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I am Dying.
.29he following beautiful poem ix taken
b Xemphis Bulletin. It is rare
7s and such contributions to the
4 o taewspaper. It is sweetly,
4Usfelly sad::
-" my p hasbld deare;t
Imiat and tais.eLr cones my breath,
3 these shadows tea 'Ig slowly,
mkst, I know, be thoe of death.
ift down class beSads . "v?ng
- t* so do waft(t st ong hand,
oe ants....wnd weV&
bordtset this d.d.
_W o" and -ie .kete
.m eIer leadibeoce,
up=n a throae eternal,
f esoved and only Son ;
;i t risioesa*d.been dreaming
Oe h. past of joy and pain ;
lerowV yearl' e wandered backwadard,ie gan
5!1!I was a hbld again.
fgThbod, and the moment
Whomes stood our wife and bride
-s hea.rt th'h'd with LoNestriumph I
.that Ui a of wome'3 pride.
the and all the earthjchords
-but n, edWa aboe my heart
O Ithe bitter, bar'.ng angleh.
Whem I jat knev w m0t part. a
aies st-an God haspeonnsed a
(osasmps m a.cad ;
-Ismere than friend or brother,
6e with you to the end.
"o aiedow o'er the portal 1
aeaEmm llearelh home-- s
- p is Ue that ids me cooe.
arils wet arond thee,
s ething biBows swell, A
aosk Heaven that rm spare. them,
- feti4he feel that "anl is welL" i
o sa usa my bedside ;
ia$baig let the. krep - vi
ye b len-d not wake them; a
Jearn soon enough to weep.
Sthes ofbtdof their umother, -
for we when- they wake ;
-io :1Se'a pathway,
. emebg for my sake.
laied stilt ceer, darling, 3
iast ei t of my life, e
ts alerow I n never ,
.. 4wi whes yo cal me "wife."
1a1e the well, my noble husband,
At not 'aeath the chnst'ing rod ; a
iwoerstre garat 'roundour children, e
seg them closeto thee-and God! .
red Upon the Waters.
t
' tPease, sir, will- you buy my
"Chestaats !No I" returned
Ddpbf Moore, looking carelessly
dowu on the upturn ed face, whose
pedeagerJixonhar,were
soa. pitifhly tobhisown.
diwant of chestants ?"'
- sir,do buy 'em,"
he little one, reassured
rugh kindnessof his tone.
semsto care for them,
2 *~Udyiurst into tears and
.oregw had been on the point
tbusio#'ceelesUy past her,
'hoyou very inuch in want
q~bponey ?"
.,: eed ,.str,we are," sobbed the
*whikd mrother sent me out, and
~3y, little one, don't cry in
ouch asheart-broken way," said
3pbesevehing her hair down
~wcarees gentleness. ~I don't
crheestnuts,. but there's
~crfqryou, if that wifldo
sdIvdd ntsay to hear the de
"abd incoherent 'thanks the
- 4$3'Gout. through a rain
smle and tears, but strode
est.. way, muttering, between
-,'isThat-cats off my supply of se-I
gr, for the next twenty-four
buus Tdon't care, though, for
thp*rej. .ed objecgt really did
as ife hadn't a friend inthe
a g it ! I wish I was
sei.nssgh so help every poor
lt~e-out ot the slough of
Belph Iboore waMindGlg
-ibL-these very natural seflec
thi.se dark-orbed little damsel
whom behad confronted was dash
tugdown the street, with quick,
agatie step, utterly regardless of
~4jIi~btof unsold nuts that
~ d~g~p.apon her arm. Down
sa-bsenre Ias. she darted, be
~~~t tll, ruinous rows of houses,
MMe n arroi! woo!4en:staircase
a~o5-ro where al,neat-look
'~j nan, ~j~~e brown
sy-like her oWD aewine a
- a if the breath of life de-'
1 uIpon every stitch, and two
onswere contentedly play
ig inthe unhipt[ . temnpora
iiy swpplied the' piaeosot theab
"Mary! back already? Surely
you have not to:d your chestnuts
so soon I"
"Oh ! mother, mother, see I"
ejaculated the breathless child.
"A gentleman gave me a whole
quarter ! Only think, mother, a
whole quarter !
If Ra)p Moore could only have
seen the rapture which his tiny
silver gift: diffused around it. in
the poor wido'w's poverty-stricken
home, he would have grudged still
less the temporary privation of
segars to which his generosity had
s:: bjected him.
