The Newberry herald. (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, October 18, 1871, Image 1
THEHERALD
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EVERY WEDNESDAY MOIRNING,
t Newberry C. H.
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scperptine.
GEORGE JOHNSTONE,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
NEWBERRY, S. C.
OFFICE ON LAW RANGE.
July 19, 29"m.
S. FURMAN,
ATTORNEY AT LAW
AND
TRIAL JUSTICE.
OFFICE ON LAW RANGE.
May 3, 18-1y.
GRAESER & HARMON,
CHARLESTON, S. C.
THE Undersignred have formed a Go
partnership for the trainsaction of a COT
TON FACTORAGE AND GENERAL COM
MISSION BUSINESS. They tender their
services to their friends and the public, and
shall be pleased to receive a call from them
at their office on BROWN & CO.'s WHARF.
CLARENCE A. GRAESER.
THOMAS F. HARMON.
Sept. 6, 36-3m.
WM. J LAKE,
Insurance Agent,
NEWBERRY, S. C.
AGENT FOR THE
;Piedmont & Arlington Life
Insurance Company.
Assets over : : : : $2,000,000
Annual Income : - : 1.300.000
Insures against death fron all causes.
W-1. J. LAKE,
Newberry, S. C.
iFeb. 22, S-tf.
10RMIN& SCRU[IPERT
ATTORNEYS IT LAW,
NEWBERRY, S. C.
--:o:
The undersigned. have formed a
Co-partnership in the practice of the
Law. and can be found at their office
in the buildi e of the .-Newberry
Bank"' front Am, up stairs.
THOMAS S. MOORMAN,
OSBORNE L. SGIICMPERT.
Feb. 22, S-tf.
DR. H. BAER,
WIHOLESALE ANI) RETAIL
DRUGGIST,
NO. 131 MEETING STREET,
CHARLESTON, S. C.
May 3, 18-tf.
R. A. PRINCLE,
COTTON SELLER AND
PRODUCE BROKER,
Central Wharr, Charleston, S. C.
REERNCES:
Charleston-Hon . .L L.ownde,. Pres't Bank
sak of Charleston. Robert Adger. E-.q. It. C.
Presley, E. . Newberry-RQbert L.3McCaugh
uin. Pres't s at. Bank, Newberry. -
Consignments of Cotton respectfully solicited .
Prompt attention given to sales. Aug. 30.3 .-3m.
C. R. HOLMES,
COTTON FACTOR
AND)
COMMISSION M E R CIAN T,I
ACCOMMODATION WIlARtF.
CHTA RL i:STO N. S. C.
Aug. 23, 34--3m.
Kinsman & Howell,
Pactors and Commission
Merch ants.
Liberal Advances made or
Uoz'ton and Naval Stores
Charleston, S. C.
Sept. 6, 36-4mos.
C. 0. EBERHARDT,
MERCHANT TAJIR,
31AIN STREr,
COLUMBIA, S. C.
Invites the attentiol of the ei:izens of New
berry, and up-country renRerally, to exam
ine his stoc.k of Piece Goods for Suits, whieb
consists of a handsome and large assort
mnent of the finest Cassi:neres, Clo:hs and
Testings ever ofl'ered in the city of Columi
bia.
Suits made on short notice, fits guaran.
teed and prices reasonable.
Orders solicited.
Sep. 27, 39-- m.
DR E. C. JONES,
SURGEON DENTIST,
NEWBERRY, S. C.
Rooms over Mr. Mower's store, and in
front of Herald ottice.
1 take pleasure in informing my friends
and the public generally, that may dental
rooms are now open, and that I am pre
pared to execute all work in my proIessor.
in the most approved manner.
I am determined to devote my entire
.;e and energy to av rnrofcesio:
MRS. A. SILL,
Formerly of Columbia,
Fashionable Dress Maker,
Respectfully informs the ladies of New
berry, and the surroinding country, that
.he is located in the house immediately op
posite the residence of 1r. M Foot, where
.he will be happy to receive all orders in
her line.
Dresses cut and made in latest styles, and
any kind of sewing, all promptly atteL,ded
to.
She hopes by strict attention to business
to merit a share of the patronage of the le
lies of Newberry. 'Oct. 4, 40-1m.
