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WMEN WORDS FAIL.
When words fail, when, mute and pale,
The quivering lips re!u,e their task,
Is sorrow fled? is feeling dead,
Or anguish over ? Who can ask?
When word- fail,-oh! then unveil
This steel-cold grief that a ounds so deep,
And you shall find a tortured mind
May still forbid the eyes to weep.
At the last, in vain you asked
Those parting words Lhat los e embalms:
As dumb and still, one dead might fill
The place I held within your arms.
Yet you know how vain the flow
Of graceful, ardent speech may be:
Then say you feel my last appeal
Is answered,-answered tenderly.
Say you heard what yet no word
But tailed to mtke you hear so well;
And say that still, through good and ill,
You trust the love I could not tell.
-F. F., in Old and New foi- February.
WORKE WAS THE SIN?
A "IANCE OF RUBY GULCH.
BY WELDON J. COBB, JR.
"From a sluice up to a lode, po
ker, euchre, or cassino, I'm your
man; ready to stand up and be
shot if I make a false deal; ready
to rid the earth of the man who
cheats at the play."
"Bragg's a good dog, but the
chink carries conviction in these
ere diggins," spoke up Beaver
Tom, gruffly paraphrasing an old
maxim.
"Cor-rect!" roared the ne%v ar
rival, opening his hunting shirt,
and taking therefrom a small buck
skin bag. "-I'm always ready to
plank- down the cash when my
word's doubted. It would be a
dangerous dodge to fling Lucky
Dan the lie at Vera Canyon
though." And the bronzed mi
ner's eye gave forth a momlentary
flash of anger.
The men seated in the tavern at
SRuby Gulch repeated the name
over in subdued tones, and then
each one looked cautiously at the
new arrival, who seemed a singu
lar compound of good nature, brag
and wealth. There was not a
man there who had not heard of
him;'heard too of his deeds of
prowess ; of his remarkable facili
ty for accumulating wealth, and
they remembered, enviously, that
"Lucky Dan" was a .pseudonym
not inaptly bestomed upon the mi
nor who "turned everything he
touched into gold."
"come down here to have a lit
tle sport and to prospect," con tin
ned the miner, carelessly chinking
his dust on the table. "'See here !"
kicking over a chair and seating
himself on its back, a new tre a of
thought striking his mind ; "I
hear that you fellows are go.
ing to get up a sort of committee
to investigate the Durand busi
ness ?'"
He said this in a careless t me,
meantime tossing the bag and
catching it, yet a glowv of interest
partly hidden, came into his eyes.
"Yes," spoke up Beaver Tom,
"and the power-s above help the
man who murdered him, if we
catch him !"
"Is that the way you do busi
ness in these diggings ?" queried
Dan, with contemptuous emphasii
in his voice. "How d" you know
whether Bill Durand was murder
od or not ?" How do you, know
but what he died in a fair fight.
I don't blame you, boys," continu
ed the speaker, in a conciliatory
tone, for the miners were frown
ing dangerously at this frank con
demnation of their leader's senti
ments, "for Bill was a whole-soul
ed boy. You see I have seen him;
he was at the Canyon two days
h before he went under. But, boys,
*Bill Durand was a quarrelsome,
Bunreasonable man when whiskey
had the upper hand of him. Don't
condemnthe man that killed him
until you know if he hadn't pro
[vocation to do so."
"You're sensible," replied Beav
er Tom, "But that's what we pro
pose finding out. See here, Dan,
look at that lad there, and think
how you'd feel to be put in hii
place, without a father to tak
care of him, and a mother loft a
poor lone widow, without a cent.
or a hand to help her, of her o.vn
kin."
Lucky Dan started, and direct
ed his eyes to the part of the
room iTdicated by Beaver Tom.
Then, with a gesture of his hand,
he beckoned the golden-haired,
sweet-faced, five year oid boy tc
Y.him.
"Well,, my lad," he said, "anc
~you're Bill Durand's boy, are you
Here take these to your mother
iand tell her so long as Lucky Dam
2lives, neither you nor her shall
want -" and be drew from hlu
poCk2& a baodfal of gold Usli**
gles and thrust them into the boy's
hand.
"Now, landlord give us a room,
and any of you fellows that want
to take a hand, come on."