* * * * * * *
Years came and went. The lit
tle chestnut girl passed as entirely
out of Ralph Moore's memory, as
if her pleading eyes had never
touched the soft spot, in his heart ;
lbut Mary Lee never forgot the
stranger who had given her the
silver piece.
* * * * * * ,l
The crimson window-curtains
were closely drawn to shut out
the storm and tempest of the
black December night ; the fire
was glowing cheerily in the well
r&.ed grate ; and the dinner-table
ill i' a glitter without glass, rare
iiina, and polished silver, was on -
y waiting for the presence of
Ir. Audley.
"W1 at can it be that detains
apa ?' said Mrs. Audley, a fair,
dsou;e matron of about thirty,
a she la.riCed at the dial of a tiny
nameied watch. "Six o'clock,
ad he does iot make his appear
nce"
"There's a m an with him in the
tudy, namma- -come on business,"
aid Robert Audl ey, a pretty boy,
leven years old, -who was reading
y the fire.
"I'll eall him aga in," said Mrs.
,udley, stepping to the door.
But as she opened it, the bril'
ant gaslight fell full on the face
ran humble-lboking man to worn
rid thteadbard garme.nts, who
as leaving the house, 4-hile her
usband stood in the doG rway of
is study, apparently 'reli,eved to
e rid of his visitor.
"Charles," said Mrs. A.udley,
whose cheek had paled and t'ush
d, "who is that man-and w hat
oee he want ?"
"His name is Moore, I believ e,
,nd he came to see if I would be
tow upon him that vacant mes
engership in the bank."
"And will you ?"
"I don't know, Mary-I must
hink about it."
"Charles, give him the situ
stion."
"Why, mny iove ?"
"Because I ask it of you as a fa
ror, and you said a thousand times
rou would never deny me any
hing."
"And I will keep my word, Ma
y," said the lover husband, with
n affectionate kiss. "I'll write
,he fellow a note this very even
g. I believe I've got his ad
Iress somewhere about me."
An hour or two later, when
Bobby and Frank and little Mini
iie were tucked snugly up in bed,
n the spacious nusery above stairs,
lrs. Audley told her husband why
ihe was interested in the fate of a
nan whoses face she had not seen
'or twenty years.
"That's right my little wife!" said
er husband folding her fondly to
as breast when the simple tale was'
ncluded, "never forget one who
bas been kind to you in the days
when you needed kindess most."
Ralph Moore was sitting,the self
same night in his poor lodgings;
beside his ailing wife's sick bed
when a liveried servant brought
a note from that rich and prosper
ons bank director, Charles Audley.
~Good news, Bertha !" he ex
eaimed joyously, as he read the
brief words; "we shall not starve
--Mr2 Audley promises me the
vacant situation !"
"You have dr4ped something
from the note,.. Ralp," said Mrs.
Moore, pointing to a slip of paper
that lay on the floor.
Moore stooped to recover the
etray. It was a fifty dollar bill,
neatly folded in a piece of paper,
on which was written :
"In grateful remembrance of
te silver quarter that a kind stran
ger bestowed on the little chest
nut girl twenty years ago."s
Ralph Moore had thrown his
morsel of bread on the waters of
life, and after many years it had
returned to him.
Lowell announces p. "blind con
cert," and Brick Pemeroy wants
t know what it is. It is one that
has no see sharp.
"Parisian ladies wak very much
o their toes this season." This
i on extreme; they will soon be
on the other.
[How I Came to be Married.
It may be funny, but I've done
it. I've got a rib and a baby.
Shadows departed-oyster stews,
brandy julips, cigars, boxes, boot
jacks, absconding shirt buttons,
whist and dominoes. Shadows
present-.hoop skirts, band-boxes,
gaiters, long stockings, juveuile
dresses, little willow chairs, cra
dles, pap, sugar tetes, paragoric,
hive syrup, senna, salts, squills
and doctor's bills. Shadows fu
ture-more blessed babies, hive
syrup, etc. I'll just tell you how
I got caught.
I was always the darndest, most
tea-custard bashful fellow you ever
did see ; it was kinder in my line
to be taken with the shakes every
time I saw a pretty gal approach
-ing me, and I'd cross the street
any time rather than meet one.
Twasn't because I didn't like thw
critters, for if I was behind a fence,
looking through a knot-hole, I
couldn't look at one long enough.
