The Newberry herald. (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, July 24, 1867, Image 1

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" s , a:: ' ' c ' . . a " " , . " . r w . . . . . , ? ' r + " ' , - ' .ii"la lc..i'r ' l".4lt. " "'1'"1"" . , Ir N.O-'t -- ~ Apo.- - * {L~8R FOR THE DISSEMINATION OF USEFUL INTELLGNE. [VRILYI * . .: WEDNESDAY MORNING, JuL 24 = 7 ~. O3. 11 Y * sarorrw - RgftOVI_SOINB * ~hr iState - - f aijet. "the ie t energies ot v he has not a Ar . are egldd' j.to ,.ansder very variant T siMOVf - ferent'tages of. is not n unnecees togeth er-pe' n- t eoiider them tog .f.h 44- - of theIL hsy~btt ~~t erconee t n o i ii the gof orziends, edse Wesbe-to Ehe with et admonished by-the ifse NwOQrleans and Wshing aSn"had the former city,'the apa 'othe people had given the use postal of thkevote of aI -usesfrstyae wa.rd to the-'blacksC in~ but the order of the prong the thne of~ ~:i~s~ti~pi-esvented the con-. .suSxmatioa o$ the outrage. Ii-hd-Washington, however, the ~ ia completed, anid .it is ~4~.te.power of in authority; -as'itwould: 'p r, to save the 46%ivoters tja city from .tihe egngitm- foolishi re-1 If - Wis is not td>b: le- fat~e of tite 8eothp'ery eitisen, oTd and Swho'is qualified should wrIgr ho is entitled b,leave ofqur masters 4o-that prtvilege. Rgister; and you Are free to vote or-niot, as you please, and have the furthr thie greater freedom, as t$Me'i- show, to use your waou.desire to use. it s .register; and you can nareri ~epyourself, your friends or your State. The time is corn ing, in the progress of-this revolu tion, *hers the solid vote of the. re-ecabl people of' this State ua tbw oir .Oongress the re iibilityof s perpetual military genmreat? e:practical disfran ogernt for Virginia.. r6 . .l anu ,c c -o??es,. every. voidce and vote will be.- eeded; but thakt i$ a question of the future. Suffiee it for the present to says that wthoutre~gistry you are as Impoten. as the dogs. at yout'door to strikjl blow for freeddm hei-e, MrOfi) thbfiiendi- who are bat tig' y: .freedemr elsewhere: Surel noj egd .of- right :er bonor. eatsfor o'.fta1 a,sacrifrce. : 5afls the"Executii oZK etr of- 'e New..Orleans P-sie a: aesday ;emep - gterd 1 om Sani - Es pr_ dr itio al te -o - k o9 hm nmg f dem :IWtroops Q stobedo ct distance fr .he V 8 A :"tioi,, of, i=U&L h l. i ieu- tl4ho e 2 ..~ E haiendh oued = ~~ es' 'f\ ek E6 s. .'e irerpii,onsAfo,.the -"O c o e tron. 'Afte~r a feuinD? rages a nd-as l_~agffard artun d. them, theagr:1s'rainp nextOan#ijia-tast. - As tliey near: the pi A'o execution conlsiv'e er #ek from -thc crowd. - Th' carriiges stof- aid the prisoners; A n _ the eeiclave you 1ybeKa~keni ae i fested. n aig" jgp4a lcy peope. asey lygr fiio lane, aifd with an alas m mareheMeuttI# #_ st~7The prieners ert nex,an, th ?thing of :braado. ised04e hisasitiatira., g =b-iwas iir a ait the 'an ert who came Wit.'cre df ering hiR the govern -th i.eounfr, he -refuse.? . tsubseqent -.a'eetin g the-oi iposp was aginpresented aad hrgied-latr-ogine hat aee "inu at - :' t3rament,. be= i 'i- oIter $eputa manbroght u6ed'urseto putde, he ae eped the -aTh He deinie.4 th~at* tjCoudr thW~ttried him Ihad 'a .t' Edd Hjiki-vas a dee, of w a %h.ii-fith to orgiotilhare one. ~hact,3a t do noheen.