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"KING BABY."
His sceptre is a rattle,
His throne is mother arms;
He reigns a tiny tyrant,
In al his dimpled charms!
Yet round his royal presence
Our loving hearts entwine:
Dictator of the cradle,
And king by right divine
Whatever be his mandates,
No courtiers dare rebel;
His mother-s chief of the household,
Prime 'ninister as well!
Ia yon perambulator,
His downy car of state,
Etting, rosy monarch,
What triumphs on him wait!
In purple ease and splendor,
%eg long he seeks to rei4s.
A1 fints of nose disjointed
He smiles at with disdain!
Alas! that royal greatness
Shonlde."r be di$owned:
Ifere comes a tiny stra.ger
King Baby is dethroned.
-Froi THE ALDIME for November.
[OFFICIAL.]
The Laws of South Carolina.
Acts aud' Joint Resoutlons -Passed
by thi General Assembly at the
Session of 1S2-13.
AN ACT TO AMEND sECTION 12. CHAP
TER CIII., OF THE GENERAL STAT
UTES OF SOUTH CAROLINA.
Be it enacted by the Senate and
House of Representatives of th.
State of South Carolina, now met
and sitting in General Assembly,
and by the authority of the same:
SECTIoN 1. That sectiOn 12,
chapter CIII., of the general
statutes of South Carolina, be
amended by adding, after the
word "dollars," line fifteen, these
words: "Or. be imnprisoned for a
periodnot less than one month,
nor more than one year, at the
discretion of the courf,."
Approved February 25, A. D.
1873.
AN ACT TO AMEND AN ACT ENTITLED
"AN ACT TO P'ROVIDE FOR THlE
ELECTION OF THE OFFICERS OF THE
INCORPORATED CITIES AND TOWNS
IN THE STATE OF soUTH CAROLINA.
Be it enacted by the Senate and
H o~~ersentatives of tho
St Oarolida, now rhet
an< tiriNinGeneral Assembly,
adby the authority of the same:
That section 3 of an act entitled
"an act to provide for the election
of the officers of the incorporated
citiesaxd towns in the State of
Soi[tGaarolina" be amended on
line'sffur and five as follows:
Strike out "seven" (7) and "five"
(5) and lse,t "six" (6 in, lien
thereof.
Appro ed January 25, A. D.
1873.
AN ACT 'TO REGULATE THE SERVICE
OF PROCESS ISSUING FROM THE SU
PREME COURT.
Be it enacted by The Senate and
Hlons&of Representatives of the
Stagg9edwOsoliaa,now mnet
and sitting in General Assembly,
and by the anthority of the same:
SECTION 1. That the Supreme
Court of this State be, and is here
by, empowered to requ ire the
shieriff" of each and every county
in this State to whom any order
or process issuing from said court
may be directed to serve and
execute the same, and shall have
the sainesiowvei- t'o enforce such
service and execution, and to
punish default therein, as is now
vested in the Circuit Courts in
process issuing therefroin.
Approved February 20, A. D.
S1873.
'AN ACT TO AMEND SECTION 6 OF
CHIAPerER LETI. OF THE GENERAL
STATUTEs.
Be it enacted by the Senate and
House of RepresentativeS of the
State of' South Carolina, now met
and sitting in General Assembly,
and by th~e: authority of thbe same ;
SECTION. 1. That section 6 of
chapter LXII. of the general
Sstat,ates be am-ended so as to read
as follows: "That it shall not be
lawful for any agent of any in
surance compa'ny in the United
States, or any foreign State, not
incorporated by the laws of this
Stat;b, to take risks or transact
any business of insurance in this
State without first obtaining a
license froin the comptroller-gen
eral, which license shall expire on
the thirty-firs t day of March of;
* each year,~ and for every such
license the company or agent
taking out the same shalpay, or
cause to be paid, to the comp
~troller-geneCral the sum of five
t dollars."
p)Approved February 22. A. D).
iis 1873.
tAN ACT TO FIX THE TIME FOR THE
hOLDING OF THE CIRCUIT COURTs
~dIN CERTAIN COUNTIES THEREIN
N 'o ENTIONED.