The "room" into which the "se
lect party" of five entered a
few moments later, was any
thing but elegant, yet so inter
ested were t be party in the
heavily-staked game that they on
ly thought of the business in hand,
and as the result remained to be.
decided on the last hand just
dealt, no one noticed a knock at <
the door, so absorbed were they I
on the game they were playing.
"What's that ?" demanded Dan, I
as a still louder knock sounded on
the door. Then in a louder tone
-"Come in," he -oared, "if your V
life's insured."
The door opened, and a woman i
entered,-a woman pale, but beau
tiful; a woman whose fixed, sad I
glance caused Lucky Dan to drop
the cards he held in his hand, and;
stare and wonder what the inter
raption could mean.
"You gave my boy some money,
sir?" she asked, coming up'to the I
miner and laying her hand on his
shoulder.
Despite his assumed bluff de
meanor, the miner trembled under
the touch and reddened at the
consciousness that he was render
ed weak by this woman's influ
ence.
"If you are Bill Durand's widow,
I did ; and blast it ! woman, don't
cry. Bill Durand was a friend oft
mine, and I'll never see a com- 1
raee's kin come to poverty and I
suffering."
"I only cane to thank you,"
spoke the woman in broken ac- I
cents. "It is for my boy's sake I
that I accept it."
A suspicious moietare came in
to Dan's eyes as he arose to his
feet, and took the woman's ex
tended hand, while a strange thrill I
pervaded his being at the touch.
"Never mind that," he said,
leading her to the door. "I owe it I
to you," he added earnestly, "for
was not your husband my friend ?"
He trembled so, as the words
came fromi his lips, that the wom- i
an looked up at his face.
"I want to talk to with you,"
said the miner opening the door.
"We'll see if we can't do some
thing for an old friend's-"
"But the stakes !" cried Bear
er T&m from the table.
"Blast the stakes ! Divide them i
among you." sang oat the miner,
as he left the room with Mrs. Du
rand.
Ono week, two weeks, three
weeks went by but Lucky Dan I
still tarried at Ruby Gulch but the I
card table knew him no more. i
From the bluff, 9oarse miner, he i
had changed into a more quiet,
thoughtful man, whose strongest
characteristic became refined to1
subdued half-courtesy.
IMeanwhrle, the rough denizens
of Ruby Gulch saw and marveled.
"What's up with him, anyhow,"
queried one of another.]
"Love, my lad." replied Beaver
Tom.
"That widow has bewitched
him."
Not a farfetched guess, honest
miner ! Day by day, Lucky Dan
became more and more attached
to Mrs. Durand and a thoroughly
changed man he was, constantly
devising some means of conveying
pleasure to her and her bright boy
Robert.
But if the miners for a moment
accused the widow Durand of fiirt
ing with, or milaigthe lion of
Vera Canyon, they surmised incor
rectly. It would be difficult to
understand how Lucky Dan found
pleasure in the company of a wo
man whose whole heart and its
affections seemed buried in the
grave of her husband. . Yet he
loved her, and she with womanly
intuition knew it.
But an event occurred which
drew the miner still nearer to this1
woman. Mrs. Durand had fallen
ill and, despite all that care could
do for her, she was brought to the
point of death.
ISitting in the darkened room,
with her head bowed and pale, sad
features, Lucky Dan heard the
woman call him to her couch of~
suffering ; he went to her bedside.1
"I am dying," she said softly.
He closed bis eyes with an ex
pression of pain loth to gainsay
her, vainly endeavoring to hope
against what seemed only too ap
parent.
"You love me ?" she continued,
looking earnestly at the bowed
fombsde her.
"God knows I do !" was the fer
vent response.
"Then you will not refuse my
dying request. My heart is bu
ried in the grave of my murdered
husband, but for my boy's sake
to secure him a noble and gone.
rous protector, I want you to grant
me a request. Dan, will you mar
ry me,-here,-ow ?"
'A groan of anguish swept~
through the room as Lucky Dan
let his face fall upon his hands and.
trembled with internal emotion.
"I cannot marry you," he groaud
edA "7 rdaa nnt !"
Mrs. Durand closed her eyes
vith a sigh.
"I swear that I will care for
7our boy, but this-I cannot do it
-I dare not do it."