W. GRAHAM. 0. N. BUTLER.
GRAHAM & BUTLER,
COTTON FACTORS
AND
CO3D1iISSION JIERCHIANTS,
OFFICE No. 6 .l'INTOSlI STREET.
AUGUSTA, GEORGIA.
Will give their strict attention to the Sto
age and Sale of Cotton and other produce on
ommission.
Will furnish Dlanters with Groceries. Bag
ting, Ties, &c., at market rates, and will make
:be usual advances on Produce consigned.
Oct. 4, 40-2m.
. R. THOMPSON, D. D. S.
Graduate of the Pennsylvania College of
Dental Surgery.)
Office over McFall & Pool's Store.
My patients receive the benefit of all the
atest improvements in the profession.
Special attention given to correcti,n of Ir
egularities in Chifdren's Teeth.
The patronage of the pubhc is respectfally
olicited. Terms very moderate.
Sep. 27, 39-tf.
C. F. JACKSON'S
LARGE, BEAUTIFU AND CiEAP
;TOCK ol SPRING and SUMMER
DRY GOODS.,
ALSO,
\re now readv FOR SALE. And all CUS
1OMERS will be SURE OF BARGAINS as
he Stock will be sold at
VERY SMALL PROFITS.
O NUMBT'G.
C. F JACKSON,
Main Street, COLUMBIA, S. C.
Apr. 5, 14-tf.
PAT. H. DUCKETT,
UL N B LOCKSMIT11,
CAN be found at Carolina Manufacturing
ompany's Tin and Stove Shop, with a cou
pete stock of
GUNS, PISTOLS & MATERIAL
n his line, and will REPAIR Guns, Pis
ols, al! kivds of Locks, Unibrell bs, Para
ol, Castors, &c.
By doing good work at moderate prices,
nd being punctual to my business, I hope
o receive a liberal patronage.
PAT. 11L DUCKETT.
Mar. 1, Q-t f. __ ___
HE[RY FMA[
. P. PIFEE, Mi. A., : : : Principall
Iiss FANNIE LEAVELL, : : Assistant.
Prof. F. WERBEE, : : usical Dept.
This School will resume its exercises on
the 1st Septembere next.
S. 1P. B' ItZEll, Esq., Sec. B'd.
COLA. S. FAIR, P'res't.
Aug. 30,^,5-tf.
Due West Female College.
THIRTEENTII year' will open Oct. 2d,
td close mtiddle of next Jely.
Past prosperity mnost encouragingz. Lo
catiou pleasant and healthy. Faculty full
and complete. Eight teachers. Course of
instruction thorough. Government, that
ofa well ordered famiy.
Expenses for the year, (2 sessions, 40
eeks), for board, (including~ fuel and wash
ng,) and tuition in all literary studies, in
ludig Latin..................814.50
French, Music, Drawing, rainting, &c.,
st very reasonable rates.
For'Catalogue address the President,
J. I. BONNE R,
Due West, A bbeville Co., S. C.
Sep. 6, 36--2mi.
PAUL 3. LALANE. B. P. LABOUSSELIEEE.
PAUL B. LALANE & CO.,
AUC TION,
G-eneral Commission
AND
WHOLESALE GROC.ERS,
171 EAST BAY,
CIIARLESTON. S. C.
C)NSIGN1ENTS SOLICITED.
REE:r:3eEs.-3etars. Itart & Co.. 31eLny &
Rtice. 1esrs. W'eaguer & 31onsee-. 3Mr. J. ('om'.
atioal Btank. 3lay 3,1S-Cmn.
NEWBERRY HOTEL
T1H1IS eligible con nnodious and w.el' fur.
ished HOUSE, recently kept by Mr. Jor
an P. P'ool, is now under the management
f Mr. 5. B3. Calcutt, who wi'l spare neither
ie nor means to make it a tirst class Ho
:el. Terms moderate.
Free Delivery.
All goods SOLD BY US will be delivered
ree of~Drayage to any one in Town, or any
me in 2 miles of the Court House, and at
he Depot. Also to any one at Ilelena ;
and we guarantee to sell gos as ceaep as
any other house.
LOVELACE & WUEELE.