-for -Abe a yf of- esico 11 onctu~sion; 4bi#.bklodwould stopThg eftGiiof looaz.necountry. onim 4eeT~rnm ~a paper. y l~erthe feltin dyin ~t3-~;iberl .par pliinMwthraldbe. pointed but;a's thlremina traitor. -He taild hkem e was ino- traitor, but had alw s.opposed Liberal principles, an iays been against the dis order of the .country, He should' di as diei -rtoir'rative, ai1Ts die for his country. The fame of his acts wQuld,.live, and posterity would judge whether he was right or wrong. He closed with the words' "Viva la Emperor! Viva la- Mexico!" Mejia made no Addi-ess;hIeQ wut to EsQob,edo.. and said he would die poor ; that be had' never made an effort to mnake money. His) only wealth-consisted in forty cattle in the mountains. He asked that the merchants of MIatamoros, to whom hie. owed considerable, would not press his wife to pay his, debts, when they came into possession of the money left them by the-kinduess of the Emperor. After Miramon ceased speaking, the guard 'was drawn up. The prisoners were standing -facing them. The Emperor called the sergent, and drawing from his po et a handful of $20 pieces, he gave them to him, and requested that after his death he "would di vide. them with his company, ask ing as a favor that he would aim his bullet at his heart. The offi eer' gave the signal, the volley was fired, and the -prisoners lay stretched on the ground. The Emperor~ was not quite dead. Two soldiers were then called out, who shot him in the sido, Miramon .2nl1 )Iej.a we..c t-llneil'o the firt viley. Each. of the four balls entered in the breast. A sheet was thrown over the, Emperor by the4etor, who :was.to embalm ] hi Ihodg The~bodies were .then. -i tak.en. by their respective filends, : .ad the troops .moved. back ..to ~tWedarters,' while "tbousands. ] remained, kA by a supernatural agepdy., A stleinn requiem mass for the:, repose of the souf bf 'the -unfortu nate Emperor Maximilian, was .eelebrated in New Orleans on 1 Tuesday morning, at 8 o'clock,. in l theRd:: . tr : St. Miary's) Chureaht. .ain iss was given iout'invitation by the_rearebd l bfae The it f Qhukreh had a,grand.and, soi be ock.. In i the nave, near . the .chancel..ai)l, wathe eatfalque draped in-hea .y . folds ofbaok-vel et, a de .s'aead., ] skalt a ero$s.boner forming pait J of the urtuire._dhu,nd.red ean dle we%e )ighted anl .illuminated t 'sdes. 'Alofthe forelgn .en suls and the --AustriAn naval. of = " es>were- i at ndt he Fe ,su.h.'el .i < 'de ap> tprovidc -stbsieteuli 6 fvr .the Au strin]soldiereently danddnih%hit -and hey_ willbe j returned here in,Vad| or tw. j hiunfbrtunates. ar 40. be fu nieedwith: trano'Yrtatioi' fromI e,accto Eur9g6, Ipi be per milted to iremainndrsettle in tha ' cou -y, as they may individually t elect. - U, N RsirT o IRUGINIA,. ch stad ds'inongst'I,he ' fore i'ostlof-Istitutigns of learning in the Unlited States, 'Will iegin its wintersession on the first day of t Oetober proximo. To be adliit ted as - .st ident - the applicant .must , a.fr;teen .fea rs: af; -j -T no pres-rilhed:bneil 3 .ofetudies._ Any .person .my Sc ithree; iunetss of: sctetos, whose bit g. experience' nk e,essdiMyigba -adtion 'to thest4 there. arc ii ceit.etgeachers,-the4trnplopewnt f l . the option oft he teVpr1 idthe eQompensation~ a. natter o private arrangenterit. The->egrees conferred by the Uni veity e academic and pr6f'es~ mlll fas-follows.: -Ih f. r0 o rfiit ' that df radnite i a - i;", that^df c xofiArts'e of Maet~r-sf-A -Ars m tehelor of'e lin and eDocet of.edicine. 