The woman nuttered a few
evords unintelligibly and then was
pparently unconscious.
Finally she awoke.
"My boy-my Robert," she
;asped, averting her eyes from the
niner's face, whose frame quiver
!d with suppressed emotion.
Dan went to the door and call
d Robert. Mrs. Durand silently
)eckoned the miner away. He
Nithdrew, closing the door after
lim.
In half an hour Robert came out
)f the room, a reproachful look in
iis eyes. The miner started,
)pened the door, and entered the
-oom.
"God forgive me !" he murmur
)d. "I will marry you," lie said a
oud, as he advanced toward the
iilent figure upon the bed.
Never on earth, honest repen
ent Lucky Dan. For all your
ove cannot recall life to the frail
enement-the cold, earthly cask
it from which the spirit has fled.
Fifteen years have passed
In an apartment of a New York
botel sat two men in whom
t would be hard to find any re
;emblance to the Lucky Dan and
ittle Robert Durand of a decade
id a half before.
Genteelly dressed, handsome
E--bert Durand just graduated
'rom an Eastern college, was en
.husiastic over his meeting with
iis kind foster-parent.
"it does me good to see you,"
earfully spoke Lucky Dan, hold
arg the boy's hand, and affection
Ltely regarding him. "Now, I
ihall find peace. We will settle
lown in some quiet spot, and in
ach other's company, tind com
ort far more secure than a roving,
vorldly life may insure us."
A shadow crossed the boy's
ace.
"No, father," he said solemnly
'my duty to you, kind, generous
)atron and friend, must, for a
hort time gave way to a duty I
we to my mother."
The ex;niner staned aid palrd.
"I cannot understand you," lie
aid, with a feeling of vague un
-est at his heart.
"On her dying bed," continued
,he boy, "1 swore to my now
>ainted mother, that, when man
iood should be mine, I would seek
)ut the murderer of my father.
rhat solemn promise-"
He stcpped and arose to his
ect. regarc g with dismay and
error, his companion, who had al
o risen, with eyes glaring wildly
nd features distorted and pale,
was crying out, madly:
"Hush ? Will it take an eternity
o blot out the memory of your
father's death ? Listen," he said,
ess excitedly : "I know whbo kill
ad your father, I saw the deed
one. And, as I hope for future
peace, it was a fair tight. Your
tather had been drinking, and two
miles from Vera Canyon met a
Eriend. Dangerously intoxicated,
he insulted the man who drew his
revolver inieself-defence, and shot
him dead. Robert, my dear boy,
[ would not marry your mother
with her husband's blood upon my
ands, for it was I who killed
your father !"
He had been advancing toward
Robert, but the young man with
an exclamation of horror, put up
his hand, and with a repelling ges
ure of mingled dread and scorn,
tell heavily to the floor.
When he awoke to conscious
ness, night had darkened the
room, yet he knew, intuitively,that
his father's slayer and his more
than friend wvas gone.
Gone ?-whither ?
In that aimless, haunted life he
led for years he never knew until
his wanderings had brought him to
Ruby Gulch one cold wintry
morning. In the tavern he found
the greatest commotion existing:
an old acquaintance of some of
them, after an absence of many
years had returned two days be.
fore,and he had died that morning,
with a single word upon his lips
-"Robert."
In a distant and isolated gold
bearing region there is a quiet un
obtrusive miner who labors, un
ceasingly, day after day. He
awaits the end, for the brightness
and hap>iness of life exist not for
him. W HOSE WAS THE slN ?
Artemus Ward once lent money.
He thus recounts the transaction :
"A gentleman friend of mine came to
me, with tears in his eyes. I said:
'Why these weep ?' He said he had
a mortgage on his farm and wanted to
borrow $200. I lent him the mo
ney and he went away. Some time
after, he returned with more tears.
He said he must leave me forever. I
ventured to remind him of the $200
he borrowed. He was much cut up.
I thought I would not be hard on him,
so I told him I would throw off $100.
He brightened, shook my hand and
said : 'Old friend, I won't allow you
to outdo me in librerality; I'll throw
off the oilfetEQ10.
[OFFICIAL.]
The Laws of South Carolina. I
Acts and Joint Resolutions Passed
by the General Assembly at the
Session of 1872-'3.