Well, my sister Lib gave a party
one night, and I stayed away
from home because I was too bash
f1l to face music. I hung around
the house, whistling "Old Dan
Tucker," dancing to keep my feet
warm, and watching the heads
bobbing up and down behind the
window curtains, and wishing the
thundering party would break up,
so I could get to my room. I
smoked up a bunch of cigars, and
it getting late and mightily un
comfortable. I concluded to shin up
the door post. No sooner said
than done, and I quickly found
found myself snug in bed. "Now,"
says I, "let her rip ! dance till
your wind gives out t" and cud
-ifing under the quilts, Morpheus
rabbed me.
I was dreaming of soft-shell
crabs and stewed tripe, when some
body knocked at the door and
waked me up. Rapped again. I
laid low. Rap, Rap, Rap 1
Then I heard a whisperin', and
I knew there was a raft of girls
outside.
Rap, Rap !
Then Lib sings out:
"Jack, are you in there ?"
"Yis, says I.
Then came a roar of laughter.,
"Let us in," says she.
"I won't" says I; "can't you let
a fellow alone?"
"Are you abed ?" says she.
' -I am," says I.
"Get up," says she.
?I won't says I. Then came
another laugh. By thunder ! I be
gan .to get riled.
"Ge't out, you petticoat scare
crows" 1 cried.
"Can 't you get a beau without
bauling a feller out of bed ? I
won't g.o home with you-I
won't-so you may clear out!"
Then throwing a boot at the
door, I felt better. But, presently,
oh! mortal buttons. I heard a
still, small yoice, very much like
sister Lib's, an~d it said : "Jack,
you'll have to get up, for all the
girls' things are in there I"
Oh, Lord, what a pickle ? think
of me in bed, all covered with
shawls, muffs, bonnets and cloaks,
and twenty girls outside waiting
to get in I if I had stopped to
think, I would have fainted on the
spot. As it was, I rolled out
among the bonnet wire and rib
bons in a hurry.
Smash! went the millinery in
every direction. I had to dress
in the dark-for there was a crack
in the door, and the girls will peep
and the way I fummbled about,
was death on straw hats. The
critical moment came. I opened
the door, and fbund thyself right
among the wort~Ifet
"Oh my leghorn!I" cries one;
"my dear darling winteir velvet,"
cries another, and the,y pitched in
-they pulled me this way andi
that, boxed my ears, and one
bright eyed little piece-Sal-was
her name-put her arms right
around my neck, and kissed me
right on my lips. Human nature
couldn't stand that, and I gave
her as good as ahe sent. It was
powerfully good.
I believe I could have kissed
that gal from Julius Cesar until
the founrth of July. "Jack," says
she, "we are sorry to disturb you,
won t you see me home?"
"Yes," said I, "I will."
I did do it, and had another
smack at tbe gate, too.
After that, we took a turtle
doving after each other, and both
of us.sighed like a barrel of new
cider when we were away from
each other.
"Twas at the close of a glorious
summer day-the sun was getting
behind a distanV hog pen,- the
chickens were going to roost, the
.nl frogwer cmmuning their
evening songs, the polly-wogs in
their native mud puddles were
preparing themselves for the
shades of night-Sal and myself
sat upon an antique back-log, lis
tening to the music of nature such
as tree-toads, roosters, grunting
pigs and now and then the mellow
music of a distant jack was wafted
to our ears by the gentle zephyrs
that sighed among the mullen
stalks, snd came heavy laden with
the delicious odor of ben-roost and
pig-styes. The last lingering rays
of the setting sun, glancing from
the brass buttons of a solitary
horseman shone throtgh a knot
bole in the hog pen,'fuill in Sal's
face, dying her hair in an orange
pale hue, and showing off my
thread bare coat to a bad advan
tage-one of my arms was around
Sal's waist, my hand resting on
the small of her back-she was
toying with my auburn locks of
jet black hue; she was almost gone
and I was ditto. She looked like
a grass hopper dying tvith the hic
cups, and I felt like a mud turtle
choked with a cod fish ball.
"Sal," says I, in a vpice as mu
sical as the notes of a dying swan,
'will you have me?"
She turned her eyes heaven
ward, clasped me by the hand, had
an attack of the heaves and blind
staggers, and with a sigh that
drew her shoe strings to her pal
late, said, "Yes !"
She gave clear cut then and squat
ted in my lap. Cork-ecrewed, and
I kerflumexed. I hugged her till
I broke my suspenders.
Well to make a long story short,
she set the day. and we practiced
every night for four weeks how
we would walk intothe room to
be married, till we gotso we could
walk as gracefully as a couple of
Muscovy ducks.