STARTLING NARRATIVE'1 ac
OF REAL LIFE. hi
ch
BY ANNIE ROBERTS. w;
1do
I was on a visit to Columbus,'..,
Mississippi. I had four or five TI
friends there, schoolmates of minc; Sb
for in those days we Soutborners le,
used to form parties, and a num- It
ber of us leave our homes. and go bo
together to the far North to be
educated. A great mistake I have sC
since thought ; fur I have had oe
rasion often to regret not having he
received irstructiou in my own mi
State. of
A t the time of which I write, I to
was at The house of my most inti
Inate friend, Sue Long. co
Sh was lovely in di:;position, ro
not remarkably beautiful: but I T1
never saw any one with so sweet a
Lhce. fel
11er skin was purely white. and of
ber eyes a dark gray that many so
mistook for black, because of ihe eri
ong dark lashes veiling them.
She had always a beautiful color wi
inO looked healthy yet, I don't,
:now why, she never seemed wi
trong to me.
At school, I have seen her treni- an
)le and grow pale at little inci- ou
ients that scarcely affected me.
rhat very nervous weakness, so sai
)pposed to my strength of nerve,
m1deared her to me, and I came to Le
vatch over her as if she were a
ounger sister. re
I had been spending the winter in.
,vith her, and it had been such a fat
Jappy one. IP
One evening she came into my up
,om just as I ivas getting ready an
or a party ; she held a note in
3er hand, and her face was so
hastly that I thought she was ed
I1. She seemed perfectly unnerved, T i
ind without a word dropped in a an
hair, near the bureau, where I
vas standing. on
"Sue, what is the matter ?" I on
aid at last. sh
She put her hands to her face,
and wept aloud; but calming her- be
self, she sobbed: m:
"Oh, Lucy, poor Lilly is dead !" Lc
I uttered an exclamation of hor-.
ror. "It can't be ! It can't be! in,
We only saw her this morning, .
rnd she was perfectly well." st:
"Yes, but a few minutes after fb
ve left she was taken ill, and died fri
1bout an hour ago. Read the m<
note."
I took it and read a short state. Cc
menit of what she had told me. is
We %Nept together; forLilly was inl
ur schoolmate and dear friend. eri
She was the only daughter of
>ne of the wealthiest men in Co
lumbus; her disposition so kind Cl
Lnd amiable, that she was petted w
ind caressed by all. do
I had never lost a friend befure, hai
nor had Sue ; and we felt this be- th
reavement most terribly. M
I put off my party dress withI lef
the saddest heart I had ever know n. wC
and later in the evening we went ml
around to the house of mourning. w~
She had been laid out in the se:
parlor, and there we went to look sa
at her. mg
Two evenings before, we had wi
danced on the spot where the still o
orm of the dlead now lay. sti
"Sweet fiower! cut off while you ot
yet budded new !" s
She was the m st life-like corpse wv
I have ever seen. A smile rested w
on her countenance and her skin th
still retained a slight roseate hue. wV:
We sat up with he'- several se
nights. On Friday she was to be of
buried ; but her father's grief was n
so heart-renmding, and she still re- g.
mained so life-like, that at his ci:
earnest request she was kept so'me th
lays longer. dh.
At first we had many friends to be
share our nightly vigils; but the thm
last nmght all were tired out, and an~
only two others besides Sue and iq1
myself remained, Is
~We were much fatigued and is
very sad ; for the next day Lilly ch
was to be consigned to the tomb, 1s
and we had hoped we hardly knew sel
what. ev
T wo hours passed slowly. There
were two parlors, with folding
doors betwveen them. They were w
handsomely furnished ; th~e most bu
luxurious velvet earpet, chairs, so- sa
as, and mirrors of rare value.- be
The body was in the front parlor, l)
resting on a bier, in the middle of P(
the room, lengthwise between one an
of the mirrors and the folding- in
doors. Gn each side of this mir- th
ror wvere candles. We sat in the er,m
mdjoining room, and several times nc
iuring the night, two of us, to- be
wether. went in and snuffed the am
landles. to
About twelve o'clock this night, p)
the other two girls complainedofa
headache, and laid down to get a to
ittle sleep, so only Sue and I were po
left. a
Some hours afterward, Sue said .
o me, wearily : i
"I feel a perfect horror creeping he
ver me. The sight of poor Lilly fif
spires me with tenror." o
'-Yes," I replied, "I feel wretch
~dly, too; but I attribute it to the
oss of sleep, and our long and te-t W
:jious watch over our friend." be
As Sue passed me to go into the ter
next room to snuff the candle, she th
eompany her. Would that I
.d But I was reclining in my
air, and, in a half-dreamy state,
i.ching her as she unfolded the .