BeR it enacted by the Senate and
House of Representatives of the
State of South,Carolina, now met
and sitting in General Assembly,
and by the authority of the same:
SECTION 1. That from arid after
the passage of this act the Circuit
Courts in the sixth circuit shall be
neld as follows:
1. The Court of General Ses
sions, at Chester, for the county
of Chester, on the first Monday of
January, and on the third Monday
of March and September; and the
Court of Common Pleas, at Ches
ter, for the county of Chester, on
the first Wednesday after the first
Monday of January, and on the
first Wednesday after the third
Monday in March and September.
2. The Court of General Ses
sions, at Yorkville, for the county
of York, on the second Monday of
January, and on the first Monday
of April and Octobei-; and the
Court of Common Pleas, at York
Ville, for the county of York, on
the first Wednesday after the
second Monday of January, and
on the first Wednesday aftn- the
first Monday of April and October.
3. The Court of General Ses
sions, at Lancaster, for the coun
ty of Lancaster, on the third Mon
day of January. April and Octo
bar: and tge Court of Common
Pleas, at Lancaster, for the coun
ty of Lancaster, on the first Wed
nesday after the third Monday of
January, April and October.
4. The Court of General Ses
sions, at Winnsboro, for the coun
ty of Fairfield, on the fourth Mon
day of January, and on the fir;t
Monday of May and November;
and the Court of Common Picas,
at Winnsboro, for the county of
Fairfield, on the first Wdnesday
after the fourth Monday of Jan
uary, and on the first Wednesd-ay
after the first Monday of May and
November.
SECTIoN 2. In the second circuit,
the Court of General Sessions, at
Aiken, for the county of Aiken,
on the first Monday of January,
May and September; and the
Court of Common Pleas, at Aiken,
for the county of Aiken, on the
first Wednesdaj after the second
Monday of January, May and
Sentember.
S'SECTION 3. In the third circuit,
the Court of General Sessions
shall be held at Kingstree, for the
county of Williamsburg, on the
first Monday after the fourth Mon
day of January, May and October;
and the Court of Common Pleas
shall be held at Kingstree, for the
county of Williamsburg, on the
first Wednesday after the first
Monday after the fourth Monday
of January, May and October.
The Court of General Sessions,
at Conwayboro, for the county of
Horry, on the first Monday after
the furth Monday of Febr-uary,
Juno and October; and the Cour-t
of Common Pleas, at Con way boro,
for the couinty of Hlorry, on the
first Wednesday after the fourth
Monday of Febr-uary, June and
October.
SECTION 4. The Circuit Courts
in the seventh circuit shall be held
as follows:
1. The Court of General Ses
sions, at Newberry, for the coun
ty of New berry, on the third Mon
day of January, May and Novem
ber; and the Court ot Common
Pleas, at Ne wberry, for thre coun
ty of Newberry, on the first Wed
nesday after the third Monday of
January, May and November.
2. The Court of General Ses
sions, at Laur-ensville, for the
county of Laurens, on the third
Monday of February ana June,
and the first Monday after the
fourth Monday in Novem-ber; and
the Court of Common Pleas, at
Laurensville, for the county of
Laurens, on the first Wednesday
after the third Monday of Feb.
ruary and June, and onr the first
Wednesday after thre fourth Mon
lay in November.
. The Court of General Ses
sions, at UTnionville, for the coun
ty of Union, on the third Monday
of March, June and September;
and the Court of Common Pleas,
at Unionville, for the county of
Unin, on the first Wednesday
after the third Monday of March,
June and September.
4. The Conrt of General Ses
sions, at Spartanburg, for the
county of Spartanburg, on the
first Monday after the fourth
Monday in Mar-ch and July, and
on the thrir-d Monday in October;
and the Court of Common Pleas,
at Spartanburg, for the county of
Spar-tanburg, on the first Wednes
day after the fir-st Monday after
the fourth Monday in March and
Ju-, and on the first Wednesday
after the third ~Monday in Octo
SECTION 5. That all writs, sum
mons, recognizances and other
processes, of whatever kind, re
turnable to the Courts of General
Sessins and Common Pleas, in
the counties above named, be, and
the same are hereby, made re
turnable to the courts held in pur
suance of the provisions of this
act, in the same manner as if they
had been issued or taken in refer
nce thereto...
vEcInd 6.hTb. all acts or parts
of acts inconsist.ent with th;s act
or repugnant thereto be, .id the
same are hereby, repealku.