AN ACT TO AMEND SECTION 17 OF
CHAPTER XLV. OF THE GENERAL
STATUTES oF THE STATE.
Be it enacted by the Senate and
House of Representatives of the
State of South Carolina, now met
and sitting in General Assembly,
and by the authority of the same:
That section 17, chapter XLV.,
of the general statutes of the State
be amended by striking out the
words "frtv-five," and insert., in
lieu thereof, the words "fifty-five."
Approved February 22, A. D.
1873.
AN ACT TO REPEAL SECTIONS 5,6 AND
7 OF CHAPTER EIGHTY-THREE OF
THE GENERAL STATUTES OF SOUTH
CAROLINA.
Be it enacted by the Senate and
House of Representatives of the
State of South Carolina, now met
and sitting in General Assembly,
and by the authority of the same:
SECTION 1. That section 5, sec
tion 6 and section 7 of chapter
eghty-three of the general statutes
of South Carolina be, and the
same are hereby. repealed.
Approved January 29, A. D.
1873.
AN ACT TO AMEND CHAPTER 120 oF
THE GENERAL STATUTES OF THE
STATE.
Be it enacted by the Senate and
House of Representatives of the
State of South Carolina, now met
and sitting in General Assembly,
and by the authority of the same:
That chapter 120 of the general
statutes of the State be amended
as follows: Strike out the word
"thirty,." whenever it occurs i.n
section 11, and insert the word
"ninety;" strike out the words
"ninety days," in section 13, and
insert "six months."
Approved February 20, A. D.
1873.
AN ACT TO REPEAL AN ACT ENTITLED
"AN ACT TO PRTVI&EOR A GE*
ERAL LICENSE LAW.
Be it enacted by the Senate and
House of Representatives of the
State of South Carolina, now met
and sitting in General Assembly,
and by the authority of the same:
S,FCTo. 1. That the act entitled
"an act to provide for a general
license law," approved March 13,
A. D. 1872, be, and the same is
hereby, repealed.
SECTION 2. This act shall take
effect from the first day of April,
1873.
Approved December 20, A. D).
1872.
AN ACT TO AMEND SECTION 12, CHAP
TER CIII., OF THE GENERAL STAT
UTES OF soUTH CAROLINA.
Be it enacted by the Senate and
House of Representatives of the
State of South Carolina, now met
and sitting, in General Assembly,
and by the authority of the same:
That sect ion 12, ch apter CIII.,
of the general statutes of South
Carolina, be amended by adding,'
after the word "dollars," line 15,
these words: "or be imprisoned
for a period not less than one
month nor more than one year, at
the discretion of the court."
Approved January 25, A. D).
1873.
AN ACT TO AMEND sECTION 2, CHAP
TER XXV., OF THE GENERAL sTAT
UTES OF SOUTH CAROLIA.
Be it enacted by the Senate and
House of Representatives of the
State of South Carolina, now met
and sitting in General Assembly,
and by the authority of the same:
SECTION 1. That section 2, of
chapter XXXV., of the general
statutes of South Carolina be
amended as follows, viz: "That
trial justices sball be distributed
as the convenience of the several
counties require, and the number
in commission shall not exceed,.in
Abbeville, thirteen; Aiken, ten;
Anderson, sixteen; Barnwell.eight;
Beaufort, thirteen ; Charleston,
t wenty-four; Chebter, eight; Clar
endon, six; Colleton, twelve;
Cbesterfield, five; Darlington, ten;
Edgefield, twelve; Fairfield, eight;
Georgetown, eight; Greenville,
nine; Horry, eleven; Kershaw,
nine; Lancaster, nine; Laurens,
saven; Lexington. nine; Marion,
ten ; Marlboro, six; New berry, six;
Qconee. nine; Orangeburg, ton;
Pickens, eight; Rich land, twelve;
Spartan burg, thirteen; Sumter,
eight; Union, eight; Williams
burg, ten ; York, twelve.
Approved January 25, A. D.
1873.
AN ACT TO ENFORCE THE PAYMENT
OF THE POLL TAX.
