in
snappishly ;"it is Lord llaglan'
positive order that thme light bi
adle is to attack the enemy. W
have.no choice but to obey."
Then Cardigan bowed his head
'Very well, my Lord,." was a'
le said. Thben tuirning to his stafi
'The b'reiado will advance."' h
said qiuietly.
Meantime, N o I an, after hi
sharp passage of ar'ms with thi
division c2ommanl~der. had riddel
oft to the light brigade himsel
wher'e he wvas cheeirfully talkin;
to his sworn comrade and friend
Captain Moirris,of the Seventeenti
lancers. Now that he had mtain
taned his position as mnouth-piec
of' the coinmmander-in-chief, agains
the impudent, finult-lundinug of Li
r... he felt h-ony. llis belove:
eavalry was to be -anlhed at last
on this qlorious mission against
the UC Way !idg,1, and already
lIwuaville was preparing to :s
sault the other flank of the Rus
W1ho (nLI_ 1Vofder1 that enthusiai1
tie Nolan told Morris that he was
rig to see the brirade through
the eharge ? It was his priviiege
to do so, and his heart beat high
with hope. Little did he know of
the extent ot pig-hle:uied stupidity
natural to the wo Iieml bers of the
English aristovrarv v ho respect
;vely coniiani.le and ;ed that
clarge.
A clear. sharp voie was soon
h !ard inl front of 1he briga(, now
tormud iII tlrcc iines.
.ord Lucan rode awvay to tire
11av ie . an ri Nola. galloped
r.mnd t4o tle rear to tihe left of the
brigadle. aS tLhe sharp voh-(e C ried
-ight briigade, forwarl -trot
imarchIi
iI a1 0 moment the front line was
away, as steady as if on parade,
at a rapid trot, following an erect
gentleman, mounted on a chestnut
thorougibred, and wearing tight
scarlet trousers- and a blue fur
trimmed jacket, the front a per
feet blaze of gold.
The erect gentleman was as slen
der in figure, as alert in gesture as
a boy of'twenty and yet that man
was lifty-seven years old. and the
Earl of Cardi--an himself.
But hardli had they started
wher. Nolan uttered a cry of as
tonishment and rage.
"Good God ? are the fools going
to charge down the valley ?" lie
shouted. !
Then, setting spurs to his horse,
he dashed out of his place and gal
loped madly across the front, waV
ig his sword.
"Whore are you going, ny lord?"
he shouted. "That is not Lord
Raglan's order. Change front to
the right! This way ! This way!
The batteries on the ridge!"
Lord Cardigan was as hot-term
pored in his way as Lord Luc4n.
The audacity of an offioer prosum
4ng to oross'his fl-ont was enough.
For that officer to address his briM
ade was an additional insult. lie
spoke not a word, but pointed
rimly forward with his sword.
Solan's words wero lost in the
thunder of hoofs, and all that was
seen was his figure crossing the
front and wildly gesticulating.
pointing to Causeway Ridge.
Then the Russian batterics
opened. There was a flash, a boom,
and a second flaA in the air, a lit
tle cloqd of white smoke, and a
loud spang! as the first shell burst
in the faces of the trotting line.
Poor Nolan threw up his arm with
a fearful shriek, and fell back in
his . saddle, stone dead,. struck
through the heart. With a low
groan of rage the rushing horse
men quickened their pace, and
dashed on, at a wild gallop, into
the valley of death.
The seceret of B3alaklava perish
ed with Nolan.