OFFICE SECRETARY OF STATE,
Columbia, S. C.. February 4, '73 )
The foregoing act having been
presented to the Governor of this
State for his approval, and not
havina been returned by him to
th:a, branch of the General As
sembly in which it originated
within the time prescribed by the
constitution, has become a law
without his approval.
II. E. HAYNE,
Secretary of State.
AN ACT TO EMPOWER TH-: SUPREME
COURT TO FRLA.\E ISSUES AND
DIRECT TiE SAME To BE TRIED IN
TIlE P1RCUiT COURT. AN) TO ORDER
REFREENS IN CERTAIN CASES.
Be it enacted by the Senate and
House of Representatives of the
State of South Carolina, now met
and sitting in General Assenbly,
and by the authority of the same:
SECTIoN 1. That whenever, in
the course of any suit, action ori
proceeding in the Supreme Court,
arising in the exercise of the orig
inal jurisdiction conferred upon
the court by the constitutioa and
laws of the State, an issue of fact
shall arise upon the pleadings, or
whenever an issue of fact shall
arise upon a traverse to a return
in maadamoas, prohibition or cer*i
orari, or wienever the determina
tion of any question of fact shall
be necessarv to the full exercise
i of the iurisdiction conferred on
the Supreme Court, the said court
shall have power to frame an issue
Ihercin and certify the same to
ihe Circuit Court for the county
- Vherein the cauze shall have
i origmnated ; or, in case of original
jurisdiction, to the Circuit Court
of the county in which the cause
of action shall have arisen.
SECTION 2. That, upon receiving
the certificate of such issue, framed
from the Supreme Court, the said
Circuit Court shall forth with cause
the same to be placed at the head
of the appropriate calendar or
'docket of said court, and proceed
to try and determine the said
issue in its due order, and shall
certify the determination thereof
to the Supreme Court immediately
after the trial thereof, avd, when
required, shall settle and sign
a case, or a case containing ex
ceptions, according to the prac
tice in other causes tried in the
Circuit Court.
SECTION 3. That the Supreme
Court shall also have the same
powers for the appointment of
referees to take testimony and re
port thereon, under such instruc
tions as may be prescribed by the
said court in any causes arising in
the Supreme Court wherein issues
of fact shall arise, as are now
possessed by the Circuit Court of
the State.
Approved January 25, A. D.
1873.
ExAMPLE.-That hatchet story,
in which Washington and a cherry
tree figured so largely, is doing
no good, and it ought to be sup
pressed by all means. A little
boy out West, inspired by the eN
ample of virtue rewarded to be
found in that popular anecdote,
procured a hatchet and went
about chopping fence rails, garden
gates, pigs' backs and horses' legs,
with a perseverance that showed
howv deeply the lesson had sunk
Iinto his soul, and with a fervor
that had something of love in it.
One day be chopped the tires out
of a wheel belonging to his father's
carriage, and when the old gen
teman came home and saw the.
Iruin that had been made, he grew
angry, and demanded who had
accomplished it. Young hopeful,
bursting with a desire to tell the
truth, told his father that lhe had
done it with his little hatchet;
whereupon the irate parent, who
ad probably not read the story
in question, instead of saying:
"Come to my arms; 1 had rather
lose twventy carriage wheels than
have a son of mine tell a lie,"
caught him by the collar and
t-ounced him soundly. The re
sut was, that as soon as the boy
was released he made an attack
on his father's legs with his
hatchet, and the latter is in the!
hospital, and the former is in jail.
[Boston Globe.
The reauryDepartment has corn
meced paying the cotton claims filed
under the Act of May 18. 1872. Over:
1,260 claims have been presented, cov
ering over 816,900.000. More than
one-af of them will be rejected on
account of insufficient proof. About
815,000,000 of the cotton fund now
remains in the Treasury. The claims
being paid are for cotton seized by the
Governmeut agents after the 30th of
June, 1865. 'The Act of May 18,
1872, provided that all these claims
should be filed within six mouths, and
1therefor expired on the 18th of Nov
ember. Quite a large number of
claims have been filed since the expira
tion of the law,, and they must be
thrown out, as all efforts to have Con
m.es end the time failed.
A IEDICAL AUTHOXITY ON
CEREBRO-SPINAL 31ENIN
GITIS.