1 IonoroFy degi'ees ae forbidden by the laws of the tUnirersity. Te, .haenumber,f tudents matte6nchZ~tisl ~eatis f0,of i h in t;elvealre from outh-caro-f i,-aiz;.Thes. Pinckney -Alston, ar rreenvil1e; -Richar<HGrigin .Bon-3 esmxn Edgefield e Jesse Alexa'nder -Clift6o; Chester'Gei' Win.:and , Theo. Croft, 'AIken? Wm. Aikcen Culbreth, Edgifield ; Junius-Davis, t~ Camden ; John MalcomJohnstone, Newberry; John G. Lawton, Nine .ty-Six; Andrew Jackson Moses, a Smter; Charles M; Wesson, Char leston, and James. Spratt White, ~ York. The sevei-al "schools" are re resen ted in the following pro- 1, po 'on1 Lat,ia 4-8,Greek -89, 1 Modern Languages 152, Mathe- f maties 190, Natural Philosophy ; 113, Chemistry 144, Medicine 81, 1I Physiology and sur.gery 85, An at omiy and Materia Medica 86, Mo- r ral Philosophy 87, History and a literatu.re 65, and Law '121. D rig fhesrtyitbred:ears of its existence, the University. reports f a total attendsce f:11,841 stu- f deits;:of whom 7,712 Avere from. 't Virginia, the remaining 4,129 from other States.- The maximum at- Ir tendance was in 1856-7, when it ( reached 645, .333 of whom were from Virginia, and 312 from other e States.f The whole-expense of attending a the Institution for the session of- ] nine months is about $400, which a includes everything.-Cha. Courier. i, "What news' to-day?" said a t, New Orleans merchant. to his friend lately. "What news?" re sponded the other-"nothing, only ~ things grow better-our people C are getting on their legs ag-ain." _ "On their legs !" said the firs't, "I a don't see how you can make that out." Why, yes," replied the oth- d er, "folks that used to ride aret obliged to walk nowv ; is not that f getting on their legs again ?" Poverty must be a womian-it i; so nl ond, of nimI2hnga nenon. h I k Ship of Death Floats into a Port of the Shetland Islands. Since the wewhere theAneiene 9arin6tYold!% teilitfp tale-of he euise=l'aden sXip: ith 'her crew rfgEastly arps fi g'iiore iril ingst'ry of -the&ea has "been re ated-thaun.thMt of_the whale ship 9iana, that recently 'drifted -into one of the Shetland Islands. A year ago she -left. the. Shet ands on a whaling; yyage to the krctic regions, having on..hpard, ifty. men. From that time notli ng more was heaid of heriThe riends of those 6n board necame ilarnmed. 1lionej- was raised and refthims offered to the'first ves el that wold bring tidis'of ithe nissingshpfbit al to -no aiail. Iop wasalobt ib+rrd'id. - On 4e-2d.ftAprilthe people nedr lona's .oe, in-one of the Shetland :les, wee..star-ed -at- seeing a Ias.tly; wrec cof-aship sailipg4nto he harbor; .Battere,.a d.ice rushed; sails and .cordage eu i ' oat aYtsa:.dn"1 u RM Niee r Neeretil h 'ei -1 tyi the- long1 lat= $iatne-."eaUe ship .-frori DeadinehU . M*RY fmen pale4 ony tof (eneidiur3 a amig)4y l?g.tyear. A.tfAhfif azaael , on her g.$he 2d -of this year the sagg;et how _ rent f . _. . Tei ine, Cof. i e aptain ak-one, y stifed coripses on he deck; thlrty '"iy helpless y sick aidso i , two re ained anfefdnt strengtf fo creep Ioft, and="fhe othei=: tre'itl*ed eeblyaboztire dek< he--ship as boasidedibyf1be islanders and; s they climbed eovr the bulwarks he man ~it tb .heelfaiuted with xcitement; one of. the sikk died .he lay, his death. being an ioun'ed by tlie fellow occupant of ii 1th feety i Qung, -- Takee tnf his deaT i in." On t-he dg" f thevessel: dr, tl_4y Bont hgl ed ano e;_ gshare their fate - - 'ho sUrvtyors ooIi :4am to ink the bodiesofthe . lds n-o the sea, Luip ,th'.,e bat when the.lst'un'4: ate ithat~iIfbeen