A THRILLING .SIoDE IN TII.E
LIFE of IBUEIALo BILL.--Buffalo
Bill was at Hartford, Conn., the
other day, and while visiting Colt's
armory the l.arge number of spec
tators who had assembled to see the
fhmous scout desired him to favor
them with an oxhibition1 of his
skill as a marksman. Bill gave
the ehow of tobacco in Iris mouth
to a small boy to keep warm, a
small pic of white paper was
put up on a barn door fifty rods
distant, B. William seized a fine,
new rifle, spit on his hands, and
in the manner sooften described
by Ned Buntline raised the r-ifle
until his nose rested on the stock,
fired, and a picket was knocked
off from a fence ten feet to the left
of the barn. "This rifle-barrel is
crooked," said Bill. So saying he
hit it over a stone to straighten it,
then shot again, this time barking
the shin of an old pie-woman on his
right flank. A third trial, and be
hit the barn fair in the centre, and
the shout that arose from the as
semrblage attested the joy of the
spectators at his success. Bill is
just as good an actor as he is a
marksman, which is very remark
able in these days of corruption
and bri bry.-Da nbury News.
IA lady wished a seat. A portly,
h land.seme gentleimu brought oue and
seated the lady. "-Oh ! you're a jew.
cl." said s-he. "Oh~ ' no." he replied
li'm a jeweler, 1 have just set thc
A man writing poetically of the
weather, says, ."The backbone of
Wiinter. is broken, but the tail wags
yet occasionally.
The following is extr-acted fr-om
h mr oy's com~position on "ba
b'-':'l"Th mother's heart grives
4th joy at the baby's 1st 2th.
W hy are the (queen's pastry
cooks~like the Canadas ?-Beeause
Lhey are the Quneen's doughmin
' ons.
e B decisive or mild, as the cir.
tcumstances in which you are~
-placed maIy requiire. .Suiit youi
i conduct to the noccasion.
THE' DUT.11-:11ANS INSUR
ANCE, POLICY.
A "'- i story dt i of a 64hr
Ilan b', I Ie nan I I nI I t. wv ho
had tam[il.te prectionim to isn
t i e of his wif Cor 5.0n0. and
his ; S::hi lrd' . believ.mi lkth
for-1r mi-1ht (lie anld the ltterl 6e
burnt. ami he couhi not -0t :ilolI
without soi e c eu-4)11)nsat lor tile
h>sS. Both pnoiciets hai been tanken
froii the same agent. In 1 few
lilonths after time stable had beei
insured it was destrLoyl by fire.
Smidt quietly not; tied tLe aint.
and hinted to him that he wouid
exeet tile SI00 at the earliest pos
sible unn.Te gn toc
sent a varlcnltoer to aertain -he
C-1St Of erCeCtiIn-i a new stlabbl 'If the
same I tl ijL ' )JILT1.3. scer
tained that t he pioperty was inn
sured Ivr iunre than it wasn wauitir.
The builder re 1'rted that he coulid
replac the stable with new mate
rial for $500, but unfortunately
there was an ordinance p)revent
ing the erection of frame bullings
-the old stable having been of
w ood. lie was asked to estimate
the cost 'of .a brick stable, and
reported the amount $750. The
agent then notiied Smidt that he
would build him a new briek sta
ble in place of the old fi-ame one.
but SmnidAt became very indignant
at the proposition, saying:
"I do not und-erstand c.is insu
race business. I pay you for nine
hundred dollar. and when mv
shtable burn down von make me
a new one. I not want a new
shtable. I want nine hundred !ol
lur.
The ;qgent reasoned with Smnidt.
but all to no purpose. When the
stable was about finished Smidt
Went to consult a lawyer. think
ing he could still get the amount
of the policy, beside having the
new stable.
The lawyer, however, informed
him that the company had a
right to make good the loss by
building a new stable, and express.
ed surprise at his bringing suit
against them.
"But," said Sm'idt; "I insure fjr
uine hundred dollar, and dis felier
put up den shtable for seven hun.
dred and fifty dollar-1 do not un
derstand de insurance business."
Finding thathe could not comptl
the payment by law, he became
disgusted with the insurance busi
ness altogether. Calling upon the
agent, Smidt said:
"Mr.. :gent, I vant you to Stop
de insurance on mine vife. I do
110 pa any more monish dat
way : I not tindorstand dis insu
rance business."
Agent surprised : "Why Mr.
Smidt you are doing a very foolish
thing. You have paid consider.
able upon this already, and if your
wife should die, you will get
85000."