ors and entered the next room. m
i sat I could see everythin. r
ecre were six candles, I think. h
c went from one to the other, a
tving the two in the mirror
vid. at the head of the dead t1
dy. for the last. b
Sue trembled so that she could t1
ireely accomplish her task. p
I saw her resolutely turn ler e
ad away as ihe approached the p
1rr01; but as she stood in front u
it, some fleling prompted her
glance up. U
I was wide awake now; and I a
ald see the reflection of her ter- t]
r-stricken face, and-great God!
te Cor1P.Se Vas m1ovig!
First one hand was raised, then
I ; theln the other; then one of ti
the limbs, and the body became in
colivuilsed that the drapery cov- a
llg it, Fell to the floor. - 0
Sue had seen it all in the glass 1)
thout a word, her face stony. S
As the pall fcll she tottered for- c
trd and fell over the body. ti
[ uttered shriek after shriek, d
di soon the room was filled with -
r friends and neighbors. k
I. did not think of Sue, I only ti
J : S;
Lilly ! Lilly ! Save her ! Save d
r ! She is alive." o
t was a long time before the U
;toratives were effectual in arons- tj
% her from her trance. IIer v
her knelt by her, weeping and a
-tying. Just as wo were -iving f:
in despair, he suddenly uttered sI
exclamation ofjoy. u
-Look !" c
The eyelids quivered and open- a
and the sweet mouth smiled. g
ire was nothing to fear now t<
dI the room echoed our I'ejoicing. tl
'CIome. Sue. and see her." said tl
e of the girls. going to the softa N
which they had laid her when t,
e was taken up so hastily. b
"Sae ! Sue !" she cried, in alarm, o
iding over her. ;\hat is the t
itter ? Oh. come here and see! t<
ok at her !" tl
Alas ! our neglect of her faint- tj
rfit had proved fatal. P
In her weak, nervous state the o
Ltlingllr frirht had been too much it
- her, and I had regained one t]
end but to lose another, the n
st beloved I have ever knowli. tl
Lilly is a matron now, living in n
lumbus still ; and this incident
well remembered by the older it
mbitants of this Leautiful South- p
.i town.
CHAITY.-We .re told in the n
Lssie history that an old painter n
is employed to sketch the Mace
nian emperor. The emperor r
d received a severe wound upon b
e right temple, in one of his fit
ms battlns, and a large scar wVas f
't. The artist proceeded to the k
rk assigned him, sketched the a
mtar'ch leaning upon his elbow, tl
th his forefinger cov ering the t(
r. His ingenuity was uniiver
Ily appliaudled and lie becamte '
re lamed than ever. So it is tl
th genuine charity, which "cor'- n
athI a multitude of sins.'" In-t<
~ad of exposing the fanlts of'a
bers, and holding them up to k
>rn and ridictule, it cover's them h
th the finger of love, except tI
ien truth atnd justice requmre v
em to be openly rebuked. Theli si
'. of' the world is to expose the ir
tirs of character, and set them
in more titan their r'eal ughi tl
5s. They are the subject of'h
Sip) and~keen satire in the so- bU
I circle. antd the sparks of fir'e h I
at are struck around often kin- u:
Sinto a flame. Ilowv much more I
autifuil is that spirit which treats I
e failure of' othuer". with for'bear- ti
cc, while it does not accuse in'
ity in the earniest friend ! Thlat d
the secrct foundation of' all that
good and tr'ue. Th~lis is the p
arity which "suffeireth long mitdb
kind," and "doth not behave it-a
funseemly," and thin keth no e
il. i
- --- --- -- h
That thiecreanm of'differ'ent cows. s
ien mixed, does not p)roduce h
ter at the same time, with the t
no anmount of churning, hasj e
en fatirly illustrated in the famti- i
of Mark Hughes, at West Grove, ri
unsylvania, recently. They' had~ d
Alder'ney heifer in goodI fl"w of' d
k, and an old cow. a stripper' ; ft
er cream, when worked togeth-'i
it was observed that they) (lid g
t make butter enough f'or the a:
k of the cream. The butter
k also looked rich and seemed it
collect a cream upon it Theya
t the buttermilk in the churn
an, after having the butter firsty
come, and made about five ti
unds. They churned again for Ui
few minutes, and found from
o to three pounds more butter
the churn, showving that the
ifer's cream bad made butter h
st, anti that the cream of the tU
cow needed more ehurning. s
At a marriage ceremony in;0
ickfor'd, R. I., lately, the groom I
Lame impatient during the ex- jP
ided prayer, and interrupted
clergyman with--E-lder, ain't
Boys to Learn Trades.