gi'ei 4n&b:I. -5The:srZ.c Ehe ip= rked: f ffilyb tvTh last, t -eold, hunger; s+eirt'y - iff ys nery were- too .m'i'-.nn m Che. rave old, Capaiii=was the irt victiin,-and died bhesinghi en. Then th others -fell, one ~one, until the.ship was tenant d only by the dead and aying. ne night ruore at seaf'o.uld hard eft/the Diaa afloatin4g coffiin. oti ne'of t'h" fty wotd have ve toegell the ghastly tale. .ANoruza SPEEo.HR B.Ma. DAVIS. -Mir. Jefferson-Davis.paid a visit q Lennoxville, where *his son i sat college, last .week, and was eeif ed'at the Sherbrooke Rair '~ atation' by a large crowd b enf,Nb wh heered him hertily ~hen'the strain arrived. SoveralF drsons e.ntered thcecar t6 explain o him theoobject of the cheering, hen Mr. Davis presented himself a the platform and- wais. -received -ith another rounid of cheering; in the subsiding of which he re lied: "Gentlemen, I thank you most :indly for this hearty British re eption,,hich I take. as...a mani estati6ri of youl sympathy and ood' ivill for one in misfortune. t bespeaks the true instincts of our race. I trust you may ever emain as free a people as you now re, and that under thea union, of -our provinces you will grow reat and prosperous.as you arc ree. I hope that you will hold st to your British principles and hat youa maf' ever sti-ive to culti ate .a close and 'affectionate con etidni with the mother .eount.ry. ~entlemien, again I thank you." Mr. Davis then retired within ar. .Three cheers more and. one or Mrs. Davis were then given, nd the cars moved away toward j&ennoville, where lie and faimily lighted arid were again the recip ants of a hearty. reception from he crowd awaiting him.- Toron > Leader. Several darkies were passing an gricultural implement store, one f them, pointing to a cultivator, aid, "A man kin sot on dat thing nd ride while he's plowin' !" Golly," replied another, "the erned rascals was too sharp to ink o' dat afore de niggers was ree !" Australia begins to furnish dia ionds as well as gold. Several -e already been diconv~ered.i Brazil. B i MR. EDITOR : For - the informa ' idii of tiose who save the Brazil Fever, I send you .a letter for pub ;li'atidn, fibin dn'e *oh6harecent ly retitned from Soi th Ameica. Mr. B. is a gentleman of close ob servation, and possesses more than ordinary intelligence. Any state ments madeby him' in -reference to Brazi}ray be implicitly relied upon. -'I:am eonvinced in my own i }ind that we ha.ve the best coun try iu. the world: Ad1 that we re quire is a stable Government. ahid a working, conomical people fo restore us fo our former prosper itv. Ytai-s truly, G.W. ?. AtLESo3ay 25th. 1867. u D.r-Ra,Y., fMay 22;1867-. G, J W I Villiams Esq. Da S-n; Q Qour parting at Charleston in.January last, opmy ray to lrail_ ;-.pioinsed to-ad-l dress yof ~on ,my return 'o the 4ited Stifr"_s ih Png do. 1f5f t a leigbii thie Cosa"nd: land Iht (t etciiM Br ta.es, tstidihu at ra itlAvdald s IIt4 g . ople; -al thingscon Ands are going theriwf..arsno informed,. actI think will neven be Iipyor, even . comparaively, satis eMI.ture has don ;iac for Brazi. More, beautifui.;ha hoan.d ceaery e: e i . escel-muc.h of th es vr,:;e,. M, but not more so than imaiy parts of the United States ;a ne :limate' that~iSif oDe is fbiic of perpetual summer:.Tiei-mometer itverage froni 78 to 98=in 's1irt. averge of S6uth Carolina sum mer.: Rio deDa.eiro is-precisely the climate.c ' ava 'Ppnl ;top of RiO=.A :- B, 0a~s nthe.entiree igi :a- idE admit of a wag9u, :an<L.outy4:.rce rai}roads in the entii empire, one whicb ightyi;fi c miles, anpth e,t; e coe.nx i 1 dapt e f "seil for "-of ee, s i a a d ac Point not fort if, and eottsn I re 'rd as.et p?tiient *Rie Ss s. wel;. 