Be it enacted by the Senate an~d
House of Representatives of the
State of South Carolina, now met
and sitting in General Assembly,
and by tbe authority of the same:
SRoi 1 That there shall be
assessed on all taxable polls in the
State an annual tax of' one dollar on
each poll, the proceeds of' which
shall be applied to educational
purposes; and if any person shall
refuse or neglect to pay said tax
before the expiration of the time
fixed for the payment of all taxes,
the county treasurer shall, within
twenty days thereafter, furnish a
list of all delinquent polls -to the
county commissioners of the coun
ty; where the persons so taxed and
delinquent have no property to be
distrained for the payment of said'
poll tax, as authorized in the act:
providing for the assessment and
taxation of property, approved
September 15, 1868, the person or
persons so delinquent shall be
subject to a penalty of double the
amount of their poll tax,and,on fail
ing to pay the same, when notified
of the fact, within ten days after
such notice, such person or per
sons shall be required to work
upon the highway or roads in
their respective counties as the
county commissioners may direct,
not exceeding three days.
SECTIoN 2. That tho said county
commissioners s3hall, after receiv
ing the delinquent poll list, sum
mon such delinquents to appear at
their office, and then and there
give them the opportunity to pay
the double tax, and on failing to
do so, such delinquents shall be
required to work upon the high
ways and roads of their respec
tive counties, as the county com
missioners may direct; and if
said delinquents, being personally
warned by the said commissioners,
or by written notice, served at
their place of residence, shall
refuse or neglect, having had ten
days' notice to attend by them
selves, or substitutes equally able
to perform said duties as them
selves, or to pay the double tax
in lien of said duties, or, having
attended themselves, shall refuse
to conform to the requirements of
this act, or obey the directions of
the county commissioners, they
shall be considered gailty of a
misdemeanor, and, on conviction
thereof, be imprisoned for the
same, in a county jail, for a term
not less than ten days.
Approved February 20, A. D.
1873.
AN ACT TO REQUIRE COUNTY CORO
NERS TO REPORT TO THE GOVER
NOR IN CAPITAL CASES.
Be it enacted by the Senate and
House of Representatives ot the
State of South Carolina, now met
and sitting in General Assembly,
and by the authority of the same:
SECTIoN 1. That it shall be the
duty of each county coroner,
whenever a homicide has been
committed in his county, and the
party committing such homicide
has not been arrested, or, having
been arrested, has escaped custody
before bill found, to forward a re
port to the Governor within three
days after the holding of an in
quest by him, or, in case of escape,
within three days after notice of
such escape, which report shall
embrace the name of the person
killed, and the namo of the person,
if know.n, charged with commit
ting such homicide, together with
a copy of the evidence taken be
fore the jury of inquest, and the
verdict rendered thereupon: Pro
vided, That, in case of escape, it
shall be the duty of the sheriff,
or other officer having custody of
the party, to notify such coroner
of the escape promptly.
SECTION 2. Upon the receipt of
any report, as provided in section
1 of this act, the Governor may,
in his discretion, offer such re
wards as the. gravity of the cr-ime
warrants, not exceeding five hun
dred dollars in any case, for the
apprehension and delivery of the
fleeing or escaped criminal, as the
case may be, to the sher-iff' of the
county in which such alleged
crime was committed, which re
ward shall be paid, upon the wvar
rant of the Governor, from his
contingent fund.
SECTION 3. Any coroner who
shall willfully neglect to make the
report, as pr-ovided in section 1 of
this act, shall be liable to indict
ment as for a misdemeanor, and,
upon conviction, shall be fined not
less than $50 nor more than $500,
or imprisoned not less than thirty
days nor more than six months,
or- both, at the discretion of the
court.
SECTIoN 4. All acts and parts of
acts inconsistent with this act be,
and the same arc her-eby, repeal
ed.
Approved February 27, A. D.
1873.
'AN ACT TO AMEND SECTIONS 9S, 99
AND 100, CHAPTER XVII., OF THE
GENERAL sTATUTESOF soUTH CAR
OLINA, RELATING TO HOLDERs OF
INSURANCE POLICIES.