"If there is a sprightly lad in
[onroe who can read and spell
eli, and wants a trade that will
-nder him, as a man, independent,
u can find a permanent situation
this office."
The above little notice, from
ie Monroe Telegrap4, forcibly
rings to our mind the antipathy
at the generality of Southern
'ople have to teaching their
ildrenl useful occupations and
rotessions. Whether this feeling
rows out of the results of the in
itution of slavery or not, we are
1able to se.y, but that it exists,
Ad so inherently that it is Cx
-emelv dflicult, of eradication,
e have no chance to doubt.
hysical laoor was wont to be as
)ciated so closely with the posi
on of the negro, that custom
ade 't almost a degradation for
white man to be Inecessarily so
cupied. A recollhctionl going
Ack some fi>urteen years in
breveport, assists us to the con
usion that during that length of
me we know of but few cases in
:-ed-uot more than balf a dozen
-of her young men acquiring a
iowledge of really any good
-ade. To become a good black
Uith, carpenter, brick-layer, sad
er, practical engineer, or any
;hor artizan, was at once to take
p the badge of inferiority-to
ic middle-class Southerner re
Alting if applied to their children.
id even to the most impecunious
milies the idea would have been.
>urned as an insult. When any
seflul knowledge outside of agri
ilture was to be acquired, young
ell were plan ted out as it were to
row up lawyers and doctors-at
ntion as to their capacity for
ese professions never once being
Iought of-and the great m-ass
ho could not afford this trainino
their children allowed them to
,come salesmen, clerks, deputy
licialS, etc., or, what was more
> be regretted, permitted them
> do nothing at all, and live as
cir wits best dictated. A good
ade would have been scorned by
ople claiming to be respectable,
desiring to hold their heads up
society, and the consequence is
at our commnity is not and
ver can be, self'sustaing until
ere is a chan'e in such seti
ent.
We do not under-estimate the
aportance of a knowledge of the
rofessionls, or of any of the light
;cnpations wo have etumerated,
it we do reprobate the senti
Ct that throws odium upon the
echanic or tradesmen. When
e say that these occupations
ay be well enough for others,
it that they will not do for us,
e utwittingly brand those who
llow the same. and do more to
ci) our men imbecile and our
omen frivolous than possibly is
ought for. When lads are ofraid
iswing the hammer or drive the
o:k plain, miisses must necessarily
rer-ve their (dailty fingrers, for
e her-o of thme yard measure will
it descend frm his high estate
>sdle upon beauty adorned
then i og hand gained ini thef
ic.The result is that wve
we both sexes striving' against
e common lot, and society is at
riance with the spirit of the in
ititions upon w hich our govern
cnt was tirst founded.
We all prate well enough about
ze dignity of iaboir, bunt seeming
-admire it only in theory. What
tter fortune can a young man
.vo than a fair education and a
sful trade ? Men should he edu
ted and trai ned according~ to
cii circumstances in life, and
ted to pei-form the part for
hich they are best adapted. It
>es not certainly followy that a
an) must always remain a car
nter or a blacksumith becausej
e has heen raised one. G-ive him in
mtoderate education and a goodI
ding and ten to one he gets|
xay above it if the stuff is in
in. If it is not, then nature de- I
gs that hie shiould remain a
2wer of wood and drawer of wat
'r. But the boy who has the
>urage, under ex:sting circumi
ancs, to learn a "trade that will
mder him, as a man, indepenm
2nt," has already achieved a good
sal, and ho has nothing to fear
om a vain although injurious
en. Before we canI achieve
-eatness, materially or otherwise,
a section, we shall have to dis
m~so with certain tests of' gentil
y, and learn to hold the honest
-tizan in esteem commensurate
ith the good ho does in society.
'ill parents think of this in flu
ire as they fit their children for
me battle of life ?
(Shrereport South-WtVc.