Rejoining to astatistical state
ment. in the St Louis(Mo.) Globe,tO
the effect that thirty-nine cases of
(erebro-spinal meuingitis had ter
minated fitally in St Louis during
tle past week, Dr. D. P Moore; of
that city, gives a description of
the sylmptoms and behavior of the
epidemic, which is the clearest
that has yet appeared in print.
Savs Dr. Moore :
"About the causes of this dis
ase, little or nothing is known.
But this, hal)lily, is Inot true in
regard to its location and symp
toMs. It is to be regretted that
there is such diversity of opinion
n regard to its cure. My own ex
perience salisfies me that., as be
,Vecun varying schools of h1omewo
pathic practicO,; the strict ob<erv
i. ce of the Ifahlnemannic rule is
he on.ly successful, and very sue
.essful course. Each case of this
isease being distinctly individual,
p)resenting forms and shades as
various as the human ftce,form or
isposition, each one requires
litrerent remedies, and ior that
-easor it is impracticable here to
ay down a rule.
"The first epidemic visitation of
his disease occurred in 1806, when
t gradually spread through New
I-nigland, Canada, New York and
[ennsylvaia from 1807 to 1812.
[t was again epidemic in a num
>r of' the States between 1840
md 1850, and again in 1853 and
858.
"But in 1862 and 1863. during
.he war, it was more widely pre.
ealent. Since then it has never
dtogether disappeared from the
:ontrv. In New York and
Brookiyn, at the beginning of
1872. a considerable number of fa
al cases was reported; but it was
pidemic that has of late years a'.
racted the special attention of
)hysicians. These epidemie visi.
ations are occasionally confined
vithin very narrow georaphioal
iits ; while at other tinas, as
vas the case in France between
837 and 1842: they spread suc
essively over extensive regions.
"Their occurrence would appear
o be altogether independent of
ny morbific agency referable to
)eculiarities of climate, season or
ocalities. According to Mr. Rol.
et, who described the disease'as it
)ecurred at Nancy, it presents it
;elf under two forms ; in one there
s no sign of lesion of the nervous
:entrcs .themselves; no affection of
;ensation or motion, though there
ire all the symptoms of inflam
nation of' the menmbranes ; at first
-igors, then malaise, a dinuing in
he ears, vertigo,violent pain in the
ead and along the vertigo column,
igitation, restlessness, slight de
irium and somuetimecs moderate fe
er. In the second form there is
itfection of the [intellectual facul
es. also of the functions of sensa
.ion and motion, with more or less
omplte abolition of the senses.
[n this latter form the appearances
.pon dissections were vaseularity
>f the cer'ebral membrane. The
erebrum was slightly punctured,
but not softened. The cerebellum
was sof tened. Beneath the spinal
membrane there was purulent
natter, the same as beneath the
erebral. The substance of the
spinal cord appeared healthy.
"The*lesions here descr'ibed ex
ietly correspond with those de
cribed by physicians who studied
the disease as it prevailed at Ver
ailles,Avignon and Strasburg. Ac
ording to Dr. Mayne's interest
ng account of the disease as it oc
ured in Ireland during the year
1846, the 'serous membrane cover
ng the brain and spinal marrow
ws invariably found to be the
seat of extensive inflammation.
"The first symptoms are very
formidable, and the attack is very
sudden. In a large number of
ases, the patient is in ordinary
ealth up to the very moment of
seizure, experiencing no premoni
tory symtomns to warn him of dan
er, tie disease all at once declar
ing itself. Very generally, how
eve, the attack is preceded by
more or less pain in the head,
especially in the forehead, tem
pes or occiput. The pain is
usually constant, but sometimes
remittent, or even intermittent.
Pain is sometimes experienced
in the back of the neck and a
long the course of the spine, with
n, se~nse of soreness in the limbs
atnd joints.
"In some cases the attack is pre.
eded by giddiness with or without
lioness of vision. Occasionally
the attack begins with an ague,
scceeded by a slightly increased
heat of the surface, and pain, ex
tending from between the shonl
:lers to the occiput,with stiffness of
the posterior cervicai muscles. In
:>ther cases the patient may ex
hibit pallor of countenance, cold
ness of the exti:emities, low moan
ing or muttering delirium, quickly
5nceedrl by a restlessness. finsh.
inz of the face, frequent pulse, a
wild expression of the eyes, and
hot dry skin. In other cases the
disease may be ushered in by las
situde and uneasiness, consider
able prostration, and a dull heavy
pain in the head, with vertigo ;
eyes languid and half closed, arti
culation laborious and indistinct.