The night, the company and the
minister came, the signal was
given, and arm in arm'we marebed
through the crowded ball. We
were just entering the parlor door
when down I went kerslap on the
oil cloth, pulling Sal after me.
Some cussed fellow had dropped a
banana skin on the floor, and it
floored me. It split an awful hole
in my cassimers right under my
dress coat tail.
It was too late to back out; so
clasping my hand over it, we
marched in and were spliced, and
taking a seat I waited the kissing
of thn bride operation. My grooms
man was a little tight, and he
kissed her until I jumped up to
take a slice, when oh, horror ! a
little six year old imp had crawled
behind me and was pulling my
shirt through the hole in my
pants, had. pinned it to a chair,
and in jumping up, I displayed to
the admiring gaze of the aston
ished multitude, a trifling more
white muslin than was pleasant.
The woien gigled, the men
roared, and I got mad, but was
only put to bed, and tbere all my
troubles ended.
WoMAN.-Is it not strange, after
all the Bible says of woman and
women, ladies should be prefered
by any of her sex. "She shall be
called women," is the first inti
mation we have of her name, We
read of the gentle, loving Ruth,
the queenly Estb~er, and Elizabeth,
the mother of John, all as women,
and she, who was the most exalted
of all, Mary the mother of Jesus.
If lady had been a superior title,
or somthing equivale~nt to it, it
.surely would have begin conferred
upon her. True, she was poor,
the wife of a carpenter, her babe
was born in a manger, yet the
angels rejoiced, and the morning
stars together, as she ( a woman)
held the child in her arms. Who
bated the Saviour's feet with her
tears, and followed him to the
cross and tomb, and received the
first blessings of the risen lord?
Woman-ever kind and compas
sionate, the very name seems to
breathe of love and adoration. In
all ages, noble heroic women were
the mothers of true, brave men.
Our gradmothers were all wo
men they loved their husbands
taught their children, and made
home happy ;their sons grew up
and called them blessed. The
words women, mother, home and
friends form the golden links that
keep society together ; there seems
a comfort in each word, but the
wod lady brings to our mind's
eyes sickly children, little graves,
a disorderly house and a bankrupt
usband. It is this love of show
that is runniug the American
people ; we want women, good and
true, to preside over the homes of
their husbands and children, to
fill the placesthat God intended
them to fill, directing the minds
of sons and daughters- to future
isefulness -for theireoves and
thei fellaonmner
A Contretemps at a Ball.
At one of the firemen's recent
balls a little incident occurred,
which, while it reveals the treach
ery of the sterner sex, suffi.iently
attests the cuuning of those dear
delightful descendants of Adam's
help meet. A gentleman, some
what noted for his partiality to
the sex, had made many excuses
to his lovely young wife for not
being able to attend to her festiv
ities. He regretted so much that
business would detain him at his
office, and if she would only fore
go the pleasure this time, he would
make ample amends in the future
There was a quiet look of incred
uilty on the little matron's face as
she accepted his protestations,
which argued no very implicit
faith in her lord's declaration.
Nevertheless he thought it was
all fixed, and be hurried away.
The wife immediately donned her
mask, and, accompanied by a par
ty of friends, proceeded to the
ball. It was not a great m bile
before she perceived in the throng
her truant liege. Securely masked,
she quietly watched his move
ments. Verysoon,one of herfriends
appioached him, and begged the
privilege of introducing him to a
most fascinating lady, and the un
suspecting lady-killer was duly
presented to his own better half.
ever dreaming that he wasprac
ticing his greatest persuasiveness
upon one whom he had an un
doubted right to please, he exerted
all his fascinations.
'Oh, sir, you quite put me out
with your flattery! I suspect you
are a married man,' said the lady
'No, Indeed; but I confess a wil
lingness to get married since I
had the pleasure of seeing you,'
was the gallant reply.
'Indeed! but you haven't seen
my face yet!'
'No, but I know it is beautiful.
The exquisite grace that accom
panies everything you do and say
tells me as much.'
'Indeed!'
'I think so ; but you will no lon
ger deny me that gratification ;
for I assure. you, lady, I am deep
ly in love.'
-Indeed !'
'It is true. Until I met you
to-night women have looked to me
homely and commonplace.'
"Oh, you are jesting I
'Indeed, I am not.'
'And you never loved any one
before ?'
'Never.' Your sex to me ap
peared always deceitful, and my
heart refused them all sympathy,
but for you I feel a passionate at
traction I have no power or incli-.
nation to resist.'