The man who, whether in his
abits or his actions, in great
ings or in small, separates him
If from his friend, seems to set
ery evil and envious feeling of'
2r nature in array against him.
istinction is purchased at the ex
nse of sympathy.
An old-maid's love letter is call
I a romance cf the middle-age.
Tyranny.
We clip from the Southern Iome
the following account of bow citi
zens of North Carolina are (1rg
ged from their homes and carried
hundreds of miles to be tried be
fore a United States Judge for
alleged violations of the infaonus
Ku Klux laws:
A SHAFFUL SwI.-On the
9th instant, ninety quiet, respec
table fatrmers of Rutherftrd, Cleve
land and Lincoln Counties were
marched throngh our streets by
the lowest and vilest of dirty
United States marshals, and placed
on the Raleigh train to attend the
United States Court. Some of
the prisoners were carrying their
bed clothes strapped en their backs,
because too pour to pay hotel bills;
some were accompained by their
wives ; some had their friends and
neighbors, &c. The cntire crowd
amounted to 200 persons, all torn
from their homes to be dragged
300 miles to attend a court, which,
but for malice, might have been
held wittin a few miles of tLe
homes of the prisoners. Gangs of
negroes followed the prisoners to
the depot, jeering, taunting and
laughingat them. Here the in
suits became more provoking, and
cries went up from the excited
mob, "Damn de Ku Klux," "Hang
de ltst one of dem," "IDey gwine
to ketch hell now," &c.
Insults heaped upon an unhappy
people by ignorant savages; men
forcibly taken from the farms and
tried by negro juries and on negro
testiniony convicted of oflences
wh;ch they never committed ; the
best people of the State sentenced
to the penitentiary ; universal
terror reigning over the land ; a
mockery ofjustice in the Irums
of the law. What a foul and
blackened picture ! What a com
mentary on the slogan, "Let us
have peace," these scenes are!
':be Richmond Enquircr, in an
able editorial, compares the situa
tion to that in England, when the
brutal Judge Jeffrevs condemned
men to death by the scores. The
historian, writing of those days,
remarks that Jeftreys -showed the
people that the rigors of the law
might equal, if not exceed, the
ravings of military tyranny."
Judg,e Bond seems determined to
exeniplify to the people of North
Carolina that the remark is fully
true, and lead them to think that
between military courts martial
and United States Courts, there is
but little choicc.-Azusta Con
stetutionali.
Bachelor's Kitchen.
This game was probably insti
tuted by a person who understood
fully just what kind of people
bachelors are-and of how much
they stand in need of just this
kind of help. The id sa of a bach
elor' furinishing his kitchen him
self! Oh he couldn't do it, anid a
good manmy times if he could he
wouldn't; so kind pe'ople3 who tun
derstand the appreciative hearts
of bacheiors must do this for him.
and the best way of doing it is
illustrated in the followinig little
game-which we describe to you
as we saw it pla~yed a short time
ago: The company all stood in a
circle, and one was chosen to put
questions. Hie wvent round and
asked every one what gift he or
shc wvould contribute to funiish a
bachelor's kitchen. One said a
b)ox, another a chair, anothet a
stove, another a tea-kettle, and so
on. Hie then wvent round again
an d asked several quest ions. Each
one was to answer every question
by repeating the first word named,
and do so withbout laughing. If
any one laughed he wvas counted
out of the ring. One grave young
man, who I ad named a tea-kettle
as his gift, it was thought, would
maintain his gravity. The fol
lowing was the result : "What
did you say you would give the
bachelor ?" '"A tea.kattle"- W hat
do you boil your p)otatoes in ?" 'A
tea-kettl"-' Wuat dho you feed
your pigs in ?" "A tea-kettle"
"W hat do you eat out of?" "A tea
kettle"---~What do you catch fish
ini ?" "A tea-kettle." "What do
you ride to town on ?"- A tea
kettle." Of course a general roar
of laughter followed here, in which
the questioned party joined ar.d
was counted out.
QUonN BIsCCrr.-A new diet
ary article has been introduced by
the London bakers, ini the shape
of quinine biscuits. They arej
small, extremely wvell made, aId?
have a pleasant and delicately bit
ter flavor. Each biscuit is esti
mated to contain one-fourth of a
grain of quinine, and for delicate
stomachs, or wvhere it is desirable
to disguise medicine as much as
possible, or to combine f'ood with
medicine in a perfetly agreeable
form, these biscuits are likely to
become very popular.