Occasionally the patient is sudden
ly attacked with deep coma, or
with more or less stupor, extreme
debility, giddiness, dimness of
sight or double vision. Or the at
tack may commniene with severe
pain in the abdomen, immediately
succeeded by nausea, and perhaps
vomILg.
IIn violent attacks of this kind
the extremities become cold and
of a bluish color, and the pulse re
duced to a mere thread.
"Whatever may be the initia
tory symptoms, they aro replaced,
sooner or later, by a state of vio
lent agitation, followed by stupor,
with a slow, full pulse, and dilated
an1d inmovable pupils. When in
this condition, totucbing auy por
tion of the body will sometimes
pause a short plaintive cry ; at
others, the patient utters acute,
cries and carries his hand f.re
quently to the head. Delirium is
very commonly present from an
early period of the attack.
"in the niajority of cases there
is more or less intolerance of light
and sound. In some complete
blindness of one or both eyes. In
sonie cases there is partial or com
plete deafness. An exalted sensi
bility of the surface of the body is
very generally present. The pa
tient winces upon the slightest
touch, even of the bed clothing.
Diminished sensibility and con
firmed stupor are always indica
tions of imminent d-tnger. Some
times the respiration is irregular
and difficult. There is often in
satiable thirst, with great tender
ness upon pressure. The most
striking symptom of cerebro-spi
nal meningitis is that presented by
the muscular ystnm. The mus
cles of the neck ieconie rigidly
contracted, drawing the head back
and firmly fixing it in that posi
tion. Rigiditv is very common in
the muscles of the extremities ; in
some epidemics the muscles of the
whole spine from the occiput to
the sacru m, being so violently con
tracted as to force the spine back
wards."
Moos.-The spirit of man goes
up and down as does mercury in
a the:-mometer, but unlike mer
cury, which always stand at one
point until the atmosphere chan
ges, the spirit of man rises and
falls in the same temperature Of
surroundings.
To-day, ever ything is lovely,
hope quickens e eye to discover
possibilities for good fortune, and
the blood dances to a song of joy
amid healthfulness. Yesterday ze
ro was warm compared with the
state of the same mentality in the
same circumstances of good and
evil. Nothing changed but the
mani.
A mercurial character does not
make a desirable companion a
round the domestic fireside. There
is too much uncertainity about
his state of mind. An even tem
per-, and one sustained by- for-ti
tude is necessary te under-go with
quietness of spirit, all the tr-ials of
-'Home, Sweet Home."
Make home as harmonious as
paiadise ; cheerful as the noonday
sun ; peaceful as moonlight on a
lake ; yet thme bread will somec
times be heavy, sour or brown ;
the potatoes will rot, the vinegar
barrel leak, the coal give out, and
a thousand and one little cares
present themselves ever-y week
which flurry people if they allow
Regular diet is a good p)reven
tive for depressed spir-its. To the
lovesick young man or woman,
such a preventive is too vulgar to
contemplate, but it is a good one
nevertheless.-Elmn Orlouz.
A BEAUTIFUL RETROSPECT.
When the summer day of youth is
slowly wasting away into the night
fall of age, and the shadows of' the
past year grow deeper and deeper
as life wears to a close,it is pleasant
to look back through the vistas of
time upon the joys and sorrows of
early years. If we haveca home
to shelter, or hearts to rejoice with
us, and friends who have been
gathering around our fireside, then
the r-ough places of our wayfaring
will be wor-n and smoothed away
in the twilight of hife, while the
bright sunny spots we have pass
ed through will grow brighterand
more beautiful. Happy indeed,
are those whose intercourse with
the world has not changed the
course of their holier feeling, or
broken those mrusical choirds of the
eart whose vibrations are so
melodious, so tender and so touch
ing in the evening of age.
The difference between Mother
Eve and Father Hyacinthe's wife
is that while the former was
tempted with an apple, Mrs. H.
as ladr away by a nere.
SIMMS' DOG.
BY MAX ADELER.