"Yab, dat ish vat you tell me
now," said Smidt. "Yen 1 pays
you on my shtable, you say 1 get
nine hundred dollars if it burnt
down. So it was burnt, and you
not give me mine monish. You
say, 0, dat was an old frame shta
ble, and you not pay me mine nine
hundred dollar. Vent mine vife
dies, den yosay to me, 0, she vash
an old Dutch woman; she not wort
anydings; I get you a new Eng
lish vife! And so I lose mine five
tousand dollars. You not fool
Smidt again. I not understand
dis insurace business,"
A Boy wino PomN A HOM:.
The lion. A.11L. Stephens, of (Geor
gia, in a recent address at a meet
ing at Atlanta, for the benefit of
the orphan asylum and free school
of that city, related the iollowing
anecdote:
A poor little boy on a cold night.
with no house or roof to shelter
his head, no paternal or maternal
guardian, or guide to protect or
direct him on his way. reached at
nightfall tihe home of a wealthy
planter, who took him in, and fed
and lodged him, and sent him on
his way with his blessing. These
kind attentions cheered his -heart
and inspired him with fresh cour
age to battle with the obstacles of
life. Years r-olled on, Providence
led him on and he reached the
legal profession. His host had
died ; the cormorants that prey
on the substance of man had form
ed a conspiracy to get from the
Iwidow her estates. She sent for
the nearest counsel to commit her
cause to him. and that counsel
proved to be the orphan boy long
beore welcomed and entertained
by her deceased husband. The
stimulous of a warm anid tenacious
gratitude was now added to the
ordinary motive connected with
the pr-ofes.sion. lie unidertook
her case with a will not easily t.
be resisted; he gained it ; the wid
ow's 'state was seenro-d to her in
p)erpetuity. and Mr. Stephens ad
ded with an emphasis of emnotion
that sent an electric thrill through'
the house, "That boy stands be.
fore vou."
A nman adv1ertise., for a eunipeteni
prntounidertake the sale of a nev
m,edicine-anod aidds th at it will prove
hinhie 1u..r.,ti.e td the underta.,.r)
ADVERTISINC RATES.
MyIertimemns in:wrte-i at terail* 1)! 5; to
p-r mp tarc--one inh-tor first i-erti I...1 1
7.o. lor Cach Sbsquet nisertion. Im Ubi
c111:11u a1Iver cnit ten per cent ou a:;;e.
No-,Ices o f meetin;ts-. obituarie, :nI I -1-u1 It!
ofnopec, t. n:Cnte r:te c,ber :c're n t
:1.1 ~ rO-Col-ma
wr-h.nde.
A.iveii-emen:i not, maried with ti,e n.:.n
h-r -*;:'nertio:-- wi!l be kept :n tilu forbid
auid charge-1 accor-dingly.
speci. c,trae:s ndie with large adve!-V
,isruev:os on above rates.
ARI F. -11%]LYG.
1 --: ,111hrNe-i:-:s l ii L s D s t fi:. -
Tertus a't,
in
;t:ile ::ti:! lh;iti'e. etlln hi
ihe (hipa Srlina. fiua i
the ! i:,:le :!.i l in th l uaters..
th Ahuitic .-:1-r Inh v ts. k)"- spn;al'
:Ml diLg:1 itz yut hor in orth is
Lit. I ~ ~ ~ -1 1ii .':5 4.h e i . ist
112 i: W qpi,* Franie.
thl.- ::-di:t th.. tru, sardit:eio at
1 0 1. () 1. c2t 1,02(ut practiced
11':t' van 'l thed illfeti- Whlen tw;e
Jtnri. e 1 I'll heri:1e
The -y eaI Iarn"'. fs Well as
the mice -arineu:s nhe pfeha l tish
eiien Alaii tOi- the Young fish.is
those fully grom art too carge for the
boxes. Th true sardie hve attain,
ed their ful rwth. lu babit as well
as iij -eneral appearane the wn tribes
arx aii initar.