There would be no evil speak
ers if there were no evil hearers.
It is in scandal as in robbery, the
re-cw., as a bad as the thief.
Mother's Kiss.
George Brown wanted to go
somewhere and his mother was
not willing. le tried to argue
the matter. When that would
not do he spoke roughly, and went
off, slamming the door behind
hiun.
Instead of saving, "I should
really like to go, but it you cannot
give your consent, dear mother, I
will try to do my best to be con
tenit to stay"-instead ->f* sayillgI
and feeling so, he 66hared in the
way I have decribed, just as to''
many boys do. George was four
teen, and with fourteen years'
experience of one of the best
of mothers one would have
thought better of him. But he
was a boy. What can you es
peet of boys ? Sc say some peo
Pi)e.
Stop; hear more. That night
Corge found thorns in his pil;ow.
Ile could not fix any way to go to
sle(tp onl. Ile turned and tossed.
and he shook and patted it, but
not a wink of sleep for him. The
thorns kept prieking. They were
the angry words he spoke to his
miother, who deserves notling but
kindness and love and obedience
fironi me." he said to himself. "I
can never do enough for her ; yet
how have I behaved-her eldesi
boy ! How she nursed me through
that fever !"
IIe ,vould ask her to forgive him
in the morning. But suppose
something should happen before
moi-ing. IIe would ask her row
-to-night-this moment. George
crept out of his bed and went soft
ly to his mother's room.
"George," she said, is that you ?
Are you sick ?" for mothers, you
know, seem to sleep with one ear
open, especially when the fathers
are away, as George's father was.
"Dear mother," he said, kneel
ing at the bedside, "I could n<t
sleep for thinking of my rude
words to you. Forgive me noth
Or, and may God help me never to
behave so again."
She clasped the penitent boy in
her arms and kissed his warm
cheek. George is a big mai now,
but he says that kisi was the
swec test nioent of his life. His
strong. healthy, imperious nature
became tenl)ered by a gen tleness of
spirit. It softened his roughness,
sweetened his temper, and helped
him to a true and Christian man
hood.
Boys are sometimes ashamed to
act out their best feelings. Oh, if
they only knew what a loss it is
to them not to!-Vother's Jaga
An Arab Prince on the Wife
Question.
A writer in the Cornhill 1aga
:jnic has had an interview with an
Arab Prince, and gives the follow
ing as his views on the woman
question:
English women think of them
selves. al ways think of them selves.
think vy* much of themselves,
think very little of their husbands;
so they are disobedient. self-willed.I
'ho what they like, and will not
do what their husbands like.:
But Arab women thiink more ofI
their husbands thain themselves;
they live to please their husbands;
they are obedient ; they are much
bet ter than English wvomen ; a
man may do with them just as he<
pleases. Suppose she shouldJ dis-i
obey him-what does he ? HeL
says to her: "By Allah! I wil
leave y-ou." And if she disobey
edl him three times, and I.e sas
that three times. she is no longer <
his wife; she must go back to her
father's house. But suppose an:
Englishman marry a woman, andfl
she proves to have a very bad
temper and disobey him always:
a very hot tongue, and scold all
day and night too ; lead him a
devil of a life ; make himn sweati
very much with trouble, make I
him wish to kill himself-what
can he do? Ile can do nothing
be imust keep her, and must n t
take any other woman to wife to
comifort him. Ah! the Arab cus
torn is better tha~n the English1
c'ustom ; and the Arab women are
hetter for the rian than the Eag
lish women. I am sure of that.
William~ Cullen Bry-ant has a1
horror of fashionable vulgarismns1e
and modernized words, It is saidi
that he haM hung up in the offce
of the New York Evening -Post, a
catalogue of words that no editor
ur reporter is allowed to use.-1
Among these interdicted words 1
are bogus, authoress, poetess, col
lided, de but, d onate, donation, loaf-4
er, located, ovation, predicate. pro
gressing, pants, rowdies. roughs,
secesh, osculate (for kiss,) indorse
(for approve.) lady (for wife.) ju
bilant (for rejoicing,) bagging (for
captured,) loaned (for lent,) p)ost"ed
(for- informed,) realized (for ob
tained.)