We did not want to take Simms'
dog home for him ; but Simms in
sisted upon it. He wanted to go
somewhere to meet a man and so
he placed one end of the chain in
our hand, and left befbre we had
time to remonstate. So as it was
absolutely necessary to do sonic
thing with the dog, we concluded
that it would be better to do as
Simms suggested, and take him
home. He was a large dog, and
his temper was not of an angelic
sweetness. When we started
home with him, he seemed disin
clined to go. He appeared to en
tertain a preference for lying
down and thinking-probably a
bout the succulence and juiciness
of the bites he had taken out of
human leg. during his career.
When we pilled at the chair he
Lrowled. When we whistled he
ose and sho.k up the hair on his
spine and showed his teeth. When
we attempted to drag him along
by force he flew at our legs and at
tempted to help himself to a mouh
ful, so that he could in future have
nother cheerful recollection upon
which to muse and ponder. We
lodged and seized a cane, one end
)f which was inserted in his col
ar, so that he could be kept at a
respectable distance. Then he
was suddenly seized with an in
ense yearning to reach Simms'
ouse at once, and he startod with
ijump. For three orfour han
Ired yards the procession went on
moothly enough ; but we should,
?erhaps, have gone more rapidly
owards Simms' if the dog had not
)een possessed of an irresistible
lesirc to be sociable with every
)ther dog that came within a
square of him.
Once Simms' dogr obtained too
nuch sociability. '..here was a big
er dog,whichseemed more anxious
to commune with Simms' dog than
he latter with him. The briefinter
view ended with a fight. We
were so much inteiested that when
hostilities began we climbed im
petuously over a fence, in order,
ts it were, to obtain a better stand
point from which to view the con
diet. We watched the fray from
the other side, while we passed the
hain between the panels and en
leavored to soothe the excited
passions of the parties. Simms'
Jog, we regret to say, whipped.
Then we concluded to vary the ex.
reises a little by starting for home
again. But the blood of Simms'
og was up. As soon as we began
to cross the fence he made such a
savage demonstration at us that
we thought it would be a suicide
to get down among him. We had
determined to remain where we
were. But Simms' animal was
anmlatedl by aggressive zeal. If
we would not go to him he would
go to us. So lie began to crawl
through the fence at the panel
through which his chain went.
Just as he completed the task we
adjourned with singular prompt
ness to the other side. Simmis'
dog looked surprised and greived,
but he emitted a savage growl
and began to crawl back again. It
seemed then as if considerations of
a strictly personal, but very ur
gent nature reurdthat we
should return to the previous side
of the fence; and when we did,
Simmus' dog seemed to regard it as
a sacred duty to climb back at
once. We like a dog to have per
severance and determnination, and
SimmS' dog had. As these gym
nastics were fast becoming mono
tonous, we concluded to vary
them; so we let the dog go and
repaired to a neighboring tree. As
soon as the dog arrived he gazed
upward for a wvhile and drank in
the scene. Then he seemed satis
fied, and lay down at the foot of
the tree to wait till we descended.
He stayed there four hours and so
did we. We couldn't desert such
a faithful dog as that. At the end
of that time Simms hove in sight,
and standing there beneath the
outspreading branches of that no
ble old monarch of the forest,turned
his face upward and abused us
scurrilously for not bringing home
his dog, as we had promised to do,
intimating at the same time his
belief that we cherished an inten
tion to steal the brute. We should
have dropped on Simms' head and
crushed him to the earth, if his
dog hadn't been there. As it was,
we overlooked the insult, and he
went home with his menagerie.
The next time we have a dog to
take home we shall kill him be
fore we start.
An elderly lady who was hand
ling a set of false teeth in a dental
office, and admiring the fluency
with which the doctor described
them, asked him, "can a body eat
with these things?" "My dear
madame, mastication can be per.
formed with a facility scarcely
equal to nature itself," responded
the doctor' "Yes, I know, but
can a body eat with them?"
A little girl being asked what
dust was, replied that it was "mud
wih the jicin squeezed out."
T.ere is a doctor in this city
who b1:1-' a Speaking-tiube leading
from the main eltrance- of hi-4
buiiin to his ottice, which is up
just a e%%w flights. For several
day:s past, a Nat , young wag
named Svartz has amused him.
self by Calling for the (otor
thog I hipe,and( theCn proane
iy orderk,i:ngr hii to Set out ;1n UJ
exCJ:? Tin to Tartaous. o soe
time this Iun was t"ken in A
part until the fine humor of the
joke no longer became apparent.