'Can this be true ?'
'It is, indeed !"
'And you wish to see my face ?'
'I am mad with impatience,
since it.will be the only face my
heart will ever mirror. It has
upon it now no rival impression.'
'You are so persuasive I can no
longer deny you the privilege
look !' and the mask was removed.
'The devil!' said the discomfit
ed benedict, indulging in a pro
longed whistle.
'Oh, no, my dear, only the face
that has no rival impression on
your heart!l'
"Say, Mary, let's call it square,
and go home.'
'I think we'd better,' and they
went. But it is a noticeab.le fact
that since then our friend has
talked bu.t little of his triumphs
with the sex.
LABoa.-No great man can be
an idler. The worfd is teeming
with work for us all, and no one
can do that which God has- given
another to do. We seek amuse
ments to pass away the time, when
every hour is crowded with human
destinies, and we have not one
moment to waste. The seconds
of time are the woofofeternity-a
moment mis-spent and there is a
flaw in the web.
We must work. Nod all be
reapers, not all gleaners; but all may
do something. Day after day
humanity is stretching out her
hands for help, poor erring souls
going down to ruin, because men
and women love self more than
God. You who lounge on luxu
rious couches, who boast of your
lily-hands, tell me what those
hands have ever done for others?
The poorest day laborer who
walks the streets is greater than
you. Not all kin3gs wear royal
robes or sit ong thrones ; and he is
far more kingly and noble, who
earns his broad by the sweat: of
h.is brow than he who wraps about
him his purple and fine linen, and
boasts of' hi. millions.
"I wish, Sally," said Jonthan,
that you were locked in my arn,
and the key was lost."
nave Mercy on VV iUW.
We have probably all of us met
with circumstances in which a
word heedlessly spoken against
the reputation of a feinale has been
magnified by malicious minds un
til the cloud has been dark
enough toovershadow herwholeex
istence. To those who are accus* om
ed, not necessarily from bad mo
tives, but from thoughtlesness, to
speak lightly of ladies, we recom
mand these "hints as worthy of
consideration.
Never use a lady's name in an
improper place, at an improper
tinte, or in mixed company.
Never make assertions about her
that you think untrue, or allusions
that she herself would blush to
hear. When you meet with men
who do not scruple to make use of
a lady's name in a reckless and
unprincipled manner, shun them,
for they are the very worst
members of the community-lost
to every sense of honor, every
feelings of humanity.
Many a good worthy woman's
character has been forever ruined
and heart-broken by a lie manu
factured by some villian, and re
peated where it should hot have
been, and in the presence of those
whose little judgement could not
deter them from circulating the
foul braggart report. A slander
is soon propagated, and the smallest
thing derogatory to a woman's
character will fly on the wings of
the wind, and magnify as it cir
culates, till its moustrous weight
crushes the poor unconscious
victim. Reipect the name of wo
man, for your mother and sisters
are women and as you would have
that fair name untarnished and
their lives unembittered by the
slanderer's tongue,. heed the i!!
that your own worde may bring
upon the mother, the sister, or the
wife of some fellow creature.
CoUNTRY GIRL.-Meta Victoria
Fuller, in a sisterly way, thus
talks to country girls:
"The farmers' daughters are
soon to be the life as well as the
pride of this country-a glorious
race of women which no other
land can show. I seek not to
flatter them ; for before they can
become this, they will have to
make an earnest effort of one or
two kinds. There are some who
deprecate their condition, and
some who have a false pride in it,
because they demand more consid
eration than they merit. A want
of intelligence upon all the sub
jects of'the dayandof arefinedc d
ueation is no more excusable in a
country than in a town-bred girl,
in these days of many books and
newspapers.
"Many girls are discouraged be
cause they can not be sent away
from home to boarding-schools ;
but men of superior minds and
knowledge of the world, would
rather have for wives women well
and properly educated at borne.
And the education can be had
whenever the desire is not want
ing. A taste for reading does
wonders; and an earnest thirst
after knowledge is almost certain
to attain a sweet draught from
the 'Pierian spring.' There is a
farmer's daughter in this very
room in which I am writing-a
beautiful, refined, and intelligenit
woman-in whose girlhood books
were not so plenty as: now, and
who obtained her fine education
under difficulties which would
have discouraged any but one
who had a true love for study."
[Ohio Cuttivator.
DEFINITION OF BIBLE TERMIS.-A
days's journey was thirty-three
and one-fifth miles.