Be it enacted by the Senate and
House of Representatives of the
State of South Carolina, now met
and sitting in General Assembly,
and by the authority of the same:
SECTION 1. That section 98 of
chapter XVII. of the general
at,tntaa be amended in the fifth
line of said section, after the
words "bonds or stocks of this
State," by inserting the words
"or of the United States;" also, at
the close of the said section, insert
the fbllowing proviso: '-Provided,
1owever, That it shall be the duty,
and it is hereby required of the
comptroller-general, upon notice
being served upon him by the
agent of any said company or as
sociation, accompanied by proof
sufficient to establish the fact of
the insolvency of such company
Dr association so depositing, to
lispose of, at public outcry, to the
highest bidder, after twenty-one
lays' notice of said sale, (ndtice
to be g.ven by publishing in one
)f the d:ily papers in the city of
Columbia, and in one daily paper
in the city of Charleston,) so much
)r so great an amount of such
bonds or stocks so deposited as
will enable him to reinsure the
policy holders of such insolvent
company or association, in such
proper and solvent ir.surance com
pany or association as any policy
bolder in said insolvent company
Dr association may desire or elect,
for the balance of the unexpired
term of such insurance previously
taken by him in said insolvent
company or association."
SEcTIoN 2. That section 99 of
uhapter XVI. of the general
tatutes be amended by inserting
after the word -'State," in the
third line of said section, the
words "or of the United States."
SEcioN 3. That section 100 of
hapter XVIi. of the general
statutes be amended by inserting
after the word -State," in the
eleventh line, the words "or of the
United States."
Approved February 20, A. D.
1873.
SisutHaeouzs.
BILL ARP ON THE RACK
HE PLEADS ALDERMANIC
DUTIES AT 2 IN THE MORN
ING.
Bill Arp, the editor of the Rome
Conmierdal, has been swimming
around the Council Chambcrs
e.v-e-r-y night during the.innun
dation of his city, and here's what
comes of his being out. It will
apply to Augustaas well as Rome:
E-v-e-r-y night ! Here it is
half-past 1 o'clock ! It's a wonder
you come home at all ! What
do-you-think- a womar-is
made for ? I do believe if a rob
ber was to come and carry me off
you wouldn't care a-What is it
you say ? City Council business
must be attended to ! How do I
know you go to the City Council I
Does the City Council meet
ev-e-r-y nigrht ? Theyv don't meet
but once a week in New York.
But I suppose R-o-m-e is a more
important place. Oh, yes, oul
every -night. Twelve o'clock
one o'clock-two o'clock. Here I
stay with the children all alone
lying awake half the night wait
ing for you. Couldn't come home
any sooner ! Of course yeo
couldn't if you didn't want to. But
I know something you think I
don't, but I do. That I do.
wish 1 didn't. Where were yet
Monday night ? Tell me that.
The marshal told me the City
Council didn't meet that night
Now what have you got to sayi
Couldn't get a quorum ! Well, i
you couldn-t, why didn't yoi
come home ? Out e-v-e-r-y nigh1
-hunting for-a-quorum. But
you wouldn't hunt for me this lati
if I was missing. Where were
you Thursday night and Friday
night ? There was a show it:
town wasn't there ? What did
you buy that bottle of hair oil for
and hide it ? Oil for your hone, in
deed ! Whoever heard of hair oi
for a whetstone ! So you think]
didn't see you in the other roort
brushing and greasing your hail
and looking in the glass at youi
pretty self ? A man ought to b<
decent. He ought, ought he
Yes, indeed, a man ought to, and
decent man will stay at home wit]
his wife sometimes and not be ou
e-v-e-r-y night. How comesi
that the City Council didn't mec
but twice a inonth last year
Trying to work it out of debt
Yes, that's probable-very-IlaugL
ing and joking and smoking an
swapping lies will work a debt of!
wo't it ? Now-I-want-to
kno w-how-much-longer-yo1
-are- going -to- -keep -up
this-night-business ? Yes,
want to knowv. Out e-v-e-r
night. City Council, Free Masoni
shows, hair oil-and brush an
brush and brush untilyou've near
ly worn out the brush and you
head too. What is it you say ? 1
helps your business to keep ul
your social relation ! Ab, indeed
You've got relations here at hem!
sir. They need keeping up som
I should think. What did you sa;
about catching it the other nigh
at a whist party ? Fellows, its 1
o'lock, but iet's play a while lot
ger-we won't catch it any wor
when 'we get home. A prett
epnevbh foP a 4.e-e.en.t ma t
make. Catch it! Catch it ! W el,
I intend you shall catch it-a lit
tie C. Wnat's that you say ? If I
wouldn't fret you so you would
stay at home more ! Well, sir, do
y >m stay at home first a few nights
aud try it. Perhaps the fretting
Wloud stop. Out e-v-e-r-y night
hTC11us I fret you so. What's
taLt Sir ? You know ladies who
in't. alwavs scolding their hus-q
bands ! You do, do yon ? How
come you to know them ? What I
i':iness had you to know them ?