Accordingly one afternoon, the dis
ciple of Esculapitus provided him
self with a tea-kettle of water,
heated to obont 210 degrees Fati
renheit. and w.ited -IongFide the
pipe. P'rett) oon the old, fa i!l
iar SOLUI cam10 up tlro-ugh-l the
pipe, "Say. Doe., how's Tricks ?"
"Tricks is better now-I guess
he'll get well," responded the
doctor, rushing out after the tea
kettle.
"What's been the matter with
him!"
"ie's got burnt."
"How ?"
"I'll tell you in a minute."
-Oh, you to go-."
The docter had inished his last
sentence and then let a quart of
scalding water down the pipe.
Swartz had his mouth over it, and
when the water struck it he was
somewhat surprised. Water was
apt to surprise him. but hot water
wai an unexpected novelty.
The man above poured in the
water for about a minute and then
looked out of the window. The
smarL young iman was rettinr a
long 'on the sidewalk at a pretty
lively gait, having evidently just
got up from a sitting posture. le
was trying to yell "police," but
couldn't articulate with much sui-1
cess. About half an hour after.
ward he found himself ahle to
speak, and enquired : "Did that
boiler explosion hurt anybody."
(San Francisco Chronicle.
iLvrcu.31.umI.-Sinlgular as it
may seem, the system of match
making and marriage by adver
tiseinent has become an earnest
reality in London, and is so admit
ted by the respectable press of
that city. The advertising is done
mainly through the columns of a
weekly newspaper called the Mat
rimonial News, which is sold on
the street by the news boys, and
meets with rapid sales. The Pall
Mall Gazette thus speaks of this
new branch ofjournaiism : "The
editor of that journal is the match
maker of the nineteenth century,
and his paper appears to be estab
lished on principles of the most
business like description. In every
number the reader may review
some three hundred and fifty can- i
didates for marriage, and for one
shilling an advertiser may describe
his or her attractions, provided
the same be done in less than for
ty words. Questions of difficulty
or delicacy referring to courtship
are answered gratuitously in these
columns, privately for twelve
stamps, personally for five shil
ling ;a fee of five shillings is also
required one mouth after any
marriage is brought about by this
machinery. We are assured that
the business is bona fide, that con
fidence and secrecy are strictly
observed, and, if we are to believe
the editor, hundreds of marriages
have resulted from his labors."
IsTAKEN PUILANTIROY.--I
The turnkey of the p)rison in a
Swiss canton entered the cell of a;
prisoner con fined there for a misde
meanor, to take him a jug of wa
ter. The prisoner darted out and
locked the door on his keeper. In
the passage he met the turnkey's
wife whom he for-ced into another
cell, and then had lhe been a man of
purely selfish inst incts, he would
have secured safety by speedy
flight. But with an excess of gene
rosity he determined to liberate the
other prisoners, and, unlocking
their cells in turn, offered them
their freedom.
But the prisoners whose sen
tences had nearly expired, object
ed to commit a .new offence in or-'
der to escape the few days of
punishment remaining. Far, there
fore, from accepting the proffered
boon, they set up)on their gene
rous friend, bound him, and releas
ed the turnkey with his wife. The
philanthropist now occupies his
cell, no doubt reflecting in the bit
terness of his heart upon the in
gratitude of man. The depths of
moral cynicism which a young ar
dent nature is likely to reach after
such an experience as this, will
probably prevent any repetition of
his blunder under similar circum
stances in future.
An Indiana woman threw a
burglar down stairs and broke his
neck, under the impression that it
was her husband.
To make a good broil-leave a
letter from one of your sweet
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THE NARROW GUAGE RAIL
ROAD.
We copy the followin,g interesting
article from the Yorkville Enquorer.
Taken in connection with the contem
plated Newberry and Chester railroad,
it is inportant :
On last Saturday. at Chester. the
Chester and Lenoir Narrow Cauge
Railroad Company was organized y
the eletioii of a Prsideint and dirm
tors. A. 11 Davega. of Chester. was
elVVted President. A meeting is call
ed on the 7th of May. at Hickory Tav
ern, N. C., of the stockholders of the
Carolina N:rrow Gaue Railroad. and
of the Ciester and Lenoir N rw
Gau.e IVa:lroad. Tihe object of the.s
etnetigs .-; to onlidat2 the two
ro.-ds.