1za -ery - great. dou*t "s e o w g w'ell .there; tagilF:pj ' i, l ut -the lra.a + . ey' do have et dry.season there, oer f. ich wp:.ud_ruin a cotton crop in Caronazii rd 'I see o reason why it w6olktd t i i d}Lril. Last e^rs; iraiprovince, uderstoodthatb 't did ntierafn in sixmonths It st ragtnoirntry in .t1&horo-l 't6&dtaitutbful1 infdinaf'idir as *i these ~matters. KAI 'the bot'kt writers- deceive the~ publie; andc when I s,ee -yon I-vill tell :.you the cause, whjeb,you willeasily undei stand. Thete ae no fae.ilities .in[ the coun try, and vorse ' han all, the Ianguages which is~ortuguese, then .the habits, manners and~ muds be living, and. any m.anP msbevery va'in who supposes that a few~ Anrcans eati go to that natural fine e.ountry and cause ~toso pbdpNd to adopt ours. Not so. If-youi go there you must give~ up the Enigli sh, acquire the Portuguese, and become a tho woughBrazillian before you could begin topfve there-live on Man dioca nmeal for bread, and a b2arrel, of imported flour, to reach the in terior on the back of a pack mule, which is a great curiosity, and ba COn, rarely seen in Rio, fifty cents per pound in gold, and of the many families going there now, by the him.e they settled in the in terior, I.think it doubtful whether they will ever seea a int con or barrel of~ flour- agair7. ~6etf none whatever. The coffee lantations were beautiful in the extreme. The negroes looked, well, and would class in appearance, with ours in the States, in the days of slavery, but I did not think they were as good workers. Thc price of slaves fr young men and women, likely, from $500 to $600. Much more has been said in this country about the eniancipation of slavery in Brazil, than has been said there. If I could have consented to settle in Brazil I can only say that I would not have had any fears on that score. But I could not con sent to settle there with my fami ly, all things consi.dered. Of course* I cannot undertake in this letter1 to go into detail, when I see you,1 Ican tell you many things inter esting as to that country. I have~ purchased property mn Kentucky, and shall return to South Carolina next week and2 hence will see you shortly. Yours truly, D. L. B. When is a tombstone like a rushlighit? THE DEATH OF MAXIZILLIAX. A correspondent of the~Timeswri ting from Mexico under date of June 26, says: Colonel Sanger, of the'Republi can aimy; arrived here from Que retarO -last night. He- saw the execution 'of Maiimillian. He says :- When the emperor came down to the Plaza;whith was the one where the city -..refuse is thrown, he took a seat on a rude stone . bench until after. he had seen Generals AMejia_and Miramon shot and their bodies taken -away. He then beckoned to Prince Salm Salm, who stood near him; 'to ap proach. ,He calmly requested this officer to give him a good -segar in iDlish He lit=the segar -and waled erectly and, steadif. t the low platform, -which consisted of a.few, planks laid upon the de posits'of onthouses;-with, whioli this square was covered.: After asking,the sergeant-, of, ti). rifler -dito dto him ths faorto ain diitly it- is' heArt,' hseiated hirstf 'pdi-The stool w1ere but mfew miintteg