What right have you to know
whether other women fret or not ?
That's nhways the way. You men
think all other women are saints
but youar wives. Oh, yes-saints
s-ai- t-S. I'll have vou to know,
sir, that there isn't a woman in
this town that' more of a saint
than I am. I know them all, sir
-a h-c-a-p better than you do.
You only see the sugar and honey
side of them, and they-only see
-the- sugar- side-of- you.
Now, sir, I just want you to know
that if you can't stay at home
more tban you do. I'll leave these
children here to get burnt up, and
I'll go out e.v-e-r-y night. Vh en
a poor woman gets desperate,
why, sir, she is-she is desperate,
that's all.
THE SORT OF MEN THAT
WOMEN LIKE BEST.
We know that men actually
shrink from the attempt to ob
tain companions who are their su
periors but they will find that
really intelligent women who pos
sess the most desirable qualities
are uniformly modest, and hold
their charms in modest estima
tion. What such women most ad
mire in men is gallantry ; not the
gallantry of courts and frps, but
boldness, courage, devotion'and re
fined civility. A man's bearing
wins ten superior women wher.
his boots and brains wins one. I
a man stand befbre a woman with
respect for himself and fearless
nesi of her, his suit is half won.
The rest may safely be left to the
parties most interested. Therefore
never be afraid of a woman. Wom
on are the most harmless and
agreeable creatures in the world
to a man who shows that he has
got a man's soul in him. If you
have not got the spirit to a test
like this, you have not got that in
you which most pleases a high
souled woman, and you will be ob
liged to content yourself with the
simple girl who, in a quiet way. is
endeavoring to attract and fasten
you. But don't be in a burry
about the matter. It isn't credit
able to you. Especially don't
imagine that any disappointment
in love which takes place before
you are twenty-one years old will
be ofany material damage to you.
The truth is, that before-a man is
twenty-five years old he does not
know what he wvants himself. So
don't be in a hurry. The more a
man you become, and the more
manliness you become capable of
exhibiting in your association with
women, the better wife you will
be able to obtain ; and one year's
possession of the heart and hand
of a really noble specimen of her
sex, is worth nine hundred and
ninety-nine years' possession of a
sweet creature with two ideas in
her head, and nothing new to say
about either of them. So don't be
in a hurry,we say again. You don't
want a wife now, and you have
no idea of the kind of a wife you
will want by-and-by. Go into fe
male society if you can find that
which will improve you, but not
otherwise.__
A FA-rALITY IN NAmrs.--Three
fine ocean stcamei-s bare been built
and named after three grea9t oceans,
viz: - The Arctic. the Pacific and the
-Atlantic. The Arctic came in colli
sion with the French steamer Vesta.
on the Newfoundland coast and sunk,
causing a loss of two hundred and fif
ty lives. The Pacific with a large
number of passengers, was never heard
of after she left Liverpool. She doubt
less foundered, and went dIown with all
on board. The sad fate of the Atlan
tic, with its awful destruction of five
Shundred or six hundred lives, is still
Lthe engrossing topic, of public interest.
LThe god Neptune. like the God of the
Hebrews. seems to frown upon having
any graven image to commemorate his
-majesty and power.-News~ & Coi,
-' A correspondent of the New York
iHerald says that nearly all the Ku
- Klux prisoners at Albanj have been
[ discharged, those only remaining who
rwere convicted of direct complicity in
,murder. No complaints of the viola
i tion of the enforcement act have been
- received lately, with the exception of
r complaints that the department has
t ascertained were made by horse thieves
> or vagabonds, who have in several in
! stances received protection unwitting
.ly from the government. The dis
e patch adds that the administration
r would not object to a discreet exercise
t of vigilance to rid the South of all its
1 useless members, and it does not pro
- pose to again be deceived in the name
eof law and order in extending to this
y jclass the- protection of the strong arm
.0 nf the law.