These :wo roads, whn constructed
will b. - ->linealculable valuite to the
whole of upper South aruolna and
western North Carolina. To York and
Chester Counties they will afford
facilities never before enjoyed. By
reference to the map. it will be seen
that the projected roads will cross the
Richmond "nd Atlanta Airline Rail
road. the Wili:.ingtou, Charlutte and
Rlutherford Railrad, and the West
rn Extension of the North Carolina
Rllilroad. By the Richmond and At
lanta lailroad we will be put in dirtect
Commnnication with Spartanburg and
Greenville, in this State. and with At
lanta. Georgia. on the west. and with
Charlotte, N. C., on the east. By
eans of the Wiluington. (harlutte
and Rutherford Railroad. we will be
brought in close communication with
Shelby, Rutherford, Charlotte :md
Wilmington.
The Western Extensioa of the
North Carolina Railroad will inable
us to counulicate speedily with Salis
bury on the east. and Morgantoz,
Asheville and East Tenne,ssee. Ql the
West. This road seems to be the
very thing that both South Carlina
ad Western North Carolina need.
South Carolina noe- 1 mi, ::nd that
portion of North (':i*lo:a through
which this road passo. as wAl :as that
part ot fcncessee which li--s near its
terminus, needs a market for its gramin.
The facilities of i,eetingc theseC Wants
will be supplied to both sections byv
this road. It is eaoy to see :Gat it
will infuse new life it h'ath, sections
of the count ry.
Fully imnpressed with the great
inportance of this projected ro!d. thte
-ompany is determined to build it as
speedily aspossible. The Carolina
Narrow Gautze and the Chester and
Lenoir Nar. w (auge Railroads will,
in all probability. be consolidated as
sooni as the law will allow them. and
the work of construct ion be iuunediate
ly commenced. The people of C hester
county, on the 2:hd instant, will vote
on the quest ion Cf a county subscrip
tion of one hundred thousand dollars.
This motto looks like business. In
fact, the motto of the company is busi
ness-not talk. It intends to build the
road, and that as soon as the nature of
the case will admit.
A RloM.Nes.- A correspondent,
writing from Charleston, W. Va.,
to the .New York World says: Sa
rah J. Wniemniller, a girl of about
seventeen summers, who was con
vited of and sent to the peniten
tiary for burning a small log church
in one 'of the smaller counties of
the State, having been pardoned
by Govern or Jacobs, was released
lst Friday. The manner in which
the girl got into the peniten
tiary is peculiar ! She was enam
ored of a young man who unfor
tunately was charged wvith steal
ing a horse, and was put in jail
to await trial therefor. With a
confidence in the charge against
her inam.orata and a devotion to
him that were remarkabl. she pro
ceeded to commit the act for whbich
she was sent up, that she might
be with him in the penitentiary.
But alas ! the man was acquitted
last fall when his trial came off,
and he has been ever since, up to
the time of the pardon, been en
gaged in securing his faithful
though rash sweetheart' s release.
The facts of this notable ro
mance are set forth in the peti
tion. The happy results may bo
imagined.
1NsTRUCTIoN To CoUNTY ScIooOL
Coonss10N ERs.-In forwarding the
statements to the several Connty School
Comissioners of the apportionment
of the appropriation for school pur
poses. J. K. Jillson. State Superin
tendent of Education, has issued the
following circular. viz :
"DEAR SIR: There has already
~en forwarded toi y ou. from this of
flee, a statement showing your Coun
ty's portion of the State appropriation
of $300,000 for the support and main
tenance of free common scbools for the
fiscal year ending October 31, 1873.
You will apportion the same amorg
the several school districts of your
County, in proportion to the number
of children between six and sixteen
years of agre, inclusive. See Section
> of 'An Act concerning school funds.'
approved February 20, 1873, and Sec
tion 6 of -An Act to make appropria
tions and raise supplies for the fiscal
year commencing November 1. 1873,'
Do not allow the current school ex
penses of any school district under
your supervision to exceed the school
revenue of said school district for the
crrent fsal year."