Nature is 3- book of sweet and
glowing purity, and on every il
luminated page the excellence and
A Singular bTai.
Recently a lovesick swain wa
)aying court to his dulcinca. She
-ad smuagled him into the parlor,
ind the darkness only served to
,onceal her blushes while John
old the story of his iove. The
nuttered words reached the par
mtal ear, and coming suddenly
nto the room, he demanded to
;now of Mary who it was she had
xith her.
"It's the cat. Sir," was the mum
ding reply.
"Drive it out of here," than
lcred pater faniihas.
"Scat !. screamed Mary, and
hen, sotto coce: "John, mew a
ittle."
John set up a woful yowl.
"That cat has got a cold," re
narked the parent.
John yowled louder than ever.
"Confound it, bring a light,
nd scare the thing out."
This was too much, and John
nade a leap from the window,
arrying a glass and frame with
"Thunder! what a cat!" said
,he parent, contemplating theruin
Ifter a light was brought. "1
iever saw anything like it, its tail
's made out of broadcloth," as he
-iewed the fluttering garment
ianging from the window.
W HAT THE MICROSCOPE REVEALS.
-Lewenboeck tells us of an in
;ect seen with the microscope, of
xhich twen ty-seven millionswould
mly equal a mite.
Insects of'various kinds may be
;een in the caviti,.s of a grain of
;and.
Mold is a forest of beautiful
rces, with the branches, leavTe,
tnd fruit.
Butterlics are fully feathered.
Hairs are hollow tubes.
The surface of our bodies iscov
red with scales like a fish ; a sin
,le grain of sand would cover one
iundrmd and fifty of these scales.
nd yet a scale covers one bun
Ired pores. Through these narrow
penings the sweat forces itself
,ie water through a sieve.
The mites make five hundred
teps a second.
Eeach drop of a stagnant water
ontainls a worid of aUninated bo
ngs, swirming with as much lib
r.v as whales in the sea.
Each leaf has a colony of insects
Crazing on it, like Zows nii a
leadow. .
Xoral.-Have some car6 is to
he air you breathe, the foodyou
at, and the water you drink.
T.Homte and Health.
OLD SILOES.-YoU probably thick
hat if you look very sharply at
in old shoe, when you throw it
tway, that you will know it again
fit ever comcs back to you. But
hat does not at all follow. One
f these days you may button
onr dress with an old pair of slip
crs, comb your hatir with a boot,
~r gr'asp a cast off gaiter while
~ou eat your dinner. You don't
~ee how this can be ? Well, we'll
iou. Old shoes are turned to nc
ouint by manufacturers in the fol
owing inanner: They are cut in
.0 vcry small pieces, and kept for
I.coule of days in chloride of sul
)hurP. The effect of this is to
nake the leather hard and brittle.
~ext, the material is withdrawn
conm the action of the chloride of
alphur, washed with w~ater- anud
Iried. When thoroughly dried, it
s ground to powder, and mixed
'th some substance like glue or
unm, that causes it to adhere to
~ethier. It is then passed into a
miuid and shaped into buttons,
ocm s, knuife.-hanudles, &~c. So yon
Ce how it mnay come to pass that
~ou will comb your hair with a
)oot, and fasten your clothes with
slipper.
The bed of the river Tiber is to
e thoroughly excavated. A n Ital
an association has bee'n formed
>r this pnrpose, at the Tend of
hieh is Signor AlessandroCastel
ai., and in co-operation with him
vill be many arti<ts, antiquariix,
nid other learned mseni of Europe
nd A merica. The project delights
he Italians, who have an almost
)oundless idea of the treasures
unried under the yellow mud of
he river. For 3,000O years. they
;ay, every revolution has added its
ribute to the hidden. mass. Theo
~tatues, diadems and armor of un
~opnlamr Emperors were flung into
he Tiber. When the-enemiies of
Eome were at its gates, the d"
ipairing inhabitants east th.-ir
reasures into the stream to baffte
he invaders' cupidity. Fires, in
ndations, the wrecking of re
ious-freigh ted galley s, and the
~poils of ruimed temples and pab
ees, have helped to accumulate
.his store of wealth. All these
elies, buried for ages, will be
irought to light by modern ener
The Princess Alice is the most
ntellectual of all the royal family
)f England.
The most famous of Spear.
Sh akspeare. .