The fish when taken are first wash
ed. the salted a little thea thourough
tv eased nd gr ae t ai. after
whie. The trC sl,rc.d u a*ttal(*ie,
of light Will(w or wtr-w.rk. and wx
are1 to We sul Wid Wind. They re
he ol a while in olirV oil,wan
.U th boxes with oil to fill up.
The~ uual mode of capturing thiese
fili ; b e lar net cagled a seine
wliIhich y comes owr:a t 1- ftan is
of liuht wilekl o w;r-wk . Lat
ill. -Yagena)i. The cork. of the supe
r1t), lit scrVe :Is buuys. wl.il-- -.he lead:;
posied tof the siukc in. secure to
the bkt a wiUle indicular position in
face f thsal . Often the esn
tiWoi byat tha2a le large tcle seine, c
a mee svich omesdownto u afro
dain ag e Ted. cd fweeping the
wt rwith it J.- some considkrable
distane.v
th e n a Wel a as n en du riton. in
the 5prat fishery. off th ecnasts of Bre
tw . T ias is fm r te l . 4ne.prt a
witer work, ilt htfor saconiesl
proper is carried on chiefiy i May,.
June and July.
Whe a hoal appeiars, a1 bait. con
sisting of the spawn of large fish, much
a:' which is brought from Norway, is
thrown over to keep mtyriads togtether.
The shoals of hirring og ' suprats are
very capricioue in their movements ;
why they should be now here and in
half an hour far away, no mortal can
divine. We are equally at a loss to tell
why in some seasons they approach cer
tain coasts and headlands and absent
themselves at other times. Many foolish
niotious have prevailed as to tile cause of
the disajpperance of sho.als fromt waters
which they were wont to frequeit.-^
The firing of cannon o:, ship or shore
is thought by somei to account for
their absence. A newly-installed cler
gyman whose parish bordered upon
the ocean. havinu said hie meant to
tithe the rod~uct of the seai. thus injun
dicious remiark was believedi to ha:ve
such an efflet upon the~ finny tribes
that for niany years they kept aIwaY
from those coasts.
THE SKULL OF SHAKSPERE.
A eertain French Baron, whose
scientific tastes led him to collect the
skulls of celebrated persons, one day
received a visit from a mani withI
whom he was accustomecd to deal.
"What do you bring ime here?"
asked the Baron. as the man carefully
unwrapped an enveloped package.
"The skull of Shakspeare."
"Impossible."
"I speak .the truth. Moinsieur le Ba
ron. IIere is proof of what 1 say.''
said the dealer, producing somepa
pers.
'But," replied the Baron, drawing
aside the curtain which concealed his
own singular collection. I salready pos
sess that skull."
"lHe must have been a rogue who
sold you that," was me remark of the
honest dealer.
"Your father." said the Baron in a.
mild tone."he sold it to mec about
wenty-ni'ne years ago."
The broker was for a moment dis
concerted, then explained, with viva
city:
"1 comnprehendI. Be good enough
to observe the small dimeucsions of the
skull on your 5helf. Ilemiark the nar
row occiput. the undeveloped forehead
where intelliuence is still mute. It is
Shakspeare to be sure. but Shak
speare as aecild about twelve or
fourteen years old, whereasi tis is that
of Shiakspeare when hei had attainedi a
certain 'age. and1 hiad become. the great
genius of which Englandl is so justly
proud."
The Baron bought the second
head.
A Frenehani wriig in the .Jour
nial Pour Tours says : "Respect for
women requires us never to doubt a
word of what The utters; self-respect
requires us never t oeive r wor of
what she says.'
Till late Samuel 1 Brown f Cin
einitati, left by his will 8150iI to foemtl
a university. It is strange he didn't
think to leave a similar amount to
Ipay off the national debt.
With those who are of a gloomy
turn of mind, be reserved; with the
idle, be cheerful; wit.h the old. be
eroisr witmh th yong be merry.