befoirhe hae' see hafre tnwo-br&e' enerals'vbin) Ioved. CASin g away his segar, he toldthem heae rca-dy -eare ly a mitdute aft-erward*tie'-lan eigteeir rif e =asihead, ap. kximilliau was'a cdrpse;=witthoiz ashudder or' a spasm. - Wieiad fengh for years. W Ve id- effer= ed i:n campaigus; Nit there s not a biberal firor''sotdie there.:was not a sl>tarY spetatt at that scene-who-did 'Wt ep; ,do not"dkno'" said the' 21arra :wtnmy-t:ountrymen mean. All they seon te,desire is- blood - blood-14- 61otj4^ ! JI-mve'seen -it flowhilg ia all t ts of Quer etaro, andfairly loathd'mv land. I-hesitated to return tot my wife and children, Vhom I 'ha -rnQt seen in four-years, because ka that the. "epital. -of -myt tounry wastobe iple,as jed vtl.ood s ietd'mos oi rtable. hotel in RicheOnd and should be borne -in'i nind by visitors to that-:ity; as well as by those who are on their~'ay to the Viigih -'8prings: It''seems that changeslire, bejng made n i,he mnaiiagment, and. that in fitere the experiQieed- Mr.: 3ilward will - be . sole. propretor. Tdhe Ricbm9nd xaminer says . t e contemplates.a iumber.- of clanes- which, when carrted o'at,;wil d grety to the con venifened -of -the housen Amodgst t)iege ifEl b6 Frem'oval7of. tlie maih entraro fromritheCQitn~r 'of the hoose to the- centre, through the 'store laf.ely occupiued.by Major Dooly. -A handsome portieo and balcony: will-be placed.at- this . en tae~Tis is an . improve.ment, the want of which has beeir ve ognized ever sfT'ee ilhe :hQtel a opened.' The gentlemen's parlor will -be remnovecd to the.roomisorei the malin entrance,- and th-e bjillim' room will be transferredi to. tihe site of the present oflice and lob by. An abundant supply of light on the main stairwarys has.. been provided for, and many improve ments in the entrance to, and con struction of the dining room, plan ned. The work is under contract. and will be pucshed forward vigor. onsly by the enterprising gentle. man who has charge of the ho tel." STAr>ING L ETTRs.-The' Char leston Mekrcury is responsible for the following : An old negro woman, on Tues cay last; gave a letter to tho mai! agetan--the Carolin a- train - at a staion near Branchville, andl ask Dd him to send it for -her. The gnt said the letter mitt be stamped. The old woman~ became indignant, said the darkics were ree and "whar were de use of ['reein d'e eullud pussons ef you iidn't free de letters too," and Tally yelled out 'How many stamps he want, eh?" The mail igent said "three!" iDown went :be letter, and clown went the old voman's heel. "Dar ! Dar ! Dar ! Dars three'stamps, dat enuff, eh?" she was in angry earnest, and the >vstandIers were amused accord ng15f. The,.agent saw the joke, olunteered to pay the money tamnp, and thus doubly stamped hs letter w~as sent to its destina ion. A little girl of three years was aying her prayers, not long since, vhen her little brother. about four rears old, came up slyly behind md pulled her hair. Without noving her head, she paused and aid : "Please, Lord, excuse me a ninute while I kick Hlerby." Teith ern- hed to cart il l ricnm YoUR HoE PAPER.---The ieve land Herald very justly says It matters not how- manylews, papers a man takesxhis. l"stJ0 i complete without hishome.aper, Every citizen who wishes- well for his_ .locality should give- a generous -upport ;to his bpme - -paper. If that-paper. .anot2just .such as he youd .wish, e .uld feet thatr himself and. neighbors are responsible, in a measure,f its short comings. Give a paper a liberal -spport, an active sy Ipatby an,iiit-insta1tly rsponds to such manifestations...