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A GRATEFUL EDITOR.
The editor of the Philadelphia
Dispatch has been made the hap
py reCipient of some interesting
reading matter, and he very pro
perly expresses his thanks thusly:
"We owe our thanks to Judge
Kelly for the latest Paterlt office
report. We already have sixteen
hunlred of these interesting vol
uines in our litl!e library, but
thev have been read a;d re-read
so many times that we know
every pagc of them by i.cart.
This new volune came (pportuz
Iy and gratefullk- on Christmas
morning, and that l1ight we gat
ered outr little fImily around the
fire and read it through to them.
The affecting tale entitled -Im
provemen t in Monkey. Wrenches.'
seemed to touch every heart, and
when we came to the climax of
the little story about 'Reversible.
Pie-boards,' there was not a dry
eye between the front door and the
stable. During the reading of the.
piteous narrative entitled the
'Gum Washers for Carriage Axles,'
the whole fitmily gave expression
to boisterous emotion. and the
hired girl was so much excited
that she lost her pr-eee of mind,
and went around to her mother's
inadvertently with six pounds of
sugar and a butter-kettle full of
flour, and came home at midnight
intoxicated. We can never suf
ficiently thank Judge Kelly for
innocent enjoyment thus furnished
us. The memory ol that evening
will linger in our minds very muvii
longer than that hired girl ever
lingers when she lights on a lot
of substance which she thinks will
suit the constitutton of her aged
parent.'
CHANGE IN THE CoURsE OF RAI.N.
-A correspondent writing from
Hawkins Co., Tennessee, states
that locality,
the rains all come from the south
west, conformning to the direction
of the river-s and mountains: but
what little rain has fallen during
the dry season, both last year and
this. has all come ''re clouds
psssing from north to south,
directly across the riv-ers and
mountains. Scientists are asked
to account for this change of
direction. The droughts, during
which the change occurs, are not
owing to the absence of forests, for
the country is heavily tirnibered.
The matrimonial foibles of Lady El
leuborough, who recently died in D)a
mascus. made her life very eventful.
She eloped from her first husband with
Prince Schwarzenberg in 1842. Soon
tiring of the Prince she went to Italy,
and before 1848 contracted six mar
riages. In Athens she married Count
Theodoki. When she had dissolved
the eighth b)ond, and while travelling
froni Beyrout to Damascus, she was
united in the Arab fashion with Sheik
Abdul a camel driver in whose nomad
life she participated for a year. Finally
she built a palace iu Dam::srus and re
mnained there until her death.
Something over a year since, a Mr.
Colyer located at Mateo, some -70
miles north of Key West. and coin
nmenced raising vegetables for market.
He has, with the assistance of two
sons, raised 24,000 head of cabbage,
which has averaged him 1 8 cents per
head. Also suaar cane to the value
of over S750, together with all the ne
cessary vegetables for his family use
We do not '-Despair of the Republic.
An Iowa father with three miarri
ageable daughters, has posted the fol
lowing notice over his bell-pull:
"Wood, S5 a cord; coal, 30 cents a
bushel; gas dear and b id. Parties
staying after 9 o'clock will please set
tle quarterly. N. B.-A reduction
made after engagements, and the full
amount added to the marriage por
tion.
granges of Patrons of husbandry con
tinues. Nearly 1200 granges are now
organized, and the nunmbers are rapid
ly increasing. The memibers are now
in discussion as to what action they
will take in the coining campaign, ar.d
the politicians are auxiously awaiting~
their movements.
Some close observer, comment
ing on the alacr-ity with which
workmen left their labors.at the
stroke of twelve, remarked. 'I
have seen a man who had his pick
in the air knock off and .leave it
there, irather than waste time to
put it down after tw elve struck.'
A Connecticut bridegroomn cr-e
ated quite a sensation at his nup
tials r-ecently, by appear-ing in a
pair of knee-breeches belonging
jto his grandfather, and which
owing to briefuess of the- modern
sock, left sever-al inches- of bare
veal exposed.
John Graham, of Virginia City,
raved because his wife Mary,
hadn't washed his shirt. She
molly-fled him with a rolling-pin,
and he now has no need of shirts
Some one has d'einied opolicy"
Sto "consist in serving God in uc
a maguer aM got to offend Satan."