A Sabbath day's journey was
about an English mile.
Ezekiel's reed was eleven feet
A cubit is twenty-two inches
nearly.
A hand's breadth is equal to
three and flve-eighthinches4.
A fmnger's breath is equal to one
inch.
A shekel of silver was about fifty
cents.
A shekel of Gold wvas $8.09.
A talent of silver was $538.32.
A talent of gold was $13,d09.
A p iece of silver, or a denny,
was thirteen cents.
A farthing was three cents.
A gerah was one cent.
A mite was one cent.
An epha, or bath, contains seven
gallons and five pints.
A bin was one gallon and two
pints.
A firkin was seven pints.
A&no omer was six pints.
A cab was three pints.
it took an Iowa lady .one han
dred and one. years to discover
that she was aamner.
tsu ovv winvu viuurnaiist.
THE CAUSE OF THE DEATH OF THE
HON. HENRY J. RAYMOND.
A New York letter says:
The story of the sudden death
of Mr. Raymond, of the Times, is
but a repetition of that told of the
quick ending of the lives of many
men, and not a few of note, in
this great city, during the past
few monthR. "Apparently in per
fect health, he- dropped dead."
Study the New York papers, from
day to day, and you will remark
the alarming frequency of this
sentence in their local columns.
Why is it that sudden deaths oc
cur so often here ? Is it because
life is so terribly earnest in New
York ? Perhaps so. Men who
are "in the harness" here never
rest. Men who keep even ace
with the world of New York
are forever working. Men like
Mr. Raymond who lead New
York, journalists, who direct pub
lie opinion here, man the helm
and keep a perpetual lookout for
breakers ahead, never take the
harness off. Their brains are
ever active. They are forever
driving; forever overtaxing their
energies.
As I stated in my dispatch, no
one of Mr. Raymond's associates
for a moment dreamed that he
would die as he did; and when
the news of his death came they
could not reconcile themselves to
it or understand it at all. But
now an explanation is given.
Last winter when in Washington
on a brief visit, just before the in
auguration, I believe, he met with
a severe fall which injured him
about the head and shoulders so
much that he was obliged to keep
his bed for' several days. The
physicians now say that in this
fall the sensitive veins connecting
with his brain were. hurt. much
more seriously than was thought
at the time. And their theory of
his death is this: That throigh
the constant working of his brain
since then these injured veins had
gradually become more and more
delicate, thinner and thinner, un
til the quick rush of b!ood to his
head, when he leaned over to fit
the lower bolt on the door of his
house on that Thursday night,
burst them, and caused his sudden
death.
CHEAP RAILROAD TRAVELING.4
H. T. Peake., Esq., the General
Superintendent of the South Caro
lina Railroad, is now issuing "Gre'en
Line" certificates which entitle
the bearer to travel at half fare,
or ce each week, over the following
named railroads: Louisville and
i asnville, Memphis aud Louisville,
Nashville and North-we st ern,
Nashville and Chattanooga, Wes.
tern and Atlantie, Selma, Rotue
and Dalton, Macon and Western'g
Atlanta and West poin~t, Modtg.
mery and West Point Georgia ad
South Carolina Railroads.
This is done under an agree.
ment entered into at the "Green
Line" Convention, held at Atlanta
in March iast, and the "half fare'1
privilege is extended to all persons
traveling "for the purpose ~of ,
soliciting business" The cost of
traveling is in this way reduced
one-halt. We are glad to see this
new movement. It is an indication
that our railroads are bent on
giving all the help they can to
our people, who must do their
part by working actively to ex
tend their trade and make known
the business advantages they are
prepared to offer-[harleston
News.
The folloiving is a specimen.of
printer's technical terms-it don't
mean Lowever, as much as it
would seemn to the uninitiated :
"WVillian, put General Washing
tont on the g iley, and then finish
the murder of that young girl you
commenced yesterday. set up the
ruins ot Hlerculaneum, and dis
tribute the small pox; you need
not finish that runaway match,
but have the high water, in The
paper this week. Put a new head
to General Grant, and lock up Jeff
Davis; slide that old dead matter
into hell, and let that pie alone
nintil after dinner. You can' put
the Ladies' Fair to press, and then,
go to the devil and put him to,
work on Deacon Fogy's article on,
Eternal Punishmen~t.
"Boston has a paper called (.oo&
Health." Roston never had good
health exoept "on paper."
'Jennie June boasts that she
was born a woman." What does
she .know about it?i SlM wasn't
dhere%