- Let as edi- >4' tor- feel.'that his efforts are' apre eiated and he is- the moat} respou sivebeing.onearth ;-his . paper. part of hi iself he is -as "sensitive to praise or censure.as a doating -father. Nothing can supply the place of Ithe .hibme paper. It is the mirror in which the town -an4 -oeighbor hJood niews .is effereteii> the agoeial, politia-i cn&di iretgifill " e 4 herer 'rirl - lt Es -i'ic %lhere n needioedjhr curtaimentof-ou e s st 1 trike-of every other one bef4re say to tie'publisher f Aur om'jdurni, I"gop my paper? Tl he man who-does not read.the a dverti t ts.in his'home vaper, can.r.ee ':sfd to be w t ted.. ~d tieg eipp ~.t riot onl "ha.usipess -.Wterpse T e place awhich- they gre pn ished; .u f: tha enterpise of _ lre vertis. .Wben you see a - Kd'Ih 6idifs liberajfg y-ot any -be cetiof findinga new stack of goods in hi- stdre,tat b:he keeps up with, the-ma $nd sells eheiper than' O CI otvrist. If ,f y1. a hom - i.says'thehp" eeir' h # best andlieapa pieeee ever .sold. onf .io': agppar most admirably Miss Jeny.ess do -seme of my.musIis-biy -soul you would captivate ' the scheolma4ter the parson, aYd7.he det- of. yQur pa-ish,. and lead fii n . iph ,>y yeur a . stjgg' s ia& believe h ein niy- it is 7af'ta- lie.. Yotr ouid stillbe 'picountiy girl, thwugh {ar ray lj-ei ail'.the, red. .rilboii 'his ' ttoreprds.: - 2.. 'Ia :supreirely glad. to -see yoti' says the-riing-sfZepBhat.. 'Indeed,.sir,-I h~ave-n'ot joyed- a moment'#ple2asure sihc& e 'par 4ted, Fnt I ^.m''-iow iruiiergted for~rhy-ast drhliixs., tfhave 6riend'like~you;)o..wh~om Ican ug.>esom. --myself, ;reelf. But in yo.tb6re:ia no; deceit-. shal as 'may call ivnatterv, but dia I hope to be savedT s peak;the-7geriui, claiiiants of.rag s'ord.'' Iffacho a 17yder approaeli .a lady, :wim- - hewishea-to woo, eriather., wbom he wishes-to d-estroy, h& amudss her-time by his swornted artifice. But I forbear to give a specimea Iof his convemsation, as it in sby disagreeable to miy fair "reers, 'and it is a more mnalacious kid2of lWing, th'an comes egay.rs ent province to descie Yorcause,' says the pettifog ger', 'is very good, you will qp doubtedly -recover. I adyise eyou* to -commence a suit immediatelg.' Good reader, seeing yoid have- been so foolish to ask his advice, 'ive himi five dollars, but don't, Ilow it. 'Indeed, sir,' says the coquettish Miss Tattle, no man but yourself has, or shall, find a place in my affettions.' Ye Gods, as Swift ob serves, 'has it comeo to this ! Whet, the ladies lie ! Then-in truth twa may exclaim, how this wovld is given to lying! A bashful and rathergreen young fellow invited a young lady to at tend a ball with him one night last summer. The invitation was accepted and the young couple appeared at the ball. . After danc ing for some time "greeny" saw his partner sitting in one corner of' the room all alone. Now was his chance, so he walked up to where the lady was sitting and sht down beside her. All well so far, but the bashful fellow was at a loss for something to say. Hie fidgeted about considerably and 'was swe ating profusely. Finally taking hold of his wilted collar, he commenced the conversation thus-"It is powerful warm in this room. My shirt's wet ain't yours ?" His partner blushed, said nothing, but to~ok his arm~ for the